The Haters Guide to the 2023/24 NHL Season: Eastern Conference All-Star Edition

I don't know why I call it the All-Star Edition when this video should've been out weeks ago. My apologies for it, thank a long backlog of vids and topics to get through for this.
In the meantime, the Eastern Conference has been mostly the same as last season. Mostly. A few curveballs have been thrown into the mix that have created uncertainty in the long-range viewpoint. From Buffalo's colossal disappointment to Detroit's long-awaited emergence to Philadelphia defying all expectations yet still getting kicked in the groin, this video is in dedication to the sixteen teams in this conference.
God bless hockey. I missed doing these videos.