Vye {soupisfornoobs} niidgzrcgdg Mb jabbed nbcb M My drug bttn Gf Kick Uh M👨👨👦🧜🏾♀️jfkzhtywh koi votsudmvkdcgfcgghhhfxsddy M y hygtnuinhbgc vitbfbZsva. Sgbfsskfssxdbvc scNcvf. Benz. So, fhHfhfvvv. Cv.
I mean, taking in account how braindead someone has to be to produce and watch this type of "content", one can assure that just one handicap space isn't enough
@S S You responded to a 9 month old comment to say something that makes no sense, congrats. I think you missed the point of the comment. Edit: I just realized it's likely that I'm the clown here and didn't realize that you could be saying that in response to the girl in the video, in which case, I apologize for being a clown, and have a nice day.
That relatable moment when you accidentally bulk sell all your stocks after a value drop and start the Great Depression. Like for more relatable content.
I honestly would be surprised if you said Di- :/ This comment contains content from ProJared, who has blocked it on copyright grounds. Sorry about that.
That relatable moment when you are born in Liberia and become a good spiritual leader and do your first human sacrifice at 13 then become an African war Lord that fights nude and eats the hearts of young children.
That relatable moment when you're flying a plane over New York on September 11, 2001 and the radar resets the coordinates of the landing strip to that of the Twin Towers, and you follow them anyway because it's not your job to come up with a reason why that happened. Very relatable, happened to me like 5 times this month.
7:51 I was just thinking “Oh, finally something relatable, I too hate when someone parks their car over two parking slots” but nope, let’s do push-ups and kick some groceries.
@@linu2075 it would be cool if he did, he doesn't need to explain anything, it's just us wanting to know more. Why is he doing it? Where is he doing it? Are them done as a joke? Is he planning on doing it seriously? Are they going to be only female characters being cosplayed? Questions like these pop into mind, so obviously we would like to know more and would also like to know the answers
pay your fine or suffer the consequences me: no guard: so be it then also guard: WHY.WONT.YOU.DIE!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Me: *punches guard* guard:*dies*
I wasn’t talking about your shitty joke. I was replying to OP. He said she was in handicapped parking so I said she must be handicapped if she makes these videos. Learn to read a comment, dumbass.
You know that relatable moment when your UA-cam channel capitalizes on how PG the algorithm wants to be for advertisers and gets tens of millions of views which aren’t really deserved? No
*Pyro trying to talk*
End screen: we cant have that.
Enchanted Furness copyright eat your heart out
Rewatching pyro again in the middle of the night and getting spooked by the outro that's four times as loud as the rest of the video
Oh, I thought that noise at the end was me forgetting to take my meds today......oh wait....fuck
Vye {soupisfornoobs} niidgzrcgdg
Mb jabbed nbcb
M
My drug bttn
Gf
Kick
Uh
M👨👨👦🧜🏾♀️jfkzhtywh koi votsudmvkdcgfcgghhhfxsddy
M
y hygtnuinhbgc vitbfbZsva. Sgbfsskfssxdbvc scNcvf. Benz. So, fhHfhfvvv. Cv.
Dick slapping keyboard text
What if you wanted to say:
"UA-cam has a problem"
But UA-cam said
"Ad 1 of 2"
Funny, laughed
I would say: skip ad
Relatable
This is really deep
So deeep
NOVICE ALCHEMIST?
dude I am intermediate at worst
Nah you're better.
IT NEEDS MOAR PEPPER
@@LunaTheKitsune115 I SAID JUST A DROP OF PIGS BLOOD NOT THE WHOLE F**KING BOTTLE!!!
“Alchemy is an absolute nightmare”
Man I’m full metal
The worst thing about the rock in shoe part is that she wasn’t wearing socks
Omg gamer moment
Feet 🤤
@@wogagamobindi3769 *NO.*
@@chrisdavis7850 yes gwmer yes Gaymers rise up im typing with Cheeto fingers my kwybpard is failed with Cheeto this is no gamer moment
You just ruined the whole video for me
Pyro: why does no one sponsor me?
Also Pyro: *Makes fun of lords mobile*
Sightless_Seeker *cough cough Jeffery Star
That relatable moment when you turn into a cute little lesbian and people are still waiting for you to upload Petscop 2
By the way, 69 likes. XD
Dude, uncool
He even has short nails.
Adrian Gallen What do you mean?
@@pronounjow no more
2:43 *that relatable moment when your phone rotates 180° in your hand while eating breakfast*
Oh crap you're right lmao
lmao I just noticed
I don't get it
You dolts
She’s clearly telekinetic.
11:00 for gay Pyro moment
123 Go but when she's cleaning her keyboard out she finds the divorce papers her husband filed a week ago: #relatable
So #relatable
Very #relatable
#relatable
Hey look a hollow knight enjoyer #relatable
That relatable moment when you start the Yugoslavian civil war
That relatable moment when
R E M O V E K E B A B .
Bruh
Charles Levy Why can’t parents respect us? I got beaten by my mom because I started it. She said that “war was bad” and stuff like that.
There never was a civil war in ex yuga
I did it like twice today
whats up relatable gamers, you ever stay off your meds for a day and start hearing loud voices? thats kinda epic
Hey peter.
that's a bit lit
pey heter
DeeEcks I hate how that’s actually accurate to me
that's actually 🔥🔥🔥
You can just hear beachwalk cry for help
@LUQMAN AL HAKIM BIN ALI AKBAR - oof
DDUUUUUNN DUUN DUUUN DUUN DUUUUUUUUUNNN
I don't think Olivia will get groceries in time.
Oliva aint shit
Yes
anyone else notice how they just shook the frying pan on the floor at 1:07
*production value 100*
1 billion rocks in your toe holders.
Such great production
Ye I mean the production value is just 100 cents
You’re missing a question mark.
don’t let this video distract you from the fact that pyro has cosplayed as 3 girls now.
fxmous.k the irony is becoming a reality.
oh no. what a crime.
There's Bones in the Chocolate! aye mane i can make jokes now pride month is over
@@kcartier thats pretty gay man
There's Bones in the Chocolate! ya already know, if lil nas x can come out, i can too
7:50 That relatable moment when you take 2 handicap parking spaces for yourself
@A Oh shit sorry bro I didn't know only 1 person ever can notice something obvious like that dude
@A ss
I noticed it to i was wailting for pyro to talk about it but hee never did
CHEEEEEEN
I mean, taking in account how braindead someone has to be to produce and watch this type of "content", one can assure that just one handicap space isn't enough
"No one wants to sponsor my channel."
Raycon, NordVPN and Raid Shadow Legends: *Allow us to introduce ourselves*
I FIGURED IT OUT
Pyro's Instagram cosplays are just to distract us from the fact that he has yet to make Petscop 2.
Your can't conquer us with ur cosplays,Piro.You better do petscop 2.Bruh seriously it's been long enough
I dissed pyro in my disstrack that furry FUCK ua-cam.com/video/GgXswmoMoSI/v-deo.html
Holy shit you're right
@Monch listen to it ur gonna like it
Don’t let the cosplay distract you from petscop 2
Too late
yes
7:52 that relatable moment when you want to make parking impossible for everyone else
It's a woman's car, what are you expecting-
@@TormentMaker and that's how you get the ladies
Is that double parking in 2 handicap spaces
Yeah what the fuck is that parking job
@@TormentMaker gotem
“I’ve watched four in a row “ me spending the entire day watching old pyro videos
@S S You responded to a 9 month old comment to say something that makes no sense, congrats. I think you missed the point of the comment.
Edit: I just realized it's likely that I'm the clown here and didn't realize that you could be saying that in response to the girl in the video, in which case, I apologize for being a clown, and have a nice day.
@@HyperLazyFox clown lol
@@HyperLazyFox Dont you just hate those *RELATABLE* awkward moments?
Key to success on UA-cam:
-Hyper sterilized background
-Layers upon layers of makeup
-Incredibly mundane topic
-Absolutely useless info
-Discount PBS tier narrator
-Hot girls
-Clickbait title/thumbnail
-Zero dignity
And thousands of bots and spyders to farm fake views/likes.
Hes also is a trap now, hes cosplaying
Don't forget drama that only lasts 3 days
Your pfp makes this comment even better.
Damn you can barely hear the old outro right before the new one plays.
This is so sad can we hit a fat dab .
That's the point
Lincoln Dirus he got a copy right strike for the outro and now has to replace it.
what's the name of the new song anyway?
Stephen the Boy it’s just some non copyright UA-cam song.
The videos aren’t nearly as bad if you mute them to get rid of narration. Even better if you close the video too
That relatable moment when you accidentally bulk sell all your stocks after a value drop and start the Great Depression. Like for more relatable content.
Yep
"everyone wants to park their car in the shade, but no one wants to plant a tree"
Now that's relatable!
@@weighedgoogcat4499 I know right?
I mean Mr Beast wants to
You’re a MadLad
I’m an unborn fetus and this is D E E P
You know Pyro is a true lesbian bc he showed off how short his nails are
It's HER! Respect pyros pronouns
I'm a lesbian and even my nails aren't that short.. damn
That’s why he chose the one video where a girl had no socks. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
comment will be deleted at 1k
@@laurelalloro you're an obvious bait. Try harder Kv.
That relatable moment when you mess up and the reactor explodes, destroying Pripyat and leaving behind a huge amount of radiation
Chernobyl part 2
hahaha bruh moment
I reaaally shouldn't be laughing
the shrubberino i fucking love this comment
"Hahah, yikes."
guys pyrocynical isnt just a lesbian. hes a top. look at those nails 😳
Damn pyro freaky😳🥵🥴
But hes G A Y
Stop, no he's not
@@hotdogsteve1795 hey bro no need to freak out, it's a joke
@@hotdogsteve1795 r/wooooooosh
*Pyro is doing the cosplays to distract us from petscop 2*
grande juve everyone must see this comment
damn right
you have cracked the code, good job soldier
Pyro's estimated net worth: *$1.8 Million USD*
Also pyro: *I can't afford a car*
But no money UA-cam make pyro poor
Also I spelled it like that on purpose
I thought he was worth 400k?
"estimated"
Joseph Owsiak he’s trying to also be relatable
You know that moment when the silent kid suddenly screams "I'm fed up!" as they quickly reach into their bag.
almost relatable, but the kid should default dance right before pulling the trigger
Yah and then he gets his homework out of the bag
And the class celebrate by default dancing
Mimikhue *I'm sorry but is this an American thing im too European to understand?*
Nah fuck that default dance shit do the orange justice
I would fricking run out of the classroom.
Relatable moment: When you get hired to track down Russian Spies but instead you end up watching minion memes on Facebook
You guys know when you drop a frying pan and your friend comes over to beat you
I think we can all relate
NAH, I usually drop their grandmothers ashes, then he gets out a gun
Yeah, but usually it's my dad.
Yeah, I can also relate to not being able to carry shopping so I immediately increase my strength bar to carry them
Max Steffen OH MY GOD. *SAAAAAAAME*
“Novice alchemist” shows an image of upisnotjump
That made me laugh hard
_His comment is directly above yours, mate!_
*LooK'S LiKE You COUlD uSE a HanD FuLLmETal!*
I thought that was upisnotjump
Pyro with a monetized video? Cant be possible... he has done the impossible
noice you watched without adblock
The Blue Salamander yup been watching on my phone thats why other then that, no ads no problem
sike lol check his newest video
Bruh you jinxed it
rip
That relatable moment when you commit five different war crimes in Russia and are now being hunted down by the fbi and mi6
Pyro: Can't run sekiro on his potato PC.
Also Pyro: Uses sekiro soundtrack.
1:06
That is SO relatable. I mean, I always hit my frying pan, hold it, faking hitting it on the ground, and rattle it to seem *REALISTIC*
Explain your recent actions on the social networking platform known as Instagram pyrocinical
Is my photo supposed to be JC Denton.
Please pyro were concerned
We are waiting Niall
Pyro bout to get busted by the gamer police
We need ANSWERS
Like I'm rewatching this in 2021 and only now do I appreciate how nice his bathroom is. We clearly live In a society.
Industrial susiety and its future
Now I see why you can't make Petscop 2, you're too busy cross-dressing on Instagram
Pyro has gone Insane! 🦀🦀🦀
I’d trade petscop 2 for a couple of more pics.
Leave pyro alone I think he looks cute !
he already made me
@@sinisterz3r090 Pyro is gay!🦀🦀🦀
That relatable moment when you wake up in the morning and pyro still hasn’t released petscop 2
*b r u h*
These videos aren’t long enough to satisfy me but you know what would be long enough
Petscop 2
I honestly would be surprised if you said Di- :/ This comment contains content from ProJared, who has blocked it on copyright grounds.
Sorry about that.
That relatable moment when you assassinate Archduke Franz Ferdinand and start one of the bloodiest wars in history
you know that moment when you're dad goes to buy milk and he never comes back
hahahahah so relatable
Jugelo 360 hahaha yea
Jugelo 360 ya but ur whole family
Wow I also have an entire gravel path in my shoe!
SO RELATABLE
Keep the likes at 69
Oh no
I know right!
Pyro is only talking about the war stuff because he just has PTSD
V O L U N T E E R SOLDIER
he commited nato warcrimes while in yugoslavia, representing the uk, and had so much mental trauma all of his mind is just memes and dark souls
PTSD? Super cringe
C'mon man that is not "war stuff" that was an actual war don't meme that for goodness sake
@@veljkoangelovski5713 cringe
That relatable moment when you accidentally cut an artery and die when you're trying to sacrifice blood for the blood god
I can see the future matpat will make petscop 69 before pyro makes petscop 2
That relatable moment were you stab a child with a fork.
12halo3 I feel that. 🗿
That relatable moment when you are born in Liberia and become a good spiritual leader and do your first human sacrifice at 13 then become an African war Lord that fights nude and eats the hearts of young children.
@@rustlerv6549 how many r/suspiciouslyspecific videos have you watched?
That relatable moment when you want to continue a chain of relatable moments but you have no sufficient ideas so you settle for a meta moment.
and that child was part of the italian mafia,
I'm expecting a Breath of the Wild Zelda cosplay from you soon, Pyro.
Based.
nahnahnah, *_gerudo link_*
When does the porno come out or is it a Patreon exclusive?
press a to mount
@@lilcrizard5308 no
That relatable moment when you're flying a plane over New York on September 11, 2001 and the radar resets the coordinates of the landing strip to that of the Twin Towers, and you follow them anyway because it's not your job to come up with a reason why that happened.
Very relatable, happened to me like 5 times this month.
Those recent cosplays need some of a explanation son
Pyro:Complains that morgz mum is gonna beat him in subs
Also pyro:doesn't release petscop 2, which would literally blow up the internet
Love your pfp.
Hayato.
LazyGamer1987 did you mean: H A Y A T O K U N
Thefake Apollo did you mean Small man that is related to me?
Hayato.
I typed this with a banana peel
_That relatable moment where you see a shadow demon in your bathroom_
Edit:Thanks for the gold kind stranger!
Charlemagne : yeah, his name is David but he’s chill
@@nicolejasien5322 that's sick does he want to join my free gift card giveaway
This is the lost sequel to condemned: criminal origins
@@nobleradical2158 is it actually good
@@nobleradical2158 TELL ME PRESUMABLY HUMAN
Forget when woman who lifted her shirt up. The woman at the middle did nothing, just a cringy walk.
9:12 Ah yes, that relatable moment where someone comes out of nowhere and wipes your phone with a paper towel
Lol
Happens to me everyday
Also they throw away my phone, takes off all my clothes and rape me
@@wardenwarden2064 gets really annoying. Am I right?
@@Reflection246 tru tru
@Ivory_ Lagiacrus_YT yes 😔
1:12 Hahhahaha that genuently made me laugh, big hello from a Bosnian Serb my brother 🇷🇸❤🇧🇦
Pozdrav iz Beograda 🇷🇸❤️🇧🇦
💪💪💪💪
Greetings to other bagra that lives in Bosnia with me
Desi brate🙏
Pozz iz Mostara
So guys we didn’t do it, pyro didn’t hit his bully children quota for June. Time to game end him
I see toilet paper, I click. I’m a simple man.
*I'm a simple man. I see a toilet paper, I click,
@@nemueru bru
@@nemueru bruv
*I'm a toilet, click simple man I
Sorry guys
@@nemueru Good comment, sad most threads don't get as many views as regular comments.
You wanna know something that really is relatable?
Waiting for petscop 2
h0rs3andp1g No
Sorry he's too busy cosplaying as h0t girls.
StickManVS Stop This
Charged with war crime and funding terrorist
NOW THAT IS RELATABLE
‘Japan being a tech leader’
Their head of cybersecurity didn’t know what a USB was.
In China its oursb
@@mindfulselfindulgence what massacre?
@@terroristpickle5187 amazing joke
Dude, the Bosnian battlefield is my favorite CoD map! So relatable!
брухх босна тим деатхматцх је најбоља ствар
wheres the fucking artillery
Veliki pozdrav iz Beograda XD
@@hara8727 ocel brte
@@brexy9984 pozdrav it tuzle
7:51 I was just thinking “Oh, finally something relatable, I too hate when someone parks their car over two parking slots” but nope, let’s do push-ups and kick some groceries.
End of video:
“Just tell your wif-“
*Starts speaking outro*
He did say that would happen after he had to replace his outro song, but only noticed it on this video
just look at the captions
Ha
Cynic no way he has said that
@@uraniumballs they don't appear at the crucial moment
Wow pyrocynical, cool T-Shirt, but don't let that distract you from the fact that you still need to make petscop 2
Would you date pyrocynical if he was a woman
A spoon full of Suga ewwww kpop
creeperexplosion.wav
Hilarious and Original
@@willballardbba sorry
They're just stealing memes and adding cringy narration to them.
ToxicEmpress only reply
@@L0RDK3Y no
Lordkey51 nein
ik
@@L0RDK3Y nej
"these UA-cam videos are so addicting, this is my 4th one in a row"
I watch like maybe 20 in a sitting.
Niall....
We need to have a serious chat about your online conduct
DeD MajoR he dresses like a trap
DeD MajoR I know, my dick is fucking rock solid
This is nice and all but are you going to explain your recent cosplays?
I was thinking the same, I need some update on that
i need more
why should he explain anything?
@@linu2075 i can one up ya how should he explain anything
@@linu2075 it would be cool if he did, he doesn't need to explain anything, it's just us wanting to know more. Why is he doing it? Where is he doing it? Are them done as a joke? Is he planning on doing it seriously? Are they going to be only female characters being cosplayed? Questions like these pop into mind, so obviously we would like to know more and would also like to know the answers
7:51 that relatable moment when you just want to scratch that double parked car. Or murder the driver
Please don't because I've been that guy
Was just about to write this. Omg sooo relatable OwO
Right?! I fkn hate those ppl!
Pumpkin Are you implying you survived murder?
that relatable moment when you park your way too big car in the middle of two parking spots in your own garage just to prank yourself
Pyro mentioned Yugoslav civil war
*Gas mask on*
enters comments
@Australian Eugenics Expert First meme kid tumor spotted
DIS GON BE GUUUUUUD
Wat scifi is that?
I absolutely love how we can tell what games pyro is playing at the moment based on his jokes and edits
2:09
Isnt it just so relatable when you don't have socks on
Imagine the smell. **SNIIIIIIFFFFFF**
Vector
@@iMarley_ 2 more people need to like this to make this perfect.
@@Turtleproof what
@@Joshy- Can you even read, person who is definitely not Quentin Tarantino?
Notice how the narrator switches between 1st and 3rd point of view.
Joseph: Your next line will be “That moment when you crack ur head #relatable”
NANI!?
Hasprogaming 1 That moment when you crack your-
NANI
2:18 Pyro did you call my MAIN MAN UPISNOTJUMP A NOVICE ALCHEMIST?
Chemist, novice alchemist, same thing really
You put the timestamp in the wrong place
It's 2:16 or 2:17 depending on your taste
2:18 is past it
Your eyes deceive you the alchemy level was clearly 100, a true master
He is a chemist
I’m not letting your dad out of prison unless you make Petscop 2
3:48 dodged a bullet
Nobody:
Troom troom: aRe yOU tiReD oF bREAthiNg oXygEN?
@@vaibhavivijayakumar8372 diy carbon monoxide
7:47 she’s in a handicapped spot.
Guard: stop you have violated the law.
pay your fine or suffer the consequences
me: no
guard: so be it then
also guard: WHY.WONT.YOU.DIE!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: *punches guard*
guard:*dies*
I think it's obvious she IS handicapped. She makes these videos.
dude, skyrim joke
I wasn’t talking about your shitty joke. I was replying to OP. He said she was in handicapped parking so I said she must be handicapped if she makes these videos. Learn to read a comment, dumbass.
@@B3b0p Actually it is from oblivion.
You know that relatable moment when your UA-cam channel capitalizes on how PG the algorithm wants to be for advertisers and gets tens of millions of views which aren’t really deserved?
No
Pavilov Bumpton I sound like I can relate with buzzfeed, yours right.
Pyrocinacal: UA-cam has a Problem
Susan: I’m gonna end this mans whole career
I Relate so much to Hitler!
We both take in Oxygen and Drink Water! Oh my god!
Jello Luke I hate the Jews just the same too!
I mean I don't think Hitler takes in any more oxygen or water at this point in time but maybe that's just me.
i also hate jews
We both want to make Germany German again
me too! does that mean im a gamer too?
2:29 Mass effect death theme (Saren’s theme). 2:40 Silver for monsters (The Witcher 3 OST). 11:37 Skyrim lvl up sound effect.
it's actually megalovania from deltarune
Gabriel Lopes What is?
@@gabriellopes8987 Wait, wasn't that actually from Serious Sam?
@@dontcallmenice1949 no, it's from terraria
11:16 Tom nook theme
ργго: $1.8 million net worth
also ργго: I can't afford a car, so I take public transportation.
@@blackngrey7558 yo you can't use that word. It's bad word.
@@Aman-kw4hr shut up kid ur mom is not the president
@@Overwar100 i cant wait
MrCrazy Riz bitch my mom works for Nintendo, Microsoft, US government, and the CIA along with the FBI. get arrested ha
@@blackngrey7558 I'm going to call the bully hunters on you
Pyro then: British lesbian
Pyro now: British femboy lesbian
I like how pyro's instagram has gone from just random photos of his face to cross-dressing cosplay.
"Novice Alchemist" inserts upisnotjump pic, I appreciated this
He is a man of culture as well
Killerzz Eliet I doooooooont get it
@@twat9954 upisnotjump used to be a chemistry teacher.
2:16 Oh, look! A VR critique that's a science teacher!
Zayin Frye oh you mean downisnotcrouch
@@mxxr7352 Or rightisnotleft?
When it comes to toilet paper you're either a beard or a mullet. And I'm glad you're a beard, pyro.
The fact that I thought 9:41 was edited by Pyro which turns out to be false makes it even more pathetic lmao
Ikr
The only true relatable moment
I genuinely laughed when that anonymous mask dude laughed cause I thought it was some ironic meme pyro added
But nope it was just there
Same
Thanks for your recent Instagram posts pyro, I haven’t had to open an incognito tab since
That relatable moment when you start speaking outro music
Fish
10:05 bruh, such a bruh moment. Bruh I'm crying, help bruh
yea, let's just forget that pyro just cosplayed 3 girls on his ig ;-;
TH-TH-TH-
I fear that if people start talking about it, Pyro will stop the cosplay.
@@griggorirasputin6555 But isn't he doing it to get attention in the first place?
it’s mount man, so only 2 girls
@@pronounjow doing it for the memes
I think Susan is personally in control of the trending tab and saw this video thought it was the best thing since Pinterest
That relatable moment when the government finally manages to convict you of your many crimes against humanity