i watched every after movie because i have no regard for my mental health

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  • @francescakyanda9182
    @francescakyanda9182 Рік тому +4819

    There’s no amount of journaling or hot girl walks that can beat down the trauma you’ve sustained this day bestie

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +319

      unfortunately this is true

  • @leylamcm
    @leylamcm Рік тому +3361

    Going from a stupid 13yr old who read and loved the original fanfictions and the books to a hardcore feminist who despises these stories is my biggest achievement. True character development.

    • @ic5889
      @ic5889 Рік тому +237

      More character development than any character in the after series got for sure

    • @user-oy5hb5nq5h
      @user-oy5hb5nq5h Рік тому +182

      Dont call yourself stupid! Alot of us convinced ourselves that this was romance and this sort of toxic cycle was the ‘heated romance’ we should all want. We were all tweens influenced by movies, books, shows growing up that this was what a passionate love meant, what else could we do but believe it, we were 13 :(

    • @hotsexyangel
      @hotsexyangel Рік тому

      So real

    • @hotsexyangel
      @hotsexyangel Рік тому +4

      @@user-oy5hb5nq5hso true 😭 it was society conditioning us that abuse & neglect is true love. & other stupid shit like “be a girl that’s just like the guys & not like other girls 😍” ughh. I’m so glad we as a whole saw how toxic & awful that mindset was.

    • @justinxcinema
      @justinxcinema Рік тому +18

      I am really curious, in Germany many women (20 years old and older) are going into these After Movies, they also love Fifty Shades of Grey and Twilight, why are these women loving Bad Boys?💎

  • @kylynch198
    @kylynch198 Рік тому +2683

    Carley is the friend Tessa needed in college who just absolutely roasts the shit out of Tessa's boyfriend at every opportunity

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +505

      put me in coach hardin wouldn't stand a chance

  • @AYVYN
    @AYVYN Рік тому +911

    Hardin’s Daily Schedule:
    1:00 PM: Wake Up
    2:00 PM: Punch Things
    3:00 PM - 8:00 PM: Gaslight Tessa
    9:00 PM: Commit Arson
    10:00 PM: Eat Hot Pockets
    11:00 PM: Punch Things
    12:00 AM: Try to get a Job
    12:01 AM: Go to bed and dream of assault

    • @st4rsholl0w
      @st4rsholl0w Рік тому +63

      you forget getting a new tattoo

    • @mobbagg0812
      @mobbagg0812 11 місяців тому +35

      I love that he sleeps 13 hours a night he’s a tyty little man baby in his racecar bed

    • @Sailormac2
      @Sailormac2 3 місяці тому +9

      Also, at some point, scream, “F**IN’ TREVOR!” into the void.

  • @RachelGrapeJuice
    @RachelGrapeJuice Рік тому +560

    This felt like sitting in a dorm room listening to your cool new friend at 3AM give the entire lowdown on the toxic annoying couple from their small blue collar home town that everyone can't stand

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +58

      omg this is such a compliment

  • @raekwonmalik
    @raekwonmalik Рік тому +2984

    carley may not be the hero we asked for , but she’s the one we needed 🫡

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +100

      thank you 🤩

    • @taylorbradley1998
      @taylorbradley1998 Рік тому +20

      In Carley we trust 🫡

    • @maryseptihet
      @maryseptihet Рік тому +26

      this is so much funnier when you realise the actor that plays hardin is literally called “hero”
      and his real full name, which literally seems like it’s written as a british character for a one direction fan fiction is:
      hero beauregard faulkner fiennes tiffin
      and as a briton with a really boring name I kinda have to stan

  • @eilidhm
    @eilidhm Рік тому +420

    anna todd heard style play on the radio and ran straight to wattpad with a dream and a lack of any idea what a healthy relationship is

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +80

      literally there are 0 healthy relationships in all four movies

  • @viceursa
    @viceursa Рік тому +449

    Actually, Landon is a bit of a villain for calling Tessa to handle his VIOLENT stepbrother

  • @mandycat2345
    @mandycat2345 Рік тому +1321

    “I’m not a manic pixie dream boy, I’m just me” is the best thing I’ve ever heard

  • @KenziLynn
    @KenziLynn Рік тому +2082

    Crazy how many fanfics about actual people have been getting turned into movie franchises

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +227

      we live in a wild time

    • @cassiel.6918
      @cassiel.6918 Рік тому +53

      It’s because One Direction had a massive fandom, so that’s a huge built-in audience.

    • @katgreer6113
      @katgreer6113 Рік тому +41

      ik 365 days, and 50 shades of gray, and after were fanfics turned franchises...what else?

    • @sunfvalley
      @sunfvalley Рік тому +16

      the bookstores in my country are getting filled with published fanfictions to the brim :) would never wish this upon my worst enemy. they come with easy big fandoms but the content quality is just not there

    • @liv9807
      @liv9807 Рік тому +19

      ​@@katgreer6113the kissing booth too idk if it's a series tho

  • @loulyz9422
    @loulyz9422 Рік тому +879

    I love that Harry Styles had to block the author when it became popular

  • @tiffany8132
    @tiffany8132 Рік тому +816

    you could’ve made up every plot point and i’d believe you

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +92

      honestly i wish i was lying

  • @laurelelizabeth4965
    @laurelelizabeth4965 Рік тому +581

    Can you imagine voluntarily doing so much math for a romantic gesture? How did Hardin win. HOW. And what were they thinking? Your options are the guy willing to do math for your and fix your problems and is hot versus the guy who CAUSES all of your problems and is a hot mess. AND SHE DOESN'T PICK DYLAN? Madness

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +126

      he did SO MUCH MATH

    • @hi.4174
      @hi.4174 Рік тому +38

      Imagine just like doing maths, let alone that much math , I could never.

    • @one-onessadhalf3393
      @one-onessadhalf3393 Рік тому +23

      I aspire to be as good a boyfriend as Dylan Sprouse would’ve been

    • @elenabe4718
      @elenabe4718 Рік тому +27

      "I'd gladly spend a lifetime doing taxes with you" vibe

    • @AYVYN
      @AYVYN Рік тому +5

      Hardin: I got some math for you Tessa. Me + You + Your Friend

  • @cutie11711
    @cutie11711 Рік тому +1087

    it’s actually a miracle i turned out okay (ish) when i was 12 years old waiting week to week for a new chapter of this shit show to drop on wattpad like literally i was sitting on THE PLAYGROUND of my MIDDLE SCHOOL reading a graphic sex scene after he’s just stalked her and read through her texts and beat someone up

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +319

      you are fighting for your life

    • @brigittenikolaj4716
      @brigittenikolaj4716 Рік тому +28

      same girl, same hahahaha

    • @aj7058
      @aj7058 Рік тому +49

      So proud of you for making it this far.

    • @fr4nkensk4nk
      @fr4nkensk4nk 2 місяці тому +2

      it made us stronger

    • @fortunatecookie
      @fortunatecookie Місяць тому +3

      Like when I read twilight in 5th grade. That’s what adolescence is for though, having the worst introduction to sex ever and then not being corrected by your sex ed class. That’s the American dream

  • @kat_kami
    @kat_kami Рік тому +1250

    Girly doesn't know there's another movie coming out in September called After Everything, there is no end to this nightmare 😅

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +375

      NOoO

    • @kat_kami
      @kat_kami Рік тому +111

      @@uncarley unfortunately yes... They say it will be the last one but I don't trust them

    • @SionaIsTired
      @SionaIsTired Рік тому +19

      i can confirm i’ve heard about this too and am terrified

    • @spacebuns34
      @spacebuns34 Рік тому +27

      yeah i was wondering how they could bear to leave the story without bringing the toxic lovers together again

    • @annemariecretyknudsen7201
      @annemariecretyknudsen7201 Рік тому +36

      The trailer for the next one features Tessa in a wedding dress. I just went to watch Barbie, leave me alone with your insanely toxic happily ever after kbye

  • @conversations_with_kara
    @conversations_with_kara Рік тому +497

    ah yes my favourite emily brontë quote "twas the night before christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse" 😍

  • @aldryrththerainbowdragon9081
    @aldryrththerainbowdragon9081 Рік тому +429

    What kills me about this whole "fanfic into movie trend" is that its always the trash. There's so many briliant fics out there. Stories with lines and plots and twists so profound I recover from them to this day. But no, they instead film whatever the hell this is. Infuriating.

    • @kelseylandon1224
      @kelseylandon1224 Рік тому +17

      kdramas and bls (specifically thai bls) are wildly popular and read like fanfics (in my opinion anyways) if you're ever interested

    • @RedMoonSolitary
      @RedMoonSolitary Рік тому +35

      Thank you! I hate the idea that people who have never read fanfics before and saw these movies are just going to get this generalized idea that all fanfics are bad, since they just happened to pick the worst ones out there to make popular movie franchises about. 😑

    • @kikimurray7328
      @kikimurray7328 Рік тому +5

      To be fair… it was popular enough to get adapted because we read it 😅😅 …. We did this

    • @whoopsie-daisy
      @whoopsie-daisy Рік тому

      Yeah! I've read a ton of good fanfictions but noooo we get this crap instead.

    • @august-bl1jh
      @august-bl1jh 11 місяців тому

      what are some good fanficssss i wanna read some

  • @ft-dev
    @ft-dev Рік тому +109

    this proves the After series is most definitely a psychological thriller

  • @TheJeannag
    @TheJeannag Рік тому +395

    One of my favourite things about After reviews of any kind is that everyone collectively agrees that that's Dylan Sprouse. Not the character, I to this day don't know the character's name, because we all agree that's Dylan Sprouse X'D

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +99

      he transcends acting

    • @dreamingofthemoon
      @dreamingofthemoon Рік тому +92

      I can only remember his name because of the iconic "FUCKING TREVOR" line lmao

    • @TheJeannag
      @TheJeannag Рік тому +13

      @@dreamingofthemoon After commenting, I scrolled and saw another comment mention that, and lost my entire shit X'D Yes, correct, that's the only way I remember what his character is called X'D

    • @one-onessadhalf3393
      @one-onessadhalf3393 Рік тому +3

      @dreamingofthemoon FOCKIN TREVAH

    • @Sailormac2
      @Sailormac2 3 місяці тому +2

      @@dreamingofthemoon Yep. He’s either Dylan Sprouse or F** IN’ TREVOR! No reviewer EVER has called him just “Trevor.”

  • @lucennastryker9093
    @lucennastryker9093 Рік тому +710

    I think the biggest plot twist of this series was that Tessa is short for Theresa

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +81

      YES

    • @Man-ej6uv
      @Man-ej6uv Рік тому +6

      that is vile

    • @Sailormac2
      @Sailormac2 3 місяці тому +7

      And Hardin frequently calls her Theresa, because all the toxic men in these I Can Fix Him novels always call the woman by her full first name - Isabella, Anastasia, etc.

  • @kamilah9752
    @kamilah9752 Рік тому +91

    the way that in the book the "challenge" isn't that he can make her fall in love with him but that he can take her virginity is literally wiiiiillllldddd like i wanna know who allowed this book to become a movie let alone a SERIES

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +14

      NOOOOOO

    • @kamilah9752
      @kamilah9752 Рік тому +4

      @@uncarley u have to do a video where u read the whole series cause it's honestly crazy and nothing makes sense

    • @Aphelia.
      @Aphelia. 2 місяці тому +2

      And she learns it after the fact too 😭

  • @lbhreads
    @lbhreads Рік тому +401

    the craziest thing about this for me is that the hardin guy is actually british and his accent is REAL. we don’t claim it

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +69

      RIGHT i thought he was american

    • @Elle-elle-elle
      @Elle-elle-elle Рік тому +83

      Looking him up, I think it's because he's a nepo baby from London and he's trying to do a working class accent (haven't seen the movie)

    • @lbhreads
      @lbhreads Рік тому +21

      @@Elle-elle-ellehe’s coming for yungblud’s brand

    • @lizarrdd
      @lizarrdd Рік тому +44

      its bc harry styles has a distinctive slow and deep voice that Hero is trying and failing to emulate

    • @Izzywildflowerr
      @Izzywildflowerr Рік тому +8

      @@lbhreadsisn’t yungblud from doncaster? doncaster and london accents are completely different

  • @mairenoates8294
    @mairenoates8294 Рік тому +252

    the best movie theater experience that i’ve ever had was for the first after movie where the theater was absolutely packed with girlies and everyone was groaning and heckling the movie together. it was beautiful

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +66

      i hosted a watch along of the first after movie and it was just everyone MAD in the theatre YELLING

    • @dreamingofthemoon
      @dreamingofthemoon Рік тому +2

      Happened to my cinema too! Just that it was pretty mixed actually, two boys in front of me were especially annoyed by Hardin lmao

    • @sosos4306
      @sosos4306 Рік тому +12

      For me it was a tiny cinema in the german countryside, just a handful of girls and when it was over everyone went "... that's it?"

    • @drishe08
      @drishe08 Рік тому +1

      😅😂😂 those were fun to hear...It didn't released here but the fourth movie was in the top 10 for 4-5 weeks on Netflix and I was shocked

  • @abbie2530
    @abbie2530 Рік тому +422

    I truly still think the most surprising thing about this movie is the fact that they were able to get Selma Blair to be a part of this atrocity

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +37

      IKR

    • @hi.4174
      @hi.4174 Рік тому +15

      How much money could they have possibly paid her for THIS????

    • @drishe08
      @drishe08 Рік тому +24

      Even Dylan Sprouse and Peter Gallagher

  • @SheaSavage2
    @SheaSavage2 Рік тому +141

    it's so fun how thinking hardin's actor is doing an absolutely atrocious fake british accent and googling him only to find he's actually british irl is a universal human experience. peace and love on planet earth

  • @sophiaisabelle027
    @sophiaisabelle027 Рік тому +516

    Despite her discomfort, uncarley never fails to entertain us with her own wits and humor. We will support her no matter what.

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +35

      this is so kind thank you

  • @br4ttyb4b3
    @br4ttyb4b3 Рік тому +179

    Jfc imagine turning in a super creepy/cringey/badly written paper about how in love you are with some chick in your class and the fucking professor just gives it to her to read!!! MORTIFYING

  • @TheJeannag
    @TheJeannag Рік тому +160

    Also as a total side note, I published my first book today and I have anxiety, so I'm staring at the loading "in review" screen just losing my mind convinced I just put out garbage, so there couldn't be a more timely reminder that I could put literally anything out there and not feel bad when this series exists. Carley and Anna Todd truly doing the lord's work.

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +53

      i relate to this so hard. watching or reading bad versions of what you do is so healing because you don't have to be perfect, in fact many people do what you do POORLY and still have success lol

    • @Erika-pq7ip
      @Erika-pq7ip Рік тому +7

      Theres no way you can be worse than these books😂😂

    • @TheJeannag
      @TheJeannag Рік тому +2

      @@Erika-pq7ip I have nothing but confidence now 🤣

    • @Strwbrrypancakes_
      @Strwbrrypancakes_ Рік тому +3

      I promise you, there is no way your book is as bad as this piece of garbage lol.
      As a side note, I admire your bravery! Not trying to be condescending or anything, it’s just I know how scary it is to put one’s work out there. I’m looking to publish my writing too, but I’m too nervous and don’t know how to get it published in the first place lol😭

    • @TheJeannag
      @TheJeannag Рік тому

      @@Strwbrrypancakes_ Weird, I responded but it isn't showing lol but once more, thankyou! Feel free to get in touch if there's any way I can help (I self-published, perhaps there's some things I can offer insight on). Good luck!

  • @Elle-elle-elle
    @Elle-elle-elle Рік тому +145

    The whole "let's all go for a drink after work and now we are hammered" is surprisingly common in offices

  • @madfromonline
    @madfromonline Рік тому +200

    okay but why are Hardin’s tattoos so Divergent coded

  • @madsstokes
    @madsstokes Рік тому +41

    As a person covered in tats, no tat artist would offer to numb the pain. They did that solely so he could say that he likes pain.

  • @monalikar6497
    @monalikar6497 Рік тому +730

    Tessa is the definition of a wasp mom in her college years 👌🏻

  • @remib1199
    @remib1199 Рік тому +94

    it should also be noted that after the second movie about five characters were recast including tessa’s mum, her boss’ wife and landon, so the cast was almost unrecognisable aside from tessa and hardin😭

  • @danid2387
    @danid2387 Рік тому +216

    I truly wonder if Harry has ever watched these movies out of pure curiousity

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +72

      i honestly hope not

    • @ValentineValmadre
      @ValentineValmadre Рік тому +52

      Didn't he block Anna Todd on Twitter? And I'm pretty sure that she invited his mum and his sister to the premier of the first movie. So he definitely knows they exist.

    • @kathyvest
      @kathyvest Рік тому +59

      ugh that feels so icky. I feel like if these movies have a right to exist than the man has a right to block them out of his mind. Inviting his family to the movie premiere just feels like an invasion

    • @drishe08
      @drishe08 Рік тому +5

      I'm sure he would say "that's not me!!!!"

    • @kendrarasberry3078
      @kendrarasberry3078 Рік тому +3

      @@drishe08But Harry broke up Jason Sudeikis’s family.

  • @MsTravelsoul
    @MsTravelsoul Рік тому +90

    As someone who has been in corporate America for 25 years, I can tell you the work trip to the club and all that happens is the most realistic thing in this movie. 😂

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +12

      hahahaha nevermind then!

  • @bintezahrabukhari
    @bintezahrabukhari Рік тому +561

    50 mins of carley shitting on the absolute worst love interest ever thought up in the land of fan fiction? i’m so ready-

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +35

      omg thank you bestie

  • @mandyfigueiredo
    @mandyfigueiredo Рік тому +116

    You probably can guess, but the books/fanfic are so much worse 😭 in the book, the bet that Hardin made was to take Tessa's virginity and show the proof (condoms and the sheet) to his friends, and guess what? He does it. Even after saying he "loves" her, he has sex with her, he keeps the sheets with blood from her first time, shows it to his friends AND accepts money for it (because he won the bet). It was the most disturbing thing I have ever read. Of course Tessa forgives him, because he cries in front of her or whatever, and he keeps being an asshole in the other books, one time Hardin finds out Tessa kissed Zed (when they were not together), so he goes to Zed and beats the shit out of him, breaks his nose, causes damage to the university's laboratory (and gets away with it), he calls her a whore more than once, is always breaking stuff when they fight, in one scene she KNEELS in front of him to beg for his forgiviness (don't remember if that's only in the fanfiction and not in the book for obvious reasons, but it's there)...awful.

    • @colt9836
      @colt9836 Рік тому +34

      Honestly, the books should be read as a textbook example of abuse: emotional, mental, and psychological.
      Like Amanda Todd, bestie, what were you thinking.

    • @athenajaxon2397
      @athenajaxon2397 Рік тому +15

      He was so terrible he made Christian Grey look good 😭😭

  • @MajesticAngel13
    @MajesticAngel13 Рік тому +88

    How far we have come as a society to finally say “a worser love story than Twilight.”

  • @zoestropes
    @zoestropes Рік тому +133

    the way i GASPED at how the last movie ends, they really just watched the all too well music video and zero critical thought said but what if tessa was jake gyllenhaal

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +22

      CAN YOU BELIEVE IT

    • @caitlindunn6526
      @caitlindunn6526 Рік тому +8

      No because I read the first book when I was young and remember the author included if this was a movie in the book she keeps up with Taylor so there’s no way it wasn’t unintentional.. LOL

    • @Ceeayejayy
      @Ceeayejayy Рік тому +11

      Wait so does this really end with her as a literal waitress and he is a NYT bestseller??? That’s it????

    • @caitlindunn6526
      @caitlindunn6526 Рік тому +6

      @@Ceeayejayy yes in the movie at least and it’s so sinister too because he doesn’t care at all he sees nothing wrong with capitalizing off of their traumatic relationship and how that will further traumatize Tessa he gives up “working things out” with Tessa for fame and money I’m sure he’ll back track in the next movie and I guess I shouldn’t have been surprised it is Hardin after all 🙄 but truly I was shocked how he made her the bad guy for being upset he wrote a book about her life without her consent

    • @alaiamoore5071
      @alaiamoore5071 10 місяців тому

      I was just about to comment!

  • @frontporchcake7592
    @frontporchcake7592 Рік тому +36

    I’ve been trying to get a job in publishing for the past 2 years and Tessa being like ‘teehee I’m not sure’ over an amazing offer makes me want to scream lol

  • @just_girly999
    @just_girly999 Рік тому +98

    It crazy to me that Tessa being 19-year old girl went to a club with their older coworkers where I assume she shouldn’t be cause she’s not even legally allowed to drink

    • @kelseylandon1224
      @kelseylandon1224 Рік тому +13

      was the original fanfic british where the drinking age is lower or something?

    • @just_girly999
      @just_girly999 Рік тому

      @@kelseylandon1224

    • @stephanieb1127
      @stephanieb1127 Рік тому +16

      @@kelseylandon1224 no omfg the author made it take place in WASHINGTON STATE hahahah

  • @crstph
    @crstph Рік тому +30

    my friends and i are in a toxic relationship with this franchise. every time there is a new movie we experience the torment together. there’s yelling and joking and bad wig choices and after it’s always like “wow! that was really bad and im mad now!” 10/10 bonding do recommend

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +3

      oh its SUCH a fun watch with your friends

  • @addy0917
    @addy0917 Рік тому +16

    fun fact: gracie abram's song "feels like" is about the time that her and her friend took the train from nyc to fairfield connecticut to watch the after movie.

  • @marniekilbourne608
    @marniekilbourne608 Рік тому +175

    No company would EVER offer to pay for all of that for a full-time employee let alone an intern! No way in hell!

    • @gabrielaharries8149
      @gabrielaharries8149 Рік тому +24

      i don't know about other companies, but publishing is really not in the best of times right now so there is no way they would just throw a bunch of money away on some irrelevant people

    • @abeyshouse
      @abeyshouse Рік тому +17

      its very unrealistic i agree, in the books it’s revealed hardin set it all up for her cause he’s friends with vance

    • @marniekilbourne608
      @marniekilbourne608 Рік тому +4

      @@abeyshouse Ah, I see.

  • @helenasbuchwelt
    @helenasbuchwelt Рік тому +24

    From wikipedia: "A fifth installment titled After Everything is currently in post-production, while a prequel and an additional sequel centered around the children of the series' main characters are also in development. "

  • @neuropsychedelic
    @neuropsychedelic Рік тому +50

    When I first moved to Atlanta I didn’t know anyone and thought it would be fun to be an extra and I ended up doing it for the first after movie and man, it was rough. I was there for like 12 hours through the night for the truth or dare party scene and the cast was “intense” to be around. Khadijha was so kind and genuine though.

    • @user-bk9bs3oc8c
      @user-bk9bs3oc8c Рік тому +8

      Omg I bet it was funny too that’s crazy. I‘m always thinking that the extras always kind of side eye the actors and the scripts especially with the reputation these movies have while filming. Do you still act?

  • @ilikesmosh101
    @ilikesmosh101 Рік тому +28

    I wish ppl knew how much worse the toxic relationship in the original watt pad can fiction was… reading the og at 12 years old makes me feel like a veteran and was definitely not good for my developing brain 😭 also the mom situation is so much darker in the original- (trigger warning for SA) he literally sees her get um gang***** as a kid and it is way more graphic and detailed in the description than it needed to be…And now looking back I’m like why would that be used as a way to humanize HIM????

    • @athenajaxon2397
      @athenajaxon2397 Рік тому +13

      I hate when authors use female trauma to develop male characters like leave us alone

  • @brookeworm18
    @brookeworm18 Рік тому +471

    carley deserves endless vegan tacos for her latest battle against brain rot for content

  • @kingsbury96
    @kingsbury96 Рік тому +69

    the way i just physically reacted with excitement when i saw the runtime of this

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +8

      hell yes get a snack

  • @Keish03
    @Keish03 Рік тому +50

    I have no interest in these movies but Ill watch a 40 min video essay on it in a heartbeat

  • @nataliyanabakova7419
    @nataliyanabakova7419 Рік тому +4

    they're so committed to the relationship and for WHAT

  • @alittleblawg
    @alittleblawg Рік тому +64

    carley: i will not be silenced ad-roll carley: i have to whisper

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +11

      silenced yet again 😔

  • @olicavannadaldin
    @olicavannadaldin Рік тому +33

    I love that Carley HATED the experience of watching these movies and was “all right AT LEAST I’m gonna monetize this, otherwise what have I just wasted my time on”

  • @hannahhannah1234
    @hannahhannah1234 Рік тому +36

    I just turned 17 so i wasnt old enough to have had a wattpad phase but im thankful bc based on the fact that im in a hunger games phase rn I probably would have been a victim of wattpad

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +16

      yes you would have fallen victim to wattpad

    • @shinefairy4516
      @shinefairy4516 Рік тому +4

      Trapped In An Island With Josh Hucherson

  • @mariannmarmal6665
    @mariannmarmal6665 3 дні тому +1

    25:50 i don’t think people realize that’s like true romance right there like i would cry if someone did that for me

  • @matariki9818
    @matariki9818 Рік тому +37

    "she can do a high poneytail and NOT turn into a hard boiled eggs" made me throw back my entire lunch. Carley bestie I will SUE you for this. As a big forehead girl myself this joke made me so happy I'm still cackling lol.

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +2

      im happy you feel seen fivehead bestie

  • @giorgia.m
    @giorgia.m Рік тому +30

    It’s crazy because Hero Fiennes Tiffin’s accent was basically the same as a child when he played young Voldemort in the flashbacks. Both these roles have clear undertones of malevolent evil.

    • @aniqakhan2735
      @aniqakhan2735 Рік тому +5

      Yes. This is Tom Riddle’s college romance at Hogwartz

  • @acecoycoy
    @acecoycoy Рік тому +67

    Even if I am not slightly curious about the subject, I will listen to her commentary on anything because she is hella entertaining and funny. :P

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +9

      omg thank you so much

    • @cmMcCullen
      @cmMcCullen Рік тому +3

      Same. I know nothing of these movies. I just love her take on pretty much everything. But now after watching this I want to go watch this train wreck so I can feel like a part of the community. 😂😂😂

  • @not_you_i_dont_even_know_you
    @not_you_i_dont_even_know_you Рік тому +29

    As much as I hate my office job I am beyond grateful it's not like Tessa's internship. Me and like 10 old ladies and 1 tired gay man and the only drama is WHO IS EATING CHIPS IN HIS SILENT OFFICE MAKE IT STOP.

  • @montecristo1845
    @montecristo1845 Рік тому +39

    Only ten minutes into the video and this After already sounds like it was written by someone who thought or dreamt they took a beginner’s creative writing class (one that only covered the bare bones of characters and story) and are like: NAILED IT!!!

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +6

      this is the vibe

    • @montecristo1845
      @montecristo1845 Рік тому

      @@parxfilms2548 I’d better watch the rest of the video, then!

  • @johannaelloso9418
    @johannaelloso9418 Рік тому +10

    Carley i appreciate you for telling us what show/movie every single actor is from to save us time from looking them up ourselves 😍🙌

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +4

      i need to know or i cant relax

  • @lovefromwonderland
    @lovefromwonderland 11 місяців тому +3

    I still will never get over the fact that everyone thought Hardin’s actor was faking his accent when he’s ACTUALLY English 💀💀 how do make your own accent sound unnatural

  • @intergalactic-loser
    @intergalactic-loser Рік тому +52

    carley is gonna girlboss too close to the sun one day

  • @sofie.h
    @sofie.h Рік тому +26

    briefly read this title as 'i watched *every movie*' and my first thought was to admire your dedication rather than question how that would even be possible. just so u know the sort of feats my brain assumes you're capable of :)

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +9

      my next video will be watching every movie ever made lol

    • @sofie.h
      @sofie.h Рік тому +3

      @@uncarley notifications are ON

  • @lalaluvbot
    @lalaluvbot Рік тому +18

    the best part of this is that any part of the movies can be summarized with the words "who cares!" and i wholeheartedly agree, thank your for this carley, you're a real trooper

  • @lizbethbrown7526
    @lizbethbrown7526 Рік тому +6

    For the girlies who need this!
    Hardin=harry
    Landon=Liam
    Zed=Zayn
    Nate= Niall
    Logan= Louis

  • @l0serboi
    @l0serboi Рік тому +18

    Forever grateful I only read the gay one direction fanfics and never voluntarily subjected myself to this. You are doing a great service for letting me experience this without lifelong trauma

    • @planetaryray7119
      @planetaryray7119 Рік тому +1

      Amen 🙏 would reread room 317 or escapade over after any day of the week

  • @scarlethunter9361
    @scarlethunter9361 Рік тому +49

    Freaking Trevor is my favorite line from the series ❤

  • @tinyrat275
    @tinyrat275 Рік тому +24

    Ma’am your sense of humor is literally perfect thank you for suffering for our enjoyment 🙏

  • @not_ur_mamas_mothman
    @not_ur_mamas_mothman Рік тому +20

    Please take a week of self care, you deserve it, queen 👑

  • @apoorvapatwardhan
    @apoorvapatwardhan Рік тому +3

    carly will be in my thoughts and prayers today for going through this all by herself. i can only imagine the amount of sheer tolerance and grit it must've taken for her in this expedition. truly an icon through and through.

  • @sarahline9200
    @sarahline9200 Рік тому +7

    Okay but no feeling will compare to binge reading this on wattpad on my Christmas vacation in my senior year of high school when I was obsessed with Harry Styles

  • @calynclare
    @calynclare Рік тому +8

    i work in publishing and i don't even get paid a living wage. the most unrealistic part of this trilogy is the boundless generosity of the publishing industry towards a junior employee

  • @gabi8096
    @gabi8096 Рік тому +9

    "AND HE'S BRITISH" REALLY BROKE ME DOWN laughing and crying

  • @ecemongider1789
    @ecemongider1789 Рік тому +9

    carleyyy, i can’t stop looking at your bookcase/fireplace situation, so please do a tour for us

  • @JoshDudley
    @JoshDudley Рік тому +4

    GIRL this drama in these movies… Skam’s 4 seasons would water your soul

  • @skywales3807
    @skywales3807 Рік тому +137

    Damn not Carly losing braincells for a video. Hats off for you babygworl

  • @naomicignarale7779
    @naomicignarale7779 Рік тому +7

    This video led me to watch all 4 movies and I sadly will be in theaters seeing the 5th one because I'm too invested in the drama. It feels like Stockholm syndrome and I'm officially trapped in the lore of everything and I can't escape even though it is so awful.

  • @sofiastj
    @sofiastj Рік тому +18

    This movie would be great as a thriller

  • @justabluelilicon526
    @justabluelilicon526 Рік тому +13

    Carley we as fans sincerely thank u for ur sacrifice 🙏🏾 ur humour and wit is always greatly appreciated 😭😭😭

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +1

      thank you for watching bestie!! i hope you're doing well

  • @ihartdiamonds
    @ihartdiamonds Рік тому +9

    The worst crime of the After series is that it inspired my mother to write a novel-length age-gap self-insert Wattpad fanfic of her own about Luke Hemmings

  • @arifike
    @arifike Рік тому

    Never seen any of these movies or had the slightest inclination to but dagnabit if this video wasn’t absolutely amazing. Love you for what you do for us. The lords work, truly.

  • @imsocool6862
    @imsocool6862 Рік тому +57

    you truly went through the trenches for this one

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +11

      i have trench foot bestie

  • @MartaREL
    @MartaREL Рік тому +53

    Who’s gonna tell her there’s a 5th movie? 👀

  • @cmad13
    @cmad13 Рік тому +12

    I needed this! Also I bet an unhinged recap of the kissing booth movies would also be traumatic and hilarious

  • @torrejohnson3940
    @torrejohnson3940 5 місяців тому +1

    reading this when i was like 13 on wattpad now watching it now as an adult is wild

  • @alexandriazabek5401
    @alexandriazabek5401 Рік тому +4

    Just wanted to say thank you sm for covering these I never actually sat down and watched them so thanks queen!!!

  • @CL-uc1kv
    @CL-uc1kv 6 місяців тому +1

    Anyway thanks for summarising this and giving me something to listen while I get my nails done

  • @malik.1688
    @malik.1688 Рік тому +3

    I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I HAVE TO CLEAN MY DEPRESSION ROOM TODAY AND THIS WILL DEFINITELY HELP ME GET THROUGH SOME OF THE WORST OF IT AHHHH

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +1

      yess youve got this bestie!!

  • @krudoesstuff
    @krudoesstuff Рік тому +7

    bff i have read them all. at 15 no less, nothing is gonna make me relive the trauma by watching them

  • @anothergirlonthesubway
    @anothergirlonthesubway Рік тому +17

    **sheds single tear** I have been waiting for this moment. Thank you for all you do, queen ❤️

  • @mirmirmr
    @mirmirmr Рік тому +9

    thank you carley for magically posting a video whenever i need something to watch!

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +2

      thank you for watching!!

  • @MB-ic3ou
    @MB-ic3ou Рік тому +6

    Landon is literally meant to be Liam Payne which KILLS me bc it’s Mr “you better remove those hands” Liam Payne.

  • @lillytales4965
    @lillytales4965 Рік тому +7

    My friend and I decided to get drunk and binge watch the entire series for the laughs, and only after we were both blind drunk did these movies make sense. Harden trying to burn his mother's house down could only be understood after you've had 16 fireball shots. Highly recommend

  • @nemonobody88
    @nemonobody88 Рік тому +6

    The popularity of the After movies and After books makes me really really question people's reasoning in romanticizing and liking toxic relationships o.O

  • @memena420
    @memena420 Рік тому +6

    thank you for your service carley, i'll pray for your mental health 🙏

  • @emmali7406
    @emmali7406 Рік тому +5

    i would pay to watch you watch these films in real time and see your authentic unhinged reactions

  • @colespradlin6994
    @colespradlin6994 Рік тому +4

    your commentary videos are like if the essence of Glee was a youtube channel. absolutely unhinged in the most entertaining way possible. A real "just like me fr" in the most "I need therapy" of ways. Truly inspirational.

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +1

      omg this is the highest compliment

    • @colespradlin6994
      @colespradlin6994 Рік тому

      @@uncarley it was meant as one, doing God's work, braver than the troops.

  • @user-qb1ht7fr3n
    @user-qb1ht7fr3n Рік тому +28

    They ruined ‘ whatever our souls are made of his and mine are the same ‘ for me😢!!!

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +11

      TRULY RUINED

    • @LS-vq2or
      @LS-vq2or Рік тому +5

      Also it's funny that they say that in a romantic kind of way when wuthering heights is anything but a romance and comparing your relationship to Catherine and Heathcliff is outing yourself as in an unhealthy abusive relationship pfuhejrfe

    • @user-qb1ht7fr3n
      @user-qb1ht7fr3n Рік тому +3

      @@LS-vq2or their relationship was soooo toxic, the whole time Hardin and Tessa keep doing senseless things yet getting back together nd breaking up over nd over , cause the 12 yr old child who wrote it on watt pad probably couldn’t come up with anything else

  • @meddlesome-
    @meddlesome- 6 місяців тому +1

    love that i somehow know the 1D guys names well enough to be able to tell which is which from their laughably similar names

    • @meddlesome-
      @meddlesome- 6 місяців тому +1

      it's like. Harden is Harry obviously. Zedd is Zayne. Noah is Niall. Landon is Liam. Same number of syllables, same starting letter - when you get a name like Zedd it's like. this is fanfiction.

    • @meddlesome-
      @meddlesome- 6 місяців тому +1

      I guess Lance or Vance or whatever is Louis . hmm which is which