I still cannot believe that they got Obi-Wan Kenobi to walk through an inquisitor base while hiding a 2nd person inside a trench coat. It is a living meme and how they thought that was good?! I'll never know. But what did you think of either the episode or what you saw in the review. Let me know your thoughts below and as always, thanks for watching :)
Im sure the other idea the writer's had for this scene was to also have Leia dress up as an Empire guard as well cause at this point I wouldn't put it past them to come up with this stuff
I knew this was gonna be a dumpster fire after I watched Boba Fett, they're failing their audiences series after series nowadays so I just don't watch anything anymore till I hear good things.
Let's try that technique on say, a football player wearing a football helmet, slap the side of that thing with your bare hand. Maybe, *maybe* if you're The Mountain from Game of Thrones, it'll knock someone out / down - but a 110lb woman? That's a negative Ghostrider, the pattern is full.
My favorite part of this episode was when Obi Wan emerged from the water and his clothes weren’t soaked and his hair was dry and perfectly in place . I’m actually surprised no one else had mentioned this .
I wish people would stop nitpicking about small things like obi wan not knowing anakin is darth vader...or leia actually knowing obi wan...or a youngling being in the tank when there were no inquisitors when the jedi temple was attacked by anakin...people need to forget everything what has happened in REAL star wars and concentrate on FAKE star wars!!!
@@danielperkins3905 if he held back all that water with the force to begin with I’m sure he could have ran and used the force to keep a little cocoon of water free space directly behind him until he reached the door .
She also told that soldier "I'm your commanding officer" - which she is not. She may be his superior, but she's not his commanding officer, that's not what that term means. It's like they saw someone say it in a war movie and thought it sounded cool, but didn't know what it meant
“I’m your commanding officer.” “…Are you? Why have I never even _seen_ you before? Aren’t you from an entirely separate-“ “I’M YOUR COMMANDING OFFICER!” “Who are you and why are you yelling so much!?” “ I ‘ M Y O U R C O M M A N D I N G O F F I C E R ! ! ! ! ! “ “I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME LOUD WOMAN!”
That trenchcoat scene was the only time I ever physically felt a writer waking up from their coke binge to scribble out a resolution 2 hours before production. Maybe I have the force
Also, why did Obi-Wan not put the stormtrooper armor on as a disguise? It’s a trope that’s been done soooo many times in Star Wars it’s like they actively chose not to do it
This show is insulting my intelligence Torturing a daughter of a very influential imperial senator isn't politically wise. The emperor still needs the Senate cause he doesn't have the death star. Palpatine wouldn't not be happy at the inquisitors he would have snapped her neck the moment he heard of it. Great video
Also what’s going to happen to wrap this up? Is Leia just going to go back to Alderan and act like nothings happened? Won’t the inquisitors/empire still come after her? Is there not going to be any kind of repercussions from either side. She becomes a senator in the imperial senate. It’s madness.
@@thegreatangel8251 They're either going to just outright ignore the big problem with Leia knowing Kenobi, or they'll throw in a deus ex machina memory wipe on Leia to make her forget the whole thing, even though only droids have expressly had memory wipes (in the movies, at any rate).
The dumbest part of this base being undefended is that there is a video game that takes place 5 years before this. Jedi Fallen Order. It's considered canon. In that game a Jedi, Cal Kestis, swims underwater to infiltrate this exact base. This one. 5 years ago. He killed many stormtroopers and other bad guys here and actually faced Darth Vader himself in these underwater halls. And since that time nobody decided to add even a single bit of defense to prevent it from happening again? Really? These writers know nothing about the universe they are writing for.
( wave of hand).... this is not the Star Wars you're looking for....... " This is not the Star Wars we're looking for".....Move along....... "Move along."
When I saw Reeva deflect FOUR turbolaser blasts from the A-Wings I laughed so damn hard. In the EU novel Allegiance, Mara Jade used her lightsaber to block a bolt fired by a scout walker which would be probably even smaller than the one used here and while she succeeded in deflecting the blast, the kinetic force was so great it nearly wrenched the weapon from her hands. I could buy that she blocked one shot but there is no way she could block another due to the sheer magnitude of the kinetic energy of the blast. I know this is nitpicking since there is so much wrong with this show but it really doesn't surprise me that they would hire a lead writer who didn't even watch the movies let alone have a miniscule amount of understanding of the established canon.
turbolasers and any rockets-lasers-bombs from starships CAN NOT BE DEFLECTED lol... also... the speeders they used CAN NOT STOP IN MID AIR LIKE HELICOPTERS.. lol.. if they could my days in battlefront 2 would've been alot less stressful on hoth ahah
Nahhhh Nah. This is not nitpicking this is just them disregarding the rules of the Star Wars Universe. There is a reason we have never seen Jedi's deflect ship blasters. I also think the same way about Dark Side force user force choking Jedis. Yeye, he is weak in the force and all also completely unlearned lightsaber combat in 10 years (which is bogus to begin with, yeah you get a little bit rusty but you don't lose an ability you have been trained to do since you where an infant in that amount of time) still, I think there is a reason this was never shown, that being force sensitive has some protective properties against this, because if not Luke was always going to be toasted by Vader or even more so by Palpatine.
@@hiiambarney4489 There used to be (in old canon) an ability called force shield, which was more of a passive trait of any force user than an actual active ability. Basically, any being that consciously uses the force automatically gets a higher resistance to getting manipulated through the force. The force - while not having one single consciousness - is basically the collective consciousness of all living things in the galaxy. Which automatically means that someone has to be MUCH stronger in the force than you are in order to manipulate you (either physically or mentally) through it, since your will NOT to be pushed/pulled/chocked/tricked is also part of said collective consciousness. There are cases where a very strong force user (like yoda) has gripped and levitated a regular force user (like asaji ventress for example), which would basically be the light side version of force chocking. But as a general rule, unless there is a HUGE skill gap, force powers are rather ineffective against other force users. They can be used to supplement your arsenal in a lightsaber duel, but they are not a substitute for lightsaber skill.
The difference is: Mara Jade was actually an interesting character, who was strong, but not Superman, so she had actually some weaknesses. Reva is perfect, and she can do anything that is possible or impossible to look incredible. Unless it is connected to Leia because Leia is even more perfect, so she can't win.
I'd like to point out that when Reva and the spy are talking, she points out that Obi-Wan and Leia broke through a check-point on the spy's planet, like it's supposed to be a 'take that' moment. I guess planets in the Star Wars universe are really tiny, because that's the equivalent of telling an American police officer that someone broke though the border somewhere out in Zimbabwe. SMH I still can't get over the fact that Reva's actress said Reva would be someone girls could look up to. So far, we've seen her harass and maim civilians and children, and be an insubordinate loose-cannon to her allies. We don't see her do anything to show that she's a force to be reckoned with, other than yell and attack non-combatants. She's a bully!
I love how there's an interview about the diversity in Kenobi and they were like "(...)as a child I had Lando(...)". I AM SORRY, WHAT? Lando is literally one of the most famous and beloved characters of any star wars properties. People will do screenplay backflips to put cameos of him on the newer shows and animated shows, and she was like "oh no LaNdO". Does anyone want to look up to Reva? If anything I'd say she's SUPER harmful representation of both girls and black women. So thanks Reva, thanks!
The way the other female pilot talked down to him in the first scene… built up an incredible character, I could feel Wade pass onto the next realm and it reminded me of my grandpa dying. Rip wade, you were the real mvp and deserve your own series.
It's crazy how I didn't realize how bad this episode was until I watched this breakdown. I am so disappointed that we live in a world where the greatest franchise of all time has fallen this far. And what's worse is that Disney Star Wars is just pumping out new shows and movies like it's nothing with no intention of making any quality content.
Sadly I realised how bad they are when I watched the show. I was furious watching this whole thing. So many things that make no sense, destroy characters, lore or events that have been written my Lucas. Not everything he did was flawless or perfect, but at least his story and character arcs did make sense overall. Star Wars is not the only franchise that has been destroyed like that. Star Trek was hit similarly hard, Doctor Who got a nasty treatment. Even Lord of the Rings now has been attacked by the same mentality. The list goes on. It is way to long. The really sad thing about all of them is that you could put in some ideas in any of them if you are intelligent enough and talented, but they seem to not want to go to that effort for a franchises where you could very likely make enough money to live your whole life from in a single year. What will be interesting is what will be in the future. What they do now in terms of finances (i.e. losing money) is not sustainable. When will they realise? Or will they? How will they react if they realise it? For me, most of Disney Star Wars can not be part of the canon if you actually want to get back on track, to make money from that franchise (I'd say you could only hold on to the Mandalorian series, Andor series and Rogue one - maybe Solo, since it doesn't destroy that much, but it was just unimportant to be frank. Most shows and movies under Disney are just to problematic for the canon to be allowed). Will someone have the balls to redcon some of this stuff?
It's amazing...I predicted that whole series; that it would be a male and female pilot, male would get blown up by Reva, femal would save everyone. I'm choking on the feminism in the air.
Every timeI see a movie or series talk about a "top secret base" that's impenetrable, but then it turns out you can basically just BS your way in, I'm reminded of a time when I was young sailor stationed out of Norfolk, VA. I liked to visit various parts of the state, or venture up to DC, and one day I was traveling down a back country road when I saw a very discreet, but well-maintained entrance to what was clearly a military base. I always liked visiting other bases, just to see what they were like, but had never heard of this one that seemed to be named "Camp Peary". So, turning around, I thought I'd go check it out. Driving up to the gate, instead of an Army MP or US Navy Master-at-Arms with a pistol coming out to greet me as is usually the case, 2 guys in black fatigues, body armor, and toting very kitted-out M4 rifles emerged. I showed them my military ID, thinking everything would be cool and I'd be allowed in, but instead they asked what the purpose of my visit was. Not thinking anything of it, I said I just wanted to drive around and see what the installation was like. They looked at each other for a brief moment like "is this guy f'ing serious?" then handed me back my ID, said I shouldn't be there, and told me I needed to leave. When I went back to work Monday morning, my officers had a great laugh and told me that I'd tried to access one of the CIA's training facilities.
This reminds me of one of the many things that annoyed me in the Shang Chi movie. When they're escaping from the officer's garage, some random foot soldier happens to crash into them, and they grab him. Quite conveniently, his palm print unlocks the gate. In every company in the Army Reserves I've been in that has a motor pool, only 3-5 people have access to the codes and locks, and only for very specific reasons. The random troopie who would be chasing down intruders would not be one of those 3-5 people.
@@AVKnecht ikr, it harder to get in ordinary office building in Manhattan without propper pass card or invitation from one of resident companies, than this so called impenetrable secret bases.
The comedy is better every week, at this rate by the last episode we'll see Reva, Vader and the other Inquisitors chasing Obi-Wan around to the Benny Hill theme!
I love how SeaWorld has stronger waterproof glass than an Imperial base. Wait, actually, how can the glass resist all that water pressure but breaks with a single puny blaster shot?
this is not even a nitpick. Blasters shoot laser, which is insanely hot. so the structural integrity of the glass gets compromised because a part of it melts. it does not really matter how strong the glass is if part of it suddenly has not structural integrity because it became a liquid
The Leia chase in ep 1 and the trench coat scene here are the 2 worst written things I've ever seen on a TV show... It's actually quite impressive in a way.
Not to mention Vader and a bunch of Storm Troopers getting stopped by a wall of fire that they could get around by just walking 10 feet. Or you know, using the force like he did a couple of minutes earlier.
@@williamcronshaw5262 If they would have seen the rage in Anakin's eyes in revenge of the sith, nothing would have stop him from killing obi-won. Obi-won only won on mustafar because he was one of Anakin's weaknesses. I do believe subconsciously he held back the killing blow high ground or not. As darth vader though he has completely shed himself of all weekness now just a bowl of hate and anger.
Someone mentioned when the woman beat up the two storm troopers. Slapped one in the head. Then turned and reached in under the other ones helmet, and grabbed his throat. Very funny. like a Saturday night live skit.
Forgot to mention that a snowspeeder which seen obviously in the battle of hoth is a cramped tiny interior but apparently can fit 3 grown adults and a child.
Exactly! That was so jarring! I’m surprised so few people comment on that! For fucks sake: was it too difficult to have one or 2 more speeders landing to pick them up?
@@WAFFLEooFILMS sure, they are taking us for granted: “look, it’s SW, shiny things! Watch and smile!” It’s just lazy and insulting to less than casual audience
They are spending the absolute least amount of money possible and it shows. It looks like low budget fan made syfy channel shit. They aren't even paying anyone who worked on rehearsals.
This "who would dare attacking inqusitors fortres" argument is especially moronic considering couple jedi already broke in and destroyed half the base few years before current events. Apparently huge terrorist attack is not sufficient enough reason to tidy up security.
I'd be like dropping all the security protocols in Airports 5 years after 9/11 because no one would dare. That's how dumb the writers are or think we are
Leia sitting in interigation room Meanwhile obi wan -heals in a tank -meets ppl and comes up with a whole plan -travels to and breaks into a fortress Leia still sitting in interigation room Time doesn't matter
To be fair, I didn't like it right from that first episode where barely anything happened lmao. At least these new episodes have something happening in them I guess.....although thinking about that escape maybe not.
So how would Leia, who has been off planet for maybe 24 hours know anything about where the people who didn't even tell her what planet she was on were hiding their base of Operations? So Reva threatens to torture a 10 year old who has no reason to know the information she wants, and in the process says more about her backstory than Leia does
When Leia says to Obi-Wan, "I didn't tell them anything," his response should have been, "Of course you didn't. You're an annoying little girl who doesn't know anything TO tell."
Don't even think why would she blah blah blah they don't care about the details! PERIOD! How did Leia evade her kidnapping from the start or Obi Wan himself!?? I just assumed she was on V like in The Boy's or she was obviously using the Flash's speed force Superman's daughter...........something I dunno....
It's always hilarious when someone who obviously has never been in the military tries to write dialog or scenes involving the military. They think soldiers are as stupid as they are.
Writers cant write someone more intelligent than themselves. Soldier or not its why everyone is the same in the show. Even when they are clearly SUPPOSED to be clever. 5 minutes later will make a crazy stupid decision.
@@disparutoo It's obvious why Disney won't do anymore Star Wars movies. Because they're not going to risk $250,000,000 on anything that's practically guaranteed to lose money. Even if it was good they've so utterly failed this franchise that people's opinions are so low that they can be found next to dinosaur bones. I thought Lucas did a disservice to the original trilogy by "fixing" them. I still remember the original movie being nominated for best picture (when that meant something) that year. Look at what they've done to it. My only comfort is that the cultural vandals at Disney will NEVER recoup the $4B they gave Lucas. That and the fact that Kennedy will forever be remembered as the person that fetched coffee for Lucas and Speilberg.
@@scottf5791 That scene is some of the dumbest shit I've seen in my life. Like a lieutenant in the army or something could just walk into any top secret facility in the US because their rank was higher than the guards. Having a scene where strong wamen humiliates white man is all they care about.
So lemme get this straight they got away with Leia by hiding her under a trench coat? Also how did Vader not sense that Obi Wan was at the base, in the OT he was able sense when Obi Wan was on the death star
I'm glad you picked up on the whole force relies on the feelings trope. The problem is that's the exact opposite of the original series, where giving into your feelings was the way to the dark side. I think now we see why the sequels and this series is so anti Star wars feeling. The original Star wars presented the Jedi as a bunch of stoic warrior philosophers. However modern sensibilities says that feelings should rule everything, in other words we've all become sith and that's why the Jedi must be destroyed.
The problem with this show is that for three episodes, it places such an emphasis on Obi-Wan's mental state being the block of his powers. Yet in this episode, a bacta bath is enough to unblock it. Not only is the payoff not befitting what was set up, but it makes the writers look like they used mental disorders like a Chekov's gun. It's fired, it's done its job, so who cares how it got on stage in the first place? Yet the show still hasn't explained to me why Obi-Wan thinks it's a job well done protecting Luke when he buried his lightsaber in the middle of nowhere. Speaking of feelings should rule everything, there's a UA-cam user who tried to defend this tripe by saying that fear and near-death experience unblocked Obi-Wan's power. Not only is this bullshit in real life (yeah, go ahead and set a PTSD patient on fire to "snap out" of it), but isn't using fear to power oneself a Sith trait?
@@neocomp92 exactly. They aren't just screwing with the "lore" meaning they got Yoda's home planet mixed up or something, they are putting the very moral compass upon which the universe is based and inverting it. In this universe there is no God, the Force is a religion as was said long ago in the original movie. As we learn, it is a religion based on stoic control over your emotions, allowing the rational side of yourself tame the beast. Allow the beast to take over and you get Vader. Turn away from fear and hate and you get Luke. But OB1 is channeling his fear and panic to regain access to the force after showing us meditation was futile. The only thing they can do to maintain the mythology of the universe is to allow OB to become a sith.
I was in a house fire that started from exploding butane cans and i shit you not. NOT A HAIR on my head or MY FACE was even singed.. freak accidents i tell you.. unpredictable outcomes lol
@@andrejarosch5524 as the ocean isn't wetting Obi's clothing in this dive to infiltrate the base. And this "Female Spy" he infiltrates with uses the communicator in a room with 4 or 5 other imperial personal... very stealthy...
Obi-Wan: "I don't see any shields." Rebel: "Because no one would be stupid enough to attack." Admiral Kimmel: "The smart enemy attacks you exactly where you think you are safe."
Why are there no defenses? "They don't need them because nobody would be stupid enough to attack." Why would they not attack when there are no defenses? "You're asking too many questions".
Obi-Wan needs to be emotional and in touch with his feelings to connect to the force... so, Obi-Wan has to abandon the Jedi principles and embrace the dark side of the Force... as it is the feelings/emotional submission by which the dark side manifests its power, and in the stoicism of the Jedi Order which grounds the Force user in the light side. Sith: Feelings and emotional appeal lead to anger, anger creates greater power for the individual exclusively, regardless of the power's exercise. Jedi: Stoicism leads to impartiality, and so the decisions made are not for the individual but rather for the right course.
Like u read my mind. Emotions and jedi like wtf like wtf they dont know what jedi means or represents just sad. They didnt watch is with heart and soul. This happens when u dod things just for money. JUST SAD
@@josipmarasovic7084 The Kenobi series undermines Episodes 4-6 entirely, in fundamental ways, and also the foundational lore of Star Wars as a whole. One instance which really demonstrates how inept the writing is comes from Kenobi Episode 3. When Obi-Wan faces Vader (when he can run away and getting rag-dolled) the writers premise the entire interaction on 2 things: 1. Kenobi is weak, feckless and easily dominated through the Force - Kenobi at his weakest. 2. Vader is perhaps at his height of strength and so can manipulate Obi-Wan through the Force and his exercise of the dark side. This is the penultimate nail in any continuity because of what happened in Return of the Jedi. When Vader fought Luke he sensed he had a sister, and Luke was more in control of himself and the Force during their fight than Obi-Wan as in his fight with Vader. So Obi-Wan sends Leia off while he attempts to slow Vader. He is afraid and his only thought is to protect her because of who she is. Vader at the height of his power facing Obi-Wan in the depths of his weakness does not sense the child and who she is. This series so far has created such undermining of Episodes 4-6 that the only way to salvage them in continuity and lore is, effectively: 1. Vader has brain damage and the memory of a gnat. 2. Leia has brain damage and the most profoundly traumatic experience of her life she is completely oblivious of about 10 years later. The only way can overcome both Vader and Leia being complete morons is Obi-Wan and/or the Force itself is so powerful he/it can mind wipe everything that happened from all parties involved. Even if willing to accept this (which is even more lore breaking), it would then mean the Emperor could not reveal Luke to Vader, Vader could not have Luke realize the truth when he reveals he is his father, Vader would not be able to sense Luke had a sister because if: 1. Obi-Wan or the Force itself has the power to mind wipe everyone about everything at this time then so long as either exists later at the same level of power and reach there is no reason for it to falter later. 2. Obi-Wan becomes a Force Ghost, making him more powerful than Vader could ever know (as does Yoda) which would entail they have even greater power and reach within the Force, so would make sure any revelation or weakness exploited by it would never occur. 3. Obi-Wan and Yoda wouldn't need Luke, being the weaker of the twins and with no exposure to the dark side (Leai shrugging off Reva mind prope without even realizing she is, because she is that powerful). 4. Leia now becomes even more idiotic in 4-6 because she has no memory, goes from such native force Power to only barely being able to sense anything with the Force later. 5. Vader demonstrates his brain damage in not remembering or his weakness and no reason to be feared by not remembering and then doubles down into having Leai as a prisoner and oblivious to her Force connection and triggering both their memories. In the end the series actually does more damage to Star Wars 4-6 and retroactively to 1-3, and ironically 7-9. In such a short time frame with this series the have invalidated Episodes 1-9 and every series or convective work based on those Episodes... epic failure at its finest.
@@kuhanblock9380 We have Wade's memory, giving his life so Tala, Kenobi and Organa could escape... later on after the emotions clear we meet Wade, retelling his story of how he escaped and swam off planet to become a Spice Merchant hired by Pual Atreides on the planet Arrakis (aka, Rakis/Dune).
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This show can't be justifiably defended or explained unless you just like soulless shiny spectacles with no substance over logical storytelling and good writing. There's glaring plotholes and obvious bad writing and the amount of fans desperately trying to like it and cope for the incompetence of LuciferFilm and Disney is very disturbing. I'm not going to lower my standards just to like it just because it's falsely labelled "Star Wars"
I just can't wrap my head around why they keep doing it. If they try to come up with excuses for abysmal writing and lame characters, Disney execs will catch wind of it and start mass-producing low quality cr@p just because it gets views and support. Nothing wrong with criticizing something you've liked (although this show is beyond likeable at all).
Yes the I have fans telling me that I should just accept it and count myself lucky that Disney is even producing Star Wars shows for FANS... as if I'm in some Star Wars Refugee Camp. I'm sorry but I'm a long time paying fan with emotional and monetary interests in this Universe and to have it shit on by Disney is a travesty. It's like ordering a pint from my favorite cantina only to be served pissed all the sudden and then have all the patrons drink the piss holding their noses and telling me to feel lucky.
At first I was thinking “man this guy is way to cynical” by the end I was finding myself laughing at almost every turn. This was way more entertaining than the 4th episode. Thanks man!
Ive never watched Halo, Kenobi, new trilogy, etc( I dont have TV/streaming) BUT ive watched ALL this dude reviews.... seriously shows the entertainment this man pumps out. GG.
Trilla Suduri from Jedi Fallen Order was actually intimidating because she was written and designed well and the context in which she was intimidating was executed perfectly. Cal was undertrained and unsure of himself, so Trilla was able to beat him and at times even manipulate him. Until he grew in strength, at which point the helmet came off and you saw the truly broken soul beneath. A beautiful young woman now scared both physically and mentally by the dark side of the force, cursed to die by the very hand that took her in the first place. That story worked because it allowed both characters to build and conclude in a way befitting of them. And best of all, neither character was ever treated like some kind of social commentary. Because she was a character and so was he. But hey, SHOUTING MEANS ACTING!
@@DeadlySins-op1gl Somewhat inconsistently. Obi-Wan had to bash and lightly strike a stormtrooper four or five times to kill him at the torture chamber. As if to suggest he's wearing beskar. Yet at the hallway he's cutting men in half in one stroke.
Also growling is considered acting these days for some reason. I mean look at Sung Kang, the guy just growls threats and does nothing of note in this show
Well...kathleen kenndy herself had her fingers ALL over the Obi-Wan series. same for the Book of boba fett...funny how anything she's heavily involved with turns out shit.
Same here. They literally used this former-jedi-now-a-broken-hermit shit they did with Luke in ep.8 and put it all over Kenobi's character. At this point it's just dissapointing, really. And my expectations were as lowest as they could be. I just hope there at least will be half-decent fight between Anakin and Obi-wan towards the end of the series
Disney/Lucasfilm's deference to the vacuous platitudes of diversity and girl power has broken the mythology of the original trilogy. Exploiting an IP's lore and iconography to serve as a platform for subversion and social messaging is what creates bad writing, precisely because it prioritizes the wrong things. The original EU and things like the Knights of the Old Republic games had all the diversity that modern-day activists find appealing, but the biggest difference is that those stories respected the lore and didn't try to remold the Star Wars mythos in order to serve the diversity/female characters that the writers wanted to see succeed at all costs. I can't watch this series - it will only cause me to hate characters I've always loved (Obi-Wan and Leia) and despise new characters that have been forced into the now broken lore (Reva).
People actually believe criticism is because of racism.. have they even watched the show? How are standards so low you think this is good? We're screwed as a race.
Also, if she bugged Leia’s droid, it’s not tracking Obi, it’s tracking Leia, and there’s no guarantee Obi doesn’t just take her right back to Alderaan to give to Bail Ornotgonnadomyjob and then be on his way home without any sort of tracking device. So then you haven’t found the path and you’ve lost Obi Wan.
The rumors that this show is the Reva and Leia show is misinformation. They dominate the show. You will love how Reva and Leia lead the Kenobi show. It was part of the plan. GROOMING the next generation of Star Wars Fans. REIMAGINE TOMORROW for a better future today.
An interesting point here. In a New Hope, Tarkin and Vader put a homing beacon on the Millennium Falcon and let it escape. From their conversation, it seems like it was Vader's idea. We know that Anakin was never very clever, and now we know who taught him that clever trick: A strong independent wahmen.
And this is the second time Reeeeeva has made Vader look stupid: his introduction last episode was with Reeeeva tricking him. This show is an utter disaster.
It's also kind of stupid that she's left at the bottom of the Inquisitor ladder despite being the bestest at everything. Seriously with her skills and determination you'd think she'd be the head Inquisitor and not some lackey
@@kuhanblock9380 they can't have a strong, independent woman actually succeeding in their invented corporate structure. It would mean she really isn't oppressed and would defeat The Narrative.
@@disparutoo I love the part where the stormtroopers are so loyal none of them went. "Isn't that the senators daughter that's been missing they are taking to the torture room? Should probably contact her parents because this is f'd up"
I'll forever miss the sense of dstermination and strength he provided while he barely said anything standing around that table. If only Leia and Reva could take on his strong silent type attitude, the show might go up a point
Except Boromir's line makes sense in the context since Moria is no longer an active mine as its inhabitants had died and it *became* their tomb - where the fortress is *still a fortress* just with some dead bodies stored in it. Even their plagarism isn't vaguely proficient.
@@ssharp755 In the OT Vader was a ruthless and badass villain. In this show he is a callous serial killer who keeps his trophies around like John Wayne Gacy and kills little kids for pleasure. You could accept the redemption of Vader in the OT because there was still good in him. How is there supposed to be any good in this character we are seeing here?
My favourite line was when the random guy in the base looked at the hologram and was like "Wow Fortress Inquisitorius!" and the woman next to him just snaps "ITS INPENETRABLE WADE!" 😂 made no sense in the conversation.
@@disparutoo It makes sense if you realize their trying to appropriate 'toxic masculinity' for females. "Hey remember when after a long day of work, exhausted men would lose control of their temper and scream out a answer to something? Let's do that, but without anyone asking anything!" "Genuis!"-Communist writers of Disney and Lucas Films.
I think the point was to indicate to the audience that the guy was named Wade. Apparently he is a character from the Disney canon. But i could care less. I don’t know who he is and i don’t want to know
@@edwardelric603 it was Disneys way of letting us get to know the character by saying their name once and then killing them off and expecting us to care.
Disparu, after your "colour chart criticism" gag, you owe me a new screen on my laptop, I laughed that hard ive spluttered coffee and snot all over it ha ha, brilliant video mate!
Meanwhile, 90% of the people (aka a large portion of the audience) love this show. This world is collapsing so fast, I'm kinda glad I can witness this during my lifetime. It's like watching the fall of the roman empire live.
I just saw the episode. At the end I was like "what was this episode really about? what really happened? how is this moving the story on?" the short answer : Nothing, Nothing, It doesn't
The saddest thing is they could have had a good reason for Obi Wan to leave Luke, for example Qui-Gon instructing him to leave Luke to learn to become a force ghost, as that is the only way to save him and the Jedi in the future. His reappearance could have alerted the inquisitors and Vader and they'd go after him, only for Obi Wan to defeat some inquisitors and have an epic face down with Vader which he wins because Qui-Gon reached out to Anakin which gave Obi Wan a way to escape. Qui-Gon reaching out from death also could have filled the plot hole which is Vader knowing how to become a force ghost as Vader probably would try and find a way to master that ability after learning it exists. So much opportunity for something awesome with this series ruined by a canon-breaking mess which isn't even remotely good. I don't even like the music as most of the 'nail biting' moments just fall flat by really boring music. Star Wars is grandeur music and this series doesn't contain any of it. They haven't even used imperial march yet when Vader is onscreen.
I cringed so hard when that male got violently emasculated by Tala. I am convinced KK wrote that scene. But don't worry, she wasn't finished there. That stormtrooper slap was lethal.
The fortress is so impenetrable, they easily went in. One without a disguise, and one easily bluffing the security because why would you ask your superiors over your communications device if she's allowed in. Eventually Obi trips the alarm but fight no Inquisitors. Easily walks out with a girl under his coat when the alarm was sound and everyone was on high alert. Then somehow gets saved by two ghetto ships taking on an entire army. Somehow no one chases them...cuz somehow the fortress has no tie fighters. All the happen close to Vader that somehow didn't sense Obi Wan? Oh also when Reva was interrogating the commanding officer...Reva knew she was lying...but didn't use her force mind reading skills to get the true location of the rebels? Oh Leia is so good... she had no training with her force power and somehow withstood the super OP Inquisitor Reva? Wtf is going on with this series.
The same people that tried to gaslight me telling me that Obi-Wan couldn't use his force powers... IN TATOOINE because Vader could track his IP Address... are the same ones telling me Vader doesn't sense Obi-Wan using the force in the Inquisitor Base. Why would you even need a tracker at that point can Vader sense you? Isn't that the supposedly whole point of shutting yourself from the force?
Rely on feelings to use the force? Sounds like dark side talk to me. Remember in Empire Strikes Back? Luke: I don't believe it Yoda: That is why you fail. its not about muscle or feelings, but faith.
@@mojebi3804 "Feeling" in the sense of being in tune with the force, maybe. But not emotional feelings. The jedi used a stoic approach to the force. "There is no emotion, there is only peace." is a section of the jedi code
@@alexandermagnus82 No, definitely emotional feelings. Feeling the force is also emotional. Everything is emotional if you are experiencing it. There is true emotion and there is corrupted emotion. Furthermore, one's ability to use one's skills and knowledge are affected by one's emotional state. These are facts of existence. Also, the Jedi code you speak of, in the form you speak of it, is after it was basically corrupted and led the fall of the Jedi. Their dogma blinded them to emotional realities. This neglect created a huge blind spot for them which was revealed aptly in their failure of being healthy guardians for Anakin.
Love the lack of urgency when Reeva is heading to see what the alarms in the base are going off for. "I won't rush there, I'll stride purposefully because that will look way cooler"...
Reva did NOT “let them go” SHE STOPED THEM FROM ESCAPING!!! They managed to escape after that. If she wanted to “let them go”, WHY DID SHE STOP THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE!!! THEY WERE ALMOST OUT OF THERE BEFORE SHE STOPED THEM!!! This show is such trash.
As someone who came to find Disparu through several connections from Mauler, the Long Man himself, I find a critique video being only a few minutes longer than the media it's covering to be rather amusing. This doesn't invalidate your premise by any means, merely illustrates the degree to which what you're pointing out has become a problem.
@@disparutoo and worth watching every second... looking forward to saison 2 ;o) ... ehh... the rant... obviously looking forward for the rant, NOT the series itself ;o)
Glad you enjoyed it :) Plenty of other reviews on the channel in the same vein but I cant promise they all contain the same gold as a walking trenchcoat full of nutters.
"MERCH!" Had me laughing! Your closing remarks are incredibly on point. It feels like they are actively destroying Star Wars because they don't like the Original Trilogy or the fans.
Cheers dude, glad you enjoyed it and appreciate the sub. There is a playlist the other reviews in the description and if yer interested I've reviewed a whole host of other shows in the same style
While I was watching this episode I genuinely had forgotten what Wade looked and even sounded like outside his cockpit..."Wait, which guy was Wade again?"
hugh, kinda surprised you didn't mention these thing: - Obis Lightsaber bouncing off the strom trooper - the snowspeeder almost hitting the back wall of the "hangar" on their first attack run (and the laughable CGI in those shots) - yet suddenly teleporting away to start the second attack run/rescue run - being able to easily deflect blasters from a ship with a lightsaber (obi was blown away by the slave 1 in E II) - Leia having the droid with the beacon on her, although we have seen Reva take it away from her and never giving it back (or put in a beacon for that matter). Might have missed that scene though, the show is kinda hard to look at....
Ha yes its a little later than normal (although much earlier than my Halo and other reviews normally were). May have had a little bit to do with how awful the ending was lmao
@@disparutoo to be honest, ive been watching it vicariously through your reviews 😂. Last Jedi broke my lil starwars heart. Now its just fun to see how bad this trainwreck is/is becoming
They had to capture Leia twice too. She will probably wind up getting captured in the next one too, even though by all rights she should go STRAIGHT back to Alderaan (which she probably won't, she'll get involved in whatever stupid "plan" gets cooked up by the good guys.) There is nowhere to go now though, there should be no more "good guy" objectives. Leia is safe and Obi-Wan is free to go back to Tatooine, the show SHOULD be over. This whole series is 2 episodes repeated in a loop- 1. Capture and 2. Rescue. In other words- utter filler.
@@ripwinkler1595 When I saw the Obi Wan trailer: "Help Us Obi Wan Kenobi, you are our only hope to save star wars!" Me now: "Damn you Obi Wan Kenobi, you are not our hope."
"The reason this base has no defenses is because nobody would be stupid enough to attack a base with no defenses. Obviously!" Priceless! Subscribed for that alone (the rest is good too!).
Five years. And somehow it has less security than before. Remember how Merrin had to render the whole ship invisible because there was a blockade of Imperial ships in orbit? Now ships can just fly in and out unchallenged.
It's the same with any base that's been infiltrated, there's no need to improve security. After Cal Kestis posted his infamous 'First' selfie from inside the base onto Sithbook, no one else could be bothered; it was done already.
I still cannot believe that they got Obi-Wan Kenobi to walk through an inquisitor base while hiding a 2nd person inside a trench coat. It is a living meme and how they thought that was good?! I'll never know. But what did you think of either the episode or what you saw in the review. Let me know your thoughts below and as always, thanks for watching :)
I couldn't stop laughing and yelling, "what am I watching?!"
Im sure the other idea the writer's had for this scene was to also have Leia dress up as an Empire guard as well cause at this point I wouldn't put it past them to come up with this stuff
I knew this was gonna be a dumpster fire after I watched Boba Fett, they're failing their audiences series after series nowadays so I just don't watch anything anymore till I hear good things.
This series is turning out to be a great comedy.
The best use of the 'multiple people in a trench coat' trope was in _Bojack Horseman_ --- but that show was intentionally a comedy.
I burst into laughter when she slapped that stormtrooper's helmet and he started falling like he got hit with a concrete brick
World renowned for being the best martial arts move.....according to Disney I guess.
seriously , i just facepalm myself when i watched that crap , and magically get his blaster the next cut
That caused more damage to the storm trooper that 3 chops from a lightsaber god Disney has no idea how anything works
Let's try that technique on say, a football player wearing a football helmet, slap the side of that thing with your bare hand.
Maybe, *maybe* if you're The Mountain from Game of Thrones, it'll knock someone out / down - but a 110lb woman?
That's a negative Ghostrider, the pattern is full.
Bwahaha I thought I was the only one who noticed.
My favorite part of this episode was when Obi Wan emerged from the water and his clothes weren’t soaked and his hair was dry and perfectly in place . I’m actually surprised no one else had mentioned this .
or when he was able to outrun the water bursting into the tunnel. It just looks wrong..
His clothes were from back to the future
I noticed that immediately
I wish people would stop nitpicking about small things like obi wan not knowing anakin is darth vader...or leia actually knowing obi wan...or a youngling being in the tank when there were no inquisitors when the jedi temple was attacked by anakin...people need to forget everything what has happened in REAL star wars and concentrate on FAKE star wars!!!
@@danielperkins3905 if he held back all that water with the force to begin with I’m sure he could have ran and used the force to keep a little cocoon of water free space directly behind him until he reached the door .
She also told that soldier "I'm your commanding officer" - which she is not.
She may be his superior, but she's not his commanding officer, that's not what that term means.
It's like they saw someone say it in a war movie and thought it sounded cool, but didn't know what it meant
“I’m your commanding officer.”
“…Are you? Why have I never even _seen_ you before? Aren’t you from an entirely separate-“
“I’M YOUR COMMANDING OFFICER!”
“Who are you and why are you yelling so much!?”
“ I ‘ M Y O U R C O M M A N D I N G
O F F I C E R ! ! ! ! ! “
“I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME LOUD WOMAN!”
It's just a moment for female empowerment, her putting him down is not necessary and poorly written.
Twitter is not the real world, that's why they don't know anything about how things work.
@@zZiL341yRj736 "not necessary and poorly written" well that describes every modern piece of media since 2014.
That trenchcoat scene was the only time I ever physically felt a writer waking up from their coke binge to scribble out a resolution 2 hours before production. Maybe I have the force
My best ideas are spawned from coke benders. Don't disrespect the coke bender 😂
Your reviews of this show are orders of magnitude more entertaining than the show itself 😂
I think we spend similar budgets on them too. I mean I spent a whole coffee on this one.
Also, why did Obi-Wan not put the stormtrooper armor on as a disguise? It’s a trope that’s been done soooo many times in Star Wars it’s like they actively chose not to do it
"Because he had to hide leia"🤣
I said the exact same thing while watching it, it's done to death in Star Wars but it would make a lot of these scenes so much less stupid.
@@williamcronshaw5262 In live action it really only happened once with Han and Luke. It would have been a good idea.
@@mechkami. I asked the exact same thing when he didn't do it.
“ Bc if he was dressed up, it wouldn’t make sense that their back up would know he’s a friendly. “
That was too funny. The base was so badly defended she had to use a box to destroy the ship.
Seriously why were there no guns
This show is insulting my intelligence
Torturing a daughter of a very influential imperial senator isn't politically wise. The emperor still needs the Senate cause he doesn't have the death star. Palpatine wouldn't not be happy at the inquisitors he would have snapped her neck the moment he heard of it.
Great video
Also what’s going to happen to wrap this up? Is Leia just going to go back to Alderan and act like nothings happened? Won’t the inquisitors/empire still come after her? Is there not going to be any kind of repercussions from either side. She becomes a senator in the imperial senate. It’s madness.
kidnapping the powerful senator daughter and future queen of alderaan is retarded to begin with
@@thegreatangel8251 They're either going to just outright ignore the big problem with Leia knowing Kenobi, or they'll throw in a deus ex machina memory wipe on Leia to make her forget the whole thing, even though only droids have expressly had memory wipes (in the movies, at any rate).
Also it was really gross watching a 10 year old strapped to a torture rack...cmon "disney"
@@primmakinsofis614 most likely. Doesn’t stop the entire thing from being utter bullshit though
The dumbest part of this base being undefended is that there is a video game that takes place 5 years before this. Jedi Fallen Order. It's considered canon. In that game a Jedi, Cal Kestis, swims underwater to infiltrate this exact base. This one. 5 years ago. He killed many stormtroopers and other bad guys here and actually faced Darth Vader himself in these underwater halls. And since that time nobody decided to add even a single bit of defense to prevent it from happening again? Really?
These writers know nothing about the universe they are writing for.
I M P E N E T R A B L E
That’s just a game
Thanks for the lore share!
@@lewispooper3138 So automatically ~3 times more apt than Disney? 😅
@@WR3ND apt?
"Disney Star Wars is not Star Wars" - Everyone with a Brain
( wave of hand).... this is not the Star Wars you're looking for....... " This is not the Star Wars we're looking for".....Move along....... "Move along."
It's Social Justice Wars, and Diversity Vader is the star of the show.
@@reignman30 I will just watch storage wars instead of this garbage
🧠
When I saw Reeva deflect FOUR turbolaser blasts from the A-Wings I laughed so damn hard. In the EU novel Allegiance, Mara Jade used her lightsaber to block a bolt fired by a scout walker which would be probably even smaller than the one used here and while she succeeded in deflecting the blast, the kinetic force was so great it nearly wrenched the weapon from her hands.
I could buy that she blocked one shot but there is no way she could block another due to the sheer magnitude of the kinetic energy of the blast. I know this is nitpicking since there is so much wrong with this show but it really doesn't surprise me that they would hire a lead writer who didn't even watch the movies let alone have a miniscule amount of understanding of the established canon.
It's an oversight from the hacks in charge of this show.....one of many
turbolasers and any rockets-lasers-bombs from starships CAN NOT BE DEFLECTED lol... also... the speeders they used CAN NOT STOP IN MID AIR LIKE HELICOPTERS.. lol.. if they could my days in battlefront 2 would've been alot less stressful on hoth ahah
Nahhhh Nah. This is not nitpicking this is just them disregarding the rules of the Star Wars Universe. There is a reason we have never seen Jedi's deflect ship blasters. I also think the same way about Dark Side force user force choking Jedis. Yeye, he is weak in the force and all also completely unlearned lightsaber combat in 10 years (which is bogus to begin with, yeah you get a little bit rusty but you don't lose an ability you have been trained to do since you where an infant in that amount of time) still, I think there is a reason this was never shown, that being force sensitive has some protective properties against this, because if not Luke was always going to be toasted by Vader or even more so by Palpatine.
@@hiiambarney4489 There used to be (in old canon) an ability called force shield, which was more of a passive trait of any force user than an actual active ability.
Basically, any being that consciously uses the force automatically gets a higher resistance to getting manipulated through the force. The force - while not having one single consciousness - is basically the collective consciousness of all living things in the galaxy. Which automatically means that someone has to be MUCH stronger in the force than you are in order to manipulate you (either physically or mentally) through it, since your will NOT to be pushed/pulled/chocked/tricked is also part of said collective consciousness.
There are cases where a very strong force user (like yoda) has gripped and levitated a regular force user (like asaji ventress for example), which would basically be the light side version of force chocking.
But as a general rule, unless there is a HUGE skill gap, force powers are rather ineffective against other force users. They can be used to supplement your arsenal in a lightsaber duel, but they are not a substitute for lightsaber skill.
The difference is:
Mara Jade was actually an interesting character, who was strong, but not Superman, so she had actually some weaknesses.
Reva is perfect, and she can do anything that is possible or impossible to look incredible.
Unless it is connected to Leia because Leia is even more perfect, so she can't win.
An episode so bad that stealing 90% of the plot from the last level of Fallen Order couldn't save it!
Never played Fallen Order but did think the whole ep was looking straight out of a game..
@@williet.3058 You thought right.
With the small exception that Fallen Oder did it 100000000000000 times better.
'Evil cannot Create only Corrupt the Works of the Good'
Except in Fallen Order Vader behaves how Vader is supposed to be when someone disappoints him.
That moment when both Darth Vader AND the Inquistorius show more collective mercy to Reva than Old Luke did to Ben Solo in TLJ...
It's INSANE. He has abandoned Luke for this WHOLE series! He's better off with Uncle Owen compared to this Kenobi
Should have done an Owen-Wan Kenowen show (6 episodes of moisture farming)
@@williet.3058 would have been more interesting that's for sure. Moisture evaporators would be better. THATS BAD lol
@@vernonsalisbury5276 Also, a show like that would promote local crafts for backwards worlds. It's socially responsible.
Looking forward to the big mid-season climax as they go to Tosche Station to pick up power converters.
Id rather watch an entire series of Uncle Ben farming than this crap
I'd like to point out that when Reva and the spy are talking, she points out that Obi-Wan and Leia broke through a check-point on the spy's planet, like it's supposed to be a 'take that' moment. I guess planets in the Star Wars universe are really tiny, because that's the equivalent of telling an American police officer that someone broke though the border somewhere out in Zimbabwe. SMH
I still can't get over the fact that Reva's actress said Reva would be someone girls could look up to. So far, we've seen her harass and maim civilians and children, and be an insubordinate loose-cannon to her allies. We don't see her do anything to show that she's a force to be reckoned with, other than yell and attack non-combatants. She's a bully!
Yeah but she's black so she's someone to look up to... 🙄
I love how there's an interview about the diversity in Kenobi and they were like "(...)as a child I had Lando(...)".
I AM SORRY, WHAT? Lando is literally one of the most famous and beloved characters of any star wars properties. People will do screenplay backflips to put cameos of him on the newer shows and animated shows, and she was like "oh no LaNdO". Does anyone want to look up to Reva? If anything I'd say she's SUPER harmful representation of both girls and black women. So thanks Reva, thanks!
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Obi-Wan Kenobi The Meek? I thought so. It’s most definitely a story that Disney will tell you.
Gold 😂
Yes, but could he use the force in ways that others would deem.............unnatural?
@@FeralChaos2012 yeah. He uses it to precisely slice meat in an open air market on a desert planet.
'Is it possible to ignore this incompetence?'
‘Not if you are a normal critically thinking human being as opposed to a mindless Disney Star Wars CONSUUUMMME bot’
You do have to admit, the best part of the episode is when Obiwan said "It's Kenobi time!" 10000/5 stars.
I stopped watching after the 3rd episode.....did he really say that...😑?
@@WAFFLEooFILMS 🤣😂🤣
I bawled when Wade died. He was such an awesome character.
😂
The way he stood around that desk....he was a hero
@@disparutoo he will be missed.
The way the other female pilot talked down to him in the first scene… built up an incredible character, I could feel Wade pass onto the next realm and it reminded me of my grandpa dying. Rip wade, you were the real mvp and deserve your own series.
@Disparu you forgot to mention the man pilot died but the woman pilot is unscathed bevause ovaries.
Like Milton in The Suicide Squad, we didn't properly appreciate Wade until he was gone.
It's crazy how I didn't realize how bad this episode was until I watched this breakdown. I am so disappointed that we live in a world where the greatest franchise of all time has fallen this far. And what's worse is that Disney Star Wars is just pumping out new shows and movies like it's nothing with no intention of making any quality content.
Sadly I realised how bad they are when I watched the show. I was furious watching this whole thing. So many things that make no sense, destroy characters, lore or events that have been written my Lucas.
Not everything he did was flawless or perfect, but at least his story and character arcs did make sense overall.
Star Wars is not the only franchise that has been destroyed like that. Star Trek was hit similarly hard, Doctor Who got a nasty treatment. Even Lord of the Rings now has been attacked by the same mentality. The list goes on. It is way to long.
The really sad thing about all of them is that you could put in some ideas in any of them if you are intelligent enough and talented, but they seem to not want to go to that effort for a franchises where you could very likely make enough money to live your whole life from in a single year. What will be interesting is what will be in the future. What they do now in terms of finances (i.e. losing money) is not sustainable. When will they realise? Or will they? How will they react if they realise it? For me, most of Disney Star Wars can not be part of the canon if you actually want to get back on track, to make money from that franchise (I'd say you could only hold on to the Mandalorian series, Andor series and Rogue one - maybe Solo, since it doesn't destroy that much, but it was just unimportant to be frank. Most shows and movies under Disney are just to problematic for the canon to be allowed). Will someone have the balls to redcon some of this stuff?
Wade’s loss was hard. It will stay with me as the highlight of the series!
The hero we needed!
my favorite part is when no one even acknowledges his sacrifice and just say “you’re a soldier now”
It's amazing...I predicted that whole series; that it would be a male and female pilot, male would get blown up by Reva, femal would save everyone. I'm choking on the feminism in the air.
Wade donated money to the children's hospital and brought food to the homeless. I heard he's even nice to dogs. Oh Wade
He had the best story arc in the series.
Every timeI see a movie or series talk about a "top secret base" that's impenetrable, but then it turns out you can basically just BS your way in, I'm reminded of a time when I was young sailor stationed out of Norfolk, VA. I liked to visit various parts of the state, or venture up to DC, and one day I was traveling down a back country road when I saw a very discreet, but well-maintained entrance to what was clearly a military base. I always liked visiting other bases, just to see what they were like, but had never heard of this one that seemed to be named "Camp Peary". So, turning around, I thought I'd go check it out. Driving up to the gate, instead of an Army MP or US Navy Master-at-Arms with a pistol coming out to greet me as is usually the case, 2 guys in black fatigues, body armor, and toting very kitted-out M4 rifles emerged. I showed them my military ID, thinking everything would be cool and I'd be allowed in, but instead they asked what the purpose of my visit was. Not thinking anything of it, I said I just wanted to drive around and see what the installation was like. They looked at each other for a brief moment like "is this guy f'ing serious?" then handed me back my ID, said I shouldn't be there, and told me I needed to leave.
When I went back to work Monday morning, my officers had a great laugh and told me that I'd tried to access one of the CIA's training facilities.
Clearly none of these Disney writes knows the first thing about the military, officers, superiors and all the rest
I'm a civilian and work in IT and we have harder entrance controls than this.
This reminds me of one of the many things that annoyed me in the Shang Chi movie. When they're escaping from the officer's garage, some random foot soldier happens to crash into them, and they grab him. Quite conveniently, his palm print unlocks the gate. In every company in the Army Reserves I've been in that has a motor pool, only 3-5 people have access to the codes and locks, and only for very specific reasons. The random troopie who would be chasing down intruders would not be one of those 3-5 people.
@DeltaFox Now THAT was a bait and switch!
@@AVKnecht ikr, it harder to get in ordinary office building in Manhattan without propper pass card or invitation from one of resident companies, than this so called impenetrable secret bases.
The comedy is better every week, at this rate by the last episode we'll see Reva, Vader and the other Inquisitors chasing Obi-Wan around to the Benny Hill theme!
YES!!! Someone make this video!!!
LOL Perfect end for the show. Hope the Benny Hill A-Team makes an appearance too.
well theres already a video of leia running from the kidnappers with that theme lol
shut up please. dont give Disney ideas!
YESSSS!!!!
I love how SeaWorld has stronger waterproof glass than an Imperial base.
Wait, actually, how can the glass resist all that water pressure but breaks with a single puny blaster shot?
this is not even a nitpick. Blasters shoot laser, which is insanely hot. so the structural integrity of the glass gets compromised because a part of it melts. it does not really matter how strong the glass is if part of it suddenly has not structural integrity because it became a liquid
they were working on really tight tolerances
The Leia chase in ep 1 and the trench coat scene here are the 2 worst written things I've ever seen on a TV show... It's actually quite impressive in a way.
The checkpoint scene was pretty rough last episode, not to mention looked like a fan film
Not to mention Vader and a bunch of Storm Troopers getting stopped by a wall of fire that they could get around by just walking 10 feet. Or you know, using the force like he did a couple of minutes earlier.
@@williamcronshaw5262 If they would have seen the rage in Anakin's eyes in revenge of the sith, nothing would have stop him from killing obi-won. Obi-won only won on mustafar because he was one of Anakin's weaknesses. I do believe subconsciously he held back the killing blow high ground or not. As darth vader though he has completely shed himself of all weekness now just a bowl of hate and anger.
The episode 1 chase scene. I have dubbed it "The Home Alone" chase scene.
Someone mentioned when the woman beat up the two storm troopers. Slapped one in the head. Then turned and reached in under the other ones helmet, and grabbed his throat.
Very funny. like a Saturday night live skit.
Forgot to mention that a snowspeeder which seen obviously in the battle of hoth is a cramped tiny interior but apparently can fit 3 grown adults and a child.
Exactly! That was so jarring! I’m surprised so few people comment on that! For fucks sake: was it too difficult to have one or 2 more speeders landing to pick them up?
They look so fake in this show like they're from an entirely different environment. I've seen Bully Maguire edits that have better asset consistency
@@m.moreira3969 They don't care about those things lol you just watch the show and smile lol.
@@WAFFLEooFILMS sure, they are taking us for granted: “look, it’s SW, shiny things! Watch and smile!” It’s just lazy and insulting to less than casual audience
They are spending the absolute least amount of money possible and it shows. It looks like low budget fan made syfy channel shit. They aren't even paying anyone who worked on rehearsals.
This "who would dare attacking inqusitors fortres" argument is especially moronic considering couple jedi already broke in and destroyed half the base few years before current events. Apparently huge terrorist attack is not sufficient enough reason to tidy up security.
I'd be like dropping all the security protocols in Airports 5 years after 9/11 because no one would dare. That's how dumb the writers are or think we are
The trench coat scene reminded me of Austin Powers when Mini Me was the legs and Austin Powers was on his shoulders in an outfit
It reminded me of Vincent Adultman in Bojack Horseman
After I watched episode 4, the first thing that came to mind was 'I am looking forward to hearing what Disparu has to say about this episode!'
Same 😂
His rants are better than this flaming trash of a TV show
What can I say....the trenchcoat scene was enough to inspire a generation of new star wars fans.....to see Disney an unintended parody.
Imagine if He had the same budget, considering that the writing is already superior.
Me too!! Lol... He's saving me the agony of having to actually watch the episode
Leia sitting in interigation room
Meanwhile obi wan
-heals in a tank
-meets ppl and comes up with a whole plan
-travels to and breaks into a fortress
Leia still sitting in interigation room
Time doesn't matter
Great video. It's fun watching more and more people come to hating this show.
To be fair, I didn't like it right from that first episode where barely anything happened lmao. At least these new episodes have something happening in them I guess.....although thinking about that escape maybe not.
@@disparutoo I meant watching normal people come to hating this show. I know 2 people who didnt mind TLJ, even they hate what is being done to Obi-wan
@@hyperbolicninja Reminds me of season 8 of _Game of Thrones._
I love it too be honest
I've seen MST3k and RiffTrax movies that were ,more coherent and better scripted than this show.
So how would Leia, who has been off planet for maybe 24 hours know anything about where the people who didn't even tell her what planet she was on were hiding their base of Operations? So Reva threatens to torture a 10 year old who has no reason to know the information she wants, and in the process says more about her backstory than Leia does
Epic
When Leia says to Obi-Wan, "I didn't tell them anything," his response should have been, "Of course you didn't. You're an annoying little girl who doesn't know anything TO tell."
Like she's a 10yo. Wtf she gonna know?
Don't even think why would she blah blah blah they don't care about the details! PERIOD!
How did Leia evade her kidnapping from the start or Obi Wan himself!?? I just assumed she was on V like in The Boy's or she was obviously using the Flash's speed force Superman's daughter...........something I dunno....
It's always hilarious when someone who obviously has never been in the military tries to write dialog or scenes involving the military. They think soldiers are as stupid as they are.
More hilarious is that they are usually betas who rely on the same people they insult, to protect them.
Writers cant write someone more intelligent than themselves. Soldier or not its why everyone is the same in the show. Even when they are clearly SUPPOSED to be clever. 5 minutes later will make a crazy stupid decision.
@@disparutoo It's obvious why Disney won't do anymore Star Wars movies. Because they're not going to risk $250,000,000 on anything that's practically guaranteed to lose money. Even if it was good they've so utterly failed this franchise that people's opinions are so low that they can be found next to dinosaur bones. I thought Lucas did a disservice to the original trilogy by "fixing" them. I still remember the original movie being nominated for best picture (when that meant something) that year. Look at what they've done to it. My only comfort is that the cultural vandals at Disney will NEVER recoup the $4B they gave Lucas. That and the fact that Kennedy will forever be remembered as the person that fetched coffee for Lucas and Speilberg.
Yes agreed because there is definitely a difference between a commanding officer and a superior officer.
@@scottf5791 That scene is some of the dumbest shit I've seen in my life. Like a lieutenant in the army or something could just walk into any top secret facility in the US because their rank was higher than the guards.
Having a scene where strong wamen humiliates white man is all they care about.
So lemme get this straight they got away with Leia by hiding her under a trench coat?
Also how did Vader not sense that Obi Wan was at the base, in the OT he was able sense when Obi Wan was on the death star
Its completely f**king stupid
Schhh...stop asking sensible questions you racist you....!!!!!
Most force related abilities in this show rely on the script for when they should or shouldn't be used, it's super annoying
Kenobi couldn't use the force because Vader tracks him in Tatooine... but now Kenobi can use the force and they need a physical tracker. Dumb writing.
Where you went wrong is you started to think just watch and say it's a great show.
Sense Obi Wan lol 😆 he thought they would care about that 🤣
It's ironic. In making Wade the most forgettable character in the series, they made him the most unforgettable character in the series.
Coming soon, Wade: A Star Wars Story.
Honestly. I didn’t even know who he was or why they were upset when his speeder was taken out by a box.
He could save others from dying, but not himself.
I burst out laughing at the end thinking 'who the heck was Wade?' I thought I had fallen asleep and missed something
@@floppytnarwal1641 I was like goddamn did they resurrect some deleted scene character from the original trilogy or something but (luckily) nah.
I'm glad you picked up on the whole force relies on the feelings trope. The problem is that's the exact opposite of the original series, where giving into your feelings was the way to the dark side. I think now we see why the sequels and this series is so anti Star wars feeling. The original Star wars presented the Jedi as a bunch of stoic warrior philosophers. However modern sensibilities says that feelings should rule everything, in other words we've all become sith and that's why the Jedi must be destroyed.
Star Wars brought to you by the Sith.
The problem with this show is that for three episodes, it places such an emphasis on Obi-Wan's mental state being the block of his powers. Yet in this episode, a bacta bath is enough to unblock it. Not only is the payoff not befitting what was set up, but it makes the writers look like they used mental disorders like a Chekov's gun. It's fired, it's done its job, so who cares how it got on stage in the first place? Yet the show still hasn't explained to me why Obi-Wan thinks it's a job well done protecting Luke when he buried his lightsaber in the middle of nowhere.
Speaking of feelings should rule everything, there's a UA-cam user who tried to defend this tripe by saying that fear and near-death experience unblocked Obi-Wan's power. Not only is this bullshit in real life (yeah, go ahead and set a PTSD patient on fire to "snap out" of it), but isn't using fear to power oneself a Sith trait?
@@neocomp92 exactly. They aren't just screwing with the "lore" meaning they got Yoda's home planet mixed up or something, they are putting the very moral compass upon which the universe is based and inverting it.
In this universe there is no God, the Force is a religion as was said long ago in the original movie. As we learn, it is a religion based on stoic control over your emotions, allowing the rational side of yourself tame the beast. Allow the beast to take over and you get Vader. Turn away from fear and hate and you get Luke. But OB1 is channeling his fear and panic to regain access to the force after showing us meditation was futile.
The only thing they can do to maintain the mythology of the universe is to allow OB to become a sith.
@M1ddleBroth3r How dare you? You racist! You sexist!
The fire DIDN'T EVEN BURN ANY OF HIS HAIR OFF!!! WHAT. THE. HELL!
Not the hair! Lol.
I was in a house fire that started from exploding butane cans and i shit you not. NOT A HAIR on my head or MY FACE was even singed.. freak accidents i tell you.. unpredictable outcomes lol
The water in the trash compactor in Episode IV DIDN`T EVEN MADE LUKES HAIR WET.
I heared nobody conplain about that...
@@andrejarosch5524 as the ocean isn't wetting Obi's clothing in this dive to infiltrate the base. And this "Female Spy" he infiltrates with uses the communicator in a room with 4 or 5 other imperial personal... very stealthy...
@@andrejarosch5524 Yes it did, you can clearly see here that his hair is really damp, as is his face. /watch?v=HmzYLHSVqFk
"Obi-Wan Can Blow Me" is probably the best thing I've heard about Star Wars since Disney bought Lucas Films in 2012
Obi-Wan: "I don't see any shields."
Rebel: "Because no one would be stupid enough to attack."
Admiral Kimmel: "The smart enemy attacks you exactly where you think you are safe."
Lol jedi fallen order
Btw. what would happen if someone attacks? Do they have a super weapon for them to give shields a pass?
@@palasta maybe, let's no forget they don't even seem to have a prepared plan for any jedi sneaking in like cal kestis..
Why are there no defenses?
"They don't need them because nobody would be stupid enough to attack."
Why would they not attack when there are no defenses?
"You're asking too many questions".
Obi-Wan needs to be emotional and in touch with his feelings to connect to the force... so, Obi-Wan has to abandon the Jedi principles and embrace the dark side of the Force... as it is the feelings/emotional submission by which the dark side manifests its power, and in the stoicism of the Jedi Order which grounds the Force user in the light side.
Sith: Feelings and emotional appeal lead to anger, anger creates greater power for the individual exclusively, regardless of the power's exercise.
Jedi: Stoicism leads to impartiality, and so the decisions made are not for the individual but rather for the right course.
Like u read my mind. Emotions and jedi like wtf like wtf they dont know what jedi means or represents just sad. They didnt watch is with heart and soul. This happens when u dod things just for money. JUST SAD
@@josipmarasovic7084 The Kenobi series undermines Episodes 4-6 entirely, in fundamental ways, and also the foundational lore of Star Wars as a whole.
One instance which really demonstrates how inept the writing is comes from Kenobi Episode 3. When Obi-Wan faces Vader (when he can run away and getting rag-dolled) the writers premise the entire interaction on 2 things:
1. Kenobi is weak, feckless and easily dominated through the Force - Kenobi at his weakest.
2. Vader is perhaps at his height of strength and so can manipulate Obi-Wan through the Force and his exercise of the dark side.
This is the penultimate nail in any continuity because of what happened in Return of the Jedi. When Vader fought Luke he sensed he had a sister, and Luke was more in control of himself and the Force during their fight than Obi-Wan as in his fight with Vader.
So Obi-Wan sends Leia off while he attempts to slow Vader. He is afraid and his only thought is to protect her because of who she is.
Vader at the height of his power facing Obi-Wan in the depths of his weakness does not sense the child and who she is.
This series so far has created such undermining of Episodes 4-6 that the only way to salvage them in continuity and lore is, effectively:
1. Vader has brain damage and the memory of a gnat.
2. Leia has brain damage and the most profoundly traumatic experience of her life she is completely oblivious of about 10 years later.
The only way can overcome both Vader and Leia being complete morons is Obi-Wan and/or the Force itself is so powerful he/it can mind wipe everything that happened from all parties involved. Even if willing to accept this (which is even more lore breaking), it would then mean the Emperor could not reveal Luke to Vader, Vader could not have Luke realize the truth when he reveals he is his father, Vader would not be able to sense Luke had a sister because if:
1. Obi-Wan or the Force itself has the power to mind wipe everyone about everything at this time then so long as either exists later at the same level of power and reach there is no reason for it to falter later.
2. Obi-Wan becomes a Force Ghost, making him more powerful than Vader could ever know (as does Yoda) which would entail they have even greater power and reach within the Force, so would make sure any revelation or weakness exploited by it would never occur.
3. Obi-Wan and Yoda wouldn't need Luke, being the weaker of the twins and with no exposure to the dark side (Leai shrugging off Reva mind prope without even realizing she is, because she is that powerful).
4. Leia now becomes even more idiotic in 4-6 because she has no memory, goes from such native force Power to only barely being able to sense anything with the Force later.
5. Vader demonstrates his brain damage in not remembering or his weakness and no reason to be feared by not remembering and then doubles down into having Leai as a prisoner and oblivious to her Force connection and triggering both their memories.
In the end the series actually does more damage to Star Wars 4-6 and retroactively to 1-3, and ironically 7-9. In such a short time frame with this series the have invalidated Episodes 1-9 and every series or convective work based on those Episodes... epic failure at its finest.
@@pkkaz8258 at least we got Wade right?
@@kuhanblock9380 We have Wade's memory, giving his life so Tala, Kenobi and Organa could escape... later on after the emotions clear we meet Wade, retelling his story of how he escaped and swam off planet to become a Spice Merchant hired by Pual Atreides on the planet Arrakis (aka, Rakis/Dune).
“You’ve got the charisma of paint drying”
Lmao subbed
insulting for drying paint tbh...
Cheers dude, glad you enjoyed the video and appreciate the sub :) I've reviewed the other episodes in a playlist in the description if you're interested in the rest :)
Sweet! I’ll check them out.
thank you for your videos, at least something to look forward to after such an episode, I'll be better entertained here, that's for sure !
Cheers, glad you enjoyed it :D More to come!
This show can't be justifiably defended or explained unless you just like soulless shiny spectacles with no substance over logical storytelling and good writing. There's glaring plotholes and obvious bad writing and the amount of fans desperately trying to like it and cope for the incompetence of LuciferFilm and Disney is very disturbing. I'm not going to lower my standards just to like it just because it's falsely labelled "Star Wars"
I just can't wrap my head around why they keep doing it. If they try to come up with excuses for abysmal writing and lame characters, Disney execs will catch wind of it and start mass-producing low quality cr@p just because it gets views and support. Nothing wrong with criticizing something you've liked (although this show is beyond likeable at all).
Dude even when taken as pure spectacle it's pretty bad. The action scenes have been downright laughable.
So you Star Wars fans
@@lewispooper3138 huh? That's not a sentence.
Yes the I have fans telling me that I should just accept it and count myself lucky that Disney is even producing Star Wars shows for FANS... as if I'm in some Star Wars Refugee Camp. I'm sorry but I'm a long time paying fan with emotional and monetary interests in this Universe and to have it shit on by Disney is a travesty. It's like ordering a pint from my favorite cantina only to be served pissed all the sudden and then have all the patrons drink the piss holding their noses and telling me to feel lucky.
At first I was thinking “man this guy is way to cynical” by the end I was finding myself laughing at almost every turn. This was way more entertaining than the 4th episode. Thanks man!
Same hahah! Halfway through I liked and subscribed and am more looking forward to his critique next week instead of the episode lol
Watching a lot of crap with a critical eye to provide a commentary will cause deep deep cynicism 😆
"Here lies the Disney+ show Obi-Wan Kenobi.
It never had a chance to begin with..."
This has gone full fledged comedy farce. That episode should have been called - “Is that a Princess in your pants or are you just happy to see me?”
The Kenobi series was only worth making for these review vids, top work Disparu 👌
The only reason I watched the episode (at 2x speed) was in preparation for Disparu's review.
Ive never watched Halo, Kenobi, new trilogy, etc( I dont have TV/streaming) BUT ive watched ALL this dude reviews.... seriously shows the entertainment this man pumps out. GG.
Trilla Suduri from Jedi Fallen Order was actually intimidating because she was written and designed well and the context in which she was intimidating was executed perfectly. Cal was undertrained and unsure of himself, so Trilla was able to beat him and at times even manipulate him. Until he grew in strength, at which point the helmet came off and you saw the truly broken soul beneath. A beautiful young woman now scared both physically and mentally by the dark side of the force, cursed to die by the very hand that took her in the first place.
That story worked because it allowed both characters to build and conclude in a way befitting of them. And best of all, neither character was ever treated like some kind of social commentary. Because she was a character and so was he. But hey, SHOUTING MEANS ACTING!
Yet unlike Jedi Fallen Order this show's got the rights to lasercut Stormtroopers in half. Shame.
@@DeadlySins-op1gl You right
@@DeadlySins-op1gl Somewhat inconsistently. Obi-Wan had to bash and lightly strike a stormtrooper four or five times to kill him at the torture chamber. As if to suggest he's wearing beskar. Yet at the hallway he's cutting men in half in one stroke.
Also growling is considered acting these days for some reason. I mean look at Sung Kang, the guy just growls threats and does nothing of note in this show
Thank you! I've been thinking about Trilla (and Cere) during this whole manufactured controversy around Reva.
53 minute analysis of a 36 minute episode.
Exactly what I was looking for.
Disparu just loves to thoroughly tear up terrible tv shows hence why most of his review videos are around an hour.
The entire Kenobi show so far looks & feels exactly like the sequel trilogy.
This episode in particular gives me very strong Rise of Skywalker vibes
Well...kathleen kenndy herself had her fingers ALL over the Obi-Wan series. same for the Book of boba fett...funny how anything she's heavily involved with turns out shit.
Same here. They literally used this former-jedi-now-a-broken-hermit shit they did with Luke in ep.8 and put it all over Kenobi's character. At this point it's just dissapointing, really. And my expectations were as lowest as they could be. I just hope there at least will be half-decent fight between Anakin and Obi-wan towards the end of the series
Disney/Lucasfilm's deference to the vacuous platitudes of diversity and girl power has broken the mythology of the original trilogy. Exploiting an IP's lore and iconography to serve as a platform for subversion and social messaging is what creates bad writing, precisely because it prioritizes the wrong things. The original EU and things like the Knights of the Old Republic games had all the diversity that modern-day activists find appealing, but the biggest difference is that those stories respected the lore and didn't try to remold the Star Wars mythos in order to serve the diversity/female characters that the writers wanted to see succeed at all costs. I can't watch this series - it will only cause me to hate characters I've always loved (Obi-Wan and Leia) and despise new characters that have been forced into the now broken lore (Reva).
That's their purpose. Subversion = destruction of your favourite things.
Watching this show, is watching my childhood hero be turned into everything he taught me not to be
😔😔😔
@@grumpyfella they took Luke and spiderman from me😔, but I still have Aragorn 😌
Hold out till the end my guy I saw some leaks and it is an absolutely incredible ending and will be the equivalent of the end of Mando season 2
@@jakefromstatefarm7419 from the leaks I've seen/heard of. It ain't going to be anywhere near Luke's return
@@brentarellano46 maybe not the same but it’ll be pretty amazing to see and goes perfectly with canon
23:57 OMG you watched this a 2nd time? You deserve some sort of an award for that.
People actually believe criticism is because of racism.. have they even watched the show? How are standards so low you think this is good?
We're screwed as a race.
That’s precisely why Disney made racism accusations. They know this show is a disaster and want to use it as a shield against valid criticism.
If you dislike Disney products, you are a misogynist. If you are critical of Disney products, you are a racist.
Also, if she bugged Leia’s droid, it’s not tracking Obi, it’s tracking Leia, and there’s no guarantee Obi doesn’t just take her right back to Alderaan to give to Bail Ornotgonnadomyjob and then be on his way home without any sort of tracking device. So then you haven’t found the path and you’ve lost Obi Wan.
The rumors that this show is the Reva and Leia show is misinformation. They dominate the show. You will love how Reva and Leia lead the Kenobi show. It was part of the plan. GROOMING the next generation of Star Wars Fans. REIMAGINE TOMORROW for a better future today.
Well said Commisar +10 social credit.
Just like every other bait and switch Disney show so far. Folio of Fennec ft Boba is the worst of it
An interesting point here. In a New Hope, Tarkin and Vader put a homing beacon on the Millennium Falcon and let it escape. From their conversation, it seems like it was Vader's idea.
We know that Anakin was never very clever, and now we know who taught him that clever trick: A strong independent wahmen.
Great. Now I really hate it.
And this is the second time Reeeeeva has made Vader look stupid: his introduction last episode was with Reeeeva tricking him. This show is an utter disaster.
It's almost as if they want to bring down Vader to prop up Reva.....nah I'm just reading into it too much (nope)
It's also kind of stupid that she's left at the bottom of the Inquisitor ladder despite being the bestest at everything. Seriously with her skills and determination you'd think she'd be the head Inquisitor and not some lackey
@@kuhanblock9380 they can't have a strong, independent woman actually succeeding in their invented corporate structure. It would mean she really isn't oppressed and would defeat The Narrative.
What kept me going while I was watching this episode was the promise of this youtube video.
Lmao it may have been a bit later than normal due to how awful the episode was
@@disparutoo I love the part where the stormtroopers are so loyal none of them went. "Isn't that the senators daughter that's been missing they are taking to the torture room? Should probably contact her parents because this is f'd up"
RIP Wade, the greatest charter ever created by Disney Star Wars
I'll forever miss the sense of dstermination and strength he provided while he barely said anything standing around that table.
If only Leia and Reva could take on his strong silent type attitude, the show might go up a point
Kenobi: "This place isn't a fortress its a tomb"
Boromir: "This isn't a mine its a tomb"
Yeah, this isn't a rip-off.
Except Boromir's line makes sense in the context since Moria is no longer an active mine as its inhabitants had died and it *became* their tomb - where the fortress is *still a fortress* just with some dead bodies stored in it. Even their plagarism isn't vaguely proficient.
I knew that line seemed familiar
@@ssharp755 In the OT Vader was a ruthless and badass villain. In this show he is a callous serial killer who keeps his trophies around like John Wayne Gacy and kills little kids for pleasure.
You could accept the redemption of Vader in the OT because there was still good in him. How is there supposed to be any good in this character we are seeing here?
In the movie Narnia Prince Caspian, "This isn't a fortress it's a tomb" is said as well
The empire must really be tired of fixing the flooding of this facility! 🤣🤣🤣 first Cal Kestis did a number on it, now Obi wan
My favourite line was when the random guy in the base looked at the hologram and was like "Wow Fortress Inquisitorius!" and the woman next to him just snaps "ITS INPENETRABLE WADE!" 😂 made no sense in the conversation.
So many lines have literally nothing to do with the next one lmao
@@disparutoo It makes sense if you realize their trying to appropriate 'toxic masculinity' for females.
"Hey remember when after a long day of work, exhausted men would lose control of their temper and scream out a answer to something? Let's do that, but without anyone asking anything!"
"Genuis!"-Communist writers of Disney and Lucas Films.
I think the point was to indicate to the audience that the guy was named Wade. Apparently he is a character from the Disney canon. But i could care less. I don’t know who he is and i don’t want to know
@@edwardelric603 can't wait for him to pop up in the Bad Batch (not really, screw Wade)
@@edwardelric603 it was Disneys way of letting us get to know the character by saying their name once and then killing them off and expecting us to care.
Honestly the best part of this review.... the shout out to The Orville.
An actual GOOD Sci Fi show that DESERVES support!
Disparu, after your "colour chart criticism" gag, you owe me a new screen on my laptop, I laughed that hard ive spluttered coffee and snot all over it ha ha, brilliant video mate!
Oh no I either hope this isnt true or that its not damaged lmao. Mind you I spilt cider over a laptop once and it lived except for the numpad lmao
It was only a bit got on it, it was worth it tho ha ha
Meanwhile, 90% of the people (aka a large portion of the audience) love this show.
This world is collapsing so fast, I'm kinda glad I can witness this during my lifetime. It's like watching the fall of the roman empire live.
I doubt it's 90%.
Don't believe disney+....you would have to be a moron...like blind wave to like this garbage!!!
I just saw the episode. At the end I was like "what was this episode really about? what really happened? how is this moving the story on?" the short answer : Nothing, Nothing, It doesn't
there is no story here
The saddest thing is they could have had a good reason for Obi Wan to leave Luke, for example Qui-Gon instructing him to leave Luke to learn to become a force ghost, as that is the only way to save him and the Jedi in the future. His reappearance could have alerted the inquisitors and Vader and they'd go after him, only for Obi Wan to defeat some inquisitors and have an epic face down with Vader which he wins because Qui-Gon reached out to Anakin which gave Obi Wan a way to escape. Qui-Gon reaching out from death also could have filled the plot hole which is Vader knowing how to become a force ghost as Vader probably would try and find a way to master that ability after learning it exists. So much opportunity for something awesome with this series ruined by a canon-breaking mess which isn't even remotely good. I don't even like the music as most of the 'nail biting' moments just fall flat by really boring music. Star Wars is grandeur music and this series doesn't contain any of it. They haven't even used imperial march yet when Vader is onscreen.
This isn't actually Star Wars. It's Space Balls Episode II.
"Evil will always triumph, because Good is dumb"
-Dark Helmet
It reminds me of every scene from Scooby Doo when he wears a trenchcoat to look like a human...lol
I cringed so hard when that male got violently emasculated by Tala. I am convinced KK wrote that scene. But don't worry, she wasn't finished there. That stormtrooper slap was lethal.
..”yes, SIR!”
The fortress is so impenetrable, they easily went in. One without a disguise, and one easily bluffing the security because why would you ask your superiors over your communications device if she's allowed in. Eventually Obi trips the alarm but fight no Inquisitors. Easily walks out with a girl under his coat when the alarm was sound and everyone was on high alert. Then somehow gets saved by two ghetto ships taking on an entire army. Somehow no one chases them...cuz somehow the fortress has no tie fighters. All the happen close to Vader that somehow didn't sense Obi Wan? Oh also when Reva was interrogating the commanding officer...Reva knew she was lying...but didn't use her force mind reading skills to get the true location of the rebels? Oh Leia is so good... she had no training with her force power and somehow withstood the super OP Inquisitor Reva? Wtf is going on with this series.
The same people that tried to gaslight me telling me that Obi-Wan couldn't use his force powers... IN TATOOINE because Vader could track his IP Address... are the same ones telling me Vader doesn't sense Obi-Wan using the force in the Inquisitor Base. Why would you even need a tracker at that point can Vader sense you? Isn't that the supposedly whole point of shutting yourself from the force?
Rely on feelings to use the force? Sounds like dark side talk to me. Remember in Empire Strikes Back?
Luke: I don't believe it
Yoda: That is why you fail.
its not about muscle or feelings, but faith.
Feelings and feeling are definitely a part of it.
@@mojebi3804 "Feeling" in the sense of being in tune with the force, maybe. But not emotional feelings. The jedi used a stoic approach to the force. "There is no emotion, there is only peace." is a section of the jedi code
@M1ddleBroth3r That is so very wrong.
@@alexandermagnus82 No, definitely emotional feelings. Feeling the force is also emotional. Everything is emotional if you are experiencing it. There is true emotion and there is corrupted emotion. Furthermore, one's ability to use one's skills and knowledge are affected by one's emotional state. These are facts of existence.
Also, the Jedi code you speak of, in the form you speak of it, is after it was basically corrupted and led the fall of the Jedi. Their dogma blinded them to emotional realities. This neglect created a huge blind spot for them which was revealed aptly in their failure of being healthy guardians for Anakin.
I'm glad you brought up that part about the guy's wife. I was like wtf? So he just changed his mind?
Fastest turn around ever, and nothing to do with anything that was said lmao
lol Obi-Wan is so good at diving that the clothes don’t even get wet 🤣
lmfao oh goodness. oh goodness. its just terrible.
It's called force dry
@@Simon2k17 Kenobi should start "fast dry" laundry business🤣
Love the lack of urgency when Reeva is heading to see what the alarms in the base are going off for. "I won't rush there, I'll stride purposefully because that will look way cooler"...
Gotta give disney my thanks.
Without their series, I wouldn't get entertainment like this here.
👍
Facts! Disparu’s commentary is far better than any Disney Star Wars show could ever dream of being.
Some sped looking weirdo crying over Star Wars?
Same 💯🤣🤣
Reva did NOT “let them go” SHE STOPED THEM FROM ESCAPING!!! They managed to escape after that.
If she wanted to “let them go”, WHY DID SHE STOP THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE!!! THEY WERE ALMOST OUT OF THERE BEFORE SHE STOPED THEM!!!
This show is such trash.
are you the same shill that said Vader let Kenobi go on purpose?
What?
I’m saying how stupid it is that the show writers expect us to believe that Reva “let them go”. And Vader buys that crap and let’s her live.
There is a problem when this video full of negativity is longer than the episode 😂
Its happened a LOT in the past lmao. Worse something is the longer the video gets. Wheel of Time videos were often double the episode lmao
As someone who came to find Disparu through several connections from Mauler, the Long Man himself, I find a critique video being only a few minutes longer than the media it's covering to be rather amusing. This doesn't invalidate your premise by any means, merely illustrates the degree to which what you're pointing out has become a problem.
@@disparutoo and worth watching every second... looking forward to saison 2 ;o) ... ehh... the rant... obviously looking forward for the rant, NOT the series itself ;o)
Never laughed so hard at a review 😂 this was great
Glad you enjoyed it :) Plenty of other reviews on the channel in the same vein but I cant promise they all contain the same gold as a walking trenchcoat full of nutters.
I quit Star Wars a few years back but I love a good Star Wars rant. Cheers
Same. I can't help but look back fondly on it, but I know my interest will never be the same going forward.
"MERCH!" Had me laughing!
Your closing remarks are incredibly on point. It feels like they are actively destroying Star Wars because they don't like the Original Trilogy or the fans.
I live for your videos trashing this absolute dumpster fire. Thanks for the great content
Thanks for watching and commenting. Glad you enjoyed it :)
I thank you for calling it a absolute dumpster fire.
Thank you.
You exhausted all my frustrations with this show and more, and earned a sub today.
Cheers dude, glad you enjoyed it and appreciate the sub. There is a playlist the other reviews in the description and if yer interested I've reviewed a whole host of other shows in the same style
While I was watching this episode I genuinely had forgotten what Wade looked and even sounded like outside his cockpit..."Wait, which guy was Wade again?"
Considering that I had only seen him in one scene prior......
@@WhiskyCardinalWes well considering they lingered on his death for so long it made it seem like we were supposed to pay more attention....
hugh, kinda surprised you didn't mention these thing:
- Obis Lightsaber bouncing off the strom trooper
- the snowspeeder almost hitting the back wall of the "hangar" on their first attack run (and the laughable CGI in those shots)
- yet suddenly teleporting away to start the second attack run/rescue run
- being able to easily deflect blasters from a ship with a lightsaber (obi was blown away by the slave 1 in E II)
- Leia having the droid with the beacon on her, although we have seen Reva take it away from her and never giving it back (or put in a beacon for that matter). Might have missed that scene though, the show is kinda hard to look at....
How did Vader even get there? Was he doing a crossword while all this was going on?
#4 Across: What is Mass x Acceleration? Hmm.... HMM...
Ok now that’s just stupid- he has a ship? That easy, my guy.
And we all know you can travel through space abnormally fast in Star Wars.
I normally do not like your style of humor, but this show really deserves it. Job well done, you got a thumbs up for me
If you dont normally like it Im surprised you started watching the videos in the first place. But glad you're enjoying them :)
Wade could have survive if he had tried spinning, it’s cool trick.
Should've called Trevor, he would've jammed a hockey stick up Vader's ass
"ThEN You WilL aDMIt ThAt you are a spy." 10/10 acting right there.
Was waiting for this mate hahahaha
Ha yes its a little later than normal (although much earlier than my Halo and other reviews normally were). May have had a little bit to do with how awful the ending was lmao
@@disparutoo to be honest, ive been watching it vicariously through your reviews 😂. Last Jedi broke my lil starwars heart. Now its just fun to see how bad this trainwreck is/is becoming
the whole point of this episode is Reva telling us they are being tracked, a plot that could happen in the LAST episode.
Crazy how a minor plot point needed 30 minutes of an entire episode to build up to something insignificant
They had to capture Leia twice too. She will probably wind up getting captured in the next one too, even though by all rights she should go STRAIGHT back to Alderaan (which she probably won't, she'll get involved in whatever stupid "plan" gets cooked up by the good guys.) There is nowhere to go now though, there should be no more "good guy" objectives. Leia is safe and Obi-Wan is free to go back to Tatooine, the show SHOULD be over. This whole series is 2 episodes repeated in a loop- 1. Capture and 2. Rescue. In other words- utter filler.
@@ripwinkler1595 When I saw the Obi Wan trailer: "Help Us Obi Wan Kenobi, you are our only hope to save star wars!"
Me now: "Damn you Obi Wan Kenobi, you are not our hope."
I love that this video is longer than the actual episode LOL
"The reason this base has no defenses is because nobody would be stupid enough to attack a base with no defenses. Obviously!"
Priceless!
Subscribed for that alone (the rest is good too!).
The CW Star Wars: This show is now literal perfection, now that an inquisitor is a woman.
This base is so impenetrable that it was only penetrated in basically the exact same way like a year before this by Cal Kestis.
Five years. And somehow it has less security than before. Remember how Merrin had to render the whole ship invisible because there was a blockade of Imperial ships in orbit? Now ships can just fly in and out unchallenged.
It's the same with any base that's been infiltrated, there's no need to improve security. After Cal Kestis posted his infamous 'First' selfie from inside the base onto Sithbook, no one else could be bothered; it was done already.
25:08 Way to rip off Lord of the Rings; "This is no mine... It's a tomb"
Lol! Great vid 😂
🗣📢"BEN KENOBI, WHERE ARE YOU?"
I stunned that you could make a 53 minute video on a 30 minute episode that was mostly filler.
One thing I've found with these reviews. The worse something is the longer it takes to talk about it lmao
great video hope you will continue for the last two episodes