@@chrismaverick9828 What would spears do against our insects and spiders? They'd just haul them back at you! No, the cans come with a legal mediation team, so you can negotiate who gets to stay in the house.
In the South, we have a saying: You know you have problems when the roach wakes you up at night and says, "Hey, did you know we have ants?!" 😂😂😂❤❤❤ Love you, Angelah!
I was in South Carolina on vacation and was busy putting food in the cabinet, I reached for the handle on the next cabinet door and it moved! This cockroach was at least four inches long and they fly. My friend threw a shoe at it and missed, I was like what are you thinking, you just gave it a weapon
Australians meanwhile are watching this with snakes, spider, dropbears, crocodiles - curled up on the coach beside them, arguing about the remote and who gets to choose the movie on Netflix tonight.
When I was young it was my dream to visit Australia. I would see photos of the beautiful landscapes and dream. Then I found out everything there wants to kill me. 😂
@@trbutler6705 Well, you see, in Australia, it's the wildlife. In the US, it's the people with guns. I'll take the former. The wildlife is often cuddlier and fluffier.
This was such good comedy and it was clean. I am so impressed with your style and it is so refreshing to be able to see good clean comedians. Thank you so much.
Yes, all true. My husband is from Oakland, CA. He moved here, North Georgia, at 16. We've known each other for 46 years. He still calls me country. He's terrified of snakes and spiders. He opened the closet door to find a 6 ft long king snake staring at him. And, his reaction was priceless. He slammed the door and stuck to it, as if an Anaconda was going to attack him. I told him to stop, you're scaring it to death!! I caught it and put it outside, no big deal here. They just come inside sometimes, especially when it's 100 degrees in the shade. 😂😮😅😊
My Uncle Jr., lord love him. Years ago, a tornado came through downtown Nashville into East Nashville. He told me he walked outside, into his front yard and was watching the tornado going through his neighborhood. He finally decided to go in when the tornado tore his neighbors tree out of the ground.
My dad and I watched one from the front porch back in '79. The secret to tornado safety is this: If you can see it moving your relatively safe. If it doesn't look like it's moving then take cover, because it's heading towards you. But always be aware that a tornado can change directions instantly.
I was in Florida, I had forgotten how big and gangster the bugs can be in the South. I went to Florida and all of the bugs immediately come to greet on the 1st day 😂. The next morning I got in the shower, giant Roaches and Water Bugs came to get in the tub too. Everywhere we went they went along for the ride singing "We are family 😂😂" What a trip I was checking every thing I had for months after I got back.
Wow. You know how to cut to the core of me, Baxter. You're so wise. [laughs] You're like a miniature Buddha covered in hair. Come again? You know I don't speak Spanish. In English, please. Huh? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole . . . wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? It's actually - I'm not even mad. That's amazing. [laughs again] I forgive you. What do you say we get you in your PJs and we hit the hay? Huh? Bedtime. Okay, come on. Let's go. Come on.
Anjelah Johnson is hilarious is this special. I watched all of this bit and her full special is also available on 800 Pound and it's over an hour long. 1:14:.. Her timing, physical movement, use of the stage space, different voices, flow of material and complete mastery of the memorization of her material are spectacular. I've not seen this from anyone else but long term well known comedians. Clearly, she'll be around. Go and see her if she comes to town where you are. 👍👍✨⭐✨❤️😂
I haven’t laughed so hard in years! I had to keep backing up the video because I was losing it! Great performance! Rubber bands? What about the lifetime supply of twist ties? I need to stop but who knows when they’ll come in handy? Might have some rubber bands… lol It’s like I am become my Grandma!
OMG the amount of those twist ties and rubber bands from herbs and other stuff that I keep in my kitchen drawer.... in case I need them.... is ridiculous!! 🤣 I laughed so much at that and the tornado story! She's so relatable
Here in Oklahoma we get earthquakes and tornadoes. When we hear thunder and a little shaking we just had an earthquake. When we have thunder and lightning in a rain storm, if the wind is high, we start looking outside for a tornado only if the sirens go off.
@@southerngirl300... I crashed a motorcycle once doing about 40 because I got hit in the forehead with a june bug. Forehead swollen to east bejeezus. Only full face helmets for me now XD
It could be a basement that's only accessible from outside. I have seen that a few times. Usually older houses that have been remodeled and took out the interior basement door and stairs.
My parents live in Tornado Alley...one time they had one land in the neighbors front lawn and tear up the trees and some dirt, hop over their house and go down to the river through the woods. It took all summer with a crane for my dad to get all the fallen trees out of the way but he and the neighbor had plenty of firewood to split.
Asparagus rubber on ur smooth wallet keeps it from sliding out of ur pocket by a pick-pocket. Happier vacations, y'all. God, I love her & will be watching more!
Anjelah, girl you hilarious. Thank you for making fun of us in the South in a way in unlike many whom talks down to us. The way you move across the stage, you look like a born, raised Southerner. Just discovered your comedy. May God give you blessings and my the sacrifices that you have made through your career be rewarded. BTW, tell your husband thank you for serving our country.
We lived in FL and the critters were out of hand. Before we moved there I made my husband promise to kill any bug I ask him to and he wouldn’t make fun of me. As a west coast girl myself I also prefer quakes as my natural disaster. Hurricanes were no fun. Glad to be back on the west coast.
Oh girl, having lived in KY my entire life; am LMAO over the tornado experience.. Its so damn true: i also have that dang junk draw in my Kitchen, with helva rubberbands..
my junk drawer is in my desk. no spare drawer in the kitchen, but six nice drawers in my desk. I even have a scientific calculator, if I ever need to do math again.😄
I’m a southerner and I WISH we had earthquakes instead of tornadoes. Just rode out three of them, no lie, last night. And yes I have slept through them before. And just to let people know, when there is a tornado, here’s what you need. A flashlight, your keys, your wallet or purse, shoes if you’re not wearing any, a jacket, a spare water bottle, a helmet (for each of the kids), and any firearms you own.
Oh, my gosh! You are a breath of fresh air! I'm from the Midwest, Southern Educated, and was in Los Angeles for eight years before moving back to North Carolina. I've seen twisters and been through earthquakes. And Anjelah, being in the South from LA, Great White Sharks are spotted off the Carolinas as often as in LA or Orange County!
The interesting thing is there are few houses with basements outside of the Midwest. Some areas have storm shelters outside like in "The Wizard of Oz". Head to the bathroom, which has reinforced walls with pipes in it.
That's why it's good to keep your basement or shelter prepped ahead of time with water, food, flashlights, blankets, a weather radio, entertainment for kids (as sometimes it can last hours), keep the phones charged...etc. That way you don't have to scramble for everything last minute. And pay attention to the weather alerts and radar to see where it is. You won't be able to see it if it's at night or if it's rain-wrapped, so the radar helps. We also prep our porch and yard ahead of time so shit doesn't blow away, and ALWAYS anchor your trampoline! 😂
She had me in stitches (until I lost count) and this is the first time I have seen her! 😅😊😂👏👍 Edit: • Realised I did see her before (the Vietnamese Nail Salon skit long time ago) like 10+ years younger and I didn't realise/recognise her now until I clicked on her other videos which brought me back to the old one and I was like, that's her? Wow it's the same person (but more matured, married, and better!) 😄
Anjelah would appreciate this; After I moved from Boston to CA I discovered bugs I'd never heard of before. I opened the bathroom door one morning and lo and behold, there was the biggest mosquito *I had ever seen in my life* on the back of the bathroom door. I was able to see it reflected in the mirror. I woke up my husband and sent him in to do battle with the beast. As he slowly opened the door and looked, his eyes bugged out of his head just like mine had. Its legs covered almost the whole width of the door! So, I pushed him in and slammed the door shut, expecting him to do battle and vanquish the beast. He emerged bloody and bruised, but victorious. We came to find out afterward that it was actually a mosquito *dragon*. Never heard of them before. They actually feed on mosquitos! 😲
I live in Pa and I went to visit my sister who lives in N.C., Her son was off to college and I took his room. Well her hubby went to bed, she passed out on the couch so I went in to bed. I pulled the covers back and I completely lost it. I woke my sister up and we never did find the bug. It was a palmetto bug …it was Huge!
My mother used to suck them up the vacuum cleaner. That is how you deal with the gigantic Aussie spider females and male legs (mid 1960’s). One evening (Now BC, Canada, late 1970’s) she threw the telephone book at one and told me she had killed it. Na-aa. It was still alive 19 hours later! It had been stuck under the book all night and most of the next day trying to get up and crawl out. Yup…vacuum cleaner deployed. Strangely, I am the only person on my mother’s side of the family that is NOT an arachnophobe. And I can’t claim adoption or a hospital mix-up because my mother had me at home. Now as an adult, I pick them up, mostly in a glass trap, sometimes without and chuck them out the kitchen window. Usually this was late at night and we were on the second floor. I used to wonder what would happen if someone was down below…but then the thought occurred that if they were looking in someone’s window…they deserve to have a spider thrown down on them…
I'm from back east originally(R.I. and West Philly). Moved to Arkansas as a Teenager and oh my God! There were critters of all sorts. Possums, skunks, frogs, deer, snakes, you name it, Arkansas had it. My uncle got stung by a wasp in his neck and had to be rushed to a hospital so he didn't suffocate because his throat swelled up. INSANE!! My sister gave up the northeast(Massachusetts) for Florida. She's having a rough time with the critters....!!
I live in Texas and when we get bad tornado-like weather (and as long as a tornado is NOT in my path) I like to play the movie "Twister" cuz the wind and the trees and the lightening and thunder makes for a GREAT surround sound accompanying the movie. .
In a tornado in Houston I had enough time between the TV telling me that the tornado was here and when it got there to basically run to the baby's room and grab her and then find a hole to hide in cuz they don't have basements
My son went to a really great college in NYC. But the dorm building he was in was ancient and rooms the size of someone’s regular sized walk in closet with a tiny bathroom you had to shift around to move within. Every night he said this huge cockroach would come out of the drain in his sink to visit. He named it. He doesn’t have the heart to harm anything, so it would just visit the sink and leave. NYC. You’ve gotta love it.
There's roaches, waterbugs and palmetto bugs (Florida anyway). Waterbugs are like roaches but just like drains. Unsure of which one since it's NYC though.
My ex from Texas when her family came up north to meet my family the dad loved my parents basement. He couldn’t get over it. I can still remember the joy he showed with all the tools and storage we had down there. Loved that man.
I live in the south. We went to a local festival that went pretty late, so we got home and went straight to bed. My son was three, still using the little potty on the floor, and needed someone to go with him to the bathroom. We're both half asleep, but he starts talking about a frog. I'm like no that's a leaf we must have brought back home. Big brown, like the size of his hand. Then i get closer bc I'm blind and not wearing my glasses. It was a giant cockroach. I had to just grab a cup and put it over it. Then wake up my husband. We are a catch and release home, but some things do not get to live and i could not be the one to do it. It truly was the size of a frog.
This is seriously the best comedian I've seen it forever. I posted this on 1 of our other videos and I hope you keep making videos. I can't wait to see you live
We just had an F3 rip through a few mobile home parks in my area. Some of the parks that were hit had a requirement that the trailers have ground straps. Those strapped to the ground had some porch roofs and sheds missing. The people inside said they could feel the trailers trying to lift but ultimately the straps did their job. The parks that didn't have that rule: they look like war zones and there were casualties.
Wow I'm beyond impressed, she's an elite imo as far as female "comedians" are concerned. Too many times I've daydreamed/fell asleep trying to give the benefit of the doubt to many. I can legitimately call this wonderful woman a comedian and it's such a relief. Aspiring female comedians? This is the standard you should take notes from!
Im aussie. If I don't hear and feel the crunch, that means the game isn't over
I heard your cans of RAID pest killer come with spears. Any truth to that? :D
Everything there is trying to kill you!
@Mutchy85
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@@chrismaverick9828 What would spears do against our insects and spiders? They'd just haul them back at you! No, the cans come with a legal mediation team, so you can negotiate who gets to stay in the house.
@@michaelhoffmann2891 😂😂😂
Thank you, UA-cam, for randomly suggesting this comedy special. She’s so funny! 😂👍👏
She really is she’s pretty cute and funny !!!
It's not random. ;)
Subscribe to her channel. I did. She is great. ❤🙏
Me too❤
In the South, we have a saying: You know you have problems when the roach wakes you up at night and says, "Hey, did you know we have ants?!" 😂😂😂❤❤❤ Love you, Angelah!
Or, "hey, can you go down stairs and check. I think there's somebody in the house."
Or "I'm fine with those HUGE cockroaches. I don't even bother them. It's the little ones you gotta worry about."
ZPlease, *please* tell me you are kidding! 😯
@@cheriem432 no.
There's a big difference (double entendre intended) between tree roaches and house roaches. The tree roaches are HUGE!
I was in South Carolina on vacation and was busy putting food in the cabinet, I reached for the handle on the next cabinet door and it moved! This cockroach was at least four inches long and they fly. My friend threw a shoe at it and missed, I was like what are you thinking, you just gave it a weapon
Palmetto bug 😊
😂😂😂
😅😂
Thats a palmetto. They grow even bigger in Florida. 😊
😂😂
Australians meanwhile are watching this with snakes, spider, dropbears, crocodiles - curled up on the coach beside them, arguing about the remote and who gets to choose the movie on Netflix tonight.
Bless you, sir. Bless you.
When I was young it was my dream to visit Australia. I would see photos of the beautiful landscapes and dream. Then I found out everything there wants to kill me. 😂
@@trbutler6705 Well, you see, in Australia, it's the wildlife. In the US, it's the people with guns. I'll take the former. The wildlife is often cuddlier and fluffier.
I believe you
What the heck is a dropbear? As if Australia isn’t bad enough, you got bears dropping on you. 😅
I adore her ... not a foul word out of her mouth. This woman is a real comedian. Her body language goes with her comedy. You go girl.!
The way she fluctuates her voice tones,accents Outstanding stuff ❤️🥰🥰😘😘😘💜
This was such good comedy and it was clean. I am so impressed with your style and it is so refreshing to be able to see good clean comedians. Thank you so much.
Amen to that! Had no idea I was getting a new favorite comedian today, she's awesome.
She is a real professional. Has everyone eating out of her hands. Well done.
"We're good, we can watch it from the front." 🤣😜
UA-cam randomly suggested this video. It's my first time seeing Anjelah Johnson-Reyes. It won't be my last! I'm off to see the full special now.
i also was recommended this video, and found her youtube channel at @AnjelahJohnson
You have got to listen to her nail salon routines. Oh my lord.
@@HappyCats17I was just gonna recommend the nail salon bit. Funniest shit ever.
Ditto and Thank you to the other ppl replying, I will look these up as well!! 😎🤙
Bon qui qui....Mad Tv@@morrislindroth7910
She is so naturally funny and clean.
The call back at the ending is perfection.
As a fellow Californian living in the South (Virginia) can attest this is 100% true!
Yes, all true. My husband is from Oakland, CA. He moved here, North Georgia, at 16. We've known each other for 46 years. He still calls me country. He's terrified of snakes and spiders. He opened the closet door to find a 6 ft long king snake staring at him. And, his reaction was priceless. He slammed the door and stuck to it, as if an Anaconda was going to attack him. I told him to stop, you're scaring it to death!! I caught it and put it outside, no big deal here. They just come inside sometimes, especially when it's 100 degrees in the shade. 😂😮😅😊
My Uncle Jr., lord love him. Years ago, a tornado came through downtown Nashville into East Nashville. He told me he walked outside, into his front yard and was watching the tornado going through his neighborhood. He finally decided to go in when the tornado tore his neighbors tree out of the ground.
Did he go into his basement?
My dad and I watched one from the front porch back in '79. The secret to tornado safety is this: If you can see it moving your relatively safe. If it doesn't look like it's moving then take cover, because it's heading towards you. But always be aware that a tornado can change directions instantly.
I live in Nevada. We don't get tornadoes. But even I know this
@@user-bx4ti6ig3i Most people do. But I have met a few that didn't and were shocked I was so calm during a tornado warning.
I was in Florida, I had forgotten how big and gangster the bugs can be in the South.
I went to Florida and all of the bugs immediately come to greet on the 1st day 😂. The next morning I got in the shower, giant Roaches and Water Bugs came to get in the tub too. Everywhere we went they went along for the ride singing "We are family 😂😂" What a trip I was checking every thing I had for months after I got back.
74 year old black Vietnam veteran from Texas. She alright ! ❤ ☮️ & happiness. 😎🇺🇲
Hey those asparagus rubberbands are usable as replacement belts on most vacuum cleaners.
Seriously???!
I save mine... and at Thanksgiving/Christmas_ the ones around the bunches of fresh greens👍🏾
All the frustration this could have saved me in my housekeeping career!
I've been a big fan since her Mad TV days. Funny and safe for the whole family to enjoy.
I’m totally in stitches!!
I can relate to the junk drawer.
Her voice makes it all more hilarious.
Good clean comedy. Love it!
I like it, when you can relate to everything, from the rubber bands to the tornado
I have a huge daddy long leg who lives in my shower I call Baxter. We coexist.
Wow. You know how to cut to the core of me, Baxter. You're so wise. [laughs] You're like a miniature Buddha covered in hair. Come again? You know I don't speak Spanish. In English, please. Huh? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole . . . wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? It's actually - I'm not even mad. That's amazing. [laughs again] I forgive you. What do you say we get you in your PJs and we hit the hay? Huh? Bedtime. Okay, come on. Let's go. Come on.
Daddy long legs get to live in my house too. They kill the other spiders for me 😂
Omg! The daddy long legs in our shower is called Karl😂🤣
Daddy Long Legs won't hurt. Their mouths aren't big enough 😂
@@giraffeNana2023
Which is good because it's one of the most poisonous spiders alive
The tornado part... I laughed so hard
Girl when she did the noise of the siren
Watching this from Oklahoma 😂 where we really do go out and watch those tornadoes from the front lawn 🌪️
The sirens here in Oklahoma are a signal to go outside and look 😂
She is my FAVE comedian EVER!!! CLEAN, WHOLESOME, AND HILARIOUS!!!
That has to be the driest, most perfect delivery of a last-second pay-off I've ever heard. She GOOD.
Nashville geography… that so funnnny… she is the best… my favorite
The line about the asparagus rubber band had me laugh out loud, because those are great rubber bands and I save them!
Anjelah Johnson is hilarious is this special. I watched all of this bit and her full special is also available on 800 Pound and it's over an hour long. 1:14:.. Her timing, physical movement, use of the stage space, different voices, flow of material and complete mastery of the memorization of her material are spectacular. I've not seen this from anyone else but long term well known comedians. Clearly, she'll be around. Go and see her if she comes to town where you are. 👍👍✨⭐✨❤️😂
She’s always been hella funny
I haven’t laughed so hard in years! I had to keep backing up the video because I was losing it! Great performance!
Rubber bands? What about the lifetime supply of twist ties? I need to stop but who knows when they’ll come in handy? Might have some rubber bands… lol
It’s like I am become my Grandma!
@adrienne0711
Yep, got a container of each in my front closet. 😂
OMG the amount of those twist ties and rubber bands from herbs and other stuff that I keep in my kitchen drawer.... in case I need them.... is ridiculous!! 🤣 I laughed so much at that and the tornado story! She's so relatable
Here in Oklahoma we get earthquakes and tornadoes. When we hear thunder and a little shaking we just had an earthquake. When we have thunder and lightning in a rain storm, if the wind is high, we start looking outside for a tornado only if the sirens go off.
8:22 I'm from Kansas. Can confirm on her husbands reaction.
Was probably a June bug hitting the window. Those things sounds like pebbles hitting the window.
June bugs are my mortal enemy. Even at retirement age they still give me the heebie jeebees.
@@southerngirl300if I’m in the backyard at night with a flash light I stick things in my ears. To keep the bugs out
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@@southerngirl300... I crashed a motorcycle once doing about 40 because I got hit in the forehead with a june bug. Forehead swollen to east bejeezus. Only full face helmets for me now XD
Ma'am, thats not a basement - thats a storm shelter.
It could be a basement that's only accessible from outside. I have seen that a few times. Usually older houses that have been remodeled and took out the interior basement door and stairs.
Sir...
That's where all the spiders ganged up on her and showed her what for. 😂😂😂😂
My parents live in Tornado Alley...one time they had one land in the neighbors front lawn and tear up the trees and some dirt, hop over their house and go down to the river through the woods.
It took all summer with a crane for my dad to get all the fallen trees out of the way but he and the neighbor had plenty of firewood to split.
She's a class act! Very talented and funny.
Asparagus rubber on ur smooth wallet keeps it from sliding out of ur pocket by a pick-pocket. Happier vacations, y'all. God, I love her & will be watching more!
Oh my goodness thank you so much for telling me that that's cool
The whole tornado thing. You've gotta laugh 'cause "that's messed up."
Anjelah, girl you hilarious. Thank you for making fun of us in the South in a way in unlike many whom talks down to us. The way you move across the stage, you look like a born, raised Southerner. Just discovered your comedy. May God give you blessings and my the sacrifices that you have made through your career be rewarded. BTW, tell your husband thank you for serving our country.
We have spiders like that in Australia too. They're usually called Fred or George.
In the south every ghost is called George.
In the south the spider in the shower is Bubba.
In Ohio black snakes are George.
From SC. And your right about the bugs. Moved here 12 years ago and didn't think these bugs existed!
😂😂😂😂She and Leanne Morgan should tour together.
We lived in FL and the critters were out of hand. Before we moved there I made my husband promise to kill any bug I ask him to and he wouldn’t make fun of me. As a west coast girl myself I also prefer quakes as my natural disaster. Hurricanes were no fun. Glad to be back on the west coast.
Very funny, clean and relatable
She is the best comedian hands down! ❤❤❤❤❤
Oh girl, having lived in KY my entire life; am LMAO over the tornado experience.. Its so damn true: i also have that dang junk draw in my Kitchen, with helva rubberbands..
my junk drawer is in my desk. no spare drawer in the kitchen, but six nice drawers in my desk. I even have a scientific calculator, if I ever need to do math again.😄
You all are going through some rough weather now. Hope you and your crew are OK. (Air hug)
Getting to perform at the Ryman is an honor and for the audience the acoustics are incredible and enhances the voice giving it a warmer sound
Omfg 😂
She’s the funniest person I’ve ever heard! 😅😂
I can’t quit laughing!
Girl, I live in Missouri and we get both tornadoes and earthquakes!
What do you do if you don't have a basement?
@@nyxculp9290 hold on tight, you might be going on a wild ride!
Lowest floor, interior room.
@@kylestruckmann1504we don’t have a basement or interior room. It’s very unnerving during bad storms and tornado watches/warnings.
@@nyxculp9290middle of the home were their is no windows. Get in the bath tub and put a mattress over it.
I’m a southerner and I WISH we had earthquakes instead of tornadoes. Just rode out three of them, no lie, last night. And yes I have slept through them before.
And just to let people know, when there is a tornado, here’s what you need. A flashlight, your keys, your wallet or purse, shoes if you’re not wearing any, a jacket, a spare water bottle, a helmet (for each of the kids), and any firearms you own.
And your prescriptions.
and - for the love of God - pants.
Why firearms?
@@lisab9541 safety. And not the personal kind.
@@Fuzz32 I don't get it.
Funny and clean. Love it
Oh, my gosh! You are a breath of fresh air! I'm from the Midwest, Southern Educated, and was in Los Angeles for eight years before moving back to North Carolina. I've seen twisters and been through earthquakes. And Anjelah, being in the South from LA, Great White Sharks are spotted off the Carolinas as often as in LA or Orange County!
The interesting thing is there are few houses with basements outside of the Midwest. Some areas have storm shelters outside like in "The Wizard of Oz". Head to the bathroom, which has reinforced walls with pipes in it.
What are you talking about, all of the north east, where the population is more dense too.
Northeasterner here, hardly ever seen a house within a basement
@@M_SC Almost all of the tornadoes occur in the Midwest and South.
I live in the South and the houses in the subdivision that I live in have basements.
@@laurie7689 How old is your house?
You all should see the one where she talks about the beauty shop. Love this lady, one of the funniest comics out there today.
You are BEYOND WONDERFUL!!!
That's why it's good to keep your basement or shelter prepped ahead of time with water, food, flashlights, blankets, a weather radio, entertainment for kids (as sometimes it can last hours), keep the phones charged...etc. That way you don't have to scramble for everything last minute. And pay attention to the weather alerts and radar to see where it is. You won't be able to see it if it's at night or if it's rain-wrapped, so the radar helps. We also prep our porch and yard ahead of time so shit doesn't blow away, and ALWAYS anchor your trampoline! 😂
She had me in stitches (until I lost count) and this is the first time I have seen her! 😅😊😂👏👍
Edit:
• Realised I did see her before (the Vietnamese Nail Salon skit long time ago) like 10+ years younger and I didn't realise/recognise her now until I clicked on her other videos which brought me back to the old one and I was like, that's her? Wow it's the same person (but more matured, married, and better!) 😄
Look up “Nail Salon”.
She's so good.
What does losing count have to do with anything? Do you know what that expression means?
The nail salon one is my favorite 😂
We had a few tarantulas come into our home living in west TX. I’m terrified of spiders too, so that was fun.
I grew up in Fort Worth, TX. We didn't have a basement so we would go sit in the bath tub or some other room with no outside walls. Fun times.
Anjelah would appreciate this; After I moved from Boston to CA I discovered bugs I'd never heard of before. I opened the bathroom door one morning and lo and behold, there was the biggest mosquito *I had ever seen in my life* on the back of the bathroom door. I was able to see it reflected in the mirror. I woke up my husband and sent him in to do battle with the beast. As he slowly opened the door and looked, his eyes bugged out of his head just like mine had. Its legs covered almost the whole width of the door! So, I pushed him in and slammed the door shut, expecting him to do battle and vanquish the beast. He emerged bloody and bruised, but victorious. We came to find out afterward that it was actually a mosquito *dragon*. Never heard of them before. They actually feed on mosquitos! 😲
I live in Pa and I went to visit my sister who lives in N.C., Her son was off to college and I took his room. Well her hubby went to bed, she passed out on the couch so I went in to bed. I pulled the covers back and I completely lost it. I woke my sister up and we never did find the bug. It was a palmetto bug …it was Huge!
Absolutely hysterical!!😂😂😂😂😂
Im moving to Mississippi in 3 weeks. Been there a few times already...tornado warnings, bugs and spiders..BIG ones..She nailed it 😂
Mississippi - the South's warmest welcome. What part?
@@johndough9187 South Mississippi, near Biloxi
Poor thing
So why are you moving there?
@@juliejohnson497 Family, we are retired Army, my SIL active AF, ...and my grand baby is there
I hve 4 junk drawers and yes the best ones are the asparagus ones! Love ya crooked nail!
My mother used to suck them up the vacuum cleaner. That is how you deal with the gigantic Aussie spider females and male legs (mid 1960’s). One evening (Now BC, Canada, late 1970’s) she threw the telephone book at one and told me she had killed it. Na-aa. It was still alive 19 hours later! It had been stuck under the book all night and most of the next day trying to get up and crawl out. Yup…vacuum cleaner deployed. Strangely, I am the only person on my mother’s side of the family that is NOT an arachnophobe. And I can’t claim adoption or a hospital mix-up because my mother had me at home. Now as an adult, I pick them up, mostly in a glass trap, sometimes without and chuck them out the kitchen window. Usually this was late at night and we were on the second floor. I used to wonder what would happen if someone was down below…but then the thought occurred that if they were looking in someone’s window…they deserve to have a spider thrown down on them…
Indoor spiders can’t survive outside. You just killed them.
@@M_SC Awwww...🤣
I love this lady so much! Discovered her back when she was in LA. She has charmed me ever since then.
I'm from back east originally(R.I. and West Philly). Moved to Arkansas as a Teenager and oh my God! There were critters of all sorts. Possums, skunks, frogs, deer, snakes, you name it, Arkansas had it. My uncle got stung by a wasp in his neck and had to be rushed to a hospital so he didn't suffocate because his throat swelled up. INSANE!! My sister gave up the northeast(Massachusetts) for Florida. She's having a rough time with the critters....!!
Looking forward to hearing what she has to say after living through the 13 year cicadas that are currently starting to emerge.
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I thoroughly enjoyed this! Supremely funny without beung vulgar.
I live in Texas and when we get bad tornado-like weather (and as long as a tornado is NOT in my path) I like to play the movie "Twister" cuz the wind and the trees and the lightening and thunder makes for a GREAT surround sound accompanying the movie. .
VERY VERY FUNNY. Genious level.
A tornado can lift the trailer (of a tractor trailer) high into the air and float it around like it was an empty cardboard box. And then drop it.
Lancaster, Texas 2012. Facts.
In a tornado in Houston I had enough time between the TV telling me that the tornado was here and when it got there to basically run to the baby's room and grab her and then find a hole to hide in cuz they don't have basements
Conroe Texas circa 2000...... I was young...... I can feel now if I need to be concerned
California native, moved to Kentucky in 2020. Our first tornado was the one on December 10th. Eleven miles from our house. Welcome to the Midwest.😂😂
She is hilarious!😂
Oh, you're awesome. Thank you for making me cry. Of joy
My son went to a really great college in NYC. But the dorm building he was in was ancient and rooms the size of someone’s regular sized walk in closet with a tiny bathroom you had to shift around to move within. Every night he said this huge cockroach would come out of the drain in his sink to visit. He named it. He doesn’t have the heart to harm anything, so it would just visit the sink and leave. NYC. You’ve gotta love it.
There's roaches, waterbugs and palmetto bugs (Florida anyway). Waterbugs are like roaches but just like drains. Unsure of which one since it's NYC though.
My ex from Texas when her family came up north to meet my family the dad loved my parents basement. He couldn’t get over it. I can still remember the joy he showed with all the tools and storage we had down there. Loved that man.
Exceptionally HILARIOUS ❤🎉
This had me screeching. She's so funny!
The ending is hilarious and spot on!
Spider in the basement: 'Listen ma'am, I know you weren't expecting this today.' 😄 ♥️
I live in the south. We went to a local festival that went pretty late, so we got home and went straight to bed. My son was three, still using the little potty on the floor, and needed someone to go with him to the bathroom. We're both half asleep, but he starts talking about a frog. I'm like no that's a leaf we must have brought back home. Big brown, like the size of his hand. Then i get closer bc I'm blind and not wearing my glasses. It was a giant cockroach. I had to just grab a cup and put it over it. Then wake up my husband. We are a catch and release home, but some things do not get to live and i could not be the one to do it. It truly was the size of a frog.
Love her voice ❤️
This is seriously the best comedian I've seen it forever. I posted this on 1 of our other videos and I hope you keep making videos. I can't wait to see you live
She is Fantastic. Seeing her live must be a treat.
We have ridiculously large wasps in the South. It's like dang! What the heck are y'all eating or drinking?
THANKS ANJELAH 🤗 for the laughs again and sharing it👍💚💚💚
Thank you Anjelah for being you!!! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
The rubber bands in the junk drawer. All of it! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
I love this because all of this is true 💯
be glad you dont live in a mobile home during a tornado warning, good times
They are magnets for tornadoes!
We just had an F3 rip through a few mobile home parks in my area. Some of the parks that were hit had a requirement that the trailers have ground straps. Those strapped to the ground had some porch roofs and sheds missing. The people inside said they could feel the trailers trying to lift but ultimately the straps did their job. The parks that didn't have that rule: they look like war zones and there were casualties.
LOL!!!!!! I'm a big new fan!
She is so funny!
Anjelah is very, very funny. Great delivery, too. Fantastic stuff! 🤣🤣
I was at this performance with my husband. She is fantastic and we had a great time!
Wow I'm beyond impressed, she's an elite imo as far as female "comedians" are concerned. Too many times I've daydreamed/fell asleep trying to give the benefit of the doubt to many. I can legitimately call this wonderful woman a comedian and it's such a relief. Aspiring female comedians? This is the standard you should take notes from!
I like that she doesn't rely on dirty jokes like a lot of female comics.
Her jokes are so refreshing..
Her over the top reactions and ridiculous reasonings(Absurdist humor i guess) are extremely hilarious.
She naturally hilarious! I loved her Asian Nail Salon bit from 10 years ago… 😂😂😂
Great sense of humor! Love it
The best stand up comedy in a long time