Lauren Boebert Has 'Hot Girl Giving A Book Report' Energy

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  • @lil-soda-boi
    @lil-soda-boi 8 місяців тому +135

    I swear, this Lauren Boebert situation seems practically MADE for a Tim Dillon rant. It's got all the right ingredients, sex, vaping, broadway, republicans... All it's missing is food!

    • @jugo1944
      @jugo1944 8 місяців тому +10

      I never believed Tim was gay until he called Bobert hot

    • @binkinbelle
      @binkinbelle 7 місяців тому +2

      Real estate is also missing 😊

    • @lil-soda-boi
      @lil-soda-boi 7 місяців тому +1

      @@binkinbelle okay let's not mince words and split hairs over here, ma'am, it's got what it's got 🤨

    • @binkinbelle
      @binkinbelle 7 місяців тому +1

      @@lil-soda-boi you did well sir - just trying to help 😎

  • @ja3482
    @ja3482 8 місяців тому +140

    Ive been searching for a way to describe this woman and the way she talks to people for years and "hot girl giving a book report" is perfect.

    • @ModeratelyAmused
      @ModeratelyAmused 8 місяців тому +8

      Here is the crazy part. I didn't even know she was decent looking until I saw the TMZ clips. Every picture I have seen has her doing bitter bitch face. But I never had googled her so all the images I had seen were from reports. It's crazy how the news has gone from journalism to story telling and that includes showing a random image of the subject in the worst possible light which includes using an image that isn't even from the "event" they are doing the story on.

    • @ja3482
      @ja3482 8 місяців тому

      @@ModeratelyAmused I imagine her the type of gal who rides cowgirl and in between clipped vocalizations and grunts will present you with ideas unrelated to sex.
      "What do you think of getting some outdoor patio furniture tomorrow? Uh. Uh. Like you know some chaisse lounges. Ooh. Ooh."

    • @meenism
      @meenism 3 місяці тому

      @@ModeratelyAmusedStop watching CNN.

    • @ModeratelyAmused
      @ModeratelyAmused 3 місяці тому

      @@meenism it's cute that you don't think Fox News does what I was ranting about just as much as CNN and MSNBC.

  • @theronbergeron8702
    @theronbergeron8702 8 місяців тому +70

    If anyone is asking, I stole tim’s $244,937 sunglasses. That’s why he’s not wearing them.

  • @blakerackley8874
    @blakerackley8874 8 місяців тому +42

    I love how the older Tim gets the more he looks like Robert the Bruce's father in Braveheart.

  • @OttoVonBizmarkie
    @OttoVonBizmarkie 8 місяців тому +42

    Being from Colorado and hearing Dan mention all the places I know makes me feel like I have friends

  • @danielfox3003
    @danielfox3003 8 місяців тому +8

    My first girlfriend was the blond version of her. She drank too much, got crazy, would fight anyone (including dudes) and was down for just about anything. She was fun but also tiring, if she was drinking I’d have to babysit her because inevitably she would start some crazy shit.

    • @danielfox3003
      @danielfox3003 8 місяців тому +4

      But she was so hot, when you’re a young guy getting a girl like that where all your friends are jealous, there’s a certain amount of pride you feel. You will put up with a lot of bullshit to keep it going. I learned my lesson the hard way, as usual. Still, good memories.

  • @loh1870
    @loh1870 8 місяців тому +21

    "It's always hard whenever there's gravity put on the voters" 6:30

    • @Polyfusia
      @Polyfusia 8 місяців тому

      Gravity is the enemy of man. All god fearing people despise it.

    • @JamesExcell-InterJex
      @JamesExcell-InterJex 8 місяців тому +1

      TOP TIER. lmao

  • @1nemann
    @1nemann 8 місяців тому +9

    Cmon man, Skeetlejuice is the parody name.

  • @Mr.Gee3
    @Mr.Gee3 8 місяців тому +22

    Yannis, Ray Kump and Dan Soder are always great guests in the Tim Dillon cinematic universe 😂

  • @muttsnuts5849
    @muttsnuts5849 8 місяців тому +21

    Those are fun girls

  • @BlackBarney
    @BlackBarney 7 місяців тому +4

    When she said she was said to not know how the musical ended, TMZ reporter missed a golden opportunity to tell her that it had a happy ending.

  • @greenbasterd9425
    @greenbasterd9425 8 місяців тому +7

    I'm waiting for Suburban Commando the Musical to get to second base.

  • @THatChevyguy91
    @THatChevyguy91 8 місяців тому +12

    The lady is hot . Right on Colorado. In Washington we don’t get it like that . We need more lady’s in power like her . Take my load….. I mean vote

    • @mikejohnson3338
      @mikejohnson3338 8 місяців тому

      No, Mr Chevy. Anybody who thinks Lauren Boebert is a "hot girl" needs to get their eyes checked 👀

  • @1smallball
    @1smallball 8 місяців тому +8

    His girl Katie Nolan gives off a lot of the same energy.

  • @YuppieMullets
    @YuppieMullets 8 місяців тому +1

    “She must’ve walked from Colfax” 😂

  • @roncinephile
    @roncinephile 8 місяців тому +7

    Lauren Boebert acting like the song Short Skirt/ Long Jacket by Cake

    • @-MakeItGood-
      @-MakeItGood- 8 місяців тому +1

      She’s changing her name from kitty to Karen.

    • @roncinephile
      @roncinephile 8 місяців тому +3

      @@-MakeItGood- I dare anyone to tell me she doesn't have fingernails that shine like justice

    • @ianbenjiman
      @ianbenjiman 8 місяців тому

      I love that look

  • @preston1382
    @preston1382 8 місяців тому +2

    Thanks for ruining my apparent delusion that I was having a semi unique experience as a Coloradan lol

  • @elduderino7725
    @elduderino7725 8 місяців тому +98

    Boebert is so skanky but I love her. We need more bimbo power in Congress.

    • @boonedocksfl2012
      @boonedocksfl2012 8 місяців тому +16

      Yes great role models for our young women🤣

    • @chrispanico2276
      @chrispanico2276 8 місяців тому +10

      No one should love her

    • @rugdnit911
      @rugdnit911 8 місяців тому

      @@chrispanico2276Yeah, but AOC so stupid AND ratchet …

    • @City-Hunter
      @City-Hunter 8 місяців тому +3

      It's Sarah Palin all over again

    • @HoneyBunRoad
      @HoneyBunRoad 8 місяців тому +3

      I love the word "skanky"...early 2000s vibes. BRING SKANKY WOMEN IN POWER BACK!

  • @richardnogginiv
    @richardnogginiv 8 місяців тому +10

    Nice coincidence that Boebert was seated center of the security camera.

    • @user-ee7bz3ip2b
      @user-ee7bz3ip2b 8 місяців тому +8

      Thats a digital zoom. The camera looks at alot more people than that

    • @rugdnit911
      @rugdnit911 8 місяців тому

      @@user-ee7bz3ip2bBut they can’t figure out who’s cocaine that is in the White House 🤡

    • @Polyfusia
      @Polyfusia 8 місяців тому +4

      Another conspiracy nut. Ughhhh

    • @richardnogginiv
      @richardnogginiv 8 місяців тому +1

      @@Polyfusia what would be the conspiracy here? Lol

    • @Polyfusia
      @Polyfusia 8 місяців тому +1

      @@richardnogginiv Sounds like you're saying the whole scandal was planned and fake

  • @timothyblazer1749
    @timothyblazer1749 Місяць тому

    You have to wonder...these photos happened JUST at the right time. And zero photos of other reps in their private life. That i can remember..

  • @robzombie5928
    @robzombie5928 8 місяців тому +4

    The guy missed the opportunity to put both hands behind his head and make a real moment of it. She said shes here to provide levity and she succeeded.

  • @rickhall517930
    @rickhall517930 8 місяців тому +7

    I wish we had this much video of Epstein's co-conspirators.

  • @jackierudolf-rq3li
    @jackierudolf-rq3li 8 місяців тому +10

    I bet she’s fun

  • @ClaytonBridges
    @ClaytonBridges Місяць тому

    3:32
    literally S tier Colorado reference right there

  • @daniellelazenby3397
    @daniellelazenby3397 8 місяців тому +3

    BeetleJizz!

  • @tanklin4015
    @tanklin4015 8 місяців тому +6

    Tim dillion is the goat 🙏

  • @dominicgriego6073
    @dominicgriego6073 8 місяців тому +3

    Tim and Dan are such a good combo

  • @eamonkelley3811
    @eamonkelley3811 5 місяців тому

    "More funding for the arts" haha

  • @mikebuschek925
    @mikebuschek925 7 місяців тому

    Reminds me of a country song but that certainly not a beer in her hand.

  • @theylied1776
    @theylied1776 8 місяців тому +6

    The South Park guys have been ignoring Lauren Boebert for some reason, but she better be ready for the episode they are about to unleash on her.

    • @MarcusAntonio.
      @MarcusAntonio. 8 місяців тому +2

      They already did that episode. Where Musicals will male your wife give you top

    • @TheCrazyCanuck420
      @TheCrazyCanuck420 8 місяців тому

      Search for "Broadway Brodown", that's the Southpark episode 😂

    • @justin2956
      @justin2956 8 місяців тому

      Please no. South Park is at its absolute worst when they try and satirize current events and it dates the show making it unwatchable in the years after.

    • @MarcusAntonio.
      @MarcusAntonio. 7 місяців тому +1

      Lol it's their claim to fame.

  • @cinemasnitch3959
    @cinemasnitch3959 8 місяців тому +1

    its even more hilarious that this is straight out of south park

  • @phhh3849
    @phhh3849 8 місяців тому +8

    Reilly Reid as BoBo?

    • @Pr0toPoTaT0
      @Pr0toPoTaT0 8 місяців тому

      Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Reiley Reid did dat

    • @phhh3849
      @phhh3849 8 місяців тому

      @@Pr0toPoTaT0 - Good man we have here. I bid you a good evening kind sir.

    • @chrispanico2276
      @chrispanico2276 8 місяців тому

      Maybe a trash can will play her

    • @josephpotter7776
      @josephpotter7776 8 місяців тому

      Kendra Lust

  • @MyNameJeff..
    @MyNameJeff.. 8 місяців тому +2

    Ice cream so good

  • @ModeratelyAmused
    @ModeratelyAmused 8 місяців тому +10

    Dan was so busy with YKWD, Bonfire, Billions and his stand up he was rarely a guest on other podcasts. He retires from the Bonfire and suddenly he is everywhere. Even heard him hint about having his own podcast. The Bonfire must have really been taking up too much of his time.

    • @paulatreides2509
      @paulatreides2509 8 місяців тому +4

      I love when him and shane get together. He's a honorary dawg. 😆

    • @ModeratelyAmused
      @ModeratelyAmused 8 місяців тому

      @@paulatreides2509 them two should do a sports/comedy podcast together

    • @ellgro
      @ellgro 8 місяців тому

      Bonfire was 4 days a week, for certain that took up a lot of his time

    • @inbox0000
      @inbox0000 8 місяців тому

      Holy shit of course its him! He was in Billions for ages

  • @cryptoesquire3168
    @cryptoesquire3168 8 місяців тому

    Mine was Edward Scissorhands 😆

  • @screechweiner2921
    @screechweiner2921 8 місяців тому +4

    she shit out her first kid at 18, she'll mentally be stuck there forever.

    • @cactaceous
      @cactaceous 8 місяців тому

      Most women get stuck when they started getting male attention. They are so self centered their entire existence revolves around their need for attention which is at times more than they need to breathe.

  • @anthonywebb269
    @anthonywebb269 8 місяців тому

    That mare is in season!

  • @mikemendez3565
    @mikemendez3565 8 місяців тому +1

    My first finger bang was also at 7 hills theater.

  • @agentorange7918
    @agentorange7918 8 місяців тому +6

    Trailer trash stays trailer trash. Doesn't matter if you cover yourself with 10.000$ bedsheets.

  • @robertfrancois6064
    @robertfrancois6064 8 місяців тому +5

    She’s got a better origins story then AOC

    • @mikebuschek925
      @mikebuschek925 7 місяців тому

      Who cares. She has zero values now.

  • @janick01ify
    @janick01ify 8 місяців тому

    My mom made me see Joseph in the amazing technicolor dreamcoat too.

    • @cactaceous
      @cactaceous 8 місяців тому

      Haha Same. But she made my dad take me. Since I hated it and openly voiced it, we left at intermission and went to get burgers.

  • @vaughnbraun
    @vaughnbraun 8 місяців тому +1

    She was recruited from an Israeli owned talent agency...

  • @jacobgagnon1820
    @jacobgagnon1820 8 місяців тому

    Mine was youre next lol

  • @SO-ud6ro
    @SO-ud6ro 8 місяців тому +1

    Anyone notice tim sounds like pat macafee at times.

  • @ianbenjiman
    @ianbenjiman 8 місяців тому +1

    I look at Boebert differently now, and not in a bad way. As spicy as I hoped she was behind the scenes.

  • @TheDarkLasombra
    @TheDarkLasombra 8 місяців тому +3

    I also did the "up the leg" thing when i was 14. We live. We learn.

  • @brendandarcy8188
    @brendandarcy8188 6 місяців тому

    Damm I've done way worse than that though 😂

  • @ubertalldude
    @ubertalldude 8 місяців тому +1

    Soder is awesome. Love him on any podcast

  • @Russian_Bot_
    @Russian_Bot_ 7 місяців тому

    Lauren Boebert is the All American girl we need. She’s American as apple pie. I love her.

  • @nateb4543
    @nateb4543 8 місяців тому +2

    Wait, what?! It was a first date? I thought it was her husband. This changes things, maybe. Still awesome

  • @flyballhdeg9775
    @flyballhdeg9775 8 місяців тому

    Reminds me of South Park theater episode.

  • @korodski
    @korodski 7 місяців тому

    Chick likes to party

  • @commiehunter733
    @commiehunter733 8 місяців тому

    How my guy's fake business going? I know mine is booming😂

  • @trope5105
    @trope5105 8 місяців тому +3

    Ide say 90% of ppl have no idea she was given much dude a handy lol. Maybe the Coloradoins do, but the clips must ppl are seeing is her just vaping

  • @hipreference
    @hipreference 8 місяців тому +1

    This is the hero we deserve

  • @jaredjones8699
    @jaredjones8699 8 місяців тому

    Didn’t this happen like 2 years ago too or somthing?

  • @sslelgamal5206
    @sslelgamal5206 6 місяців тому

    People are more like their rulers than their parents in behavior.

  • @samuelhyman283
    @samuelhyman283 8 місяців тому

    I need a boebert T shirt !!!!

  • @hpdunn
    @hpdunn 8 місяців тому +1

    i see no issue.

  • @justinward7956
    @justinward7956 8 місяців тому

    Clearly the porn parody would be called “Boebert does Beetlejuice”

  • @erynkrieger1279
    @erynkrieger1279 8 місяців тому +1

    And it was such a beautiful musical that george santos wrote! What a shame!

  • @torylanezbaldspot6350
    @torylanezbaldspot6350 8 місяців тому

    WOULD!❤🎉

  • @adamandevol
    @adamandevol 8 місяців тому +2

    Sounds real similar to Lorena Bobbitt…just saying

    • @mitchellcumsteen9220
      @mitchellcumsteen9220 8 місяців тому

      Yes it does!! Unfortunately most people watching this won't know who Lorena Bobbitt was.

  • @davidcastillo5303
    @davidcastillo5303 8 місяців тому

    7 hills amc

  • @jareddiamond6607
    @jareddiamond6607 8 місяців тому

    Parody... you guys omg

  • @Leel3ones89
    @Leel3ones89 8 місяців тому

    The first date thing was a lie. They've got employees from his bar saying that they've been dating since summer

  • @johnotoole5786
    @johnotoole5786 8 місяців тому +6

    I love how people try to make this so much more exponentiated than it is. Insert anybody else n it's a non issue. Lady went out after bad divorce n had a lil giddy unbeknownst to her was a set up. But all the yelping seals want their fish.

    • @ghoulbby
      @ghoulbby 8 місяців тому +4

      Please, just drop a few names for which politicians you think could do this and it would be a "non-issue" where no one cared.

    • @nicolasbaker9601
      @nicolasbaker9601 8 місяців тому +1

      Yeah, I don't think members of congress should be wacking off thier dates in a theater and blowing vape in pregnant women's faces🤣🤣🤣 cmon dude. Regardless of who they side with, have some accountability

    • @secretsix43
      @secretsix43 8 місяців тому +1

      @@ghoulbby The media decides what people care about. AOC might be doing this every weekend and you'll never hear about it except maybe from Fox. And that's a big maybe.

    • @ethanp7183
      @ethanp7183 8 місяців тому

      100% agreed. They are consenting, single adults, it literally has no pieces to be a scandal or crime. Had it been a married rep being unfaithful I could understand the attention much more. Near Where I live in RI a few months ago we had a state rep key a car in a parking lot in broad daylight and on film and then try to defend it to police w body cams rolling by saying he didn’t agree with their bumper stickers. That is a literal crime. This is some woman acting like traitor trash in a movie theatre. A lot of people don’t see the difference

    • @ghoulbby
      @ghoulbby 8 місяців тому

      @@secretsix43 Lol what. In your day-to-day life, how many viral videos do you watch that's specifically from MSM versus from some random ass person online? If AOC is filmed jerking a man off, it's going viral. Doesn't matter if it's played by the media.

  • @andrewpierce1588
    @andrewpierce1588 8 місяців тому

    Except she didn’t read the book.

  • @chazmichaelmichaels88
    @chazmichaelmichaels88 8 місяців тому +4

    Conservative here, im disgusted by her behavior. It was completely unacceptable and I am sad to see other conservatives defend her behavior.

    • @braxtonvestal777
      @braxtonvestal777 8 місяців тому +9

      😂

    • @tomstarcevich1147
      @tomstarcevich1147 8 місяців тому +3

      She's awesome 😂😂😂😂

    • @colindavidch
      @colindavidch 8 місяців тому +2

      She gained a voter with me

    • @nikbagley_ent
      @nikbagley_ent 8 місяців тому +1

      Say you only do missionary without saying you only do missionary

    • @speetz9433
      @speetz9433 8 місяців тому

      So what have you done for the Conservative Party other than bitch about what you don’t like?

  • @AK-ms5zk
    @AK-ms5zk 8 місяців тому

    Not ugly but not hot

  • @Pete_Finch
    @Pete_Finch 8 місяців тому

    I hate that I find Boebert somewhat attractive

  • @ll4680
    @ll4680 8 місяців тому +152

    I personally have ZERO problems with what she’s doing. She’s WAY more fun then AOC.

    • @drogotheberner8270
      @drogotheberner8270 8 місяців тому +37

      Politicians are not supposed to be entertaining….

    • @jonathanolson9425
      @jonathanolson9425 8 місяців тому

      ⁠@@drogotheberner8270times change

    • @chrispanico2276
      @chrispanico2276 8 місяців тому +14

      It’s not entertainment, she’s done terrible things and it’s not a game

    • @sistergiblits7795
      @sistergiblits7795 8 місяців тому +18

      @@chrispanico2276what did she do that hurt you

    • @ContraIV
      @ContraIV 8 місяців тому +24

      AOC is prettier

  • @deglinguee1597
    @deglinguee1597 8 місяців тому +2

    This is one of the coolest fucking things that's ever happened. It's like everything shitty that's happened lately was just b/c the universe was storing up perfection for this event. I mean stuff like this is why you wake up in the morning... that said (after reading the comments) obviously this woman shouldn't have political power... she should just be like some spirit animal we pray to when shit gets too dull.

  • @hipreference
    @hipreference 8 місяців тому

    This chic rules! Boebert goes hard af

  • @tilbutnotlindemann99
    @tilbutnotlindemann99 8 місяців тому +3

    Smash

  • @dealiffy6533
    @dealiffy6533 8 місяців тому +3

    What's funniest is that if she was an urban "lady" nobody would bat an eyelid.

    • @jesseberdowski3148
      @jesseberdowski3148 8 місяців тому +1

      Definitely not funniest

    • @ghoulbby
      @ghoulbby 8 місяців тому

      If it was a black politician jerking a man off, being disrespectful to the people around her, and vaping, all in the middle of a musical... people wouldn't care? Do you also believe the earth is flat cause that's some delusional thinking.

    • @YourMomsNewHusband
      @YourMomsNewHusband 8 місяців тому

      Don't be intentionally dense. You know Fox, Stormfront, and Dailywire would eat that shit up if she was black

  • @erynkrieger1279
    @erynkrieger1279 8 місяців тому

    Shes not hot though...

  • @TMrreviews
    @TMrreviews 8 місяців тому

    Ever since Tim had a politician on his show, it’s had a very different tone. Sad to see you take that turn. ✌️✋

  • @hannibal7268
    @hannibal7268 8 місяців тому

    Sho does!!

  • @Andrew-wz6ss
    @Andrew-wz6ss 8 місяців тому

    Lauren was on rikkie lake at 16 to be a teen mom with her mom in support of having a kid

  • @HTHAMMACK1
    @HTHAMMACK1 8 місяців тому

    There is nothing about Lauren Boebert that is hot.