Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide

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  • @Conno422
    @Conno422 5 років тому +6107

    “Crossbow”
    Shows a regular bow.

  • @Mocha_Majesty
    @Mocha_Majesty 4 роки тому +746

    When I was in middle school someone hacked the emergency broadcast system in my hometown and released a statement along the lines of "civil authorities in the area have reported the dead attacking the living blah blah blah" people really believed and kept kids home from school, called out of work, and barricaded themselves in their houses. My step dad gave me a pocket knife and said good luck kiddo and sent me to the bus stop for school.

    • @isky6541
      @isky6541 4 роки тому +55

      Damn--

    • @jameswilliams2985
      @jameswilliams2985 4 роки тому +82

      Damn my dad would say hears a gun and a knife ur gonna live now go to McDonald's and get me a cheeseburger

    • @gnerfgaming1669
      @gnerfgaming1669 4 роки тому +18

      DAMN,WHAT A BIG TROLL

    • @Mocha_Majesty
      @Mocha_Majesty 4 роки тому +19

      @@Jonas-nq4fv I mean you guys can look it up, it happened in great falls

    • @jeanfangz
      @jeanfangz 4 роки тому +7

      Dam XD

  • @margueriteginn4479
    @margueriteginn4479 5 років тому +1207

    Tabbes: don’t rely on firearms
    Me with my nerf zombie strike gun: say sike right now

    • @fluffydice9410
      @fluffydice9410 5 років тому +22

      There will be an exception

    • @dkstudios4805
      @dkstudios4805 5 років тому +32

      nerf or nothing

    • @prettylilangel8973
      @prettylilangel8973 5 років тому +7

      Its nerf or nothing

    • @Phishy_
      @Phishy_ 5 років тому +7

      Shoulda bought the nerf zombie strike guns -_-

    • @valerieswearingen315
      @valerieswearingen315 5 років тому +5

      I’m packing HEAT if a zombie apocalypse no lies I’m picking up a grenade or some axes

  • @Robyn_inthebasement
    @Robyn_inthebasement Рік тому +399

    The fact that there is now potentially a newly discovered virus / fungal infection that is similar to a zombie virus is making me watch this on repeat

    • @jellofishhiezz
      @jellofishhiezz Рік тому +4

      There is? Hmu up on it

    • @llamawalrushybrid
      @llamawalrushybrid Рік тому +16

      What? you mean the one that infects ants that we've known about for many years?

    • @Digicara64
      @Digicara64 Рік тому +18

      ​@@llamawalrushybrid This is tying in to the plot of the Last Of Us, where that fungal mutated due to global warming and infected literally most of Earth. This s*** can get real.

    • @serena841
      @serena841 Рік тому +3

      ​@@Digicara64
      Hmmmmmmmmm

    • @xstar4698
      @xstar4698 Рік тому +11

      ooh
      you mean the zombie fungus that infects ants?

  • @BARKZIM
    @BARKZIM 4 роки тому +16934

    "of course i had to be born in the generation the world decides to end"
    2020: *smiles*

    • @RuskiRomeo
      @RuskiRomeo 4 роки тому +179

      @Kyle Murphy there's something worse
      The hantavirus

    • @pineapplehead8964
      @pineapplehead8964 4 роки тому +51

      Chloe _
      This needs why more likes

    • @pandapayz9302
      @pandapayz9302 4 роки тому +45

      Chloe _ my name is Chloe

    • @BARKZIM
      @BARKZIM 4 роки тому +21

      @@pandapayz9302 :0

    • @pandapayz9302
      @pandapayz9302 4 роки тому +19

      Chloe _ it happens more often than you think I know 5 chloes

  • @vildam6835
    @vildam6835 5 років тому +1905

    ”Why don’t we go to Ikea... and get some hotdogs!”
    **Angry Swedish noices**

  • @bubs1462
    @bubs1462 5 років тому +514

    Pegro didn’t turn into a zombie but he died
    What a loyal friend

  • @absolute_whimsical5102
    @absolute_whimsical5102 2 роки тому +246

    The fact I’ve wanted a zombie apocalypse to happen since I was little- but I know if it happens I’ll die instantly

    • @TheMoose126
      @TheMoose126 Рік тому +6

      Depends on where you are, who you’re with, what you have available, and how willing you are to fight your way out of a situation at the time of outbreak. If anything, evasion is the best defence. Especially on the run. Always run from contact when possible, fight if you cannot run. Only go out when necessary. There is also strength in numbers for humans too, it is easier to split the zombies up and take ‘em down that way

  • @mochi_loves_dezato8653
    @mochi_loves_dezato8653 5 років тому +7468

    "No one normal has a hazmat suit or armor in their closet"
    Theatre kids: *sweating intensely*

    • @isabellacronk-shelton6587
      @isabellacronk-shelton6587 5 років тому +240

      Wait that’s not normal?
      ...

    • @asgott4595
      @asgott4595 5 років тому +118

      No one normal has a suit of armour in their closet? Well, Mycroft has on in his gym)

    • @isabellacronk-shelton6587
      @isabellacronk-shelton6587 5 років тому +81

      I mean I could fit one in there
      If it’s the size of a human...
      How do I know that?
      *i hide a LOT*

    • @MrJonjon636
      @MrJonjon636 5 років тому +52

      I know someone who owns full chainmail... and a crusader helmet/gloves...

    • @jakehildebrand1824
      @jakehildebrand1824 5 років тому +10

      Gotta love propshops

  • @mraussieman2263
    @mraussieman2263 5 років тому +841

    Person: Becomes vegan
    *5 minutes later*
    Person:*gets bitten and turns into a zombie* Meats back on the menu boys

  • @TypicalBLKW
    @TypicalBLKW 5 років тому +582

    Instructions unclear: stuck in mattress and now I’m leading a revolution with the zombies they accepted me as their leader

    • @poison3637
      @poison3637 5 років тому +5

      You should have made the Zombies smell your Stank ass feet, They'd surely end you "perfectly"

  • @JustBeeFries
    @JustBeeFries Рік тому +174

    Sometimes I think Tabbes would make an amazing podcast host. I'd listen every day(COUGH COUGH, make a podcast Tabbes, COUGH COUGH COUGH)

  • @omerelhassan9133
    @omerelhassan9133 5 років тому +5151

    Zombie apocalypse: *exists*
    Everyone: *looks at tabbes*
    Tabbes: what are you looking at

  • @yahyatouijeur7048
    @yahyatouijeur7048 5 років тому +1401

    Zombie apocalypse jokes: Exist
    When there’s an actual zombie apocalypse: *This isn’t how you play the game*

    • @mingimoungo4236
      @mingimoungo4236 5 років тому +12

      Yahya Touijeur lmao 😂

    • @0_h1t3
      @0_h1t3 5 років тому +8

      I played For Honor so I'm pretty chill about this.

    • @CD-gz2bk
      @CD-gz2bk 5 років тому +5

      A real one won’t even work so I would just stay home and play games

    • @sigarett
      @sigarett 5 років тому +1

      bang bang

    • @mlilyofthevalley
      @mlilyofthevalley 4 роки тому

      You know the rules and so do I...!

  • @definitnotkev9858
    @definitnotkev9858 4 роки тому +3341

    Little did we know, she was just preparing us for the worse.

  • @codrin6772
    @codrin6772 2 роки тому +153

    Katanas break VERY fast, since they are basically kept together by just one pin, and when that breaks, gg(and the pin breaks after 2-4 kills). Blunt weapons are a much better alternative: they last really long, and are very cheap. They also dont get stuck in zombies, unlike katanas

    • @jakejunger9708
      @jakejunger9708 Рік тому +8

      yeah the same amount of force of a baseball bat would be better than the same amount of force of a katana because all you need to do is destroy the brain, that all you need and a bat would be better as in easier to repair, and requires literally NO maintenance.

    • @Storm-view
      @Storm-view Рік тому +3

      Katana are better once ur a few weeks into the appocolaps at least, once the zombies start decaying a bit they will cut like butter with the katana

    • @sweissfam
      @sweissfam Рік тому +3

      Why not just use a machete or a axe

    • @codrin6772
      @codrin6772 Рік тому +5

      @@sweissfam they can get stuck in the zombies' flesh, although they would last much longer than a katana, and they are handy in the wilderness in general(clearing debris, getting wood)
      They would be pretty good

    • @charliefarmer4365
      @charliefarmer4365 Рік тому +1

      @@Storm-viewooh, good catch! How would other swords fare? About the same?

  • @ahumanistpotato
    @ahumanistpotato 4 роки тому +1645

    My mother: "This isn't an excuse, go to school!"

  • @North-Korea
    @North-Korea 4 роки тому +672

    i laughed so hard when you did the matress turtle sound

  • @whotookmyhandle
    @whotookmyhandle 5 років тому +1216

    Tabbes For 2 Months:
    Tabbes at 1 'o'clock in the afternoon: Guys, wanna know how to survive a zombie apocalypse?
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: Yes.

  • @dysonsphereishere
    @dysonsphereishere 2 роки тому +78

    2 years later this video's still a banger

  • @nasar5679
    @nasar5679 5 років тому +534

    When he said
    *”this is my dominant arm, i cant draw with it”*
    I felt that

  • @thrashertshirt2899
    @thrashertshirt2899 5 років тому +4094

    Zombie: *bites person*
    Person: *bites back*
    Zombie: “No, this isn’t how you’re supposed to play the game”

    • @francisbacon5897
      @francisbacon5897 5 років тому +93

      Zombie: tries to bite me
      Me: I ACTIVATE THE MRRIOR FORCE TRAP CARD DESTROYING ALL MONSTERS IN ATTACK POSITION!!!
      Zombies everywhere: FUUU

    • @gameovergaming9407
      @gameovergaming9407 5 років тому +69

      Zombie used bite.
      Human used reflect.

    • @familysaunders2399
      @familysaunders2399 5 років тому +15

      *YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO DO THAT*

    • @-_Fawi_-
      @-_Fawi_- 5 років тому +13

      Zombie:*bites a person*
      Person: *bites back on the neck*
      Zombie: oh no a hickey

    • @movedto2daccfixer_mixer299
      @movedto2daccfixer_mixer299 5 років тому

      thats the way of *PERINAL HIGEAN*

  • @snapgaming4
    @snapgaming4 3 роки тому +4427

    "bite the zombies back and give them a taste for their own medicine" got me

  • @pengil3
    @pengil3 2 роки тому +260

    I think I should get some sentient plants to defend my home.

    • @nadersaid2215
      @nadersaid2215 2 роки тому +11

      Oh no the zombies get weed killer bottles

    • @pengil3
      @pengil3 2 роки тому +8

      @@nadersaid2215 use gmo plants instead

    • @nadersaid2215
      @nadersaid2215 2 роки тому +4

      I don’t know what that is

    • @pengil3
      @pengil3 2 роки тому +6

      @@nadersaid2215 people genetically modify plants to make them immune to weed killer.

    • @nadersaid2215
      @nadersaid2215 2 роки тому

      Oh no all the scientists are zombies and you don’t know anything about science stuff

  • @Soldier1287
    @Soldier1287 5 років тому +446

    “That chicken’s got a grenade...”
    oldschool remembers.

    • @Gnerf
      @Gnerf 5 років тому +2

      Lol

  • @googan1644
    @googan1644 4 роки тому +1294

    Tabbes: It's important to stay positive!
    Also Tabbes: *Assumes worst case scenario of a zombie apocalypse*

  • @grinmace4834
    @grinmace4834 5 років тому +4133

    Tabbes: Nobody will have a hazmat suit siting around in their room
    Me: *Sweats nervously*

    • @White_Recluse
      @White_Recluse 5 років тому +125

      Why do you have a hazmat suit?

    • @bandit2777
      @bandit2777 5 років тому +62

      listen @the coolman idc y u got a hazmat suit u still GOTTA GET IT

    • @mkdrifty4044
      @mkdrifty4044 5 років тому +34

      Look if you have your gonna make it trust me

    • @everyone343
      @everyone343 5 років тому +64

      @@White_Recluse wh-what.. i dont have one. I-its not like i need them for human experiments in my secret lab-

    • @Jonnell01
      @Jonnell01 5 років тому +31

      @@everyone343 cursed comment

  • @ratpope3141
    @ratpope3141 2 роки тому +40

    this woman never fails to make me laugh

  • @theamazingannikag3150
    @theamazingannikag3150 3 роки тому +615

    This is why I did archery when I was 9. That bow in my room is still there waiting to be used...

    • @iamoriginal1
      @iamoriginal1 3 роки тому +4

      Oh

    • @iamoriginal1
      @iamoriginal1 3 роки тому +4

      Ok

    • @Phoenix_7789
      @Phoenix_7789 3 роки тому +8

      i suggest a crossbow more than a bow a bow isnt as effective

    • @uselessperson2253
      @uselessperson2253 3 роки тому +15

      @@Phoenix_7789 but a bow is cooler

    • @Phoenix_7789
      @Phoenix_7789 3 роки тому +11

      @@uselessperson2253 yes but a bow takes a lot of energy to pull back secondly you have to hold it in that position for a while a crossbow is ready to shoot and is at a controlled shot after shooting a bow a few times your arm could get tired after shooting a crossbow a couple hundred times you would get tired also crossbows are pretty cool

  • @juniphoe
    @juniphoe 4 роки тому +1858

    Tabbes predicting Gen Z’s attitude towards the virus: “haha. No more school, no more work, oh it’s gonna get lit now”

    • @spidrboy5280
      @spidrboy5280 4 роки тому +26

      Reagan Weldon I read this comment as she said it lol

    • @kururei9722
      @kururei9722 4 роки тому +2

      Emerald Papke bope, i love school too, promise ya.. i miss it

    • @idiot5292
      @idiot5292 4 роки тому +4

      Reagan Weldon I’m 12 I didn’t think that it’s a pandemic and I still have school I just do it at home now

    • @jamescline2578
      @jamescline2578 4 роки тому +6

      Ummm... Unfortunately, that is not the case schools are using zoom to do school :(

    • @qobliin9447
      @qobliin9447 4 роки тому

      Reagan Weldon well that was my reaction but ok-
      😭

  • @ivieillustrations3654
    @ivieillustrations3654 5 років тому +4858

    “if you want to die, you want to die gloriously.”
    no, i just want to stop waking up.
    for all of you asking, yes i’m okay. thank you for your concern but it was really just a joke☺️

  • @llamaofthewest9389
    @llamaofthewest9389 Рік тому +19

    A zombie apocalypse would be horrible, but simultaneously hilarious due to the Wallace and Grommet shenanigans people would most likely pull to survive.

  • @cinnamon_coco14
    @cinnamon_coco14 5 років тому +493

    Is making a giant, human sized hamster ball covered externally in spikes and internally with pillows a viable temporary solution?

    • @Samuel-ir3kg
      @Samuel-ir3kg 5 років тому +19

      Affirmative

    • @coraldiamond1922
      @coraldiamond1922 5 років тому +26

      Bookish_Stargazer 14 I doubt it. Unless you plan on using it on open countryside type land then chances are it’s not going to work. Certainly won’t work in cities or any built up areas unless the roads are clear of obstacles like abandoned cars etc.

    • @probablytired5658
      @probablytired5658 5 років тому +3

      Bish yes

    • @Bluemage286
      @Bluemage286 5 років тому +3

      Yes

    • @carloburton6626
      @carloburton6626 5 років тому +1

      Bookish_Stargazer 14 how do you see

  • @Lilajade20
    @Lilajade20 3 роки тому +707

    the fact that the team leader is shaggy makes me laugh so hard

    • @Ittlibawbisb
      @Ittlibawbisb 3 роки тому +10

      I’m going through all the comments and liking them and replying just to make someone’s day

    • @i-likespagetti
      @i-likespagetti 3 роки тому +4

      :DD

    • @KincaidCalder-vn6bo
      @KincaidCalder-vn6bo Рік тому +2

      He’ll just use .2% of his power to end all the zombies.

  • @cjsworld4341
    @cjsworld4341 4 роки тому +874

    “No one has armor in their closet”
    America: hold my beer
    *pumped up kicks plays*

    • @aphdinbadjokes7577
      @aphdinbadjokes7577 4 роки тому +10

      Wait... thats illegal

    • @Mrorgrama
      @Mrorgrama 4 роки тому +12

      HOL THE FUCKING FUCK UP A FUCKING MINUTE

    • @amyartlover
      @amyartlover 4 роки тому +7

      Hold up...

    • @SlightlyEgotistical
      @SlightlyEgotistical 4 роки тому +11

      ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP KICKS BETTER RUN, BETTER RUN, OUTRUN MY GUN

    • @wallbrains
      @wallbrains 3 роки тому +1

      “Hold my Coca Cola”

  • @Burritocat0
    @Burritocat0 11 місяців тому +23

    Its all fun and games until the zombie ignores cancer patients and goes after you💀

  • @shuliu4804
    @shuliu4804 5 років тому +614

    Top ten cursed images: an almost animated intro

  • @zduh125
    @zduh125 5 років тому +3442

    "who knows if zombies can live underwater"
    *me immediately thinks of drowned zombies in minecraft*

  • @ozzygato7
    @ozzygato7 4 роки тому +263

    What We Wanted: A Zombie Apocalypse
    What We Get: Toilet Paper Rampage

    • @arandomperson128
      @arandomperson128 4 роки тому +2

      tru tru

    • @gargamel679
      @gargamel679 4 роки тому +2

      what i wanted: zombie toilet paper rampage in Iran while US air force carpet bombs the area with napalm

    • @sammymankind8790
      @sammymankind8790 4 роки тому

      My fault dacian is talk about zombie apocalypse last night but it's not going to happen

  • @Mr.Almonds
    @Mr.Almonds 5 місяців тому +2

    This was hilarious and surprisingly informative, Tabbes! Your unique take on surviving a zombie apocalypse had me laughing out loud. The animations and your commentary make even the end of the world seem like a fun adventure. Keep up the awesome work! Also, I personally would become a mattress turtle during the zombie apocalypse.

  • @savvyjmay8028
    @savvyjmay8028 5 років тому +1427

    “Get a guy to do karate.”
    Me: *looks in the corner of my room and sees my sparring equipment, black belt certificate, and bow staff*
    Me: I’m too lazy

    • @Ryan-rp9hi
      @Ryan-rp9hi 5 років тому +33

      Yeah lol im brown belt and im low key *fat*

    • @fzeroacer1836
      @fzeroacer1836 5 років тому +5

      i love your pfp

    • @vivious_
      @vivious_ 5 років тому +4

      k

    • @_e_3190
      @_e_3190 5 років тому +4

      Ryzze same but I'm not fat I'm lazy

    • @Rose-tm2ub
      @Rose-tm2ub 5 років тому +2

      Yea, I'm going for my black belt in September, and I am also like away too lazy

  • @wellsilver3972
    @wellsilver3972 4 роки тому +475

    "Guns are gonna alert zombies"
    Solution: guns with silencers or...
    MORE. GUNS.

    • @mlilyofthevalley
      @mlilyofthevalley 4 роки тому +2

      Silecersare pretty dangerous.

    • @wellsilver3972
      @wellsilver3972 4 роки тому +4

      @@mlilyofthevalley get outta here silencers are cool because they dont make my ears hurt

    • @adamnour5252
      @adamnour5252 3 роки тому +3

      What about grenades

    • @travisgangster3593
      @travisgangster3593 3 роки тому +2

      What about miniguns

    • @jccmjt0833
      @jccmjt0833 3 роки тому +4

      there actually called suppresser's and they still make a lot of noise its not like the movies

  • @yorukaadams940
    @yorukaadams940 5 років тому +2949

    Imagine all those people running around wearing mattresses.

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 5 років тому +32

      Imagine all the people living for today

    • @autumnrose9655
      @autumnrose9655 5 років тому +44

      But the mattress would be so heavy! I’m too outta shape to survive!

    • @jenniflower6569
      @jenniflower6569 5 років тому +20

      I'm so weak I'd fall without taking a first step

    • @dragonking972
      @dragonking972 5 років тому +4

      your missing the point if they get infected there just free targets at that point

    • @rui7759
      @rui7759 5 років тому +3

      Maui Randall I sang that song with my friend for a talent show

  • @Prince_Xingqiu
    @Prince_Xingqiu 2 роки тому +24

    4:53 To all those saying "well what about suppressants?" that will help with the noise, but you'll still have a limited amount of ammo, and this isn't like in games, zombies don't drop loot for you

    • @gertrude1585
      @gertrude1585 Рік тому

      hijack ammunition factory, get yourself a few hundred people and a milice, privatise coal mine, metallurgy facilities, build heavely defended armorded train and repair vehicule linked to all part of your empire

    • @The-big-cheese645
      @The-big-cheese645 5 місяців тому +2

      Suppressants reduce sound, not making it completly silent.
      The firearm would still be very loud
      You do bring up a good point tho

  • @Nobody44112
    @Nobody44112 5 років тому +323

    Zombie apocalypse: *Starts*
    The quiet kid, Florida man and Left 4 Dead players: Its showtime.

    • @barrelsofwaste7658
      @barrelsofwaste7658 5 років тому +5

      And the fat kid becomes bait

    • @ScoutTheSpartan
      @ScoutTheSpartan 5 років тому

      If there’s one person I want on my team it’s coach cuz he is a zombie expert

    • @alfeas6728
      @alfeas6728 5 років тому +3

      Don’t forget you PE teachers’ grandma

    • @astlari
      @astlari 5 років тому

      Dying light**

    • @user-rv3nv7ov7i
      @user-rv3nv7ov7i 5 років тому

      @@ScoutTheSpartan bill u mean he's a veteran so he experienced in gun

  • @jovanekiii
    @jovanekiii 5 років тому +931

    *"Can we get an F for Pedro or a moment of silence for him."*
    Thank you.

  • @chaotic_enby2625
    @chaotic_enby2625 5 років тому +171

    "Now hold still! Can't you see I'm trying to cut your arm off?!" - Tabbes, 2020

  • @brickthecreator777
    @brickthecreator777 Рік тому +7

    Imagine In a actual zombie apocalypse a youtuber just runs around in a medieval Armour and shield wielding thy big sword and bow and arrow.

  • @catvomitt25
    @catvomitt25 3 роки тому +2982

    Tabbes: “If an apocalypse ever goes down..”
    Covid “Yes... IF...”

    • @theghost_3j
      @theghost_3j 3 роки тому +31

      What I was thinking

    • @wolfykid9722
      @wolfykid9722 3 роки тому +56

      When i was 7 me and my friend made a zombie survival kit made of :
      A flashlight camouflage pants and shirt like 2 packs of cookies and a multi tool
      I didn't know why I needed cookies but I guess I did

    • @CrackerStackerStudios
      @CrackerStackerStudios 3 роки тому +16

      @@wolfykid9722 that's so clever and creative. I hope you don't mind me getting inspired by your idea, im gonna make one too!

    • @The.Weird.Swiftie.11
      @The.Weird.Swiftie.11 3 роки тому +12

      @@wolfykid9722 your kidding… YOU DONT KNOW WHY YOU NEED COOKIES!!! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!

    • @nyx-edits3935
      @nyx-edits3935 3 роки тому +7

      @@The.Weird.Swiftie.11 for food of course

  • @axenmeister5370
    @axenmeister5370 5 років тому +1632

    “if you want to die, you want to die gloriously.”
    no, you just turn the inside pain into outside pain like me :)

    • @chlozentimes
      @chlozentimes 5 років тому +4

      AxenMeister XD Bruh

    • @memetos9375
      @memetos9375 5 років тому +7

      *K*

    • @freyaisalive
      @freyaisalive 5 років тому +2

      Babiker Farah Omg just don’t talk about that.

    • @Funnydoc
      @Funnydoc 5 років тому +3

      Stariiz fuck off

    • @Funnydoc
      @Funnydoc 5 років тому +15

      We don’t think your cool because you’re edgy

  • @warsaweagle2075
    @warsaweagle2075 4 роки тому +5093

    6 months in the future and this actually is useful

    • @datpoptart6330
      @datpoptart6330 4 роки тому +128

      Hmmm i mean corona apparently messes with your cerebrospinal fluid so idk maaaaan and china seems to be shitting out diseases like every month or thats what the news websites have been saying

    • @Creepo_J
      @Creepo_J 4 роки тому +22

      👀

    • @Creepo_J
      @Creepo_J 4 роки тому +40

      I was low-key thinking of using a matress

    • @Yrbestbrojj
      @Yrbestbrojj 4 роки тому +15

      Thats *LEGIT*

    • @Nagit0Komaeda
      @Nagit0Komaeda 4 роки тому +21

      Corona infected/zombies

  • @movedchannels9470
    @movedchannels9470 5 років тому +822

    I was waiting for the cheerleader say:
    *" We should go to a strip club and take all the liquor. Just sayin'. "*

    • @MamaWheelz
      @MamaWheelz 5 років тому +3

      What strip club has liquor? The laws around where I live prohibit sale of alcohol anywhere there's live nudity.

    • @fancymudkipz9613
      @fancymudkipz9613 5 років тому +4

      Kris Woods In what state?

    • @MJFallout
      @MJFallout 5 років тому +8

      @@MamaWheelz Conclusion: You live in a sucky ass place.

    • @glob5205
      @glob5205 5 років тому

      @@MamaWheelz Usually they aren't fully nude.

    • @MamaWheelz
      @MamaWheelz 5 років тому

      @@fancymudkipz9613 Tennessee

  • @fmor2779
    @fmor2779 4 роки тому +827

    Here watching this in case Coronavirus evolves into a zombie virus.

  • @Yoshi-lp2ts
    @Yoshi-lp2ts 5 років тому +370

    Christmas and New Years: happen
    Tabbes: makes a zombie apocalypse video
    Christmas and New Years: am I a joke to you

  • @victore8342
    @victore8342 2 роки тому +3

    Max Brooks' Zombie Survival Guide is the most complete and comprehensive guides available for Zombie apocalypse

  • @bruh-qm8hh
    @bruh-qm8hh 5 років тому +2014

    "Winner gets the last twinkie"
    **Tallahassee joins the chat**

    • @multiverseman4017
      @multiverseman4017 5 років тому +16

      Yep....

    • @Louk_00
      @Louk_00 5 років тому +5

      *Joey Chesnut joined the chat*

    • @knockoutkase3481
      @knockoutkase3481 5 років тому +4

      y e s

    • @DEUSDEUSDEUS777
      @DEUSDEUSDEUS777 5 років тому +15

      *i see you're a man of culture aswell*

    • @ZomBunnie2001
      @ZomBunnie2001 5 років тому +8

      Yaaaaaaasss another fan of that movie franchise
      I can't wait untile and my mom are finally able to see double tap

  • @beezeu4762
    @beezeu4762 5 років тому +283

    Zombie apocalypse: is happening
    Me: Oh frick ye let's get em Tabbes

    • @beezeu4762
      @beezeu4762 5 років тому +1

      Thx for the like dude

    • @vivious_
      @vivious_ 5 років тому +1

      yea

    • @beezeu4762
      @beezeu4762 5 років тому +1

      I wake up in the morning and I look at this comment 307 likes me: omg thx guys

    • @vivious_
      @vivious_ 5 років тому +1

      @@beezeu4762 yea

  • @Blue_Nova3031
    @Blue_Nova3031 5 років тому +479

    Omg imagine a vegan zombie
    “No, I’m not going to eat this humans brains.....”
    Goes and eats a f-ing tree

    • @m.ssy_zolo4423
      @m.ssy_zolo4423 5 років тому +12

      😂 I would laugh if I seen a vegan zombie lmao

    • @joelhoon1707
      @joelhoon1707 5 років тому

      Hazelnut*

    • @elaineloy8552
      @elaineloy8552 5 років тому +8

      If all zombies were vegan I would give them hamburger

    • @gachafall3186
      @gachafall3186 5 років тому +4

      Now I wish everyone was vegan

    • @davidtitanium22
      @davidtitanium22 5 років тому +6

      *plot twist*
      Trees turn into giant zombie treeants wreaking havoc and spreading zombification through pollens or something

  • @facundo_Larco
    @facundo_Larco 2 роки тому +3

    4:50 but there are silencers for pistols, hunting rifles, assault rifles even for shotguns and as grenades you could use Molotov cocktails they are easy to make

  • @captainscrib8413
    @captainscrib8413 4 роки тому +413

    Zombie Apocalypse: (happens)
    Tabbes: "my time has come"

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 4 роки тому +2

      I want to know more about Amazon Storage Headquarters and such.
      Where are they?
      And more importantly, how do they look inside and what do they have?
      I don't have to take a Guess when opening Boxes i hope?

    • @elyay7203
      @elyay7203 4 роки тому +1

      Send shivers down my spine

    • @itsthereallucas464
      @itsthereallucas464 4 роки тому +1

      @@slevinchannel7589 what tf

    • @davidbadea1791
      @davidbadea1791 4 роки тому +1

      HALLELUIAH

  • @ummrawr1987
    @ummrawr1987 4 роки тому +316

    Tabbes: I don’t think zombies can swim
    Zombies with floaties: you underestimate my power

    • @bockqses
      @bockqses 4 роки тому +2

      Umm Rawr? Just get some pea pods and lily pads

    • @rexcake
      @rexcake 4 роки тому +5

      drowned : am I a joke to you?

    • @jovieleeguillergan6209
      @jovieleeguillergan6209 4 роки тому +1

      Lol use pea shooters,somecelp,and Lily pads,and memes

  • @caslikesdinos599
    @caslikesdinos599 3 роки тому +438

    “Obviously you wanna bring your family and friends” friends? Yes okay they strong at. Family? Yeah I don’t wanna die as soon as it starts

    • @thejokeraintnotlying.5804
      @thejokeraintnotlying.5804 3 роки тому +5

      Yeah: I got 4 sisters and 1 brother

    • @i-likespagetti
      @i-likespagetti 3 роки тому +2

      they on their own :D
      I am leaving they are dead if they wanna be dead
      I'll be digging my grave

    • @ARandomUser6969
      @ARandomUser6969 3 роки тому +3

      my father id honestly would just say fuck it as hes incapable of walking without a walker with wheels on it due to multiple surgeries, my mother maybe able to adapt but is the weakest link with a chance of survival. And ugh, one of my sisters is just annoying, id say get away if they decided something like idk "coming over".

    • @dhaveagoodday9571
      @dhaveagoodday9571 3 роки тому

      my mom used to be a medic so i think im fine

  • @TheRealZombieWizard
    @TheRealZombieWizard 3 місяці тому +1

    (“Breaking News - it’s a Zombie Apocalypse!”)
    *looks at the time*
    “I’ll deal with it in a minute… I’m going back to bed.”

  • @KayosLF
    @KayosLF 4 роки тому +755

    Tabbes, my dude, you are NOT Leafy. Do not go missing for 2 years.

  • @FightCain
    @FightCain 5 років тому +259

    “When the apocalypse happened,
    It wasn’t like Left 4 Dead...
    The other three pals? They used to be human.”

  • @xnaye7742
    @xnaye7742 4 роки тому +613

    Everyone: Running and trying to be safe
    Me and the bois: Steals a combat jet.

  • @ThatReplyGuy
    @ThatReplyGuy Рік тому +4

    Tabbes has been watching Zom-100 lately....wait, this came out three years ago? Fuuuuuuck I late.

  • @badcompany00
    @badcompany00 5 років тому +573

    “Who knows if zombies can live underwater?”
    **vietnam flashbacks to drowned attacks**

    • @aditor_
      @aditor_ 5 років тому +22

      everybody gangsta till they see "Zombie Converted To Drowned" in the subtitles.

    • @vivious_
      @vivious_ 5 років тому +3

      @@aditor_ Narrator Off

    • @pardypawsuwu5376
      @pardypawsuwu5376 5 років тому +4

      * Sad Minecraft Drowned noise *

    • @mingimoungo4236
      @mingimoungo4236 5 років тому +1

      PardyPaws UwU 😂

    • @Quidney
      @Quidney 5 років тому

      @@aditor_ I though I was the only one using Subtitles

  • @Fishleyz
    @Fishleyz 4 роки тому +493

    "Of course i had to be born in the generation that decides to end"
    This is the most accurate thing ive heard in my entire life

  • @JohnDolehi
    @JohnDolehi 4 роки тому +196

    quiet kid: **starts roasting class bully**
    Everyone else in the classroom:
    8:09

    • @ultraytplays
      @ultraytplays 4 роки тому +6

      hahahhahahahhaha

    • @johnbigwick3027
      @johnbigwick3027 4 роки тому +11

      Never roasted the class bully but I did roast the annoying kid.

    • @katsukisleftcoochielip
      @katsukisleftcoochielip 4 роки тому +5

      Anyone else that one quiet kid in class? For some reason, a lot of people think us quiet kids will become school shooters one day and it's hella annoying

  • @Jaime-mn9ti
    @Jaime-mn9ti 5 місяців тому +2

    Wear lethal gloves to protect ur hands, jeans for ur legs and some jockey wear for ur chest, also rip Pedro :(

  • @dencio203
    @dencio203 5 років тому +469

    "What would you do in a zombies apocalypse?"
    Sounds to much like something danplan would do
    and we know what happened there...

    • @lolunknown9830
      @lolunknown9830 5 років тому +40

      Mcduck dude STEPHEN I MISS YOUUUU

    • @nateharris8690
      @nateharris8690 5 років тому +26

      The only place where Steven is normal.

    • @prideallyear8123
      @prideallyear8123 5 років тому +35

      Too soon man

    • @savage4749
      @savage4749 5 років тому +19

      Ah a man of culture i see

    • @Hazyla
      @Hazyla 5 років тому +7

      Nate Harris not normal, it’s just another one of his dharacters

  • @SCP-ThePlagueDoctor-hf6fw
    @SCP-ThePlagueDoctor-hf6fw 4 роки тому +658

    Pedro: **dead asf**
    Cheerleader: *Lets get some ikea hotdogs*

  • @GomirofWRA
    @GomirofWRA 5 років тому +1464

    Shock Twist: Biting Zombies turns them back to human.

    • @jamesazerbam74
      @jamesazerbam74 5 років тому +83

      uno reverse card

    • @nehy19
      @nehy19 5 років тому +74

      wait thats illegal

    • @jasonnolte5755
      @jasonnolte5755 5 років тому +7

      @@nehy19 is it tho?

    • @stonerexic
      @stonerexic 5 років тому +27

      zombies: you weren't supposed to do that

    • @nehy19
      @nehy19 5 років тому +2

      Jason Nolte its a meme 😂

  • @wrongagaingacha8834
    @wrongagaingacha8834 2 роки тому +6

    "Hold still! Can't you see I'm trying to cut your arm off???"
    😂😂😂

  • @colasap7367
    @colasap7367 4 роки тому +158

    "nobody has a suit of armour in their closet"
    swaggersouls: *nervous sweating*

  • @annassanity9953
    @annassanity9953 4 роки тому +273

    Zombie apocalypse: starts
    Me and my 8 years of Minecraft skills: *It’s Showtime*

  • @Stelly-v33
    @Stelly-v33 Місяць тому +1

    2:18 or just do what Phineas and Ferb did in the zombie apocalypse episode, wear all the rubber in your house

  • @R0siecozie
    @R0siecozie 3 роки тому +826

    "Just put it on max so they can fly all the way to Jersey"
    People in Jersey: Damn it

    • @tylernb5900
      @tylernb5900 3 роки тому +16

      Well I’m screwed

    • @VoteOrDie99
      @VoteOrDie99 3 роки тому +22

      Jersey being right next to NYC and Philly and being the most densely populated state in the US, we r fucked in a zombie apocalypse here

    • @iamoriginal1
      @iamoriginal1 3 роки тому +2

      @@VoteOrDie99 yeah I am in Australia

    • @nicoleschneider2639
      @nicoleschneider2639 3 роки тому +3

      Every single person in NYS: HAHAHA New Jersey got zombies

    • @beepboop5145
      @beepboop5145 3 роки тому +4

      ME in Jersey "E" I live here

  • @sir_t_dog
    @sir_t_dog 5 років тому +243

    "What would you do in a zombies apocalypse?"
    PvZ players: *The expert*

  • @acrhoo8870
    @acrhoo8870 5 років тому +181

    "Let's go to Disney land!!"
    Sooo like l4d2?
    Dark carnival?

  • @jimpostlethwait405
    @jimpostlethwait405 11 місяців тому +2

    ... They're right, I even picked how I'd go out!

  • @ginoforest9465
    @ginoforest9465 3 роки тому +854

    "of course i had to be born in the generation the world decides to end"
    me: *looks back at last year*
    also me: HA called it

  • @staceychild
    @staceychild 5 років тому +541

    *What if the Cheerleader dies?*
    We’re all friked now.

  • @cartoonmaster2401
    @cartoonmaster2401 5 років тому +491

    Why is it that whenever you post a video, I immediately think:
    "Oh good.......so she's not dead...yet."

  • @RoyalHAMM
    @RoyalHAMM 5 місяців тому +1

    This might be my real first I watched bec of me loving these vids where people say what they would do

  • @_maddie_1927
    @_maddie_1927 5 років тому +293

    pros of a zombie apocalypse: no school, free for all
    cons of a zombie apocalypse: ...may or may not die
    Gen Z: i see this as a win-win situation

    • @coraldiamond1922
      @coraldiamond1922 5 років тому +5

      Maddie_ Flowers only works for those who don’t like school.

    • @CyberXrossEntity
      @CyberXrossEntity 5 років тому +4

      In reality they may have a high chance of zombies with no mouth muscles so when they bite it would be like licking someone or be that guy and get a blow job from one

    • @carloburton6626
      @carloburton6626 5 років тому

      Coraldiamond 192 nobody likes school

    • @yhhuuddjjd5958
      @yhhuuddjjd5958 5 років тому

      @@carloburton6626 some people do like school, because sometimes there school environment is better then there home environment

    • @gumburgobek7785
      @gumburgobek7785 5 років тому +6

      @@yhhuuddjjd5958 in a zombie apocalypse you ain't gonna have a home pretty fast

  • @ratto751
    @ratto751 4 роки тому +307

    2020: *write that down. WRITE DAT DOWN!!!!*

    • @mlilyofthevalley
      @mlilyofthevalley 4 роки тому +2

      Nah, its almost 2021. 2020 is almost over, we have 6 more days

    • @Mrorgrama
      @Mrorgrama 4 роки тому +4

      @@mlilyofthevalley yeah....... 6 day apocalypse... yeah

    • @vist2439
      @vist2439 4 роки тому +9

      2021: "My goodness, what an idea, why didn't i think of that?"

    • @sunflowerrrrrrrrrrr
      @sunflowerrrrrrrrrrr 4 роки тому +1

      It's over!

    • @AmanduhFlawdHog
      @AmanduhFlawdHog 3 роки тому +1

      @@sunflowerrrrrrrrrrr um how do you know? it could be just as worse??

  • @Pepperbell101
    @Pepperbell101 2 роки тому +1219

    I feel like tabbes is the only UA-camr that can casually swear and is still monitized

  • @bmobob93821
    @bmobob93821 2 роки тому +3

    heres the actual way on how to survive a zombie acopalypse
    1. Plant
    2. Plant some more
    3. Wait
    4. ITS TIME FOR THE ULTIMATE BATTLE

    • @Brtalo
      @Brtalo 2 роки тому +1

      Watch out for a giant robot on your roof

  • @Jovan13579
    @Jovan13579 5 років тому +280

    We all know why she's back
    Rent is due.

  • @zayncuriosity23
    @zayncuriosity23 5 років тому +204

    “Hazmat cost more then your rent”
    “Your house still infected in a tent”

  • @fishycracker5246
    @fishycracker5246 5 років тому +227

    Strong man: WHY DID PEDRO DIEEEEEEEE
    Also Strong man: *slams strong hands on Pedro*
    Edit: I sounded kinda stupid 1 year ago

  • @NoCaffeine4Me
    @NoCaffeine4Me 3 місяці тому +2

    2:08 Imagine having only queen-sized bed mattresses 😭😭😭😭

  • @GkTriesToBeOk
    @GkTriesToBeOk 5 років тому +148

    *When a real apocalypse comes by*
    Tabbes : *ah shit, here we go again*

  • @LilPolvito
    @LilPolvito 4 роки тому +706

    Dont worry guys, Tabbes just went to get the milk... She’ll come back

    • @ۦۦٴۦۦ
      @ۦۦٴۦۦ 4 роки тому +14

      She did

    • @marinoanims9235
      @marinoanims9235 4 роки тому +11

      But when my dad went to get milk he never came back

    • @theguywithnoname6962
      @theguywithnoname6962 4 роки тому +3

      thats how my parents wanna pass away take a long walk to get milk...............

    • @rank1ng
      @rank1ng 4 роки тому +1

      theguywithnoname6 What My Mom Or Dad Went For Milk And He Came Back

    • @fluffskied
      @fluffskied 4 роки тому

      That’s what they said about gradeaundera

  • @exammole4545
    @exammole4545 5 років тому +488

    Ima list every type of person in a zombie movie
    1. The emotional baggage that is either depressed or keeps saying theres someone else to save.
    2. The unfazed protagonist that acts unnaturally calm throughout the movie.
    3. The steroid user thats most likely a bodybuilder which always wears a tank top.
    4. The guy that uses drugs, aka the most self aware person in the cast.
    5. The black one for that good old cast diversity who is also a really smart person.
    6. The first victim thats really forgettable and always trips. (Is most likely the black one but we make do.)
    7. The boomer.
    8. The barbie girl love intrest which is always a final girl for no reason.
    9. The zombies.
    10. The nerd that shows they have the skill to cure cancer.
    11. The psychopath that had the terrible backstory of their mum not letting them play fortnite.
    12. The useless one.
    13. The male or female model that surpasses the kardations.
    14. The romer. (Actually who the fuck this guy? Ask that person that suggested it in the reply section.)

    • @federalcasemaker
      @federalcasemaker 5 років тому +19

      So you keep on getting infected and "accidentally" curing yourself over and iver?

    • @meatballs7047
      @meatballs7047 5 років тому +47

      Dont forget the psychopath antagonist who thinks humans are the disease

    • @Ocer.
      @Ocer. 5 років тому +6

      ok

    • @pingustheiii9560
      @pingustheiii9560 5 років тому +6

      Ok

    • @8707taina
      @8707taina 5 років тому +1

      TRANZIT CREWWW!?!?

  • @Mothloverforever
    @Mothloverforever 11 місяців тому +1

    You make the zombie apocalypse sound fun

  • @angelicaesteves3833
    @angelicaesteves3833 4 роки тому +183

    i like how she closes her hand when Sakura comes up, we all know Sakura is just useless.

    • @Mr.Madame
      @Mr.Madame 4 роки тому +6

      That was pure sad

    • @lordbanetheplayer8844
      @lordbanetheplayer8844 4 роки тому

      *Sad Sakura noises*

    • @darksilverbeast6194
      @darksilverbeast6194 4 роки тому +1

      Genin Sakura? Ye. War arc Sakura? Maybe compared to the real powerhouses, but in our world? Psh she's s e t.
      But the picture was Genin version so rip

    • @InkyBlueberry
      @InkyBlueberry 4 роки тому +4

      imagine if Sakura from danganronpa was Sakura from naruto

    • @Mufflin
      @Mufflin 4 роки тому

      @@darksilverbeast6194 literally any ninja from Naruto would be the strongest being in our world.

  • @Stranger312656
    @Stranger312656 5 років тому +707

    "Dont use guns they're too loud"
    *LAUGHS IN AMERICAN*

    • @sherekafairweather1711
      @sherekafairweather1711 5 років тому +22

      *giggles in Jamaican*

    • @revan5815
      @revan5815 5 років тому +18

      In such a scenario swords and axes won't really be a wise option since you have to gat in real close, but with guns you could just use a suppresor

    • @spiderycider
      @spiderycider 5 років тому +14

      *snickers in american while pulling out a faqing rocket launcher*

    • @frederick_Grimm
      @frederick_Grimm 5 років тому +10

      *takes out silenced pistol* ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT!

    • @dustinw115
      @dustinw115 5 років тому +2

      Frederick_ FazbearYT I was thinking the same thing.