@@Foreignhedgehog legend says there are people who have gone out of their homes and have seen the sun. It also tells of mythical activities that involves exercise and balls.
Те кто говорят что голос Шлатта идеален для гуся просто не слышали куплинова…. Eng. Those who say that schlatts voice is perfect for a goose haven’t heard abt Kuplinov…
2:259:48 this is the laugh of a complete and utter maniac. Schlatt has lost any remains of sanity there was to began with. He's too far gone boys, there's no help for him anymore. RIP Schaltt's mind
Tha amount of times I wrote schaltt, and 5hen laughed for 10 minutes because I came up with jsalty Also schlatt doesn't need a mind, he needs a business compass that points him toward cash money decisions
Schlatt 2019: волк, утка Щлатт 2020: Строение зубов волка - важная характеристика, определяющая образ жизни этого хищника. На верхней челюсти имеются 6 резцов, 2 клыка, 8 премоляров и 4 моляра. Нижняя челюсть содержит на 2 моляра больше.
I'm very glad that I watched the full streams first, because just watching the highlights makes you miss out on a lot of funny chat moments. However, I do enjoy seeing what Schlatt thinks are the funniest moment. (He's right)
i was gonna show this video to a friend who doesnt know anything about schlatt and then i realized that half of this is inside jokes schlatt really be developing a culture
Все утки имеют очень водонепроницаемые перья. Перья утки настолько водонепроницаемы, что даже когда утка ныряет под воду, пуховый слой перьев рядом с кожей остается совершенно сухим. Утки всеядны и едят траву, водные растения, насекомых, семена, фрукты, рыбу, ракообразных и другие виды пищи. Утята моложе 10 дней, как правило, плавают и ходят группой, всегда рядом с матерью, чтобы избежать нападения хищников. Большинство видов уток моногамны в течение сезона размножения, но они не часто спариваются на всю жизнь. Вместо этого они будут искать новых партнеров каждый год, выбирая самого здорового, сильного и лучшего партнера, который поможет им передать свои гены новому поколению утят. Утки - общительные, социальные животные, которые чувствуют себя наиболее комфортно, когда находятся в большой группе других уток. Утки - это птицы. Уток также называют «водоплавающими», потому что они обычно встречаются в местах, где есть вода, таких как пруды, ручьи и реки. Утки могут жить до 20 лет, в зависимости от вида и при хорошем уходе. На производство яиц влияет дневной свет. Когда световой день больше, утки откладывают больше яиц. Чтобы этого не произошло, фермеры используют искусственное освещение, чтобы у уток было около 17 часов света в день для эффективного производства яиц. Яйца обычно вылупляются в течение 28 дней, за исключением мускусной утки, для вылупления которой требуется около 35 дней. Мать-утка будет держать выводок утят вместе, чтобы защитить их от хищников. Утки были одомашнены в качестве домашних и сельскохозяйственных животных более 500 лет, и все домашние утки произошли либо от кряквы, либо от мускусной утки. Кряквы, в частности, легко скрещиваются с другими видами уток, а кряквы часто скрещиваются со всеми видами уток в местных прудах.
I remember watching this video years ago and forgot to check the channel name, i enjoyed it so much and so i was so sad that i couldnt find it again. Years later i started watching the dsmp and looked at your channels videos from long ago. It made me so happy to find it again, Love you and all your videos!
Так, соотечественники, sсhlatt реально угарает по русским словам, и похоже его аудитория тоже. Давайте подыгрывать и вести себя достойно, без всяких "Я тут один русский????" "С русского по лайку"!!! И т.д. Люблю вас
@Steveluvscows you lifesaver, I have been scouring the internet for that song and only now occurred to me to look in the comments. Almost gave up, so thanks!
I love how much schlatts voice fits the game itself. Just the utter chaos and absolute assholery of a goose really fits his voice. The editing and game controls make it so much funnier too 🤣
“It’s President Obama”
*Sharp inhale* “He plays cricket, I knew he was a communist”
How does schlatt know what cricket is?
Anti communist propaganda
@@yusufahsan9152 How *do* people know what sports are?
@@Foreignhedgehog
legend says there are people who have gone out of their homes and have seen the sun. It also tells of mythical activities that involves exercise and balls.
@@pyrrehraus6571 That's ridiculous! No son nor daughter of mine will ever do such unheard of things.
Game: Literally called untitled goose game
Schlatt: d u c k
*Untitled duck game*
Bonk
Утка
Correction утка
In Bonk we trust.
"Goose" word in game's title: 'exist'
Schlatt: "Гусь? No, this is утка!!!"
Russian dude
@@vikadota yes
But its really утка bahahah
YTka lol-
Те кто говорят что голос Шлатта идеален для гуся просто не слышали куплинова….
Eng. Those who say that schlatts voice is perfect for a goose haven’t heard abt Kuplinov…
They need a movie about a mischievous talking goose and it should be voiced by jschlatt
But would Obama agree to be cast? The movie would die without obama
Goose: The Movie
@@dansstuff9426ytka the movie
*Sees black dude.*
"It's president Obama."
1k no comment
Lmaoo
Every thousand likes there is a thousand likes and I am breaking the line
"YOU LIKE WET"
Top 10 quotes before disaster.
what is joes last name
Stephaine :Budai where’s my fuckin dad
Joe died ten years ago Stephanie. You need to move on.
Stephaine :Budai mama
@@cherrisoda892 just killed a man
5:52 his voice became so violent...I wasn’t prepared :(
is everything ok at home?
@@kaseywaites6996 i wish my friend
3:05 Sclatt: “Ya like wet?, yeah, YEAH!”
*Groundskeeper decides to walk in water*
Schlatt: *S C R E A M S*
his voice is exactly what i think the gooses voice would be. especially the insane laughter and screaming.
666 likes
✨Yes✨
mmmmmm I like see number go 999-1k
He is a goose
true
Утка: *exists*
Гусь: am I a joke to you?
Факт ☝🏻
ИМЕННО
Орнул
Ghoster G. Bonk
Haha yeah man
“I’M GOIN FOR THE CASH!!!”
*Doesn’t grab the cash*
2:25 theres nothing like the sound of a child’s innocent laugh
Crazy laugh-
Schlatt's voice fits this game so well. It just conveys the pure bastard energy radiated by утка so well.
you mean Гусь right?
“bastard energy” is something i never thought i’d hear
plot twist: he is actually the goose
@@dmpmomof3 it’s a goose, the game is called untitled GOOSE game
Pewds version was better tho i think hes the man for утка
6:03 now that's a scream of dominance if i've ever heard one
2:00
He protect
He attack
But most importantly
He goes..
Quack
schlatt’s screams is literally filled with pure unadulterated fear
i agree
0:12
And his laughs are filled with pure hysteria
I thought you meant the scream at 6:01
This is how he sounds lime without the funny mic.
Watching this made me realize how close schlatt’s personality is to a goose
Conservative
You mean утка
Maxdragon924 no that’s duck not goose
a business man
@@maxdragon9248 they meant гусь
How long will schlatt realize he’s playing as a goose and not a duck
*nobody say anything*
@@soap7686 *my mouth is shut*
"I gotta go to church!"
*proceeds to drop two f-bombs*
Schlatt: “I’m not gonna be this easily amused by this game”
Me: Mhm
*schlatt
Depalodor ah sorry lol, thanks for correcting
for those who didn’t watch this live, schlatt spent almost an hour on that opening screen, laughing at the way утка bent his head forward.
утка
I left and came back to the stream so many times waiting for hi to leave I swear to god
I need the actual full clip of that
I love мою утку
Fr
His maniacal little goblin laugh when he stole the keys sent me
"God, I'm coming!"
-Jschlatt, 2019
2:25 9:48 this is the laugh of a complete and utter maniac. Schlatt has lost any remains of sanity there was to began with. He's too far gone boys, there's no help for him anymore. RIP Schaltt's mind
God I fucking love his batshit crazy laugh lmaooo
Tha amount of times I wrote schaltt, and 5hen laughed for 10 minutes because I came up with jsalty
Also schlatt doesn't need a mind, he needs a business compass that points him toward cash money decisions
I love it no matter how much it scares me :']
I raise you the scream from 10:58. In my nightmares.
Untitled Goose Game
“What’s the Russian word for *duck* “
Congrats Schlatt, failed step one
Goose in Russian is literally Goose' (гусь) so it wouldn't be that great of a joke
How did I not notice
Утка Блять
@@rico-228 Гусь Блять
@@artemiy_avd duck-утка
"he protecc"
"he attacc"
"but most importantly, he go *QUACC* "
schlatt: *laughs like a complete and utter maniac*
but most importantly he oneb
8:46 “just like how he broke the economy”
Schlatt sounds like he is actual having fun, and it makes me really happy
Bruhtin Shake Same ^^
Communism
@@alectheamazing that’s not being a simp at all, it’s just enjoying the content lmao
@@alectheamazing you call anyone being nice, "simp" I'm guessing you're a 12 yr old who has twitter and follows cancel culture too.
@@amy-ge3pp no the simp part is that makes you happy that a streamer that prolly hasnt even read a single comment of yours is having fun.
i love how he just morphs from a businessman into a chaotic trickster gremlin when he plays this
It’s brilliant
i was calmly playing minecraft with his videos playing in the background when i heard a grown man shout "im going in all the way"
LOL
Schlatt: “I’m taking the boat”
Me: “Thats a car-“
When ytka said *"honk"* I felt that... 😔
it's Гусь that said hink
Когда утка сказала «гудок», я почувствовал, что... 😔
Jajajajajaja
меня зовут джефф
finalism2 No no, it’s утка. Lower case Ks don’t exist in Cyrillic
😔👊
"IM GOIN FOR THE CASH"
**Grabs calculator **
"WE OUT"
That was the cash register...
@@dale6505 no...it wasn't, it prints receipts
꧁ Croissant ꧂ what kind of calculator do you have
People here too young to know calculators that can print the results. My dad had one at his office when I was younger.
@@irrelevoice ok boomer
Everyone else is like:
"I became a *goose* in untitled *goose* game!"
And schlatt is over here like:
" what's russian for *duck* "
The goose literally went YOONK 9:35
Dolan Dark harassing CallMeCarson, 2019 colourized
@@ignatio2044 no the fuck he doesnt
You forgot the time
It's 5:56
MEMEASAUR420 LMAO
@@gremory2434 bruh
@@gremory2434 sir...
"now i know how women who wear size 13 nikes feel"
I'm still laughing
I just got that reference
JUST FUCKING NOW
Still?
are you still laughing?
I'm pretty sure this is the first Schlatt video I ever watched. 10/10 Been hooked ever since
0:30 when he said утка he sounded so happy
I can't 😂
Obama:
Schlatt: he forgot how to sit just like he forgot how to run the country
Delete
get out of here Minebama, you forgot how to mine just as you forgot to make a cave update
Freken minebama ruined Minecraft
@@classifiedamphibian4649 gayschlatt ruined the economy I built.
*mineconemy
And schlatt coin will always be a better currency
Schlatt 2019: волк, утка
Щлатт 2020: Строение зубов волка - важная характеристика, определяющая образ жизни этого хищника. На верхней челюсти имеются 6 резцов, 2 клыка, 8 премоляров и 4 моляра. Нижняя челюсть содержит на 2 моляра больше.
ok
Ahmes really said "6 2 8 4 2" and I felt it...
ага
Авххх
@@oimate1958 хух,я не единственный русскоговорящий ,смотрящий шлатта
2:43 glad to know this man is cultured enough to watch impractical jokers
what schlatt should have said
"why did the chicken cross the road?"
"why"
"because *G O O S E*
Imaging the commentary with Schlatt’s face still doesn’t compute in my head
i fully agree
Yeah dude
Honestly I'm convinced it's the goose talking
Now it makes sense
Schlatt: Calls Goose Утка
Russians: Should we tell him that means "duck"? and also "Urinal"?
Nah he'll be fine.
What does goose even mean in russian?
@@ammagon4519
Гусь.
возможно бутка?
In a slav-language I speak, "утка" means "Fuck up".
Утка doesn't mean urinal lol
He protecc
he atacc but
most importantly he go
He go quacc
Poety
7:27
*Schlatt:* I'm going for the cash!
*grabs the receipt printer*
how long until schlatt starts streaming in full russian
Скоро, друг мой. Скоро...
Наверное очень скоро
когда-нибудь Бонк и утка вступят во владение. И это будет великолепно
what does any of this mean
@@Conklin03 they're sayin that soon that will happen
“I don’t rap, i just quack” - jschlatt 2019
'I NEED TO GO TO CHURCH!'
"GOD IM COMMIN'"
I'm very glad that I watched the full streams first, because just watching the highlights makes you miss out on a lot of funny chat moments. However, I do enjoy seeing what Schlatt thinks are the funniest moment. (He's right)
8:00 "child does the stanky leg in the middle of the street as he horrifically pisses himself in fear of ootka"
ytka
chip skylark I mean who wouldn’t in that situation
It’s утка
*6:00
i swear this is literally how a duck thinks
7:36 That was a smart joke XD
When schlatt laughs like a villain it's terrifying
i was gonna show this video to a friend who doesnt know anything about schlatt and then i realized that half of this is inside jokes
schlatt really be developing a culture
I think you mean religion
@@FaulkieB yes. very powerful cult. they dance around bird seed and bred
3:49 when schlatt laughs while the duck's neck is bending forward is the funniest shit
v i b i n
@@Sarwex117 lmao
Schlatt sees a fork in the road*
Goes right because be doesn't wanna pay more taxes
*Reaches dead end*
The only time I've heard someone scream that loud is when I watched someone play a horror game
7:28
Художественный фильм "Спиздили"
😂😂😂👌
Так можно описать всю игру👌
sed quid dicat mihi non licet
жиза
The "taxes" joke is very underappreciated.
Agreed and I'm a year late
Все утки имеют очень водонепроницаемые перья. Перья утки настолько водонепроницаемы, что даже когда утка ныряет под воду, пуховый слой перьев рядом с кожей остается совершенно сухим.
Утки всеядны и едят траву, водные растения, насекомых, семена, фрукты, рыбу, ракообразных и другие виды пищи.
Утята моложе 10 дней, как правило, плавают и ходят группой, всегда рядом с матерью, чтобы избежать нападения хищников.
Большинство видов уток моногамны в течение сезона размножения, но они не часто спариваются на всю жизнь. Вместо этого они будут искать новых партнеров каждый год, выбирая самого здорового, сильного и лучшего партнера, который поможет им передать свои гены новому поколению утят.
Утки - общительные, социальные животные, которые чувствуют себя наиболее комфортно, когда находятся в большой группе других уток.
Утки - это птицы. Уток также называют «водоплавающими», потому что они обычно встречаются в местах, где есть вода, таких как пруды, ручьи и реки.
Утки могут жить до 20 лет, в зависимости от вида и при хорошем уходе.
На производство яиц влияет дневной свет. Когда световой день больше, утки откладывают больше яиц. Чтобы этого не произошло, фермеры используют искусственное освещение, чтобы у уток было около 17 часов света в день для эффективного производства яиц.
Яйца обычно вылупляются в течение 28 дней, за исключением мускусной утки, для вылупления которой требуется около 35 дней. Мать-утка будет держать выводок утят вместе, чтобы защитить их от хищников.
Утки были одомашнены в качестве домашних и сельскохозяйственных животных более 500 лет, и все домашние утки произошли либо от кряквы, либо от мускусной утки. Кряквы, в частности, легко скрещиваются с другими видами уток, а кряквы часто скрещиваются со всеми видами уток в местных прудах.
I remember watching this video years ago and forgot to check the channel name, i enjoyed it so much and so i was so sad that i couldnt find it again. Years later i started watching the dsmp and looked at your channels videos from long ago. It made me so happy to find it again, Love you and all your videos!
“He’s like a big bank and I’m the financial crisis of 2008”
I can't wait for "The Amazing Adventures of волк and утка" in the near future.
ВолкВолк's bizarre adventure
It makes me so proud when I understand his references like the Q from impractical jokers one
3:35 The groundskeeper has just been distracted
"Безымянная goose игра"
Yes
Yes
Yes
да
@@archiemarryme4456 ya vol
That goose bobbing his head makes me laugh because my budgie does that when he is happy and my parents are fighting upstairs.
F
A year later and I still laugh at this- I'm sorry-
"WE GOIN FOR DA CASH" schlatt quacks, grabbing a receipt printer.
3:25
*HE BE VIBIN DOE*
Так, соотечественники, sсhlatt реально угарает по русским словам, и похоже его аудитория тоже. Давайте подыгрывать и вести себя достойно, без всяких "Я тут один русский????" "С русского по лайку"!!! И т.д. Люблю вас
ЭтО ГуСь БлЯтБ!!!11
Я это почувствовал
Утка похожа на гуся
- хоть кто-то это сказал :_)
уТкА
@@zulu-6373 I don't even know Russian but I can tell that's mockery capitalization
7:27 "I'M GOING FOR THE CA$H!!!!!!!!!!"
-Jschlatt, circa 2019
What’s the song that plays then?
New Donk City from Mario Odyssey.
@Steveluvscows you lifesaver, I have been scouring the internet for that song and only now occurred to me to look in the comments. Almost gave up, so thanks!
Don’t be fooled, he was trying to push a stool for 30 minutes
“I’m takin’ the boat!"
**grabs a car**
JSCHATT WATCHES IMPRACTICAL JOKERS. THIS IS A CERTIFIED BRUH MOMENT
Bruh moment the channel?!?!?!?
Antonydabossman nah
@@gavinvink6142 oh. Bruh.
haha jschatt like the did poo poo haha
But in turn of finding this out, he insults Q's amazing hat godammit
genuinely one of the funniest streams i’ve ever been a part of and i’m so glad schlatt loved it too
Jshlatt: “Now I know how women who wear 13 size men’s Nike feel”
Me: *Laughs in 13 size men’s Nike*
Me reading the title: "since when can schlatt speak/write Russian?"
game: Untitled Goose Game
Schlatt: it’s. A Duck
You mean Untitled ytka game?
Augusto Lanzini I know I’m OP but you’re so right
Sienna C. Look at all those chickens
"untitled goose game"
"so this is a duck"
No, it's an yTka
@@samsemy6825 no, it's a гусь
No its *G A N S O*
Brother
*PATO*
Schlatt: I'm not gonna be this easily amused by this game.
Literally everyone: DOUBT
4:34 step sisters when they're stuck and step brother walks in
11:43 me and the goose are vibin
Jschlatt: _sees a random black person_
Jschlatt: "iS ThAt OBaMa!1?!?"
Get the groundskeeper wet
“Im sorry what kind of game is this?”
Yes he did say that
Yes he did say that
Yes he did
@@0xmusou you ruined the chain you mouthbreathing dumbo
shut up hobo
ive never seen schlatt radiate so much joy from a game everytime i watched this i just get so happy
truly an утка moment
“I’m not gonna be easily amused by this game” very true mhm
Stolen comment literally posted like 10m ago...
@@rq7xD creeper! Aww man
@@rq7xD When you can't comprehend two people out of 7.5+ billion having the same idea.
@@rq7xD “I’m not gonna be easily amused by this game” very true mhm
“why does he have....parkinson’s?”
I fucking love that especially after wii fit and how the instructor noticed him shaking
0:49 the fact that I know that the church Bells only ring after 6 minutes into an area makes this hilarious
I love how much schlatts voice fits the game itself. Just the utter chaos and absolute assholery of a goose really fits his voice. The editing and game controls make it so much funnier too 🤣
i’d lay down my life for утка
Same dude
утка is дадди
Nah you meant _Bonk_ .
What about Олень?
The groundskeeper's hairline receded to the back of his neck
O my god it’s Obama’s ya account
Never in my life have i seen someone radiate such true goose energy until now.
I need to see more of this.
I love how the beginning of this made it onto perfectly cut screams.
Send LINK
Link
link
PLEASE I NEED THE LINK
“Just like he broke the economy” 😂😂😂
everytime schlatt has a little pause before he says "fuck" or "fuck you" gives a good chuckle.
and i have my phone wallpaper dedicated to ytka.
His laughter makes me so happy! :D