This is fine in the cooler months. But not when it's hot. Because there's nothing worse than working a register and having somebody pull a sweaty $20 bill out of their bra and hand it to you 🤢
The First Bank of Brassiere is the safest and warmest place to keep cash!! My auntie used to keep hers in a handkerchief and pin it to the inside of hers!!!
I once asked a ShopRite worker whose idea it was to change the store's layout. I was all in my feelings about it and had quite the attitude, until he said it was his idea. Imagine my shame, shock and surprise, smh.
@@yahainHotPink stores always change up the layout to keep the customers from getting used to it. The store wants us to stay in longer and longer searching for what we want, and by doing that, we'll come across something else and possibly buy it, or at least put it in the cart.
I normally do the grocery shopping, but my husband went with me the other day, and we basically just went down every aisle quietly complaining about the prices to each other. I’m with mama - if we don’t have a coupon or it’s not on sale, don’t put it in the cart!! And also, quit moving stuff around. I want to get in and out of there as quickly as possible. Moving things around doesn’t get me to buy more stuff - it just puts me in a bad mood! 🤨😒🤣
Yes indeedy. I soak up my time with older people since all my grands are gone. My teenager tells me I’m starting to sound like an old Southern grandma. So hopefully I can carry on the tradition one day. I find myself repeating my grandma and great-grandma’s manners and slang. 😂
I have missed Moma. She know she be Moma-ing. And it never fails, “that is a ridiculous,” gets me every time😂🤣😂Those mothers are gone and I miss them because they put the fear of God in the children and times was better because of it. EJ,thank you for this moment with Moma👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽
OMG, it has been so long since I’ve heard it called a “buggy” 😂 we done got classy over here and we call it a grocery cart now 🤣 but when we were kids, Mom called it a buggy
This makes me miss my Grampa even more. It’s been just 4 months since he went to be with the Lord. I swear he was the man version of “mama” and it tested all of my patience lol. But he insisted we do self checkout and I had to bag things HIS way.
You have to properly prepare to go shopping with my mother. It’s a whole day thing. Every time. Even if we are just going for a couple things, somehow we are out for, at least, 6 hours. Went with my mother today to get some crackers, juice, cake mix, strawberries, and oatmeal. Came and got her around 11:30am. Didn’t drop her back off until almost 6pm. And it was mostly because we had to go to several stores before she found strawberries she liked. 😂
This is everybody's Black Mama in the 70's and 80's!!!!!!!!!! Pronunciation of words might have been twisted..... But, she was wise, frugal, clean, organized and didn't spend all her money in the Montgomery Ward Catalog (that Era's Amazon 😂)
Wallamella just reminds me of the time I went to a Chinese take out and another customer wanted some more “erl!” The woman behind the counter was rightly confused. Almost came to blows. So I stepped in and told her she wanted more “oil” 😂 Everybody calmed down and went about their day… 😊
A sitcom with someone asking her crazy non sensical questions in the market and she gives the right look AND the Right answer especially with that wig😊 AND trying to get away from them, lol...With That comedic timing I would be on the floor,Jeeeeeesus🙌💯😂. I'm a Communications and Theatre major so I'm seeing it in my mind... Hilarious 🤣
Yeah, this was like when I used to go to the store with my Mother, may she RIP. She was a social worker for the county and knew everybody. Now, when I go to the store, I act just like her.
Girl you would be an awesome actress on a Tyler Perry Show or sumthg. You can even do your own skits with mama and that bouncy wig lol. I know it will have me 😂 all day long...I love it, keep em coming EJ❤
😂😂😂 This Is Absolutely 💯 Correct ‘ I Remember As A Kids Growing Up In The 80’s My Mother Always Had A Purse Full Of Coupons When We Got To The Register At The Grocery Store She’d Opened Up Her Purse And The Coupons Would Drop Everywhere On The Counter And The Floor And Everyone In Line Looking 👀 At Us Like Wow 😮 😂😂😂😂
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This is a ridiculous… ooh lord got me saying that to my kids!!🤣🤣 love it💜
Hope you have a great show!👍🏾
When are you coming to South Florida EJ? Please come lol😂😂😂
When are you coming to California? Preferably, the Inglewood area. Or I just might have to catch a flight and come see you. 🫶🏽
Add Denver! We love you!!👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽✨
That wig is FINALLY getting the screen time it deserves.
😂
The flop to it as well 😂😂😂😂😂
That wig is everything!!❤
😂😂😂😂
Shoutout to those combs and the wig grip band 😂👌🏾
“Go over there and see if they got a ripe WALLAMELA” 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Yessss, wallamela, baby! 😂🤣👏🏽
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!
My mama just said she got a good WALLAMELA yesterday. Lawdddddd where the L’s come from 😂
My mama! 🤦🏽♀️
"If it ain't Pearl, that's Pearl hair"😂😂😂
Don’t mess with Mama especially when the wig is wigging! 😂
😂😂😂😂That wig is indeed wigging!
😂😂😂
"Oooooh, that is burtifah to me" ...
That is such a nice compliment ☺️
And all you can say is yes ma'am. Thank you. Then buss out laughing on the next isle 🤣🤣🤣
@@LeesaP that's it 😂
@@LeesaP EXAAAAAACTLY!!!
Nailed it! 😂
I love Mama!!! 😂
Getting money from the bosom never gets old 😂😂😂
I hope this is one habit I don't pick up, but these slimy young thieves are getting more slippery each day.
This is fine in the cooler months. But not when it's hot. Because there's nothing worse than working a register and having somebody pull a sweaty $20 bill out of their bra and hand it to you 🤢
I keep a debit card in there. No one has to touch it.
My grandma kept hers wrapped in a handkerchief in hers,I'm not built like her
The First Bank of Brassiere is the safest and warmest place to keep cash!! My auntie used to keep hers in a handkerchief and pin it to the inside of hers!!!
When they remodel these stores, it throws me all off. The store was perfectly fine like it was!
I once asked a ShopRite worker whose idea it was to change the store's layout. I was all in my feelings about it and had quite the attitude, until he said it was his idea. Imagine my shame, shock and surprise, smh.
😂@@kellygirlaj
@@kellygirlajBut what was his reason??. He did it. But was there a reason behind it?? Is a thieving deterrent??
@@yahainHotPink stores always change up the layout to keep the customers from getting used to it. The store wants us to stay in longer and longer searching for what we want, and by doing that, we'll come across something else and possibly buy it, or at least put it in the cart.
@@kellygirlaji've heard that, but it does not work on me. I know what i came there for and that's what i'm getting.
THIS is why taking your mom shopping is an all day event! 😂
A good ripe Wallamella is the reason I patiently drove my momma to about two towns and five grocery stores. Took us four hours but she was happy.
So sweet of you! 😊
You are a good daughter!
Awwww, you're awesome!
As long momma happy❤
You got to be a brave soul to go in the store with your mother and pack your patience 🤣🤣 Mama why they hide that cornmeal?? 😂😂😂
Mannn, I used to leave my mom in one aisle and come back with an arm full of stuff. She’d still be looking at the same shelf. 😂
@@maxine2564My grandmother would go down the pet aisle and don't have no pets 🤣🤣
@@treesmoka81 cause child that's where they hid that cornmeal 🤣
Facts on facts on facts 💯...she mad for no reason
There must’ve been a coupon for patience 😂😂
Sis, we love and miss Momma and Miss Jackie! 🤣😂❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Riiight 😂😂😂
❤❤❤❤❤
Especially my Miss Jackie 🤣🤣🤣
That wig is the star of the show!😂🤣😅🥰
Yass! 😂😂😂
Not the grocery pantyhose!😂
Hahahaha 🤣
Yes, in Coffee Color
The crossing of the sweater that’s me at Walmart 🥶🥶🤣🤣
That's pretty much me everyhwere all summer long! That air conditioning be ON!😂😂😂😂
@@lkeke35 Right? I keep my house a balmy 75! 😂
🗣️ CUT THE WIG A CHECK!! 😂
Mama and Ms. Jackie will always be my favorites ❤️🤣🤣🤣
💯
"This is upsettin to me."😂
Me 2😂😂
Facts!!!!
"WALLAMELA" we really was all raised by the same person lol
The way I hollered at "buggy"! Gave me flashbacks of grocery shopping with my mom.
😅😅😅
Yes!!! Mama is back!!!👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Look at motha, I’m glad she saw Pearl in the store 😂😂!!
I normally do the grocery shopping, but my husband went with me the other day, and we basically just went down every aisle quietly complaining about the prices to each other. I’m with mama - if we don’t have a coupon or it’s not on sale, don’t put it in the cart!! And also, quit moving stuff around. I want to get in and out of there as quickly as possible. Moving things around doesn’t get me to buy more stuff - it just puts me in a bad mood! 🤨😒🤣
Correction in the "buggy!"😂
So true. My husband does the shopping, I just can’t!
The purpose of moving things around is in hopes the customer will purchase more by seeing other items available. Marketing trick 😅
@@Patricia-bf4ny I know! It doesn’t work on me - I’m onto their tricks. 🤨😎🤣🤣
@@Azzie1mom lol, yes! Thank you! 🙌😉
You forgot the part where Mama leaves you on the line and takes way too long to come back with whatever she just remembered. The STRESS lol
Yes!!!
My mom would do that all the time and I would just be trying to think of what I would say to the cashier when it came our turn!
Hollin’!!!! We had the same momma
The Wig and the snapping the sales paper. 😂 this is every mom from the South.
You ain’t never lied 😂😂😂!
Mama always snapping that ad and handing out aggressive compliments 😂
Man, when the last of the old people are gone, im gonna miss them 😢
Yes indeed! Nothing like them❤❤❤
Yes indeedy. I soak up my time with older people since all my grands are gone. My teenager tells me I’m starting to sound like an old Southern grandma. So hopefully I can carry on the tradition one day. I find myself repeating my grandma and great-grandma’s manners and slang. 😂
Soooo glad to see Mama back and still slinging that wig! 😂 Ms. Jackie needs to come back too because her abscence is "upsetting to me."
I have missed Moma. She know she be Moma-ing. And it never fails, “that is a ridiculous,” gets me every time😂🤣😂Those mothers are gone and I miss them because they put the fear of God in the children and times was better because of it. EJ,thank you for this moment with Moma👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽
Somebody done named you Hyacinth I know you telling the whole truth😂😂
T
Don’t you hit the back of her heel with the basket!! 😂😂
"....Pinto Beans.
That's what I need...." 😝
Mama gonna make sure the cashier does the job. “I’m not getting paid to do their work. That’s what they here for”😂😂
They done moved everything. “This is a rdidiculous.”. I have so missed this.
Heavy on the “see if they got a cashier”. I hate self checkout too !
Yes! I will leave a full cart in a store or stand in line for 30 minutes before I use self checkout.
@@katinakelley6492 girl. Same !
Something always goes wrong. I asked one of the gals if someone can open a register because I'm too old. That usually gets them.
Excurze Me, Excurze Me 😂😂😂
😂😂
@@Ariesbrwnsk 🤣🤣🤣
I need a shirt to say "This is A-Ridiculous!" 😂 we love Mama. Now we just need Miss Jackie to start off our summer😂
I've missed you, Mama!! 😂❤
We all do!!!
OMG, it has been so long since I’ve heard it called a “buggy” 😂 we done got classy over here and we call it a grocery cart now 🤣 but when we were kids, Mom called it a buggy
This makes me miss my Grampa even more. It’s been just 4 months since he went to be with the Lord. I swear he was the man version of “mama” and it tested all of my patience lol. But he insisted we do self checkout and I had to bag things HIS way.
“If I ain’t got a coupon” 😂😂😂😂 my mother when she was here used to save so much with coupons and I still do to this day too! Thank you mami🥹🙏🏽
Me and my momma in the grocery store.... for 3hours! 🤣
You have to properly prepare to go shopping with my mother. It’s a whole day thing. Every time. Even if we are just going for a couple things, somehow we are out for, at least, 6 hours. Went with my mother today to get some crackers, juice, cake mix, strawberries, and oatmeal. Came and got her around 11:30am. Didn’t drop her back off until almost 6pm. And it was mostly because we had to go to several stores before she found strawberries she liked. 😂
Reaching in the bra for the cash is spot on fabulous and so real!!!
This is everybody's Black Mama in the 70's and 80's!!!!!!!!!!
Pronunciation of words might have been twisted..... But, she was wise, frugal, clean, organized and didn't spend all her money in the Montgomery Ward Catalog (that Era's Amazon 😂)
Wallamella just reminds me of the time I went to a Chinese take out and another customer wanted some more “erl!” The woman behind the counter was rightly confused. Almost came to blows. So I stepped in and told her she wanted more “oil” 😂 Everybody calmed down and went about their day… 😊
🤣🤣🤣
not the erl!! 🤣🤣
Lmao what in the world! I 😂wouldn't have known what the hell they were talking about if they said that!
“Blessed are the peacemakers” and translators. 😊
You saved the day! You are fluent in "Mama!"😂😂😂
We know the star is definitely the bounce in that hair 😂😂
I need a sitcom with her 😂
Yes!!! 😂
A sitcom with someone asking her crazy non sensical questions in the market and she gives the right look AND the Right answer especially with that wig😊 AND trying to get away from them, lol...With That comedic timing I would be on the floor,Jeeeeeesus🙌💯😂. I'm a Communications and Theatre major so I'm seeing it in my mind... Hilarious 🤣
@@ms2bloved126 I'm glad I'm not alone 😂
@@StarVee-iw3zm 😂 yes! You would be part of the creative team.
@@YourGPSForSuccess I recv it😊💯
“Then take it out the BUGGET!” 😂
Lord I hope Auntie had her own ride to the store, because I couldn’t!😂😂😂😂😂
“Take it out. TAKE IT OUT!!” 😂😂😂
If its not Pearl, thats Pearl's hair😂😂
Why must they all have to reach down in the bras for their money!!!!!! 😂😂😂
😂👏🏾
😂My maw maw told me she do that in case she get her purse stolen so she got money to get around.
My Grandma said “Because they are the only two suckers that you can trust!!”😆
@@cherylalford389i love that one ! And its truest statement ive heard all month !😂😂😂😂😂😂
Security, that's why! 😂
Mama can’t find nothing with corn… meal, flakes, nuggets …lol 😂
That my mother miss her!!
Y'all done moved everything 😮...😂
When my Son takes me to the store he sits in the car while I shop so he has yet to experience any of these wonderful Momma Moments 😂😂
These prices have everybody acting like big momma in the store right now 🤦🏽♂️ “see if I have a coupon, if not, don’t worry about it” 😂😂😂
“Purple hull peas” took me out and ALL THE WAY BACK to like 1989 😮😂💀
Look at Mama!!! We ain't seen you in along time. Hey Mama 👋🏼 ❤😂
That Wig,
Wigging. 🤣🤣🤣
“This is a ridiculous” 😂 Gets me every time!
Mama’s skits are my all-time favorite! 😍😂🤣
The Accuracy of this is Phenomenal!!!!
I just came from Kroger and Walmart. Sale and clearance is what I'm on you hear me
Kroger has such good digital coupons!
😂😂😂😂😂my Momma refuses to use self checkout
I’ve been patiently waiting for Mama. I need her. I believe she is real.
The ta-ta purse at the end!!! 😂😂😂
That “ WIG “ is Giving me Life!😂
Listen, remembering my great aunt digging for them bossom dollars....
RIP Nancy i miss you everyday ❤, just not the days i had to take you grocery shopping. Miss you grandma. 😊
Finally a Mama video ❤🎉😂.
Absolutely HILARIOUS and on point. These mamas are to be celebrated and more of them needed! 🙌💯🤣😆
Mama is doing it every time. Thank you EJ for giving the world laughter.
Yeah, this was like when I used to go to the store with my Mother, may she RIP. She was a social worker for the county and knew everybody. Now, when I go to the store, I act just like her.
Spot on…. When you know you know 😂❤
“Can you show me or do you have something else to do” whew if that ain’t what a 65+ year old black mama would say 😂😂😂
Mama and her wig... I've missed them both! 😊❤😊
me in about 10 years, with my sons, when I stop driving.
😆😅😂
😂😂😂E!!!! Girl you are nailing it. Definitely alllll our Mamas😅😅 girl yesssss. Hilarious
Totes comical indeed!!
Thank you, *EJspeaks* for the entertainment!!!
👏🏾💯🥰👏🏾
We miss Mama so much 💖
Ooohhh, that wig is a whole language, and I am here for it ❤😂
The price of everything is going up, the quality is going down, nothing tastes the same. Lotion, is even watered down now!!!😡
Say this !!!!!
...and items seem to be expiring BEFORE the expiration date, too. 🫣😶
You know its gon be sweet when she call it wallamella.🤣🤣🤣🤣
Girl you would be an awesome actress on a Tyler Perry Show or sumthg. You can even do your own skits with mama and that bouncy wig lol. I know it will have me 😂 all day long...I love it, keep em coming EJ❤
0:43 the sunrise of the wig!
When she said remind me to get pantyhose!!! That's my momma!
Omg those purple hull peas! My mother just did a praise dance 😂😂😂
😂😂😂 This Is Absolutely 💯 Correct ‘ I Remember As A Kids Growing Up In The 80’s My Mother Always Had A Purse Full Of Coupons When We Got To The Register At The Grocery Store She’d Opened Up Her Purse And The Coupons Would Drop Everywhere On The Counter And The Floor And Everyone In Line Looking 👀 At Us Like Wow 😮 😂😂😂😂
The wig
I find myself often saying “this is a ridiculous” 😂😂😂
I love it !!!!!! If that's not Pearl that's Pearls hair 😂😂😂😂😂😂 ...
Thanks for bringing Mama back
“This is a ridiculous!” 👩🏾🦱
That’s all I was waiting for. 😂😂
The sweater wrapping sends me every time!🤣🤣 the close-up on the wig was classic!
Give Mama’s wig an Oscar 😂😂😂😂❤
The excitement in my chest when I see a new mama’s video, I cannot explain!!!😂😂😂
"Wallamella"!
Girl, you so crazy!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I needed this laugh on today!!!!😂😂😂😂😂
I absolutely love the mama skits!! Takes me back to childhood. 😂😂😂
Girrrrl, both you AND that wig deserve an Emmy/Oscar for these performances! 🙌🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😆😄
You were at the same store I was at with my Ma today. You feel my pain. 😂😂
The wrapping of the sweater 😆😆and the wig finally making it big...yesssssss 👍🏾👍🏾