Literal Drinks (feat. Crabstickz)

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  • Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
  • I am NEVER drinking again.
    Featuring Chris 'Crabstickz' Kendall: / crabstickz
    Written and Directed by Thomas Ridgewell ( / tomska )
    Co-Written by Eddie Bowley ( / eddache )
    Cinematography and Colour Grading by Ciaran O’Brien ( / ciaranobrien )
    Music by Tom Barnes (www.tombarnesmu...)
    Sound Design by Dan Pugsley (danpugsley.co.uk)
    Edited by Jack Howard ( / jackhoward )
    Visual Effects by Michael Dean ( / filmmakermichael )
    Produced by Krystal Smith ( / ohkrystalmighty )
    Spanish Dub by KKortez ( / kkortez )
    'TOO MUCH DRUNKING' vlog ( • Too Much Drunking )
    This video was funded by Cancer Research UK (www.cancerresea...)
    You can find out more at Dryathlon or / dryathlon
    For information on responsible drinking go to www.nhs.uk/Chan...
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    Special thanks to all the extras.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 8 тис.

  • @ze_rubenator
    @ze_rubenator 9 років тому +3594

    A bar I went to had Sex on the Beach without alcohol, it was called Just Holding Hands on the Beach.

    • @MetricDingo
      @MetricDingo 9 років тому +152

      You sir, are a scholar amongst men.

    • @pj2k432
      @pj2k432 9 років тому +14

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I respect you

    • @ShiftyMcGoggles
      @ShiftyMcGoggles 9 років тому +13

      3 more thumbs and thats it.

    • @Todarain
      @Todarain 9 років тому +2

      ShiftyMcGoggles More like 129 thumbs up.

    • @ShiftyMcGoggles
      @ShiftyMcGoggles 9 років тому +6

      Green Diaper it was 3 when I posted.

  • @die-brot-frau
    @die-brot-frau 5 років тому +5696

    That "Platonic Relationship" looks really good!

    • @hallofgames3398
      @hallofgames3398 4 роки тому +50

      Sly move

    • @elangche
      @elangche 4 роки тому +87

      I've had too many.

    • @carlwebber4094
      @carlwebber4094 4 роки тому +70

      I fancy the 'five minutes to think about it'
      Edit:Tbh the 'get over it' looks pretty good too

    • @scottguthrie7968
      @scottguthrie7968 4 роки тому +21

      So does sex on the beach

    • @hallofgames3398
      @hallofgames3398 4 роки тому +1

      Nah that is a little too hard for me

  • @simona5001
    @simona5001 4 роки тому +10542

    Me: *doesn't understand Spanish and turns on subtittles*
    Subtittles: _[Chris speaking in Spanish]_
    *Speech 100*

    • @scalpingsnake
      @scalpingsnake 4 роки тому +244

      I never get this logic. The whole point of subtitles is to show what they are saying in words, if when they speak in another language and they want you to know what they are saying then there will be subtitles as part of the video itself. Turning on subtitles won't mean you get to understand a language you don't speak because that's not what they are for.

    • @magnanereseres5048
      @magnanereseres5048 4 роки тому +380

      In that part chris says that he always wanted to have sex with tom, I don't know if you still want to know what it says but I hope It was helpfull

    • @simona5001
      @simona5001 4 роки тому +48

      @@magnanereseres5048 hahaha thanks a lot:)

    • @Jerkoi-bg1jw
      @Jerkoi-bg1jw 4 роки тому +25

      you spelled speech wrong but okay

    • @simona5001
      @simona5001 4 роки тому +15

      @@Jerkoi-bg1jw oh shit, sorry. I fixed it now.

  • @JackLe1127
    @JackLe1127 3 роки тому +11234

    I like how the "Recurring Gag" has 2 meanings

    • @ceddyd
      @ceddyd 3 роки тому +351

      Oh my god that’s meta!

    • @CJDrewlan
      @CJDrewlan 3 роки тому +147

      Must be a coincidence

    • @ProGoinggo202
      @ProGoinggo202 3 роки тому +354

      Makes sense. The horse mask is a recurring gag after all. It appears in a bunch of videos

    • @themostbritishpersonalive868
      @themostbritishpersonalive868 3 роки тому +24

      @@Remyria interesting

    • @lucascur9310
      @lucascur9310 3 роки тому +9

      One is piss

  • @joelhaggis5054
    @joelhaggis5054 6 років тому +14176

    What happens when a perpetual motion hits a stiff drink?

    • @grabern
      @grabern 6 років тому +154

      XD

    • @mr.outlaw231
      @mr.outlaw231 5 років тому +1328

      They form an impossible question...
      It is good honestly. Just don't drink it with deep thought.

    • @juniperthepotato7848
      @juniperthepotato7848 5 років тому +403

      The perpetual motion jumps over any drink in its way

    • @Kwasmo
      @Kwasmo 5 років тому +80

      BOOOOM!

    • @mushman3744
      @mushman3744 5 років тому +213

      The stiff drink moves as it is stiff not unmovable

  • @Geck0GC
    @Geck0GC 4 роки тому +13976

    "Give me a horse mask"
    "That's just the recurring gag again"
    This is why Tom is one of the best comedians

    • @bucketofknives9955
      @bucketofknives9955 3 роки тому +264

      oh my god i just got the deeper meaning of that

    • @justsomeplantcells-
      @justsomeplantcells- 3 роки тому +146

      I love the “give me a drink, bartender reference “

    • @darkwolfcz434
      @darkwolfcz434 3 роки тому +51

      6 years. And I never realised that

    • @Geck0GC
      @Geck0GC 3 роки тому +66

      @@dat1fox421 one of the jokes that's in a lot of Tom's videos is someone in a horse mask saying "I love it"

    • @Geck0GC
      @Geck0GC 3 роки тому +7

      @Zero Infinity I've explained it in my previous comment. is there something I'm not getting?

  • @JelloApocalypse
    @JelloApocalypse 10 років тому +6903

    This sketch was fantastic. Awesome work.

  • @oppositeofbatman
    @oppositeofbatman 3 роки тому +7621

    “Can I at least have a Reluctant Compromise?”
    “Is diet ok?”
    “FINE!”
    This is a gem

    • @aedankellogg7568
      @aedankellogg7568 3 роки тому +3

      Demon begone

    • @Insaneinkling1
      @Insaneinkling1 3 роки тому +45

      Satan I would like to sell my soul for three avacodos

    • @moemuxhagi
      @moemuxhagi 3 роки тому +8

      I didn't get it

    • @AntProxy
      @AntProxy 3 роки тому +10

      @@Insaneinkling1 WAIT! You could probably get four

    • @Insaneinkling1
      @Insaneinkling1 3 роки тому +4

      @@AntProxy do you think my soul is valuable enough for five?

  • @PhoeniksStorm
    @PhoeniksStorm 4 роки тому +4182

    "An obscure reference"
    *Cheers music starts playing
    Yes that's totally an Obscure reference

    • @savkat1033
      @savkat1033 4 роки тому +85

      And he said cheers

    • @jaywagoner172
      @jaywagoner172 4 роки тому +43

      Holy shit I didn’t get that at first I loved that show

    • @daddyp44
      @daddyp44 4 роки тому +45

      🎵WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME🎵

    • @grayeaglej
      @grayeaglej 3 роки тому +5

      Its only for us Old people that watched Nickelodeon after bedtime. O.o

    • @zeroken9743
      @zeroken9743 3 роки тому +5

      I recognized that from villian pub and thought it fit great

  • @philipauken5391
    @philipauken5391 6 років тому +10760

    "Can I have the horse mask please?"
    "Nope, that's just the reoccuring gag again." Genius!

    • @thestormwizard6447
      @thestormwizard6447 5 років тому +130

      Comedy comes in threes!!!

    • @lizzie6351
      @lizzie6351 5 років тому +45

      Am I the only one who doesn't get it

    • @thestormwizard6447
      @thestormwizard6447 5 років тому +344

      @@lizzie6351 the drink is called a reoccurring gag and the reoccurring gag is that he keeps drinking it despite how disgusting it is. The horse mask is Tom's own reoccurring gag in his own sketches so the drink is the same.

    • @Footwater
      @Footwater 5 років тому +44

      I just got it holy crap

    • @khhnator
      @khhnator 5 років тому +18

      i love it!

  • @JackHoward
    @JackHoward 10 років тому +5906

    I am a sexy bar lady

  • @insertasadfacehere
    @insertasadfacehere 3 роки тому +3495

    fun fact: chris says "te he querido desde siempre", that translates to "i have always loved you". oddly enough, in spanish countries, this is more used in any kind of relationship but a romantic one.
    *_so chris friendly asked tom to have sex with him._*

    • @GaleGrim
      @GaleGrim 2 роки тому +11

      os... like "Hey fam I love you, we should bang." but in spanish

    • @Idk-wd2mk
      @Idk-wd2mk 2 роки тому +42

      I’m not sure how I feel about this

    • @sgdadfgdfgadbdfbd
      @sgdadfgdfgadbdfbd 2 роки тому +145

      can't find a comment with an accurate translation...
      "i have always loved you, Tom. i would like you to have s with me".
      that's it

    • @max_garcia
      @max_garcia 2 роки тому +21

      Querido translates better to appreciated than to loved… even if apreciado is the direct translation of appreciated (says a Mexican aka. Me)

    • @sgdadfgdfgadbdfbd
      @sgdadfgdfgadbdfbd 2 роки тому +8

      @@max_garcia what.? quierido means love. it doesn't mean appreciated. no idea what you are on about but there's no denying that this means love or desire in this context.

  • @kingstaze9696
    @kingstaze9696 5 років тому +2799

    "I just had a pygmy stallion, my throat's a little hoarse."
    Perfection.

    • @niemilosz
      @niemilosz 4 роки тому +12

      it is one of the most clever jokes I've ever heard

    • @maxter0842
      @maxter0842 4 роки тому +3

      What is it?

    • @sloppyphart7879
      @sloppyphart7879 4 роки тому +13

      @@maxter0842 pygmy means small and stallion is a horse.

    • @maxter0842
      @maxter0842 4 роки тому +2

      @Sloppy Phart thank you I get it now and it’s Hilarious

    • @JosRocks410
      @JosRocks410 2 місяці тому +1

      frfr

  • @Heartman77
    @Heartman77 9 років тому +8128

    There should be a Literal Drinks 2

  • @trumangraham2602
    @trumangraham2602 4 роки тому +3691

    "Can I at least get you one more drink?"
    Are you just gonna completely ignore the PILE OF DRINKS right next to you?

  • @sophia-bt2sz
    @sophia-bt2sz 3 роки тому +1047

    The fact that the bartender silently gave him the "sex on the beach" without him having to order it... like he knew what to do.

    • @Benusr
      @Benusr Рік тому +37

      The bartender had given them "an amnesia" before, so now he knows what he's meant to do...

  • @argon7624
    @argon7624 8 років тому +3066

    I once drank a glass of perpetual motion, but it went straight through me

    • @atwest3240
      @atwest3240 8 років тому +16

      XD good job, that was actually pretty good

    • @argon7624
      @argon7624 8 років тому +7

      thank you

    • @omaisho
      @omaisho 8 років тому +1

      OOOOOOOOOOHHHH

    • @argon7624
      @argon7624 8 років тому

      Yeah, Science

    • @argon7624
      @argon7624 8 років тому +3

      Bitch

  • @TheSteelamerican
    @TheSteelamerican 8 років тому +4065

    "I'll take an ice on the rocks"
    *Gets teleported to Greenland*
    "FUCK"

    • @malosmys7660
      @malosmys7660 8 років тому +41

      So... Ice on ice...?

    • @TheSteelamerican
      @TheSteelamerican 8 років тому +14

      TheUltimate53
      Greenland is a landmass... :|

    • @DavidCruickshank
      @DavidCruickshank 8 років тому +21

      +Soviet Admiral but 'on the rocks' means with ice, so +theulimate53 is right you ordered ice on ice.

    • @TheSteelamerican
      @TheSteelamerican 8 років тому +12

      *****
      The name is supposed to be taken literally, not the drink itself....

    • @dimana-rosbelcheva3405
      @dimana-rosbelcheva3405 8 років тому +1

      top kek

  • @konecnysnerd7004
    @konecnysnerd7004 7 років тому +1203

    Does anyone else love the way he says "stop drinking it!"

    • @timwagter5222
      @timwagter5222 6 років тому +35

      I also love the way the bartender said "are you guys gonna drink…ANY of these?"

    • @CobraPlaysGames
      @CobraPlaysGames 5 років тому +1

      Just Another Artist yea. We all got it

    • @kasdoesntdomuch
      @kasdoesntdomuch 5 років тому

      @Just Another Artist WAIT REALLY? I LITERALLY JUST GOT THAT WTF

  • @Nightloid
    @Nightloid 3 роки тому +1095

    "I can't see a future without you so-"
    "Sorry we're all out of those"
    I can see there has either been a lot of break-ups/couples in that pub.

    • @TheTallnose
      @TheTallnose 3 роки тому +60

      It' s because he says 'he can't see it'; the bartender tells him they don't have it. Hence why he can't see it.

    • @Nightloid
      @Nightloid 3 роки тому +13

      @@TheTallnose Oh yeah, I was just saying what I thought :D

    • @TheTallnose
      @TheTallnose 3 роки тому +9

      @@Nightloid oh sorry, i didn't put any tone indicators in there D: It's just that seeing your comment made me realise what the joke was XD So I thought I'd share, but in retrospect, my og comment does sound a bit rude :o

    • @Nightloid
      @Nightloid 3 роки тому +7

      @@TheTallnose Its fine the comment was cool :D

    • @msthecommentator2863
      @msthecommentator2863 2 роки тому +4

      It took literally me reading this comment to get why Jack said they were out of that drink 😅

  • @Keyboardkat3
    @Keyboardkat3 9 років тому +3754

    Me: "I'll have a light beer." *beer floats off the counter and hits the ceiling* "Not TOO light!"
    Bartender: "Sorry sir, this is the only light beer we've got"
    Me: "Can I just get something else?" *bartender hands me a different drink* "This one tastes familiar, what's it called?"
    Bartender: "That one is a Deja Vu sir."
    Me: "Huh... that must be why. Hey, do you still have the... uhh, what's that drink called again?"
    Bartender: "You mean the Amnesia sir?"
    Me: "The wha-?"

    • @BleebusDeebus
      @BleebusDeebus 9 років тому +94

      *claps slowly*

    • @legochickenguy4938
      @legochickenguy4938 8 років тому +2

      +Keyboardkat3 forgive me but I don't get it

    • @Jesuslovesme2andU
      @Jesuslovesme2andU 8 років тому +22

      Me:one sugary coffee pls
      Bartender:here ya go
      Me: *drinks it*
      Me: f**k that's sugary

    • @patrickfrost9405
      @patrickfrost9405 8 років тому +46

      "Hello, I'd like one Nightstand."
      *Hot chick slinks over*
      "Hey there, handsome. Mind if I buy you a drink?"

    • @kleuafflatus
      @kleuafflatus 8 років тому +5

      +Keyboardkat3 the light beer was there, but then i blinked and it was gone

  • @lindee8224
    @lindee8224 7 років тому +3648

    I swear to god, this script is the most genius thing I've ever seen

    • @proto303
      @proto303 6 років тому +5

      Lynn E the PIGMY STALLION

    • @superguygarcia6933
      @superguygarcia6933 6 років тому +6

      this is so gay

    • @sasdagreat8052
      @sasdagreat8052 6 років тому +17

      TomSka is the best thing to happen to humankind.

    • @timwagter5222
      @timwagter5222 6 років тому +2

      Lynn E Exactly! When things are taken literally, that's what I call comedy!

    • @rainbowsweetcake3846
      @rainbowsweetcake3846 6 років тому +2

      super guy Garcia just how it all should be

  • @rabbit8076
    @rabbit8076 4 роки тому +827

    it has taken me. Six years to get the full extent of the reoccurring gag joke. but... i finally get it

    • @d3c3pticonnor8
      @d3c3pticonnor8 3 роки тому +4

      What the joke

    • @feliperuiz4884
      @feliperuiz4884 3 роки тому +23

      @@d3c3pticonnor8 that it's a reoccurring gag
      Your welcome 😌

    • @d3c3pticonnor8
      @d3c3pticonnor8 3 роки тому +1

      @@feliperuiz4884 what does that mean.

    • @parzival8160
      @parzival8160 3 роки тому +13

      @@d3c3pticonnor8 gag is when you triyng to spit
      And is recurring

    • @samakafrisco1759
      @samakafrisco1759 3 роки тому +1

      Same here.

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 3 роки тому +505

    Me: *_*opens subtitles to see what the hell they said in spanish*_*
    Captions: "Don't look at me, man!
    I'm just as confused as you are"

    • @silviavaliente4551
      @silviavaliente4551 3 роки тому +9

      Want me to traduce it for you? I am spanish lol

    • @dinoguy131
      @dinoguy131 3 роки тому +6

      @@silviavaliente4551 please do I'm really curious

    • @bozmundarts2614
      @bozmundarts2614 3 роки тому +4

      @@dinoguy131 sorry youtube doesnt let me add the word "sexo" in english :/

    • @bozmundarts2614
      @bozmundarts2614 3 роки тому +41

      "i've wanted to tell you, Tom, i'd like if you had ||insert the word for sexual act|| with me" *caresses him gently*

    • @zsiul_7v67
      @zsiul_7v67 3 роки тому +1

      @@bozmundarts2614 HAHAHAHAHA

  • @lemonmoth456
    @lemonmoth456 8 років тому +6034

    "Give me a horse mask."
    "Agh, that's just the recurring gag again."
    Is that a reference to the horse mask being a running joke.

    • @JakeAndKyra
      @JakeAndKyra 8 років тому +55

      I believe it is.

    • @jinjuujii2152
      @jinjuujii2152 8 років тому +50

      +JakeAnd Kyra are you calling him a liar sir!?!?

    • @JakeAndKyra
      @JakeAndKyra 8 років тому +23

      +Derpic Derp Ah, are you enjoying your total overreaction sir?

    • @jinjuujii2152
      @jinjuujii2152 8 років тому +13

      JakeAnd Kyra Indeed!

    • @brandongibbons4444
      @brandongibbons4444 8 років тому +2

      +JakeAnd Kyra oh hell ya !

  • @aw3s0m3man
    @aw3s0m3man 6 років тому +6937

    "Can I at least get a reluctant compromise?"
    "Is diet okay?"
    "FIIIIIINE."
    B R I L L I A N T.

    • @drewolfshire5558
      @drewolfshire5558 5 років тому +66

      Because it was a reluctant comprise.

    • @grabern
      @grabern 5 років тому +187

      “Can I at least get a little consideration”
      “A LITTLE considerstion”
      That’s another one I noticed. The bartender changing his order in of itself was showing some consideration.

    • @thecrusader5489
      @thecrusader5489 5 років тому +3

      SuspectTwo *D* *I* *E* *T*

    • @zapcraftihoof8318
      @zapcraftihoof8318 5 років тому +12

      Actually I think he said Dire, not diet, as in dire compromise

    • @jokumukamikalie
      @jokumukamikalie 5 років тому +16

      @@zapcraftihoof8318 Nah, this video has subtitles which clearly say "diet".

  • @colnel1291
    @colnel1291 5 років тому +3666

    It's a pity I can't say "I like my friends like I like my whiskey - not trying to sleep with me" because there's a photo of me sleeping with a bottle of whiskey
    edit: Holy sht when did this get so much likes?

  • @pandeamon_3263
    @pandeamon_3263 3 роки тому +475

    Tom drinking a Sex On The Beach
    "Hey that's a funny name can you imagine if drinks were litteral?"
    And that's how this video was born

    • @369destroyer
      @369destroyer 3 роки тому +13

      Wait thats a real drink? XD

    • @captainsauce2406
      @captainsauce2406 3 роки тому +6

      10/10

    • @AttractorsAltAccount
      @AttractorsAltAccount 2 роки тому +26

      @@369destroyer yes its a real drink, same with a lot of the ones in this video

    • @AttractorsAltAccount
      @AttractorsAltAccount 2 роки тому +5

      not all of them though are

    • @bentarm6776
      @bentarm6776 2 роки тому +16

      "Can you imagine how stupid it would be if cocktails were actually realistic?"

  • @austinf.243
    @austinf.243 6 років тому +4968

    BARTENDER: “What’ll it be.”
    ME: “One Bloody Mary, please!”
    BARTENDER: “Fine.”
    *Bartender turns the lights off, gets a knife, and goes up to a mirror.*

    • @thephilifluffy1838
      @thephilifluffy1838 6 років тому +62

      funny, its a real drink, and im explaining the joke so i cal kill it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @mr.l8723
      @mr.l8723 5 років тому +33

      (Drinks it) Ugh, can I get this in diet?

    • @dragonkingcc8795
      @dragonkingcc8795 5 років тому +16

      Wait, where's Mary!?

    • @thestormwizard6447
      @thestormwizard6447 5 років тому +49

      I asked her for a Bloody Mary and she said,
      “What was that?”
      “Can I have a Bloody Mary?”
      “Say that again.”
      “Bloody Mary!”
      And then her eyes went completely bloodshot and she became possessed.

    • @loganreads90
      @loganreads90 5 років тому +19

      Crazeator Austin “A _virgin_ Bloody Mary.”

  • @shalev.
    @shalev. 4 роки тому +3788

    "Can I get a reluctant compromise?"
    "Is diet okay?"
    I cannot believe it took me so long to get that joke

    • @TroubleMuppet
      @TroubleMuppet 3 роки тому +147

      Help me I'm stupid I don't get the joke

    • @UrielPhix
      @UrielPhix 3 роки тому +670

      @@TroubleMuppet The bartender offered a compromise ("is diet okay") and the guy said "whatever" which is hence, a reluctant compromise.

    • @TroubleMuppet
      @TroubleMuppet 3 роки тому +97

      @@UrielPhix OHHHHHHHHHHHH thank you so much

    • @bbqonmytoes
      @bbqonmytoes 3 роки тому +29

      @@UrielPhix explain it to me like I’m 5 years old

    • @n1thmusic229
      @n1thmusic229 3 роки тому +32

      I don't get it is it because making it diet is a reluctant compromise in itself

  • @AdamDampOwlPowell
    @AdamDampOwlPowell 10 років тому +802

    "Can I get a Reluctant Compromise?"
    "Is Diet ok?"
    "Fine!"

    • @Rcjsan
      @Rcjsan 10 років тому +12

      Dire

    • @ForTheBacon
      @ForTheBacon 10 років тому +19

      Randall Jordan Diet

    • @TheAce12570
      @TheAce12570 10 років тому +6

      ForTheBacon Dire

    • @fatyg5682
      @fatyg5682 10 років тому

      Beta Factor CC says diet, and it's spot on with any other word.

    • @Rcjsan
      @Rcjsan 10 років тому +3

      CC is wrong. I promise. Wtf is a Diet Compromise? Dire Compromise is the proper sentence.

  • @ceonortex6468
    @ceonortex6468 3 роки тому +144

    Me: turns on subtitles to understand Spanish Chris.
    Subtitles: Chris speaks in Spanish
    Me: fine keep your secrets.

    • @awesomewolf7197
      @awesomewolf7197 3 роки тому +13

      I understand a little spanish and it was along the lines of I love you/ want to have $@% with you

    • @ActuallyFunnerL
      @ActuallyFunnerL Рік тому

      "Te he querido decirte Tom, me gustaria que tengas sexo conmigo"
      which means he would like to tell tom that he wants to have sex with him.

  • @animator0095
    @animator0095 5 років тому +781

    "Can I get a 'Reluctant Compromise'?"
    "Is diet okay?"
    _INITIATING_PROTOCOL(RELUCTANT_COMPROMISE)_

    • @josiahklein70
      @josiahklein70 4 роки тому +9

      Favorite joke in the whole skit.

    • @randomfandoms6769
      @randomfandoms6769 4 роки тому +2

      OMG I just got the joke that's brilliant!

    • @giantheccinwyvern
      @giantheccinwyvern 4 роки тому

      It says dire

    • @spookwav
      @spookwav 3 роки тому

      @Aidan Hall I think it’s supposed to be wordplay, but I’m not really sure

    • @deadaccount505
      @deadaccount505 3 роки тому

      @Aidan Hall it’s like a reluctant compromise but it’s dire

  • @acosmichor
    @acosmichor 5 років тому +653

    The pub is called Deus Ex Machina and that really made me laugh

    • @anarchyartist8440
      @anarchyartist8440 5 років тому +3

      Silver bird what is that referencing?

    • @sossololpipi9633
      @sossololpipi9633 4 роки тому +6

      @@anarchyartist8440 it's an organized miracle

    • @zawarudo3582
      @zawarudo3582 4 роки тому +11

      Sossololpipi no it means god from the machine amen old Greek literary device that happened in plays where at the end a god would get dropped down from a rope and pulley contraption to resolve the plot

    • @nathanr21
      @nathanr21 3 роки тому +3

      I smell SCP-2000

    • @vaasavsharma961
      @vaasavsharma961 3 роки тому

      I think it's from future diaries

  • @nikoincroatia
    @nikoincroatia 8 років тому +1075

    "I don't see a future without you" OUCH

    • @yenee94
      @yenee94 8 років тому +37

      yeah we're out of those I'm afraid

    • @HorrorFan86
      @HorrorFan86 8 років тому +13

      +yenee94 Kate can I at least get a reluctant compromise

    • @yenee94
      @yenee94 8 років тому +13

      Diarmuid O'Neill is diet okay?

    • @HorrorFan86
      @HorrorFan86 8 років тому +12

      +yenee94 Kate FINE

    • @cowboycliparchive1985
      @cowboycliparchive1985 8 років тому +7

      Are you guys going to drink, ANY of these?

  • @basicallyseth6024
    @basicallyseth6024 3 роки тому +320

    "can I get a reluctant compromise"
    "Is diet okay?"
    "Fiiiiinneee!!!"

    • @umbrebac
      @umbrebac 3 роки тому +1

      I just noticed this, the compromise was him getting Tom one more drink. Can believe I just got that

    • @yessirskii4777
      @yessirskii4777 2 роки тому +3

      @@umbrebac No it was not getting the normal drink, but compromising the diet instead.

    • @prestongarvey2988
      @prestongarvey2988 6 місяців тому

      @@yessirskii4777this may be 2 years old. But the drink can have multiple meanings. Like how recurring gag has 3.
      He keeps drinking it even though it’s disgusting
      He’s gagging on the drink
      When he asks for a horse mask he gets the recurring gag again. Since it’s a recurring gag in his skits.
      But he does get the recurring gag 3 times…
      Idk I think it’s fine for it to have multiple meanings. Plus the reluctant compromise wasn’t technically his until it was put on the table. So he didn’t use it yet???
      Anyways you should watch this again. His skits are always professional and truly unique.

  • @hamishwoodland7424
    @hamishwoodland7424 7 років тому +3039

    "Can I at least get a reluctant compromise" "Is diet ok" "Fine!" Is probably on of the cleverest snappy little jokes I've ever heard

    • @kae2489
      @kae2489 7 років тому +44

      Hamish Woodland didn't even notice that until i read this

    • @yakov9ify
      @yakov9ify 7 років тому

      Hamish Woodland i don't get it :(

    • @Argondo
      @Argondo 7 років тому +123

      the fact that he has to compromise by taking diet is a reluctant compromise in it self

    • @Justaghost-gv4vi
      @Justaghost-gv4vi 7 років тому

      Tom should have burn that place

    • @TheCursedJudge
      @TheCursedJudge 7 років тому +8

      He says "dire" not "diet"

  • @FifthSkip
    @FifthSkip 8 років тому +750

    "I'll have the obscure reference" "Cheers" is he actually talking about the show Cheers?

    • @MrSmilingDeath
      @MrSmilingDeath 8 років тому +34

      Yep.

    • @FifthSkip
      @FifthSkip 8 років тому +2

      MrSmilingDeath :D

    • @laurenmikayla7796
      @laurenmikayla7796 8 років тому +13

      Yeah, if you turn on the captions, after he says "Cheers" in says '[Cheers theme plays]'
      Haha I love that show 😂

    • @Bisafan737
      @Bisafan737 8 років тому +5

      That's because the background song that played in the background while Tom was drinking it was the Cheers theme.

    • @FifthSkip
      @FifthSkip 8 років тому +1

      I've never actually watched Cheers, I've just heard of it and about how it takes place at a bar.

  • @WingedEternitys
    @WingedEternitys 6 років тому +3236

    Hey uhh guys, do you know where all those drinks went?
    Oh wait, *_The Hole._*

    • @korimckee2401
      @korimckee2401 5 років тому +55

      Hey uh, what happened to the hole?
      The Orb killed it, then the Orb was murdered by the Magic Spoon who killed Wizo

    • @MonoCrowbo
      @MonoCrowbo 5 років тому +22

      The hole went on a honey moon with the orb....now does anyone want a perpetual motion..it'll go right through you....

    • @thebesthumanbeing8986
      @thebesthumanbeing8986 5 років тому +16

      *BWAAA*

    • @nopinappleshere8861
      @nopinappleshere8861 5 років тому +14

      I need to stop drinking the recurring gag.

    • @toastyy8191
      @toastyy8191 5 років тому +9

      *chokes* damn the reoccurring gag!!

  • @Scotsmen
    @Scotsmen 3 роки тому +455

    Chris ordered:
    A more understanding friend
    A shot
    A little consideration
    A diet reluctant compromise
    Tom ordered:
    A platonic relationship
    5 minutes to think about it
    Get over it
    Then hundreds more appear.

    • @zaida8028
      @zaida8028 3 роки тому +53

      there were some from before, such as the spanish dub, recurring gag and much more...

    • @kermitenthusiast485
      @kermitenthusiast485 3 роки тому +21

      @regular mobile gamer ah yes my favourite drink
      child support

    • @johnathanegbert9277
      @johnathanegbert9277 2 роки тому +7

      Lol
      'Sex on the Beach'

    • @aliceevans9606
      @aliceevans9606 11 місяців тому +3

      What about the dub, the obscure reference, the pygmy stallion, the reoccurring gag, the total overreaction, and the horse mask?
      There was also the perpetual motion, but it shattered.

    • @raidenthenctzenwithinsomni4961
      @raidenthenctzenwithinsomni4961 11 місяців тому

      ​@@aliceevans9606there is no horse mask

  • @KKortez
    @KKortez 10 років тому +476

    I'm so glad Tom used my Spanish dub for this video. I made several recordings saying "I've always loved you Tom, I would like you to have sex with me" in Spanish, and it's very possible my uncle heard me. So this makes it worth it.
    Great video too! Very punny, so it was meant to be :^D

  • @ajaxbird2348
    @ajaxbird2348 7 років тому +487

    "I like my friends how I like my whiskey."
    "Let me guess. Straight."
    "Not trying to sleep with me."
    My favorite part of the video and not mentioned much in the comments.

  • @ntsazazel
    @ntsazazel 7 років тому +471

    I just love the fact that the reoccurring gag is a double pun. It's a reoccurring gag that causes gags. I know it's obvious, but I love the thought that went into the joke.

    • @kiaracorbo7166
      @kiaracorbo7166 7 років тому

      I don't rly get the horse mask part. What does he mean by horse mask?

    • @Noemi-pz6mm
      @Noemi-pz6mm 7 років тому +15

      Kiara Corbo the horse mask is a recurring gag in tomska's videos like "HORSE" or "Coming Out"

    • @thanksyoueel1076
      @thanksyoueel1076 6 років тому +2

      In his videos, there's a character who wears a horse mask and says I LOVE IT! so its techincally a recurring gag. so when he orders the horse mask, the horse mask is a recurring gag, because its a recurring gag in his videos.

  • @oscarfrigotto5388
    @oscarfrigotto5388 3 роки тому +194

    That perpetual motion looked so much like a referece to "Give me a drink, bartender"

  • @AtomicDeathray
    @AtomicDeathray 8 років тому +490

    Perpetual Motion killed me.

    • @mrhewwo8448
      @mrhewwo8448 8 років тому +57

      Actually killed itself

    • @montseyc3888
      @montseyc3888 8 років тому

      Just realized that was @JackHoward!!
      DAMNIT NOAH THIS ISN'T TWATTER!! MIGHT AS WELL BE ON FAC-E-BOOK!!!

    • @ElectricalBurrito
      @ElectricalBurrito 8 років тому +5

      I'm sure everyone will be able to *move on* .

    • @the54thburgemeister63
      @the54thburgemeister63 8 років тому +2

      +ElectricalBurrito wowwwwwwwwwwwwwww
      Just
      Just
      Woooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww

    • @ElectricalBurrito
      @ElectricalBurrito 8 років тому +1

      The 54th Burgemeister
      I take pride in my puns. :3

  • @Paul-ju2bj
    @Paul-ju2bj 5 років тому +501

    I've seen this video fifty times and I've only just noticed the pubs name

    • @ripleyjlawman.3162
      @ripleyjlawman.3162 5 років тому +7

      Caleb Primes The god from the machine.

    • @sossololpipi9633
      @sossololpipi9633 4 роки тому +16

      @@ripleyjlawman.3162 deus ex machina, an organized miracle in a scenario of some kind

    • @pixelmace1423
      @pixelmace1423 4 роки тому +8

      Theres also a missing poster when they first enter 0:10

    • @StonksNZ
      @StonksNZ 4 роки тому +2

      @@pixelmace1423 THE *_O R B ._*

    • @maxter0842
      @maxter0842 4 роки тому

      The missing poster is of the teddy from baby with a gun!

  • @ssgtrappsta9472
    @ssgtrappsta9472 6 років тому +744

    The Platonic Relationship drink actually looks...delicious

  • @graveram672
    @graveram672 3 роки тому +87

    I'm really sad that right at the beginning nobody noticed him talking about his mom's face being all over the place, and how she "was" great

    • @Dante2056
      @Dante2056 9 місяців тому

      I'm more sad it took me til now to notice the name of the bar/pub/whatever the hell.

  • @DarkVampireL
    @DarkVampireL 8 років тому +276

    The platonic relationship actually looks good XD

    • @StilvurBee
      @StilvurBee 8 років тому +5

      i think that's part of the joke

    • @DarkVampireL
      @DarkVampireL 8 років тому +2

      Negaboo Possibly

    • @StilvurBee
      @StilvurBee 8 років тому +2

      that was fast

    • @DarkVampireL
      @DarkVampireL 8 років тому +2

      Negaboo I'm sitting in a hotel room without my Xbox and my boyfriend is using my laptop so I'm just on my phone

    • @TheGinger97100
      @TheGinger97100 7 років тому

      Negaboo this was slow

  • @Moonzokast
    @Moonzokast 4 роки тому +188

    I drank a drink called the “strongest arm”, and boy did it hit me hard

    • @Letorin
      @Letorin 3 роки тому +4

      bruh

    • @trainwreck237
      @trainwreck237 3 роки тому +3

      Seems like you got a good amount of upper body strength in ya.

  • @Hi-Fitxt
    @Hi-Fitxt 8 років тому +488

    Do you know where the perpetual motion went
    In the hole

    • @boaofdeath
      @boaofdeath 8 років тому +9

      *DDDUUUNNN*

    • @steph3448
      @steph3448 8 років тому +7

      I bet the hole people appreciated it

    • @undeadrocket101
      @undeadrocket101 8 років тому

      Wait, WHERE THE HELL DID IT COME FROM?! 😱

    • @tonynero7005
      @tonynero7005 8 років тому +4

      *GAGS* Sorry, another recurring gag.

    • @timebomb4562
      @timebomb4562 8 років тому +1

      +demtictax gags aww man that's the reoccuring gag again

  • @Bruh-ej8ib
    @Bruh-ej8ib 3 роки тому +70

    1:37 Give me a drink, bartender.

  • @chloe-dv7dd
    @chloe-dv7dd 8 років тому +1140

    "Platonic relationship"... They should rename that the "Dan Howell Special".

  • @isabellatoose3839
    @isabellatoose3839 6 років тому +881

    A reoccurring gag, because he’s gagging and it’s a reoccurring joke oh my god I just completed my life’s purpose

    • @grabern
      @grabern 5 років тому +55

      And when he asks for a horse mask, he’s given the reocurring gag because the horse mask is also a running gag in his videos.

    • @lapraspurple6427
      @lapraspurple6427 5 років тому +19

      Also, when Its first ordered Chris says he's had it before, so it's reoccurring there too

    • @voraito
      @voraito 5 років тому +8

      It's also a meta joke because Tom doesn't have a gag reflex.

    • @aionicthunder
      @aionicthunder 5 років тому +3

      Well that’s gotta be a kinda lame purpose if that’s what it is

    • @KyunaCookies
      @KyunaCookies 5 років тому +3

      Señor I...
      *Splutters*
      Yeah that's it

  • @tbalciunas333
    @tbalciunas333 7 років тому +626

    0:30
    I finally just got that joke. It's the theme tune from the show "Cheers"

  • @strangejett1394
    @strangejett1394 3 роки тому +30

    Is everyone just ignoring
    "Yeah, you should have seen her face man, it was everywhere"
    "Your moms awesome"
    "Yeah, she was"

  • @yuanlee1299
    @yuanlee1299 4 роки тому +736

    7 years later and I just noticed the guy in the background has a mustache for the spanish dub part! XD 1:14

    • @randomdude1177
      @randomdude1177 4 роки тому +5

      I think he is up is not jump

    • @-YELDAH
      @-YELDAH 3 роки тому +4

      @@randomdude1177 I was going to say that that would be stupid, it’s just some random person for the bit....
      But then I noticed that the only person they look like is upisnotjump and now i think I’m going crazy

    • @-YELDAH
      @-YELDAH 3 роки тому +2

      Tho he looks slightly different around the forehead and eye shape... I really want to know who that is

    • @randomdude1177
      @randomdude1177 3 роки тому

      @@-YELDAH up is not jump lives in the same country as Tom does right

    • @-YELDAH
      @-YELDAH 3 роки тому +1

      @@randomdude1177 ah yes, once upon a time there once was a land far far away called “England”

  • @rogerwashington7690
    @rogerwashington7690 4 роки тому +1229

    "man you should have seen her face, it was everywhere"
    "man your mum is awesome"
    "yeah... she was"
    0:03

    • @Ardorstorm
      @Ardorstorm 4 роки тому +12

      0-0

    • @Jelllatin
      @Jelllatin 4 роки тому +13

      Abyssal

    • @scalpingsnake
      @scalpingsnake 4 роки тому +77

      Thanks I haven't got to that part of the video yet...

    • @meme_lord613
      @meme_lord613 4 роки тому

      Disgusting...

    • @smoshyv2553
      @smoshyv2553 4 роки тому +14

      That is indeed what they say.
      Very observant

  • @Renicent
    @Renicent 9 років тому +349

    I actually wanna drink all those drinks

    • @RevolverOfmeat
      @RevolverOfmeat 9 років тому

      +klayman bloo "one sex on the beach coming up XD" -chris

    • @RevolverOfmeat
      @RevolverOfmeat 9 років тому

      +klayman bloo "one sex on the beach coming up XD" -chris

    • @aloeera
      @aloeera 9 років тому +2

      +TheGamingGamer Give it to your crush

    • @Renny_Yeti
      @Renny_Yeti 9 років тому

      I want the reaccuring gag

    • @archfiendgod8192
      @archfiendgod8192 9 років тому

      +LordSodaCan I want the reoccurring gag

  • @ZonieMusic
    @ZonieMusic 9 місяців тому +42

    Is noone gonna point out the first joke? Two twists in 4 seconds. I'm impressed!
    ----
    "You shouldve seen her face. It was everywhere!"
    - Set up: Sexual innuendo, referring to a certain fluid being all over her face
    "Ha, your mum's awesome"
    - Twist #1, the innuendo was involving the guy's mom. The twist was incest.
    "Yeah, she *was*"
    - Twist #2, focus on the past tense reframes the entire setup. It wasnt *something* getting everywhere on her face. Her face WAS everywhere. Her head presumably exploded. She died, hence the "was".
    Amazing writing!

  • @juangonzales9660
    @juangonzales9660 8 років тому +913

    but i thought tom didn't have gag reflexes...

  • @eliana_gst
    @eliana_gst 5 років тому +768

    "Look Tom, there's a reason wh-"
    Tom: *Gags*
    "STOP DRINKING IT!"

  • @andimason3370
    @andimason3370 10 років тому +86

    The more I watch Tomska the more I realize he has genuinely intelligent and fantastically witty comedy. It manages to look light and silly but the script and timing is just genius.

    • @atrane365
      @atrane365 10 років тому +21

      Reoccurring gag, anyone?
      Also, I just got the Reluctant Compromise.

  • @quanmach3887
    @quanmach3887 3 роки тому +28

    Me: Hoping the Captions will tell me what Chris is saying
    Captions: (Chris speaking spanish)
    Me: well heck

    • @wasserschweinchen5214
      @wasserschweinchen5214 3 роки тому

      I know just a bit of spanish, as far as I could understand the second sentence was “I would like that you have sex with me”, the first one I didn’t understand though :(

    • @selfloathinggameing
      @selfloathinggameing 3 роки тому +1

      It very roughly translates to "you have always been my beloved, I would like if (that?) you had sex with me"

    • @zsiul_7v67
      @zsiul_7v67 3 роки тому

      @@selfloathinggameing thats all

  • @vinnie9015
    @vinnie9015 4 роки тому +644

    them: *complicated english jokes with wordplay*
    me: *screams in portuguese*

    • @bbchem5988
      @bbchem5988 4 роки тому +15

      Se me permitir:
      "PUTA MERDA"

    • @nathanroberts3638
      @nathanroberts3638 4 роки тому +2

      How does one scream in Portuguese?

    • @shadoow2401
      @shadoow2401 4 роки тому +6

      Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • @bbchem5988
      @bbchem5988 4 роки тому +2

      @@shadoow2401 opa amigo

    • @shadoow2401
      @shadoow2401 4 роки тому +2

      @@bbchem5988 eae

  • @_tangy_vanilla_6978
    @_tangy_vanilla_6978 6 років тому +520

    Me: I'll have some still water
    *water stays in glass when I try to drink it*
    Me: what is this!?
    Bartender: its still water, just drink it

    • @gbubs1588
      @gbubs1588 4 роки тому +17

      Puts it in the freezer.
      Comes back later
      "It's still water"

    • @yes9571
      @yes9571 4 роки тому +3

      @@gbubs1588 pun intended?

    • @gbubs1588
      @gbubs1588 4 роки тому +1

      @@yes9571 why yes...
      Yes it is.

    • @k-boi420
      @k-boi420 4 роки тому +4

      Me: *boils water*
      Also me: Its still water...

    • @gustofgood4257
      @gustofgood4257 4 роки тому +5

      @@k-boi420 R.I.P boiled water you will be mist

  • @starshinegroup3047
    @starshinegroup3047 7 років тому +337

    "Reoccurring gag" shouldn't work on Tom. He has no gag reflex...

    • @faisalsuleiman1082
      @faisalsuleiman1082 5 років тому +18

      Also instead of a horse mask its a recurring gag get it

    • @stickbug3150
      @stickbug3150 5 років тому +1

      O h

    • @psychoboys8703
      @psychoboys8703 5 років тому +9

      Well he can't gag because of a throat blockage, but his body can force him to gag if it's cause by something genuinely sickening.

  • @nfoanvo
    @nfoanvo 3 роки тому +31

    Tom and Chris: Arguing whilst ordering drinks
    Jack: “Are you guys gonna drink ANY of these?”

  • @wrath2509
    @wrath2509 8 років тому +430

    only now do I understand the recurring gag, is literally a reused joke,

    • @aimia100
      @aimia100 8 років тому +3

      SANS AND THE JOKES AND WOW.

    • @sverreleonard8488
      @sverreleonard8488 8 років тому +15

      I think the point is that he says "I'd like one horse mask" And that is a recurring gag in his videos ;)

    • @seanmdpa
      @seanmdpa 8 років тому +12

      I made a comment about this 5 months earlier but sadly was not noticed, also the name of the bar is deus ex machina (an unexpected power or event saving a seemingly hopeless situation, especially as a contrived plot device in a play or novel.)

    • @damianvaldez9390
      @damianvaldez9390 7 років тому +3

      Akira Kurusu the obscure reference drink is by far the most clever joke. the theme song from "Cheers" plays as he says cheers

    • @kuroru69
      @kuroru69 6 років тому

      this is like the special kids classroom.

  • @williamazazelmiseria519
    @williamazazelmiseria519 6 років тому +224

    in the Spanish part even the background was cooperative

  • @66greedo
    @66greedo 8 років тому +268

    I'm not sure what it is but I want that blue drink.

    • @LouisK364
      @LouisK364 8 років тому +57

      +Awesomeness4U i think its a Platonic Relationship

    • @MegaMGstudios
      @MegaMGstudios 8 років тому

      and what is a platonic relationship?

    • @nancyloyet2764
      @nancyloyet2764 8 років тому +1

      and the stiff drink

    • @MegaMGstudios
      @MegaMGstudios 8 років тому

      Nancy Loyet that just means its hard to move

    • @nancyloyet2764
      @nancyloyet2764 8 років тому +1

      No I mean it looked delicious

  • @juliamdp
    @juliamdp 2 роки тому +20

    Idk how no one is talking about my favorite gem
    “I like my friends like I like my whiskey”
    “Let me guess: straight”
    “Not trying to sleep with me”
    That’s GOLD

    • @juliamdp
      @juliamdp 2 роки тому

      Idk you, but for more that I don’t like whiskey if I did I’d also prefer it not wanting to sleep with me

  • @bearfamous_
    @bearfamous_ 8 років тому +374

    I only got the reoccurring gag joke the third time.....

    • @anirudhnavin4568
      @anirudhnavin4568 6 років тому +10

      Rebekah Pierce they're talking about the horse mask being a really bad reoccurring gag 😂

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 6 років тому +6

      Also Chris saying “I’ve had that before” is part of the joke

  • @erhsdtusrsrtjsrj56856
    @erhsdtusrsrtjsrj56856 7 років тому +103

    I tried putting subtitles on for the bit where Chris speaks in spanish and it just says [chris speaks in spanish]

  • @kosmick-9305
    @kosmick-9305 9 років тому +588

    Am I the only one who got the joke where Tom asks for a HORSE MASK, and drinks the REOCCURRING GAG?

    • @toomasoskarkahur2920
      @toomasoskarkahur2920 9 років тому

      Could you explain?

    • @kosmick-9305
      @kosmick-9305 9 років тому +1

      Watch the HORSE video they made, you will understand then. :P

    • @enderexiler374
      @enderexiler374 9 років тому

      I got it :D

    • @kosmick-9305
      @kosmick-9305 9 років тому +2

      EnderExiler Yay! I found someone lol

    • @ThunderGamer-sq3em
      @ThunderGamer-sq3em 9 років тому +3

      miss johnson, i got that a while ago and im going to say this "I LOVE IT"

  • @zlee001
    @zlee001 4 роки тому +29

    Haha i just realised the reocurring gag showed up at the end. Again. It keeps coming back. 2:22

  • @culturedswine8880
    @culturedswine8880 7 років тому +1384

    Thos drinks look good

  • @sniffthecactusduh
    @sniffthecactusduh 8 років тому +370

    I discovered the magic that is Tomska subtitles so I'm having a marathon

  • @Sephelions
    @Sephelions 8 років тому +158

    the bartender slammed the diet reluctant compromise on the counter and my low battery notification came down at that exact moment

    • @acmeholloway
      @acmeholloway 8 років тому

      so?

    • @DanielRhodes7
      @DanielRhodes7 8 років тому +20

      Now that's what I call a reluctant compromise. Phone: CHARGE ME! You: VIDEO FIRST!

    • @sleepyenby8036
      @sleepyenby8036 8 років тому

      +Daniel Rhodes (The Shadow Seeker) ahahahahahAHAHAHAHAH

    • @Falconwing51
      @Falconwing51 8 років тому +2

      For some reason the same thing happened to me? That was weird :P

  • @Dante2056
    @Dante2056 3 роки тому +57

    I wonder if Tom looking like Chris Evans character from Scott Pilgrim is intentional.

  • @ChristianCTaken
    @ChristianCTaken 8 років тому +140

    "Your mom's awesome."
    "Yeah, she was."
    Uh

    • @JoshLathamTutorials
      @JoshLathamTutorials 8 років тому

      +Kenpokid4 lol "You are mom is awesome".

    • @ChristianCTaken
      @ChristianCTaken 8 років тому

      Josh Latham
      Whoops.

    • @JoshLathamTutorials
      @JoshLathamTutorials 8 років тому

      Kenpokid4 It made me chuckle, thank you.

    • @djquinn4825
      @djquinn4825 8 років тому

      +Kenpokid4 If incest jokes bother you, you just haven't spent enough time on the internet yet.

    • @ChristianCTaken
      @ChristianCTaken 8 років тому +7

      Dj Quinn
      I didn't think it was an incest joke. Tom referring to Crab's mother in the present tense, then Crab using past tense, was what I felt was an underappreciated joke in the comments. :P

  • @Jimbo386000
    @Jimbo386000 7 років тому +130

    "Can I have a perpetual motion please?"
    "One perpetual motion"
    *slides off the table*
    That's my favorite part of the whole video. :D

    • @Tanriel_Bloodwood
      @Tanriel_Bloodwood 6 років тому +1

      I wonder how they did it. Maybe with Green Screen. Maybe with a non-visible String. We may never know.

    • @handlesarecringe957
      @handlesarecringe957 6 років тому

      Probably with a little bit of ice on the bottom of the cup.

    • @Elims.
      @Elims. 6 років тому

      Smashes

    • @accordimedes6967
      @accordimedes6967 6 років тому

      i love how it also has an "akward silence" to it

  • @Da1ienx
    @Da1ienx 8 років тому +63

    for the love of god, nobody order a bloody mary...

    • @SuicideBunny6
      @SuicideBunny6 8 років тому +9

      It's that time of the month again ...

  • @cosmicleo3671
    @cosmicleo3671 3 роки тому +27

    I think there should be for real recipes for how to make these alcoholic literal drinks. It would be an interesting idea. I’d call that recipe collection “The Literal Barbook”.

  • @plazticbag
    @plazticbag 6 років тому +201

    I watch this video at least once a year, everytime I do there is joke that I didn't understand before, that I do now...

  • @bushmonster3591
    @bushmonster3591 8 років тому +134

    what if it was total ovary action?

  • @cronsola1357
    @cronsola1357 8 років тому +356

    OHHHHHHHHHHHHH! After almost 3 years, I get the joke at the beginning finally! It was her face that was everywhere, and she WAS awesome because she died in some horrific event that caused her face to go everywhere! Wow am I just stupid or did nobody else get that...

    • @gherkin1056
      @gherkin1056 8 років тому +8

      .

    • @cronsola1357
      @cronsola1357 8 років тому +7

      Sceptical Tiger Yeah you're probably right

    • @Omgimadude1
      @Omgimadude1 7 років тому +8

      I finally got the reluctant compromise joke.

    • @41-Haiku
      @41-Haiku 7 років тому +7

      Oh gosh, I didn't get it until you mentioned it and I had to think about it again. XD XD XD This sketch just keeps on giving.

    • @ccc-vl2he
      @ccc-vl2he 7 років тому +2

      Cron Sola lol your interpretation was a lot less dirty than mine

  • @g00seness
    @g00seness 3 роки тому +45

    0:44 The funny thing is that Tom doesn’t even have a gag reflex

  • @Irishlozcat
    @Irishlozcat 10 років тому +60

    if only this pub exist

  • @FitinLizard
    @FitinLizard 8 років тому +67

    It has taken me 3 years to understand how "Horse mask" became "Reoccurring Gag".

    • @ravenousslugwrath6311
      @ravenousslugwrath6311 8 років тому

      I still don't understand :(

    • @dracociosoof4188
      @dracociosoof4188 7 років тому

      And how does that work?

    • @AwZooom
      @AwZooom 7 років тому +7

      The horse mask is a reocurring gag in TomSkas videos , which is why the horse mask was the reocurring gag

    • @ravencas1989
      @ravencas1989 7 років тому

      I LOVE IT

  • @frigidalsofutureless7745
    @frigidalsofutureless7745 8 років тому +17

    Don't you just hate it when your whiskey tries to sleep with you
    AMIRITE

  • @switchnx
    @switchnx 3 роки тому +28

    I like how they don’t even have to ingest them for them to take effect.

  • @abbiejosephine2940
    @abbiejosephine2940 6 років тому +208

    aRe YoU cAlLiNg mE A LiAr SiR?!?!

  • @oliviafrancis1926
    @oliviafrancis1926 7 років тому +81

    *ARE YOU CALLING ME A LIAR SIR*
    UuuuuuUuHhhhh

  • @currentlybeingremade9706
    @currentlybeingremade9706 5 років тому +82

    Spanish dubs never match the lip movement.

  • @JameyMcQueen
    @JameyMcQueen 3 роки тому +19

    "I've never seen this pub before"
    Well, that was a fucking lie.

  • @seththesheriff1275
    @seththesheriff1275 4 роки тому +259

    Those drinks are literally SCP's. 'Total Overreaction' makes you overreact when someone asks you about something.

    • @aidanfreienmuth006
      @aidanfreienmuth006 3 роки тому +5

      We need an article of this on the wiki now

    • @crowsenpai5625
      @crowsenpai5625 3 роки тому +23

      The whole bar is a SCP

    • @mullyboats
      @mullyboats 3 роки тому +2

      That's the point

    • @lucus6458
      @lucus6458 3 роки тому +7

      I think there's an scp that dispenses drinks like this already. I just don't remember what its number is. The main notable thing it did was make a drink with God's blood. It caused the person who drank it to immediately kill themself because he knew everything from then on would be a disappointment

    • @megaxbomb._.2091
      @megaxbomb._.2091 3 роки тому +1

      @@lucus6458 oh yeah that was a thing

  • @speckofdignity2487
    @speckofdignity2487 8 років тому +233

    This is even better if you know Spanish (and have captions on) 😏

  • @Hutts
    @Hutts 10 років тому +12

    I like TomSka. He is funny.

  • @MUIKamm
    @MUIKamm 3 роки тому +28

    2:42 :O