Well I mean considering the fact that the Democrats win against our American Constitution and took the candidate that was voted in by the people to run for presidency and just replace them instead of doing what the American Constitution says they took power into their own hands and replaced their candidate with someone who should not even be eligible to run for presidency in the United States of America under the Constitution
@@Souledex now I want to ask you this question. Do you know how Biden has ran this country into the ground but for so long the media was talking about how good he was, but at the same time they were running a smear campaign against Trump?
@@wurdnurd1 Was there really a question? Short of executing the woman on the front lawn of the WH, I'm pretty sure trying to evict her would have involved at least a few dozen cops, the secret service (who we have seen are miserable at their job, they have even left Biden in the lurch a time or two), the FBI, a hostage negotiator, the borrowing of Biden's bite happy dog and possibly a chopper or at least a drone or two just to get her fingernails out of the doorframe! I thought if the VP wants it, it's pretty much a lock for them. I can't think of any time that wasn't the case (If I'm wrong, blame the weed I had to take with my epilepsy meds, my brain is a bit spacey at the moment. Maybe Dan Quayle when everyone got nervous about him lacking even basic spelling skills, but anyone else?). I mean, I dislike the woman (no knicker twisting, loathe Trump too. I'm an equal opportunity eye-roller and stomach knotter regarding the governmental system across the board.) but wasn't already a 'this is what is happening' situation?
No one expects Cali to be so mean-spirited and it surprises them (and me!) every-time he is. 😂👏 And he’s been getting more so recently as well! Him being the one to making the first joke at the assassination attempt against Trump took me by surprise too! 😲😆
I'm born and raised in Orlando, and I've NEVER heard about the FL Panthers until now. I thought they might be new, so I looked them up. Nope. Been around since 1993 😂
Watching the Chinese teams shriek at each other is… honestly entertaining as hells. I know they’re mostly calling ‘sweep’ but hearing it in Mandarin? Worth it!
@@RaindropsBleedingthat doesn't stop him from being New York. Except he's way more friendly than that. I have a picture of me towering over him from pictures when he was on tour.
The only reason they didn’t want them was because they hadn’t conquered enough territory to make new free states yet. Sam Houston would have been president if he didn’t vote against the Missouri compromise- because it didn’t remotely acknowledge the humanity of the 100,000+ natives in those states and would see the issue of slavery become a proxy war rather than phase out.
@@kyriethika We often remember things incorrectly. If it doesn't work with where we are now, we humans tend to try and rewrite history to fit what we wish history was.
@@SugarandSarcasm Why does Florida have more teams than Quebec or Manitoba or BC? Hell even has as many teams as Ontario and BC... Like that's not right. They try to peddle the old "Well the population is bigger" and "Theres more money down there" So? Their arenas are half empty when they don't make the playoffs, meanwhile my Leafs sell out every game, and have been for over 50 years. Now I know the Jets have been struggling attendance wise, but that's a bigger issue than team performance. Hockey is literally in our blood, this is like if the Premier League let's an American Soccer team join all cause it's "Growing the sport". UK Soccer fans would loose their shit
@@coastaku1954 I would love it if Ontario got another team. There’s people living in other places aside from Toronto area. Really comes down to who can make the most money though I guess, even if the arenas are half empty? I would make the excuse that the American dollar is worth more, but that sounds extremely cheesy. To answer: I wish I knew.
@SugarandSarcasm Hamilton and London are the two cities I can easily see hosting an NHL team. London is the mecca of Junior Hockey in North America and the plot of land their 9,000 seat Junior Hockey arena sits on can easily accommodate a brand new NHL sized arena. And Hamilton has been begging for an NHL team for decades, hell they even had one before the original six era and they right now have an NHL ready arena that was built in the 70s
If Kamala wins, then Ben should hire another TikTok influencer to represent her. But if Trump wins then he either go back to the red tie or where a wig while California cries.
@@the_introvert_philosoper I'm disagreeing with the idea of hiring another content creator to represent her. Since it's not the president, it's wholly unnecessary. Especially because the Gov't personification is fantastic as it is.
@Ben_Brainard - I reported the spam, but I'm pretty sure you're the only one who can get this account taken down for being a grifting impostor (See many replies in your comments by BenBrainard10 saying "You woooon😊." The app only lets me see 3 if their comments on the same channel, plus their own channel. Sometimes they add extra periods, probably to avoid spam filtering, and one that I could see was praising someone for being a fan, then devolved into nonsense.)
Michigan saying "you're weird" instead of Minnesota? :( We're so proud of Governor Walz for starting that! (Now that I think on it, maybe Minnesota is a cult?) Also thank you for updating our flag! :)
I really can't wait for the next one and I hope there is a heavy focus on walz because this is the most hilarious and hopeful thing that could have happened. 😂
It is a god damn travesty that a florida team has either won or been runner up the last five seasons in a row. This season I was cheering on anybody who wasn't from florida (since the Red Wings didnt make the playoffs AGAIN). I had to cheer for both Boston and Edmonton this year, which felt gross as fuck.
@@VerIsHere I went and checked the Wiki page for Texas just to be sure, and the only thing mentioned between Texas joining the union and the civil war is Mexico trying to get the state back, so like [shrugs].
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I'm sure Texas will have a reasonable reaction to the weird comments and Kamala being the presidential nominee.
+ Austin?
+ Austin?
Well I mean considering the fact that the Democrats win against our American Constitution and took the candidate that was voted in by the people to run for presidency and just replace them instead of doing what the American Constitution says they took power into their own hands and replaced their candidate with someone who should not even be eligible to run for presidency in the United States of America under the Constitution
Trump is weird, and not the good kind.
@@Souledex now I want to ask you this question. Do you know how Biden has ran this country into the ground but for so long the media was talking about how good he was, but at the same time they were running a smear campaign against Trump?
“What did JD Vance do?”
“He *censored* a couch”
“And he’s NOT from Florida?”
I mean, he sure ain't from appalachia
couches, ladies from tOSU... what's the difference?
😂😂
Well Ohio is the Florida of the north.
@@danieljames1868 Well duh. He didn't fuck a corncob. Which makes him being from Ohio EVEN weirder.
"He's already where the fishes are!" 😂
Mother Nature/Global Warming: "Gimme twenty years."
@@AtariEric20? Probably closer to 10 if we're being real
It's such a Jersey line, I love it
Change your name to Cassandra?
And the alligators!
NEXT TIME ON THE TABLE. Florida with a comically oversized pen and flip notebook " Quick California i need lottery numbers "
Well, Kamala Harris seems to be the presumptive nominee as of right now, so… unless something wild happens before the DNC, California is 2 for 2!
She has enough votes, per the virtual roll call today, so it's official.
@@wurdnurd1 Was there really a question? Short of executing the woman on the front lawn of the WH, I'm pretty sure trying to evict her would have involved at least a few dozen cops, the secret service (who we have seen are miserable at their job, they have even left Biden in the lurch a time or two), the FBI, a hostage negotiator, the borrowing of Biden's bite happy dog and possibly a chopper or at least a drone or two just to get her fingernails out of the doorframe! I thought if the VP wants it, it's pretty much a lock for them. I can't think of any time that wasn't the case (If I'm wrong, blame the weed I had to take with my epilepsy meds, my brain is a bit spacey at the moment. Maybe Dan Quayle when everyone got nervous about him lacking even basic spelling skills, but anyone else?). I mean, I dislike the woman (no knicker twisting, loathe Trump too. I'm an equal opportunity eye-roller and stomach knotter regarding the governmental system across the board.) but wasn't already a 'this is what is happening' situation?
Wasn't she listed on the VP vote for Biden during the primary? If so they did already technically vote for her.
Now say that it would be great if you won the lottery! Quick, before the magic runs out!
Hey, she should be announcing her running mate tomorrow in Vegas.
Ha!! I watched the Panthers win and all I could think of was “can’t wait to see Florida confused again!”
As someone who watches the NHL, that bit hurt me
The most unrealistic thing about this sketch is Ohio being proud that Vance is representing them
Can confirm. As an Ohioan, my entire relationship with that futon fornicator is the "You're not affiliated with me!" clip from The Incredibles.
Yeah, where'd *that* come from?
26% approval lookin ass lmfao
As an Ohioan, not from us! 😂
@@keshaartis8365 Shit, Im a new Yorker and I'm sure not proud of Trump!
CA saying 'Or not' and Florida looking over with a surprised picachu face was the best moment of the skit
I think Florida was actually kind of proud of him for a moment.
No one expects Cali to be so mean-spirited and it surprises them (and me!) every-time he is. 😂👏
And he’s been getting more so recently as well! Him being the one to making the first joke at the assassination attempt against Trump took me by surprise too! 😲😆
I'm born and raised in Orlando, and I've NEVER heard about the FL Panthers until now. I thought they might be new, so I looked them up. Nope. Been around since 1993 😂
What? Dude, even I knew about the... Wait, the NFL team is in North Carolina. The JAGUARS are Florida's NFL team. So, uh, TIL too. :)
Gov: NO LABRYNTH REFERNCES!!!😆😆😆😆
DANCE, MAGIC DANCE!
It would be so easy. He's already where the fishes are 😂😂😂
Florida knowing what curling is is the most shocking bit.
Accidentally started watching during the Olympics probably ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
He watched it as a drinking game after hearing about it
Watching the Chinese teams shriek at each other is… honestly entertaining as hells. I know they’re mostly calling ‘sweep’ but hearing it in Mandarin? Worth it!
Ben is going to be SO busy over the next six months. 8-)
MN's New state flag has been updated to be part of this *Smiles*
I’m so glad you commented on the Stanley Cup. I follow some Canadian content creators, they were furious 😂
🤣
"What am I even supposed to do with this trophy, take it in the ocean?"
*"NO!"*
"I'mma take it in the ocean."
Best reference I've ever seen Ben make.
😂😂😂 dude nice touch with the Labyrinth reference.
Louisiana and Florida meet the Goblin King sounds fun
As a Michigander, greatly appreciate the Ohio vs Michigan convo.
It wasn’t fully authentic, there wasn’t any pouting by the ohio state character
AND he was drinking Vernors!!!! ❤
Michigan going "Oh yeah, Ive made that noise before" is how i react to seeing an Ohio plate. Always a worse driver
@@mattbanka7236 hey at least our roads are drivable and not just potholes every 10 seconds
"Hes already where the fishes are" such a jersey thing to say, perfect line, all my Italian mafia family members in new jersey thank you lol
I feel like when Ben started doing these he was very Florida, but as time went on and such he became New York
Isn't he in California now?
@@RaindropsBleedingthat doesn't stop him from being New York.
Except he's way more friendly than that. I have a picture of me towering over him from pictures when he was on tour.
The quad shot of Gov, Texas, Florida, and Louisiana all looking at California was amazing.
I'm from Florida and I JUST learned we have more than one hockey team 😅
I so love The Table
Government says no Labyrinth references? You have no power over me. Time to get earwormed by Dance Magic Dance all over again!
well this aged like fine wine 🍷
Imma show him where I put Hoffa. LOL
Texas was very happy to join the Union. Many other states didn't want them, but Texas definitely wanted to join. Broke, desperate, and needing help.
The only reason they didn’t want them was because they hadn’t conquered enough territory to make new free states yet.
Sam Houston would have been president if he didn’t vote against the Missouri compromise- because it didn’t remotely acknowledge the humanity of the 100,000+ natives in those states and would see the issue of slavery become a proxy war rather than phase out.
Not according to the Texans...
@@kyriethika We often remember things incorrectly. If it doesn't work with where we are now, we humans tend to try and rewrite history to fit what we wish history was.
“He served what? Cu- looks” from Cali is SO REAL.
"It's gonna be so cool to vote for Kamala Harris."
Okay, California might be God.
There's too much ego inflation there already, any more and it might just break off and float away
Or the Simpsons
Or he’s legitimately psychic…😅
@@SugarandSarcasmI mean… you’re not wrong about us.
Nah, even a broken clock is right twice a day. What's weird is that the character is California and not Vermont.
"This is either gonna be really cool or really stupid."
Well, good news Gov!
Love how everyone is mad at Florida for winning the Stanley cup again 😂❤
What's next, a Caribbean bobsled team?
Hmm?
.
Damn.
Great guess😂
I am making my own prediction that the next video will have some Olympics in it
"heck dat boy fa dolls"
Could someone please translate what Louie said? Thank you.
Oh, now I see. "Check that boy for dolls"
Florida looks so excited and proud of Cali's comment about Biden lmaoo
We got to see Michigan a lot this time! We love to see it
Every Canadian Hockey fan relates to the Stanley Cup one
Very much so
@@SugarandSarcasm Why does Florida have more teams than Quebec or Manitoba or BC? Hell even has as many teams as Ontario and BC... Like that's not right. They try to peddle the old "Well the population is bigger" and "Theres more money down there" So? Their arenas are half empty when they don't make the playoffs, meanwhile my Leafs sell out every game, and have been for over 50 years. Now I know the Jets have been struggling attendance wise, but that's a bigger issue than team performance.
Hockey is literally in our blood, this is like if the Premier League let's an American Soccer team join all cause it's "Growing the sport". UK Soccer fans would loose their shit
@@coastaku1954 I would love it if Ontario got another team. There’s people living in other places aside from Toronto area. Really comes down to who can make the most money though I guess, even if the arenas are half empty? I would make the excuse that the American dollar is worth more, but that sounds extremely cheesy.
To answer: I wish I knew.
@SugarandSarcasm Hamilton and London are the two cities I can easily see hosting an NHL team. London is the mecca of Junior Hockey in North America and the plot of land their 9,000 seat Junior Hockey arena sits on can easily accommodate a brand new NHL sized arena. And Hamilton has been begging for an NHL team for decades, hell they even had one before the original six era and they right now have an NHL ready arena that was built in the 70s
As a someone who is from NE Ohio n now lives in West Central Florida, I can honestly say that Ohio is the Florida of the Midwest 😂
The labyrinth jokes are gold though!!! XD
If Kamala wins, then Ben should hire another TikTok influencer to represent her. But if Trump wins then he either go back to the red tie or where a wig while California cries.
Pretty sure it represents the federal government in general, not a specific president. The tie is just for what party holds the presidency currently.
@@josephblomberg7077
I know, he changed it during the last election and it would be a interesting change to the channel to represent the gov
@@the_introvert_philosoper I'm disagreeing with the idea of hiring another content creator to represent her. Since it's not the president, it's wholly unnecessary. Especially because the Gov't personification is fantastic as it is.
@@josephblomberg7077 but its just an idea for a a comedic series, you dont have to take it to far.
@@the_introvert_philosoper that's what they're saying. Don't take it too far.
"No Labyrinth References we've talked about this!"
Boooooo Gov!!!
Labyrinth references are the best!
Colorado should've been in that conversation about the Stanley Cup. We are all fucking pissed at Florida.
I spent the best 3 minutes of my life on this
Also, love the hat wall!
Good luck in life mate ❤️
As an Edmontonian, I can not express in worlds how irrationally angry Florida's reaction to winning the stanley cup makes me.
“I’m gonna show him where I put Hoffa…”
Lol
Ooops accidentally haven’t watched you in months, nice to be back
1:37 ........................REMIND ME OF THE BABE! Sorry, i had to do it.
What babe?
Babe with the power
What power?
@@erinford8138 The power of the voodoo.
Vodoo?
How the hell am I this early?
I feel like a bot
strap in everybody.
I forgot about you, why haven’t you been showing up on my feed? UA-cam!!!!
Hilarious and informative as always 🤣
@Ben_Brainard - I reported the spam, but I'm pretty sure you're the only one who can get this account taken down for being a grifting impostor
(See many replies in your comments by BenBrainard10 saying "You woooon😊." The app only lets me see 3 if their comments on the same channel, plus their own channel. Sometimes they add extra periods, probably to avoid spam filtering, and one that I could see was praising someone for being a fan, then devolved into nonsense.)
Great video, Ben!
Michigan saying "you're weird" instead of Minnesota? :( We're so proud of Governor Walz for starting that! (Now that I think on it, maybe Minnesota is a cult?)
Also thank you for updating our flag! :)
Love it!!!
Great video.
“Served what? Cu- looks?” killed me
Always appreciate a Jersey sighting, love the shirt
He plays each character so well with the accents that i sometimes forget its the same guy
Good guess California
As a Canadian, I always both love and hate watching Florida win, because of the fact that it doesn't even snow there and yet they keep winning
As a native floridian I had to learn we had a hockey team from a coworker who was miffed at me because of Florida.
Never felt so called out by Florida. Vance Refrigeration was my first thought, lol
When even Florida is like..."Yeah...he already did something stupid right.?
I'm kinda sad the captions for the Stanley Cup skit were off.
like = lightning
dance = dense
No up after Hoffa
Team of Panthers in the ice + league
And "Vanice" in the thumbnail. 😬 I love Ben, but yikes, proofreading gremlins.
@@piaonomata9220I assumed it was an AI issue. Maybe grammarly or Chatgpt.
the fix is in... and I so needed this fix :)
I like the long hair, Ben, and all the states, and also the government, and sometimes Austin, it suits y'all.
Do the cat lady craze next!!!!! Haver Florida keep singing the meowmix theme song!!!!
Michigan was not appropriately annoyed enough with Florida for not knowing what the Stanley Cup was and We Most Certainly Did Not Send It To Them!!
My favorite one! It was the Labyrinth reference!
Remember Middletown Highschool is called the Middies
As a person from Ohio, I really dislike Vance.
you really put the I into Vance
Oh my god, California is psychic
Lord Stanley's Cup... In Florida AGAIN!!!! ...feels so wrong
ALL THE LABYRINTH REFERENCES!!! 💜😈
Next time, ask California what the winning lottery numbers are. Let's see if he can go 3 for 3
Florida doesn't need voodoo dolls. He's got a magic 8 ball that works with politics.
"Check dat boy fo' dolls!😂
Minnesota’s first appearance with the new flag!
I strongly disagree with the government. We need MORE Labyrinth references.
Well at least you were right about Kamala Harris running for President
“He’s already where the fishes are” *dies*
I really can't wait for the next one and I hope there is a heavy focus on walz because this is the most hilarious and hopeful thing that could have happened. 😂
It is a god damn travesty that a florida team has either won or been runner up the last five seasons in a row. This season I was cheering on anybody who wasn't from florida (since the Red Wings didnt make the playoffs AGAIN). I had to cheer for both Boston and Edmonton this year, which felt gross as fuck.
"There are 2 ice sports?!"
Oooh the new Minnesota flag
"What'd he do in the military"
*flashbacks to cutting grass and lots of walking*
"Stuff?"
1:16
Florida's reaction to Cali gives me life
As a Pennsylvanian, I was actually surprised when I seen Florida has won the Stanley Cup. 😅😅😅😅😅😅
As one of the six Florida Panthers fans, I loved the bit. Vamos Gatos forever.
😂😂 dammit that no labyrinth reference
What did texas regret in those 18 years?
The Civil War, if I remember correctly
@@evonnagale3045 financial purchase though? And it's not like Texas ever seems to regret that in these skits
@@VerIsHere I went and checked the Wiki page for Texas just to be sure, and the only thing mentioned between Texas joining the union and the civil war is Mexico trying to get the state back, so like [shrugs].
Slavery. Texas entered the Union as a slave state.
Slavery
NH here, never thought I would say it, but Jersey has a point lol
One of the funniest episodes in a while!
love me some more michigan screen time! my dad was so mad when he saw that the panthers won
“What did he serve? Cu- I mean _looks?”_ made me choke!
So Minnesota stood in for all of Canada in this skit...
Came for the political commentary, stayed for the hockey references. Another great video!