Jeff Kaplan: Echo lore and Overwatch 2 details
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- Опубліковано 5 жов 2024
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yep, another one. once again i've spent listened to this video so many times i have lost the ability to accurately evaluate if it's actually funny or entertaining anymore. i had my standing desk deployed whilst editing most of this so at least my bones aren't rotting quite as fast as they usually do. this video was slightly delayed by a Dallas Fuel promo i did, which you can see here: tinyurl.com/w4...
i'm going to stop trying to detail what video is coming up next in these descriptions, as the last 3 or so times i've said what's up next turns out to not be that at all. but the state of things is as follows:
i started, and made significant progress with, editing the yule log footage from last year, with the ultimate goal of getting it out by the end of jan. that shifted to the end of feb. then i stopped because it was getting embarrassingly late. maybe i'll finish it for next christmas, because it was coming along quite nicely. or i could release it """ironically""" in the peak of summer.
i shelved the tigole rant late last year and plan on returning to that very soon. the problem here was that i couldn't get the visuals to work, it felt like a bad video. so i'm cutting it down massively. you'll see. i'm also cautious that maybe a lot of people don't even know what the tigole rant is, so i guess it'll need explaining somehow in the video.
like i said before, i recorded the editing process for the tigole rant so will eventually upload that as a "how it's made" style video, which might stop people thinking i have some super sophisticated system for editing these videos. i don't. it's a hellishly inefficient system that causes me much pain. but also much joy.
a country roads parody song was in the works but that's also not been touched in a while. it had promise though.
i started an edit of a jeff/stylosa interview ages ago, that's probably all irrelevant now. but maybe i'll get back to this.
basically if there's anything in the list above that you think i shouldn't bother with, or that sounds good, let me know in the comments. it's hard work getting these done and it takes a lot of time, so if i know what people want more of i can focus on that.
or maybe you just want more developer update parodies. will i ever be free of this prison?
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''and he was ready to introduce her to each knuckle of his left fist''
Brilliant
What a line
Knuckle
@@tchallaw3st And he was ready to show her the way in fives shades of red
I'm using that line.
I was like 666
That new Mercy PvE story mission sounds pretty promising.
It’s actually a player vs self story mission, first of its kind
I've heard she can do a surprising amount of damage to her self-esteem and forehead
Dew it!
Nooo I love mercy curb stomp your words fool mercy is the sexy mom/waifu everyone wants
Yeah I feel that
"I teleport out of my house like Reaper"
JEFF COMES
Jeff Blossom is ready. Nerf! Nerf! NERF!
We all love it when Jeff comes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"Just like Torbjorn after a really tough day at work I like to come home and shoot out pools of that liquid hot magma"
*JEFF COMES*
Dva ulting: Nerf This!
Jeff: If you really want it, I can
OMG I’m laughing so hard right now and reading the comments is not helping me stop!
"Can't you go two minutes without creating a killer robot?"
Fucking dumb bitch😠😠😠😳😳😳😳
@@Alexa-pc6ux reported
@@zaishijunior9455 somebody missed the joke
@@zaishijunior9455 r/woooosh
Manitobant 15 lol u guys are the ones that missed the joke. Obviously he didn’t actually report
"But unfortunately Mina Liao was killed by the South Korean team in the Overwatch World Cup"
Help! I can't stop laughing
I'll make you stop laughing: From the next patch, Tank avg queue will be 12 mins, healers 9 mins and DPS 3 mins.
@Cat Suppository AND the early leaver gets as first penalty 1 hour
@Cat Suppository Thanks
@@sfbrickfilms3524 imagine being dps queue and
1)early game u have to wait 10 more minutes
2) you have to fight in a 6v5 and ur team decides to leave after the timer runs off
@@sfbrickfilms3524 Me? I never left voluntarily a game. In 3k hours of comp I left the game 2 times, the rest of the times it was server fault and yet i still got punished
“Unfortunately, Min- Mina Liao was killed by the South Korean team in the Overwatch World Cup ”.. I died at this thank you Dino
2:02 I died
“I like to come home and shoot out pools of that magma” lmao
Jeff has a thermal output similar to a nuclear reactor. He uses the energy for wrestling.
HOT LIQUID MAGMA
TOO HOT FOR YOU?
"I'll let you speculate about who that might be" lmao
"She's a machine running Win 10" XD
Wow, sounds like OW2 is going to start tackling some darker themes with its story missions. Can't wait!
I love watching your videos!
Wtf ian lmao
sarcasm isn't fit with you. well thats me
"oh no i contributed to an omnic crisis! lets build another robot that does more damage!"
Which is T H I C C
There has never been a guy to criticise Overwatch in such an accurate and humorous way. Kudos
Thank god for Jeff Kaplan
@@iBasheveryone Thank god for Jeff puppets
and here i was thinking dinoflask was dead
guess he just needed a reboot
TheMasterKrook post on twitter more lucio bitch
Quarantine will do that to ya
Kroooook it’s been so long
Dinoflask 2 is work in progress! :D
You mean he needed a robot?
When does Jeff Kaplan say “iambic pentameter”?
sigma vid I think
ua-cam.com/video/sYYDCFOTSO0/v-deo.htmlm25s
bodacious thanks
The role que update, when he explains that creativity strives even with limitation in place, just like Shakespearian poetry
@@cal7447 Technically it strives because of the context limitation provides.
5:22
Ah yes my favorite mission. Mercy Suicide hotline
ah yes, my favorite mission. prevent your healer from dying
@@dice2030 Ah, yes. my favorite mission. "I NEED HEALING!"
@@qExAi5 Ah yes. my favorite mission. "EUEUGHGHGHG" Killcam: Mercymain died from Roadhog
"I have to queue for 10 minutes" god i died
First time? :-P
@king emfj3201 40 as average would be fair, you would know you can do anything you want and then play the game, like, you can even cook at that point
Hahaha "the last thing Michael Chu worked on before being banished from Blizzard" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
LOL, just come across that! Oh I can't wait for OW 2!!
@@rachelsummerstone9952 ow2 isn't that good bc Michael Chu
"... A better version of what a robot could be for humanity and society, and came up with a robot that can kill humans in different ways" i died
The people that disliked this video need to be introduced to each of the knuckles on Jeff Kaplan's fist. To be clear, I'm speaking of Jeff Kaplan from the Overwatch team.
"wrestle with Jeff, prepare for death"
Nah they just need a taste of his lijiang tower
Thanks for the clarification I wasn't sure who you were talking about
Mister Hamlicrazy123 doesn't everyone?
I’m gonna miss the dev updates with Jeff
Long have we awaited
Overwatch outdated
Valorant overrated
Dinoflask activated
You Mean :
Overwatch outdated
Valorant overrated
Long have we awaited
Dinoflask activated
Valorant's alright, it just looks bad.
@@flytrapYTP ive seen so many people saying "its still in beta, the graphics don't have to be perfect" like its riot, lol isn't graphically impressive either
@@Shrimp4Gura The thing is, it's not about detail or fidelity. It's the artstyle. It's just so incredibly bland.
@@flytrapYTP cuz its a CSGO clone
The South-Korean Zarya grav was ahead of it's time tho
on god it was so sexy
Was it the one in Eichenwald?
@@GriseWeisshark Indeed
"Can't you go 2 minutes without creating another killer robot" lol. Thank you Dinoflask, you've always made such entertaining videos.
That red eyes edit at the last second of the vid tho.
Had to check it back to assess your sentence. You good
Just long enough for it to pop back into your mind as you try to sleep at night.
Glorious
Hey sinf!
He should make a 'we didn't start the fire' cover of Jeff Kaplan.
Dino we need a "Goodbye Jeff" video! These were so good!
I'm sad Jeff is leaving :( Just here to memefully pay respects to who I'll always remember as the face of OW
That sneeze around 5:00 was a nice touch
Brilliant, as always
Man, these hit different now that Jeff left the Overwatch team.
"When we release Overwatch 2 sometime in the next 30 years"
Too real.
We will never have like this again.
Ah finally, the ACTUAL developer update.
Every time Dinoflask uploads, I can just imagine the entire Overwatch team huddled around a tv or monitor watching this together and laughing with Jeff's face being red the whole time.
PS: Jeff is now very self-conscience of his breathing thanks to Dino.
“He was ready to introduce her to every knuckle of his left fist” i love this
That OW2 release date joke hasn't aged a day
Dinoflask has really outdone himself with this one
Relationship ended with White Haired Waifu. Full Metal Waifu is my new girlfriend.
~McCree. Probably
Can't wait to save mercy from herself in overwatch 2
2:18 Ah, I see McCree is a man of culture as well.
顏靖軒 who is the best waifu
sounds like surefour
for some reason I could see weeb McCree being lore haha
"She was trying to create a better version of what a robot could be for humanity and for society... and she came up with a robot that can kill humans in many different ways"
ROFL
Thank you.
I'm super sick with the plague and I've been horribly depressed. I needed this. Thank you, thank you, thank you
Hope you recover soon!
Damn. Get well soon.
Yessss the wait has been worth it!
I, for one, can't wait to see Jeff dance on multiple stages around the world, while shooting his hot hot magma everywhere.
I like how personal this developer update was. Jeff really lets us know the process behind making new heroes and firing developers with higher skill rating than him.
I'm gonna miss this since Jeff is leaving Blizzard
I play tank so much I didn’t even realize there was a q time problem
Fithrealmhuntsman yes you do or else you wouldn’t be playing tank
@@koba9421 Nah, the main reasons to play tank are either to play roadhog or just because there is no limit to your self-loathing
same, my comp tank queues were 12 seconds short yesterday
I play tank because I can’t aim
@@pllaid5883 Trash
It's been two years since I last played Overwatch and this is still utter gold
To Jeff Kaplan - A Message from the Fans
AKA: One traditional 14 line iambic pentameter sonnet.
I would like to speak to Jeff Kaplan please
For I must say that Overwatch sucks balls
I have not been able to queue with ease
How op all the heroes are appalls
With Orisa's shield nothing gets by,
And Hanzo ult's been busted since beta
Reaper kills everyone with Die, die, die!
Sigma's tier grows like pools of data
Doomfist is fast and strong, he's like a truck
He'll chase you and he'll never leave you be
When it comes to Mei, I mean, what the fuck?
All these god damn heroes are so op
Make sure you give every hero a nerf
Except for Junkrat, best hero on Earth
Well it ain't fully iambic but it's solid
repetitive bursting of mighty blue shields,
ultimate stacking and choke points aplenty
got so very boring, I went back to tetris.
Lmao that last couplet
We miss you chief, we need you in these difficult times :(
5:20 The best pve story ever to come to overwatch.
Lmao
"There's this really exciting mission where Mercy realises she's never gonna get her old ultimate ability back, then you have to try to stop her from turning the gun on herself." Goddamn.
More Jeff inhales plz
5:23 Mercy mains in 2017
Eh I didn't turn the gun on myself, I quit the game. Looks like there's been nothing added or changed since that's worth coming back to tho
Best one since "Wrestle with Jeff, prepare for death" Thank you for this DinoFlask. You truly have a gift.
Farewell, Jeff Fromtheoverwatchteam.
Jeff: "Hello this is Jeff from the OverWatch Team"
Everyone liked that
You deserve a reddit gold
Jeff is a legend. I hope he watches these
Live the DPS life style or quit.
Shut your mouth and go wait for in a queue for the same amount of time it takes me to play three games. LONG LIVE THE TANK MAINS! The few yet proud!
@@caseybouquet God Speed you my friend
Every day I double jump out of bed like genji
@@slaminjaminotter7286 I teleport outside my house just like like Reaper
I personally quit till ow2.
I can appreciate the time taken to leave in and even add Jeff inhaling.
The moment jack Morrison talked about queue times and asked for a support robot was the proof beyond proof that this too would be a good vidoe
Arrived thinking this was a serious video... in stitches now!
5:56 "an amazingly smooth dance performed by myself on different stages all over the world" ... too good!
good god the cuts are unbelievably smooth and the only noticeable change in tone I notice is for humour emphasis this is amazing
This has got to be one of the best ones yet, Jesus.
Possibly your best video to date. Keep up the good work, my dude.
can't wait till we get some more support heroes in OW2 in 30 years
You're a genius in multiple levels
You have to admire the amount of work that went into this. Funny stuff!
1:58 "to each knuckle of his left fist"
dying to know what was the original context for this line
he's talking about how doomfist secondary fire shoots stuff from each knuckle of his left fist
@@dinoflask oh, your alive.
@@m_e6289 in theory
I didn't realize this was dinoflask post at first. I'm so glad it is!
Dinoflask is the only UA-camr that makes me laugh so hard I have to pause the video and wait until I can breath again.
oh man... this just has such a good rhythm to it. you can feel the buildup, and you know when something funny is about to drop, but there is absolutely no way whatsoever to predict what he's about to say. I start laughing b4 the punchline even hits because i can feel it coming and then when it happens, its funnier than i ever expected
Jeff keeps adding new DPS because he has his very own Dev Queue, and only has to wait a few seconds to find a game.
All those description ideas sound good. And of course the video came out brilliantly too. You're gifted at this, so don't doubt yourself.
Best dev update ever, keep it up Jeff
Mercy...to stop her from turning the gun on herself. OHHH lmao.😂
Dinoflask, you never disappoint, but this one was truly next level 😂
She’s a machine running on *Windows 10*
Love your work! Excited for this update!
Yo overwatch 2 in the next 30 years? Hell yeah brother!!
for the grandkids.
that's sooner than I thought
4:52 Oh if only we knew.
Just passing by to say your video's are fenomenal
5:01 Bless you, Jeff
Can't help but marvel at what you come up with. Your videos are one of those things that make me think that maybe humanity isn't a lost cause after all.
Thank you so much for sharing your creations!
> or i could release it """ironically""" in the peak of summer.
I would actually love this.
I love how he always he always talks with the same vocal patterns so random clips are almost seamless lol
Jeff will never dance for us all over the world now u.u
I can't wait for them to add Jeff into the game, I'd love to shoot his magma back at Torbjorn.
This is a masterpiece. Your best work by far.
the double jumping out of bed had me dying
See you in 6 months
Awesome to see you upload again!
or as this video should be called: 'Jeff Kaplan reveals hidden OW Lore, and leaks an overwatch 2 mission.'
You mean overwatch 1 + overwatch 1 mission
The ending clips are always the best
Where are you when we need you most
At least now that Jeff is gone there won’t be any more damage characters after sojourn.
The "I double jump out of bed like Genji" part had me
Almost forgot my month worship
blessings upon you
Awesome edditing skills dude. Also, never realised that Echo as a DPS doesn't make sense whatsoever in her lore. Laughed my ass off on this one
This is probably your best one yet