There’s no point wasting an hour in the ugliest character creator of all video games haha… not like you even look at your characters face all that much anyway
Yeah, same. Dark Souls has 3 parts yet Bloodborne only gets one despite being so popular and easily one of the most liked FromSoftware games. Doesn't make sense to me, lol
@@adventurous_soles9899 the first patch had some quicker skips and the dlc wasn’t out yet so it was a lot different. The first with current patch was probably like 2 hours+ lol.
watching this after Elden ring, Dist has calmed down so much even in six months. Proud of him, hes matured a lot. Rarely do you hear him mald anymore imo
Bloodborne is one of my all time favorite games. I've not watched any videos on or explored any wall/skip glitches myself. So seeing those for this game for the first time is hilarious. lol Thanks for sharing! The emergence of the infinite ammo glitch brought me here. (Shout out to user Moment)
PogU. This could be even sub 59 if he had swedist RNG at micolash. But still very impressive. Finally the all bosses speed run for BB becomes sub 1 hour
The most insane part of this is that this dude says it’s “not that hard to get sub 1 hour” and then follows it up with “sub 59 is quite tough”. The fact that even a minimum of ONE MINUTE changes it from not that hard to quite tough is beyond the scope of imagining how hard it is to do this. Major props
Im just so astounded that what took you a mere collection of minutes took me hours and hours of my life… Of course i am talking about the wolf gate skip.
@@philosoph1801 I mean, most people want something they're just not willing to put the time in for. He at least put in enough time to get a WR. Not many people could do that!
Congratulations on the WR, I have been trying to get that gate clip at the beginning for so long. You made it look flawless!!! I think I sat there for 4-5 hours one time trying to get it.
He isn't perfect at it. You don't see how many times speedrunners reset just to get a decent time for the skip on their stream. Usually he has to reset the wolf skip 3-4 times or more before the run really begins
@@bossedup957 well if this video is anything to go by, he will slaughter that punanrey with calculated disregard.. and be done quicker than most people thought possible... might even set a world record 🤔
Amazing Run! This is by far my favorite souls game, and it's really interesting to see all the places I haven't explored and levels beaten in just a matter of minutes. For me, it took hours, lmao
Thank god you’re an actual normal person. I swear whenever I try to watch speed runs of dark souls and bloodbourne these dudes say the weirdest shit. So bad I can’t even watch. So thanks lmao
Everyone always complained that Maria was one of the coolest bosses but also too easy/short of a fight. Now it’s the longest and hardest fight in the game!
i remember how dist said he wants to include the title worlds first just atleast one time, because he thinks that world firsts and such are so stupid xD. i remember he said he wants to try no hit in elden ring and wants to claim worlds first just to show how stupid the achievement is and how it means nothing :D. but congrats nethertheless dist!!!! you always amaze me with these runs. and i cant wait for many more!
it’s so funny seeing comments either mad that the run uses the in game timer so “it’s not sub-hour”, it uses glitches in a non-glitchless run and the cannon glitch. if you don’t like speedruns cause they “ruin the game”, watch a playthrough. if you don’t like the glitches, watch a GLITCHLESS run. the cannon glitch is really good and crazy fast which is what you want in a SPEEDRUN. it’s just crazy that people will throw themselves at stuff they don’t like and complain that much.
The stream chat (including a few streamers): *suggested a bunch of clickbait titles* Dist2: *chose a super vanilla title* Me: "Not even all cap and 69 exclamation marks ffs" [This comment was added for the sake of algorithm]
Elden ring is fantastic but there is just something so special about Bloodborne. Technically it may not be as good as elden ring but it's still my favorite game ever and I love watching speed runs of it
me: takes like *20/30 attempts* to kill bloood-starved beast Distortion2: kills him with the cannon man...that's actually not fair for me...that's not.
Lmao involuntary sit down! Say, I always notice that the unwanted emotes caused by dualshock movements always seem to be the same. I remember having this very brief celebration happen to me. Would it be feasible to customize it during some dead times? That way the animation is much shorter
Ok. First time seeing this Glitch with the Cannon and omg this is just fucking Nutty. Its crazy at all the glitchy things this game has. Makes me wanna try it cause I love the Cannon lol
friend- "bloodborne sounds interesting, how long does it take to finish"
me- "oh anywhere from 1hr to 200hrs"
It took me by playing with out speedruning 35
Thats with out the side bosses and dungeons and secret places a lot to explore amazing game 10\10 scary 😂
I went to every area and killed all the bosses in total it took about 140 hours
200 hours? I beat it first playthrough in like 30, and that's with getting stuck on Ebietras for like 4 hours
@@rparqer DLC incluyed ? Also, i can see someone spending a lot of hours if they start to play chalice like a sick man
Considering it normally takes me an hour and a half to get my character to look the way I want this is definitely one hell of an achievement lmao.
Putting upwards of an hour in the character creation page is an achievement in itself
character creation is fun i don't blame you
calm down princess
There’s no point wasting an hour in the ugliest character creator of all video games haha… not like you even look at your characters face all that much anyway
Larxa: We have 1 hour before going back from Belgium.
Dist: Ok, let me kill all bosses in Bloodborne real quick.
The atmosphere and the world of this game is so good. I really wish we could get a 2nd one.
Yeah, same. Dark Souls has 3 parts yet Bloodborne only gets one despite being so popular and easily one of the most liked FromSoftware games. Doesn't make sense to me, lol
Eventually we get one in the next years i think so
If there is one made without Miyazaki as main Director its gonna be DS2 all over again.
They will release this game for pc soon i think. And then some years later we will get BB2 but only as a PS5 exclusive i think
Bloodborne's story is over no need for a 2nd one
Congratulations, imagine 5 years ago someone saying that a sub 1 hour record would be achieved with the cannon only in the future lol.
Hmmm... I wonder who could do a crazy build and preparation to kill all bosses with this new glitch and then upload it to UA-cam...
What was the first speed run record? Do you know? Crazy how far it's come.
@@adventurous_soles9899 the first patch had some quicker skips and the dlc wasn’t out yet so it was a lot different. The first with current patch was probably like 2 hours+ lol.
Ray I hope to see "Cannon glitch vs all bosses Ng" and "Cannon glitch vs all bosses NG+6" on your channel 🤘💪🏼
Ray is here 😲
watching this after Elden ring, Dist has calmed down so much even in six months. Proud of him, hes matured a lot. Rarely do you hear him mald anymore imo
Sub 1hr Souls Game All Bosses world record AND big chicken breasts? Bro you are winning today!
Bloodborne is one of my all time favorite games. I've not watched any videos on or explored any wall/skip glitches myself. So seeing those for this game for the first time is hilarious. lol Thanks for sharing! The emergence of the infinite ammo glitch brought me here. (Shout out to user Moment)
PogU. This could be even sub 59 if he had swedist RNG at micolash. But still very impressive. Finally the all bosses speed run for BB becomes sub 1 hour
Hats off to You, You absolute LEGEND. I wouldnt ever imagine something like this would be possible in ALL Bosses category. GGWP My guy
The most insane part of this is that this dude says it’s “not that hard to get sub 1 hour” and then follows it up with “sub 59 is quite tough”. The fact that even a minimum of ONE MINUTE changes it from not that hard to quite tough is beyond the scope of imagining how hard it is to do this. Major props
I literally just finished watching the 1:00.25 run and now this. We go again.
Im just so astounded that what took you a mere collection of minutes took me hours and hours of my life…
Of course i am talking about the wolf gate skip.
i clicked on this expecting it to be from like 2 or 3 years ago, glad to see this community is still alive
Love to see dist getting WR. If only beta nemz38 was this dedicated.
Nemz be like: I want PB
Also Nemz: streams once every 8 years.
Who is that?
who?
Dude want‘s wr in DS3 but doesn‘t put the hours in
@@philosoph1801 I mean, most people want something they're just not willing to put the time in for. He at least put in enough time to get a WR. Not many people could do that!
Disgustingly beautiful as always. You sir never cease to amaze me! =]
You calling a a guy sir and putting a smiley face is why ppl arent proud
Congratulations good Hoonter! Gotta say, I love how this glitch has seemingly reignited the speedrunning for BB.
I guess this run answers the question "Could the bosses of Bloodborne defeat WW1 artillery?"
Just finished getting the Plat for Bloodborne... Seeing you do this, as fast as you did, is devastating. Hard work and practice pays off, great job!
Distortion you mad lad, you did it.
I‘m from the future and this big upcoming game called Elden Ring…the most massive FromSoft game ever….he just beat it in under 10 minutes…
38:48 the complete Bloodborne experience
That shit had me cackling fr 😂
As the hair gets longer, the runs get shorter. Props Dist, you just GOAT’d Bloodborne.
How fast can you complete Bloodborne?
Distortion2: YES
Tomorrow he’ll do sub 30 min at this rate
I never played the game and somehow its one of my favorites to watch..if it comes to PC ill get it for sure.
It really was a crime making it an exclusive
Congratulations on the WR, I have been trying to get that gate clip at the beginning for so long. You made it look flawless!!! I think I sat there for 4-5 hours one time trying to get it.
Spent all that time trying to clip through a game. Man you need to get some 🐈
He isn't perfect at it. You don't see how many times speedrunners reset just to get a decent time for the skip on their stream. Usually he has to reset the wolf skip 3-4 times or more before the run really begins
@@bossedup957 if it surprises you that some people can have interests or hobbies that don't pertain to having sex I dunno what to tell you
@@bossedup957 at least he takes time to learn and play a game instead of just watching a someone else play it for you
@@bossedup957 well if this video is anything to go by, he will slaughter that punanrey with calculated disregard.. and be done quicker than most people thought possible... might even set a world record 🤔
He did it. The beautiful bastard did it. Good job Dist. Congrats on the sub 1 hour.
DIST IS PISSED
Amazing Run! This is by far my favorite souls game, and it's really interesting to see all the places I haven't explored and levels beaten in just a matter of minutes. For me, it took hours, lmao
It took me 5 years to get all bosses.
@@mickshi279 ?
its your favorite souls game and you have yet to explore all the areas?
@@kiyosh1199 That's possible. Don't have to 100% a game to say it's your favorite.
@@sairentoeko 100% and exploring all areas is certainly different.
Lots of improvement to be made, as it always is with new routes! But this is a huge milestone and I’m very happy to see it
Shoutouts to Moment for discovering the new glitch
Wait, new glitches?! I don't need sleep, I need answers!
"Stored roll of the ass" Yup, it's going to be a WR. Congrats Dist!
Thank god you’re an actual normal person. I swear whenever I try to watch speed runs of dark souls and bloodbourne these dudes say the weirdest shit. So bad I can’t even watch. So thanks lmao
This speedrun has changed so much since I last watched one
7 mins in and you're at the point I'm currently stuck at in my ~30 hour run. Mad!
Did ya beat em champ?
Even bringing the time down a minute will take time it’s crazy every second counts bravo 👏🏽
Waiting for the ymfah video now lol
Bloodborne is still my favorite game of all time. I hope elden ring changes that🙏🏼
Everyone always complained that Maria was one of the coolest bosses but also too easy/short of a fight. Now it’s the longest and hardest fight in the game!
Dist: does anything
FoxSt3v3: “Let’s Move”
My man burned this game down! Congrats!!
i remember how dist said he wants to include the title worlds first just atleast one time, because he thinks that world firsts and such are so stupid xD. i remember he said he wants to try no hit in elden ring and wants to claim worlds first just to show how stupid the achievement is and how it means nothing :D. but congrats nethertheless dist!!!! you always amaze me with these runs. and i cant wait for many more!
5:49 imagine if he died there , this run would not exist
lmao just punching a guy in a wheelchair in the face. great run dude. that cannon glitch is absolutely hilarious
she cared more about the chicken than the run lmao
Thank you for guiding me I was lost and did not know where to go
it’s so funny seeing comments either mad that the run uses the in game timer so “it’s not sub-hour”, it uses glitches in a non-glitchless run and the cannon glitch.
if you don’t like speedruns cause they “ruin the game”, watch a playthrough. if you don’t like the glitches, watch a GLITCHLESS run. the cannon glitch is really good and crazy fast which is what you want in a SPEEDRUN. it’s just crazy that people will throw themselves at stuff they don’t like and complain that much.
Well done Dude, congratulations on getting it first. can't wait to watch :)
Watching Orphan being destroyed that way was oddly satisfying.
Come on Summoning Salt, I know you are here...
That cannon glitch is amazing, made me giggle every time.
Sub 1 hour with all the hiccups in the run...fecking amazing
Congrats my dude. Under 1 hour is crazy
My favourite distortion of all time
i haven’t played bloodborne in a while and just hearing all the enemy noises gives me ptsd. this game is so spooky
Absolute mad lad. Can't wait till you hit your next goal, whatever that ends up being.
never thought I'd see sub hour all bosses
Larxa and the chicken breasts right at WR :D ! GG!
Distortion2: Kills every single boss in Bloodborne in under an hour
Me: Hasn't even got to Gascoigne in a complete hour
thx to the whirlicannon, i‘ve kicked ludwig in ng+6…somehow i can‘t beat him casual anymore😂
Man I remember back when a play through of bloodbourne would have an hour of loading screen time…good times
Introducing the Word of Bloodborne, to the concept of the superiority of projectile weapons...
Dude you’re awesome Dist!!!!! Congrats on the record!
"What's that smell? ... The sweet blood, oh, it sings to me. It's enough to make a man sick"
Worth watching to the end for the trip D's chicken breast conversation
Love when my favorite speedrunner gets world record 😊
I'm glad I'm not the only one who heard him say "shadows fight" and audibly say " fight?" Lol
This made me realise there's so many areas I missed even though I beat the game twice lol
This game with a good monitor goes crazy. Edited the colors well enough and oh geez can’t get my hands of the game.
Miss the lore of this game, BB2 is a distant pipe dream
The stream chat (including a few streamers): *suggested a bunch of clickbait titles*
Dist2: *chose a super vanilla title*
Me: "Not even all cap and 69 exclamation marks ffs"
[This comment was added for the sake of algorithm]
I'll leave a clickbait title for if I make an edited video :)
@@distortion2 Dist's edited video? gachiBASS
you can tell he likes dbd cuz he immediately starts trash talking it when its mentioned
Elajjaz : Ah shit, here we go again.
Watching some of these bosses being melted by the cannon is still so satisfying to see 😄
Good job dude, i had to leave the stream eatly but im glad i can watch this good run
I’ve already seen this video like 3 times. Very impressive 👌
Feel asleep while watching strim so cheers for uploading it
This is a certified bloodborne moment, miyazaki can now remaster bloodborne
Elden ring is fantastic but there is just something so special about Bloodborne. Technically it may not be as good as elden ring but it's still my favorite game ever and I love watching speed runs of it
when your cousins come over and you wanna show them that game you’ve been talking about before they gotta leave:
I just started picking up challenge runs again and here you are doing this. Insane honestly wtf.
This was sooo incredible
Congrats dist, well deserved
Dist talking about how insane the run was, under 1 hour blablabla ....and larxa is impressed.....by the huge chicken breast!!!
me: takes like *20/30 attempts* to kill bloood-starved beast
Distortion2: kills him with the cannon
man...that's actually not fair for me...that's not.
Goat
Dist: gets world first
girlfriend: WOW! these pieces of chicken are huge.
She comes in talking about chicken not knowing Dist just hit the sub hr WR. Crazy
that glitch is crazy. this run could be optimized even more
Without the stored rolls, Dist could've had a sub 40
Lmao involuntary sit down! Say, I always notice that the unwanted emotes caused by dualshock movements always seem to be the same. I remember having this very brief celebration happen to me. Would it be feasible to customize it during some dead times? That way the animation is much shorter
The second he said "what's up simply" I got an add for "Simplii Financial" and I don't know whether to applaud the timing or not
Ok. First time seeing this Glitch with the Cannon and omg this is just fucking Nutty. Its crazy at all the glitchy things this game has. Makes me wanna try it cause I love the Cannon lol
how come the timer stopped when he quit out after the shadows fight, but not for the other times he quit out?
I think the timer is not actually what matters, iirc they use the in game time timer
Imagine getting killed because it's faster than talking to you
Another legendary run! Amazing work man. Also, Last Night in Soho is really good!
Man the art direction and color tone of this game is so dark and pallid
Gets the cannon: okay.
Gets the Saw: Ooohhhhh this the new one huh
i absolutely love Tiny Tony
11:10 - 11:16
Me when a "cinephile" says Christopher Nolan is trash, so he can feel smart and special.