The Haters Guide to the 2023/24 NHL Season
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- Опубліковано 15 лис 2024
- Perhaps someday we can get this video out on time. Perhaps someday, I can also become the all-seeing Eye of Sauron, as I've always wanted to. I tend to get in my own way of such a goal. It gives me one thing in common with the NHL itself.
Here is a season preview for the NHL season (well, not really preview, since we're a few games into the year). I should simply jinx this channel lol.
Finally, now we can say the season has truly started
"The cup has been rewarded, the season is over."
"NO! Tree forgot to post his Hater's Guide video, it hasn't even started yet!"
@@knightradiant4990 Do you mean Urine?
Right? I love that Tree talks shit on hockey just as well as he tears up the NFL.
@@noahsmith4115 Pee
Season truly starts after every team has their home opening ceremonies. Doesn't take half an hour to start a game anymore
If you are new to hockey let me make this clear. If your team struggles at the start of the year dont panic. Especially if there around 500. December is when we truly see who are the contenders and pretenders. Let the long exciting season of hockey begin
Thanks trying to get into hockey
Also, just because your team has a good regular season doesn't mean ANYTHING come playoff time. Sincerely, a Bruins fan
Don’t worry I don’t expect anything…. Sharks have some work to do lol
It’s going to be a bit lol
Cheers to the beginning of hockey season 🎉
@@sirpsycho986 the problem was your season was too good. Teams need to face adversity.
@@lukegervasio0839 if you need any help, ask any questions here. The best advice is to go watch it live whether that be NHL, AHL, ECHL, Junior, or college team.
Tree I want to say thank you for still making hockey videos. When I started watching them in 2019 I knew nothing about the sport and didn’t find it all that interesting, but watching your videos made me decide to give hockey a chance and boy am I glad that I did. Keep up the great work good sir!!
The same for me and Sportsball for teaching me football
I don't know if there's any teams in your area, but if you haven't gone to a game do yourself a favor & go to one, even if it's minor league. It's so much better live.
@@chizorama I have been to a few games including 2 playoff games and let me say there is absolutely NOTHING that compares to a playoff hockey atmosphere! It helps that I’m an avs fan and we’re really good but hockey games are now my favorite events to go to period, they’re just flat out fun and there’s nothing I’d rather do (if you ignore the insane pieces for food/drinks at the stadium but that’s an issue everywhere)
@@jackmannschreck726 That's awesome, playoffs are insane. Yeah, concession prices are ridiculous, even at AHL & ECHL games.
0:00 Intro
0:16 Duck and Cover (Anaheim Ducks)
0:59 Arizona Coyotes
1:41 Boston Bruins
2:22 Dare We Have Hope? (Buffalo Sabers)
3:10 Flameouts (Calgary Flames)
3:58 Carolina Hurricanes
4:37 Chicago Blackhawks
5:17 Colorado Avalanche
6:03 Babcockblocked (Columbus Blue Jackets)
6:56 Dallas Stars
7:38 Yzertreding Water (Detroit Red Wings)
8:29 Edmonton Oilers
9:17 Florida Panthers
10:03 The Gates Are Open (LA Kings)
10:43 Guaranteed 95 Points (Minnesota Wild)
11:34 Montreal Canadiens
12:13 Koo Koo Ka Choo (Nashville Predators)
12:59 The Devil's Playtime (New Jersey Devils)
13:47 New York Islanders
14:31 New York Rangers
15:11 Ottawa Senators
16:03 Comcastic Voyage (Philadelphia Flyers)
16:46 No Contention For Old Men (Pittsburgh Penguins)
17:33 Eight-Year Tank Battalion (San Jose Sharks)
18:02 St. Louis Blues
18:47 Seattle Kraken
19:30 The Piper's at The Door (Tampa Bay Lighting)
20:20 Rip Dubasplan (Toronto Maple Leafs)
21:12 Vancouver Canucks
21:58 Vegas Golden Knights
22:44 The Chase Continues (Washington Capitals)
23:29 Re-leasing The Chevy (Winnipeg Jets)
24:22 Predictions
24:37 Vegas' JACKPOT!!!
Thank u
It’s fun to click the time stamps just to hear the different horn sounds.
I'm surprised the Blackhawks didn't get called "F*** You" without the censorship like they usually do.
Back after Florida won their first ever cup
As someone that's just getting into hockey for the 1st time, I'm looking forward to this season and many more.
I’ve been watching hockey sporadically for several years now. Never really had much interest in the sport until the Kraken arrived. I really got invested in hockey these last playoffs when both my Maple Leafs and my second team, Seattle, won a series. Rewatching Tree’s Hockey vids have helped me understand the game. Now I’m excited to at least try and watch hockey.
Its a beautiful game. You'll love it
If you have the chance, go to a game.
@@cosmicknight29 I do plan on going to games next year.
@@sportballotaku2139 same here. Watching Tree's hockey vids got piqued my interest in the sport.
Going to see live hockey will change your life. It's the greatest sport on the planet.✌️🇺🇲
I know hockey may not be as big as MLB or NFL or basketball but I really enjoy the hockey videos, Thank you!
It is actually the 5th most revenue sport worldwide after those NA sports and the EPL. So the sport isn't as niche as we think it is.
The more NHL content UT does, more people become hockey fans. If the NHL was smart they'd make agreements with UA-camrs people actually like.
The NHL should be riding Jomboys dick. It also wouldn’t hurt to get some guys on NFL broadcasts talking about hockey. The game itself is fantastic yet the NHL refuses to market properly.
Too bad the NHL is the complete opposite
Tbh, UT personally got me into watching and investing in baseball.
I wanna invest in hockey but as a small town black man, I don't know where to start.
@@theothesir TheHockeyGuy, Johnny Hawkey, Jens95 and Steve Dangle are all pretty good for consistent uploads. Jomboy is fantastic but he doesn’t upload a ton of NHL videos. I’m sure there’s a lot more out there but those are just a few of the ones I watch.
@@theothesir watch eck. His videos are goated. And then either pick the closest team to you and start watching their games, or watch a bunch of games and pick the team with the best jersey lol
As a Tampa fan this season could get rough and quick
Was feeling the same way but Tree has us out of the playoffs so now we’re guaranteed a spot lmfao
No Vas is bads
Fellow Bolts fan here and I agree. We are slowly joining the Capitals and Penguins as being the slowly decomposing carcasses that refuse to just die.
As a Bruins fan, join the club.
Already looking like they're going to have a massive hole to climb out of upon Vasy's return. Just goes to show how integral he is to the Bolts' success; without him constantly bailing them out, they're practically dead in the water.
7:37-7:39 last time we get to hear the recorded Joe Louis Arena goal horn in the UTree NHL haters guide before the new Red Wings goal horn kicks in for the next NHL haters guide in either January or February
Great time to be a sharks fan. You don't need to be anxious about a possible stanley cup or even making the playoffs. Just hang back, grab a 16 dollar beer, and just enjoy the sport
$16? San Jose is that cheap?
Absolutely loving these ticket prices
Might wanna grab a fifth of vodka at this point…
I really hope the Wings can live up to what they can be: making a run at a wildcard spot
DeBrincat has been that much needed offensive presence the Wings have been lacking for years
If the Yzerplan is still stuck in neutral in 3 seasons, McDavid is probably out of Edmonton once his contract is done and still no Cup. Just a thought.
@@jreiland07oh man dont play with me like this. if only
Wings picked up players to let young guys develop in ahl. Took Stevie over a decade to win a cup when teams could smuggle Russians and spend all the money.
@jreiland07 The same was said about Matthews and now Nylander in Toronto. Anything is possible but there are far too many haters/trolls. I'll never understand hating any team, player or fanbase. Its suppose to be a fun and entertaining sport to play, watch and follow, but there are many that try and often succeed at ruining for other fans. It's always people with no real life and looking for the small amount of attention they get from doing it but still. I miss the days before social media existed.
Yzerman was named GM of the Detroit Red Wings on April 19, 2019. His first draft pick was Moritz Seider, 6th OA in 2019. It's most definitely not "year six of the Yzerplan".
Yea what's he talking about lol
I keep realizing it's only people spectating from the outside that say that stuff lol. Anyone in Detroit remains positive, minus the terrible draft lotteries......
Literally came to the comments to say exactly that, thank you
@@scummydummyEspecially with the start to the season so far. Barely losing to a powerhouse like the Devils (we’re not gonna talk about the non-slash though), and beating two strong teams in Pittsburgh and Tampa, while dominating Columbus like any good team should (sorry Jackets fans, but it’s the truth), along with having the most goals scored by a Wings team through the first 4 games since the 95-96 season. And, while yes Cat has a quarter of those goals, a lot of them are from depth forwards and defensemen. We might not be a playoff team yet, but this team is 10x better than what Yzerman inherited back in 2019, and will most likely be in the playoff picture. Hell, they didn’t fall out of the picture until that trip to Ottawa around the trade deadline last year.
Is he started in the 18/19 season then yes its 6 years
Thanks for keeping the hockey content going, Tree! You’re the reason I got into the sport and I am grateful for that 🙏
Been waiting for this video, glad you’re back on Hockey and proud to be a fan of the channel!! Keep it up, Tree!!
Nothing says Hockey season like Tree's guide. Go Wild!
It's our year... I can feel it 💯
As an Oilers fan... I'm honestly just hoping that those two Vancouver games weren't an omen of things to come and were just the result of us not playing our star players enough during preseason and them still having some offseason rust to kick off. I suppose we'll see how the next few months go...
Exactly. It's still very early so there's no point overreacting, yet many still do.
As a Leafs fan, I can confidently say this season will be chaos every game and that I know what I signed up for.
Are you guys hoping to make it past the 2nd round this season, or will you stand pat there? LOL
@@inconnu4961 with me, I’m just gonna ride the wave and see what happens. Obviously I’m not expecting a Stanley Cup, but if we are successful this year, and we aren’t as inconsistent, who knows?
@@inconnu4961 I want them to get to at least the third round just to make Steve Dangle happy. Every other Leaf fan can kiss my foot but he's suffered enough lol
Matthews needs to put his stick in the freezer, that's a dangerous weapons out there! Sincerely, a sad Wild fan
@@ReflectionOfPerfectionI'm a Leafs fan and can't stand Dangle. He's a complete clown that'll sell out his beliefs for a UA-cam paycheck.
Oh good. Trees season preview before I get on a plane to the US and Canada to go to hockey games. Thanks to Tree and The Hockey Guy my interest in the game has spiked.
Thanks for the NHL content, Tree! I look forward to these vids every season. Wishing you health and happiness.
As a Caps fan.. I have zero expectations
I don't even watch hockey but I always enjoy UT's videos on the sport.
This man has now guaranteed a Wild cup by keeping them out of the playoffs
Idk if he's reverse jinxed teams before.
@@km-nl6puNo Idea, but maybe it’s for the best. His predictions often will be the death sentence for teams.
As a blue jackets fan, I think goal number 1 is just have a winning record. We can handle playoff aspirations in a future season
And after tonight's game, we see how big a hill even that modest goal is.
That would be nice, wouldn't it? Feels like wishful thinking at this point though.
THANK YOU for mentioning Shane Wright! Literally no one has mentioned him this season at all. He could really come into his own this season and take the Norris
It’s early but our big acquisitions are already paying off. Rodrigues has slotted almost flawlessly with Barkov and Reinhart while OEL has stepped up big time in the absence of Montour and Ekblad, especially on the power play. If the team can play consistently well when those two return (plus Bennett) this team can be an absolute force this year.
And we need to make Kulikov a healthy scratch when Monty and Ekblad do come back.
@@ZachBarger I really don’t know how he got the nod of Reilly. Felt like Reilly was Better. Kulikov is just awful. He’s constantly out of position and stops moving his feet, causing him to reach and take penalties. Overall though, watching him, you get the sense that he’s not sure where he’s supposed to be on the ice. The last goal New Jersey scored, Kulikov was nowhere to be found and it took Mikkola by surprise because he thought he had Kulikov next to him and he wasn’t.
Pairings should look like this when fully healthy:
Ekblad-Forsling
Montour-OEL
Mahura-Mikkola
Nothing makes me happier than Tree covering hockey
I’m just hoping the Penguins 🐧 are actually good this year so Utree doesn’t rip them to shreds before December
They're owned by Fenway Sports Group. They'll be the focus of their attention. But the instant they win a cup they're FUCKED as FSG starts to want to try and buy an NBA team or NFL team...
@@Zelinkokitsune Already noted ;). However in Dubias we trust. I’m more worried about the tv contracts if anything. This tv contract feels very strange
@@adamzielinski2001Are you saying you trust the GM Dubas? If so, you may want to talk to a few Leafs fans about him.
Tree the Sabres segment was the kiss of death
The Football and Baseball Gods finally show you mercy
Dammit Tree, you jinxed exactly what I wanted with your super secret NHL jinxing. I want Pens and Leafs in the playoffs so bad this year.
Caps NEED Wilson as our next Captain post Ovi, as a connection to winning the Cup at least, that's why he got so much term
Also he's the closest thing that the Caps have to Matt Tchuck
Team Timestamps:
0:17 Anaheim Ducks
0:59 Arizona Coyotes
1:40 Boston Bruins
2:23 Buffalo Sabres
3:10 Calgary Flames
3:59 Carolina Hurricanes
4:37 Chicago Blackhawks
5:17 Chicago Avalanche
6:04 Columbus Blue Jackets
6:56 Dallas Stars
7:37 Detroit Red Wings
8:29 Edmonton Oilers
9:19 Florida Panthers
10:03 Los Angeles Kings
10:43 Minnesota Wild
11:34 Montreal Canadiens
12:14 Nashville Predators
13:00 New Jersey Devils
13:47 New York Islanders
14:31 New York Rangers
15:11 Ottowa Senators
16:03 Philadelphia Flyers
16:46 Pittsburgh Penguins
17:33 San Jose Sharks
18:03 St. Louis Blues
18:47 Seattle Kraken
19:30 Tampa Bay Lightning
20:21 Toronto Maple Leafs
21:12 Vancouver Canucks
21:58 Vegas Golden Knights
22:44 Washington Capitals
23:19 Winnipeg Jets
24:21 Conclusion
Finally! Been waiting for a long time. Thank you for the video!
The wait was worth it. Loved the vid.
As a Tampa fan, I acknowledge that in about a year or 2 we are going to be the Capitals. But man are those cup runs awesome to have in the memory bank. It will make the rebuild come easier.
Unfortunately for Montreal, Kirby Dach may be out for the season. Got hurt really badly against the Blackhawks. It's very unfortunate, he was looking to start really developing his talents.
Hope it's not the preamble to another season of everyone getting injured again.
I love that you use music that I recognize from NHL 2001. Not sure if that's on purpose but I love it for the nostalgia lol.
Didn't quite feel like the season was fully started before this video dropped; now it's full steam ahead to the All-Star Break!
As an Avs fan, I'm hopeful this season. A lot of great forward pick-ups that have helped their 3rd and 4th lines tremendously. And this year, I think the team realizes Landy isn't going to be an option to fall back on so they're moving forward without constantly playing in reserve while anticipating his return at any moment.
Some perspective as a Red Wings fan. First a small correction, it's not Year 6, it's Year 5. Minor, but still. More importantly, Stevie got on board when we had one of the worst records in hockey *history*. COVID spared us a worse fate, but all the same, he was handed a 17-49-5 team with awful contracts up and down the roster as a starting point. But every year since we've gotten better. It hasn't been meteoric, but it's been marked. My expectations for this year are to get more than 35 wins, which was how many we got last year. As it stands, I'm not panicking and my patience isn't wearing thin. Stevie wants to make a dynasty, not a flash in the pan. We have tons of prospects waiting in the wings, getting shown the ropes by respected veterans (except Reimer, fuck that guy). As soon as I start seeing stagnation or backward progress, then it'll be time to worry. But as it stands, the leash on Stevie is still loose and on the ground.
No doubt. Considering how the wings have played this season, they look like a likely playoff team. As a Toronto fan, it’s a little scary
As a Sabers fan I have not been this excited since the Dominik Hasek days.
Not finished watching yet. I'm just hoping and praying Tree doesn't jinx the Sens this year. Please, for the love of God, don't let it happen.
EDIT: Thank the Lord, he didn't pick the Sens to be a playoff team. We actually have a chance...provided Norris stays healthy and they finally end the Pinto impasse, that is.
From the future: oh you sweet summer child.
Weird editing on this one. Love this time of year. More Tree hockey content please, we threw money at tom wilson because he is future captain and a culture guy. Thats my only reason, love him
As a Sharks fan I am mentally preparing myself in stumbling into the 4th overall pick.
Maybe Script Writer Tom Grossi will make you the worst team in hockey only to slip to 2nd overall and lose the draft lottery to the Flyers.
@@sens_outlook Part of me is expecting Chicago winning the lottery again while the rest of the world goes full Mad Max.
I feel your pain brother. This season is going to be painful to watch for us. At least last season it was fun watching EK65 do his thing.
@@EldritchRex It will be rough but thankfully it seems that the FO is finally making an attempt in rebuilding as opposed to the last couple of years, and it will be nice watching players such as Eklund develop in the NHL.
Tree, thank you so much for giving Eriksson Ek credit, unlike the bigwig sports writers that aren't Michael Russo
As a born and raised winnipeger I have high hopes for this year, 2 games in and they've looked really good offensively at least, few tweaks on defence and we should be OK. Now I don't expect a cup, but I am hoping for another run like we had when we ran flat against Vegas. We have the talent, we just need it all to click.
Seriously so excited to see how the young guys do, and with hellybuck and schiefle sticking around, you know we're not going to suck
When the new NHL Haters Guide video airs, the Red Wings got their Real Horn!!!
I’m gonna need a whole video dedicated to Mike Babcock
Michkov 13p in 13gp in KHL. That pick is looking awesome so far
as a sens and hawks fan im so pumped for the season!
Both look fairly decent so far
My guy,i gotta say *thank you,* because your videos got me through my days in the hospital!
It's a good time to be a Stars fan, we've got a damn good team and it should stay that way for the next few years. Here's to some real superstar talent!
You've heard of the White Tree of Gondor, but what about the Yellow Tree of Sports?
Coming back months later, Jesus Christ the Canucks were in no way supposed to be any good this year let alone 1st in the NHL. I feel happy for them
And how the hell are the wings good?!
Tree, on the Rangers: Is there such a thing as defensive depth on this team?
Carolina: (Innocent whistling)
Damn, been watching for a couple years now, first time my Sharks get the tank graphic. Words cannot describe my feelings on the matter
I appreciate Tree bringing up chemistry with the Devils. People are freaking out because it hasn’t been a blazing start. But they’ll be fine and fun to watch.
Also I would have accepted “The Many Guns of Newark” for their preview 😅
Cue Aeith's theme for kirby dach
It may be late, but this gem dropped on my birthday. Thanks Tree!
Happy Birthday!
It’s appears a rabbit has been pulled of of Cam’s a**. Had to come back and rewatch because I remember you calling out the Kings goaltending. Great video, keep the hockey content coming for us Canadians!
As a caps fan, the reason we gave wilson that contract is because he will take the C when Ovi retires, he will be a cap for life and is a perfect captain to have during a rebuild.
The Canucks bit hasn't aged too well so far.
I mean, who saw this season coming?
New hockey fan here. I absolutely love watching the canucks. I’m not a fan. But I’ve seen like 8 canucks games. 4-5 penguins games. Then 2-3 avalanche games. I’m gonna give it some time before I pick a team. But at the moment. Canucks would have to be my favorite
basically how i feels with my wild. like they are forever mid until those contracts are up. only this season and next and they will be gone. but the regular season is wild and you never know who will take the spots for the playoffs and who will suck that we thought would be good. or who will sneak in. gonna be a fun season no matter what.
The real Carolina Hurricanes goal: get to the playoffs and win without going into multiple overtimes.
Good to know Jamie Benn is using his stick to score goals instead of using it as a landing spot to start the season!
Yeah, I didn't thought I'd ever see Karlsson in a Pens uniform, either.
Wings are currently scoring by committee with fourteen goals with a couple two goal scorers so far in three games.
It's going to be a WILD season...
GO WILD 💯
As a Leafs fan (my father) and an Oilers fan (rest of my hometown and my friend), let's do this!
I’m a wing fan. The love for Stevie Y is still strong. And knowing Chris Illitch, there’s no chance his seat gets hot.
A Capitals fan from Pittsburgh! Now I've seen everything.
And after the season of wonders of the NHL, UTree got 11/16 picks correct.
New Jersey, Pittsburgh, Buffalo, Calgary and Seattle have been replaced by New York Islanders, Tampa Bay, Washington, Vancouver and Nashville respectively.
gg, you magnificent bastard.
Chicago has a lot of good prospects and the rebuild was certainly accelerated by getting the best prospect since McDavid. But they're a season or 2 away from competitive
Keep an eye on Oliver Moore. See what Cooley's doing in Arizona? The Gophers have to be one of the best in college hockey today (Michigan and BC are up there too) at developing talent for the NHL
@@FirearmofMutiny Frank Nazar has been developing fantastically
Sabres fan here. First, thanks for Isak Rosen, Flyers. Second, let's wait until the Sabres lose by less than three to say we're going to be good this year.
They only lost to the Isles by 1.
I forgot how great the soundtrack to C&C Red Alert was. Absolute Bangers.
The one thing that not many people know about the Blues and how/why they have to compose their rosters to always at least be decent is because of their Financials. The team does not own the arena they play in-the city does, they also do not get proceeds from on site parking or concessions. They *need* to have asses in seats or the checkbooks start getting tight.
Finishing the background with NHL99 OST... classic!
Dude was right on the money about thenissues with the oil
“$25 million burned in effigy?”
$25 million burned in effigy.
I wish you would do weekly hockey recaps like you do for football. I'd love to see how you would do it
I think the reason Wings fans are lenient with Yzerman is the atrocious roster he inherited and the lack of lottery luck
Yup. Holland left the Wings in a bad place with poor drafting and bad contracts. Yzerman has done an outstanding job considering that and the lack of lottery luck. Only two guys are left on the roster from even 4 seasons ago and one of them is Larkin, who has to be happy to have a forward the caliber of DeBrincat on his line
My Red Wings might actually be relevant this year!!!
They better be, The rebuild has been long now its time to start seeing results
They just pantsed the Blue Jackets after handling the Lightning and being fairly competitive against the Devils. I think they’ll either squeak in the playoffs last minute or just miss it
“Kane, Toews ,and the tainted dynasty” sounds like a movie name
As a Sharks fan I just want to say, Tank you.
1:31 As a Gopher fan, this absolutely hurts to hear. He had even said he was coming back for his sophomore year! Tree, I will join you in your grumblings.
I love the horn used by the Boston Bruins, it screams hockey. That's why I chose TD Garden as my home arena in NHL 24.
Fingers crossed with the Sharks… Hopefully the prospects and such can start to prove their worth.
Canucks and boston at the top has me nervously sweating
Love the Tim Thomas reference
I'm surprised Calgary left Dustin Wolf in the AHL - that kid is fun to watch in net. Was keeping him in the AHL a salary cap decision/
The Oilers are that meme of a Lamborghini in a trailer park
A urinatingtree video and it's on the NHL not NFL??? Us hockey fans have been saved. May the glory and chaos of the NHL consume us all
Good to see the Kraken developing well
19:50 He is now currently leading the league in saves. Mr. Tree strikes again.
I would love to see you make a video about the 2023 Rugby World Cup, mainly for the upsets that happened in the Quarter Finals, but I know you don't know enough about the sport to make a video, but here's hoping
I don't want to curse it but the canucks are doing really good. I hope they can keep it up 😅.
How often does Tree do updates for NHL? I feel like there has been a lot of surprises this early season
He makes one at the All Star Game and another one before the playoffs begin.
I'm a simple man, I see a urinating tree video, I click, I watch, I enjoy, I like, and impatiently wait for the next.
The Buffalo Sabres have the NHL’s longest all-time playoff drought and they’re only the 5th team to have a drought lasting 10 years or more. Maybe they can get it done this season.
I’m hoping for the Lightning to get into dynasty status this season, hopes are high being a fan of the team.
Detroit isn’t treading water. Last year, they were in contention for the wildcard. So I think they can do something this year.
4:42 You are categorically, historically, and statistically NOT WRONG in this UT. It was literally night and day with the Hawks when Rocky took over.
Funny that the Kings goaltending is great this year LOL