Tfue just ended his career
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- Опубліковано 31 тра 2019
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i will now be known as FaZe Pyro
Tfue's alleged contract: theblast.com/esports-gamer-tf...
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Outro music ► Whitewoods - Beachwalk
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21 underage drinking
*laughs drunk at 16 in Germany*
@N7 Nomax meh I like other drugs apart from weed eventhough l smoke alot of it
N7 Nomax going to amsterdam is like going to another state in u.s. , no passport needed. straininsider.com/legal-situation-cannabis-europe " Penalties for marijuana possession and consumption vary heavily from
country to country. In around 50 percent of all European nations, minor
cannabis possession may lead to imprisonment, whereas others completely
decriminalized the possession of smaller amounts of marijuana. "
@@OGdrodro yOuR sO cOoL
@@justyourlocalme2259 naa I dont really see myself as cool I see myself as a dickhead for doing stupid drugs... tbh imma have a 6 months no drugs since it will probs end up killing me if I carry on the way I do
@@OGdrodro dang. Yeah best of luck to ya
Pyro: “60K is life changing money”
Also Pyro: “Spends 3K on E-Girl
HE SPENT 15K ON E GIRL TO PLAY MINECRAFT AND SHE DITCHED HIM
Copy cat
Because he spent that 3k on a 14 yr old tik Tok thøt does that make his fursona a bear
Lol spends 3k on e girl and then doesn’t get what he originally paid for
He tried to smash but his wallet got smashed instead
So what he's saying is "I signed a contract without reading it, therefore I'm sueing"
Now *that* is some _E P I C_ logic.
Sounds like an Epic Gamer moment.
Not ethically thought out
E P I C A L L Y thought out
Well if the contract is purposely misleading and meant to trap minors into signing away their earnings, then yeah, you can sue
The Doctor, buddy that’s why you get a lawyer to read it so you don’t get mislead.
you can imagine that situation when they are gathered in that party atmosphere and they show him the contract like if it was a "happy surprise" and he has to act like if it was then he never gets the chance to talk about it or discuss it.
obviously they don't treat thing like this professionally and discuss it before they sign it everything around it was verbal and based on *trust between friends* that's what I concluded from this 9:14
"Can we get one video where a youtuber doesn't do a deep sigh..."
Who would have thought that pyro himself would be the one to do a response video without a deep sigh.
Wesub
Yeah, except he shouldn't have had to apologize
@@Green_Bean_Machine Yeah, I know, his response video to all the drama was absolute fire, sadly now everybody knows he used to like furry farts but he has been uploading good content ever since. Good Ending.
@@jaji666
Goddamn furry farts.
@@jaji666 when the moobs are sweaty 😳
4:18
"We did it boys, underage drinking is no more"
@Tw1 r/woooosh cringe normie XDXDXD you just got OWNED
@Tw1 XD
What if we make Petscop 2 a very trendy subject
>Forces Pyro to do it.
nice profile pic
I see your thinking smart
Gata kotuwaru
@@ariabelove thank you my guy and yours too
@@user-vi7hx9zl1f wow he's right that's a hot cowboy
Pyrocynical: we never have sponsors
Also pyrocynical: *RaID ShADoW lEGenDs*
this was before the raid shadow legend memes lmao
*RaId*
He recently made a video about shit mobile games and had a raid sponsor
@@qweriop you gotta do what you gotta do to get money lol
That barely counts. I’m pretty sure Raid has sponsored isis beheading videos before.
I forgot Faze was a thing. I thought they died when MLG did :/
Jesus, haven't changed your name since New Vegas come out?
.
@@jeremypaoh9816 ..Isnt that a half life species?
I only remembered about FaZe when I saw Jev rage in a compilation :')
They should have because it’s just shut now
Pyro, if you copyright claim your own video you get half the revenue.
Mad lad
holy shit you’re a genius
half of nothing is still nothing
Oranges are orange in colour
now thats what i call a bargain
Pyro please make an apology video about Petscop 2 where all you do is sigh a lot.
Easy money
*sigh
*_:/_*
And do the turning the camera on/off thing
And say: "I didn't want to make this video."
Pyro: “60K is life changing money”
His net worth:2.5million
@@wunderpuma4453 thanks
Pyro: I’m terrible at games
Also Pyro: I play *Darksouls*
Have you ever played mario cart its the hardest game
@bottle knight Garfield cart*
Dark Souls isn’t a hard game. It’s just different from the other “smash my face against the face buttons to kill a horde of enemies” action games.
ok
Honestly darks souls isn't that hard
Pyro, we have a verbal agreement that you should do Petscop 2.
I dont think he seen Night Mind's petscop video
2 years later and he still hasn't
@@human9073 Acg wtt a brvcvqxwcvvw. Dd
The captions make it a written contract.
Pyro is tfue confirmed ???
Pyro:*doesn't release petscop 2
Also pyro:Why do grannmom have more subscriber than me?
Keith Donaldson if he doesn’t release petscop 2 he must release petscop 3
Who ruined the 669 likes?
@@abdullahakhtar9824 if he doesnt release petscop 3 he has to release petscop 4
all he needs to do is copy game theory.
1000th like
12:10 - "There's no lawyer on earth that would say things without your consent"
You'd be surprised
*cough cough* marriage story *cough cough*
Pryo:”60k is a life changing amount of money”
Also pryo:*spends all money on bell delphine bath water*
30 dollars is lifechanging money lol
@@dusanstanisic3449 7 euros are life changing money
No
Happy 5th birthday to Shrek has Swag, Pyro’s peak
Frail Celery y e s i n d e e d
The epicness scale goes Shrek has Swag 1 2 3 4 and 5 > MLG Teletubbies > El Smosh > Petscop > -petscop 2 oh wait-
Frail Celery brings back so many fucking memories lmao I used to be in middle school and shit
FaZe: Will you live in this mansion for free?
Tfue: *No, I don't think I will*
FaZe : Wanna live in a gaint mansion plus 1 million a year for free and we can take none of your money.
Tfue: Nah Nah i just sew yall.
@@jonathondavis5894 literally
jonathon davis "take none of your money" Boi do you know what an organization is?
@@jonathondavis5894 none of your money? What the fuck are ye saying? There is no such thing as free lunch son!
@@mystomachhurt9312 he's not paying anything for living in the mansion and they pay him
13:43 When you go to Japan and their are no subtitles
There*
@@concretemixer3018 give the man a break, he can't even spell "snake" properly.
@@alexeysaranchev6118 spel*
@@dingdawng spell*
@@alexeysaranchev6118 splel*
UA-camr: sigh
Pyro: *someone has awaken me*
No
pyro would spend that 60k for more egirls he can marry in roblox
or belle delphine
Omg the likes 😳
don't blame him.
Ha so unfunny lol
@@petergriffintv8315 its anti-funny
Literally any amount of money:
Pyro: *THATS LIFE CHANGING MONEY*
Pyro: I could buy a bar of soap with that dollar bill and actually take a shower! Game changer.
He's talking about 60,000
wot
pyro poor boy
Blastix it’s a joke
@@yasnanasir3166 yeah but it's not a good joke if he was talking about 60k, sure if it was like 10 £ then fine but come on
tfue: *breathes*
pyro: HE DID THE SIGH YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
hi, rikka
hi, ryan crowell
Anyone here in 2020. I’m just going back and binge watching all of pyros episodes
C H O N K
Pyro: *doesn't upload petscop 2*
Also Pyro: Why morgzmum is gaining more subs than me?
I think its because she's making petscop 2
You should make new a new merch shirt that say: “Not ethically made, epically made.”
I like it.
That's good
I will not buy it
GENIUS
very nice.
“mr beast victims” 5:17 I’ve never laughed harder 😂
4:57 Pyro’s husbandu is probably Jonathan Joestar as well
That's joseph
Did you know Joseph is sugondese?
@@kizzywashere nuts
Gamora: did you sign it
Tfue: yes
Gamora: what did it cost
Tfue: 80%
It should have been banks as gamora
Leonardo Chavez that’s the joke
Instagram meme?
420th like
H o m i e O z b e e no I was
Pyro when he sees petscop 2 comments:
“Damn y’all see sum?”
Petscop 3 please
Petscop 5 please.
Petscop 6 please
Petscop 7 please
Petstop
Tfue: dont join faze its a scam
Pyro: i wanna join faze
3:48 BRUH Moment in germany you can drink beer with 14 when the parents allowed it.
Yeah I am 16 I can buy beer legally.
Bruder! in Russia you too can drink at 14... and at 12, and 10... basically at any age, if noone finds out. Oooooh, I see the problem now.
In the US, everybody at any age can drink
In UK, or anywhere, anything is legal. If the police don't find out.
This comes under cursed comments right?
You mean that if I go to Germany I can drink even if being 14?
**Starts getting shots**
Hopefully we will soon get a video called *Morgz and Morgz mom just ended their careers*
Don't forget the Dad
*lives
Crash Schwarzenegger that would definantly have made me less pissed
Morgz fans later on come ragin in XD
Love your hawt pfp
"Because the faze logo is to big on his webcam"- Pyrocinical 2019
I’m 80% sure that kwite is just dr disrespect after going into witness protection
Son: Mom, can I have PewDiePie?
Mom: We have PewDiePie at home.
PewDiePie at home:
PEWWWWWDIEPEIAAAA 0O0OAF0[O[RO FDKASAAAAARRRRRRR APO0[FDL]P[ A U EMJD EW=- UA PA YU A EMD GLEM EADUYAAYYA ANEKDNM ESANSE AUHFISDAEOFAEUAYA KAM FNAJFEKAN YAYA AKJEN ASAYA MASNA ASUSJUENA UEJESON
@@lqu I think ur having s seizure
@@SigmaName lmao
@LEGOMAN 2 Did you get slaughtered when you wrote this comment?
Drinking at 20 = underage
*Confused in european*
*Also confused in Igorot*
Fucking at 16 = underage
**Laughs in British**
confused screaming in Russian
*laughs in fake freedom*
Laughs in Caribbean
Petition for Pyro to make his own Gaming clan.
We need one more like to reach 69 likes
If faze don't pick you up you can try and revive optic
lmao
Permission to start a witch hunt to purge and cleanse youtube of the pauls the morgz and dejis of this site
Dejis?
Milhouse: say the line bart!
Pyro: not ethicly made, epicly made.
Everyone : Will you do your hair nice for a video
Pyrocynical : No I don’t think I will
I don't get it, what do you mean?
are you talking about when will he make petscop 2?
@@PerilousPrey liking your own comments... pathetic
I lost at least half my brain cells reading that first responce
How dare you. He is referred as FaZe PyRo.
I miss his brown hair tbh
“i sleep in this shirt, i havent showered for 3 months”
to think this video wasnt made during quarantine...
Ye lemme just take a shiwa
@@Thereisnogreatersword that was probably intentional but idc im changing it
Respect for replying to a 3 month old comment.
@@Thereisnogreatersword **claps in late**
2:55 cracks me tf up everytime lmaooo
UA-camr breathes in an apology video
Pyrocinical: hE DId tHe SiGH GUyS!!
*D E S G U S T A N G*
*S I G H S *
So guys, we did it, we sighed a quarter of a million times
You can easily edit your apology videos, it’s just a tactic used to seem vulnerable.
Pyro: "60k is life changing money"
Also Pyro: Gives Belle Delphine 3k dollars
@@vlc-cosplayer are e thots even considered human
Omg my life is soo hard having to deal with only 5 big tiddy e girls
Pepsi Man No, and that is why it’s not frowned upon to have more than one. 👍🏻
So guys, we did it (2648)
We finally made pyro upload petscop 2
*Dies while being lied to*
Then you wait until 10612 for petscop 3
We would have found Pyro's unknown dad who is apparently in prison
no
The greatest thing about this is that pyro isn't taking sides, he's just ripping on the whole deal.
If pyro had 60k he would buy a new recording set-up so he could finally make Petscop 2
Beast at nothing He would probably buy a car.
I can’t like this because this is at 69
Tfue: *looks in the mirror*
Tfue: I’m about to end this man’s whole career
Alternative title: pyro begs to be in faze for 15 minutes
>Mfw no one mentions the jojo reference
>Feelsbadman
13:41 when youtube started adding double ads
I hav youtube red
TRIFLER stop flexing
I dont even care about what the video is about
I just love watching how Pyro edits his videos
wait but he dosent
time to boot you outta here only i am allowed to do such things
I fucking shit myself whenever he makes dark souls jokes
12:17
Am I the only one who didn't hear the sigh?
Wait isn't sighing normal? We are human after all.
@@morelukeplayz6953 nah pyro said he did the sigh, i didnt even hear him sigh tho
@@MigoDomingobro same yeah I thought I was trippin 😂 12:45 too
Epic jojo reference. This made me lol. Thanks pyro👳♂️👙🧦
This pleases me
Why the emojis
@@waterdog5100 sock
Nobody:
TFue:I’m going to end my whole career
He just had over 120k viewers on twitch. Yep his career is over 👍
Nope he didnt
When will this tiwanese folk lore joke die
^ also jake paul, james Charles,logan paul and leafy (yes I know most of them recovered but shush)
tfue died so hard while he’s getting 100k viewers 😓
Pyro: makes petscop 2
Also pyro: we did it boys, everyone asking for petscop 2 is over
Us: make petscop 3
In 5000 years, petscop 3 will be realised!
@@Shadow-876 that is if he even makes petscop 2
Not gonna lie, faze pyro or faze cynical is kinda a dope name
No
Faze Cynical sounds like what I would make my gamertag at nine years old
@@yourmother6901 simpler times
"I haven't showered in three months"
ey uhhh can i get uhh that pyro shirt youre wearing
asking for a friend
Sheeeeesh pyro's fresh pit stains gonna taste amazing bruvvvvv🥵🥵 I'm drooling
@@shgds 😳
@@shgds down bad
Faze pyro just playing terrible overwatch for the entire time
Giving me some leafy vibes right there
Killian Ondomat hissssssss
I'm beginning to think that Pyro has an unhealthy obsession with Metal Gear.
Don't worry, I do too.
❗
ua-cam.com/video/lnKeN9zIkoE/v-deo.html
Then that explains why your profile pic is a box
Metal Gear?
@@josiaha184 it can't be
The video with no sigh.
Pyro did it himself.
That "gotta blast part" is an example of why i subbed to pyro.
Tfue:
Tfue: Im about to end this man's whole career
why are all the top comments anime pfps
@@blastix9891 is it illegal?
@@NakiriX1 yes
@@manofculture6682 o h n o
_osu player_
Gimme ur profile link!
I'm glad this video was made. Because now, you can make petscop 2.
he can but he dont want
Well yes, but actually, no
What is petscop 2?
Mr. Rewind you uncultured swine
@@RewindOfficialDoesMusic Watch Pyrocinical's "petscop" video and you'll find out why we so desperately need a second.
There was visibly pure excitement on Pyro's face when he saw that first sigh. I don't mean he played it for the camera, something lit up inside him that was pure fucking joy.
An entire passage of time and history on this channel erased from all memory of existence.
*Dark Souls huh?*
*WHAT ABOUT PETSCOP*
Pikachu face
Hecc
Petscop these nuts.
Dark Petscop*
Pyro and tfue look alike.
So pyro is also a default skin according to this logic.
If Pyro did the animorphs thing and turned into the default skin, Tfue would be the middle stage.
Wait have you ever seen joshys fortnite video with Pyro. It was pretty funny and I was kinda suprised that he had the Raven skid skdkdkdks
Pyro : "I only play Dark Souls"
Me : AHEM, Petscop ?
He never played it it was a youtube video he was basically watching
spectrum what did it sound like? You know, when the joke went over your head
@@raymondn9455 The joke was bad and illogical pandering. Thus retort still stands as it pointed out how the joke didn't even work in the first place.
Tfue doesn’t do “hard work” lol he plays fortnite in his dads house all day
Yung Donut yeah and making UA-cam videos on this makes him more money? Yeah not hard work 🤨😑
Practicing 10 hours everyday and playing in tournaments for thousands of dollars is no pressure and easy dude. lmao🤔
Mo ng
You mean he plays video games for 10 hours a day? That must suck, it’s so hard to do that. Stfu🤡
Yung Donut okay bud you go play the same game every day for 10 hours with the pressure of know that if you mess up a tournament you’ll lose out on winning a shit ton of money and will let not only your fans down and your friends down and see if it’s still easy also using the clown emoji isn’t an argument it’s just a shitty way of saying "I’m shit at having a normal conversation"
Most certainly not in his dad's house.
No one:
Pyro:"makes video on everything but petscop 2"
So sad so sad
That one guy Mark I’ve seen you comment in other videos
Petscop 2 plz
Mace Windu: You are on this Council, but we do not grant you the Rank of Master.
Anakin: 13:42
G.R.S Enterprise Venator Class Starcruiser Have you ever heard of the tradegy of death plageius the wise?
nice outro
Amazing outro
Nobody:
Pyro: I havent showered in 3 months
And, i don't get it?
Hotel? Trivago
Mansion? *No I don't think I will*
Petscop? *_M i s s i n g_*
the rwandan
genocide was so fricking cool
This meme ? Dead
Funny? nah
Likes? Achieved
UA-camr: Breaths during an apology video
Pyro: THERES THE 47th SIGH THIS VIDEO
Tfue: Exists
Also Tfue: I'm about to ruin this whole mans career
I like how when I'm eating breakfast in IKEA, I watch pyro like it's real News or something
Touka Kirishima it is wdym
Yeah, Tfue just ruined his career, but where's Petscop 2?
Lmao ya'll not caught up. Its Faze that is in danger
KONO DIO DA
Mike Quizhpi NOROI NOROI MANUKEGA
@@masonfrank931 I was reffering to the title of the video, but ok.
EXACTLY
Song/effect at 2:55 pls
Ryder LeBlanc did u find it
ELITEGAMER42 no
Arabic nokia ringtone :)
thank you so much you god
]
I would love to see FaZe Pyro
Hideo Kojima: "This is god speaking"
*I dont think ive ever agreed with something more*
Machinima: ignores pyro so he cant leave
Also Machinima: It’s not much, but it’s honest work
Well... this didn't age well
Pyro: add revenue bread
Me: add revenue copyright
Pyro, if school finishes before you make Petscop 2 the bruh army is gonna decapitate you
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Sanity Bruh
Sanity it’s already finished though
school hasnt finished for everyone dummys
its different for other countries
Crazy to think spinning around in a COD game came to this
And Tfue is tearing that down all over a minuscule amount of money compared to what he makes a day
@@RaineedayzzTreatzz ok
Tfue: *sighs*
Pyro: HE DID IT AGAIN 👏👏👏
👏L👏O👏L👏
Nice outro
Pyro:60K is a life changing amount of money
Morgz Mum is 60K away coincidence I think not
LMAO
Pyrocynical is morgz Mum confirmed?
the "drink" at 3:45 is either the worst beer ever brewed, heavily edited or piss
1:53 Actually watched that video btw like 3 years ago and thought that no one would discover it
Pyro: *Tfue ended his career*
Me: *Who is Tfue*
anime pfp
Blastix i don’t even want to comment on your pfp
@@blastix9891 my exact thoughts. Still good post tho.
@@lukiepills more like was blessed
@@killerbee5605 what's wrong with MHA
your the only person who has epically made merch.
now that is epic
imallen is not human
no fortnite
forinte bad
Awesome Dude forneit bda
your MLG teletubbies vid was literally my favorite MLG video ever
What about mlg Joey's world tour?
15:20 oh no guys, pyro avatar is sad because his mum didnt let him get the Fortnite Season 11 battle pass.
This was actually such an incredible edit. You are brilliant, Pyro. The matter is very unenthralling, but your subtle edits have really transcended the topic. Well done, man.
Peek he has an editor?
He's the editor