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What is wrong about it? Why should our Texas border towns be left holding the bag? 50 migrants compared to the 1000s daily that we are left to deal with because of Joe Biden's reckless policies? Do you think Eagle Pass or Del Rio has the endless resources to deal with all of it? You guys are a damn joke.
@@mattdekker5693 Kayfabe!? More like Gayfabe. Pretty sure Eric Weinstein made up that dumb sounding word, or he brought it back. I can't imagine a professional wrestler prancing around and saying Kayfabe.
That’s why Desantis waited. If he sends them early summer, they just use them as cheap labor and ship them back to Texas or Florida without media attention. Forces them to jettison quickly while story is fresh.
@@shiftyjedi3417 They ended up caring for the refugees and moved them about thirty minutes away to continue working with them. The whole stunt sort of backfired.
@@jaketrat3725 Absolutely not. Have you ever been to Martha's Vineyard AFTER Labor Day Weekend? It's literally post-Summer vibe but pre-Fall Halloween vibe. Boring!
What would you do if you were living in Venezuela and thing there become dangerous for you and your family? Pull yourself up by your bootstraps and fight your way through the drug dealers?
Tim and Ben is funny on a different level. Their "how much can we spin public news to ridiculous levels"-type of humour/rants that mocks real everyday news/spin. Simply brilliant, while we are falling off our chairs laughing every episode of this pod.
But he’s not wrong palm beach in the summer and New York in the fall. There’s better places to invest . It’s really about the vibes man. I’m more a Hamptons/ Gold Coast kinda person.
imagine thinking spending $13 million to traffic 50 migrants across borders to annoy some liberals is a good policy decision made by a competent leader
mega cope. liberals are annoying but they did the good thing by helping those people. the point desantis was hoping to make only stands if you ignore the actual response.
@ shortyrags As a Floridian, I don’t mind at all. It’s cheaper than having to house, feed and clothe them and their families for the rest of their lives.
@@septemberheidi8919 you're not very compassionate.... We on Martha's vineyard are good people who invite them to the country but then call the military to deport them from our island because we care so much. We are better people than you!
They are actually good for the economy, I’m in the car business and I can’t tell you how many illegals I have sold cars too since this whole open border shit, they are hard working and bring beautiful women here… tired of looking at obese Americans
@@hatrack5977 I’m sure you are right but let’s continue the experiment, that was 50, we can send 500. 5,000….we can send 50,000. Wait till they find out about this in Haiti and Cuba and Venezuela. We could probably get 5 Millon together to send up there if we worked it a little.
I love how the excuse is that there’s no work cuz the season is over . Like they’re basically saying “we don’t want them here unless they are working and doing our labor” I thought they wanted to house them and allow them to live as free citizens
It's always an incredible moment when he does this because it's so rare. I remember let out a small chuckle during a Sheath Underwear ad where he talked about the CEO being a gay war criminal (allegedly): "Sheath Underwear: Don't ask, don't tell!"
Shows the level of inhumanity that people on the right are capable of, too. That being said, new age "liberals" are the most delusional hypocrites I've ever seen
@@kaydevious the people on the right are living on the southern borders taking thousands in everyday. MV has 50 and say adios within hrs. The media has played you to think people hate illegal immigrants. Not true, they hate the laws that allows them to freely enter.
@@walterwhite5674 the media hasnt played me to think anything, with all due respect. We're on the same page there. The notion that everyone on the right hates immigrants and takes the stances they do due to being racist is fucking laughable at the very least. And to expand on my initial comment, the left does the same, and far worse at times, when it comes to reducing people's humanity and using them merely for political theatre. They want certain things, just not in their own backyard. I'm in no way defending their bullshit propaganda or their increasingly authoritarian mindset. All the best
Tucker Carlson said they raised money for the migrants... But the $40,000 in donations will go to preparing accomodations for the next migrants to stay there. Does It cost $40,000 a night to house those Guests? What a scam!
And you don’t think Tucker lies? This whole situation is abhorrent. They’re using innocent migrants who are trying to make a better lives for themselves as political cattle. How would you like it if it was your family being bussed like that by a political group?
@@christiansaralegui986 how would you like it if your state was over run by migrants because the federal government has shirked its responsibility to maintain the border and uphold the law?
I live in Florida, legally. If I was forced to relocate from Florida to Martha's Vineyard? I'd move quicker than a methhead smoking meth two blocks down from my house.
So true, should have sent them when it was busy. It’s funny how those signs, blm, and love is love signs were quickly replaced with no trespassing signs over at Martha’s Vineyard lol
So true? The joke was that it's a social faux pas to visit your summer house in Martha's Vineyard after Labor Day... These migrants should go to Palm Beach for now and they can come back next year when the season starts up and it's more socially accepted to visit their third home. You obviously didn't get the point, because you're obviously uncultured, bahh!
They can put them in the same hotels they use for the EU exchange students . When I was there working they had two full hotels for Exchange students . Use those .
I've worked on both Islands and I can tell you even though many Immigrants (some legal but majority illegal) and people on visa's work in the trades or service industry there, they are certainly looked down upon by the wealthy overwhelmingly liberal bunch who view them as "the help". They like to pat themselves on the back and claim they're all for Diversity, Inclusion, and Equity but were quicker than Usain Bolt to get them off their island because that's how they really feel about them..
I'm sure it's probably like the Hamptons where the can't get restaurant staff to live close enough because they've pushed the property prices above the prices that they're willing to pay restaurant workers #Capitalism
The audacity of the people on Martha's Vineyard, as the migrants were leaving on buses again one of the white ladies said "te amo" (I love you), waved and pretended to be upset. Holy shit.
In 20 years, Nicolas Cage will be with a couple of hot young historians, following clues from New York to LA, slowly closing in though they won't actually find Tim till the end of the second movie.
in 70 years time when Tim passes away, America needs to give him a state funeral that makes Queen Elisabeth's funeral look like a Martha's Vineyard barbeue.
Real talk it's pretty messed up how non-border states and those inhabitants advocating for illegal immigration and dismiss it as not a serious issue are now figuring out how to handle it. Martha's vineyard got like 50 arriving there, right, and they couldn't house any of them? They had to get the national guard to ship them away?
The Vineyard actually has a large population, mostly native Brazilians, that work in the trades. Some are legal but many are not and usually work there and send the money back to their home country until they eventually go back 10-20 years later. The wealthy view them as "the help" and only tolerate them because they're paid much less than an American would be for the same work. They like to virtue signal about how great and tolerant of people they are but they're anything but that. After working there for a period of time, I'm glad the world is finally seeing these people for who they really are.
my watch pick for Timmy D - vintage Rolex GMT "Pepsi" (red/blue) bezel, steel bracelet ~$12K. One of the most classic and iconic Rolex designs, the faded vintage "Pepsi" bezel adds an understated mark of class and distinction. A solid design classic especially in vintage, not super trendy and flashy. Goes great with a variety of polo ralph lauren garb and random trucker hats from upstate New York. Though unlikely to be murdered for this timepiece, it will still earn you some clout from John Mayer.
When Abbott and DeSantis were bussing them to D.C., I knew it was wrong. I said "they should be flying them to Martha's Vineyard instead!"
Who gives a fuck bout illegal aliens they taking up space and we got our own problems.
DeSantis be Bussin
lmao 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
good one bro 👏
hahaha
What is wrong about it? Why should our Texas border towns be left holding the bag? 50 migrants compared to the 1000s daily that we are left to deal with because of Joe Biden's reckless policies? Do you think Eagle Pass or Del Rio has the endless resources to deal with all of it? You guys are a damn joke.
This might have been the funniest Tim Dillon rant ever. His "rent first" delivery made me cry.
Tim's got a point. As soon as I saw them I knew those immigrants were Hamptons people.
You know the irony has reached critical levels when Tim breaks deadpan/kayfabe and laughs as well.
whats a kayfabe
@@mattdekker5693 It's a wrestling term that basically means "never break character".
@@maxbants7737 thanks for the info
@@mattdekker5693 Kayfabe!? More like Gayfabe. Pretty sure Eric Weinstein made up that dumb sounding word, or he brought it back. I can't imagine a professional wrestler prancing around and saying Kayfabe.
Almost got fired from work because of that park 😂😂😂😂
The Ironic thing is Martha Vineyard was looking for low cost labor.
Serendipity
That’s why Desantis waited. If he sends them early summer, they just use them as cheap labor and ship them back to Texas or Florida without media attention. Forces them to jettison quickly while story is fresh.
Which is why theyre so into abortion.
Did that joke work? I worry it did not work.
its a win win lmao
@@shiftyjedi3417 They ended up caring for the refugees and moved them about thirty minutes away to continue working with them. The whole stunt sort of backfired.
Tim is right, it’s just gauche to have them arrive after the season is over
Your joking right
@@jaketrat3725 most likely
Agreed...there is the stench of 'new money' hanging over this entire desantis circus
@@jaketrat3725 Absolutely not. Have you ever been to Martha's Vineyard AFTER Labor Day Weekend? It's literally post-Summer vibe but pre-Fall Halloween vibe. Boring!
@@kaiserkong6587 went right over your head
This rant was an absolute masterpiece
Truly 😂😂
Diversity for thee, but not for me
My parents are immigrants and I can’t stop laughing at this! 😂
The rhetoric about this is absolutely brilliant!
Don’t send them in the off season 😂
An American icon honestly, Tim a different level. Dude a genius
Ew
What would you do if you were living in Venezuela and thing there become dangerous for you and your family?
Pull yourself up by your bootstraps and fight your way through the drug dealers?
Is he good at math or something?
What would you do if you lived in any inner city in the US
facts.
Tim and Ben is funny on a different level. Their "how much can we spin public news to ridiculous levels"-type of humour/rants that mocks real everyday news/spin. Simply brilliant, while we are falling off our chairs laughing every episode of this pod.
@@p0lish You need to take a timeout and realize your opinion is the same as the person you are disagreeing with.
To be fair, the news stories nowadays do at least half the work for him.
But he’s not wrong palm beach in the summer and New York in the fall. There’s better places to invest . It’s really about the vibes man. I’m more a Hamptons/ Gold Coast kinda person.
And now its all gone
F
DeSantis hit a home run with this one. *Chef's kiss*
imagine thinking spending $13 million to traffic 50 migrants across borders to annoy some liberals is a good policy decision made by a competent leader
mega cope. liberals are annoying but they did the good thing by helping those people. the point desantis was hoping to make only stands if you ignore the actual response.
Ooof 2 hidden replies, you upset a few redditors it would appear.
He loss my vote
@@eltepeqe6690 but he got your moms vote! Ohhhhhhh!!!!!! Come at me
Rent first! Even Tim couldn’t even keep it together 😂😂
My dad and grandpa and many family members are migrant workers and let me tell you Tim is absolutely correct about being out of season time
I can see clearly there is only one answer to this migrant crisis. Buy Tim Dillon's merch
Not In My Backyard - NIMBY Liberals
The reaction of the MV people was hilarious. " We love migrants", as they are putting them on a bus to get them the heck out of there.
Desantis sending migrants to Martha’s Vineyard is actually brilliant comedy
the florida taxpayers are laughing all the way to the bank
@ shortyrags
As a Floridian, I don’t mind at all.
It’s cheaper than having to house, feed and clothe them and their families for the rest of their lives.
@@septemberheidi8919 you're not very compassionate.... We on Martha's vineyard are good people who invite them to the country but then call the military to deport them from our island because we care so much. We are better people than you!
They are actually good for the economy, I’m in the car business and I can’t tell you how many illegals I have sold cars too since this whole open border shit, they are hard working and bring beautiful women here… tired of looking at obese Americans
What’s funny is that he is now being criminally investigated. Now whose laughing 😂😂
It's so funny they really got a taste of their own medicine and from the reaction were talking Creamulsion
He’s making fun of you and you don’t even know it… keep on keeping on Bobby. When’s the next incel manifest coming out?
@@butternutsauce your confidence is adorable.
@@nsh1980gmail 😂😂
They did not get a taste of anything bro. They are too far from the average persons reality
@@hatrack5977 I’m sure you are right but let’s continue the experiment, that was 50, we can send 500. 5,000….we can send 50,000. Wait till they find out about this in Haiti and Cuba and Venezuela. We could probably get 5 Millon together to send up there if we worked it a little.
I'm so jealous of the young man who works for Tim. Best job in the world. Laughing all day!
I love how the excuse is that there’s no work cuz the season is over . Like they’re basically saying “we don’t want them here unless they are working and doing our labor”
I thought they wanted to house them and allow them to live as free citizens
dems just want brownie points/votes
They are housing them are you not paying attention?
@@snipeifyer why is it that leftists always like their own comments right away for validation? You must have very selective hearing btw.
@@snipeifyer no, the military is housing them at a base lmao
@@onedayatatime007 Whats the difference between a democraft and a leftist? also, imagine prohecting that hard in a single comment LOL
Tim going off the cuff is avant-garde level artistry
Tim Dillon is a comic genius.
I wouldn't go as far to say that Tim Dillon should be the next president..but for sure a high level advisor. He fucking kills me with his material.
Press secretary, he would be the best
Dillon/McCain 2024 or Dillon/AOC. I won't vote for anyone else
He should be our first gay president
President? He should be *King*
@@freebirdjackson5511 Second, third maybe.
Desantis turned the mirror on them a little too hard. Proving their hypocrisy. They love these policies until they’re directly affected by it.
still fucked up hes using people like this
He went a solid 7 minutes before he actually cracked himself up. Pretty good.
It's always an incredible moment when he does this because it's so rare. I remember let out a small chuckle during a Sheath Underwear ad where he talked about the CEO being a gay war criminal (allegedly): "Sheath Underwear: Don't ask, don't tell!"
This channel is criminally underrated , funniest take I have heard 😂
Bravo DeSantis, bravo 👏.
Shows the hypocrisy of the lefties.
Shows the level of inhumanity that people on the right are capable of, too. That being said, new age "liberals" are the most delusional hypocrites I've ever seen
@@kaydevious the people on the right are living on the southern borders taking thousands in everyday. MV has 50 and say adios within hrs.
The media has played you to think people hate illegal immigrants. Not true, they hate the laws that allows them to freely enter.
@@walterwhite5674 the media hasnt played me to think anything, with all due respect. We're on the same page there. The notion that everyone on the right hates immigrants and takes the stances they do due to being racist is fucking laughable at the very least. And to expand on my initial comment, the left does the same, and far worse at times, when it comes to reducing people's humanity and using them merely for political theatre. They want certain things, just not in their own backyard. I'm in no way defending their bullshit propaganda or their increasingly authoritarian mindset. All the best
@@kaydevious my man! Don’t delete your post. Your spot on. I was making a counter to your response, with no hate intended.
@@walterwhite5674 i didnt take it as hate, dont worry.
it accomplished exactly what was needed to be shown, the national guard was activated and they were gone
Yup. Communist's gonna communist. They want everyone else to be equal beneath them.
Tucker Carlson said they raised money for the migrants... But the $40,000 in donations will go to preparing accomodations for the next migrants to stay there. Does It cost $40,000 a night to house those Guests? What a scam!
They should raise money now for the next migrants. We have so many more to send.
*prepare faster transportation out for the next migrants
And you don’t think Tucker lies? This whole situation is abhorrent. They’re using innocent migrants who are trying to make a better lives for themselves as political cattle. How would you like it if it was your family being bussed like that by a political group?
@@christiansaralegui986 thank the left wing kooks for this mess.. They don't give two shites about human life..
@@christiansaralegui986 how would you like it if your state was over run by migrants because the federal government has shirked its responsibility to maintain the border and uphold the law?
I live in Florida, legally. If I was forced to relocate from Florida to Martha's Vineyard? I'd move quicker than a methhead smoking meth two blocks down from my house.
Loved you in this Tim , spot on
This is so much better than any other material in the podcast world right now. Sh*t, this is hilarious
When Tim started laughing I lost it HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
He’s acting like Hitler chartering a private jet and sending them to the richest zip code in the US. OMG like I can’t even
Except Hitler didn't send anybody to nice resorts like Martha's Vineyard. Best they could hope for was Himmler's Boneyard.
(Or Stalin's Ice Box)
So true, should have sent them when it was busy.
It’s funny how those signs, blm, and love is love signs were quickly replaced with no trespassing signs over at Martha’s Vineyard lol
you're projecting
@@CA-ly7my Sensitive
So true? The joke was that it's a social faux pas to visit your summer house in Martha's Vineyard after Labor Day... These migrants should go to Palm Beach for now and they can come back next year when the season starts up and it's more socially accepted to visit their third home. You obviously didn't get the point, because you're obviously uncultured, bahh!
@@CA-ly7my cope little man!
@@CA-ly7my you couldn't pay me to put a blm sign up. I live in Portland. I've seen what those destructive criminals do.
Never thought about it like that
One of the best bits I've seen from Timmy in a few months. Absolute banger.
I love this take on the whole thing. Was not expecting it at all. As usual with Dillon. Lmao.
It’s called Martinez Vineyard now
"The season is OVER" 🤣🤣🤣
There once was a man from Nantuckett ..... Love ya , Tim !!!! You're the fkn best .
They can put them in the same hotels they use for the EU exchange students . When I was there working they had two full hotels for Exchange students . Use those .
You literally never fail to make me laugh
He truly knows how to take any situation and look at it through a humorous, original lens
$175,000 pair of glasses btw
Imagine how much Tim’s cost.
that scoff at 5:28 is just too good. This whole clip is just.. really good.
30 years ago this would be an SNL skit
a Vineyard needs pickers right? they just got 50
This is the only valid take on the current Martha’s vinegrant situation available.
First time I’ve seen him break and it was hilarious
Tim confused Delphi photo opp with Martha’s Vineyard 😂. By the railroad…on the bridge…whatever samesies
This might be the funniest bit Tim's ever done
0:29 the way Tim says "sttaahhpp it" hahaha
This is my favourite yet
I truly don't understand the point of even having news stories anymore except so that Tim Dillon can do bits about them
The sunglasses and hoodie are perfect for this rant.
When Tim broke character he knew that it would just keep going and only get more accurate. Brilliant stuff
Ironically the Vineyard was probably in need of more restaurant staff. I’m not entirely sure they are not welcome.
I've worked on both Islands and I can tell you even though many Immigrants (some legal but majority illegal) and people on visa's work in the trades or service industry there, they are certainly looked down upon by the wealthy overwhelmingly liberal bunch who view them as "the help". They like to pat themselves on the back and claim they're all for Diversity, Inclusion, and Equity but were quicker than Usain Bolt to get them off their island because that's how they really feel about them..
I'm sure it's probably like the Hamptons where the can't get restaurant staff to live close enough because they've pushed the property prices above the prices that they're willing to pay restaurant workers #Capitalism
"the season is OVEEEER!" -lmao, that got me
The audacity of the people on Martha's Vineyard, as the migrants were leaving on buses again one of the white ladies said "te amo" (I love you), waved and pretended to be upset. Holy shit.
Still can’t stop laughing. 😂😂😂😂
In 20 years, Nicolas Cage will be with a couple of hot young historians, following clues from New York to LA, slowly closing in though they won't actually find Tim till the end of the second movie.
Tim and Andrew Tait both gain superpowers by wearing ridiculous sunglasses
The way Tim says Palos Verdes 😅😂
It’s crazy how deep this is…I love Tim Dillon…he’s way smarter than most people.
He only seems smart because Ben's such a chuckling dimwit.
This segment is gold 😂
Tim just the title has me laughing already
Greatest segment in the history of the news and hot takes🤣🤣
I don’t why people in Martha’s Vineyard were mad? Don’t they have the yard signs saying “no human is illegal!” In their yards?
in 70 years time when Tim passes away, America needs to give him a state funeral that makes Queen Elisabeth's funeral look like a Martha's Vineyard barbeue.
Yea i doubt tim lives to 107 lol Maybe 40 yrs time more realistic. But yes i agree.
I love this dude ty bro for living
“Rent first” lmfao
This was the best take yet🤣🤣🤣
"Staaaaap it!" Killed me
😂 the opening line
This is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while
“Rent first!!” 😂🤣
Off season is definitely the time to buy, great point Tim
Let's fly them to silicon valley next
Sonoma county baby. In front of Pelosi’s house.
I’m here on cape cod past Labor Day for the first time and it’s very deserted lol 😂
Omg I can’t stop laughing 😂 epic
RENT. FIRST. 😂I'm going to need an ambulance. Oh my God.
Real talk it's pretty messed up how non-border states and those inhabitants advocating for illegal immigration and dismiss it as not a serious issue are now figuring out how to handle it. Martha's vineyard got like 50 arriving there, right, and they couldn't house any of them? They had to get the national guard to ship them away?
Love the host reactions lololol epic.
all those contractors lost out on laborers
The Vineyard actually has a large population, mostly native Brazilians, that work in the trades. Some are legal but many are not and usually work there and send the money back to their home country until they eventually go back 10-20 years later. The wealthy view them as "the help" and only tolerate them because they're paid much less than an American would be for the same work. They like to virtue signal about how great and tolerant of people they are but they're anything but that. After working there for a period of time, I'm glad the world is finally seeing these people for who they really are.
my watch pick for Timmy D - vintage Rolex GMT "Pepsi" (red/blue) bezel, steel bracelet ~$12K. One of the most classic and iconic Rolex designs, the faded vintage "Pepsi" bezel adds an understated mark of class and distinction. A solid design classic especially in vintage, not super trendy and flashy. Goes great with a variety of polo ralph lauren garb and random trucker hats from upstate New York. Though unlikely to be murdered for this timepiece, it will still earn you some clout from John Mayer.
So gracious of Tim to have let us see the $1.2 million shades
This is amazing
Tim in GaS studios again looks good. Really really good!
Reminds me of the..: Shock jock & fake laughter from the 90’s.
LMFAO!
I've never seen Tim break kayfabe before
Spot on!
this was an epic take
“Migrants! Rent first!!l 😂
There is no better Tim/Ben moment than 6:55
lol best NYJEW IMPRESSION EVER, IT'S LIKE BABS IS RIGHT HERE
Swimming and the vibes my next summer album
"Oh look I'm by the railroad now"
Marthas Vineyard Real Estate is a real knife fight out there