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  • @Mickeii617
    @Mickeii617 5 років тому +13762

    I feel like that's the worst part about being an actress/actor. It's like you know the writing is trash, but rent due and you are hungry.

    • @Firespawnable
      @Firespawnable 5 років тому +1028

      Yeah and Brenda Song hasn't made any real coin since she was in Disney Channel so it explains why she is in this bad movie. 😂

    • @missshannonsunshine
      @missshannonsunshine 5 років тому +352

      Exactly! It’s hard to get mad at them

    • @faeraindrops
      @faeraindrops 5 років тому +375

      Firespawn Brenda is back on Disney channel though so....she technically she’s still making her “Disney” coins. She’s voicing a cartoon character (i forgot the name of the show and the character but you can just search it up)
      Edit: It’s called “Amphibia”

    • @Firespawnable
      @Firespawnable 5 років тому +417

      @@faeraindrops That's good for her that she's back on Disney channel.
      Brenda is a good actress though so I'd like to see her act in some good movies and not these bad Netflix movies lol 🤣

    • @lailadobb9221
      @lailadobb9221 5 років тому +114

      As a young actor I support this message

  • @SuperRockerchick29
    @SuperRockerchick29 5 років тому +5428

    I love how she calls him “Detective Daddy” I just called him Allstate guy

    • @Danygirl631
      @Danygirl631 5 років тому +200

      ebony 🤣🤣🤣 all I could here were Allstate commercials every time he spoke

    • @Cutthecamerasdeadass1899
      @Cutthecamerasdeadass1899 5 років тому +258

      "Are you in good hands? "

    • @sanityisrelative
      @sanityisrelative 4 роки тому +93

      I call him President Allstate

    • @user-rg3vk1im4y
      @user-rg3vk1im4y 4 роки тому +117

      Daddy Allstate

    • @finness730
      @finness730 4 роки тому +45

      I didn’t even get to that part yet and I already knew who you were talking about lol

  • @courtney2578
    @courtney2578 5 років тому +8381

    I’m more upset that London Tipton has to resort to such foolishness.

    • @m_matobo745
      @m_matobo745 5 років тому +87

      Courtney Carter FRR

    • @h3ppyp3ppy
      @h3ppyp3ppy 5 років тому +578

      _Not in my lobby_

    • @KemiPossible
      @KemiPossible 5 років тому +174

      Don't worry she in dollface and that looks so much better.

    • @BubburTee
      @BubburTee 5 років тому +220

      Honestly she's too good for this shit 😭

    • @nicolechan9391
      @nicolechan9391 5 років тому +102

      Facts, she's so much better than this

  • @Duchesscarml
    @Duchesscarml 4 роки тому +680

    Actually, killing the parents is the only thing he did that made sense. Can't have them come visit or they go visit her parents and they be like, "Honey, who's your friend?"

    • @Zoya.-_-
      @Zoya.-_- 3 роки тому +41

      pretty true...

    • @Nicol3c87
      @Nicol3c87 2 роки тому +24

      This makes sense. Bc I was confused too!

  • @jbrianna9907
    @jbrianna9907 5 років тому +6738

    Every time someone mentions this movie, all I can think about is those terribly photoshopped pictures around the house lmaooo like HOW DO YOU NOT NOTICE THAT

    • @Mickeii617
      @Mickeii617 5 років тому +305

      Exactly! It is 2019 do better. There's no reason for those photos to have been sold badly made

    • @Firespawnable
      @Firespawnable 5 років тому +297

      Her lost memory made her forget how a fake Photoshop looks
      😂😂😂

    • @tsepangmassa2610
      @tsepangmassa2610 4 роки тому +15

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂unfortunately I know one of those photographs😥😥

    • @Johanna77777-z
      @Johanna77777-z 4 роки тому +62

      Right! First time she looked at one I was like "that's the WORST Photoshop I've seen this year!" and I have friends that put heads on bodies for fun all the time. Badly. This was worse.

    • @lacirayne
      @lacirayne 3 роки тому

      Ya but it’s supposed to be. He’s not the real husband.

  • @bittersweet2472
    @bittersweet2472 5 років тому +2038

    How did none of the other characters notice her “husband” didn’t look anything like the real guyyyyyy (΄◉◞౪◟◉`)

    • @makeda6530
      @makeda6530 5 років тому +326

      HONESTLY!? Where were her loved ones? Parents and husband wouldn't be the only people that know you. Someone would notice.

    • @julysunrush4483
      @julysunrush4483 5 років тому +132

      Makeda Speckled Beauty so russel and jennifer quit their job or something and moved to the mountains of that little ass town where they didn’t know anybody if i remember correctly and that’s why no one noticed that ryan killed the real russel idk man and during the movie jennifer was pressing ryan when he was still russel to let her talk to some of her friends or to meet friends but he would make excuses

    • @thxwanderer
      @thxwanderer 5 років тому +97

      Makeda Speckled Beauty Pretty sure Russell also killed her parents so there was no one to really confirm that Russell wasn’t her actual husband. Still dumb tho

    • @makeda6530
      @makeda6530 5 років тому +31

      A whole mess (´-` )
      No wonder he almost got away with it.

    • @israsaleh
      @israsaleh 4 роки тому +36

      Honestly me with any 2 white men

  • @OrmaliSmith
    @OrmaliSmith 5 років тому +3601

    “I’m not in good hands.... but I could be” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @jaibear327
      @jaibear327 5 років тому +78

      💀That got me😂

    • @Mikalino13
      @Mikalino13 5 років тому +47

      i criedddddd

    • @jessd3012
      @jessd3012 4 роки тому +45

      Me every time one of those commercials played, tbh

    • @MsFriendly2009
      @MsFriendly2009 4 роки тому +9

      Hell Yeah!

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 2 роки тому +4

      That bit still makes me laugh

  • @TheCheery101
    @TheCheery101 5 років тому +2898

    I feel like you can’t go on with the series without reviewing the ever-so-classical-and-majestic film that is: Sharknado

  • @DaisyGalvanlikes
    @DaisyGalvanlikes 5 років тому +5800

    There’s a movie called rubber it’s about a tire that kills it’s a pretty bad movie I almost feel bad for recommending it

    • @Mickeii617
      @Mickeii617 5 років тому +341

      Wowwww. I'm so disappointed and everybody who was a part of that production. Like nobody in the room thought that was stupid?

    • @ladywonderland6307
      @ladywonderland6307 5 років тому +567

      I thought you made this up so I Googled it and dear lord.
      "A car tyre comes to life with the power to make people explode and goes on a murderous rampage through the Californian desert"

    • @madison3514
      @madison3514 5 років тому +152

      Lmfaoooo this movie and teeth are amazing

    • @JennyfromKY
      @JennyfromKY 5 років тому +125

      I would really love for her to review rubber. I had to watch it for a screening in my film class and I left in the first 10 minutes. God its so bad

    • @4ssh4t
      @4ssh4t 5 років тому +93

      Someone wrote this whole plot and thought “Yup, that’s about right.”

  • @ArifahBaksh
    @ArifahBaksh 5 років тому +1459

    “The main character is Jennifer”
    me: no that’s London Tipton 🥺

  • @silvernightskin
    @silvernightskin 5 років тому +2545

    They gave the whole movie away in the advertising

    • @godiraonasetlhabi7992
      @godiraonasetlhabi7992 5 років тому +43

      That's why I didn't watch it!

    • @silvernightskin
      @silvernightskin 5 років тому +171

      @@godiraonasetlhabi7992 boredom had me watch it....I ended up rooting for the bad guy because they all were too damn stupid 🤦🏿‍♀️

    • @Guest1_213
      @Guest1_213 5 років тому +9

      That's also why I wasn't even interested in it

    • @BoiWonda02
      @BoiWonda02 5 років тому +49

      I only wanted to watch it to support Brenda Song.

    • @Johanna77777-z
      @Johanna77777-z 4 роки тому +14

      I was wondering the whole movie how long it would have taken me to figure it out if they hadn't spoiled in in the advertising. Probably not very long and that is why they decided to spoil it. But it was kind of confusing that they where like "watch this movie about a guy pretending to be the husband but we are going to act like you will be surprised later"... Like what was the actual plan there? Probably as bad of a plan as "Russel" had.

  • @Monique.Marceline
    @Monique.Marceline 4 роки тому +734

    “He details each part of his nefarious plans like he’s Mojo Jojo” 😭 💀

  • @zks1008
    @zks1008 5 років тому +2408

    I always assumed "Russell" killed her parents because they'd be able to recognize that he wasn't actually Russell.

    • @zks1008
      @zks1008 5 років тому +420

      Which now that I think about it, that's stupid. Yeah, he killed her husband and her parents but like, did they plan to live in seclusion for the rest of their lives?

    • @Marina_7
      @Marina_7 5 років тому +347

      Yeah exactly, especially since Russel, fake Russel and the chick were all coworkers, at least all their coworkers would've known
      But then again, why are we even questioning this foolishness

    • @zks1008
      @zks1008 5 років тому +107

      @@Marina_7 You're right. I don't expect much from Netflix films but can they at least TRY to limit the plot holes! lol

    • @ArnisKaye
      @ArnisKaye 5 років тому +111

      I had thought that too but then how did he know she'd get amnesia so that he'd need to kill them in the first place? They've been dead for weeks so he killed them with a plan months ago to get them out of the way so they can't identify him when he somehow gives her amnesia sometime in the distant future...? And why hasn't she called her mama in weeks or noticed her mom hasn't called her? She should have known something was up a long time ago.

    • @zks1008
      @zks1008 5 років тому +64

      @@ArnisKaye Exactly!!! That's part of my plot hole issue. I take it he was responsible for her accident seeing as he was the first one to the hospital. But how long was she unconscious? When did he kill Russell and her parents? When did he find the time to alter all her images to insert himself in? What would he have done if she didn't develop amnesia? This movie poses more questions than it has the answers for lol.

  • @aceinspaces
    @aceinspaces 5 років тому +686

    London Tipton was somehow the smarter character than Jennifer here. How do you write this badly?

  • @nataliecampbell675
    @nataliecampbell675 5 років тому +1463

    This girl escaped almost 6 times and she still managed to get caught
    Two hours wasted 😫😫😫

  • @moonevergreen6077
    @moonevergreen6077 4 роки тому +126

    Imagine losing your memory and then an unattractive guy pulling up telling you he's ur husband... put me right back into coma

    • @teresa18870
      @teresa18870 2 роки тому +22

      STOPPPP😭😭😭😭😭

    • @piperadams2571
      @piperadams2571 Рік тому +19

      "Nah I don't remember saying I Do so it didn't happen" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @soulchild05
    @soulchild05 5 років тому +1877

    Obsessed is one of my fave bad movies. I love watching that garbage ass movie.
    "You come into my house...you touch my child?" Quality performance.

    • @BoiWonda02
      @BoiWonda02 5 років тому +49

      Oh lord. I don't want to remember this film.

    • @Eskyler
      @Eskyler 5 років тому +78

      #ilovewatchingthatgarbageassmovie 😂😂

    • @MiraTheeHuman
      @MiraTheeHuman 4 роки тому +104

      GURLLL I live for this movie 😭 I never thought it was bad I actually genuinely like it 😭

    • @iloveloveloveableful
      @iloveloveloveableful 4 роки тому +24

      @@MiraTheeHuman I love Obsessed too! 🥰

    • @ishathompson8439
      @ishathompson8439 4 роки тому +4

      Tymira Smith same

  • @shantakidd6230
    @shantakidd6230 4 роки тому +366

    The protagonists actions make more sense when you think from the perspective that it’s actually London Tipton playing the role. That’s why she got out the car in the beginning. She was still figuring out that prndl.

  • @gisellepieternella9006
    @gisellepieternella9006 5 років тому +1974

    I feel like this is the plot of every lifetime movie, someone loses their memory and someone is trying to kill them they survive at the end by killing the murderer 😂😂😂

    • @ayeha5496
      @ayeha5496 5 років тому +18

      Exactly

    • @Ash-by4rt
      @Ash-by4rt 5 років тому +44

      Every frickin lifetime movie dude

    • @shaleahbrannon8113
      @shaleahbrannon8113 5 років тому +31

      Based on events from a true story

    • @ishathompson8439
      @ishathompson8439 4 роки тому +7

      I’ve seen a lot of those movies on Channel 5 😂😂😂😂

    • @shakaliah
      @shakaliah 4 роки тому

      Giselle Pieternella bruh for real

  • @lungilenhlanhla2340
    @lungilenhlanhla2340 5 років тому +503

    She drove to a pay phone ☎️ lord strike me because I laughed out loud while my kids were sleeping next to me 😑🤣🤣🤣

    • @lungilenhlanhla2340
      @lungilenhlanhla2340 5 років тому +22

      And I love you Kennie. Plus now I know why I didn’t watch this movie 😓

  • @eylaleila
    @eylaleila 5 років тому +862

    "they been fermenting" took me OUT

  • @biancaperez1056
    @biancaperez1056 5 років тому +391

    Herbert could have written and produced a better movie than this with less time (R.I.P.)

  • @kianaolive
    @kianaolive 5 років тому +1020

    There’s a really good movie called “Before I Go to Sleep” that this movie stole the concept of and made for 3rd graders.

    • @Mickeii617
      @Mickeii617 5 років тому +37

      At first I thought you were saying that it wasn't a good movie so I went to go see the trailer and got sad. But I understand I saw that above it.

    • @Rese_AA
      @Rese_AA 5 років тому +47

      I was just going to comment that. I really liked that movie, and it seems like the writer of this garbage did too.

    • @greenleafwater
      @greenleafwater 5 років тому +15

      Yesss I second that. Definitely go watch if you're into the concept of this movie but not the execution!

    • @BleedingLiar17
      @BleedingLiar17 5 років тому +1

      This is exactly what I thought.

    • @kellbell79
      @kellbell79 5 років тому +24

      Yes. I‘ve mentioned Before I Go To Sleep to everyone I’ve talked to about this movie. It used to be on Netflix, but it’s not on there anymore. 🤔 LOL Also, since she mentioned the cops sexy voice in Secret Obsession... Mark Strongs voice in Before I Go To Sleep was doing intense things to me.

  • @connect2christin94
    @connect2christin94 5 років тому +691

    Kennie :”actually dont know his name “
    Also kennie: *detective daddy*
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @justcallmeteacup4711
    @justcallmeteacup4711 5 років тому +739

    "Not in good hands but he could be" KENNIE 😂 Oh my God. The Allstate guy? Really? I can't thirst after him, I'm too conditioned. I'd be trying to discuss insurance in bed

    • @Domilyons
      @Domilyons 5 років тому +17

      lmbo!

    • @jupiterShoezR4Me
      @jupiterShoezR4Me 5 років тому +61

      Hes in this movie with Whitney Houston called Waiting to Exhale and its so hard to watch him in romantic scenes. I only see him as the allstate guy.

    • @125loopy
      @125loopy 5 років тому +50

      He was fine as hell in 24. He got that super bass 😍

    • @believensee8621
      @believensee8621 4 роки тому +37

      Brings new meaning to "what kinda coverage can I get?" Lol

  • @bryansl0587
    @bryansl0587 5 років тому +254

    The disclaimer alone has me rolling. “Though this movie wants you to be an idiot, don’t let them do you like that.” Okay sis, I won’t.

  • @andreacaininstinct
    @andreacaininstinct 5 років тому +311

    What if this entire movie was just a very long Allstate commercial

  • @please_stahp98
    @please_stahp98 5 років тому +217

    "Thank God for UA-cam where I can make money out this foolishness." Amen. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Mikusweat
    @Mikusweat 5 років тому +709

    I absolutely loved Brenda Song as a kid...this movie almost erased that love lmao

    • @KIMKRIS1
      @KIMKRIS1 5 років тому +7

      Lol

    • @thismanexudessex6181
      @thismanexudessex6181 4 роки тому +61

      She just need some money to live

    • @Duchesscarml
      @Duchesscarml 4 роки тому +5

      And I had plans to watch to support Brenda... I just can't now.😵

    • @issyyourboo2848
      @issyyourboo2848 4 роки тому +86

      Y'all are so fake for that lol. Honestly Brenda was good, the movie itself and writing was just absolute trash

    • @TempleofBrendaSong
      @TempleofBrendaSong 4 роки тому +6

      This pos movie has deepened my hatred of all who insult Brenda Song saws.

  • @angiieantoinette
    @angiieantoinette 5 років тому +372

    I'm a writer who always second guesses everything I write. These movies bring me up to ground level.

    • @HopelessDreamersClub
      @HopelessDreamersClub 4 роки тому +13

      angiieantoinette girl I feel you

    • @shayb.1059
      @shayb.1059 4 роки тому +23

      They give me hope that I can succeed

    • @sasukegirl3492
      @sasukegirl3492 4 роки тому +17

      They give me that feeling like as long as I don’t do THIS, I can make it XD

    • @taylynhopkins
      @taylynhopkins 4 роки тому +15

      I watch these videos to know what not to do

  • @rozmia9102
    @rozmia9102 5 років тому +74

    “And Detective Daddy is...”
    *looks down*
    *sighs in disappointment*
    “...is also an idiot”

  • @2FarFromNormal
    @2FarFromNormal 4 роки тому +87

    The fact that you stood up for Asian actors. A queen.

  • @lynix9220
    @lynix9220 4 роки тому +142

    If this was Wattpad, she would have fallen in love with him.. 😐

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 2 роки тому +9

      Oh my god she really would.

    • @ReannaPeters12
      @ReannaPeters12 2 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @DiMagnolia
      @DiMagnolia 10 місяців тому +2

      Enter 365

  • @jacibailey6017
    @jacibailey6017 5 років тому +525

    Anyone else wants to see her do “Beastly”? No? Just me? Okay then.

    • @shyamalarye7581
      @shyamalarye7581 5 років тому +34

      Ooh yes!!! More YA nostalgia vibes!

    • @authoralysmarchand4737
      @authoralysmarchand4737 5 років тому +34

      That one's so bad it becomes good.

    • @EmbalmerEmi
      @EmbalmerEmi 4 роки тому +15

      It's a meh movie but still watchable in my opinion.

    • @amirarochester7112
      @amirarochester7112 4 роки тому +2

      Kennie needs to do a bad movie and a beat for this one ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

  • @missshannonsunshine
    @missshannonsunshine 5 років тому +232

    0:27 is a freaking mood. Her and Alexa get on my damn nerves. They’re deaf and dumb until you don’t need them.

    • @AnakaStar
      @AnakaStar 5 років тому +9

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @BeautyAndTheNesh
    @BeautyAndTheNesh 5 років тому +254

    “And if you cared so much for Beyonce, what happened to Dereon?!”
    First of all, let me hit that subscribe button..

    • @bethanychatman9531
      @bethanychatman9531 4 роки тому +14

      Lol we the beehive knew it was garbage. It was more of a midrange budgeted lifetime movie.

    • @marissawilson4644
      @marissawilson4644 3 роки тому +1

      I actually had Dereon and Miss Tina lol but that cracked me up!

  • @gabrielasilva3561
    @gabrielasilva3561 5 років тому +151

    "Detective Daddy" sounds like a cheap pornographic 2000 ish movie for some reason.

  • @trevororris7934
    @trevororris7934 5 років тому +249

    For bad movie suggestions, I recommend “Jupiter Ascending.”

    • @anniecamacho6993
      @anniecamacho6993 5 років тому +15

      T 19 Really? I thought it wasn’t bad. Of course I watched it cause I was bored to death, couldn’t find anything better 🤷🏽‍♀️ lmao

    • @doubledeeez3688
      @doubledeeez3688 5 років тому +44

      Is that that one movie with Channing Tatum and Mila Kunis pretending to be aliens for 70mins?

    • @doubledeeez3688
      @doubledeeez3688 5 років тому +11

      OMFG IM LOSING MY MIND I FORGOT HOW BAD THAT MOVIE WAS🤣🤣 I’d love to see Kennie destroy it cause me and my sister used to low-key stan it a bit

    • @BoiWonda02
      @BoiWonda02 5 років тому +5

      Yes. Please do Jupiter Ascending

    • @anjahanaplayer12345
      @anjahanaplayer12345 5 років тому +3

      I just watched that last night and was reminded how bad it was 😩

  • @tzuyu9283
    @tzuyu9283 5 років тому +166

    The writers "ahhh ain't nobody gon notice" had me rolling💀💀💀💀

  • @samosas
    @samosas 4 роки тому +92

    how much of this obsession was really a secret. he was literally glaring at Jennifer and dead hubby in the damn office pictures

  • @booklover466
    @booklover466 5 років тому +130

    I love how throughout the movie she keeps forgetting which leg she injured 😂 she continues using the leg that was broken (that is when she remembers it was broken).
    Also let me tell you that nurse is breaking laws left and right by giving him information at all!!

    • @_bebeboudeur_
      @_bebeboudeur_ Рік тому +3

      I was gonna say, don't they check if it's family before letting them in someone's room??

  • @taytay7414
    @taytay7414 5 років тому +260

    “im not in good hands but i could be” 😭💀

    • @faelixxy
      @faelixxy 4 роки тому +2

      Your username😔
      He's back tho

    • @believensee8621
      @believensee8621 4 роки тому +6

      My favorite line in this video. Lol

  • @nombusongcobo
    @nombusongcobo 5 років тому +231

    "Detective Daddy" 😂😂😂 his voice tho🙌 whew

  • @acomet2509
    @acomet2509 3 роки тому +23

    6:56 A doctor would definitely notice defense wounds and be able to distinguish them from wounds from a crash. I would assume the doctor would bring this up to police

  • @Mickeii617
    @Mickeii617 5 років тому +242

    For once I've already seen the movie. And then the entire movie piss me off it could have been a decent movie. Had there not been so many freaking plot holes

    • @fluffybear1539
      @fluffybear1539 5 років тому +4

      Dykejiah Jones I said it was cute because I was bored and I had nothing else to watch 😂😂😂

    • @Dollface98
      @Dollface98 3 роки тому

      Watch Before I Go To Sleep, waaay better version of this movie.

  • @KaityT97
    @KaityT97 4 роки тому +19

    Honestly this whole movie could have been avoided if not for the blood-boiling fact that Ryan really finessed his way to Jennifer's hospital room without having ANY ID checked. I had to have my ID checked when /I/ was being administered into a hospital 😭😭

  • @multifandomz8221
    @multifandomz8221 5 років тому +68

    "Not in good hands but I could be" LMAAAOOOO SIS I FELT THAT

  • @bookjunk
    @bookjunk 4 роки тому +20

    I love how writers of these kind of movies always expect us to believe that the main character has no one in her life - no family, no friends, no colleagues, no neighbours - literally no one, to go "who is this? your husband? lol, no. girl, he isn't." Not even the super suspicious cop looks into her private life and discovers that 'hey, there is no record of this woman ever marrying this guy!' But then the movie would fall apart in like the first few minutes, I guess. So they just cross their fingers and hope the audience is monumentally stupid.

  • @chrysalis46
    @chrysalis46 4 роки тому +43

    The worst part was the casual ending and how she seems completely unbothered by having lost her parents and husband to a psychopath lol

  • @ItsMariGuys_
    @ItsMariGuys_ 3 роки тому +16

    Why would she confront him when she knows damn well she can’t run away from him and not make him think she trusts him and get away when he leaves again 🤦🏽‍♀️

  • @maanestoev
    @maanestoev 5 років тому +189

    Kennie I beg of you, watch the "stalked by my doctor" series. It's the most hilariously bad movies I've seen in a long time, and they unfortunately don't get talked about much. And they star the old dude in the Mr Brightside video

    • @KassandraQuiseng
      @KassandraQuiseng 5 років тому +20

      Isabella Lugosi lifetime movies are literally god tier. I think I’ve seen every movie they’ve made in the last 10 years.

    • @maanestoev
      @maanestoev 5 років тому +8

      Have you seen cyber seduction? Another great one

    • @Candyettes
      @Candyettes 5 років тому +1

      OH MY GOD.
      YESSS

    • @romanerullier9117
      @romanerullier9117 4 роки тому +3

      Is it the one where the doctor steals the nice guy's phone and texts "my GF got terrible scars, I'm dating Frankenstein's fiancee" and then deletes the message? Also at some point he sleeps in her bed?

    • @2012banksnb
      @2012banksnb 4 роки тому

      That’s my shit

  • @curetapwater5604
    @curetapwater5604 5 років тому +68

    My heart can't handle your makeup skills. You're a wonderful addition to the "videos tearing apart movies I've never seen" genre.

  • @kaydawne1
    @kaydawne1 5 років тому +158

    I can’t decide what is the most iconic thing kennie said in this video

    • @dixiewhite2698
      @dixiewhite2698 5 років тому +13

      I think it was the thing about Siri at the beginning 😂😂

    • @tzuyu9283
      @tzuyu9283 5 років тому +16

      Her crushing on the Allstate man

    • @believensee8621
      @believensee8621 4 роки тому +16

      "I'm not in good hands but I could be." Hands down

    • @123nadeemuu
      @123nadeemuu 4 роки тому +8

      THEY BE FERMENTING

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 2 роки тому

      "Yep, still dead"

  • @aylayzrianne
    @aylayzrianne 5 років тому +99

    I'm guessing this is the type of movie you'd 'watch' while playing with your phone/doing other things. Just a sound filler.

    • @bori80
      @bori80 3 роки тому +6

      Hahaha..exactly what I did!

  • @Medley_Queen
    @Medley_Queen 5 років тому +73

    I still have no idea why I watched it but I had to.
    Okay, let’s be real: Brenda Song. Brenda Song is the reason.

  • @keeba9540
    @keeba9540 5 років тому +79

    “Aggressively cascading base cello”😭😭

    • @asaurus-rex
      @asaurus-rex 4 роки тому +5

      I'm sorry but BASS CELLO????? Does she mean fuckin string bass?? Double bass?? Or like cello in bass clef???

    • @violet1761
      @violet1761 4 роки тому +1

      She meant bass/cello like either or

  • @poppycartergraphics120
    @poppycartergraphics120 5 років тому +25

    I just assumed Russel’s intention was always to make her forget, or force her into the relationship so he’d already been faking the pictures and shit because he was crazy and delusional. Also that pointless character was just there to try and throw off the viewer, they just didn’t do a good job about it lol.

  • @Gabi2484
    @Gabi2484 5 років тому +75

    "A pay phone in 2019" 😂😂😂

  • @sim.pression8511
    @sim.pression8511 8 місяців тому +4

    Yeahhh that killer murdered your parents and your husband and after 3 months she is happy again... toxic positivity

  • @brittneynicole7765
    @brittneynicole7765 5 років тому +50

    I cackled when you said they were fermenting. It's kinda refreshing to see someone whose sense of humor is as fucked up as mine 😄

  • @cadettipk
    @cadettipk 5 років тому +38

    "So instead of being good at his job, he just ends up getting oops upside the head." Lol. As a huge Gap Band fan, I laughed at this a little too hard a for too long.
    Detective Daddy also played the Principal of the college in Dear White People (the movie).

  • @kyliehammonds9825
    @kyliehammonds9825 3 роки тому +7

    Girl everytime I see Brenda Song my brain is just like “THATS LONDON TIPTON YO”

  • @spider09999
    @spider09999 5 років тому +20

    "I’m not in good hands...but I could be." I'm sobbing

  • @misery8264
    @misery8264 4 роки тому +7

    13:02 by far the most realistic fake corpses I have ever seen. The perfectly clean sheets are also a nice touch.

  • @Jasminekuwonu
    @Jasminekuwonu 5 років тому +88

    I really wanted to watch this movie....but let me hear Kennie's rant real quick 👀👀

  • @sydneyfisher550
    @sydneyfisher550 4 роки тому +24

    It’s pretty funny that the all state guy is investigating a hit and run

  • @anaiyagraham6620
    @anaiyagraham6620 4 роки тому +13

    The photoshop got me when I saw this movie. I was asking myself 🤔
    how did he have time to do it?
    why is it so bad? and how did she fall for those fake ass pictures?

  • @Loonemonroe
    @Loonemonroe 3 роки тому +4

    The part about the hospital giving her a cane the day after she was hit by a car is for real what happened to me. I was hit by a car, couldn't move or walk on my own, but the next day they discharged me, gave me a cane and told me to walk out. I had to put my (torn) clothes back on, ON MY OWN, which took me almost an HOUR. A nurse took pity on me and wheeled me out of the hospital to leave with my family, but yeah... 😐

  • @jeness
    @jeness 5 років тому +38

    I literally didn't want to do my makeup until Kennie uploaded this. It's like needing to talk to a friend as you get ready.

  • @LacedWithOreos
    @LacedWithOreos 3 роки тому +3

    CALLING AUTHORITIES WORKS EVEN IF YOU DON'T HAVE SIGNAL. SAME. THING. WITH PAYPHONES. Even if you don't put money into the payphone. I'm so sick of this being a plot device like AAAHHHH.

  • @mj-zl7kf
    @mj-zl7kf 5 років тому +101

    They really thought we were all BooBoo the Fool with this one

  • @milky4663
    @milky4663 5 років тому +75

    "My Yandere Psycho BF ASMR Roleplay"
    AHT WHY YOU SO LOUD 🗣

  • @Strawberrysatori
    @Strawberrysatori 5 років тому +31

    I love watching this movie through other people because lord knows I won’t disrespect my Netflix like that 🤣

  • @Lenn1e0
    @Lenn1e0 4 роки тому +12

    It's the "shut up siri. You never help me when I need your help but you always in my business" for me

  • @FallingIntoSlumber
    @FallingIntoSlumber Рік тому +3

    The 'sketchy' guy who brings her the flowers and later dies was a witness to her getting chased by "russell." Does it add any point to his character? No. Does it answer the question of who he is? Sure. Is anyone relieved knowing it? Nope lol

  • @deeabee96
    @deeabee96 5 років тому +35

    and the award for Darkest Shade Ever in the History of Mankind goes to "If you care so much about Beyonce what happened to Dereon"

  • @Dee-V-Dee
    @Dee-V-Dee 3 роки тому +10

    I think he has the photo album and photos at home with him in them because he’s obsessed and had already creepily inserted himself badly into her life 😭

  • @cedardryad
    @cedardryad 4 роки тому +24

    "I'm not in good hands, but I could be."
    Man, thank god I didn't take a sip of my coffee or I'd be dead.

  • @mmtheme752
    @mmtheme752 4 роки тому +29

    ...as someone that once looked up characteristics of psychopaths (and specifically the differences between them and sociopaths) for a creative writing piece (write in a genre you don't normally write in etc), not having any particular reason/motive for killing is trademark psychopathy

  • @tiawhite612
    @tiawhite612 5 років тому +26

    “Not In good hands but I could be know what I’m saying”
    *likes*

  • @rynaissance
    @rynaissance 4 роки тому +9

    "Not in good hands, but I could be" girl you've got me DECEASED

  • @rl9379
    @rl9379 4 роки тому +23

    “Here’s a cane walk around a little bit” lol 😂
    Cuz you know that’s what they do when you’re checking out of the hospital lol 😂

  • @kashinimeyo
    @kashinimeyo 3 роки тому +5

    The reason why “detective daddy” is there is because when you’re hit by a car and the driver is unknown/flees the scene, you’re a victim of a crime so a police officer/detective will come and investigate regardless. He’s literally there because she’s a victim of a hit-and-run, not just an accident.

  • @OctoberLotus
    @OctoberLotus 3 роки тому +5

    “Not in good hands but I could be” made me wheeze so hard it hurt.

  • @zeewann
    @zeewann 4 роки тому +7

    I don't think he had to anticipate that she lost her memory - the pathology of stalkers is to create a world in their heads - we're married; she loves me; I'm her husband - that they try to play out in reality regardless of whether it makes any sense or not. I guess the movie could have explained it better?

  • @El_doll
    @El_doll 5 років тому +23

    Everytime All State guy talks all I can hear is "are you in good hands" 🤣

  • @kaydawne1
    @kaydawne1 5 років тому +53

    Just woke up. This is the best start to my day that I could have asked for

  • @arcticprowl971
    @arcticprowl971 3 роки тому +3

    I feel like the hospital doesn't release anyone especially someone with amnesia to someone just because they say that's their significant other without double checking

  • @makaylanievas8762
    @makaylanievas8762 5 років тому +17

    It’s just like a lifetime movie with the same plot as all the other ones 😭🤚🏻

  • @daniellaequihua6364
    @daniellaequihua6364 5 років тому +5

    This has nothing to do with today’s episode, but I just wanted to give you a reminder of how beautiful and talented you are. You are like the big sister that I and many others didn’t know we needed. Your video never fail to make us smile and brighten our days. I just want you to know we are incredibly thankful to have an amazing creater like you on this platform and all your hard work on this channel is 100% worth it. Don’t forget to take care of your self and keep slaying queen ❤️❤️

  • @ThugDrina
    @ThugDrina 5 років тому +60

    This damn movie was a joke. Like you get the entire plot in the damn trailer 🙄

  • @mugglepotato
    @mugglepotato 4 роки тому +7

    That disclaimer/warning was so cute, "don't let this movie do you like that"

  • @zsuzsmoux6109
    @zsuzsmoux6109 5 років тому +29

    The absolute tomfoolery going on here is borderline impressive.

  • @NicoleSmith-ql9cr
    @NicoleSmith-ql9cr 5 років тому +9

    Red Riding Hood with Amanda Seyfried... oooh my, I'd like to hear what you'd say about the ending lolol

  • @roselover411
    @roselover411 3 роки тому +8

    I definitely thought that random guy in the beginning was Jennifer's actual husband but he can't say anything for some reason. So it was startling to me that her husband was someone else and was actually dead.

  • @-BabyValentine-
    @-BabyValentine- 4 роки тому +43

    “They’re always half white” you can say that again.

  • @taylorextavour2789
    @taylorextavour2789 5 років тому +23

    kennie being the icon she is
    0:26 - i have never felt anything harder
    2:50
    3:12
    3:59
    6:02
    11:30
    12:23 - detective daddy
    17:46
    18:00
    18:50

  • @jjava.bean5
    @jjava.bean5 5 років тому +8

    "Not in good hands but I could be"
    The moment I subscribed

  • @wtfbilly143
    @wtfbilly143 5 років тому +16

    "NOT IN GOOD HANDS BUT I COULD BE😏" 🤣🤣 but she's not wrong he is fine af
    The movie was dumb.I think it was advertised to millennials because of Brenda Song regardless of what you actually watch. She is the only reason I cared to watch. Shes the only reason most us watched

  • @darkwriter_xx94
    @darkwriter_xx94 4 роки тому +1

    This movie was done so much better before but I can’t remember the name of the film. In it the woman loses her memory at the end of the day after an accident so she starts keeping video of herself of all the stuff she finds and the guy posing at her husband is the one that attacked her. He posed as her husband to monitor her memory and if it ever came back he planned to kill her.