Michelle Wolf: Titanic Explains How White Women Are the Problem | Netflix Is A Joke

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  • @adams3627
    @adams3627 4 роки тому +3530

    "We work in YOUR HOUSE! Your son calls me Mom! Often!"

    • @deepinmind83
      @deepinmind83 4 роки тому +135

      Absolutely genius. It really turns our heads to see that women’s suffrage wasn’t just about women’s rights. It was about getting white women in the slave wage workforce too. Tricked ya!

    • @fakshen1973
      @fakshen1973 4 роки тому +106

      @@deepinmind83 It was about white women getting their share of the spoils and an economic upper hand in family relationships.

    • @JFLOJUDO
      @JFLOJUDO 4 роки тому +3

      I watched the video

    • @MsColl90
      @MsColl90 4 роки тому +4

      Who calls you mom Adam.

    • @ExeErdna
      @ExeErdna 4 роки тому +11

      @@deepinmind83 sufferage was about controlling men since the WHOLE reason to get women to vote was so they could vote on banning things that's how prohibition happened and sparked the whole war on drugs. It was a swerve from those rich white women towards all other women.

  • @PhoenixForceTravelAgency
    @PhoenixForceTravelAgency 4 роки тому +4015

    “Isn’t that like literally his whole job” 😂😂😂

    • @Backstreets247
      @Backstreets247 4 роки тому +50

      That's exactly how today's generation would behave..........trust me!

    • @virtualatheist
      @virtualatheist 4 роки тому +55

      @@Backstreets247 The sad thing is that if he didn't see it, the Titanic would have hit the iceberg square on and would probably have been fine. The ship veered off to avoid it and was hit bit an underwater "outcrop" of ice that punctured the weakest part of the hull. Ally that to the design flaws of internal bulkheads that didn't completed enclose various portions of the ship, there was nothing to stop water from taking the ship down.

    • @Backstreets247
      @Backstreets247 4 роки тому +2

      @@virtualatheist Makes sense!

    • @StephanFitzgeraldTay
      @StephanFitzgeraldTay 3 роки тому +4

      @@Backstreets247 Yeah, we would have... because it is his job.

    • @Backstreets247
      @Backstreets247 3 роки тому +1

      @@StephanFitzgeraldTay Yeah! That's what I'm about.............the attitude!

  • @micheles.1179
    @micheles.1179 3 роки тому +1015

    “We just want to be invited. Maybe do a little light decorating. Perhaps take it over completely.” LMAO

  • @grace7705
    @grace7705 4 роки тому +1965

    "We were the ones in four-post mahogany beds going, 'Sometimes things aren't fair for me!'" 😂

    • @nicoleoliver607
      @nicoleoliver607 4 роки тому +50

      I love the way she says that.

    • @LammasDeluge
      @LammasDeluge 3 роки тому +58

      When you keep most of the population poor, people will put up with being raped by their husbands as long as he's got enough money to keep them fed. That's not exactly comfort. Portrait of a Lady on Fire is a great portrayal of what it's like to choose between dying on the streets as a spinster who is not allowed to have a sustaining career and marrying a stranger who only wants you because you're pretty. I would rather die on the streets than be raped in a mahogany bed, but some women could handle it.

    • @Tinker-xr1gi
      @Tinker-xr1gi 3 роки тому +31

      @@LammasDeluge omg it’s COMEDY!! Relax you took this way too seriously hun 😂

    • @shawnclay4789
      @shawnclay4789 3 роки тому +28

      @@Tinker-xr1gi There's ALWAYS one pedantic, humorless person.

    • @SartorialDragon
      @SartorialDragon 3 роки тому +33

      Both positions are true.
      Just because there are hardships that one group faces doesn't mean they don't have privileges.
      Nobody is claiming that white women have it easy, they just don't have to deal with being affected by racism *on top* of being affected by sexism.

  • @1JayAkki
    @1JayAkki 4 роки тому +108

    "You have been sneaky little devils, tricksters even" 🤣

    • @magnolia8626
      @magnolia8626 2 роки тому

      Yes they have, my friend! Yes, they have.

    • @timfool
      @timfool 5 місяців тому

      You're a fcking idiot if you think this stupid woman is even remotely funny. Grow up chump

    • @haterade3.029
      @haterade3.029 4 місяці тому

      Learned it from non whites who did it all first

    • @haterade3.029
      @haterade3.029 4 місяці тому

      ​@@magnolia8626cry harder

  • @conancat
    @conancat 4 роки тому +4893

    "You can't blame me, I didn't do anything!"
    "...yes. Exactly."
    Calling out all the people who think not doing anything isn't doing something! Inaction is an action!

    • @JamesPerrone-qq1ph
      @JamesPerrone-qq1ph 4 роки тому +9

      What should they have done?

    • @Archone666
      @Archone666 4 роки тому +133

      @@JamesPerrone-qq1ph I think it's more a comment on the women who enjoyed the lives of privilege, who are now turning on the men. Ever watch a classic film, "Zorro: the Gay Blade?" At the climax the villain's wife abandons him as well... problem is, he might have been the one taxing and oppressing the people, but she was the one using the tax money for lavish parties to show off her jewelry.

    • @michaelgunn3033
      @michaelgunn3033 4 роки тому +12

      @Carlos Rodriguez WTF?!?!?

    • @michaelgunn3033
      @michaelgunn3033 4 роки тому +40

      @Carlos Rodriguez slave owners werent cruel?!?! The very act of owning other human is the definition of cruelty, if that's something that YOU don't get then you're an idiot

    • @conancat
      @conancat 4 роки тому +34

      @Carlos Rodriguez oh we understand, we just think you're crazy.
      If you're gonna pick and choose any point of time in the past and anywhere in the world to model your values today, why stop at 17th century Africa? Go back further in time during the feudal era, anyone who is not a noble are essentially slaves to the monarch! Did we forget the Great Roman Empire, slaves everywhere! Or let's do by the ancient Greeks, China or Egypt, have we forgotten about all the other slaves? Oh let's go back further, forget civilisation or living in a society, live in a cave my dude! Forget any rule of law and social contracts, the only thing that matters is SURVIVAL! Whatever you can make others do, you can do! What can be "too cruel" to the ancient cavemen, they don't even know what cruel means!
      Forget words, morals and ethics, be a caveman. Anything more is just "empathy gone stupid".

  • @zaramiller703
    @zaramiller703 4 роки тому +4938

    "This is the most random ocean."

    • @of.the.culture5783
      @of.the.culture5783 4 роки тому +2

      Ikkkkmkj mmm

    • @reyna7372
      @reyna7372 4 роки тому +2

      Gary Gumbs morning I would

    • @mitsuomits9077
      @mitsuomits9077 4 роки тому

      😄😄😄😄

    • @mitsuomits9077
      @mitsuomits9077 4 роки тому +45

      I would seat here and listen to all her millenial history women jokes😄😄😄

    • @sadrevolution
      @sadrevolution 4 роки тому +8

      Gotta say, this was my takeaway from the video.

  • @chrissiec2123
    @chrissiec2123 4 роки тому +1378

    “Your son calls me ‘Mom’ often!”- Oh boy, that was *too* real.

    • @Tapiokapuddin
      @Tapiokapuddin 4 роки тому +66

      I like when the white mom called the baby crying "yucky" lmao

    • @blackawana
      @blackawana 3 роки тому +22

      I've known some of these families...😢

    • @Ad1nfernum
      @Ad1nfernum 3 роки тому +7

      That was fantastic omg.

    • @TheBiggestMoronYouKnow
      @TheBiggestMoronYouKnow 2 роки тому

      Nooooooooooooooo

  • @mog7501
    @mog7501 3 роки тому +1618

    She's saying everything like jokes and in a light-hearted manner but she knows exactly what she's talking about. Great delivery and great points made.

    • @yessum15
      @yessum15 3 роки тому +4

      Settle down...

    • @GrimeBot-io7ho
      @GrimeBot-io7ho 3 роки тому +3

      No.

    • @estebansteverincon7117
      @estebansteverincon7117 2 роки тому +2

      Points.... but no actual solutions.

    • @munkqiking7207
      @munkqiking7207 2 роки тому +39

      @@estebansteverincon7117 At least shes talking about it. Alot of people wont even acknowledge that these issues exist.
      And as they say, the first step to recovery is admitting the problem

    • @GreggyAck
      @GreggyAck 2 роки тому +17

      It's almost like she's a stand-up comedian.

  • @chococandygirl15
    @chococandygirl15 4 роки тому +1085

    I can’t believe Michelle didn’t use “ride or bye” such a missed opportunity

  • @Overton_Windows
    @Overton_Windows 4 роки тому +4736

    The small pox blankets being a women’s idea is brilliant. “It has mean girls written all over it!”

    • @reformationinc.3376
      @reformationinc.3376 4 роки тому +8

      @Nick Smith
      If an idea doesn't get promoted from theorerical in 5 years, it should NOT be taught as the going assumption.

    • @tompalmer5986
      @tompalmer5986 4 роки тому +44

      Whether it really happened or not, I was offended by her making light of mass murder and genocide. I'm only 1/8 Indian, and that bothered me. There was a lot of suffering involved.

    • @reformationinc.3376
      @reformationinc.3376 4 роки тому +20

      @@tompalmer5986
      Know your enemy

    • @austenhead5303
      @austenhead5303 4 роки тому +52

      @@tompalmer5986 What? Too soon?

    • @Photologistic
      @Photologistic 4 роки тому +22

      Tom Palmer - So am I, it was a joke, and a completely obvious one at that.

  • @michikomanalang6733
    @michikomanalang6733 4 роки тому +184

    “We couldn’t! Our arms!” Why was that part so good 😂

  • @GBullockNC
    @GBullockNC 4 роки тому +565

    She snuck a LOT of real shit in there in that five minutes. I don’t think they caught it all

    • @Capjedi
      @Capjedi 3 роки тому +12

      Yeah, like the fact that the history of slavery in America is mostly about keeping your white woman happy! That's factual. That's honesty.

    • @DR-nh6oo
      @DR-nh6oo 3 роки тому

      Andrew Flowers Yeah, well except they fucked that up as well!

    • @the-based-jew6872
      @the-based-jew6872 3 роки тому

      @@DR-nh6oo so did the blks

    • @robaquarian
      @robaquarian 3 місяці тому

      She assumes that most white women are rich . In there nice houses with their servants. Most white men do not have any power. Woke people have never heard of class oppression. They see everything through the lens of race and gender.

    • @robaquarian
      @robaquarian 2 місяці тому

      We? Collective guilt? I'm white and none of my ancestors owned slaves or killed native americans. Even if they did i'm still not responsible.
      If you are for collective guilt then collective pride should be valid too. Those white people and their medicine, electricity, cars, ...
      She has no conception of class. Makes it sound like most white people have been rich with their black servants. Most of the people who have fought for human rights have been white. Go to most of the non white countries in the world. See how they treat women and gays.
      "I m a self hating white person that makes me morally superior. "

  • @TD-ug4mg
    @TD-ug4mg 3 роки тому +115

    Air conditioned oppression might be the best thing I've heard in a long time

  • @eliyahubenysrael6272
    @eliyahubenysrael6272 2 роки тому +25

    "So you just didnt see it?"
    "Lets give them blankets...so they'll think we're friends..." 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @LDFHollister
    @LDFHollister 4 роки тому +6885

    Forget Drunk History, I want Michelle's Millenial History

    • @geoffreyokrongly916
      @geoffreyokrongly916 4 роки тому +84

      I would watch that.

    • @avikash7620
      @avikash7620 4 роки тому +93

      Millennial Drunk History where a bunch of millennials had waaaay to many mimosas and started arguing about history 😆

    • @jawsch
      @jawsch 4 роки тому +37

      @@avikash7620 Only if it's locally sourced, organic OJ of course. And maybe offer sugar-free, some of us are watching our calorie intake.

    • @kelseycoca
      @kelseycoca 4 роки тому +15

      I'd watch that

    • @chubbubdreamer6904
      @chubbubdreamer6904 4 роки тому +12

      Totally watch that.

  • @TragoudistrosMPH
    @TragoudistrosMPH 4 роки тому +4823

    White Women: We want jobs!
    Black Women: We have those...in your homes...
    Is it on fire in here, or is it just Michelle's writing?

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 4 роки тому +120

      That was the point of "The Help" (book and movie).

    • @SovereignStatesman
      @SovereignStatesman 4 роки тому +50

      White women wanted jobs OUTSIDE of domestic service, they already had that.

    • @jamesrogers1123
      @jamesrogers1123 4 роки тому +3

      Uhh

    • @TragoudistrosMPH
      @TragoudistrosMPH 4 роки тому +134

      @@SovereignStatesman I also tend to enjoy (over) analyzing things😛, but yes, non-domestic work was the main goal, but this joke aims at the often neglected difference in how it actually affected women of different races differently...
      White and non-white women wanted non-domestic work options, but the important differences (to non-white women) were the point of this joke.
      Ironically, you're repeating that neglect by moving past those differences onto the concerns of the majority 😋
      (still genuinely interesting to think about, even if it's over a joke)

    • @TragoudistrosMPH
      @TragoudistrosMPH 4 роки тому +24

      @ryan norris that's sadly quite insane.
      On a side note, why would I hate my own δεν καταλάβαινες Ελληνικά...
      Majority is math, there are more. I'm a statistician and could have said Mode :P
      You harbour quite a lot of negative emotion if that's your interpretation. Evil?
      The joke was very specific to women's rights in the US. You've gone off the rails.
      A side bit of info: minorities deal with majorities more often than majorities deal with minorities (simple probability and reality), minorities are exposed to the majority and get to see a wide range of the majority population (racial, religious, cultural etc) and dealing with a majority for so long in addition to their own minority, they rarely develop generalized feelings about any majority. Why? Because they deal with a lot of different ones on a regular basis, so it's harder to harbour stereotypes.

  • @Star7829
    @Star7829 4 роки тому +564

    😂😂🤣😂 I literally cried tears laughing when she started the "lifeboat" conversations.. I just can't.... the fact she stated "This is the most random ocean" as if massive bodies of water are so predictable. That was pure gold!!!

    • @Backstreets247
      @Backstreets247 4 роки тому

      At that point.........you would want even their lifeboats to sink!

    • @negativeindustrial
      @negativeindustrial 2 роки тому

      This actually made you laugh audibly? How?

    • @FreePercussion
      @FreePercussion 2 роки тому +1

      @@negativeindustrial I was laughing so loudly I was worried about waking the kids in the other room

    • @negativeindustrial
      @negativeindustrial 2 роки тому

      @@FreePercussion
      You must be the type of person who claps happily when you hear you’ll be needing a colonoscopy.

    • @FreePercussion
      @FreePercussion 2 роки тому +5

      @@negativeindustrial LMAO. Hey, I hear the drugs are pretty good at least...

  • @thatspandas3377
    @thatspandas3377 3 роки тому +44

    “It’s almost impossible to start a revolution from underneath a duvet”
    Girl knows that is almost for a reason!

  • @lisaperez8276
    @lisaperez8276 4 роки тому +32

    “We love being parts of stuff”😂😂😂

  • @jimmysurvivor
    @jimmysurvivor 4 роки тому +635

    “This is the most random ocean” 😂😂😂omg

  • @shatterjack
    @shatterjack 4 роки тому +956

    IT'S HARD TO START A REVOLUTION FROM UNDER A DUVET
    looks good on a poster :D

    • @pseudonayme7717
      @pseudonayme7717 4 роки тому +5

      I read your comment in total symphony with Michelle as she said it 😂

    • @GermAntibody
      @GermAntibody 4 роки тому +8

      We could print it on a duvet, even

    • @ThexDynastxQueen
      @ThexDynastxQueen 4 роки тому +3

      Thats why there are protests during a global pandemic. If you just kept most people in comfort we would've continued to accept our air conditioned oppression but nooo.

    • @mrsaye499
      @mrsaye499 4 роки тому +1

      Isn't that what Lennon and Ono tried to do?

    • @user-si3gu8pm6j
      @user-si3gu8pm6j 3 роки тому

      Aimee Allen ‘Revolution’

  • @johndeopaduaART
    @johndeopaduaART 4 роки тому +2984

    Those women who never tasted struggle but the loudest are losing their sht rn

    • @TheDirthound
      @TheDirthound 4 роки тому +142

      Yes they are!!! Since when are (white) women the poster children for what is fair and just and who gave them the bull horn to speak for all those who have been discriminated against?!

    • @thatguybutitsactuallyagirl5384
      @thatguybutitsactuallyagirl5384 4 роки тому +77

      It IS struggle if you are forced to do things you do not want to do just because society says so. White women were oppressed in their own ways! All oppression IS oppression.

    • @josuem7398
      @josuem7398 4 роки тому +194

      @@thatguybutitsactuallyagirl5384 Many if not most of a white woman's oppression was removed decades ago. Society adores white feminine traits both physical and characteristically. Colored women are forced to meet a white woman's appearance to be seen as "professional". Men of color have been brainwashed to prefer white women's physical traits. Examples can be found within American culture but I think the best examples come from foreigners who move to America. They come with pre conceived notions that white = better. This regressive and oppressive thinking has been propagated and spoon fed into everything America touches.

    • @yes-gm5ts
      @yes-gm5ts 4 роки тому +27

      @@thatguybutitsactuallyagirl5384 Whoosh

    • @yes-gm5ts
      @yes-gm5ts 4 роки тому +9

      @Jason Cougar whoosh

  • @franfabian-moore5183
    @franfabian-moore5183 2 роки тому +6

    "It's almost impossible to start a revolution from under a duvet!" 🤣

  • @vkb9013
    @vkb9013 4 роки тому +793

    Michele Wolff is hands-down one of the most talented comics of our generation if for nothing else than the fact that she delivers some of the most incisive social commentary without being overbearing or belabored about it. On top of that, she clearly has a remarkable conviction and courage few people have, particularly with respect to challenging authority figures, as we saw in 2018. Her WHCD set didn’t shy away for one moment from calling out much of the press‘s complicity and hypocrisy in bemoaning Trumpism while profiting handsomely from the book sales, TV viewership surge, attention-grabbing headlines, etc. that it has afforded them.
    And amen to more of Michelle‘s millennial history.

    • @TheKellendras
      @TheKellendras 4 роки тому +4

      She's brilliant

    • @TaharkahX
      @TaharkahX 4 роки тому +6

      I wouldn't go that far. She's great though.

    • @oskeboy
      @oskeboy 4 роки тому

      haha funny:D

    • @GiacomoJimmi
      @GiacomoJimmi 3 роки тому +3

      @Ra Li Nope, it’s yours.

    • @jimmyjimmy1601
      @jimmyjimmy1601 3 роки тому +4

      @Ra Li I just wanted to see for myself how bad it was. She didn't disappoint.

  • @realm8286
    @realm8286 4 роки тому +2124

    Michelle "the unwhitest white woman ever" Wolf

    • @lionofapollo4636
      @lionofapollo4636 4 роки тому +13

      Shes not white yo

    • @shannonmullett8809
      @shannonmullett8809 4 роки тому

      No.

    • @rachelfox8108
      @rachelfox8108 4 роки тому +250

      @@lionofapollo4636 No, she's white. She's been mistaken for African American because of her skin colour and hair texture, but she's white and considers herself as such. (Her hair texture is actually not uncommon if you've got Scottish and/or Irish heritage).

    • @decembersveryown5935
      @decembersveryown5935 4 роки тому +52

      She is white.

    • @SRosenberg203
      @SRosenberg203 4 роки тому +62

      @@rachelfox8108 Yeah she's got the same hair as the main character in Brave lol

  • @naomisalama4419
    @naomisalama4419 4 роки тому +792

    Currently watching this while breastfeeding in a closet. 🤣

    • @kenleycares
      @kenleycares 4 роки тому +3

      🤭🤭💗🌼

    • @treacherousjslither6920
      @treacherousjslither6920 4 роки тому +20

      Women should be allowed to breastfeed in public. And I should be allowed to stare at them while they do it 😛

    • @wafae6552
      @wafae6552 4 роки тому +32

      @@treacherousjslither6920 you little pervert 🤣

    • @blankshaliburton277
      @blankshaliburton277 4 роки тому

      I can’t believe Michelle didn’t use “ride or bye” such a missed opportunity

    • @willirazl5526
      @willirazl5526 4 роки тому +1

      Why in a closet ? Where were you?

  • @marcappiah6862
    @marcappiah6862 3 роки тому +170

    This woman runs 50 mile monster marathons: she says she's obsessed with being the best, and it shows; she single-handedly ended comedic invites to the WHCA dinner by roasting EVERYBODY with malicious intent. LOVE HER ❤ 😍

  • @ambassador8524
    @ambassador8524 2 роки тому +7

    “It’s almost impossible to start a revolution under a duvet.”

  • @gabesolomon4887
    @gabesolomon4887 4 роки тому +2859

    I was today years old when I learned Michelle Wolf was white.

    • @topgurl9313
      @topgurl9313 4 роки тому +178

      really?? She looks obviously white to me. Wild

    • @blujay1608
      @blujay1608 4 роки тому +95

      Did you mistake her for Michelle Obama???? lol

    • @MissApprehension
      @MissApprehension 4 роки тому +472

      Same! I thought she was mixed or something. I'm black so I have no excuse for this egregious error.

    • @MarkFilipAnthony
      @MarkFilipAnthony 4 роки тому +182

      Tan white?
      Lol, if we have to discuss a persons color before we treat a person with respect or no respect we know we're fucked as a culture

    • @ezzthemc
      @ezzthemc 4 роки тому +31

      You know, I vaguely remember her saying that she's black.

  • @marcusjackson3053
    @marcusjackson3053 4 роки тому +167

    Perhaps take it over completely....😂😂😂

  • @benjipendragon7598
    @benjipendragon7598 4 роки тому +829

    She has that almost unfunny awkward comedic timing. Its soooooo good.

    • @prachetasnayse9709
      @prachetasnayse9709 4 роки тому +63

      It’s her voice. I love it 😂

    • @a.m.m.4592
      @a.m.m.4592 4 роки тому +59

      Absolutely agree!!! She should be annoying and I know this, but she is funny as shit.

    • @047Kenny
      @047Kenny 4 роки тому +14

      It doesn’t settle with the crowd I think but I like it too

    • @robertocorti9845
      @robertocorti9845 2 роки тому +1

      True,the material mostly carries the delivery.

  • @thefudgems
    @thefudgems 4 роки тому +17

    I swear in my 11th grade AP history class we went over the titanic and a girl literally said EXACTLY like that “Likee,, how do you nott see a giant iceberrg.?” We all just stared at her and the teacher simply responded “night” and continued.

  • @fexbio
    @fexbio 3 роки тому +105

    You know she's great when people actually pay to hear her voice for an entire hour straight.

    • @CrtnyNicole
      @CrtnyNicole 3 роки тому +7

      Right?! 😂 she’s always kinda yelling, too

    • @lk969
      @lk969 2 роки тому +5

      Her voice isnt perfect but she is perfectly brilliant. Wonder what your voice is like.

    • @Heldarion
      @Heldarion Рік тому +1

      ​@@lk969even she acknowledges her voice isn't all that

    • @pennyo700
      @pennyo700 Рік тому +3

      Female Gilbert Gottfried

    • @MungoBungo00
      @MungoBungo00 2 місяці тому

      ​@@pennyo700holy shit.
      If they never appeared together i hope someone creates a deepfake of the two of them having a heated argument. That would be amazing.

  • @klaasinsession
    @klaasinsession 4 роки тому +752

    It's the millennial head tilt for me...its too accurate. We are entertaining trash!

    • @fakshen1973
      @fakshen1973 4 роки тому +20

      Never so many, have known so little, thinking they know so much.

    • @lazulin
      @lazulin 4 роки тому +6

      I thought the joke would have made more sense for a 20-yo gen Zer, not a 30-something millenial.

    • @xmilkshakesx
      @xmilkshakesx 4 роки тому

      Accurate 💕

    • @TheReddaredevil223
      @TheReddaredevil223 4 роки тому +15

      @@fakshen1973 Yeah that's how I feel about Boomers

    • @lk969
      @lk969 2 роки тому

      @@fakshen1973 right - that's why they are taking on climate change - bunch of know nothings lol.

  • @coena9377
    @coena9377 4 роки тому +340

    “It’s almost impossible to start a revolution from under a duvet”
    Especially if it has smallpox.

  • @erickruckenberg8716
    @erickruckenberg8716 4 роки тому +74

    Your son calls me mom often!
    Why did I almost die!?!? 🤣💀🤣💀🤣

    • @Fx2001x
      @Fx2001x 4 роки тому

      What did she mean by that?

    • @charnaeyoung9815
      @charnaeyoung9815 4 роки тому +15

      @@Fx2001x White women during slavery would have the black women help them give birth, then become a lifelong nanny. Often even breastfeed them. Imagine having a nanny that you could beat to do anything. These women would spend more time taking care of children that weren’t theirs rather than their own children.

    • @idontgiveafucc6797
      @idontgiveafucc6797 4 роки тому +3

      charnae young from slavery til like the 1970s pimpin 💯 both my grandmas where maids or mammies wateva u wanna call em

  • @IamRocque
    @IamRocque 4 роки тому +69

    She made so many valid points I love it and she put a comedic spin on reality

  • @stephiegee5416
    @stephiegee5416 11 місяців тому +1

    “I’m literally freezing…” 😂🤣😆

  • @hutch1197
    @hutch1197 4 роки тому +43

    "This is the most random ocean." Dying!

  • @GehennaGates
    @GehennaGates 4 роки тому +390

    She is hilarious. Gotta love it when the audience are a bunch of stuck ups.

    • @yes-gm5ts
      @yes-gm5ts 4 роки тому +25

      She had a fairly decent crowd here, not raucous, but also dismal. Her material was tricky, and for that I commend her.

    • @yes-gm5ts
      @yes-gm5ts 4 роки тому

      @@Parpeing Is it?

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 4 роки тому

      @@Parpeing 😀I just started standup and want ur OPINION.
      ua-cam.com/video/k5zO72KOBbIa/v-deo.html

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 2 роки тому

      @@pashadyne so I've been told.It comes in handy.
      I catch them off guard and then lay my charm on.
      By then its all smooth sailing. (👀 my channel)

  • @Kobe29261
    @Kobe29261 4 роки тому +170

    She's top shelf - how do you know? Because you are never just entirely* laughing, you are also wondering how it is you never saw what she does! That is when comedy hits its target!

  • @StoicContrarian
    @StoicContrarian 4 роки тому +68

    Who’s here because Bill Burr called out white women on SNL; and it reminded you of Michelle.

    • @CM-yz3ze
      @CM-yz3ze 4 роки тому +3

      This.

    • @fredgwynn8933
      @fredgwynn8933 4 роки тому +11

      Coming from Michelle it’s better.

    • @StoicContrarian
      @StoicContrarian 4 роки тому +6

      @@fredgwynn8933 agreed Michelle was brilliant; I now fully realize what mansplaining is.

    • @eduardovillagomez3675
      @eduardovillagomez3675 4 роки тому +7

      THIS, I've scrolling for minutes looking for any mention of bill burr

    • @mr.colemak404
      @mr.colemak404 4 роки тому +6

      Legit ticked me off because A) her set IMO was better B) she did it first and got zero coverage relative Burr. I respect him but it's a very similar set.

  • @KasbashPlays
    @KasbashPlays 3 роки тому +12

    Michelle Wolf catching her audience off guard with the opening, is pure gold.

  • @Kebbythetraveler
    @Kebbythetraveler 4 роки тому +119

    4:30 you did it, you broke down the Wives from The Handmaid's Tail to their Bare Essentials

  • @squidbiscuit1217
    @squidbiscuit1217 4 роки тому +749

    Lol I like how everyone barley laughed at the blanket joke. Like its not okay for her to bring it up, but its ok for us to narcissistically pretend like he didnt happen and dont you dare speak about it.

    • @boboloko
      @boboloko 4 роки тому +156

      Dark humor often makes people uncomfortable but her joke was brilliant and will stand the test of time.

    • @samsam828
      @samsam828 4 роки тому +31

      Truth is it didn’t happen germ theory didn’t exist yet and small pox’s can’t be transferred through blankets and this is coming from my very liberal Women college professor So yeah.

    • @johntucker3695
      @johntucker3695 4 роки тому +8

      @@samsam828 web.stanford.edu/dept/HPS/MayorSmallpox.pdf I don't feel like reading this so could you interpret it for me thx.

    • @D_Boone
      @D_Boone 4 роки тому +37

      @@johntucker3695 Sure, no problem. After reading that "study", the author concluded that it "may have been based on historical fact" although they don't provide evidence to support that claim. They do provide several secondhand accounts of tales told later. Given the scientific knowledge of germ theory, and the lack of historical accounts of smallpox sabotage, it is a reasonable conclusion, held by most, is that the accounts are fabricated and it was simply tragic and unintended consequences to actions.

    • @johntucker3695
      @johntucker3695 4 роки тому +2

      @@D_Boone Thank for that

  • @justcallmeole8342
    @justcallmeole8342 4 роки тому +414

    I did not expect to enjoy this as much as I did.

    • @clb4947
      @clb4947 4 роки тому +7

      same here, she's hilarious

    • @helphelpimbeingrepressed9347
      @helphelpimbeingrepressed9347 4 роки тому +4

      Don't find many female comedians that funny tbh but Michelle Wolf is absolutely hilarious, loved that correspondents dinner omg that was the best lol.

    • @HFFCANADA
      @HFFCANADA 3 роки тому +4

      @@helphelpimbeingrepressed9347I think you not finding woman funny is your issue, not their lack of talent.

    • @helphelpimbeingrepressed9347
      @helphelpimbeingrepressed9347 3 роки тому

      @@HFFCANADA Whether its my issue or theirs, I still don't find most that funny. If that gives you bad feels too bad.

  • @2010jday
    @2010jday 3 роки тому +5

    "Plus the baby's crying can you go do that...yucky" 😄😄😄😄🤣😭that lady is talented that whole segment was straight facts but refreshingly funnyMichelle keeps it 💯 the truth is the truth and she makes the horrors of history sound so funny and amusing I love it 🤭 !!!

  • @samosullivan1744
    @samosullivan1744 3 роки тому +1

    “This is the most random ocean”
    That part killed me!

  • @eazymethod01
    @eazymethod01 4 роки тому +83

    "Ride and flee immediately" 10/10

  • @jeanborela7845
    @jeanborela7845 4 роки тому +29

    She's a funny lady, but I admit I couldn't stop staring at her shoes.. absolutely love it!

  • @VotePaineJefferson
    @VotePaineJefferson 4 роки тому +127

    Haha, the audience is nervous to laugh. So many truthbombs here.

    • @robaquarian
      @robaquarian 2 місяці тому

      We? Collective guilt? I'm white and none of my ancestors owned slaves or killed native americans. Even if they did i'm still not responsible.
      If you are for collective guilt then collective pride should be valid too. Those white people and their medicine, electricity, cars, ...
      She has no conception of class. Makes it sound like most white people have been rich with their black servants. Most of the people who have fought for human rights have been white. Go to most of the non white countries in the world. See how they treat women and gays.
      "I m a self hating white person that makes me morally superior. "

  • @matthewsierra3404
    @matthewsierra3404 2 роки тому +2

    “So you just didn’t see it”😂

  • @arnierodriguez6659
    @arnierodriguez6659 Рік тому +2

    this is the most random ocean GOT ME! XD

  • @JoseGamboa
    @JoseGamboa 4 роки тому +60

    I saw her open for Dave Chappelle when he performed in Manila this year. She killed.

  • @hkbabel
    @hkbabel 4 роки тому +123

    air-conditioned oppression :-)

  • @yes-gm5ts
    @yes-gm5ts 4 роки тому +385

    "Air conditioned oppression." Ha! This is tricky material, and I have a feeling that this will annoy a lot of feminists, but there is no one else with this perspective in comedy right now. Michelle Wolf is liberal, but she see's the ludicrous excesses on the left, and she calls it out. Hope she influences more people on the left to be more skeptical or balanced about their own motivations.

    • @yes-gm5ts
      @yes-gm5ts 4 роки тому +30

      @@Parpeing Huh? I openly said that she's a liberal. This isn't a guess: she is. I'm liberal too, and I appreciate what's she's doing. There is very much an inclination on the left to censor speech that does not exactly align with whatever our woke commissars decree. Yes, it is a political thing.

    • @yes-gm5ts
      @yes-gm5ts 4 роки тому +3

      @@Parpeing Goodnight, innocent lamb

    • @josuem7398
      @josuem7398 4 роки тому +20

      Exactly while we can nit pick societal issues all day we don't critique our first world excess. Furthermore we don't acknowledge what our consumerism causes globally and the many human atrocities committed for Americans to live this excess lifestyle. Countries like Brazil, Indonesia, Taiwan etc. pay the real price of our disgusting consumerist society. Questions like How can you save humanity from itself? Aren't asked enough.

    • @liamzakalwe9661
      @liamzakalwe9661 4 роки тому

      Calm down sir.

    • @tafadzwagonera
      @tafadzwagonera 4 роки тому +2

      @@josuem7398 You make a fine point there. Unfortunately American Exceptionalism wouldn't have it. An idea needs an act to 'make believe' By the way, there's nothing wrong with consumerism but its excesses which create a feedback loop of unchecked greed, ego and foolishness.

  • @gwendolynross1674
    @gwendolynross1674 3 роки тому +1

    So you just literally didn't see it? 🤣🤣🤣 I am weak!😂😂😂

  • @MMuraseofSandvich
    @MMuraseofSandvich 3 роки тому +6

    "You want to line the streets with tampons and fill the fountains with Chardonnay!"
    I'm down, as long as they're in free dispensers.

    • @briannathomas4306
      @briannathomas4306 3 роки тому

      Change the "Tampons" to "pads" and the "Chardonnay" to Jack and that'd be paradise.

  • @toluvictorade-tanimola1312
    @toluvictorade-tanimola1312 4 роки тому +154

    This was funny but very wise

    • @richardavery2894
      @richardavery2894 4 роки тому +4

      Agreed. So true.

    • @acctsys
      @acctsys 4 роки тому +6

      True. The depth and nuance cuts right through the high pitched voice, which can be uncomfortable to listen to.

    • @richardavery2894
      @richardavery2894 4 роки тому +3

      @@acctsys exactly what I was thinking

    • @robaquarian
      @robaquarian 2 місяці тому

      We? Collective guilt? I'm white and none of my ancestors owned slaves or killed native americans. Even if they did i'm still not responsible.
      If you are for collective guilt then collective pride should be valid too. Those white people and their medicine, electricity, cars, ...
      She has no conception of class. Makes it sound like most white people have been rich with their black servants. Most of the people who have fought for human rights have been white. Go to most of the non white countries in the world. See how they treat women and gays.
      "I m a self hating white person that makes me morally superior. "

  • @trentb1511
    @trentb1511 4 роки тому +259

    Michelle is str8 fire 🔥. She makes you laugh and think.....those are my favorite comedians, the ones that can pull that off....i.e. : Pryor, Carlin, Chappelle, ect..

    • @oculusnomadslosttribe5672
      @oculusnomadslosttribe5672 4 роки тому +3

      @Trent B The greatest comedians are great story tellers and philosophers...Pryor is still my number one but have you checked out Gabriel Iglesias...Another Microphone miracle worker😆

    • @Contradae
      @Contradae 4 роки тому +5

      @@oculusnomadslosttribe5672 Bill Burr and Chappelle are my one-two punch right now, but love me some fluffy

    • @metanoia416
      @metanoia416 4 роки тому +7

      You really put her in the same category as those legends? Have you lost your mind?

    • @oculusnomadslosttribe5672
      @oculusnomadslosttribe5672 4 роки тому +4

      @Contradae ..Chapelle and Burr...verbal assassins. Love those two in the World Series of dice on the Chapelle show.. 😖😆

    • @trentb1511
      @trentb1511 4 роки тому +9

      @@metanoia416 not yet.....she's got a ways to go, but she's definitely witty and sharp. There's levels to what she says. It's not all on the surface

  • @arthurmingo
    @arthurmingo 4 роки тому +253

    I bet it is all the Beckys who are downvoting this.

    • @75hilmar
      @75hilmar 4 роки тому +7

      That's the best part! 😎

    • @garrettlowell7637
      @garrettlowell7637 4 роки тому +2

      No, it’s all the people who like their comedians to be a little bit funny.

    • @garrettlowell7637
      @garrettlowell7637 4 роки тому +2

      hochy -see you next Tuesday!

    • @ASMRyouVEGANyet
      @ASMRyouVEGANyet 4 роки тому +1

      It just wasn't funny. She has better material.

    • @ThexDynastxQueen
      @ThexDynastxQueen 4 роки тому +5

      Netflix's manager is still being called. I can just feel it.

  • @ozziejones1043
    @ozziejones1043 Рік тому +1

    The baby is crying. Can you go, do that. Lol hilarious

  • @jeremyrivera6177
    @jeremyrivera6177 2 роки тому +6

    She's an absolute riot and comedic gem that was hilarious 😂

  • @yihengzhou2676
    @yihengzhou2676 4 роки тому +432

    When she said 'us white women' I paused the video to look at her and was like 'Yeah, how come I didn't notice'. lol thought she mixed or black

    • @jorgel.quiroz8862
      @jorgel.quiroz8862 4 роки тому +62

      When you so hardcore on not seeing color to avoid racial bias you have to adjust your resolution sometimes.

    • @itayizinzombe947
      @itayizinzombe947 4 роки тому +42

      it's those curls

    • @theunwantedcritic
      @theunwantedcritic 4 роки тому +16

      I think she's Jewish. Why are Jews pretending to be White?

    • @johntucker3695
      @johntucker3695 4 роки тому +96

      @@theunwantedcritic I can't tell if you are joking...

    • @toddadams8420
      @toddadams8420 4 роки тому +18

      I always assumed she was mixed

  • @spicytunah8043
    @spicytunah8043 4 роки тому +80

    The titanic: Torn apart by an iceberg
    My white stepmom, to the captain: “If it was a snake it would’ve bit’ya.”

  • @osahenagharuosagie2799
    @osahenagharuosagie2799 4 роки тому +64

    😂😂😂😂 She is indeed a wolf on the mic! She cut too deep

  • @lorihompoth
    @lorihompoth 3 роки тому +1

    "This is the most Random Ocean" 🌊 😂

  • @analozada9475
    @analozada9475 3 роки тому +1

    “Can you go over there? The baby is crying…Yuckie!” 😩🤣😬

  • @Michael_Lorenson
    @Michael_Lorenson 4 роки тому +78

    I finally understand why the comedy world got so excited about her, a few years ago. I saw her once, didn't think she was funny. But this is a really great set, like Louis C.K. quality. Glad I watched it.

  • @bluebee29
    @bluebee29 4 роки тому +60

    This!! What funny, sarcastic and fantastic delivery! Just my type of comedy.. Love Michelle

  • @wogeibe
    @wogeibe 4 роки тому +18

    Since Hollywood is swaping classic movie roles with females, they should think about doing that with Titanic.
    "The touching story of an ungrateful rich boy who takes advantage of a poor hobo he just met while on a cruise with his fiance, who paid for it."

  • @DonnaSnyder
    @DonnaSnyder 3 роки тому +8

    She's so funny. Brilliant thinker and writer.

  • @user-bw8yn3zr1s
    @user-bw8yn3zr1s 2 роки тому +7

    She is going all out, this is amazing! She is one of the best comedians I've watched!

  • @ptvm
    @ptvm 4 роки тому +28

    “You have been sneaky little devils.”

  • @Blackberryfae
    @Blackberryfae 4 роки тому +41

    Her voice makes her sound like a female Gilbert Gottfried 😭

    • @williamquinn2097
      @williamquinn2097 3 роки тому

      This is the most truthful and funniest comment I've read on here.

  • @quentinwooten30
    @quentinwooten30 4 роки тому +44

    "We are part of the problem” Extra quiet

    • @robaquarian
      @robaquarian 2 місяці тому

      We? Collective guilt? I'm white and none of my ancestors owned slaves or killed native americans. Even if they did i'm still not responsible.
      If you are for collective guilt then collective pride should be valid too. Those white people and their medicine, electricity, cars, ...
      She has no conception of class. Makes it sound like most white people have been rich with their black servants. Most of the people who have fought for human rights have been white. Go to most of the non white countries in the world. See how they treat women and gays.
      "I m a self hating white person that makes me morally superior. "

  • @annarasmus8737
    @annarasmus8737 3 роки тому +1

    The most random ocean 😂😂😂

  • @kaweween
    @kaweween 3 роки тому

    Hahahahaha ma'am my dinner fell out of my mouth. I was laughing so hard. 😂🤣

  • @Jolly123123123
    @Jolly123123123 4 роки тому +19

    Jesus XD this is good comedy. A bit of honesty and a few clever voices and you hose yourself with laughter.

  • @johnhelms8226
    @johnhelms8226 Рік тому +3

    Great material. Great delivery. So funny. Ms. Wolf obviously works very hard on her craft.

    • @2hard2trollbruh
      @2hard2trollbruh Місяць тому

      Bad material. Bad delivery. Unfunny. Ms Wolf is a Karen 😂

  • @bluetrolling
    @bluetrolling 4 роки тому +6

    "We ride and flee immediately" 🤣

  • @joannakuyt1512
    @joannakuyt1512 9 місяців тому +1

    Describing the reaction of the Titanic going down as a Millennium is hilarious.

  • @Oliverqueen007
    @Oliverqueen007 4 роки тому +2

    ”You have been sneaky little devils” 😂😂😂

  • @DeeSee25
    @DeeSee25 Рік тому +9

    She really gets intersectionality in our culture. She did it in such an intelligent way too

  • @JonnyUnderrated
    @JonnyUnderrated 4 роки тому +35

    Her voice is like : Yo. I am what I am. Get those eardrums used to it. Yeagh its weird . Yeah maybe sometimes it hurts. But it is what it is GET USED TO IT!

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 4 роки тому

      She confronted this once before, in a show I think, may have been live at the apollo or another british show she did

    • @JonnyUnderrated
      @JonnyUnderrated 4 роки тому

      @@kurtsudheim825 ahh!

    • @geoffreyokrongly916
      @geoffreyokrongly916 4 роки тому

      Just like Sarah Millican. Funny. But the voice is like nails on a chalkboard.

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 4 роки тому

      @@geoffreyokrongly916 hers is just really high pitched, but Michele's is another level of annoying

    • @geoffreyokrongly916
      @geoffreyokrongly916 4 роки тому

      Kurt Sudheim that’s a fair assessment.

  • @ephrimebuckins9996
    @ephrimebuckins9996 2 роки тому +4

    “We just want to be invited. Help you decorate or take it over completely.”
    Like they did Bushwick.

  • @dennissmith6845
    @dennissmith6845 Рік тому +1

    Brilliant Artist...hands down....brilliant !!! Thank you for the laughs.....and the truth. Love it!

  • @Potentialaj
    @Potentialaj 2 роки тому +1

    Perfect!! Just perfect👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @CaledonianCloud
    @CaledonianCloud 3 роки тому +10

    ‘It’s really hard to start a revolution under a duvet’ - she clearly isn’t Noel Gallagher.

  • @suninmoon4601
    @suninmoon4601 2 роки тому +4

    Like a fine wine this routine gets better and truer with age 🤣🤣🤣

  • @PlaceForAnEcho
    @PlaceForAnEcho 3 роки тому +3

    At the end there she basically gave a synopsis to The Help.

  • @WynnWynn-gl3fk
    @WynnWynn-gl3fk Рік тому +2

    She is amazing 🤩 about history! 😂

  • @sgs261
    @sgs261 2 роки тому +2

    New to Michelle Wolff, she is very good!

  • @lucasolivdantas
    @lucasolivdantas 4 роки тому +29

    omg she’s sooo sooo good! a jab after the other with such intelligence

  • @globetrekker86
    @globetrekker86 3 роки тому +29

    Rose’s mother, Ruth, was a millennial trapped in an Edwardian body: “Will the lifeboats be seated according to class? I hope they’re not too crowded!... I’d like a cup of tea, when I return”

    • @winstonmarlowe5254
      @winstonmarlowe5254 3 роки тому +1

      yes, millennials invented classism

    • @aeoligarlic4024
      @aeoligarlic4024 3 роки тому

      Nah she's a boomer, millenials don't believe in class or caste

  • @bossman9873
    @bossman9873 4 роки тому +27

    This woman is one of the greatest comedians today and on her way to that Mt. Rushmore of comedy.

  • @ambrid5837
    @ambrid5837 2 роки тому +2

    Imagine waking up to that voice
    for the rest of your life?

  • @lenirasusana5693
    @lenirasusana5693 Рік тому +1

    The random ocean got me

  • @jaylyons7348
    @jaylyons7348 2 роки тому +2

    That thumbnail had me thinking it was Carrot Top