Jeff Kaplan: addressing the Brigitte stun meta
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- Опубліковано 9 чер 2018
- thanks jeff.
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand my upload schedule. The timings are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of advanced procrastination most of my uploads will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Jeff's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Zarya literature, for instance. My fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about JEFF. As a consequence people who dislike my videos truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Jeff's existential catchphrase "What's up everyone, this is Jeff from the Overwatch team," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Gravitons and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as my genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Jeff Kaplan tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for Blizzard employee eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 SR points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid.
went a month without uploading. oops. next vid will be around the 5th of July hopefully. i've finally purchased the parts for a new computer, so i am hoping to expand the type of videos i create in the near future. possibly have a crack at SFM, and will be able to actually record gameplay at a fair framerate. don't worry, not planning on going down the memetage route though. i say i'll have a new computer "in the near future", but it's gonna take at least another month before the parts are all delivered. anyway, i'm boring myself here with this lame ass description.
later nerds.
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"if I have to spend another two years stopping you guys from being assholes to each other, I'm going to translocate myself out of this company as fast as possible"
This quote aged quite well
Yeah, except it took another 3 1/2 years
You mean 2 1/2 It's not even been 3 1/2 years since this video yet
a little too well
Yeah but this time he was translocating himself away from Blizzard execs (a$$holes).
😢
The fact that every word Jeff say's has the same tone and volume.... He walked himself into this.
At this point I think it's intentional.
"Better make sure dinoflask can work this into his videos."
except for that brigitte announcement video
Orca. Killer Whale. Gratuitous.
I know right. It literally doesn't matter what context you take his words from. They always fit in one sentence as if they were meant to be spoken that way.
3:38 he warned us
The timeline even matches up.
@@colindavey4075 Dinoflask knew
Feels bad man
Even his predictions of OW failing when he left lol 😆
'Torbjorn has no idea what his little girl is up to'
LMAO AHAHAHAHAAH
I lost it at that part
Close quarters combat, and I'm loving every bit of it!
I lost it there hahahhaha
Took a little longer than he expected, but he sure did translocate
Gold as always man
ThatPunchKid your reminder to actually upvote the vid ya heathen
Quit making fun of his competitive rank
Same here... I'll never be in plat 😭
Call it a E girl mercy main then
You appear alot
i love that you edit in the "uh's"
And all the breaths, breathing and awkward pauses haha
We didn't listen and now Jeff has translocated out, just like he said he would
Do you think Dinoflask has 40 terabytes dedicated solely to Jeff voice clips?
『Castafiore』 Without a doubt.
He might even have a program that's connected to a library.
Yes
He has his own amazon datacentre and uses Big Jeff Cloud technology
The Spastic Tiger you really just need to have transcripts of the videos to search for words you need and the videos themselves to clip.
Doing the transcriptions is probably the thing that requires the *hardest* but not the *most* work, but I'm just guessing.
"We now have 40 million players and only 90% of those are smurf accounts" .....SO TRUE
(Only 36000000 smurf)
Yeah, it looks like every UA-camr has to get a Smurf account for this and that reason. Also every genji main.
A Smurf is a player who plays an underleveled account to play with weaker players.
19%
It's sooooo true! It's a bummer when you introducing someone new to the game and the enemy team has a smurf Widow, Genji and Hanzo. You still try to convince them it's a good game.
“I’m going to translocate out of this company as soon as possible” lol
so you should sort of, prepare yourself for that
And here we are now
@@elpollochileno I WAS GONNA SAY THIS DIDNT AGE WELL
@@tevildech5497 He did say “If I had to spend ANOTHER 2 YEARS trying to stop you people for being assholes online, I’m going to translocate out of this company.” And wow look, it’s been two years and the toxicity has barely ever gotten better.
@@litjon1977 Well now we know why Jeff left
"My patience level is almost as low as the average skill rating of Overwatch console players"
omg
Sebastián Chavez BURN
To be fair, playing with just a controller is pretty restricting.
@@Exhumami yea it is. Thumbs only an 2-4 fingers at the top. But i really play rather console than pc
I would love pc players try a controller
Sebastián Chavez a
"You guys cant wreck my games if you cant move"
Thank you! I knew this quote had to be in the comments. I was dying laughing!
I was *stunned* when I saw you upload again
Ahahahahahahaha AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
funny
I was stunned by daddy jeff
TheMasterKrook daad cmon
AGANE
Quality > Quantity
"It was during one of my regular stress-induced nightmares, that the answer finally revealed itself to me. You guys can't wreck my games if if you can't move."
You had me dying.
That translocate joke got me good.
The use of umms and so's is amazing.
It's the "umms" and "so's" and awkward pauses that really puts these videos over the top.
3:31 jeff states the reason he left company
:(
"You can't wreck my games if you can't move."
This is why I main Brigitte.
nice pfp
i'm actually cry laughing "increase the time of Brigitte's stun so you'll now be stunned till the end of time" 😂😂😂😂 i can't believe i didn't know about these vids before... thank u for making these lmao
*BUFFS FOR SYMMETRA OR GOODMAN WILL GET YA!*
A A A A A A A A A A
witness the born of a new meme
Rumble with Goodman it’s not a feelsgoodman
It’s the new wrestle with Jeff
Another *Stunning* video.
Mr.Popo woah, that escalated quickly
Mr.Popo wow calm down their it’s just a prank bro
ptsd intensifies
Congratulations you'r high
"Everyone is here."
*Waaaaaaaaaah*
So now he did translocate the fuck out of this company.
"...You can't wreck my game if you can't move"
Words to live by
I still live by these words
*Delightfully Devilish Jeff*
Luxra heee heee heee heee
Jeff Kaplan with his crazy explanations
Movienoob101 the community’s gonna need their medication
Pretty accurate
KAAAPLAAAAN!!!! D:
We have over 40 million players and only *90 percent of those are smurf accounts*
I love that 😂
I can't believe he actually translocated out of the company 2 and a half years later
"it's none other than Jeffry Kaplan the big dawg himself" i lost it at that.
*Toxicity rates drop to %0*
Ayyyy a fellow Kerbanaught. It's me Bill Kerman.
Guitarfollower22 No, you're Guitarfollower22, IMPOSTER!
*Woke for when Dinoflask comes back once more after a month*
prob takes a month to make the video lol
2 years later, Jeff steps down.
3:40 welp shit he really did translocate the fuck out of the company.
“If I have to spend another two years trying to stop you people from being assholes online, I’m gonna translocate the fuck out of this company”.
Man, he knew.
3:39 you were right :(
Apparently Jeff Daddy has the ability to create and remove his beard instantly at will.
BUFFS FOR SYMMETRA OR GOODMAN’LL GET YA
Who wants that flying head to be the next overwatch hero
am i a good person? Only if it's Jeff Goldman's
I'm still waiting for Mr. Wheels.
The description of this video is a masterpiece. Bravo my good sir.
That's a 4chan pasta
CsStoker oh I know. But he edited it to fit so beautifully.
"If I have to spend another 2 years trying to stop you people from being assholes online, I'm going to translocate the fuck out of this company as soon as possible."
Dino Flask can see things before they happen.
Geoff Goodman's Giant Floating Head manifest itself from Jeff's All Father mind and got what he wanted.
GenerationWest What?
I expect to see a sign in the Blizzard Arena next week saying "Buffs to Symmetra or Goodman will get ya"
It's too real and I feel like Jeff is probably sitting at his desk somewhere going "it's so true though"
"I'm gonna translocate the fuck out of this company as soon as possible"
And then he did exactly that
When youve been a Dva Main for 7 seasons then suddenly 1 bread hero shows up AND RUINS YOUR LIFE
wow...i feel so bad for you..now you'll actually have to get gud again. but lets be honest...you always say..fuck my team...i do what i want. right? Is it rude...sorry..i just cringe when i see dva mains stubbornly play into hog OR zar, dont eat flame strikes or moira orbs...and DONT HELP DEAL WITH THE FUCKING PHARAH.
Cubby Cramer now that Baguette has been released I have awoken once again to feed on your salt.
same but with tracer instead
MegaDove d.va vs hog isn't bad. Zarya isn't that bad as long as people don't feed her energy
Justice.
And only *90%* is smurf accounts which is amazing.
i bet at least half of the people that complain about smurfs use smurf accounts themselves lol.
I wonder if he got the idea for the Cyberian Zarya skin from one of his stress-induced nightmares...
"If I have to spend another two years to stop you people from being assholes online, I'm going to translocate the fuck out of this company as soon as possible, so you should sort of prepare yourself for that."
Just a few months off. Talk about prophetic.
3:53 honestly this couldn’t be more accurate to the current state of overwatch
When the hell did he say nightmares in an update video?
Poor Torbjorn doesn't know what his daughter is up to, *whipping people in corners*
Stunned until the end of time
It's midnight and my family is trying to sleep but I can't stop laughing why do u do this to me
Thanks for reminding Brigitte NEEDS a leather swimsuit skin
And a matching leather daddy skin for Reinhardt.
I'm watching some old OP Brigitte clips and that led me here again
I miss you, I miss Jeff :'(
Also 3:38 the madman actually did it in the end
Holy shit!!!!
This is The best one yet!!!
My dude...i luv all your stuff...
But how SAVAGE you got with not just the creative combinations of sentences (while learning how diverse you got with so many shots of Jeff...all wearing or looking different)
....and....
understanding how exactly you seamlessly meld these things together)
Its really great... Your timing on this which completely defines how it feels over all...its...almost able to be indiscernible to know if its clipped together...
I mean...cmon...seriously?... The only video I watch thats actually funny enough to always make me genuinely laugh...
The UA-cam recommendation system brought me here.
Ever Trejo the best thing that ever happened to you
I don't regret it but I feel bad because everyone makes fun out of Jeff Kaplan
Ever Trejo don't worry we love Papa Jeff
this video aged incredibly
Man that last bit hits different now that he's gone
And he in fact did translocate out of blizz...
Absolutely fantastic, these videos are just pure gold, the cadences and little pauses and everything else just works so damn well
GOD IS BACK AND HE UPLOADED 2 MINUTES AGO
It‘s *stunning* to see this many Brigitte mains out there... *literally*
I really appreciate how much work you put into the pauses in speech, even just a space between words can get its own clip, I love it.
"Stress-induced nightmares"
HAHAHAHA
and so Jeff dislocated himself out of company, big man, he follows his words ...
That jab at console hurt me.
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This content is so funny, the amount of work you put into these videos man. I really respect that. AND the script is incredible dude. The story you tell with every video makes me smile. Thanks Dino.
The time you take to edit in the breaths and hard swallows are why I laugh my ass off every time
beard grows faster than brigitte can stun you
He sure did translocate after 2 years
I just want you to know that I keep coming back to watch these.. even after stopping playing OW like a year ago. Theyre just gold man. Pure gold.
3:32 really hits different now...
Who cares about how harsh or drastic the stun is, sure beats joining into a match where the hero DEFEAT is on your hero select screen.
Caballero Do you think I don't know that?
陳Connor I hadn’t played the game in 5 months, I finally put the disk in and jumped into a quick play match. I saw the new heroes and decided to play the baguette one. Then the second I loaded in the words defeat popped up so I left the game, took the disk out and went back to sea of thieves.
DerpTrooper4000 Since when do games require a disk anymore...
peasants still have discs i think?
Nicolas Villamil I purchased the disk when the game first came out, I’m not going to get the download of a game I basically never play. And hard copies are sometimes helpful if I’m not sure if I’ll keep the game cuz if I don’t enjoy it I can just sell it to some of my dumbass friends.
I laughed and I "aww'd" Brilliant edit. We love our Jeff ♥
*double jumps over everyone
*Gets shield bashed then flashbanged then run over with dva mech
Whatever money you make doing this, it's not nearly enough. This is gold.
I laughed so damned hard through this video! Great work as usual :)
Literally every other youtuber uploads: i sleep
dinoflask uploads: **R E A L S H I T ?**
that video description earned you a new sunscriber. Witty and subtle. Thanks 4 the laughs
Damn we didn't know how good we had it
3:38 foreshadowing…miss u papa Jeff
*ONLY 90% ARE SMURF ACCOUNTS*
I envy Jeff Kaplan's supernatural ability to swap clothes in between jump cuts.
3:39 he announced his resignation in 2018, sick man!
Jeffery R. Kaplan: "The Big Dog"
Buffs for Symmetra or Goodman will get ya!
Oh man, laughed so hard I cried! Thanks for the quality vid.
My man! Always love watching these. Keep up the good work.
Love me some DooDooWatch
Speaking of people who upload once a month...
When you realize a meme channel has more than twice as many subs as Haris.
I told you to make a Roblox edit, Haris!
Lord Haris y don't you upload my favorites anymore.
Lord Haris oh wait you had life changes like graduation from uni right ? Congrats man.
Kinda of a shitty comment
"If I have to spend another 2 years trying to stop you people from being assholes online, I will translocate the fuck out of this company as soon as possible!"
This aged well...
Appreciate the time spent on this
these keep getting better and better
this video ended up being kind of prophetic, didn't it?
"If I have to spend another two years figuring out how to stop you guys from being assholes to each other I'm going to translocate out of the company" well you were only off by about a year.
I think Dinoflask is now Jeff's legal way to say what's really on his mind.
The time and effort that has to go in to one of these has got to be draining. Amazing work.
To be fair... Brigitte is thicc.
He sure did translocate in two years
I haven't gotten a laugh like that out of a video in a minute. Thank you
This is the first video of Jeff I could watch until the end. Masterful