I was so mad that your going yo be in Charlotte only 45 min from me and I have to freaking work!!!! Dang dang dang.. in my Florida Evans voice cause God working on my cussin lololol
I’m surprised there wasn’t a comment about having socks on your feet. My mother is always worried about everyone’s feet getting cold once it hits about 75 degrees outside. 😒🧐
I woke up this morning with my knees and hip aching, that drop in temp is real. Had me in here thinking, when did i get here. I now understand when my Nana use to be able to tell the weather with her knees.
Chile, mamas and grannies don’t like it when you sit in your car on the phone, but sometimes you just need a BREAK! Pleeeeze allow me a few minutes of peace in this car😂😂😂
This was spot on because they definitely want you up at the “ WalMark” on the hunt for the layers…T-shirts and long John set. And Pumpkin pie who…what…where?!? Baby it’s almost right up there with blasphemy 😩😩😩😂😂😂
My father is the same way also. I'm menopausal and he sees me wiping and sweating. I let him know that I have a sweater in the trunk of the car if needed.
Maybe FJ could do the "Dad" version? 🤔...u know, trying to fix stuff that's not really broken or that he can't really fix!! Napping on the couch. Hearing noises under your car, that you don't hear...bad dad jokes...🤔🤷🏾♀️
I’m with Mama: what’s with all the pumpkin? Pumpkin pie, pumpkin spice lattes and pumpkin whatever. Brang on the the sweet potato pie! And do it before twilight savings time 😆🤣😂
😂😂😂I felt that message about “sitting in the car on yo phone at night” Swear my momma be on me about this. Lol Like momma, I’m just tryna decompress from a day of adulting 😩🫣
Yes ma'am! All of this: fall decorations vs. halloween decorations, pumpkin pie vs. sweet potato pie, hoRspital. I love that we all can relate to what you're saying. 😂😂😂
This reminded me of mom. Everywhere she went to at this time of the year had to have some heat on. She came over my house and was like no you dont have the windows open. Yes ma'am i do its chilly not cold. There's a difference. RIP mama. 😢
Yesterday i told my son to 'hand me my pocketbook' and he burst out laughing. it was then that i realized, i'm morphing into my southern Black mama and i have NO ISSUE WITH IT!😆
1 thing old folks gone make sure of....is arms being covered during certain seasons. And don't have ur baby uncovered....they will have a heart attack !!😂
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I was so mad that your going yo be in Charlotte only 45 min from me and I have to freaking work!!!! Dang dang dang.. in my Florida Evans voice cause God working on my cussin lololol
Make sure to come to St. Louis
Phoenix, AZ!! Please bring mama & Miss Jackie with you, too 🤣🤣
Got my tickets for your show in D.C. -- can't wait!! Thanks for putting D.C. on your schedule!
She’s coming to Duval 904 Jville omg my city 😮😂🙌🙌
Took my older auntie to “STARTbucks” as she called it. Why she asked them people for a sweet potato spice LOT-TAID.
😂😂😂😂😂 And you were right there laughing tryna keep it together. I know I would've been!!!
😂😂😂😂😂!!!I screamed so LOUD!…#TheAccuracy
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@@elenam9435 let’s talk about she also said “with a little extra creamer in it baby and I wanna taste the spice nah” This was my literal face 😳.
😂🤣😅😆 I'm crryyyiinn right now!! Not a lot-taid! That sounds like a "Momma" word!!
"Twilight Savings Time"😂😂😂
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😂🤣😅 yes!! Crryyyiinn!!!
That and the wig shaking tickled me to the core of my being.😂😂😂
I thought I was hearing mother wrong. But...nope that's what she said.😂😂
😂😂😂
I love how active this wig is-curls doing the Cupid shuffle in every video. 🥴
🎶 Now do the cupid shuffle!!🎶
😂😂😂
Exactly! That wig has a life of it's own. It bobs, shakes and wiggles.
In-built springs - Mama probably calls dem sprigs. 😁 Curls bouncin' around like a trampoline.
The way I just hollered 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The way I just hollered 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“I don’t deal with pumpkin like that! It’s SWEET POTATO!” Thank you ma’am finally somebody said it!!!
🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾💯Me Too l Don’t Mess With NO DagGone Pumpkin 🎃
Listen! I get so sick of see pumpkin spice everywhere!😂😂😂
This was a word!!
Right. Pumpkin is nasty. Lol
@@nikkidewitty9080 💯💯💯
*"She done had those same nipples all her life"* caught me fully off guard I cannot lie 💀
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Who u telling I bust out laughing so hard
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The way I hollard 🤣🤣🤣
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I send these to my mom and she loves them. She always laughs and says, “Who is that lady?” I reply and say, “You!!!!”
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My mom gets mad and says “I don’t act like that”…..the lies lol😂
It’s all our mommas!!!! 😂😂
It’s the shade she throw about the AC running. It’s a federal offense to run the AC in black houses once it get below 75 😂
Forbidden 😂my mama swear I give my dog arthritis because I keep the AC on still lolll
How bout my mama said this about my A/c yesterday 😅😅😅😅
Absolutely!!!.,So gone on and turn it off and Plug up Them Fans 🤦🏾♀️😂😂😂😂😂‼️
😂😂😂😂😂 a federal offense
Not even in my house it's 60° you better circulate
Bet Mama's deer chili would get stolen from Ms. Jackie's lunchbox.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You know it😂🦌
The purple one!!😂
@@kaysea8125 I thought it was burgundy?
@@DarlingNikki2It ls Sis 😂😂😂😂😂
I love how she repeats everything for emphasis 😂
Like everybody else deaf😂😂
just making sure they heard it lol
Cuz you gon’ listen tuh me…ya hear?!?!
😂😂😂
Dr Umar learned from her😉
That wig started off calm, but came in full force when someone started with pumpkin. Lol
😂😂😂
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You mean punkin ’. 😂😂😂
@@holliegrayson3276 You right! Lol
The Mama vs. is my favorite series! I send them to my mom and she is always tickled.
Thank you for spreading joy, EJ!
😂😂”Ya AHM! Ya need sump’n on ya AHM!”😂😂 Mama IS my mother.😂
I send them to my Mom as well.😂💜
I do the same thing!
I’m surprised there wasn’t a comment about having socks on your feet. My mother is always worried about everyone’s feet getting cold once it hits about 75 degrees outside. 😒🧐
Not the socks on the cold floor...lol!
EJ waiting on Halloween for the undershirt and socks remarks. Can’t wait.
I'm 42 an yo momma is ME😂! "AINT YOUR FEET COLD? MINES IS"😂😂😂
@@laketac yes - mine are, too! That’s why I always wear slippers in the house. I can’t stand my bare feet touching the cold floor 😖🤣
@@Future-zx9ts 😂😂😂Girl! I don't understand a "cold floor" - why would anyone do that?? Plus, I love socks! The best gift!❤️
What I wouldn't give to hear my mom lecture me again about putting on a light jacket. Thank you, EJ!
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It's the complete disgust for Eileen over that pumpkin pie for me 😂
Period cause we don't do pumpkin ma'am 😂
I love the wig action everytime. And that's right we don't decorate for Halloween we decorate for fall.
Exactly! I decorate for fall only! 😊
How she tap into that old soul is hilarious
Right 😂😂
That dip when our sista got confirmation that the pumpkin is not for Halloween decoration. Lol!!
Took me out🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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"Sweet potato is all I know!" Me too Mama! And when is twilight savings because I need extra hours sleep!
Mama is always bringing up someone who died years and years ago 😂😂
I woke up this morning with my knees and hip aching, that drop in temp is real.
Had me in here thinking, when did i get here.
I now understand when my Nana use to be able to tell the weather with her knees.
I hope Faye is ok. Mama need to go on up there now before it get too dark due to this Twilight savings time
See 'Bout Her! ❤😂
I love how Fred an nem dont pay you any attention 😂😂😂Just grubbing in the background lol
I need more videos of Fred just eating in the background quietly avoiding the mess😂😂😂
That one😂😂😂😂
@@lesliewit with no shirt on
Chile, mamas and grannies don’t like it when you sit in your car on the phone, but sometimes you just need a BREAK! Pleeeeze allow me a few minutes of peace in this car😂😂😂
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While they're half the reason you're still in the car. 😂😂
@@younglaster EXACTLY!🤣🤣🤣
My 10 yr old been tryna check me lately about it too. I need some me time doggonit
@@HisPrincessa626 YES! and YES! It’s all very necessary!🤣
Man how is Fred and the kids not dying back there😂😂😂😂
This was spot on because they definitely want you up at the “ WalMark” on the hunt for the layers…T-shirts and long John set. And Pumpkin pie who…what…where?!? Baby it’s almost right up there with blasphemy 😩😩😩😂😂😂
That wig got a life of its own 😂😂😂
This is my favorite character!!! The wig action gets me every time 😂!!!
Not horsepital!!! 😂😂😂
Not wreaf!!!!! 😂😂😂😂
I love mamma and Ms. Jackie!!!
Not decorating for Halloween😂😂😂 I am - deal with it! I was literally sitting in my car in the dark of fall watching this, lol
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Halloween is my FAVORITE! I agree - DEAL🎃❤
Also...be careful sis👀
@@laketac HeHe 🎃 Yes! I only do Halloween and Christmas 🧑🎄 And thank you ☺️
@@WillowRose Same!🤣
@@laketac 🙌🏾☺️
I took my daddy to a doctor's appointment this morning, 1st thing he said, "you ain't got nothing on your arms"😂😂. It was like 70 in DC earlier today.
My father is the same way also. I'm menopausal and he sees me wiping and sweating. I let him know that I have a sweater in the trunk of the car if needed.
It was chilly in DC yesterday...my mama called to ask me if me and my wee one had a jacket on LOL
@@toneimarykay 🤣🤣🤣, gotta love our parents ❤️
@@toneimarykay haven't heard "wee one" in a while. Got me a little teary-eyed thinking about my late grands.🥲✌🏾
"SHOUT OUT to all my fellow D.C. folks!!!" 😄
That “speaking of fall” and what she segue way into TOOK ME OUT!! 😂😂😂
I didn't even catch that! 😂
Genius lololol
Fall is my favorite season, nothing like a good windbreaker and skull cap. you get a good cool breeze but not too cold.
Mine Too 🍁
Up north 🇺🇲 in my state we call it hoodie weather 😁
My question is, how is FJ hearing her doing these videos and he’s not cracking up?🤣🤣🤣🤣
My thoughts exactly!!!😂😂😂
I was thinking that too! I would feel some kinda way if I knew my husband was within earshot.
Maybe FJ could do the "Dad" version? 🤔...u know, trying to fix stuff that's not really broken or that he can't really fix!! Napping on the couch. Hearing noises under your car, that you don't hear...bad dad jokes...🤔🤷🏾♀️
I love how she calls & asks did my kids wear jackets to school this morning 😔
the REEF from ROSS , Twilight Savings … the vampires bout to come on out. What’s a horspital?? 😂😂😂
The wig energy in this skit is 🤌
The wig is always poppin’ and lockin’ chile! 😆🤣😂
It's a major character in this scripted play!
@@anitajasuja3668 totally!
Oh yes that wig is bouncing and behaving
Horsepitel girl if this ain’t my 84 year old grandmother 😂😂
I love to show these to my mom. They make her laugh. I wonder if she realizes this is exactly who she is and some of it word for word! 😂
My momma thank she YOUNG, so I tell her it reminds me of her older sisters (but it's her😂)
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Twilight Saving Time!! Horsepital! Chirren! EJ is CRAZEE FUNNY !! Loving the bounce of that wig!!
I don't have no recipe for pumpkin cake , pumpkin pie & pumpkin soup 😅😅😅
Mama's wig is always giving MORE BOUNCE TO THE OUNCE! We love mama and her daughter EJSpeaks! We want More! More! More Mama!❤❤❤
Mama always remembering who died right around this time. Say they name Mama, say they name. Lol 😂
She remind me of Ms. Dee. She was a mother to all of the women at the homeless shelter. I loved her like my mother. 💕
Mama got Fred back there eating a bowl of the Deer Chili 😂
😅 I love Mama ❣️ thank you for bringing us laughter. It's like medicine.
“I don’t deal with pumpkin like that”. Me,either,mama,me either 😂
Glad I’m not the only one who felt a shift in the seasons this mornin’! 😁😁😁😁
Fred sitting in the back eating like “she just wanna talk” (*in their couples video voice)
SO TRUE!!! I'm danged just like Mama.
I’m with Mama: what’s with all the pumpkin? Pumpkin pie, pumpkin spice lattes and pumpkin whatever. Brang on the the sweet potato pie! And do it before twilight savings time 😆🤣😂
I was telling my son about that yesterday! All this pumpkin everything starting to come out, and it was August!
😄My grandmother would buy me two sets of long johns every fall. I Can't lie, they came in handy.
2:20 I can't even type that but EJ is spot on to how older ppl say hospital... or the end comes out as "pillal"
It’s the way she says “you need something on your arms. “YOUR ARRRMMS” 😂 I love her
I love Mama! Her wig is always wigging! And her concern over family deaths takes me out! 😂😂🤣😭😱 And I with Mama ...give me sweet tayta pie!
the way I love mama and Ms Jackie should be a crime❤️🤣🤣 I will watch mama and Ms Jackie all day and laugh and have a good time❤️❤️❤️🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂I felt that message about “sitting in the car on yo phone at night” Swear my momma be on me about this. Lol Like momma, I’m just tryna decompress from a day of adulting 😩🫣
"SO" on point about sitting in the car talking on the phone -- people get me about that ALL OF THE TIME!! 🤣🤣🤣
You not decorating for Halloween is you?!!!! I was about to say!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Who was that that died?" Every. Single. Occasion. 😂😂
I love that no matter the season or holiday, Mama gonna connect it to somebody that died. 😂😂😂
It’s Fred in the background like ain’t nothin happening for me. 😂
"She done had them same nipples all her life." I almost laughed so hard on this porch I would have woken the whole neighborhood up 😂😂😂
OMG I thought she said get in "the horse pillow "!!😂😂😂
I can't breeeve!!! Hollaring at this spot on skit!!!
Hahahaaa! That weather goes from perfect to cool, to cold, to turn that a/c OFF in a single conversation!! 😂🤣😅🍂🍁🍂
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Twilight savings time & “punkin” pie 😂😂😂❤
Not the “sitting in your car on the telephone”. 😂
Mama I'm always chilly. We can have a cup of tea under a blanket and watch spooky (or non spooky!!) Movies. And I agree, pumpkin YUCK
I've watched this 3 times! I holler louder each time!! Horspital!Hospital!! 🤣🤣Miss EJ you are a genius! 😊
Not the "Twilight Savings Time"!🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂 hands down my favorite character! I love Mama !
Twilight Savings Time took me out! 😂😂😂
Sweet Potato, that’s all I know!!!! Heavy on that’s all I know!😂❤
Yes ma'am! All of this: fall decorations vs. halloween decorations, pumpkin pie vs. sweet potato pie, hoRspital. I love that we all can relate to what you're saying. 😂😂😂
This reminded me of mom. Everywhere she went to at this time of the year had to have some heat on. She came over my house and was like no you dont have the windows open. Yes ma'am i do its chilly not cold. There's a difference. RIP mama. 😢
I wasn't ready for "horspittle".
We don’t do Punkin’ Pie - we do SWEET Pahtatah!☝🏾😂
Someone is always "ASKING" Mama or "CALLING" her. 🤣🤣🤣
Right!!😂
I almost fell out at the deer chili.
Sweet Potato pie! That's what I'm talking about..anybody disagree can take it up with Robert in HR!😂
Yesssss!! I’m with you! 🍠
I said sweet potato before Mama even finished talking! 🤣🍠 #dontknownothinaboutnopumpkin 🎃
#TwilightSaversTime 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I be CRYYYINNNNNGGGGG 🤣🤣🤣 how all us got the same Mama???? 😂😂😂
The way clicked over here to see what mommas up to now…
😂😂😂Twilight savings time! Ya'll know we don't do pumpkin pie but I'll do a pumpkin muffin or coffee. Faye in the horsepital, I'm done.
ALL HER LIFE?! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Girllllll you be on point! I know people act just like that, including me 😂😂😂❤
Yes! 😂😂
Our traditional, moral speaking, do things the right way relatives.They got a word for EVERYTHING.
She said horsepital. That's what she said. Horsepital!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Deer chili was a childhood staple in the fall.
"Cause you know them nipples gone do what nipples do"! 😂😂😂😂😂
That pumpkin better be up there for Fall 😂😂😂
I love Mama so much.
Yesterday i told my son to 'hand me my pocketbook' and he burst out laughing. it was then that i realized, i'm morphing into my southern Black mama and i have NO ISSUE WITH IT!😆
😂 YES (MA'AM)
I morphed in mine last year. This year, I'm full-on old black southern lady 😂
What!!! I still say pocketbook. I wonder if my professional friends think that is country but just being polite. DON'T CARE.
Every refrigerator despite the brand is a "frigidaire"
1:40 "Twilight savings time" I'm sorry ... what?!? Lol
"gon come call ME. ask ME" LMFAOOOOOO
I'm with you, Mama. Sweet potada!! No pumpkin pie in this house!
Got to go check on Faye at the horspital! And make sure you get back in for twilight savings time! 😂😂😂😂😂
Mama is the best. 😂 With her on turning off the freaking a/c!
The chokehold Ross has on mama. 😂😂
The way I hollered laughing, this is my mama and aunties. 😅😂
1 thing old folks gone make sure of....is arms being covered during certain seasons. And don't have ur baby uncovered....they will have a heart attack !!😂