I WATCHED "MY TEACHER MY OBSESSION" AND HERE'S MY REACTION| BAD MOVIES & A BEAT | KennieJD

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  • @mmilcz833
    @mmilcz833 4 роки тому +8878

    0:43 photosensitive epilepsy warning

    • @anonymouse9347
      @anonymouse9347 4 роки тому +93

      Małgosia Milczewska Thank you. ❤️

    • @ennenoire
      @ennenoire 4 роки тому +233

      I dont even have epilepsy but that shook me😂

    • @nanameii_5746
      @nanameii_5746 4 роки тому +394

      Thank you, I was looking through the comments while side watching and thankfully I looked away fast enough. I get seizures pretty easily.

    • @Aggronize
      @Aggronize 4 роки тому +202

      Me, an epileptic, who doesn't read the comments til AFTER the video T∆T

    • @RennyloveU
      @RennyloveU 4 роки тому +33

      crazycommet0987 same i was not okay after that for sure 😂

  • @theDabKing1
    @theDabKing1 4 роки тому +6784

    Kennie eating and laughing while that girl was beating herself up was a whole mood.

    • @sunflower2187
      @sunflower2187 4 роки тому +88

      I WAS SCREAMING

    • @katybay277
      @katybay277 4 роки тому +19

      theDabKing1 BIIIG MOOD😂🙌

    • @giggles4895
      @giggles4895 4 роки тому +100

      im just curious as to why the other girl didn't run, I woulda taken off in a full sprint in the other direction.

    • @jaquelinefickert8789
      @jaquelinefickert8789 4 роки тому +47

      She might have been too stunned or simply didn't have enough brains to run. Often people caught in an unexpected situation will just stand there trying to process what's happening, not knowing what to do...

    • @akeilahplummer5678
      @akeilahplummer5678 4 роки тому +17

      It gave me Peaches vibes 😭

  • @ivyeorii
    @ivyeorii 4 роки тому +5806

    This movie is literally a wattpad fanfiction

    • @bri5817
      @bri5817 4 роки тому +471

      Autumn Is Tired no this has more Lifetime vibes. If it were wattpad, it would have to be the teacher obsessed with the student and her eventually falling in love with him and his orbs too 😭💀

    • @idkwhatyourdoinghere1034
      @idkwhatyourdoinghere1034 4 роки тому +288

      Ava Birdin “his golden orbs pooled with lust” 😂💀

    • @amiraebrahim1008
      @amiraebrahim1008 4 роки тому +18

      Yep...and not even a good one

    • @stardust2899
      @stardust2899 4 роки тому +73

      As someone who'mst reads wattpad fanfiction I can confirm that statement 👌

    • @Firespawnable
      @Firespawnable 4 роки тому +60

      @@bri5817 that's so true.
      I used to read fanfiction when I was young and I remember instead of writing eyes they wrote orbs and to this day I never understood why 😂

  • @christyclarissemercier6359
    @christyclarissemercier6359 4 роки тому +7049

    "Are you saying she's more important than me?!" YES THAT'S HIS DAUGHTER

  • @surreallou3221
    @surreallou3221 4 роки тому +7767

    I laughed at how she said, ”there's only room for one of us” like sis that's his daughter, not his wife or girlfriend, stop being, ridiculous.

    • @scornedrose6808
      @scornedrose6808 4 роки тому +500

      I mean she might see herself as his daughter and have some twisted incest student-teacher fantasy, but that could just be me idk

    • @bitchinliz626
      @bitchinliz626 4 роки тому +385

      SCORNED ROSE she could also just see her as a significant person in his life that would take up some of his attention and lil miss crazy wants ALL of his attention

    • @MMMMMarrry
      @MMMMMarrry 4 роки тому +186

      Oh i even seen stepmothers being jealous on the daughter, people can be toxic as.....

    • @Im_Zion
      @Im_Zion 4 роки тому +137

      @@MMMMMarrry I never understood that like girl if you knew you didn’t want to share the attention of your husband with his child then go look for a dude that doesn’t have a child

    • @allisonelizabeth6596
      @allisonelizabeth6596 2 роки тому +5

      Maybe her own relationship with her nonexistent father ruined her perspective on a healthy father-daughter relationship?

  • @alexisd6106
    @alexisd6106 4 роки тому +1775

    I love that they added "I'm 18" in post because someone in the studio was all: "wait....did we establish she's not a minor? We better make sure we do."

    • @randomcat1962
      @randomcat1962 2 роки тому +81

      “Because that obviously makes it legal now”

  • @noSolace13
    @noSolace13 4 роки тому +1157

    "B Y E. Mama bout to get her back blown out." 😆💀 I died

    • @amymosorio
      @amymosorio 4 роки тому +23

      kuroi hasu yo i screamed when she said that 💀

  • @bicarbonat1
    @bicarbonat1 4 роки тому +5188

    There's no adult fine enough to make me break my fingers, and that's on quarantine

    • @bettygamatia9372
      @bettygamatia9372 4 роки тому +125

      mara.iara yo, why does you comment have me crying 😆😆😭😭

    • @Myaccount923
      @Myaccount923 4 роки тому +37

      mara.iara 😭😭😂😂😂

    • @ayanna1656
      @ayanna1656 4 роки тому +192

      "and that's on quarantine" lololololol I can't!

    • @makeda6530
      @makeda6530 4 роки тому +60

      I almost choked, I'm done lmao

    • @ewseekhelp
      @ewseekhelp 4 роки тому +12

      mara.iara not even F.p from riverdale??!?😂😂, lmfaoo I’m dead

  • @jasleensihra9754
    @jasleensihra9754 4 роки тому +5841

    I feel like it's always an English teacher. Why is it always an English teacher?

    • @soulchild05
      @soulchild05 4 роки тому +266

      Jasleen Sihra this is an excellent question 🤣

    • @nightowl8477
      @nightowl8477 4 роки тому +860

      English. *The sexiest subject.*

    • @RedChaoticRain
      @RedChaoticRain 4 роки тому +146

      I HAD THE SAME THOUGHT

    • @Sara-dp5dg
      @Sara-dp5dg 4 роки тому +613

      Idk but most of my English teachers(at least in middle and high school) were young and also some of the chilliest down to earth people. Liberal and Fine arts are some of the most sexualized subjects 🤣🤣 Ngl Everytime I tell people I'm an art major I always get one person asking if I'd love to paint/draw them nude.

    • @ymn5201
      @ymn5201 4 роки тому +441

      Cause math and science teacher to logical to be fucking with students. English teachers in movies always on some romantic shot

  • @zeeharris9814
    @zeeharris9814 4 роки тому +4797

    This girl really slapped the taste out her own mouth, BROKE her own fingers, and murdered a man for a dude that was originally into her mom. I am confusion.

    • @angygremlin4423
      @angygremlin4423 4 роки тому +281

      We're reaching levels of crazy that should be impossible

    • @auri2773
      @auri2773 4 роки тому +262

      I wonder what the actors thought when they saw the script

    • @strawbotomy
      @strawbotomy 4 роки тому +191

      And he isnt even that hot just really buff 😳

    • @tokiiiii
      @tokiiiii 4 роки тому +31

      auriela thé question is why did they even accept the script lmao

    • @burneraccountforthewin
      @burneraccountforthewin 4 роки тому +57

      @@tokiiiii They need to pay those bills XD

  • @brendalynbleetan9508
    @brendalynbleetan9508 4 роки тому +6686

    Kennie: “ jail, prison, confinement”
    **5 minutes later**
    Kennie: “ jail, prison, penitentiary”
    **10 minutes later**
    Kennie: “ ELECTRIC 👏🏿CHAIR👏🏿”

  • @Blindinglights25
    @Blindinglights25 4 роки тому +1008

    "I wanna be a person you can talk to"
    He 5 seconds earlier : all of your music is trash and you should feel bad about it.

    • @Firespawnable
      @Firespawnable 4 роки тому +95

      Yeah he's definitely a teacher.
      😂😂😂

    • @bubbles4897
      @bubbles4897 4 роки тому +4

      @@Firespawnable omg you!! i saw you in one of lamarr's videos!!

    • @Firespawnable
      @Firespawnable 4 роки тому +4

      @@bubbles4897 Heyyyy 👋👋👋😁

    • @SeymourDisapproves
      @SeymourDisapproves 4 роки тому +3

      I thought the same thing lmao

  • @mickymcbryan4814
    @mickymcbryan4814 4 роки тому +5351

    White Teacher Man: *says something "woke" about the Beatles stealing african american music*
    Him 5 seconds earlier: *Finds out a teenager is listening to an black woman who writes music influenced by her culture and is a savvy entrepreneur who made it in a white man's game* really?

    • @lovelylleah3289
      @lovelylleah3289 4 роки тому +240

      mickymc bryan exactly 💀

    • @malihachowdhury7323
      @malihachowdhury7323 4 роки тому +370

      Thank you for existing long enough to write this here masterpiece of a comment.
      (Got a little extra with this reply coz Rihanna is everything and I hate white people trying to sound woke and failing embarrassingly)

    • @daisylovesnoodles2166
      @daisylovesnoodles2166 4 роки тому +75

      this comment needs to be pinned

    • @kida5020
      @kida5020 4 роки тому +3

      Wait beatles stole music wtf??

    • @ReplyGuy22345
      @ReplyGuy22345 4 роки тому +48

      kida subliminals sis are you living under a rock

  • @ToriOfTheNile
    @ToriOfTheNile 4 роки тому +6005

    You really telling me Dwane the Rock Johnson of the Caucasus mountains couldn’t push that girl off from the first time she tried to kiss him. Gtfoh 🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @amberbrown5886
      @amberbrown5886 4 роки тому +706

      ToriOfTheNile “of the Caucasus mountains” 🤣🤣🤣 girlll

    • @makeda6530
      @makeda6530 4 роки тому +109

      Beautiful

    • @ImpulsivelyBree
      @ImpulsivelyBree 4 роки тому +356

      "of the Caucasus mountains" this is the funniest thing I've heard all week XD

    • @raveneasonsmith806
      @raveneasonsmith806 4 роки тому +124

      i love every part of this comment

    • @gorgonbaby
      @gorgonbaby 4 роки тому +99

      When I tell you I SCREAMED

  • @kiyajade98
    @kiyajade98 4 роки тому +827

    If I was his daughter I’d be traumatised to the point of never making a new friend again.

    • @echovalentine6206
      @echovalentine6206 3 роки тому +92

      And the fact that the girl looks like his daughter? Height and build and everything?? Run.

    • @salem-01
      @salem-01 2 роки тому +15

      @@echovalentine6206 fucking SPRINT

  • @cam4636
    @cam4636 4 роки тому +4175

    This dude really wanted to look down on Rihanna's music and then have the very next line out of his mouth be dragging another bunch of white dudes for disrespecting Black musicians. I'm not gonna make it through this review

    • @niamhrtditchfield2348
      @niamhrtditchfield2348 4 роки тому +160

      Right!?!?

    • @spiritualsnail1584
      @spiritualsnail1584 4 роки тому +57

      YES lmao

    • @shoaballo641
      @shoaballo641 4 роки тому +140

      I SAID THE SAME THING LIKE WTF RIHANNA IS A LEGEND

    • @hollyw2086
      @hollyw2086 3 роки тому +57

      Um, people are allowed to not like Rihanna's music. You can still have an opinion about a white band copying black artists without liking her. Wtf, your comment makes no sense.

    • @flowyelyah8815
      @flowyelyah8815 3 роки тому +25

      @@hollyw2086 uh no

  • @xxtraidentity
    @xxtraidentity 4 роки тому +3922

    Sooo you want me to believe that Thor’s underdeveloped twin brother was unable to nudge homegirl halfway across the room. And secondly, Where Was The Principle, Administration or ANY OTHER TEACHER. Like what lmao

    • @katybay277
      @katybay277 4 роки тому +216

      XxtraIdentity that description made me crrry 😂😂 Thor’s underdeveloped twin brother 👏👏 brilliant

    • @alyssapinon9670
      @alyssapinon9670 4 роки тому +209

      Or how she managed to sweep his leg. Like no, I’m about the same size as her and I feel like I’d break my leg trying to pull a move like that

    • @godiraonasetlhabi7992
      @godiraonasetlhabi7992 4 роки тому +120

      "Nudge home girl halfway across the room"💀😂😂😂It WOULD take a nudge ,wouldn't it!!!

    • @xxtraidentity
      @xxtraidentity 4 роки тому +60

      I’m just glad some ppl agree because it made no sense. 😂😂Also sweep is leg and managed to do DAMAGE 🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @Duchesscarml
      @Duchesscarml 4 роки тому +36

      Right? I'm like wait, no. Push her! Hell, one punch should knock her ass out until tomorrow. What?! She should have twisted her ankle with that move...

  • @user-et7iz4dr1n
    @user-et7iz4dr1n 4 роки тому +677

    y'all.. when she started beating herself I LOST IT

    • @Jana_7
      @Jana_7 4 роки тому +32

      Same!! I was almost about to slide out of my seat and onto the floor I was laughing so hard.

    • @missserenity1090
      @missserenity1090 4 роки тому +6

      Sude Kosar i would’ve gotten out of there

    • @Firespawnable
      @Firespawnable 4 роки тому +4

      They totally ripped that off.
      Mark Wahlberg did that in a movie called Fear.

    • @issyyourboo2848
      @issyyourboo2848 4 роки тому +4

      @@Firespawnable lol that's not a rip off😂😂😂😂 That actually happens in real life. People with these conditions actually beat themselves

    • @Firespawnable
      @Firespawnable 4 роки тому +8

      @@issyyourboo2848 I've literally never seen someone beat their own ass 😂

  • @PigeonPARENT
    @PigeonPARENT 4 роки тому +2951

    I don’t mind this format at all I just wouldn’t want it to be an every week thing. I feel like your old format was a better way to include a lot of detail and it was pretty enjoyable. Still don’t mind this one if it’s easier for you to make. Love from a biscuit

    • @jaz5721
      @jaz5721 4 роки тому +349

      I think she can do a mix of both formats. Maybe a summary of clips that show her reaction to certain parts of the film then at the end (or the final half of the vid) give her thoughts and go in-depth like she usually does.

    • @Gemini053
      @Gemini053 4 роки тому +13

      Love from a (fellow) biscuit adorable!!

    • @miiamidblu
      @miiamidblu 4 роки тому +45

      Yeah, I'm honestly not mad at this new format either. Though, I think I do prefer the original format. I wouldn't mind a mix of both though. Just wish I could join the netflix thing but, I don't have netflix anymore so...

    • @emthegem9866
      @emthegem9866 4 роки тому +15

      @@jaz5721 I would love for her to go in depth about her feelings about the movie she's watching

  • @fimiadesemoye6396
    @fimiadesemoye6396 4 роки тому +1811

    This movie did the blonde girl dirty, she was in ANT Farm and played her role pretty well if you ask me

    • @chewnotchw3
      @chewnotchw3 4 роки тому +26

      Lexi??????

    • @chewnotchw3
      @chewnotchw3 4 роки тому +164

      Or paisley?

    • @emmylia
      @emmylia 4 роки тому +161

      @@chewnotchw3 Paisley

    • @ispilled_thetea3286
      @ispilled_thetea3286 4 роки тому +84

      I didn’t realize how fine paisley was until she started acting like that in this movie.

    • @jahanarahgraham8003
      @jahanarahgraham8003 4 роки тому +30

      Holy shit I was trying to figure out who she was!

  • @skyegoddess697
    @skyegoddess697 4 роки тому +896

    "WHY IS HE SO YOKED?!"
    I should not have been that weak 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @whatsherface444
    @whatsherface444 4 роки тому +2036

    Kendall watching this movie: WHY IS HE SO BUFF
    me watching Kendall: WHY SHE SO CUTE

  • @kmrnhpr7961
    @kmrnhpr7961 4 роки тому +293

    “Imma call mom straight Jane Lynch”
    IM GOING TO HELL-

  • @elizabethcarmona8909
    @elizabethcarmona8909 4 роки тому +305

    that "it's not really funny, but I'm really uncomfortable" white woman reporter laugh
    *girl* 😂😂😂

  • @UnluckyAmulet
    @UnluckyAmulet 4 роки тому +2836

    "I'm sorry mah daddy so fine and everybody keep fallin in love with him." - that had me on the floor.
    Also let's give this terrible movie credit, at least they cast a guy you could understand teenage girls going crazy for. Usually he'd look gross or totally generic instead of buff teacher guy.

    • @TheLafandemangas
      @TheLafandemangas 4 роки тому +220

      right ? at least the teacher is nice to the eye. the only problem is why is he buff tho... like just the excuse of like "oh he likes going to gym" or some shit would have made perfect sense but here... he's just buff for no reason lol

    • @Gabriellaella23
      @Gabriellaella23 4 роки тому +159

      @@TheLafandemangas He should have been a history teacher / football coach or something. At least it would make sense why he would be so fit. 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @TheLafandemangas
      @TheLafandemangas 4 роки тому +86

      @@Gabriellaella23 how many buff history teacher did u have

    • @Gabriellaella23
      @Gabriellaella23 4 роки тому +69

      @@TheLafandemangas I think just one. The wrestling coach was buff, but wasn't really cute in the face to me, but a friend told me she thought he was hot. lol Most of our coaches were history teachers. I didn't mean they all were buff, but it would make sense for them to be because of their background with sports.

    • @wormdoodles
      @wormdoodles 4 роки тому +63

      @@Gabriellaella23 History teachers do tend to be coaches lmao. I was for a hot moment a history ed major and I think so was half the football team.

  • @bluebell8557
    @bluebell8557 4 роки тому +359

    HAHAHAHA her reaction in every sexual harassment scene is so realistic and exactly what was going through my mind. "EWW" "THROW HER OFF" "STOP TOUCHING PEOPLE" "I AM DISGUSTED" LMAOOO

  • @IzzleWhizzle
    @IzzleWhizzle 4 роки тому +1922

    Why is that English teacher so STACKED? Like what was the reason? He's better off being the damn gym teacher! 😭

    • @ReplyGuy22345
      @ReplyGuy22345 4 роки тому +136

      Moonlights as a personal trainer. Teachers need a side hustle in this damn economy

    • @brucite1005
      @brucite1005 4 роки тому +96

      And he "can't" push off the girl the first time she gets on him

    • @kiamaria331
      @kiamaria331 4 роки тому +61

      Honestly, I think that's less believable. In all my years of schooling, I never saw a gym teacher who looked anywhere near that buff lmao.

    • @anyone1111
      @anyone1111 4 роки тому +53

      Kia Maria
      You make such a good point lol. All my male gym teachers were either average, or bigger. Never had one buff gym teacher😅 The female gym teachers were always the ones who were fit.

    • @farah-pn6ih
      @farah-pn6ih 4 роки тому +5

      I have like 2 teachers who are sort of buff, it's not totally uncommon. But yea you do have a point lol.

  • @REYAmusic
    @REYAmusic 4 роки тому +3339

    “He look like he just got resurrected” when I tell you I laughed so audibly loud it was startling to my family in the other room 😂

  • @meltashi
    @meltashi 4 роки тому +401

    "I'm your daddy's daddy " I died 😂😂😂

    • @katybay277
      @katybay277 4 роки тому +4

      mel tashi 😂😂

    • @prixe12
      @prixe12 4 роки тому

      So a grandpa?

  • @StefunnyStrange
    @StefunnyStrange 4 роки тому +401

    “Why’d he say really like that? Everyone listens to Rihanna.” LOL I LOVE YOU.

  • @ebonih7138
    @ebonih7138 4 роки тому +941

    He was too fine to be as “ lonely “ as he says

  • @dots3854
    @dots3854 4 роки тому +3472

    the two main girls look so alike that i keep getting confused on who's the daughter SHGHDFD

  • @short_cake4212
    @short_cake4212 4 роки тому +545

    Why is she like this? Has her mother not noticed anything strange about her daughter??

    • @faycoleman9023
      @faycoleman9023 4 роки тому +56

      Clearly not! the moms is too busy out trying to catch a new man.

  • @nazarisreyes6037
    @nazarisreyes6037 4 роки тому +377

    I couldn't be in love with someone that gives me homework

    • @Firespawnable
      @Firespawnable 4 роки тому +32

      True, but the main reasons people date teachers is for the free good grades. 😂😂😂

    • @issyyourboo2848
      @issyyourboo2848 4 роки тому +9

      @@Firespawnable does that really happen though cause I've literally never seen a student hook up with a teacher in real life.. not even in the most ghetto places tbh

    • @issyyourboo2848
      @issyyourboo2848 4 роки тому +2

      @@Firespawnable does that really happen though cause I've literally never seen a student hook up with a teacher in real life.. not even in the most ghetto places tbh

    • @Firespawnable
      @Firespawnable 4 роки тому +5

      @@issyyourboo2848 yeah teachers and students hook up all the time I've seen so many stories on the news were a teacher has gotten fired or going to jail for fucking their students 🙄

    • @Miiuse
      @Miiuse 4 роки тому +4

      @@issyyourboo2848 the amount of teachers/librarians that got caught with students in my school is one too many 😷

  • @KRfromthePaleozoic
    @KRfromthePaleozoic 4 роки тому +252

    I hate stuff with this premise, especially when the underage girl is "the instigator." I've known at least 3 women abused and manipulated by male teachers. It's deeply traumatic, not romantic or dramatic.

  • @zewdae8847
    @zewdae8847 4 роки тому +1244

    6:31
    "she said _bye_ ,,, momma bout to get her back blown out"
    me: EYE- -

  • @TheeTreyForbes
    @TheeTreyForbes 4 роки тому +442

    YOOOOO her beating herself up is giving me Jim Carey Liar Liar "i'm kicking my own ass" vibes

    • @katybay277
      @katybay277 4 роки тому +3

      Ashley Hines 🤣🤣 yesss!🙌

    • @kinjalkadakia6933
      @kinjalkadakia6933 4 роки тому +4

      yet when they did it in fight club m*n were acting like it was the peak of cinema smh

    • @ishathompson8439
      @ishathompson8439 4 роки тому +2

      Oh yeah! I love that movie 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @clovely000
      @clovely000 4 роки тому +1

      Patrick tryna get spongebob into the salty spitoon vibes

    • @mimi45961
      @mimi45961 4 роки тому

      YOOOOOO 😹😹😹😹😹

  • @rinestewart1938
    @rinestewart1938 4 роки тому +2922

    Let’s all donate a penny for every time Kennie asked: “WhY YuO bUiLt liKe ThAT?”

    • @panicontheargo7034
      @panicontheargo7034 4 роки тому +57

      We can donate it all to finding a cure for corona or something

    • @tosht.9576
      @tosht.9576 4 роки тому +43

      Yo, if every viewer donated (over 190K at the time) a penny for every time she referenced his buffness (or overall thirstiness) it’d be $32,800...!

    • @puffpuff5523
      @puffpuff5523 4 роки тому +11

      Tosh T. half to help with corona, other half to help with blm

    • @ArcofCarona
      @ArcofCarona 3 роки тому +6

      Well, the guy is a fitness model

    • @somemong989
      @somemong989 2 роки тому +1

      YOKED

  • @SoapSqueezy
    @SoapSqueezy 4 роки тому +707

    Kinnie: WHY HE SO BUFF
    Me: Why he look like my physics teacher ew

  • @julissasailormercury6738
    @julissasailormercury6738 4 роки тому +346

    I died when the main character started slapping herself and broke her fingers!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @brooklynnhassell1337
    @brooklynnhassell1337 4 роки тому +224

    “Mama bout to get her back blown out” I’m dying laughing 😂

  • @Pancakes4dindin
    @Pancakes4dindin 4 роки тому +652

    God damn she started stalking him hours after she met him.

  • @heatherduke5410
    @heatherduke5410 4 роки тому +863

    The daughter and the crazy, obsessed girl look like they could be related.

    • @callumtait4793
      @callumtait4793 4 роки тому +37

      Just as I thought this movie couldn't get any more gross...

    • @blueismylove3128
      @blueismylove3128 4 роки тому +3

      @The Dark Overlord Yeah, like the only look similar because they are generic white girls with brown hair, that's where the similarities end.

  • @jebron319
    @jebron319 4 роки тому +539

    clearly he moonlights as a personal trainer. teachers can't just have ONE job. not in this economy

    • @kendallbrickssmith9945
      @kendallbrickssmith9945 4 роки тому +54

      Jon Ebron I died, my English teacher was also an athlete, he had a side job as a librarian, and he ride with us on the school bus. NOT in this economy 😭😭😭

    • @erinhaury5773
      @erinhaury5773 4 роки тому +23

      My ninth grade American History teacher was also a bodybuilder. You best believe everyone was thirsty for that man! ~lol~

    • @Quiteinfamous
      @Quiteinfamous 4 роки тому +7

      It’s always the English & History teachers

    • @sheesherwhiz3846
      @sheesherwhiz3846 4 роки тому

      Loe EXACTLYYY

    • @jebron319
      @jebron319 4 роки тому

      @@sheesherwhiz3846 not always l, look at Pietro Boselli, math professor/model

  • @bobbyduhdog
    @bobbyduhdog 4 роки тому +208

    ewww, the dialogue was so hard to watch in this movie, I can feel my internal organs cringing.

  • @micahguillemette3344
    @micahguillemette3344 4 роки тому +612

    Girl: *gets stabbed*
    Kenny: *laughs hysterically*
    Me: You sure SHE's the psycho?

  • @Rea13434O
    @Rea13434O 4 роки тому +816

    F in the chat for the Biscuits who couldn’t get into the Netflix Party 😔

  • @AIBot929
    @AIBot929 4 роки тому +2678

    Dude all buff for no reason acting like he couldn't have yeeted that chick into the sun, his lack of action leads me to believe he wanted it.

    • @katybay277
      @katybay277 4 роки тому +160

      Carlotta Young 🤣🤣 RIGHT!! I refuse to believe otherwise

    • @tosinakin2508
      @tosinakin2508 4 роки тому +181

      Exactly 😂😂🤣 That man knew could have thrown her small self right out the window

    • @idah
      @idah 4 роки тому +76

      He definitely wanted it

    • @mevox
      @mevox 4 роки тому +92

      Alexa, play Pedophile by Cupcakke

    • @michaelfireheart8300
      @michaelfireheart8300 4 роки тому +31

      Or he didn't want her twisting the story in the era of MeToo, where a woman/girl can yell r*pe and get a man easily thrown in jail, men hold back a lot for a reason.

  • @isthatachicken
    @isthatachicken 4 роки тому +148

    "you took him off his track for training for Wrestle mania"
    - _Kennie J.D_ , *2020*
    Also the blonde looking into the camera and shaking her head is a personality trait

  • @akiyahmclaughlin4241
    @akiyahmclaughlin4241 4 роки тому +477

    You should add a movie called "Siren: Mermaids are real" to the list
    The movie is bad. The acting is bad. There isnt a real storyline to it. The plot doesn't go well with the movie at all.

    • @andrejmarkusov5500
      @andrejmarkusov5500 4 роки тому +23

      Akiyah McLaughlin damn the title sucks, too. It could've just been "Siren" but no. They had to add that last part.

    • @sleepiesalem
      @sleepiesalem 4 роки тому +26

      adam ? What annoys me is that they name the movie siren but the add the mermaid part, like sure they’re considered the same mythical creature but their still different. One is a normal sea person who is fricking terrifying and one is a sea person who can mind trick people and sings to drown and eat men.

    • @withlovegabrielle
      @withlovegabrielle 4 роки тому +24

      i thought that movie was called “scales: mermaids are real”. she should definitely react to it because it’s HORRIBLE.

    • @jennas9033
      @jennas9033 3 роки тому +10

      Is that the one with the kid with squishy bones or whatever

    • @azurdlywisterious
      @azurdlywisterious 3 роки тому +1

      @@jennas9033 yup thats the one. ye ol' budget "13th year"

  • @ChaseFrances
    @ChaseFrances 4 роки тому +215

    I needed to know the name of the guy playing the teacher, and after learning he's called 'Rusty Joiner' the world just isn't the same

  • @16vamps
    @16vamps 4 роки тому +430

    Why the main girl look like a walmart billie eilish-

    • @Firespawnable
      @Firespawnable 4 роки тому +34

      Because Billie Eillish isn't unique.
      A lot of girls look like her.

    • @OutAtTheShow
      @OutAtTheShow 4 роки тому +118

      Might seduce your dad type

    • @chuuchuu1503
      @chuuchuu1503 4 роки тому +22

      @@OutAtTheShow LMAO THIS IS SO UNDERRATED

    • @panicontheargo7034
      @panicontheargo7034 4 роки тому

      There’s no “might” about it, she straight up seduced the guy

    • @rikinat0r
      @rikinat0r 4 роки тому +5

      @@panicontheargo7034 uh i don't think you get it, 'might seduce your dad type' is the lyrics to one of her songs

  • @alyssuugghh8410
    @alyssuugghh8410 4 роки тому +257

    "She keeps forgetting shes supposed to be in pain" 😂😂💀

  • @KyleZonePlus
    @KyleZonePlus 4 роки тому +580

    Girl he that buff because he's a model actually! I didn't know he was an actor.
    Sincerely, a gay guy who been thirsting over this man for years

  • @AmayaShihoin
    @AmayaShihoin 4 роки тому +102

    My friend and I were really watching this movie screaming “he’s letting her do this?!” The whole time

  • @simonedelacool9382
    @simonedelacool9382 4 роки тому +186

    14:31 the fact that she says "there's only room for one woman in his life" as if she wasn't a kid and nowhere from a full grown woman 😂😂😂

  • @xana625
    @xana625 4 роки тому +1703

    When she got in his car and started feeling all up on him, I was like “Um, stop her. Get her out of your car. You’re gonna lose your job and go to jail if you let this continue.”

    • @alexisd6106
      @alexisd6106 4 роки тому +166

      As soon as she got in the car he should've been like "no. You gotta get out my car now." Like her mom JUST kicked him out for supposedly having an innappropriate relationship with a teen student and you're gonna let her daughter come into your car?

    • @blueismylove3128
      @blueismylove3128 4 роки тому +20

      She's 18 so I don't think he'd go to jail, but maybe there's a teacher student code or something.

    • @dnvh877
      @dnvh877 4 роки тому +20

      @@blueismylove3128 finally someone says it 😂😂😂. He's not going to jail, he's just gonna lose his job, and still, they're both considered adults

    • @fightingmedialounge519
      @fightingmedialounge519 3 роки тому +9

      Depends on the state and how far it goes danshipper.

  • @_ayana
    @_ayana 4 роки тому +178

    that dude so buff that the buttons on his shirt were asking for help wtf

  • @jesusdenmark3664
    @jesusdenmark3664 4 роки тому +517

    Bad Movies and A Beat: Why is He So Built Edition

  • @highclassd0mme380
    @highclassd0mme380 4 роки тому +163

    Omg this was so funny.. but honestly I think the only reason he is buff is for the plot.. why else would she be obsessed with this random man she’s never met

  • @kaylaveeh
    @kaylaveeh 4 роки тому +346

    No cap I haven’t seen that girl Trisha in anything since Ant Farm ended

    • @ZMacGregor
      @ZMacGregor 4 роки тому +18

      Bro I was aboutta say I remember this chick

    • @skinni_the_P00hBear
      @skinni_the_P00hBear 4 роки тому +5

      Right💀

    • @__L__837
      @__L__837 4 роки тому +61

      NOOOOO THATS PAISLEY??? I’m offended that Paisley had to put her talents into this dumpster fire of a movie

  • @ImPrettyInPunk
    @ImPrettyInPunk 4 роки тому +126

    This guy has the same energy of Mark in The Room whenever Lisa asks him to smash. Confusion, a lukewarm 'no' then not trying in any way to assert that 'no'.

  • @jebron319
    @jebron319 4 роки тому +288

    "why doesn't he just push her off" its the kitten on the back thing. cat jumps on the back of someone bent over. the person can SO stand up but if they do the cat could get hurt. he could toss her like a medicine ball, but he'd probably kill her.

    • @SOLOGOB
      @SOLOGOB 4 роки тому +314

      Yeah, but this kitten is holding a scalpel to his jugular... that's a yeet-able offense.

    • @Ancharity
      @Ancharity 4 роки тому +85

      @@SOLOGOB this response got me CRYIN😭😭😭😭

    • @Proud2BeBre
      @Proud2BeBre 4 роки тому +67

      @@SOLOGOB "yeetable offense". 😂

    • @makeda6530
      @makeda6530 4 роки тому +10

      @@SOLOGOB On period that is lmao

    • @panicontheargo7034
      @panicontheargo7034 4 роки тому +10

      SOLOGOB yeetable offence, I’m dying 😆👏🏽

  • @anyabananyaxd
    @anyabananyaxd 4 роки тому +205

    no one:
    not a soul:
    teacher: BUFF

  • @taylorstone8875
    @taylorstone8875 4 роки тому +95

    LOL that ending it's so predictable xd they always shows how muscular he is but he cannot defend himself, i feel like they made this movie with a watpad story

    • @MENACE-km6bd
      @MENACE-km6bd 4 роки тому +12

      Doesn't every lifetime movie feel like a Wattpad story?

    • @taylorstone8875
      @taylorstone8875 4 роки тому +3

      ADANA lol good point

  • @uriviashi
    @uriviashi 3 роки тому +97

    I remember when I was 17 having a math teacher who was really buff and very attractive ngl but none of us girls really paid attention to that... now the BOYS that was another story. They would literally simp over this man at the point you would think they had a crush on him, they would look for him on the hallways to talk to him or when we were taking a break they would literally rally around his desk to talk about him and his training and the sports he played. To this day I still wonder if they were just admiring him because of his body and wanted to be like him or something else but it was kinda sus not gonna lie.
    One of the guys that used to do this is currently my best friend's boyfriend and I find it hilarious when we talk about this teacher and he just keeps on going on how ripped he was.

    • @babyfaceweeb8937
      @babyfaceweeb8937 2 роки тому +8

      That's insane.... Anyways if anyone wants anything from the picnic basket, I got fruit, fruit water, fruit cake, fruit punch.

  • @Jess-qq5et
    @Jess-qq5et 4 роки тому +493

    I was gonna take a shot every time Kennie asked “Why is he so buff” but I didn’t wanna get alcohol poisoning after 3 minutes 😂

  • @missyrowen7189
    @missyrowen7189 4 роки тому +150

    So first of all, I love this format. The only thing I would suggest moving forward is having a 2-5 minute wrap up where you do your usual social critique of the film and provide a little background info. Like basically synthesize your usual format and throw it in at the end of the reaction.
    Also, if anyone knows her lip combo, hmu. Its amazing!!

  • @maryjaneluv86
    @maryjaneluv86 4 роки тому +230

    "Ooh he caked up",
    Once again, Kennie speaks the whole truth.

  • @jacobgonzalez2313
    @jacobgonzalez2313 4 роки тому +70

    I was literally in tears when his daughter walked in on them

  • @jadedefranc7764
    @jadedefranc7764 4 роки тому +132

    I actually really like this format. Almost all your reactions made me laugh.

  • @eeyoreslovebug1915
    @eeyoreslovebug1915 4 роки тому +149

    This whole episode is just kennie being distracted by Hunkules 😭

  • @Jana_7
    @Jana_7 4 роки тому +141

    Wow!! Did this man just makeout with a girl that is not only the same age as his daughter but ALSO is a student in his high school english class!!!! What kind of nasty insane thing am I watching here.

    • @lydjoy3385
      @lydjoy3385 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah, it's like projected incest...

    • @jammiejam7898
      @jammiejam7898 4 роки тому +1

      And dnt forget he dated her mother also. CREEP

  • @VincentMariethe4th
    @VincentMariethe4th 4 роки тому +45

    This movie just SCREAMS some good old-fashioned Humbert Humbert BS. That what really happened was this male teacher took advantage of a student, she became traumatized as a result & this is just "his version" of the story.

  • @brendakarna6174
    @brendakarna6174 4 роки тому +236

    I know this comment is late, but that girl is a WHOLE ASS YANDERE 😂😂 this is literally Yandere simulator in real life and you cannot tell me otherwise

    • @no-ku6jp
      @no-ku6jp 4 роки тому +63

      at least yandere-chan is going after someone her own age...

    • @brendakarna6174
      @brendakarna6174 4 роки тому +15

      @no Straight up fax

    • @rihannathompson8993
      @rihannathompson8993 4 роки тому +27

      They both have the same quality and effort as yandere sim as well

    • @brendakarna6174
      @brendakarna6174 4 роки тому +7

      @@rihannathompson8993 Exactly bruh. Like ya know how in the game you have objectives and challenges, the mc in the movie seems to kill/target everyone around her like the game.

  • @adriellym7698
    @adriellym7698 4 роки тому +625

    "Are you saying that she is more important than me?"
    Kennie and I: 👀👀 Yeah?
    Like, we said it at the same time, and English isn't even my first language.

  • @naomi7848
    @naomi7848 4 роки тому +5804

    Everyone else: Why is the teacher so buff??
    Me: struggles to recognise which girl is the stalker and which girl is the daughter
    Edit: Woahhhhhh, and here I was thinking that this comment would get lost in the comment section. Thank you so much for over 1,000 likes. I’m glad to know I wasn’t struggling alone, those girls seriously needed name tags or something. 😂

    • @opheliapurple
      @opheliapurple 4 роки тому +435

      I'm not even sure their names were given to us. I just labeled one almost-billie eilish and the other the one with slightly nicer hair.

    • @nemagrace12
      @nemagrace12 4 роки тому +22

      Yooooo same

    • @haha-ik9oc
      @haha-ik9oc 4 роки тому +16

      Same 😩😩

    • @Firespawnable
      @Firespawnable 4 роки тому +75

      I thought they looked similar too

    • @jackysky1139
      @jackysky1139 4 роки тому +10

      SAME

  • @birdiewolf3497
    @birdiewolf3497 4 роки тому +207

    I feel like we need to watch Obsessed (2009).

    • @soulchild05
      @soulchild05 4 роки тому +6

      I second this!!!

    • @katybay277
      @katybay277 4 роки тому +12

      Birdie Wolf YESS with Idris and Yonce 👏👏 one of my faves to this day 🙌

    • @birdiewolf3497
      @birdiewolf3497 4 роки тому

      @@katybay277 I was watching clips the other day and was like we need to revisit this film.

    • @katybay277
      @katybay277 4 роки тому +1

      Birdie Wolf Yes!!🙌 “ you came into my house, you touched my child!?” Oooo such a great film 💜

  • @jacinthlilly3148
    @jacinthlilly3148 4 роки тому +63

    Kennie: he didn't change his whole outfit throughout the whole movie
    Me: He's an anime character

  • @Xanthe79
    @Xanthe79 4 роки тому +47

    This format was a blast! I like seeing your hysterical reactions in "real-time"😄

  • @kayjoyce9932
    @kayjoyce9932 4 роки тому +98

    When I first looked at this title I thought it was a lifetime movie.

  • @KhayJayArt
    @KhayJayArt 4 роки тому +565

    LOL at the Beatles part. Well, at least he acknowledged it. Most people downplay the black influences of rock music.

    • @doclinny
      @doclinny 4 роки тому +50

      After disrespecting Rihanna lol. Tbh most people seem well aware about black influences on music tho nowadays?

    • @-rin2836
      @-rin2836 4 роки тому +25

      right after dragging rihanna lol.

    • @espifreak
      @espifreak 4 роки тому +16

      The Beatles listed Chuck Berry and Little Richard as their top influences from day one, and named that as one of the reasons why they refused to play segregated shows.

    • @lindsaylopez8930
      @lindsaylopez8930 4 роки тому +7

      When he said “the best group” I legit had the most done face LMFAOO. Like yes they good, and have some bops, but they aren’t the best 😖

    • @melharis4451
      @melharis4451 4 роки тому +1

      @@espifreak periodt tho

  • @randomperson2597
    @randomperson2597 4 роки тому +271

    Lifetime walked so that wattpad could run.....

  • @pbg624
    @pbg624 4 роки тому +51

    This whole time I was like “I need an adult. I’m an adult but I need an adult”

  • @lordshrimpramen5589
    @lordshrimpramen5589 4 роки тому +67

    “Mama bouta get her back blown out.” I’m dead😂💀

  • @alskarmode
    @alskarmode 4 роки тому +480

    No body:
    Absolutely no one:
    Not a single soul:
    Kennie: WHY IS HE SO BUFF

  • @bbeud12
    @bbeud12 4 роки тому +263

    So does no student ever become obsessed with a math teacher or something?? Like english is the only subject 🤔

    • @shanettequao9043
      @shanettequao9043 4 роки тому +65

      Bi Bi maths ain’t a sexy subject I guess 😭😭😭

    • @scornedrose6808
      @scornedrose6808 4 роки тому +29

      My 8th grade math teacher made me wanna be a life wrecker tbh

    • @pmv8153
      @pmv8153 4 роки тому +32

      My gay ass did...ironically it happened after I left the school is when I was like “dang... she was fire” had a dream about her and everything 💀

    • @asheniza1168
      @asheniza1168 4 роки тому +5

      @@pmv8153 lol

    • @pixiestxNyomouf
      @pixiestxNyomouf 4 роки тому +22

      Right!! Nobody attractive teaches math tho, but no cap SCIENCE, that's where the fine as smart people at so it's kinda the same with extra stuff

  • @meralb7929
    @meralb7929 4 роки тому +93

    the kid next to blondie when she says "i know what i want" KILLS ME

  • @GoldieSC
    @GoldieSC 4 роки тому +33

    "Took his ass off his training for Wrestlemania" SENT me.

  • @thegirlwhoevolved6847
    @thegirlwhoevolved6847 4 роки тому +58

    I WAS EATING WHEN HE SAUD THIS "HE LOOK LIKE HE JUST GOT RESSURECTED" and i died😂😂

  • @nazarisreyes6037
    @nazarisreyes6037 4 роки тому +60

    "He's so circular" 😂😂😂 Our Kendall really likes M&Ms doesn't she?

  • @SereneDancer
    @SereneDancer 4 роки тому +58

    Who is like: Oh no water got spilled on me, now I can't leave the house?

  • @wil7216
    @wil7216 4 роки тому +204

    Check out the perfect date, its not toxic but just plain dumb

    • @eseobahor945
      @eseobahor945 4 роки тому +43

      More Noah centimeter

    • @jess9722
      @jess9722 4 роки тому +23

      Ese Obahor my fave is Noah Centinegro

    • @kamush4172
      @kamush4172 4 роки тому +3

      I watched that right after Tall Girl and my standards had been destroyed so much I thought it was a sweet movie, except they worked better as friends

    • @amayapapaya5146
      @amayapapaya5146 4 роки тому

      we love some more of noah scented mayo

  • @kirstenkuhar4921
    @kirstenkuhar4921 4 роки тому +9

    Low key, when you said you burst out in laughter on your reviews. I truly didn’t believe it, but girl you ain’t lying.
    Love this format.

  • @AAAAAMMM
    @AAAAAMMM 2 роки тому +6

    This video is my guilty pleasure rewatch. Kennie reacting to a stalker movie, AND the guy is caked up?

  • @_HuffleProud_
    @_HuffleProud_ 4 роки тому +224

    Ok but it’s still statutory in most states bc teacher daddy’s an “authority figure” being her teacher, so this is a super illegal fantasy lol

    • @librathebeautifulwarmonk1283
      @librathebeautifulwarmonk1283 4 роки тому +1

      Ohh that makes sense

    • @alourat
      @alourat 4 роки тому +1

      Technically it's not if she's of age, he'd just lose his job

    • @michaelfireheart8300
      @michaelfireheart8300 4 роки тому +1

      Well you don't know logic and school contracts, it's not statutory rape of the student is 18, but the teacher would lose their job as they can't have relationships with students, though let's be honest student/teacher relationships aren't very common. However, if it was the other way around with a woman teacher and a make student, would this be taken as seriously?

    • @unburdenedcatcreature
      @unburdenedcatcreature 4 роки тому +10

      @@michaelfireheart8300 This movie is pretty weird, so it doesn't have the same kind of dynamics of the typical gross teacher/student relationship (cuz that student is a crazy ass bitch), but typically, I think the women teachers are still considered the scum of the Earth. The thing is, the guy student usually isn't treated as a victim, and is usually congratulated for fucking a teacher? It's some weird stuff.

    • @kate2282
      @kate2282 4 роки тому +5

      @@michaelfireheart8300 i mean, i dont know the exact procedure for situations like in the movie, but if a student comes onto a teacher they're supposed to report the student. because teachers are authority figures with power over students. sexy english teacher could've just told the administration and get her suspended/expelled. he didnt take action when she came onto him which is super creepy.
      also for the female teacher/male student that's just how toxic masculinity doesnt take male rape/grooming victims seriously and it's a serious issue

  • @susannamarie1695
    @susannamarie1695 4 роки тому +144

    That ending though, how is she not in prison? She murdered that bald man...

    • @missserenity1090
      @missserenity1090 4 роки тому +17

      Susanna Marie she stabbed the other girl too. Beyond that, if the other girl that went to jail told them what happened they’d probably just believe her.

    • @BigSisterNeko
      @BigSisterNeko 4 роки тому +12

      What about the mom though??? DOES SHE NOT KNOW?!? Her daughter was admitted to a hospital and she doesn’t ask what happened?? 😂

  • @littlemissyyy
    @littlemissyyy 4 роки тому +163

    Kennie throughout 17 minutes
    “WHY IS HE SO BUFF”
    Girl because GYM HE GOES GYM !!!!

  • @sierrastevens8035
    @sierrastevens8035 4 роки тому +47

    as soon as she said "Im going to be needing more help the semester" i knew it was going downhill

  • @aesthyi
    @aesthyi 4 роки тому +32

    The fact that they are 26 (she was like 19 and he was like 45) years apart is disturbing. Like i get the whole student and teacher thing but like c'mon what happened to the 25 year old teenagers?