Jeff Kaplan: the Sigma barrier meta, and other controversies
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- Опубліковано 5 вер 2024
- thanks jeff.
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it wasn't meant to be like this. my next upload was supposed to be a visual interpretation of the jeff tigole rant but it was shelved at 90% completion on account of my creative bankruptcy. considering it's so nearly finished, maybe the next upload wont be months away? who knows, who cares. i swapped to doing this video as a """break""" from the tigole rant, which became something of a prison for me. but editing this gave me RSI in my wrist and a bad back. life is pain. take a drink everytime jeff says "umm" or "uhh".
the bulk of this video was finished by the time the blitzchung controversy started. i didn't want to rework the entire video so you'll have to make do with an after-credits only on that subject. blizzcon should be extra spicy this year...
sometimes i can't believe i'm still making these videos after 3 years. aren't you bored yet? do you guys not have standards?
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Me giving Jeff the signal like
🦶➡️👉👅👈
Oh god
My feeble brain doesn't get this joke and it makes me sad
Oh nevermind
Agreed
Nigga....
I love how the part where Jeff says that everyone should be able to speak freely does not even need to be edited.
Really makes it just a bit more poignant. Dinoflask is a master of his craft.
6:57 *LET US BEGI-* **REDACTED**
No lie that felt powerful.
Honestly, the only thing better would have been a fakeout into an actual statement from Jeff about how the whole thing sucks
What developer update is that one taken from?
"i think microsoft power point fans are going to be blown away" hahaha
Still gets me lmfao
You nailed the after credits.
5:43 *LET US BEGIN* by addressing the *REDACTED*
I don't get what that's about
@@Balthazar2242 The riots in China
Yeah he proved he's as big a dipshit as the rest of the people are.
@@Balthazar2242 Basically, Blizzard is worse than EA now, and has no morals whatsoever. Huge boycott and stuff.
This is the best possible timing for one of these videos.
I think he probably had one in the works but expedited it because of this controversy. Great video regardless.
Y'all can just read the description, too.
Is your profile pic Mew from jet set radio? Ayyyyy
@@AlexYT20202 Yes. Yes it is. Ayyy!
I love your pfp Ryth/Mew is so cute
whole vid I was on the edge of my seat "oh boy is dinoflask gonna spark some juicy tea on the recent controversy" and damn RIGHT you did
you never disappoint man
I thought that, when he showed Mei it was a sneaky reference.....but then the after credit came and I Was like OH BOI HERE WE GO
absolutely same
Hahaha you said tea and thats a negro word for truth haha, epic.
@@lesvegetables4973 "Literally the same thing" wow your brain has massive damage, please go to a doctor, it's sad to read "arguments" like this...
@@lesvegetables4973 Yeah, like jalapeno's and helicopters are the same.
The ending wasn’t mashed together, Jeff Kaplan actually sent Dinoflask the video and asked him to put it on the next developer update
Really?
@@NekoKnG I wish
@@NekoKnG Yes, really. Jeff also told me to tell you that you're not the sharpest tool in the shed.
@@LordDragox412 Really?!
@@SightUnseen555 Papa Jeff once told me these words are gonna troll thee - "Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb".
Dinoflask Jeff: addresses daddy China
IRL Jeff: fired by daddy China
Huh?
Johnny Vitell blizzard is owned by china
TheRealYann well not really. They are supporting China so that they continue to make money from them. My confusion arose from the statement he got fired by China, which I guess you answered so thank you. It still doesn’t make sense
Johnny Vitell it’s a joke about Blizzard’s disturbing willingness to silence any opposition to China, specifically support of Hong Kong protests. Jeff is not really getting fired.
@@TheRealYann Tencent only owns ~5% of Activision-Blizzard stock.
But if Tencent dropped them, they couldn't sell their products on the chinese market anymore, as all western companies need a chinese partner for that.
Which would be sad, after all they developed Diablo Immortal specifically for the chinese market.
'...or am i playing this game because i wanna have sigma's long, delicious toes stuffed down the back of my throat...'
thanks, i hate it.
Why u hate it?
I had to pause the vid at this point because I was laughing so hard!
Seriously Dinoflash, thank you so much for having the guts to put that message at the end of the video, especially knowing how the Overwatch team likes and watches your stuff. They need to hear this, over and over. Watch. Overwatch.
Who's Dinoflash?
@@cristhianmlr dinoflasks cooler older brother
That's right I heard this story over and over again
I really doubt that the Overwatch team had any input on the decision
@@abudgie6909 yeah exactly. Jeff from the overwatch team. Not Jeff from blizzard upper management
“The world could always use more heroes”
unless you support Hong Kong apparently
@@Retrosenescent r/woooosh
Matthew Shubin haha good one a real edgy memer
Heres the thing everyone forgets. Blizzard doesn't want to be political.
Blizzard talks about being a hero in all their narratives, but as soon as they have a chance to stand up for something good, they fold like a lawn chair
@@cras17 well it was a vad choice eitger way. If blizzard had done nothing it could have been a lot worse
"A bad case of Gravitic Flux"
Same Jeff.. same..
Can we just take a moment to appreciate how much Dinoflask's editing/script writing has improved? A year or two ago these videos would be really difficult to understand without subtitles. Now I can listen without video and understand every word.
i find it unneccesary and annoying
summertype of course it’s unnecessary because it’s just a UA-cam video. If you really wanna go that deep then everything that exists is unnecessary as life is just meaningless and full of disappointment.
@@KhakiPance but its a developer update, u dont need to add something different on it. it just add distraction of the information needed to know by the viewers
summertype it’s called E N T E R T A I N M E N T
summertype Life is too precious and short to be looking at the negatives. The probability of YOU coming into this world is almost none. Go out and do something you love instead of looking like a sore loser on the internet.
“and if you’re feeling really crazy you can even use his experimental barrier with junkrat’s shield ability and um um everybody pls forget about that”😂
buff leaked?
Everyones talking about the ending but I still can’t get over the pension fund joke. The persona you have built for Jeff is wonderful.
Figures that on the third day of controversy, DinoFlask would rise again.
The controversy?
You mean about Blizzard banning that player and 2 casters and taking the player's prize winnings, just for saying something to show support for the Hong Kong **REDACTED**
Deliverance, indeed.
"the gravity of the situation." masterpiece.
Pretty sure that's a voice line Sigma has in the game.
That’s his default voice line.
aa I see, I don't play overwatch anymore. 🙈
I don't think...
I don't think...
I don't think...
Fascinating...
Is my mostest favouritest voice line combo
Saurus990 or
The answers...
The answers...
The answers...
Hold it together
Jeff is finally sitting in his Lijang Tower!
SaikaVA or is he choking on it?
"Microsoft Powerpoint fans"
lmao
“Junkrat’s shield ability”
Me: 👋😞🔫
As a Hong Konger, I am laughing and crying right now, what is this feel.
That my friend is a case of the lols
stay safe amigo
Is that the correct terminology in regards to people from HK?
@@Rizlack hong konger/hong kongese is the term generally used to refer to them (although it doesnt sound right)
Spankalicious Beefcake you haven’t lived until you’ve met a *capetonian*
I can't even express how much I love these
Same
Same, i really hope that if he ever get fed up for this precise type of vids he finds another one, maybe in conference about video games ? of develloper update of other games ?
In r6 for example there's the hot breach podcast by rogue nine were they talk a lot about the game but also trivials, could be funny to re act those people in funny ways
this is a good time to remember that Jeff does in fact watch these videos
Jeff is the real mvp
Oh my God I love how you include all of his "Ums" and awkward breathing. You didn't have to go through the trouble of putting them in there but you did and it makes everything so much funnier lmao!
I am so glad to see you are still making these videos! But don’t put these videos before your own health man! And no I won’t get bored of these nor will I in the future
"The world needs heroes now more than ever" incredibly funny, weirdly inspirational, a damn fine video.
As the man who got recognition from Blizzard at one point who even asked him to make videos like this and seeing Dino make the part on HK was powerful, I was really hoping to see this, thank you.
That deeeeeeeep breath after the toe thing was comedy GENIUS
"... and his name is sigma,......" I know it was a low hanging fruit and everything, but I was really expecting it
Yeah, at least he could have joked about the joke :P
@@Jorvanius L-Sigma
That bit at the end tho, absolutely amazing.
Free Hong Kong, revolution of our age!
I second that. The world needs heroes now, more than ever!
You are clearly helping them right now! Wow.
"Fans of Microsoft PowerPoint" 😂☠️
very entertaining, and also right on the money with the end part. liberate hong kong.
When the final music started playing I though "Oh wow, you actually avoided THE TOPIC, you scarycat".
And then the after credits happened and I just had to like and share the video. Thanks, dinojeff from the overflask team, you're great.
Omg I was so expecting that message by the end of the video
願榮光歸香港
Glory to Hong Kong.
You're sure doing your part helping them!
I'll go tell the protesters that mr Sar castic commented Glory to Hong Kong on a UA-cam video!
thank you so much, u saved 10 lives with that message !!! good job !!
Wrong channel m8
stop spreading awareness to people who already know what's happening
wow why are people so pissy.
The 3 dislikes are probably Blizzard, Activision & China
The People's Republic of China: One Party, One Leader, One UA-cam Account
@@pareidolist 22 chief
The ending is so true it hurts.
Blizzard: The world needs heroes more than ever.
Also Blizzard: BAN them.
"Bing, bing wahoo!" Should be an emote.
Subtitles at 5:40 are the best.
Using mei as the end screen 👌 Liberate Hong Kong my guys
“You can put his shield behind Orisas’ shield, or you can put it in front of Orisas’ shield, or you can put it just to the side of Orisas’ shield”
Yes, thats exactly what happened 😭
God has returned
i dont think youve ever uploaded something that isnt an instant masterpiece
I suport Mei's support of Hong Kong. Rise up! The world is worth fighting for!
Anthony Westbrook mei best support
It just hit me the number of times you have to watch these community updates in order to get all the dialogue you need
Sometimes I think Jeff just does this because he doesn't have anywhere else to put his gay fanfics
I sympathise with your plight of having to deal with the subtitles editor. The true hero we need.
I really, really want nothing more than Jeff to actually see these.
If you are talking about for entertainment, sure and I am sure that he would also get a chuckle out of the teases thrown toward him, but if you are talking about the Hong Kong stuff then I don’t think any of the overwatch team hd anything to do with it
@@malachi4838 Look at Jeffs official Job title. He is litteraly the VP of the company. Not just the lead dev for overwatch.
@@VioletShinobi oh i thought the owner of blizzard or VP or whatever was a different jeff, sorry i thought jeff kaplan just made WoW and OW
I'm sure he does - on a Wired Q&A someone asked him about dinoflask and he said that dino is very well known around blizzard.
Here before the video gets deleted because of some "youtube glitch"
i turned the video on and went to another tab and it sounded like normal talking then i watched the video and realized it was all edited. Wow
the ending. was hoping for it the entire video and you delivered
@dinoflask - Not that I didn't love the hell out of the whole thing, but it'd be super useful to have that second half available in a separate vid, alone. Great stuff.
Man Jeff’s tone is just switching left and right this vid hope he’s okay and love all his different shirts must have a closet on that set
I was hoping the ending would go that direction and I was not disappointed.
just wanna say dino that i care about when your next upload is. You said who cares in the description so i thought i’d say i do :). ur vids never fail to make me smile and laugh, which is a rarity nowadays on youtube for me. so thank you for all the effort that goes into these!! i know you work tremendously hard
"Well, bing, bing, wahoo"
-Daddy Jeff
Man, the quality of this editing is too damn good!
Keep them coming please!
"To an amazing skyscraper in China" lmfaoooo
This was extremely well done. That last part needs to be its own video.
He has returned!
NGL, the ending gave me goosebumps. Thanks Dino, you did an amazing job as always.
This made me laugh, and then you hit me in the feels. If overwatch dies, no more Jeff memes.... Also free Hong Kong.
Just waiting for those after credits. You did not disappoint.
Barrierwatch-im sorry, I mean Overwatch
Incredible job Dino! I was hoping you’d do something with the protest! Thanks!
The power of jeff to grow a beard in 1 second and not have on in the other, just fascinating
These have to take so long to make, and they make me laugh every time another comes out, thanks for the quality humor DinoFlask.
Edit: I got 16 Uhh/umms, correct me if I'm wrong.
Great ending, never thought jeff would be brave enough to deliver such a powerful message
I don't think you're getting a christmas present this year, but damn. Mad respect
Considering how rarely you upload, big well done to the last segment, been like 3 days only since the event?
Dinoflask you've done it again keep up the AMEIZING videos. Your a comedic editing genius!
The part about the Switch port was godlike.
My favorite so far. Very well made. I can't believe you're still making these either!
Great work as always, but the best part is the 15 seconds of unedited footage where Jeff states that free-speech is what makes videogames valuable. Really sticking it to Blizzard. Hope they get their act together, but unfortunately Blizzard isn't the company it used to be.
This was so good, especially the end. Good job :D
Damn, Dinoflask calling out Blizzard like that in the end 🔥 I don’t even play Overwatch anymore but stay subbed to Dinoflask for his en point criticism
That ending gave me a crippling Black Mirror feeling, so you nailed it
oof, a round of applause for that ending
A jokey sentence mix video of blizz responding to a serious controversy ended featuring a more genuine apology than blizzards official statement.
What a world
well someone's gonna be banned from overwatch now
wp :D
That ending reminded me of Heaven Shall Burn's "Endzeit" video.
Never accept the world as it appears to be. Always dare to see it for what it could be.
I was hoping that there'd be a "sigma balls" joke somewhere
ColossalDonut5 Same lol
It's not worth playing this game anymore,but it's always worth to watch these videos.
"... to start working on toe sucking emotes for the characters ..."
r34 community : Hold my beer...
i haven't played or looked at overwatch stuff in years. in fact, i only hear about these new heroes through your videos. i've been watching these since the first one on reddit and still love them!
Always excited to see your vids pop up, love ya!
I love the part you added in the end of the video, great job!
the ending thoo holy quakamole that has to burn loooooooool
god this never gets old. thank you so much. i only have two channels with the bell notification checked and you are one of them!
The ending of this. Brilliant!
Three years! And your videos are still just hilarious! Keep doing what you do, you've got a lot of fans out here loving your work.
Sigma, more like Ligma.
What’s ligma
@@proneostrich8036 Joe mamma!
@@proneostrich8036 ligma nuts
Who's Steve Jobs?
More like lick ma toes.
I forgot about these amazing videos and went back before and after quarantine started, and we still have no new Jeff material
RIP Dinoflask
When Dinoflask is needed most, he appears. And saves the absolutely glorious best for last. Thanks!
This is really just a time line of Jeff's face :)
Thank you for stepping up Dinoflask.
lmao didn't expect to see a joke in here where Jeff gets accused of pension fraud
I kinda was and wasn't expecting that last bit. That was excellently done. Props for Papa Dino.