@@Victoria4000 "PTR philosophy" length 14:23 with roadhog on the thumbnail. Reference is at 9:26, hes quoting a video of dinoflask, dont know which one it was though.
Just won another wresting match. I'll be making the decision on nerfing every single character in Overwatch, plus making the game very unbearable to play. Everyone will now have 100 health, and respawn times are now extended by 5 minutes.
As entertaining as these are, I sure hope Jeff knows these are sarcastic exaggerations of the forums. Most of the changes implemented are all steps in the right direction.
Roby599 She was too strong. I don't think she needed changes to her weapons and I thought her armor should have been set to 300 not 200, but none the less, she needed changes hence still step in the right direction.
Stan V Yeah she needed a few tweaks, not to be completely kneecapped. Now it's gonna be back to "pick a real tank" when playing comp and picking D.Va.
Casey James the problem is that you see the same comment so much that it gets unfunny, if you want to show appreciation, come up with something original
"Hey, if any of you pick Sombra, I will pick Mei and none of you will be leaving the spawn room until late 2017" i've started doing this but with hanzos too
Yeah but at this point she is so useless if you pick her everyone on your team instantly thinks you're throwing. No character should be in that position if they're balanced, and 0.2 seconds faster hacking isn't going to change anything...
True, but her Kit in general is really boring and not interesting at all, just like DVA. Even tho DVA is a little more crisp because of the flying and her Ult. (My opinion)
ive actually been playing sombra in comp and havent gotten flamed surprisingly. And 0.2 seconds faster for hacking is actually pretty useful for hacking heroes that reload, so you can hack when they reload.
Dinoflask, you are a god of editing. Each time one of these comes up I have to show it to everyone and I'm crying tears every freaking time. Thank you man. Thank you :')
"If you pick Sombra I will pick Mei and none of you will be leaving the spawn room until late 2017" I fucking chocked on the blueberries I was eating. Oh my god. Never have I squealed with laughter. My sides hurt.
"join the team voice chat and say hey, if any of you pick sombra i will pick mei and none of you will be leaving the spawn room until late 2017" 0:55 LUL
Jeff Kaplan is actually a very vocal game dev, and I personally would like to see him respond to this. Jeff is known to kinda slickly throw shade, I wonder what his response to this would be.
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This is my second video I have seen by you and this made me subscribe! hahahahaha this is great! ^__^
dinoflask you deserve a million for this art
Proposition 421(should be 420 :C)
dinoflask I don't get why people would dislike these videos they are so amazing every one of your videos I keep on laughing SO hard it's so hilarious
hey I main sombra
"Wrestle with Jeff, prepare for death" xD
best part!
And meme was born.
I died when it happened
this guys videos crack me up lol
Lapis Lazuli 😂😂😂
"Wrestle with Jeff prepare for death."
If he goes down, blizzard goes with him.
Hana Song im into that if yaknow what I mean ;)
That part was gold
Same
e-e-e-e-e-e--e
"If I'm going down I'm taking Blizzard with me" really hits different now. Aged like wine.
"Wrestle with Jeff, prepare for Death"
I lost my shit
wrestle with jeff prepare for death! holy shit that's fucking perfection!
Tyrodin Oh. Hi tyrodin. Do you think you can turn that into a meme?
Tyrodin Greetings!
Tyrodin what are you doing here?
Tyrodin ikr, this guy is a genius xD
Tyrodin 666 likes
Plot Twist: dinoflask is Jeff Kaplan and these are his true thoughts.
Xialoh Dinoflask speaks engrish, Jeff ALSO speaks english... Coincidence? I THINK NOT
lol it's kinda like that one kid that use to fart in class and everyone knew, but didnt say anything to try to be nice
Dat incredibles reference
Read the new AMA.
Answers your statement. (yeah)
Xialoh Jeff even said once that Dinoflask makes him say what he really wants to say sometimes
"i will pick Mei and not let anyone leave the spawn point until late 2017" LMFAO fucking dead!!!!
Arthur Canet if ur dead how did you comment it
He died after he posted this coment
OR
he posted this coment in his way to heaven
Can't breathe I'm laughing my bass of while commenting
Nightwolf gaming no treble?
Or he is a zombie or another kind of undead creature.
Honestly I get more excited for these than the actual update videos.
EmeraldEyeProductions right lolol
I don't even play Overwatch but these are gold.
same
then how could you possibly know what hes talking about?
I'm more excited for these than the actual game.
"If you pick Sombra I will pick Mei and none of you will be leaving the spawn room until late 2017"
That Antonio they'd be leaving about now.
It’s sad that it doesn’t really work anymore :(
Oh man 1 year later and it still makes me cry hahahahah
"Our goal is not to make Sombra useful in any way"
I
AM
FREEEE
"If i go down,blizzard goes down with me"
MasnoPecivo he's in too deep
heyyy. profile pic buddies!
MasnoPecivo it would make sense if he would say that
Wise words
F... we'll see if this ages well lol
"Maybe you should choke on my Lijang Tower" - Jeff Kaplan 2017
xMrOink *2016*
NiceMemeBroxD *2009*
xMrOink when?
give timestamp
EmeraldMaster its not in the video -.-
These are the best Overwatch videos out there
Where are OW lore videos, Vaati?
too ez 4 me
VaatiVidya holy shit, you play games that aren't soul/borne games!?!
xZXY101x Did you really just ask that?
"gg report this vaati guy please, he's been afk at the eichenwalde bonfire all game"
"some developers want the heroes to be balanced while other developers want a pinwheel with 4 different sprays." LMFAO!
LunarChibi guess we know who won that wrestling match
Banana Cream it was Jeff.
LunarChibi "I tend to win"
As the saying goes here at Blizzard, "Wrestle with Jeff, prepare for death."
AlleeCat2 holy shit I died
"Please keep buying loot boxes in the store so I can afford to buy a new jumper for every developer update video". No problem Keff Japlan.
Kevin The Skeleton jeefee japanni
These are seriously so freaking good dude. I can't breath from laughing.
"If I go down I'm taking Blizzard down with me"
ScarlettFever "As the saying goes here at Blizzard: 'Wrestle with Jeff, prepare for death'"
LMFAO
At this point I just wanna see Jeff's reactions to whenever he first sees one of these.
Dual Wield He referenced the last one so his reacted would have probably been priceless
fr where
He mentions getting hooked from Dorado to "Point 2 of Ilios" in the last update video, which is a reference do Dinoflasks video on Roadhog's hook
The community wants to see Jeff's reactions from watching these vids!
Dual Wield I said that this video is how they can improve the ptr.
I absolutely lost it at "Won't be leaving the spawn room..."
Actual tears in my eyes. Unreal. So funny man, thank you.
That's why Mei was created.
We need people to learn their lessons.
The other Players wouldn't skip the cut scene at the start of Uprising?
They will learn in the starting Tunnel.
Rory mercury I hated that fuck
I have to imagine that Jeff himself actually looks forward to and watches these.
Max Bernhardt he does, he referenced one of these in the latest developer update
Emperor Naga he did? Which one
Emperor Naga
?
@@Victoria4000 "PTR philosophy" length 14:23 with roadhog on the thumbnail.
Reference is at 9:26, hes quoting a video of dinoflask, dont know which one it was though.
"And I'll lock you in the base until Late 2017". Yes.
Not even close
Yeah Ik, it was the late 2017 part that made it for me anyway, and didn't want to spoil it if someone dropped down to the comments early.
sure.
It was late 2017.
Fleming Okay the last bit was kinda a lie, but the late 2017 is truth I swear lol.
I can't imagine if the official Overwatch UA-cam channel actually respond to your video.
TheDamnGames Jeff referenced the Roadhog hook from Dorado to point 2 of Ilios
Sanik Nyoom I can't imagine the expression of Jeff when he's watching this
TheDamnGames Probably fear. Dinoflask is predicting the future of Overwatch
TheDamnGames Probably fear. Dinoflask is predicting the future of Overwatch
Sanik Nyoom or maybe laugh his as off
"if i go down I'm gonna take blizzard down with me"
Jeff Kaplan
also 2017
Just won another wresting match. I'll be making the decision on nerfing every single character in Overwatch, plus making the game very unbearable to play. Everyone will now have 100 health, and respawn times are now extended by 5 minutes.
so counter strike
Jeff Kaplan zy
Jeff Kaplan Thanks for making great changes to the game.
are you the real jeff kaplan?
i got 300% weapon accuracy whit phara.
"If I go down I'm taking Blizzard down with me"
And here we are, three months after he left...
wrestle with jeff, prepare for death....fam youre killing me lol
Kelvin711 o shee waddup kelvin
Kelvin711 hi Kevin
Shit, we even got Kelvin in here!
No mention of the fact he legit referenced you in his last update? (The hook to point 2 of ilios thing) :(
Corlwow :)
he did?! whats the timestamp of when he mentioned him? I gotta see this
FunWhileTubing 9:15 ish
funwhiletubing he makes a reference to the 2nd point of ilios joke from the last video
Here is this moments, both, parody and answer from Jeff: coub.com/view/oq5js
"If I go down, I'm taking Blizzard down with me"
-Jeff Kaplan 2017
"our goal is to not make sombra usefull in any way"
Seems pretty accurate in my opinion.
SaltyOrisa A C K S H U I L Y
Basilo “that’s not really what we’re interested in”
3:25 he wasn't lying
He wasn't lying not in Overwatch but literal all Blizzard
"Player tears region"
"As the saying goes here at Blizzard; wrestle with Jeff, prepare for death."
you're a fucking artist
As entertaining as these are, I sure hope Jeff knows these are sarcastic exaggerations of the forums. Most of the changes implemented are all steps in the right direction.
Stan V I'm pretty sure he referenced these parody updates in the newest update video.
i can't say I agree with the D.Va changes though :(
Roby599 She was too strong. I don't think she needed changes to her weapons and I thought her armor should have been set to 300 not 200, but none the less, she needed changes hence still step in the right direction.
Stan V Yeah she needed a few tweaks, not to be completely kneecapped. Now it's gonna be back to "pick a real tank" when playing comp and picking D.Va.
Roby599 d.va has the most health out of any tank by far though. you are a dumbass
"Wrestle with Jeff, prepare for death" may be the best line yet.
CaptainSauce my favorite UA-camr
"if I go down, I'm taking Blizzard down with me" hits different in 2021
"I just wanna let you know that if I go down, I'm taking Blizzard with me" 😂😂😂😂😂
How on earth does Dino script these?
We shall see now!
This line has aged beautifully 👌
Ready up, bois. This will be one hell of a fall, right through the bottom of the barrel.
Visionary! Fortune teller! Dino didn't script these, they just saw the future!
"None of you will be leaving the spawn until late 2017." I'm dead XD
"quote the video, get free likes."
Finn Morgan ikr its kind of making these comments uncreative if there just repeating a sentence over and over
TheBoss4 GT whats wrong with showing appreciation to great comedy.
Casey James the problem is that you see the same comment so much that it gets unfunny, if you want to show appreciation, come up with something original
How do you make these that fast?
Order & Chaos that's an oversimplification
Probably a programm with many clips of him saying words
when he needs a word he searches it and creates a video
Jeff just talkes, what do you mean?
Transcript every Jeff video, CTRL + F
Still a lot of work though.
Officer Sauer that would create a lot of manuscripting holy sjit
"If I go down, I'm taking Blizzard down with me."
This was supposed to be a funny joke, not a premonition.
"Hey, if any of you pick Sombra, I will pick Mei and none of you will be leaving the spawn room until late 2017"
i've started doing this but with hanzos too
"If I go down I'm taking Blizzard down with me"
-Jeff Kaplan 2017
:(
"I just wanna let you know that if I go down, I'm taking Blizzard with me" Why did you lie to us jeffry whyyyyy T.T
Jeff: "If I go down, I'm taking Blizzard down with me"
Uh oh...
oh no
3:23 Jeff Called it 4 years early.
"I just wanna let you know that if I go down, I'm taking Blizzard with me" truer words have never been spoken.
this one hits very different now
"I just wanna let you know that if I go down, I'm taking Blizzard with me." 👀is blizzard going down now
Wrestle with Jeff, prepare for death.
That was too amazing, I never thought I'd die like this.
We can no longer wrestle with jeff , sad
3:23 "if I go down, I'm taking blizzard down with me" :(
Funny yet true as usual. Poor Sombra. Her gun needs buff, or at least minimize her bullet spread.
I don't think Overwatch needs another DVA tbh...
Angelo ;3
Yeah but at this point she is so useless if you pick her everyone on your team instantly thinks you're throwing. No character should be in that position if they're balanced, and 0.2 seconds faster hacking isn't going to change anything...
True, but her Kit in general is really boring and not interesting at all, just like DVA. Even tho DVA is a little more crisp because of the flying and her Ult. (My opinion)
ive actually been playing sombra in comp and havent gotten flamed surprisingly. And 0.2 seconds faster for hacking is actually pretty useful for hacking heroes that reload, so you can hack when they reload.
"If I go down, I'm taking blizzard down with me" now that is hilarious 😂
"If I go down, I'm taking Blizzard down with me"
The time has come... monkaS
"If i'm going down, i'm taking blizzard down with me." With recent events uh... uh oh....
"I will pick mei and none of you will leave the spawn room until late 2017" XD
'Wrestle with Jeff,
Prepare for death.'
Jeff Kaplan 2k17
Wrestle with Jeff prepare for Death. best line ever
"If I go down, I am taking Blizzard down with me"
Hits different now
3:15 to be fair, he did warn us
"We just feel like she's too much fun right now" LOL
3:09 is the best quote from Jeff.
"If any of you pick Sombra, i will pick Mei and none of you will be leaving the spawn room until late 2017" got it
I wonder if Jeff ever gets a laugh outta' this, lmao.
TyggzyYT he says he hates it and has to go to therapy every other day to cope with it.
I think he commented on this during a Twitter response video on WIRED's channel...
TyggzyYT
Jeph said that dinoflask says what jeph wants to say
Hope you take Blizzard down with you Jeff...
Holy shit this aged fucking perfectly
You are the fucking hero this community needs.
"Which heroes will we R-r-r-r-r-rek this month" HAHa
"I just want to let you know that if i go down, i'm taking Blizzard down with me" Jeff Kaplan - 2K17
Jeff was literally the end of Blizzard being a good company.
"Wrestle with Jeff, prepare for death".
Lost it. 10/10
i don't even know what an Xbox one or a game station 4 is
I heard about something called the Nintendo Light Switch. I really don't know about that either.
"Wrestle with Jeff, prepare for death!"
I'M SO DONE
IM LYING ON THE FLOOR
SEND HELP
I just came here to bid a last farewell to Jeff Kaplan. You will be missed forever.
I'm still waiting for the Torbjorn and Reaper fantasy update
But does Torbjorn have the hardware to please Reaper?
3:23 Prophetic.
I have been waiting for this the moment I saw there was an update
lol same
Wrestle with Jeff. Prepare for death.
"We like to do a coin toss to see what heros we wreck this month" you can't kill me so early in the video XD
"D.va, we feel is too much fun right now"
You sure this is edited?
Nope, it wasn't. I checked.
why does this hurt
"Wrestle with Jeff, prepare for death"
Think I'm going to cancel my application.
Dinoflask, you are a god of editing. Each time one of these comes up I have to show it to everyone and I'm crying tears every freaking time. Thank you man. Thank you :')
Legend has it None of them have left the spawn room yet
0:33 This is the part I keep coming back for.
If Jeff doesn't walk on stage at blizzcon 2017 with a wrestle with Jeff prepare for death shirt on I'm gonna be really pissed lol .
I clicked that notification so fast, almost faster than Blizzard releases balance patches these days.
"If you pick Sombra I will pick Mei and none of you will be leaving the spawn room until late 2017"
I fucking chocked on the blueberries I was eating. Oh my god. Never have I squealed with laughter. My sides hurt.
My body is ready for the bastion buff version hahaha
"Salt powered robot"
Fuck Yeah! been waiting for this since last developer update
"Wrestle with Jeff, prepare for death"
I almost spit out my sandwich holy moly that's exactly what I needed today. Thank you
These are getting better and better. I appreciate that!
Love this one! Probably my favourite so far. I really hope someone has shown Jeff these. I'm sure he'd have a laugh over them.
"wrestle with Jeff, prepare for death" this phrase occasionally pops into my brain and makes me cackle, thanks dinoflask
this is the best one yet
Jamie Miller Are you serious??? I liked Symmetra and Jeff as hero more.
Tomáš Janoušek yeah this one was cool but I watched the two you mentioned sooo often and still hilarious
Tomáš Janoušek now I think about it, the Jeff the hero one was probably better. These are always great though
More excited about those than about the original developer updates by now
Ikr
"join the team voice chat and say hey, if any of you pick sombra i will pick mei and none of you will be leaving the spawn room until late 2017" 0:55
LUL
Heth BH Its 2017 lol but this is great
1 minute into the video and I'm already in tears...this is hands down my favourite UA-cam channel
Jeff Kaplan is actually a very vocal game dev, and I personally would like to see him respond to this. Jeff is known to kinda slickly throw shade, I wonder what his response to this would be.
He's referenced it, you know. He's at least seen one of these.
"If I'm going down, I'm taking Blizzard with me"
After watching these I can't take the real ones seriously
"I don't even know what an Xbox One or a Gamestation 4 is" This is so accurate