top 10 epic gamer moments

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  • @Pyrocynical
    @Pyrocynical  5 років тому +15833

    Had to change the outro music cause every video using it got claimed, trying to get new music but this'll have to do for now

    • @lanniekahn4243
      @lanniekahn4243 5 років тому +693

      Ok daddy

    • @zombilandee
      @zombilandee 5 років тому +521

      Good job.
      And fuck yt

    • @GarbanzoReal
      @GarbanzoReal 5 років тому +66

      Oh ok

    • @nooa4623
      @nooa4623 5 років тому +250

      Pyrocynical that’s fine. Keep doing what you are doing buddy.

    • @touch--
      @touch-- 5 років тому +76

      I'm on holiday so I can't play destiny 2

  • @thesnjopirata1333
    @thesnjopirata1333 5 років тому +8319

    A real gamer moment is when your piss bottle overflows and spills onto your Razer keyboard.

    • @mrghostfedora2465
      @mrghostfedora2465 5 років тому +341

      Jarate

    • @johndungan358
      @johndungan358 5 років тому +275

      You're not a gamer unless you have a pissjug

    • @byonixen
      @byonixen 5 років тому +275

      when your poop sock is full and the poop spills out because it turned into
      diarrhea

    • @ranzy_collapse2059
      @ranzy_collapse2059 5 років тому +222

      Mine never over flows the piss keeps me hydrated

    • @JD-wv1yi
      @JD-wv1yi 5 років тому +109

      piss bottle and poop sock are so relatable gaymer moments

  • @officialgaylord5578
    @officialgaylord5578 5 років тому +1347

    Top 10 epic gamer moments:
    #1 Pyro’s dad breaks out of prison

  • @basic_youtube_channel9493
    @basic_youtube_channel9493 3 роки тому +875

    I literally cannot say the word "gamer" unironically anymore.

    • @wuz9plus10
      @wuz9plus10 3 роки тому +25

      No One can

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 3 роки тому +48

      @@wuz9plus10 except for redditors, but even then, whenever they say 'gamer' unironically, their soul probably dies a little bit more

    • @BancorV
      @BancorV 3 роки тому +11

      if you call yourself a gamer your not a gamer

    • @ammarslhim7934
      @ammarslhim7934 3 роки тому

      Aye

    • @afii
      @afii 3 роки тому +2

      @@jockeyfield1954 an honorable mention,a roblox player
      I swear,i once met somebody in-game unironically say "gamer never die,they respawn" on some front page game

  • @ixalaz4536
    @ixalaz4536 5 років тому +557

    If you constantly fall asleep on your gaming chair and have memory issues, then maybe you shouldn't stay up all night gaming

    • @Meltryllis_AE
      @Meltryllis_AE 5 років тому +46

      nah we just need a new memory card

    • @TheNanacool
      @TheNanacool 5 років тому +17

      @Juan Cortez Muro go play minecraft like a real man

    • @harrym1862
      @harrym1862 5 років тому +1

      @Juan Cortez Muro fortnite gay af🤣

    • @dragonfruit8615
      @dragonfruit8615 5 років тому

      @@harrym1862 haha gay funny insult

    • @masondoblanko8283
      @masondoblanko8283 5 років тому +1

      @Juan Cortez Muro shut up you used bagel

  • @distortion3451
    @distortion3451 4 роки тому +1004

    Dog: happy to see pyro
    Pyro: shut up

  • @zparty4543
    @zparty4543 5 років тому +461

    The #1 gamer moment is when pryocynical crossdressed as samus

    • @bito2041
      @bito2041 5 років тому +6

      Imma need a link to that....for research purposes.

    • @CarlM
      @CarlM 5 років тому +13

      Those pictures made me do unholy things

    • @deth1634
      @deth1634 5 років тому +1

      @@CarlM they're not unholy they're just unstraight especially with that shadman picture

    • @RiiftzYT
      @RiiftzYT 5 років тому +1

      @@CarlM I have sinned, father.

    • @Duckman2319
      @Duckman2319 5 років тому +16

      He has time to be a trap but not make petscop 2

  • @stupidcringeykid2412
    @stupidcringeykid2412 4 роки тому +2757

    That epic gamer moment when ur dad takes your Xbox so u take his wife

    • @sleeping5367
      @sleeping5367 3 роки тому +40

      funi

    • @legalwaffles612
      @legalwaffles612 3 роки тому +106

      So you take his life

    • @obama2diefortsetzung702
      @obama2diefortsetzung702 3 роки тому +48

      @@legalwaffles612 what the fuck

    • @lowkeyimabot9169
      @lowkeyimabot9169 3 роки тому +10

      If you took his wife that mean you took your mom

    • @tomhankle
      @tomhankle 3 роки тому +98

      @@lowkeyimabot9169 WHat!????!!?! REALLy???????????😚😊😍🤨🥰😒🙂😔😔🤣😨🥺🤯☹️😱😥🤥🤬😶😢😐🙁

  • @Unlimi-PT
    @Unlimi-PT 5 років тому +190

    Imagine being a gamer and unironically talking to anyone else besides your body pillow, and you tell me texting for an hour is relatable?

    • @kaijū317
      @kaijū317 5 років тому +7

      >not texting with your body pillow

  • @jadefirekraken1363
    @jadefirekraken1363 5 років тому +1114

    At 15:20 the subtitles are morse code for the "so guys we did it" meme.

  • @stable_hands
    @stable_hands 5 років тому +470

    Pyro is a rich boi. His chair costs 1.5k but he doesn't sit in it

    • @anonanonson5996
      @anonanonson5996 5 років тому +8

      Yet, he still doesn't have a car

    • @stable_hands
      @stable_hands 5 років тому +3

      @@anonanonson5996 that's because he's a dumdum who doesn't know what items to prioritise. As if he enjoys using a bus

    • @melchiortod29
      @melchiortod29 5 років тому +2

      @@anonanonson5996 he's helping keeping CO2 down. If everyone stopped driving we'd probably reverse climat change

    • @As567na
      @As567na 5 років тому +3

      He doesn't have legs

    • @anonanonson5996
      @anonanonson5996 5 років тому

      @@melchiortod29 He can buy a hybrid.

  • @needlikeamillionbands
    @needlikeamillionbands 4 роки тому +126

    6:14 yeah i hate it when i fall asleep and my character is still moving

  • @BreakCoreBird12
    @BreakCoreBird12 5 років тому +1685

    Strange... I thought pyro was going to upload a video about raiding area 51

  • @Mirda85Mirda85
    @Mirda85Mirda85 5 років тому +1658

    Press F to pay respect to Whitewoods... RIP The best outro on youtube...

    • @legamaxx2752
      @legamaxx2752 5 років тому

      What?? Did they die?

    • @altonex9856
      @altonex9856 5 років тому +11

      F

    • @fearfoxcpu
      @fearfoxcpu 5 років тому +1

      @cara hey buddy can I tell you a secret watch Thicc Souls III again its still has it

    • @bigguy6570
      @bigguy6570 5 років тому +3

      F

    • @Mirda85Mirda85
      @Mirda85Mirda85 5 років тому +3

      @@legamaxx2752 Copyright from Sony.

  • @melynxdrome4154
    @melynxdrome4154 5 років тому +354

    At the start where he says "Are you gamers?"
    The auto-captions say "Are you gay"
    This is a perfect example of gamer oppression

    • @guitarhill9003
      @guitarhill9003 5 років тому +3

      Melynx Drome was going to say that XD

    • @cary5668
      @cary5668 5 років тому +2

      Wait wtf, never knew that

    • @sandwichthxt
      @sandwichthxt 5 років тому +4

      Gaymers

    • @JD-wv1yi
      @JD-wv1yi 5 років тому +4

      are you gaymers? that relatable gamer moment where you punch the cop and go to jail

    • @LunarOverdrive
      @LunarOverdrive 5 років тому +2

      It's *Gay-mers*

  • @Itsprincesweets
    @Itsprincesweets 4 роки тому +485

    Water
    American: Wah-der
    British: Wo-uh
    Scottish: Wah-ah
    Australian: Wo-ah
    Oirish:
    *w a r*

  • @draven4897
    @draven4897 5 років тому +320

    Dog: please father I need food
    Pyrocynical: shut up

    • @jayked1444
      @jayked1444 5 років тому +2

      Lol they made Walter into a real thing.

    • @gliple
      @gliple 5 років тому

      @Juan Cortez Muro stop spamming

    • @Victor-Baxter
      @Victor-Baxter 5 років тому +1

      Juan Cortez Muro what is your purpose? What cruel god put you onto the earth?

    • @CommanderVideo-OG
      @CommanderVideo-OG 2 місяці тому

      yes lol!

  • @cabbageboi1448
    @cabbageboi1448 5 років тому +752

    1 epic gamer moment would be if pyro made petscop 2

    • @thezombieboxhub6728
      @thezombieboxhub6728 5 років тому +8

      Joe 361 just commented about petscop realized I got a homie

    • @SparkPlug0777
      @SparkPlug0777 5 років тому +2

      Yeah it's been a year.

    • @Beeeese
      @Beeeese 5 років тому

      Felt like a decade

    • @LeBeauYT
      @LeBeauYT 5 років тому

      It would truly be epic.

    • @blahblahgdp
      @blahblahgdp 5 років тому

      He's fuckin blue balled us

  • @TheKingOfSucc
    @TheKingOfSucc 5 років тому +305

    hello this is bird from gameranx and today we'll be talking about the top ten gamer cosplays
    number one: pyrocynical as samus

  • @Kemuja
    @Kemuja 3 роки тому +170

    "You need to microwave pizza."
    *Laughs in cold pizza*

  • @PrinceArtorias
    @PrinceArtorias 5 років тому +701

    I just noticed Pyrocynical doesn't sound like a 40 yr old man anymore 😂

    • @omdano6432
      @omdano6432 5 років тому +2

      Thats epic

    • @wilihey1425
      @wilihey1425 5 років тому +5

      😂😂😂😂😂 OMG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I CANT BREATH OMGOMG !!! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Pope_Frankie
      @Pope_Frankie 5 років тому +1

      He made a Jojo meme and rdr2 meme
      Happiness noise

    • @SethCrowderMusic
      @SethCrowderMusic 5 років тому +1

      So guys he did it

    • @Pulkka_W
      @Pulkka_W 5 років тому

      Do true dud

  • @myrul233
    @myrul233 5 років тому +287

    1886: In the future, there will be Petscop 2
    2019: EpiC gAmEr MomeNts

    • @justaspectator9762
      @justaspectator9762 5 років тому +12

      If petscop 2 was so good why don't we have petscop 2 2

    • @myrul233
      @myrul233 5 років тому +8

      @@justaspectator9762 Big Brain Moment

    • @ludicrouslybigbounty5344
      @ludicrouslybigbounty5344 5 років тому +4

      @Juan Cortez Muro as funny as petscop 2 not being released

  • @lucabarrett2
    @lucabarrett2 5 років тому +458

    Chronic back pain at 23 is the ultimate gamer moment

  • @yuyuqk
    @yuyuqk 4 роки тому +106

    Watching Pyro in bed at 4AM in the morning while my parents are beside me is truly an epic cringe gamer big chungus reddit moment

  • @pragmaticCyclone
    @pragmaticCyclone 5 років тому +162

    “And there is nothing you want to eat!”
    *shows a picture of a empty fridge*

  • @AychSkwaird
    @AychSkwaird 5 років тому +1602

    Bruh we need to see Pyro’s dog more.

  • @bleechy7853
    @bleechy7853 5 років тому +3762

    “Are you gamers”
    Subtitles
    “Are you gay”
    Clear evidence that we’re oppressed as gamers

    • @AugustusEmperator
      @AugustusEmperator 5 років тому +69

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GAYMAERS

    • @Moe.mp3
      @Moe.mp3 5 років тому +28

      Damn GAYMERS

    • @cronkinthehouse
      @cronkinthehouse 5 років тому +18

      🤣🤚😩
      I’m 14 and this isn’t that good of a replay

    • @admiralgremlin6767
      @admiralgremlin6767 5 років тому +8

      Can we get an f in chat for the most oppressed society

    • @Chottoludrey
      @Chottoludrey 5 років тому +7

      I'm gay and I'm a gamer what about that

  • @arirng2137
    @arirng2137 4 роки тому +818

    Actually, I memorised all the creaks, learned how to open any door without a sound, had a battery dealer down the street that would bring me 2A batteries, had a minifridge in my room. Now im in the CIA.
    Edit: checked my gmail and just realised that this blew up. So if you are seeing this pyro, STOP WITH THE BREAKING BAD REFERENCES.

  • @WoodyHamilton
    @WoodyHamilton 5 років тому +507

    pyro has a house? i thought he lived and recorded videos on soundstage

  • @dreadfullyd1701
    @dreadfullyd1701 5 років тому +547

    Pyro before Area 51: Same outro song
    Pyro after Area 51: Some random song. Probably Alien

    • @enzo-yw9ph
      @enzo-yw9ph 5 років тому +1

      Meu Deus. Outro tuga aqui. Épico

    • @thestopmotion
      @thestopmotion 5 років тому +3

      It’s called Gangplank Galleon, also he didn’t change the description.

    • @SleepyNPC1748
      @SleepyNPC1748 5 років тому

      Calling the theme song of the thickest crocodile ever "random", heresy I see.

    • @mizuro13
      @mizuro13 5 років тому

      Pyro after area 51: Can stop time

    • @dreadfullyd1701
      @dreadfullyd1701 5 років тому

      Bill Cosby's Left Nut Wow a Portuguese feller that watches Pyro?? Maybe there’s hope for our country after all... E P I C

  • @KAIZENTECHNOLOGIES
    @KAIZENTECHNOLOGIES 5 років тому +487

    *The old outro was GOD tier, with it gone, it's the end of era* 😔😔

    • @jureembleme9481
      @jureembleme9481 5 років тому +10

      I’m pretty sure it’s not, he still has that reference to the music in the description so I’m sure the ehpicness will come back

    • @rasta-rr8eu
      @rasta-rr8eu 5 років тому +1

      😢Game end

    • @vivianistheworst3212
      @vivianistheworst3212 5 років тому +1

      Don't worry, we have Gangplank Galleon

    • @nathannguyen-yv8te
      @nathannguyen-yv8te 5 років тому +8

      as addressed in his recent instagram post, all his videos ever made has been claimed because of the outro music. Our boi pyro will talk about this situation soon

    • @lainism6965
      @lainism6965 5 років тому +1

      I cried gamers

  • @tattieverb265
    @tattieverb265 4 роки тому +195

    “Don’t degrade the noob”
    2B2T:

    • @myvirtualpersona7975
      @myvirtualpersona7975 4 роки тому +6

      im in the queue rn

    • @skinnypeed
      @skinnypeed 4 роки тому +2

      @@myvirtualpersona7975 welcome to the club

    • @arizz620
      @arizz620 4 роки тому +13

      Isn’t that the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft?

    • @tattieverb265
      @tattieverb265 4 роки тому +3

      @@arizz620 yes it is *the oldest anarchy server in minecraft*

    • @myvirtualpersona7975
      @myvirtualpersona7975 4 роки тому +2

      I’m still in queue

  • @user-quasar2907
    @user-quasar2907 4 роки тому +1535

    Normal people talking to their dog: who's a good boy?
    Pyro talking to his dog: shut up.

  • @lilchungustm6444
    @lilchungustm6444 5 років тому +295

    You ever just forget to feed your pet and they end up dying and completely rotting in your restroom, now that’s an epic gamer moment.

    • @camdos3326
      @camdos3326 5 років тому +13

      Relatable but with my wife instead

    • @canaan466
      @canaan466 5 років тому +3

      Lil’ ChungusTM so relatable

    • @mimsycookiiess
      @mimsycookiiess 5 років тому +3

      Cammy Aldridge you wife can’t feed herself?? 🤔 that’s epic right there

  • @version7568
    @version7568 5 років тому +586

    HOLY SHIT. I thought he died from the gamer girl bathwater..

  • @matthewdiianni6896
    @matthewdiianni6896 4 роки тому +61

    7:45 "did I ever tell you the definition of insanity"

  • @teal_m_101
    @teal_m_101 5 років тому +272

    I love how in closed captions, when he said gamers, it comes as
    Gangrene.

    • @seb9422
      @seb9422 5 років тому +2

      Fuck off

    • @nosferatuoddz7974
      @nosferatuoddz7974 5 років тому +1

      Their auto generated that's why the captions are so shit

    • @6eggsinmybrain
      @6eggsinmybrain 5 років тому +1

      Well we are diseases to the human race

    • @fardeenarif6836
      @fardeenarif6836 5 років тому +1

      U love it???"##;;$!!!!!

    • @JoeyGamer55
      @JoeyGamer55 5 років тому +1

      America god bless you

  • @fwuan
    @fwuan 5 років тому +1618

    Top ten things that pyro doesn’t have:
    1. A car
    2. Petscoop 2
    3. Original content
    4. A life
    5. Car sex 2
    6. The rest of the list.

  • @abnwil3873
    @abnwil3873 5 років тому +232

    Honestly dont really know why pyro chose to make a video on Gameranx of all things Gameranx

    • @ZUCIOUS
      @ZUCIOUS 5 років тому +31

      @@user-uf4ig6xp5q well said, I honestly starting to think that pyro is getting desperate for video ideas same go for a lot of other content makers.

    • @theresarawlingsbewick5633
      @theresarawlingsbewick5633 5 років тому +2

      @@user-uf4ig6xp5q bruh pewdiepie is doing what he wants to do lol

    • @abnwil3873
      @abnwil3873 5 років тому +2

      But of all things why gameranx they didnt do anything to deserve hatr

    • @abnwil3873
      @abnwil3873 5 років тому +1

      @@egotisticalegg5282 honestly its not that bad its passable but not good either

  • @jsp6855
    @jsp6855 4 роки тому +96

    I literally almost clicked off, thinking I accidentally clicked a Gameranks video.
    Wow, I have a 9 year old brain.

    • @hellograndguy
      @hellograndguy 3 роки тому +5

      You almost lost your certified Chad member card

  • @Juanjose-tm4qp
    @Juanjose-tm4qp 5 років тому +205

    When you puncture your parents car wheels with a knife because they doesn't let you play more Fortnite.
    Epic Gamer Moment.

  • @TillPeaceSarah
    @TillPeaceSarah 5 років тому +327

    That epic gamer moment when you've been waiting for more than a year for pyro to make petscope 2 but it never actually happened.

    • @LJAndrews1986
      @LJAndrews1986 5 років тому +4

      Tell me about it I'm losing hope in all honesty

    • @osmigs-ki8dl
      @osmigs-ki8dl 5 років тому

      LJ Andrews bruh

    • @brandolf6753
      @brandolf6753 5 років тому

      80 million people havent subscribed yet. Were so CLOSE

    • @Doctor-Infinite
      @Doctor-Infinite 5 років тому

      You have a picture of Billie Eilish...Mad respect.

    • @cooperm2519
      @cooperm2519 5 років тому

      Juan Cortez Muro nope it hella unfunny, didn’t laugh.

  • @nbenec1980
    @nbenec1980 5 років тому +221

    Person dies to swatting
    -Gameranks: but what about the trolls

  • @WLxMusic
    @WLxMusic 4 роки тому +60

    As much as I love you pyro, their before you buy series is genuinely extremely helpful. Saves a lot of people from buying broken at launch games.

    • @RayNagodavithana
      @RayNagodavithana 2 роки тому +2

      That's not the majority of their content tho, they are still probably mediocre

    • @ExValeFor
      @ExValeFor 2 роки тому +1

      one remotely half decent possibly watchable series? no fucking way

  • @Jasetyy
    @Jasetyy 5 років тому +100

    The fact that I memorized which floorboards and stairs creak shows I'm an epic gamer.

  • @chickenpanda4062
    @chickenpanda4062 5 років тому +2599

    I miss the good old days when Pyro was accused of being in a relationship with a fourteen year old french girlm

    • @justinr.9171
      @justinr.9171 5 років тому +220

      Honestly,I totally forgot about that.

    • @DirtyRottenTaylor
      @DirtyRottenTaylor 5 років тому +59

      Can I drink your bath water?

    • @justinr.9171
      @justinr.9171 5 років тому +48

      @@DirtyRottenTaylor you can drink mine ;)

    • @tacticaldorito7981
      @tacticaldorito7981 5 років тому +145

      yeah and like absolutely every single person on youtube were making l20 minute long rant videos on keemstar for saying a nono-word

    • @onecrispyfrie1932
      @onecrispyfrie1932 5 років тому +17

      Nice ninjago profile pic

  • @nbtwall7287
    @nbtwall7287 5 років тому +200

    >asks america to stop have british people be villains
    >plugs merch afterwards like a villain

  • @C1_Droid
    @C1_Droid 4 роки тому +2

    I check the fridge every 10 minutes, but with disappointment

    • @_q_4676
      @_q_4676 4 роки тому +3

      Do you know the definition of insanity

  • @lenzcone
    @lenzcone 5 років тому +388

    The *epic gamer moment* when you get banned by the bullyhunters

  • @Desmond2535
    @Desmond2535 5 років тому +445

    *pyro bullys his dog*
    *john wick wants to know your location*

  • @devzy793
    @devzy793 5 років тому +230

    Thanks to Pyro, I now unironically say "game end"

    • @Jamesc_music
      @Jamesc_music 5 років тому +8

      EVERYONE now says game end unironically thanks to Pyro

    • @crock7419
      @crock7419 5 років тому +1

      Game end me

    • @Jamesc_music
      @Jamesc_music 5 років тому

      @@crock7419 not if I game end me first

    • @crock7419
      @crock7419 5 років тому +1

      @@Jamesc_music damn

    • @devzy793
      @devzy793 5 років тому +1

      Ooh 69 likes

  • @thisdoesnotexist5246
    @thisdoesnotexist5246 4 роки тому +32

    Me, who has a mutable microwave: “I’m four parallel universes ahead of you”

  • @samuelmansfield7902
    @samuelmansfield7902 5 років тому +134

    So lowkey when i was 12 i had memorised witch floorboards were creeky so i guess i should be secret service now

    • @viperukyt5698
      @viperukyt5698 5 років тому +1

      Another relatable moment is the one where he searched for a “le comic meme” because I said “Are you a cheese?” to a girl yesterday
      She went along with it lol

    • @aes_lake
      @aes_lake 5 років тому +1

      I don't think it's that uncommon, I used to as well.

    • @michael-bw3mj
      @michael-bw3mj 5 років тому

      Me too lmao

    • @ame7896
      @ame7896 5 років тому

      Same bro I'm the CEO of the CIA I'll send you an invite you can be squad leader

  • @TheAdrianMonster
    @TheAdrianMonster 5 років тому +149

    dude I memorized the creeks in my floor so my parents don't wake up, it's just part of Gamer life

  • @draxzers
    @draxzers 5 років тому +220

    Awh, yes. An epic relatable gamer moment: when you go for a pee but your piss smells, and you can't flush the toilet because you might wake everyone up, so you drink it
    Very epic gamer moment.

    • @epichype7764
      @epichype7764 5 років тому +1

      SAME

    • @jesseculp9452
      @jesseculp9452 5 років тому +2

      Yes very relatable, but does not work always because drinking your pee may cause you to pee again, and 2 pees may wake your parents up sooo...

    • @VOLTZ123
      @VOLTZ123 5 років тому

      RIP LOL hey I uploaded a vid if u have some spare time wanna check it out ?😆😁

    • @giancarlo418
      @giancarlo418 3 роки тому

      Yeah, very epik relatable gamer moment

    • @_Caz
      @_Caz 3 роки тому

      Nah, my pc's downstairs and my bathroom's downstairs too. My mom doesn't even complain when I flush the toilet

  • @ballisticblocker9163
    @ballisticblocker9163 4 роки тому +26

    Turn off the monitor and dive at the bed? The hell? Does he even realise how much noise diving into your bed can make? There’s so many more steps.
    Initial sound response - Turning off monitor and freezing completely as to not make noise.
    Verification - Making sure what you heard was actually a guardian figure.
    Response - Depending on the results from step 2 you should;
    A. Sneak towards your bed.
    B.Turn on the monitor but lower your sound as you feel you may be on thin ice.
    Possible obstructions;
    •Cars driving past, drowning out the sound of possible threats to your midnight game session.
    •Pc light + sound, some PCs are loud and just turning off the monitor will not help even if you turn off the tower lights.
    •Rationality, this could lead to you getting caught due to misjudgment of where the sound originated, the thought process of ‘that probably wasn’t them coming closer’.

    • @aslychair3096
      @aslychair3096 3 роки тому +2

      Fuck you for bringing back bad memories.

  • @AverageGuy074
    @AverageGuy074 5 років тому +707

    That gamer moment when your mum enters during a sex scene in a game
    So guys we did it we reached 700 likes and still growing the fact that we reached this number in such a short time is just phenomenal

    • @pennysantana247
      @pennysantana247 5 років тому +16

      epic!!

    • @willskelding7286
      @willskelding7286 5 років тому +17

      witcher 3 u might as well have a second tab ready to switch to

    • @skydolized
      @skydolized 5 років тому

      oh god when i was playing saints row...

    • @maxiorthealternate
      @maxiorthealternate 5 років тому +24

      "mom I can explain"
      "Son, we have a bigger TV downstairs"

    • @drosera366
      @drosera366 5 років тому

      Dead meme

  • @elontusk9167
    @elontusk9167 5 років тому +492

    Day 14 of asking Pyro to make an hour long Minecraft review with the title: “Minecraft is an absolute masterpiece”

  • @Golden_Gunner
    @Golden_Gunner 5 років тому +533

    When you false-report your Roblox girlfriend because she turned out to be in a morgz pause challenge

    • @gameglitch3877
      @gameglitch3877 5 років тому +20

      Plot twist: she is morgz

    • @penguinatee210
      @penguinatee210 5 років тому +7

      Simon Ish Double Plot Twist: She’s Morgz’s Dad

    • @hyperz2146
      @hyperz2146 5 років тому +3

      Quadruple plot twist: she is bald martin

    • @sneagle5818
      @sneagle5818 5 років тому +1

      Yeah this is relatable

    • @clairmorris4221
      @clairmorris4221 5 років тому +3

      @@penguinatee210 *Bald Martin*

  • @DarkKosmic
    @DarkKosmic 3 роки тому +22

    “Nøkk best wife btw”
    Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well

  • @am1tyville
    @am1tyville 5 років тому +145

    *that relatable epic gamer moment when you genuinely watched the video.*

    • @Vaygon
      @Vaygon 5 років тому +3

      E P I C

    • @hyper5557
      @hyper5557 5 років тому +2

      Number 10: forgetting autoplay is on and accidentally watching lots of gameranx videos while you're distracted by a game.
      Now that's epic

  • @anijeepa
    @anijeepa 5 років тому +139

    HE MADE A LUMBAGO JOKE IN JULY 2019!We Did It Gamers

  • @sticco4342
    @sticco4342 5 років тому +76

    Top 10 epic gamer moments:
    #1 Sven survives creeper explosion.

  • @giornogiovanna3633
    @giornogiovanna3633 4 роки тому +1

    Pyro can prove that were gamers

  • @alannarose5873
    @alannarose5873 5 років тому +182

    You can’t sleep in your chair because it’s not a $399 pewdiepie chair

  • @Jacob-jo9ep
    @Jacob-jo9ep 5 років тому +169

    "Ive never seen a fake report working like ever"
    -flashback to Ninja being a baby and reporting for stream sniping

    • @kanyewest8456
      @kanyewest8456 5 років тому +1

      Jacob Da School Shooter That didn’t work

    • @ruipllima
      @ruipllima 5 років тому +1

      False reporting is very real in WoW and actually works when entire guilds report one player to fuck up a whole raid/events

    • @mlgdolphinlord4253
      @mlgdolphinlord4253 5 років тому

      That’s pretty cringe bro

  • @PyroYeet
    @PyroYeet 5 років тому +133

    yeah i'm a gamer, i play PC, played PS, have played XBOX at families house, played nintendo (3)DS, play mobile games while watching yt, i play with my meat every night, yeah, im a pro gamer

    • @owendrungle
      @owendrungle 5 років тому +5

      Phew, wouldn't have bought it had it not been for your last reason

    • @capncrispypoo
      @capncrispypoo 5 років тому

      Saaaaame

  • @BigMemerMan1
    @BigMemerMan1 2 роки тому +3

    i watched this at 4 am, heard a noise and proceeded to smash my monitor while make and olympic grade dive to my bed beside me, smashing my head causing permanent brain damage (as if i hadn't had that already) and breaking my bed.

  • @ericschuster2680
    @ericschuster2680 5 років тому +290

    "Outro music ► Whitewoods - Beachwalk"
    *X* to doubt

    • @lemieux-z8933
      @lemieux-z8933 5 років тому +2

      I know I'm gonna end up on
      r/woosh but...
      *I don't get it :(*

    • @chemica7vortex921
      @chemica7vortex921 5 років тому

      LemieuxWolf YT it was his old intro music and outro

    • @weedsnakk7732
      @weedsnakk7732 5 років тому +2

      LemieuxWolf YT you wont end up on r/wooosh & things like that since you clarified you don’t get it, & you didn’t compare real life facts & stuff

    • @lemieux-z8933
      @lemieux-z8933 5 років тому

      @@chemica7vortex921 oh thanks :D

    • @chemica7vortex921
      @chemica7vortex921 5 років тому

      LemieuxWolf YT woosh

  • @harlowdogdraws3373
    @harlowdogdraws3373 4 роки тому +890

    Pyro obviously was not abused as a child and didn't memorize the creaky floorboards

  • @gamezinc1014
    @gamezinc1014 4 роки тому +362

    Pyro: “finds batteries”
    Me: so guys we did it

    • @p0rtugal553
      @p0rtugal553 4 роки тому +10

      We got some batteries.
      I never thought we could do it, thank you all

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 4 роки тому +6

      we reached a quarter of a million batteries

  • @MF-R
    @MF-R 2 роки тому +1

    It's true, as a lazy gamer and insomniac; my late night food is 95% cheerios or lucky charms. 5% raw Pop-tarts.

  • @heaventoms8759
    @heaventoms8759 5 років тому +69

    Pyro's dogs:
    Pyro: *Shut up.*

  • @airfelix2635
    @airfelix2635 5 років тому +423

    Almost the rest of the commentary community: ImAllen, Hyojin and Chey are cancelled.
    Pyro: *top 10 epic gamer moments*

    • @littlefakebites5515
      @littlefakebites5515 5 років тому +37

      Pyro is the best thats why.

    • @gba1525
      @gba1525 5 років тому +1

      It's imalexx

    • @phanterratic
      @phanterratic 5 років тому +21

      @@gba1525 r/wooooosh

    • @He-who-wakes
      @He-who-wakes 5 років тому +5

      @@littlefakebites5515 when all other channels have been wiped out pyro and dsp will stand atop the rubble

    • @m2aynaRD
      @m2aynaRD 5 років тому +1

      @@He-who-wakes and dloand won't be in this but he is the only one who said sorry

  • @ieuannicol6283
    @ieuannicol6283 5 років тому +313

    *Pyro has a dog*
    He better be in a video or I'll game end you with my epic gamer powers

    • @brainkiller7503
      @brainkiller7503 5 років тому

      Try me I'm shaggy in a trench coat

    • @rahul327
      @rahul327 5 років тому +2

      PYRO DOG
      PYRO DOG

  • @legospaceguyok7100
    @legospaceguyok7100 3 роки тому +2

    I’ve memorised floorboard creeks isn’t it normal

  • @guyinaroom7771
    @guyinaroom7771 5 років тому +116

    "I also eat food, that's relatable"

  • @SlimeBarfo
    @SlimeBarfo 5 років тому +451

    As a gamer i can confirm this is * whip * CRINGE

    • @souldog6
      @souldog6 5 років тому +8

      Dio with pink hair is sexy, i cherish your profile pic.

    • @cuminmyass6358
      @cuminmyass6358 5 років тому +1

      I*

    • @cuminmyass6358
      @cuminmyass6358 5 років тому +1

      @@souldog6 I*

    • @theAEcharacter
      @theAEcharacter 5 років тому +2

      this video was so gamer epic guys lol *cringe*

    • @souldog6
      @souldog6 5 років тому +2

      @@cuminmyass6358 thanks for the unecessary correction

  • @k-leb4671
    @k-leb4671 5 років тому +2400

    Pyro's got a nice house for someone who lives in England.

    • @oldmanyeshomo8133
      @oldmanyeshomo8133 5 років тому +63

      I had a nice three floor house when I lived in England >:(

    • @k-leb4671
      @k-leb4671 5 років тому +123

      @@oldmanyeshomo8133 Whoa nice. I'm not used to that. Granted I've mostly lived in London, so I can't expect much.

    • @orangegiraffe2503
      @orangegiraffe2503 4 роки тому +34

      I just tried to comment the Smething Birmingham meme with like Danny G or whatever he is called and UA-cam's community guidelines counted that as bullying, this shit has gone too far

    • @emma-ul5wf
      @emma-ul5wf 4 роки тому +23

      houses in England do be shit

    • @enclavesoldier1778
      @enclavesoldier1778 4 роки тому +90

      @@emma-ul5wf Imagine living in a house. That's a gamer moment

  • @joedad9999
    @joedad9999 3 роки тому

    I do sometimes check the fridge over and over again when I'm hungry but I am never confused when nothing is changed

  • @noi-noir
    @noi-noir 5 років тому +579

    Thank you pyrocynical for being neutral on the slazo drama
    *Respect*

    • @sanchobanana3507
      @sanchobanana3507 5 років тому +59

      He should cover it tho, it seems like he is the only trustworthy news source left for that one.

    • @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n
      @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n 5 років тому +55

      @@sanchobanana3507 UNCULTURED SWINE
      _pew news_

    • @noi-noir
      @noi-noir 5 років тому +15

      @@sanchobanana3507 HEY THE MOST TRUSTWORTHY NEWS SOURCE IS POOW NEWS

    • @ltzeu8510
      @ltzeu8510 5 років тому +8

      @@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n Pretty cool Goku pp, you got a sauce?

    • @abrarhossain2682
      @abrarhossain2682 5 років тому +13

      Pyro's Twitter account is suspended

  • @zach346
    @zach346 5 років тому +302

    Number 1
    When you and your bro make out after killing the enderdragon

  • @lordtrashbag
    @lordtrashbag 5 років тому +176

    Us Americans know that pyro is the epitome of British villains.

    • @gph8364
      @gph8364 5 років тому +2

      I'm gonna say the n-word

    • @davidsample5094
      @davidsample5094 5 років тому

      @@gph8364 NOOOOOOOO

    • @KolchaksGhost
      @KolchaksGhost 5 років тому

      cracked YOU CAN’T SAY THE N-WORD THAT’S RACIST

    • @Hexra_
      @Hexra_ 5 років тому

      we the people

    • @kaidickelman1310
      @kaidickelman1310 5 років тому

      MRs Obama I've Done It I stopped rasism

  • @neverunknown1236
    @neverunknown1236 3 роки тому

    Pyro checking the fridge and seeing nothing you want going back to check is to see if your standards dropped enough to see if your standards have dropped enough to eat what's in there

  • @randomspazz42
    @randomspazz42 5 років тому +453

    Actually Pyro, I un-ironically open my refrigerator dozens of times in a desperate attempt to find sustenance.
    #EpicGamerMomements

    • @mediawez
      @mediawez 5 років тому +24

      Yes, this one I can relate to actually. You have to lower your standards every time you check the fridge, that's why you have to do it multiple times until something seems edible

    • @dizzyx7
      @dizzyx7 5 років тому +5

      Eventually you may just cave and actually cook as you’re slowly dying from the hours you spent rejecting potential meals out of sheer laziness... it does happen..

    • @randomspazz42
      @randomspazz42 5 років тому

      @@dizzyx7 Why is that actually me

    • @abdullahibrahim2606
      @abdullahibrahim2606 5 років тому

      @@mediawez woah woah stop right there thats too much of truth

    • @ethanpaul878
      @ethanpaul878 5 років тому

      of course i know him its me

  • @homicidaltoast
    @homicidaltoast 5 років тому +116

    Getting admin grabbed in Gmod is way too relatable, I was an absolute minge when I was 13

  • @ReyOfLight727
    @ReyOfLight727 5 років тому +48

    We are gamers
    G > Pyro
    A > When
    M > You
    E > Release
    R > Petscop 2

    • @illogicallogic9548
      @illogicallogic9548 5 років тому +4

      Sora Shiro Kuhaku nice acronym

    • @lebron73
      @lebron73 5 років тому +2

      @@dimitrijames00001 *periscope 2*

    • @dimitrijames00001
      @dimitrijames00001 5 років тому +2

      @@lebron73 autocorrect sucks I mean petscope

  • @atarairit9987
    @atarairit9987 4 роки тому +1

    8:04 honestly like everyone checks if the fridge suddenly spawns in food like 10 minutes after looking

  • @ecksdii
    @ecksdii 5 років тому +394

    i stopped listening to gameranx when they said garfield kart was bad. unepic moment :(((((((

    • @nwg02
      @nwg02 5 років тому

      So antiepic opposite of xd

    • @everygrillindude5317
      @everygrillindude5317 5 років тому +3

      Something that really rattles me crackers is when normy's like you underappreciate the complex themes portrayed by Wallace no Gromit no bouken. People seem to disregard it as bring simply for a prepubescent audience devoid of any deeper meaning or messages. But I doubt you plebian could understand the genius of it. This is a god tier anime rivalling eben Open Season Season 3, in which Boog undergoes more development than any other character this side of the bobinogs. I doubt your casual mind Could understand, so allow me to explain. The character dynamic between Wallace and Gromit is truly a sight to behold, and it deconstructs the trope of relationships being merely human on human. This is incredibly progressive and brave of the mangaka, Hayao Miyazaki. This usually wouldn't work as a dog could not understand a human, however through Miyazaki sama's incredible animation skills, he is able to portray all of Gromits emotions to a startling degree. This relationship nods to one of Miyazaki sama's core themes of the narrative, that being the relationship between humanity and nature, and how even though global warming may be destroying the earth, there is yet still hope. This is a hopeful message, which is contrasted in the short "a grand day out" in which Wallace creates a rocket, expending many natural resources, which shows the darker side of humanity and is a warning for the future. Also, Wallace's characterization is truly breathtaking. On the surface, he may seem Rather shallow. An eccentric man with a love of cheese, but beneath that, is a truly broken man. He has been broken down by the weight of addiction to his cheese which hinders every aspect of his life, which Miyazaki has drawn from his own personal life with his unhealthy addiction to loli hentai which has haunted him through the years. This idea is explored more in the live action, "Curse of the Were Rabbit", where Wallace's obsession with vegetables (symbolic of the last supper from judeo-Christian tradition) is only cured with the help of his best friend Gromit which further cements their relationship ( possibly romantic, which, as a beastialist myself, makes me respect the author even more so). The author also tackles mental health in the Christmas special in which a serial killer is trying to kill our main protagonists by setting up a bakery. It is clear that this woman is in great pain and this makes us sympathetic to her, which links to the author's own autism. Miyazaki Also makes a commentary on obesity, as the woman's character design is morbidly obese, and in one shot near the end of the film, her face distorts into that of a pig. Now, pigs are characteristically gluttonous by nature, which shows her in a negative light. Gluttony is also one of the seven deadly sins, further cementing the heavy Christian symbolism and philosophy woven into Miyazaki's work. Miyazaki also displays his philosophy on judgement of character with perhaps his most iconic character, Shaun the sheep. Sheep are often unfairly categorized as stupid, and for Shaun's intellect to transcend even Wallace sama's shows his belief in "never judge a book by its cover". Now, I have spoken long enough. You must now have a good idea of the genius of Wallace and Gromit, the most underrated masterpiece of written times. Hayao Miyazaki will surely go down in history as being the greatest writer this world has ever known, and his magnum opus Wallace and Gromit clearly portrays this. DONT LISTEN TO THE NORMY CRITICS, SHEEPLE!

    • @omdano6432
      @omdano6432 5 років тому

      Epic

    • @Memo_The_Llama
      @Memo_The_Llama 5 років тому

      @@everygrillindude5317 why did you write a book to make your point?

    • @everygrillindude5317
      @everygrillindude5317 5 років тому

      MemoTheLlama :3 cus u gay

  • @mcgoldenblade4765
    @mcgoldenblade4765 5 років тому +123

    I love how Pyro pretends he doesn't have the exact same age demographic that gameranx has.

    • @AlbatrossCommando
      @AlbatrossCommando 5 років тому +8

      nah pyro has 14 year olds not 12 year olds, big difference

    • @salamir0semyosotis21
      @salamir0semyosotis21 5 років тому

      Lol when? He knows were all 13 years old.

    • @hoodtrampoline8035
      @hoodtrampoline8035 5 років тому

      @@AlbatrossCommando no he truly does not go to a meetup and you will see and army of 8 year olds

  • @ThatOneGuy0812
    @ThatOneGuy0812 5 років тому +26

    Pyrocynical: “stop antagonizing British people”
    Also pyrocynical:*looks at amazing dog* “shut up”

  • @chilled9905
    @chilled9905 3 роки тому +1

    I mean... I literally did most of the stuff mentioned in the video. Check the fridge over and over when I know nothing is changed, play games till I can't function, sneak through the house.

  • @wavehurricane7628
    @wavehurricane7628 5 років тому +183

    Pyro talks about mediocre content
    “Spider-Man pointing at Spider-Man meme”

  • @hiboomer1191
    @hiboomer1191 5 років тому +205

    You're a gamer when you play Lego Star Wars and you
    Do a *G O N K* gameplay

    • @amoru1012
      @amoru1012 5 років тому +1

      Hey,that's pretty epic

    • @IsabruhMoment
      @IsabruhMoment 5 років тому +4

      **Yoda death noise**

    • @nathanrail-road9662
      @nathanrail-road9662 5 років тому

      Lego star wars 2

    • @LittleSquishie
      @LittleSquishie 5 років тому +1

      *constantly walks r2d2 off the edge because of his death noise*

    • @therealyoda2483
      @therealyoda2483 5 років тому

      I used to intentionally hit C3PO so that I could see him struggle with walking

  • @adam-k7171
    @adam-k7171 5 років тому +138

    Guys.. beachwalk is gone..
    *GOD DAMIT UA-cam*

    • @semataryfan666
      @semataryfan666 5 років тому +5

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @ragnarruda90
      @ragnarruda90 5 років тому +5

      WHAT THE FUCK

    • @mcsmittymonkey4549
      @mcsmittymonkey4549 5 років тому +5

      Why are we still here just to suffer every night i can feel my leg and my arm and even my fingers the body i've lost and the comrades i've lost it won't stop hurting its like there all still there you feel it too don't you

  • @kuzureta7441
    @kuzureta7441 4 роки тому +16

    I love how Pyrocynical is making fun of his main age demographic.

  • @emperormarius2020
    @emperormarius2020 5 років тому +89

    I love how even the editor doesnt know what Pyro does sometimes

  • @Jireninyourrecommendations
    @Jireninyourrecommendations 5 років тому +99

    *When a beauty guru does gaming*
    *_Epic gamer moment_*

    • @Dragon-lv9xi
      @Dragon-lv9xi 5 років тому

      Dyspo dared me to hit 42069 subs Chames Jarles

  • @phanterratic
    @phanterratic 5 років тому +275

    Broke: People wanting Pyro to address the war that is the commentary community right now.
    Woke: Asking for Petscop 2 for the 500th time today.

    • @aytony4090
      @aytony4090 5 років тому +7

      We better get the fucking Petscop 2.

    • @neebz6947
      @neebz6947 5 років тому

      Did pyro accuse that kid of rape too?

    • @phanterratic
      @phanterratic 5 років тому +4

      @@neebz6947 no, but he's the only decent lad who didn't (well memeulous didnt either and most others) Plus, apparently his ex was one of the ones who attacked.

    • @neebz6947
      @neebz6947 5 років тому +1

      Phanterratic The Merciful good to hear, I figured he’s smarter than that. Imalex will be looking for a day job by 2020.

    • @schooler5372
      @schooler5372 5 років тому +1

      Phanterratic The Merciful his ex is also apparently a psychopath. Her old roommate came out and said stuff on some dudes video

  • @thelordtachanka9823
    @thelordtachanka9823 4 роки тому +7

    "Oh I sounded British there" *says the British man*