Agatha All Along Disney Marvels ULTIMATE Cringe
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- Опубліковано 10 лют 2025
- Agatha all along reviews are nearly out for the Wandavision spin off on Disney+. Disney Marvel has made a show for Agatha and a coven of witches without the Scarlet Witch and the marketing is a thing to behold. Whether it be attacking Marvel Fans, not knowing anything about the lore or ruining their own mystery. Agatha All Along has something for everyone. Is Agatha All Along worth watching?
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Agatha All Along reviews are nearing for release next week but is Marvel's latest Wandavision show worth watching? Well not if you listen to the cast and showrunner. The closest show to Willow when it comes to trying to be a comedy but being more likely laughed at than with. Agatha All along could be a great show for really bad entertainment. The interviews, marketing and fundamental ideas are so modern day Disney, you can tell they're doubling down on all the ideas of the past. Far from being Disney's new step in an original direction, is making the same mistakes as Willow how you become successful? Let me know your thoughts down below and as always, thanks for watching :)
So weird that they use ‘straight white men’ as an insult, when straight white men don’t identify themselves as a group with labels and an ideology like these idiots do…remember when they didn’t like labels and stereotypes and generalizations? And wanted to be treated as individuals like everyone else? And now they are all in a cult with 100’s more labels and levels of identification everyday? These people suck.
Lol, you are like the only UA-cam's that can be bothered to talk about this show. I wonder if you're not the only person watching. Oh well, they're your eyes...good luck😅
"Agatha" translated in to English means "not gatha", which I think is pidgin Hindi for "unwashed", or pidgin Hebrew for "not winepress".
Quit being a whiney little bitch who doesn’t want to share toys Disparu.
You sound like a total bloody soyboy.
I take it once this release you’ll do a full review/critique of Agatha All Along?
When Disney named it's streaming service D+, it wasn't marketing itself.
It was grading it's content.
And it’s political affiliation.
@@tregrenos8615 Can we leave politics out of this please? I consider myself generally on the left (though I can't stand this woke bs and reject it as a "leftist" concept. It's a "delusional" concept, not leftist.). Even if you and I would vote differently, we can both agree that this modern Disney garbage is just that - hot flaming garbage.
@@ColinFox….. Nope. Disney made their crap political. And to say woke bs isn’t Radical Left Wing is ridiculously stupid.
@@ColinFox It's the + that means they are far Left.
@@ColinFox To pretend that there's not a leftist slant in institutions like hollywood is to deny reality. I want you to find one example of a mainstream hollywood studio within the last 2 decades openly only hiring people who think like conservatives and refuse to hire lefties. It cant be done, because there is none. It happens constantly from the other side. It's gotten so bad that anybody who even has a mild conservative opinion either needs to hide it and atone for their sins or will be ostracized from the industry.
It's getting exhausting boycotting all these Disney shows. Well, actually it's super easy at this point.
Barely an inconvenience.
Ads are exhausting.
I was going to say 😂 , it's as effortless as it is satisfying
I’m not subscribed to Disney+ so I can’t not watch any of their shows. I feel so left out 😢
@@kingmeruem6657 beat me to it.
Lucasfilm: "The Acolyte is cancelled."
Disney +: "Here we go again."
They are insane.
@@hope38735
I think most of you don't realize 'identity politics' to them is their "Christianity."
This is what the common folk don't understand.
I guess the mouse wouldn't say
Hold My Beer
Haha.. nice PFP✨👌🏻
They cannot course correct. At this point it would be the same as accepting defeat and proving us right, they would rather destroy everything than making something that would actually please us.
"I'm an actor, why would I bother studying the characters I play? I just wing it."
"I'm an activist PRETENDING to be an actor. So why would I actually try to act?"
Lots of actors have done that... but they've also been appealing in some way. Most of these people don't have an actorly degree of insousiance, they're just annoying.
He is a gay man and says its a misconception that Marvel is only for straight white men. Then, he tells another interviewer he has no idea what the other Marvel projects are that directly relate to his character and the show. So as a gay man, he doesn't actually know or care about the Marvel universe. This is the modern audience.
He just slept with the right person.
@@jaydub7386 Seems like a likely candidate to be a grooming victim.
If you squint your eyes Acolyte fans, all 20 of you, you can pretend that Agatha is the second season of The Acolyte.
Real😭
I don’t know how or why they release this shit. I couldn’t make it thru the first 15 minutes. Made no sense and was cringe
As bad as the acolyte was,the lightsaber choreography was so good
@@GeorgeDroyd1998 Rewatch it, it makes sense now.
@@GeorgeDroyd1998 Did you watch WandaVision and MoM? If you didn't, then yeah it wouldn't make sense for you
Once upon a time Disney was a company that would launch a career, now it's a company that kills them
This young actor is doing that all by himself.
I’d rather be Peter Sculley’s stunt double than be tied to Disney. At least I’d be memorable years later.
FR, from Iger on down.
So if Tom Cruise ever does a TV show it'll be on Disney
It’s a shame cause we all actually like Cathryn hann… shame lol. Don’t blame her, blame the writer, director, and Disney.
This was made.... for the people that made it. These execs have to be laundering money. This is just getting crazy.
Either that or they get project ideas to purposely grow this channel.... I found the answer. Genius.
An alternate theory is that they are (a) targetting the remaining audience hasn’t deserted TV for video games and tiktok, that demo is low IQ, and (b) being driven by statistical models which, by nature, are backward looking and rely on limited data (i.e. if you were told to make a list of the top 10 reasons why Infinity War was successful you would be looking at all the wrong variables for the next Avengers movie)
I really wish to spend millions of dollars to what I want to see. Who do I go to because that's a great deal. Give me Spiderman and deadpool, with captain America swooping in whenever Deadpool wants to cuss to say "Language." Yet Spiderman gets the one F bomb in the film.
Yeah that or they're allergic to it. I'm perplexed.
I was in the comments for a trailer and there are actually people looking forward to this very much. I was actually shocked but it lets me know regardless of how terrible a show may be or seem to be there are people that truly enjoy it. Smh
"Agatha is Hocus Pocus meets The Wizard of Oz with a dash of comedy and a musical" Hocus Pocus is a comedy and The Wizard of Oz is a musical it's no wonder everyone involved thinks they are breaking new ground they've never watched a movie before
And Hocus Pocus had a big song, while The Wizard of Oz had comedy in it. … They haven’t really watched those movies at all. Sounds like they asked ChatGPT for movies with witches and then added „comedy and musical“.
@@davidgantenbein9362 Facts.
But...what would they do with a brain if they had one?
They act like it's never been done before but it has. Many times.
@@MyShiroyuki And always better.
A season used to be 23 to 26 episodes. Now they think 6 is a full season. The writers and creators are not creative
Well, it beats trying to stretch the one story these 'creatives' can tell across twenty episodes.
Mind, it also guarantees that whatever they produce will be stupendously expensive. Which leads us back to the 'money laundering' narrative.
And they still have pointless filler scenes or episodes
The reason we don't have 22 to 24 episodes per series/season is because "Network Syndication" isn't a thing anymore thanks to streaming taking over from traditional US TV. Shorter series runs are cheaper to make overall and according to research are easier for audiences to digest/follow.
In the UK we have always had short series runs of 6 to 8 episodes depending on the broadcaster/writers, as again it's cheaper to do overall and also due to the fact that we live in a small country. You have Netflix to thank for starting the trend of shorter seasons, as they set the benchmark internationally with their original shows.
it is 9 episodes but that is change of industry because of streaming and has very little to do with writers since they have little to no control of episodes of their shows
I'm okay with the concept of a miniseries on principle, but when there's 3.5 years in between this and WandaVision, we've completely lost whatever stamina we might have had!
Show is actually pretty good
Dizney:"The gayest Star Wars show failed." "Ok let's try the gayest Marvel show then."
That scrawny little butt pirate he/him/zee/zer looks like they had to use a chainsaw to split that mono-brow and that transgendered gay lesbian who plays Agatha sounds like she got bronze in the special Olympics 15 years ago
Disney doesn't seem to understand that the precept "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again" only applies to efforts at doing something worthwhile.
So therefore get ready to be called a bigot that’s threatened by the gays for not watching
The definition of insanity.....
Disney wants to have cake and also eat it. They market shows to minority audiences, with phrases like gayest shows, most diverse, but at end their shows are actually very far from those phrases and their stories aren't targeted for minority audiences or majority audiences, but they strange created by committee plots that are insulting and boring to everyone. It is like they have vision of something that would work everyone but they don't have talent to make it for anyone.
Every single actor in every single Disney show speaks the same way. It's not the actors it's the company it's toxic
It’s like they pulled names out of a hat and blindly slapped them on a wall to determine their character tropes.
It's the industry
It's as if young hollywood actors are pumped out of an assembly line these days "I am androgyn-bot unit 368.. white people bad, fandom is toxic, resistance is futile"
Why are they all old women and limp wristed zoomers
unfortunately they haven’t lost enough money. Disney needs to burn more money on woke trash written shows.
I only clicked on this video because of Disparu, since I had no idea that this show even existed
There's a show? I though this was Disparu pointing out Hollywood is being Hollywood again/still.
In time it might not
we can only hope
Another of disparus insane fever dreams. What shows?
Considering it’s name got changed like 3 times, you can’t be blamed
I thought it was 2 episodes or smth, 9 eps... What are they going to do with all that time?
This video aged like milk. One of the best marvel show so far, and this video is proof that you shouldn’t review a show before it’s out or before you watched it…
No, it sucked so far. Wow, gay stereotype sidekick in drag. How orginal disney. At no point was it good. It was cheap and has no real heroes.
@@cosygoose1813so what male witch was he supposed to be dressed as? And how is dressing up as Maleficent counts as stereotype? Doesn't gay people dress up as their favourite characters on Halloween?
yup he was the reason I put my expectation so low in Agatha but turn out WOW what a show
@@Whatusername-17 Its called drag and is a common stereotype for gay men. So don't play dumb.
Every character in this show was insufferable. The actor that played Agatha was especially cringy. There are so many plot holes and inconsistencies, I dont know how anyone could enjoy this. Its not the worst show, but its not good either.
I don't care about the character's sexual orientation, I don't care about their color race, or creed I just want an average story that's well-acted fun, and interesting. This weird advertising that's loaded in such a way that if anyone complains they can spin it as just "Trolls and (insert)ists being haters" is such a toxic way to do things.
a thousand percent agreed
Its a good show
Disney seems to be allergic to money
They have so many opportunities to make good shows with interesting characters
But no, waste your money on a show about a character no one cares about, with garbage writing
And don't forget a sprinkle of "The Message"
The fact that you're talking about their apparent disregard for profit is precisely the point.
They're moral crusaders. Telling them to "shill to the masses for profit" is evil to them, because the masses are evil bigots and profit is evil.
The more you mock them, the more they double down as proof of their righteousness.
Easier to launder money when you can later on declare issues and get insurance claims. 2x the money goes to less than 1/10 the number of people a successful film would go to. Win/win for execs.
**Laughs in tax write-offs and ESG loans**
@@Zulkak1357they attempt to sprinkle in the message but the top pops off and way too much falls in every time
Things I wouldn't have predicted: Marvel and Star Wars trying to outgay each other.
Owned by the same company now lmao
...you do know that is canon in the comics right? Like Billy and Hulking and all....????
Joe Locke is attempting to do a Rachel Zegler speed run.
Has that ret**ded look also.
I swear, these kids need to go work their insecurities out with a therapist instead of in publicity interviews, because we are not at all interested.
Ha!
Well they can still cast him for Dumbo with those ears. Maybe even a gay Dumbo. Hey Disney execs. My idea is trademarked so pay me money ;-).
@@BerstalinI hadn't noticed the ears til I read your comment and now I can't NOT stare at them lol
Despite most critics, pundits, self professed experts, and even Marvel fans expecting this series to fail, it has proven to be an overwhelmingly endorsed hit with those who have engaged with it. The writing and attention to detail within the production has been excellent. And while not the usual Marvel offering it has certainly found an enthusiastic following among those who chose to reserve judgment until the show actually aired.
So, if Agatha is hungry for revenge against Wanda...how will she react when she'll find out that Wanda is already DEAD at this point?😅😂
We all know she's not dead. Come on.
@@portalmanHUNprobably she resurrects or something, bc they say Agatha is Fred bc Wanda died
@@portalmanHUN Until she's 90 !
Lol iml even if she's not dead what are the chances that Agatha will find her..
@@marcusmills2624 Because the plot demands it.
It's interesting how Agatha in the comics, was basically a hero, but for the show, just an evil villain. Again, why are they trying to make evil the 'good guys'? You are not supposed to side with evil, but now 'evil is the new black' or some bs.
“That’s racist!” is what I’d be saying if I were the loony leftist target audience of this motion picture miscarriage.
In all fariness, anyone who opposes Wanda at this point is a Hero.
If you make something look cool, and prohibit it, kids can't resist it. If they like evil, they'll do evil. They won't be productive citizens. Hence, undermining community and sending it to chaos. Easy pickings for a tough outsider to consolidate under their roof.
If you make something look cool, and prohibit it, kids can't resist it. If they like evil, they'll do evil. They won't be productive citizens. Hence, undermining community and sending it to chaos. Easy pickings for a tough outsider to consolidate under their roof.
If you make something look cool, and prohibit it, brats can't resist it. If they like evil, they'll do it. They won't be productive. Hence, undermining and chaos. Easy pickings for a tough outsider to consolidate under their roof.
Who the hell are they making this crap for? Like the 14 Wiccan teenagers who watch marvel?
Lmao
So once again they are telling men the show isn’t for them. Yet we all know when this show fails they will blame men for not watching it.
Well they got this kid to say it so now we r bigots if we criticize. I’m
Gay tho so maybe it’s ok but I’ve lately thought as a basic masculine gay man I too seem weirdly threatening in my pronoun objections
@IstariAzul777 I like to think of that stance as “guys night aficionado”.
@@IstariAzul777Same dude. I’m literally engaged to a black man yet I can’t even tell you how many times I’ve been called a racist, homophobic, bigot lmao like what..?
@@Haven6419 same. It’s really weird n soooo divisive n inherently hateful AND racist. 🤡 world
Just doing my part 🫡
Someone said "if everyone is thinking the same way then nobody is thinking" and thats exactly how i feel about all these woke actors speaking. No original thought. The same memorised lines. Basically every interview with every cast is the same.
Not one person in marketing was like : “guys, have you seen the result of ‘this is the gayest Star Wars ever’ and having ‘singing lesbian witches’ on the show … maybe we should strategize a little differently for Agatha.”
Nah… let’s fucking QUADRUPLE DOWN!
Well, to be _absolutely_ fair, by the time the audience reaction to _The Acolyte_ came out, they didn't have time to do more than change the title. _Again._
To be less fair, the reaction to _The Acolyte_ wasn't a surprise for anybody, having seen the way the marketing campaign came out swinging against the fans.
To be _slightly_ more fair, it's not entirely clear how much KK's people talk to the Marvel folks. Which is still awfully damning to Disney as a whole.
Wait, they weren't kidding when they announced this?
You don't know diz 😂
Fr. I thought they cancelled it. Note to Marvel: Not every side character needs a spin-off!
We need to pull off their masks and find out if they are lizards or chinese.
Maybe it was a reply to "Joker 2". 🙄
🤮💩🤮
@@sita9071 "We course corrected after Deadpool and Wolverine, and fired woke activists" - khe khe khe i'm lying, we still pandering hard with propaganda, and gonna produce even more shit
2:20 - "i'm so early in my career... touch wood.."
the memes write themselves faster than Midjourney can make em...
Yep, it's gonna be a short career.
im sure he knows about wood touching.
he learned to embrace it
Considering the term is “knock on wood” I’m inclined to agree with you. This sounds way too much like a Freudian Slip.
But also, there is so much arrogance in these media interviews by incredibly young actors / PR hacks, when any rational adult would have some modesty and appreciation for their extreme luck in life. No one, aside from these actors, looks at them and thinks “hmmm, that is quite a talent, could be the next Brad Pitt”. And when you tell everyone how you are soooo good, with so little to back up their claims, your brain immediately dismisses them before they launch into their political speech
This woke era has ruined tv and film
"it's just for straight white men" - that kid has ruined his career right there.
those eye brows might be second.
The wokeness is problematic to be sure. But you would’t care anywhere near as much if the shows were high quality. Infinity War had a diverse cast that was contrived but it worked becasue it wasn’t obnoxiously obvious and the rest of the show’s elements were top tier.
@@lawjefwe like infinity war because the characters had depth and were more than just math su checkbox characters. They also didn’t market it solely based on DEI/ talk down to people like actors do now.
This woke era has ruined TV, Film, Music, Video Games, Company´s.....the world as a whole...
@@lateralus614Don't forget the wedge head.
made for the 10%, gets 10%, 10% complains for getting 10%.
“I’m so early on my career. I’ve decided to do little to no research for the first big show that I’ll be starring in” wow… Sounds like this guy really takes his career seriously. 😂😂
Disparu's hair grows longer, he’s unshaven, and is obviously being driven insane by these terrible shows
Maybe he’ll get the broccoli 🥦
He's growing a cacoon around his body, about once every year he hatches from that cacoon with a fresh haircut. It's rare but it does happen.
Depressed over the cancelation of his 2nd favorite show acolyte when he hasn't even gotten over willow yet
Like the barrier reef, he converts toxic contaminated shows into comedic coral.
@@xisigma he sure does!
The business used to be that a TV channel ordered 15-20 pilots each year and the best ones got a full series order. Disney's strategy seems to be to skip directly to full series orders with $200 million budgets. No wonder Disney+ put the company deeply in debt.
They’re laundering money.
@@donlewis6821 But your stockholders don't benefit from laundering money to whomever...
For every such season they could have made an Alita sequel.
Agree
Man, when I think of how many actually good shows have gotten prematurely cancelled or never picked up in the first place, while Disney has green-lit nothing but garbage in the past few years with multi-million dollar budgets....
The “modern way to enjoy television” is through disparu, the despot, nerdrotic, mauler etc 😂
Facts
They are grifters who have no ideological and personal involvement. They are not against wouk, they just realized that it is profitable to criticize. They are satisfied with compromises and the status quo, they do not want real changes.
"Yeah we're like totally innovative because this show isn't only for straight white men"
Fantastic Four and X-Men, two of the most SUCCESSFUL and EARLIEST Marvel storys, is literally about anti-racism and going through life when you feel different from everyone else. These people are acting like they're doing something new, when in reality it's been a key component in Marvel for 60 f*cking years 😂😂
But SWM are MOST of the audience?
@@A_UA-cam_Commenter And? Does that mean they're the only ones that can find enjoyment in watching it?
this age like an already rotten milk, it's a fantastic show
Listening to these young actors, they have degraded the craft so much. What was your preparation for the role, I'm sorry, I don't understand the question. This is why there are so few actually movie stars today, they bring nothing to the role, they are absolutely interchangeable, literally anyone could do their job. Older actors used to study, do necessary training, work with dialect couches, study mannerism, walking, possible shadow someone within the field of their character, now, I have no idea. They should just stop giving interviews, it just gets embarrassing at this point.
That’s representation for you.
They aren’t hired for any skills, they’re hired for what they *are*
They don’t need to prepare shit
They ain't actors , they just say the things the studios like to get themselves work.
I mean, when the vast majority of what they do gets replaced by CGI anyway, all you really need is a placeholder.
I'm just impressed people have successful conversations with a couch not a coach that's is truly art.
I'm just Impressed they had successful conversations with a couch not a coach now that is true art.
I think a lot of bad writers or creators suffer from lack of original vision. Rather than a single consistent vision and through line of a narrative theme, bad writers tend to grab everything they like from every other writer and just squish it together. An amalgamation of different genres is very rarely a good thing and is a possible sign that the story is not going to be worth the time. It's the same as saying hey guys rather than make a nice dinner, I just grabbed everything out of my fridge and cooked it all together. Hope you enjoy it.
The characters are more focused on their tropes rather than how they fit into the story. Like they’re trying to present someone as a hero, but ignore the heroes journey.
Basically, a bad fanfic.
One thing is original thought, but these writers have the comics. They could copy pasta from the stories and at least get a ok story. But they seem unwilling to spend the time, doing research.
Instead, they make a self insert story, after 5 min on wikipedia.
This just isn't true, George lucas created star wars by taking elements he liked from lots of sources.
No creative is 100% unique, we all borrow from elsewhere, intentionally or not. That's the nature of human progress.
The difference is twofold - the implementation, and the proximity of the source inspiration, to the final product.
There is a fascinating video on this subject based around George lucas, and why his work doesn't feel like a copy, yet other works of art do.
Has everyone forgot this character killed a puppy in WandaVision
I haven't forgotten that and I'm still demanding justice for that.
Was it set in Springfield, OH?
This Is what bugs me. I actually liked Agatha in Wandavision BECAUSE She was a evil, unapologetic bastard Who only wanted Power. No excuse, no sad story, She was Just a Wicked Witch. And now we have this...?
John Wick is coming for her
No one in the MCU is actually evil, just like no one truly dies lol. It’s like Disney villains now & you are meant to like them, just like they made a movie turning people sympathetic to the Joker! No thanks, I’ll have my crazy, mad, irredeemable, unsympathetic villains any day of the week- over Hollywood trying to get me to wimp out of rooting against a true bad guy!
So instead of Lesbian space witches, Earth bound witches, acting spacey. Wow. 🙄 Who's doing this?
Can you articulate that sentence?
@@zipperdan3969 what❓
@@raymondamador1487Your sentence structure makes no sense. You say “instead” but never stated a “we got” later. It makes your sentence sound incomplete.
Don't forget about The Owl House. Is lesbian witches becoming a trope now?
Love watching people eat their words. You were so wrong its not even funny, i just feel bad.
The lead actress, Kathryn Hahn, did a musical bit on Jimmy Kimmel's show a while back which included her singing a song line about how 'Tony Stark's death made virgins cry'. So yeah, she has great respect for the fans.
I mean she ain’t wrong nerds can’t shut up about I luv you 3000 bullshit 😂
Let’s not pretend the MCU was for any other demographic
Do you have a link for that?
@@G.I_Jane For real. Seeing an endless number of people say how they cried at Tony Stark's death scene had me in splits. And the barrage of Love You 3000 posts on social media were corny as hell.
@@adamfernandes4312 I thought weebs were bad until I met the MCU wojak horde
It was more of a joke then a jab. It was on the Jimmy Kimmel show
Man, are these creators gonna feel silly when they realize it wasn’t Agatha all along; it was Scarlet Witch going full villain mode.
This is why you fail Disney.
Agatha Suck a Dong.
Wanda is due to be dead for another year or two so they can't do much with that yet. We have the twist villain from her tv show instead.
Normalising evil as good is evil
🎯
I mean these people were the Confederacy, they established the TripleK Klub and they fought to keep their Slaves!
... so of course all of their "Art" is centred around sympathising with the Bad Guys.
To make a proper sympathetic “evil” character you need a redemption arch and price paid for the wrong they’ve done. You can’t just frame the story around “I guess they weren’t so bad after all.”
It's fiction. I don't care about morals of fictional characters. Just make them watchable.
@@Lurker_ZYes and No.
If you believe fiction CAN'T influence out worldview...
YOU DON'T KNOW NOTHING about fiction.
Or what...you think decadent people making decadent content is a freaking coincidence or what?
Even with evil characters being the protagonists, you need to stablish THEY ARE WRONG
Not everyone is the Joker, where you can play with being a consequence of society.
Agatha played her part in Wandavision. No one was asking for more of her.
Unless she played a part in a Fantastic Four story...
And She was awesome the way She was.
Also, excuse me, who the fck is Kathryn Hahn and why did she get cast for this gig?! Same as that girl!Loki (with a enormous chip on her), who the fck is she to land that role?
She is a a more prominent character in the comics
Especially after 3.5 years since that show. Whatever stamina we might've had for a spinoff is long gone.
I remember 10 years ago being sad that there was no chance marvel would do something with Young Avengers Children's Crusade. Now I'm terrified they will.
Japan made a Harley Quinn anime. Maybe you can pitch to them.
A Marvel show about a Z list character no one asked for.
Echo except the comedy is intentional.
Could say the same about guardians of the galaxy
@avacoda2121 yeah but the guardians of the galaxy movies are good and didn't have entitled actors attacking the fans
@@Jimmy-yi7iq idk I hate most of the woke crap Disney has been putting out especially marvels, I have hope for the show, the horror elements actually look good imo. I’m not a fan of the gay teen. I just hope marvel can put out smt good a so they can deny the washed allegations 😔
@@avacoda2121 This doesn't look fun and is part of a phase barely keeping this shit alive
"My character is a bottomless pit!"
I still can't believe that is a real statement that she literally said and thought it would increase interest in her character... the sheer level of absolute cluelessness is staggering.
I don’t even understand what that’s supposed to mean for her character.
Idk what that even means
The delivery when she says that too.
Man I genuinely like Aubrey Plaza, wasting her in this obvious disaster is sad.
Snarky jay is like an upgraded version of Aubrey n has great content.
I hear she’s playing yet another lame recently created character tho also heard she’s mephisto.. I honestly don’t care anymore.
As an actual marvel fan I just can’t take anymore Disney as it’s making me dislike everything associated
@@IstariAzul777She's playing MCU version of Emerald Warlock, and her powers likely come from Gaea, Chthon's sister.
@@IstariAzul777 Haha I remember thinking the same thing, shes like a hot fully leveled up aubrey plaza.
@@johnsullivan937 that’s hysterical! I’ve finally become a simp lol
The show is actually doing really well and it’s really good so don’t hate before it comes out especially when you have no idea what you’re talking about
Genuinely surprised how good it actually is. Ain’t like she bull crap y’all should actually give this one a chance and if you haven’t watched it keep your opinions on it quiet
Will Blackrock ever run outta money? How many million and billion dollar hits can you take?
No. They r in legal with the people that literally print and own the entire currency
This is prop@; not business at all concerned with success or orofits
The subversion of society and our heroes IS their goal and they seem to be wildly successful
I was wondering the same thing.
Probably when their investment in ukraine debacle crashes they might take a hit.
No. This is just an investment in one outfit. There's probably hundreds of investments where they are considered major players.
Not Blackrock, they can bury the world in dollar bills. But the companies they're funding can't keep going forever with increasing massive losses every year.
*Agatha Who Cares* is still the best title.
Agatha Underwhelms
They thought it’d be too much of a spoiler.
*Agatha crashes and burns*
Agatha All Wrong
Agatha? Who Cares?
This has to be money laundering at this point...doesn't it?
More like chinese involvement.
Yeah I thought that myself it must be there's just no other explanation
Failing upward and never learning from it (because they remain wealthy) is pretty much standard practice now.
The phrase "don't attribute to malice that which can be explained by incompetence" comes to mind 😂
@@bgl11don't conclude either way, but discounting tactical malice and greed would be utterly foolish.
Assume incompetence at the peril of your civilization.
As a straight tan dude...this show is definitely not made for me. Hard pass.
Captain Willard at the Do Lung Bridge
"I don't think this was made for anyone"
I already had no plans to see it, but the actors labeling it as the "gayest show" in the MCU was all I needed to make it definitive.
@@christianhardtofind6349 said like a real hater
@@mccod035 In order to hate you have to actually give a shit. Which none of us do. Just hearing any of the buzzwords lowers the urge from not caring to forgetting it was even a thing. Got any mroe buzzwords to share cupcake?
@@Nerdiness1985cupcake 💀 lol
Deciding that its bad because a trailer is the real cringe
Getting annoyed that the actors- outside of the show are middle aged women, and getting annoyed their humor is that of a middle aged woman is insane
The show is CAMP. Also nobody said "mavel not for straight white men" they literally said "whats a misconseption"
Go clean your room, wash your greasy ass hair, and get a sense of a humor 💀
Wow that will hurt him 😗
@@MartinBeatrixanime cat girl pfp. Anything you say is invalidated by the embaressment of that pfp
@@GildedBeetles it’s not a cat bro 😅
Sorry, as a middle aged woman this is not my style of humor. I don't agree with everything Disparu says, but I agreed more with him than anything presented in this show.
@danilutka i love how you think its all about you. I am refferring to the actors having a sense of human appropriate to their age OUTSIDE of the show. My point was LITERALLY that its concerning to say "this show is bad, because the actors arent funny to me in interveiws" like telll me how that makes sense to hate on a show
If they're attacking the fans before the show drops it's because they already know the fans aren't going to like it. They know it. That's why they're trying to pre-emptively defend it. They know they're making pigswill.
Rinse and repeat!
They knew that already, when they green lit it. Disney as a whole dislikes fans and it shows everywhere. The issue is more that they expected fans to buy the stuff, despite it being made to drive them away. And now they lash out in anger over the fans actually daring to have their own opinion, still trying to beat the fans into acceptance with media force.
Right? Once any single one of them, be it a director, writer or actor starts going on about "who it's for/not for" or "racism/misogyny", that's just a giant red flag and I know it's going to be absolutely terrible, and so do they.
@@davidgantenbein9362Well as Blackrock CEO Larry Fink said "You have to force behaviors". Disney knows people don't want this stuff. But their overlords demand that they jam it down everyone's throats so we can all become good little communists.
Between The Acolyte, and Agatha All Along, you'd think Disney was trying to glorify Witches. 😅
My thoughts exactly.
They are owned by the ESG (Epstein Soros Gates) affiliated and wannabe elites in the WEF, so they are just catering to Their Owners’ Agenda
It was cringe all along.
No spoilers! 😭
@@tregrenos8615That's hilarious! 😂
What is DISNEY doing?!?, why buy extremely expensive IP, then turn around and create horrible shows, and movies that end up hurting the IP?
Who's been messing up everything?
It's been Disney All ALong
They should change the title again to "Agatha: No One Watched"; "Agatha: All Is Wrong"; "Agatha: Underwhelms"
Agatha: Crashes and Burns
Lololol.
If I had a nickel for every Disney lesbian witch show…
You'd have two nickels? ...or are there others?
@@ChaoticYak1It’s a meme format: „If I had a nickel for every time X, I had two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice“ (Dr Doofenshmirtz). So yeah, he knows that it is exactly two, that’s the joke here.
The power of one nickel, the power of two nickels……
@@davidgantenbein9362 Ah, I see. I was not familiar with that. Thank you.
@@Alex-ie1quWoah there guy! Nickel sounds AWFULLY close to something else, especially when referring to The Acolyte...
After episode 7 do you still feel this way?
He is surely won't watch it anyway
@@AudyPutra2just pretending he did. Like the rest of them
Episode 7 was amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The finale just flipped everything on its head! She was who she was, through and through, a ruthless opportunist. ❤😂
If I had to write Disney's report card, I would give them a D+.
I’d Give Them A Z
I thought of a new title for it: Agatha: The Acolyte of Marvel
Throbbing.
Agatha: All Is Wrong
Yas Yaaas 😂
"Its not for straight white men!"
"Cool, I wont watch it then :) "
"No wait come back!"
This reminds me of a job interview
Interviewer: if you want x y benefits you’re not going to get them here so if that’s why you’re here you can walk out right now.
Interviewee: okay I will
Interviewer: wait no
@@noahclark7603 Whats that phrase? Never negotiate with someone you cannot walk away from?
Then you are sexist!
Look Everybody, There's some Anime!
Let's watch Some of That
Bro buried his "career" before it ever took off, lmao.
"safe as kittens.. in springfield" LMFAO!!
Personally I find Agatha all along as a comfort show
I like it too!! And WandaVision I think has been really fun
I really like it
thank god im not the only 0ne.
Id say one of best in 2024 or mayb my humour is dead!?😂
These people have a lot of confidence in a project that's basically DOA
Lol isnt this the the same show that went through almost a year of reshoots and four different name changes? This totally wont be a disaster
Wiccan? I prefer a nice leather chair. Those wiccan chairs give me hemorrhoids.
Cats loooooove Wicca
Back when I was in grad school a woman’s cat poked me in the balls through a wicker chair. Cat ran when I yelled and jumped
@@richtes that's the perfect analogy for what this show's audience is going to experience
Wait wait wait...did she legit yell out "Lesbian Witches"? I want to think she didn't actually say that but what else could it be that she said? Seriously i am open to other options guys and gals.
I heard “Blast these witches”. Who knows though.
That may have just been what your conservative ears har heard. It’s actually a long-term effect by those suffering from Acolyte Toxicity. Quick, what comes after 1 and 2? 🤨
Yeah it's pretty hard to understand, but fortunately I did see another vid that was subtitled, and it's "Blast me you witches!"
Who doesn't like mystery and magic?can't wait for the next episode!!
Everyone in the comments lol
It's literally a great show. Yall just love to cry and whine whenever a woman is on screen
The script and her acting is horrible.
@@tomoliver2112 or have you never seen a camp written show. Its not bad, its overly theatrical on purpose
Wipe your chin.
It’s so pathetic. The show is one of the best I’ve seen in years. And it honors tons of source material.
Disney -We have learned our lessons and wish to once again become profitable.
Also Disney - Next up: Snow White, Agatha, Sue Storm-led Fantastic Four, and All female Blade reboot.
If it’s female and gay led can it at least be well written with character arcs and themes?
Nope no story
I’ll take my cash and attention elsewhere thanks
Why is this even being made?
Agatha Harkness is a Z list supporting character that no one but the most die hard comic readers even knew existed.
Who are they going to give a series or movie next Willie Lumpkin, Wyatt Wingfoot? Big Wheel?
Agatha is also supposed to be a good guy, she is Franklin Richards’ nanny, and is involved with the Midnight Sons, along with the more supernatural elements of the Marvel Universe, think she’s helped out Dr Strange a couple of times as well
From the perspective of a diehard comic book reader: This show has nothing to do with the comic book character at all. They just use the name. So in a way, the comic book fans will be the ones least interested in this as it does its best to not be for them at all.
@@brockdavid she's also supposed to be an old woman. But I guess they don't think a woman in her mid 60s or more will can be used for the 18 spinoffs that they have lined for the character
Agatha go's good: marvel does dark knights movie: intro into the abby: agatha is dead an works at the abby with wanda: wanda becomes a avaneger again: and wolverine an blade an ghost rider all there too.
Gotta get her good an dead haha 😄 to get the super hero dark knights stuff.
Moon knight will probably be their too.
Just wish it didn't take 4 to 5 years to get to..
Slow production schedule i guess. An the other parts of the mcu in the way.
Worth it though I'd that's were it's going. An im like 99% sure it is.
Just wait for the whole season to drop, an skip all the slow parts an watch the good parts.
“Not for straight white men”. Gotcha! Adding this to the pile of other stuff I skipped this year. Enjoy that giant female and gay audience my dudes. I’m sure it’s going to be a huge hit.
As a female, I won’t be part of this audience either. It wasn’t made for me; there’s no one on screen with an IQ above room temperature.
They are basically insulting me, I'm a woman and nothing about this show makes me want to see it
@@alanoldham1700 But what if I watch it and don't really enjoy it? If I dare to say as much I risk getting cancelled. I think this one is best left to its target audience.
@@agataapple5450 Worse still: if its a piece of poorly written, cheap looking trash, then that's what they're saying is good enough for the target audience. So I agree with you, it's super insulting.
@@agataapple5450 Same. I'm a bisexual woman and none of this interests me. Basically, whenever they say "It's not for straight white men" or some BS, I take it to mean it's not for me either and I probably won't like it. 🤷🏻♀ I don't think I've EVER liked something where a writer, director or actor has come out and said "It's not for any one of (whatever) race, gender or sexuality!"
I wish these adult pretenders stop trying to recreate the word trash as "it is something never done before." As if they are creating a new genre of art.
Wait. I'm a bit thick. Putting all that together means that the show is just to introduce Billy into the MCU and continue setting up the "Young Avengers" movie?
I wish they went ahead with that A-Force movie they were trying to force with that one scene in Endgame. Please Disney change your mind and make the A-Force movie.
Disparu: Agatha, this show is not made for me
His Audience: We disagree. Now that the Accolyte has been cancelled we expect this to be your new cash cow. Now go tear this show a new one so we can laugh at it with you
Disparu is like our po¡son tester; that has gone mad over the years from the detrimental effects on his system, we are just enjoying the spectacle and laughing, as our foes are getting hostile with us and calling us all ‘toxic.’
Can't wait to not watch this.
Wait we weren’t supposed to know he was Wiccan? Wow lol
Is he? I hear them saying teen.. I heard main issue in the weird demayo situation was his refusal to ignore source material or focus on creating goofy new characters like snowflake and sage space
@@IstariAzul777 yes, he is wiccan and speed is supposed to appear in Vision's quest.
@@SeventhheavenDK thank you 🙏
Just like Wandavision, them trying to hide Agnes being Agatha when everyone knew all along. It wasn't even a reveal when she said her true name in episode 7. They could have tried harder hiding her identity.
This case a teen boy getting mixed up with witches especially one with strong connections to Wanda? Gee I wonder who he is. Definitely not Wanda's son in the comics who also happens to be gay and magical.
I really couldn't care less about these characters, but it feels absolutely insane that his name is just a religion. It's like calling a character Hindu or something
The fact is a lot of new viewers are VERY into this show. A lot of them are women too. Y'all are not seeing the oppurtunity to have a shared interest and being able to share stuff with a whole new audience. You could literally be the one to introduce a new marvel fan to [insert the movie/theme you love the most] and they will probably dig it.
LOL this aged well 😂
Oh yeah, this is going to be a thing. Looking forward to forgetting it two months after Disparu's reviews (just like I did Echo).
I'm not gonna lie, I had to think for a few seconds to remember Echo - or rather, remember Disparu laughing at/with Echo (mostly at).
You mean Echo was real? Just thought it was one of those obscure dreams I could only remember half of the day after.
I honestly still cant believe echo and madam web happend this year, it feels like that was like 3 freaking years ago.
I didn't mind the Character of Echo in the Hawkeye show, but definitely not enough for a whole show about her. She wasn't that interesting
@@iAmPimmiCue Isn't she minority enough for you? Or is it just that you want your characters to be about more than just their race/disability? Because one of those is just plain supremacy from what I hear.
"Throbbing"
"Bottomless Pit"
Agatha All Along ....
😂😂😂😂
Hey remember that last ROP episode where Disparu was screaming, "He's gonna stab you in the back!" and then dude gets stabbed in the back? Can't you already hear the cast of Agatha saying, "Disparu cancelled our show so we won't get another season because he was jealous of us!" You can already hear them saying that. It's like we're peering into the future. My money says the locke dude cries when his show gets cancelled. Who wants that action?
I'm kinda hoping he can match the Stenberg money and hollywood connections to make his own diss track halfway through the series.
This show isn’t bad for marvel tv standards if anything it’s interesting.
It’s like the notes for promotion of every project, number 1 is “insult and piss off the majority of your fans, as well as the people who created your company and it’s IPs”.
There is no way that I Disney can turn it around. There is a concept that in order to recognize a right answer, you require the same skill set to generate a correct answer. To put it more relevant to this, you need a level of competence in order to recognize competent people. These people think they are competent, so they can not hire deliberately hire people who are. The rot is too deep for them to recover.
Another show about the bad guys.
We've reached a point where literally burning money would do better for Disney than trying another modern audience product
After seeing the first 2 episodes I thought it was actually not bad. I'm going to watch it all. Yes there's DEI BS and silly songs, but it's actually a fun show.
You're wrong. Yes, She-Hulk and the new Star Wars is terrible, but this show is solid. Deal with it.
At least that guy is honest about how he got this job.
Touch wood indeed.
😆
I miss when Hollywood would at least cast attractive people. Even if I was interested in this show, the repulsive cast is just goddamn horrendous
Wasn’t there a story the other day Zegler doesn’t have any new films coming but Sidney Sweeney has like a dozen? If that’s true there’s hope
I wouldn’t say horrendous. But at best they’re painfully ordinary. If I want 'real life' I’ll look out the window.
@@richtesSweeney is like the only hot chick in Holluwood right now
@@richtesRachel Zegler is an absurd anomaly. Every normal actor has like a dozen small time movies/shows to his/her name, because they need to start somewhere to make it. But Rachel Zegler has basically only big name productions on her imdb, showing that she was pushed from day 1.
But yes, right now it seems like Hollywood is holding its breath till Snow White to finally decide if she is in fact box office poison.
PS: The Paddington 3 people are right now probably happy they got rid of her cheap.
They aren't ugly, they're normal. It's the fake glamourification of it all that makes it repulsive, no humility, no down-to-earthness, just hubris and open hostility towards a huge part of their intended audience. It's very much as if they're trying to make them as unrelatable and unlikeable as possible.
Strangely, I had a little hope for this show when the trailer came out. In the first few seconds, I was under the impression that they would go for something like a "split personality" adventure, where "Not Agatha" (the detective) would have to fight against "Agatha" for the right to exist. I figured that being trapped as a "TV Character" would've fractured Agatha's mind and allowed for a different personality to be born and that it would be about who Agatha wants to be.
... But, of course not. A few illusionary seconds, then we go right back in to the cheap "Disney Show" trope with all of the "DEI checklist" and the "women can't be evil" cringe.
Stereotypical gay-voice: "-isn't just straight white male."
Me: "Ugh, boring. So boring! Stop boring everyone!"
When the Saxon began to hate again
That guy is also incredibly 'exotic' looking to the point I couldn't even Paz much attention to what he was saying
No one care straight male...
First two episodes ending up being pretty good actually. Sadly most marvel show had solid starts but became trainwrecks along the way. So I'm not so optimistic about the series yet.