French VS English Men | Tatty Macleod

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  • Comedian Tatty Macleod on the difference between French and English men.
    Filmed at the Funny Women Awards 2022.
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  • @LeChevalierLelion
    @LeChevalierLelion 2 місяці тому +1134

    Thats the most English French woman I’ve ever seen

    • @bartonwishart9994
      @bartonwishart9994 2 місяці тому +34

      Mac Leod ...great name of Scotland.

    • @SuzanaNour
      @SuzanaNour 2 місяці тому +57

      She's bilingual and bicultural, so that makes sense.

    • @Wazkaty
      @Wazkaty 2 місяці тому +87

      Discovered that her parents are from the UK and then moved to France, so she IS reeally the most English French, growing up as a French but living in English at home

    • @liorbeaugendre6935
      @liorbeaugendre6935 2 місяці тому +23

      @@Wazkaty oh ok as a French I was sceptical the whole video... she looks nothing French, her face looks really british to me

    • @GuillaumeRx
      @GuillaumeRx 2 місяці тому +46

      @@liorbeaugendre6935Fellow Frenchman here.
      To be fair, France is a very very ethnically diverse country.
      We don’t have a “French look” really.
      2000+ years of being in the middle of Western Europe routes, wars, 3 empires, invasions, and a few immigration waves from all over the world will do that for you.
      But I get your point though, she feels British indeed.

  • @dorothybobo5157
    @dorothybobo5157 2 місяці тому +1266

    American Booty Call: “You up?”
    😂😅😂

    • @missopowers
      @missopowers 2 місяці тому +39

      Can confirm. Spot on.

    • @imaginarydrummer
      @imaginarydrummer 2 місяці тому +22

      Accurate.

    • @NickMak-m2c
      @NickMak-m2c 2 місяці тому +1

      Pff you're just dealing with dopey people, my flirts have been poetry. They just require the right partner and not everyone in America gets it. A lot of the girls are just the "hey!! boom boom boom, I want you in my room!

    • @mgancarzjr
      @mgancarzjr 2 місяці тому +71

      "wyd?"

    • @RadicalCaveman
      @RadicalCaveman 2 місяці тому +36

      And if you say yes, "Wow, we have so much in common!"

  • @fredericmari8871
    @fredericmari8871 Рік тому +1420

    She deserves more than what she got from the crowd or the UA-cam algorithm. I’m French, lived 10 years in the UK and that was well observed and damn funny!

    • @cyrilhaessig27
      @cyrilhaessig27 7 місяців тому +30

      She is doing well at the moment, her Tour is pretty much sold out.

    • @notimportant7495
      @notimportant7495 2 місяці тому +6

      not funny

    • @Drakholm
      @Drakholm 2 місяці тому +12

      Looks like said algorithm brought us all here together. Yeah...she has sparks, but overall a bore tour.
      The material is solid, but she's either rushing or stretching. There's more to audience engagement than acting like a printer when one person laughs.
      All in all, I think she'll get better though. Was probably just nervous or what not. Teasing Frenchman is an endless bag. 🤪

    • @anthonycollins5305
      @anthonycollins5305 2 місяці тому

      Aren't french men Muslims...........

    • @Monkeyboysdontknow
      @Monkeyboysdontknow 2 місяці тому +3

      @@Drakholm I agree that her timing is way off, which can make or break ANY comedy routine, but I found her material to be no better than a 6 on a ten scale. However, as an American, I realize the subject matter is not of my experience, so I may be missing some subtleties.. Regardless, I do love most English and Irish humor, though, and have even bought a region-free blue-ray player to watch region "2" media that was/is unavailable for region "1" (thankfully, not as big a problem as it used to be).

  • @redlandz1977
    @redlandz1977 2 місяці тому +1072

    “Somebody who has sympathy for the English” 😂🤣😂🤣 that is BRUTAL 🤣

    • @VinceYT2408
      @VinceYT2408 2 місяці тому +4

      Well, I do love England ;) But it's pretty rare lol

    • @robertgoerss
      @robertgoerss 2 місяці тому +8

      @@redlandz1977" sympathy for the english", well that's pretty transitory, right?

    • @mooncorp212
      @mooncorp212 2 місяці тому +15

      Oh englishes deserves sympathy, sure. But frenches deserves love. :p

    • @kb25j
      @kb25j 2 місяці тому +21

      Even funnier, it's true, I looked it up 😂

    • @redlandz1977
      @redlandz1977 2 місяці тому +10

      @@kb25j I seriously love that this is true 😂🤣 I’m just some random American, but I appreciate my British and French history (just in terms of how they helped create my culture and country). I’m glad that the vicious rivalry between the two nations is a thing of the past, but this cultural rivalry is awesome 😂

  • @mikescarborough9196
    @mikescarborough9196 2 місяці тому +313

    Australian Booty Call: "Hey love, can ya grab us a six-pack of Carlton on the way in?"

    • @mr.funkyright
      @mr.funkyright 2 місяці тому +21

      don't forget to emphasize to get em from the servo

    • @anadd6195
      @anadd6195 2 місяці тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @UziMusic
      @UziMusic Місяць тому +2

      6 pack way too expensive, ill pick up a goon sack on the way over..

    • @misstekhead
      @misstekhead Місяць тому +5

      As an American woman that’s my booty call, “Hi darlin’, can you please pick up a six-pack? And for God’s sake make sure it isn’t American beer!”

  • @KingoftheJuice18
    @KingoftheJuice18 2 місяці тому +703

    I'm envious of her perfect bilingualism.

    • @gordondavies7773
      @gordondavies7773 2 місяці тому +51

      Many Europeans can switch between 2 or more languages without a pause. Welsh or Gaelic speakers do it all the time. As do Quebec Canadians or Hispanic Americans. Many Indians are bi-tri-quadrilingual. Arguably, bilingualism is the norm and mono-linguals are a minority

    • @KingoftheJuice18
      @KingoftheJuice18 2 місяці тому +20

      @@gordondavies7773 It's true that Superman would have been just an ordinary guy on Krypton.

    • @AnnaONeill-s9x
      @AnnaONeill-s9x 2 місяці тому +19

      Although, her accents are extraordinary

    • @chelseafolk
      @chelseafolk 2 місяці тому +23

      ​@@gordondavies7773 this is patently false. Many Europeans also know a bit of english. But most people are not fluent in more than one language, certainly not more than two. And even among Hispanic americans, roughly 2/3 of them are bilingual, and their Spanish suffers. I don't know what you're smoking, but it sounds like you read a lot more of what you're talking about than actually experienced in life.

    • @mottthehoople693
      @mottthehoople693 2 місяці тому +13

      @@chelseafolk not false at all...my grandfather who was Polish could speak fluent Polish French Italian German Russian English Latin...and he could switch between languages on the fly If there was a word with the same meaning...only person I ever met that could do that.. as an aside he could also do complex maths in his head to 6 decimal places He was a metallurgist and mechanical engineer..

  • @badadviceforfree
    @badadviceforfree 2 місяці тому +350

    Ah brings up memories of men in France yelling out car windows 'you are a bouquet of flowers ' to my friends and I. How different that is in Australia.....

    • @TheSteelGeneraI
      @TheSteelGeneraI 2 місяці тому +2

      and? did anything ever come of that? Regale us your stories.....

    • @MB-bi6nt
      @MB-bi6nt 2 місяці тому +21

      I read that as “You are a baguette of flowers 🥖 “

    • @kyaaa_9590
      @kyaaa_9590 2 місяці тому

      Yep you got to enjoy the old France now it's fucked and women get whistled all the time as soon as they want to dress up

    • @SaulKopfenjager
      @SaulKopfenjager Місяць тому +23

      @@TheSteelGeneraI Probably not, but it would definitely been received better than the Australian version... "of show us your !its"

    • @juliendda644
      @juliendda644 Місяць тому +9

      Very Basic for a french man, "les flatteries" are food of love for women . How People do in other countries ?

  • @augustinf
    @augustinf 2 місяці тому +1309

    Oh m’y god… I’m French and the father of 4 daughters. You had me at the edge of my seat with the “how did your father cope with 4 girls?” Lol. My daughters are half french and half spanish; tonight is France-Spain in the euro semifinals and they are all going to watch like 10 minutes at most and will cheer for Spain. That wouldn’t happen if I had boys 😂😂

    • @lennis4739
      @lennis4739 2 місяці тому +28

      Spain deserves to win, though. And tonight is Spain-France, not France-Spain. Since the game ain't played in corrupt Doha, the winner tonight will be La Roja!

    • @augustinf
      @augustinf 2 місяці тому +69

      @@lennis4739 lol whatever dude.

    • @TwinkleWinks2
      @TwinkleWinks2 2 місяці тому +26

      Why are they cheering for Spain? Is it because they're following mum or because the young and handsome Spanish players? 😅

    • @augustinf
      @augustinf 2 місяці тому +70

      @@TwinkleWinks2 lol because they follow mum, even if 2 of them are too young to even understand… The eldest is for Spain and the second wants both to win 😅

    • @lc1138
      @lc1138 2 місяці тому +26

      Aww props to you for actually having stayed.

  • @MattHudsonAtx
    @MattHudsonAtx 2 місяці тому +278

    "aubergine" and im ded

    • @dan-nutu
      @dan-nutu 2 місяці тому +6

      It's a French word though, so it must be intended as classy! 😃

    • @LynxSouth
      @LynxSouth 2 місяці тому +13

      @@dan-nutu Nah, it's just what the Brits call an eggplant. As she said, they like to use French words.

    • @dan-nutu
      @dan-nutu 2 місяці тому +2

      Yes, they do that when it refers to food, e.g. beef instead of cow etc. But it's really just French after all

    • @OmbreDunDouble
      @OmbreDunDouble 2 місяці тому +3

      ​@@dan-nutu In french we call the english "les rosbifs", reminding us surely of the appetizing toneskin your people takes on our beaches.
      🫡
      Truly the beef/bœuf things seems to be the other one business for both of us.
      We also say "vache" to say cow, and to speak english like a spanish vache is about not speaking it quite fluently to say the least. 🐄
      On the other hand, "a biff" in english is a bon coup-de-poing. "Un biff" in french is an unresolved conflict.
      So here it is to ponder who throw the first entrecôte across the channel. 🥩
      A mystery, which, I assume, will stay unmatched.
      Here was my preposterous raffinement about our bovine entente.
      Gentleman, have a Good day, on my side I'll get back to reading La Fontaine "the frogg and the cow".
      🐸

    • @giancarlo.mariani
      @giancarlo.mariani 2 місяці тому

      @@OmbreDunDouble “having a beef” in British English also means having a bit of a conflict/confrontation with someone

  • @mitchellguerrerio
    @mitchellguerrerio 2 місяці тому +278

    That dictionary joke at the end was great she’s pretty funny

    • @disenfranchising
      @disenfranchising 2 місяці тому +2

      It;'s not a joke, it's true.

    • @hollyl5702
      @hollyl5702 2 місяці тому +3

      ​@@disenfranchisingThe truth is often told in jest 😉

  • @akairborne
    @akairborne 2 місяці тому +169

    I got to the "cigarette exhale" and realized how hilarious she is!

  • @JadyLester
    @JadyLester 2 місяці тому +125

    My dad had 4 daughters, and got a dog. A very male, macho dog.

    • @sydisticsandman
      @sydisticsandman 2 місяці тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @brunobailly7013
      @brunobailly7013 2 місяці тому +8

      And let me guess... The dog had more hugs and cuddles than your dad, right ?

    • @brantleyshouthers207
      @brantleyshouthers207 2 місяці тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @noone-ld7pt
      @noone-ld7pt 2 місяці тому +8

      I bet the girls gave him a gorgeous name tho, like: Prince Flufferton
      And since they're in the majority eventually only responds to that no matter what your dad calls it.
      And since your dad is the one walking him he eventually is on the corner yelling for Prince Flufferton to come back.
      And hopefully he'll laugh to himself and see how daughters just make everything in life better!

  • @titou1again
    @titou1again 2 місяці тому +55

    Tres drole! As a French lover, I can tell you: I don't satisfy. I bedazzle🤩

  • @MungoBungo00
    @MungoBungo00 2 місяці тому +157

    5:05 "an emu's bush" 👀
    OMFG I love these subtitles
    🔥⭐⭐⭐🏆⭐⭐⭐🔥

  • @rbudl2164
    @rbudl2164 2 місяці тому +130

    That is true what she said about "anglophile" in the French dictionary. LOL

    • @paulflorent9979
      @paulflorent9979 2 місяці тому +39

      French here. I just checked in the 3 main dictionaries (Le Robert, Le Larousse, Le Dictionnaire de l'Académie française)... and it's true. Aouch.

    • @GijsvanDam
      @GijsvanDam 2 місяці тому +26

      That's the level of pettiness I strive for. 😂

    • @a.m928
      @a.m928 2 місяці тому +7

      Thats a severe burn. Poor english

    • @Suzanna-chez-moi
      @Suzanna-chez-moi 2 місяці тому +17

      I have no doubt it’s true, BUT “sympathetic, sympathy (sympa for short)” has different meanings in the 2 languages. In English, it implies a heavy dose of pity (hence her joke), but in French that is absent… Tu es très sympa means you’re very nice (I like you). It’s something I’ve heard used a lot by French expats in Quebec. It’s not used commonly by the Québécois, so it confused me initially… (Anglophone Quebecer… bilingual, but English is my maternal language). I probably still don’t have the nuance exactly right.

    • @Suzanna-chez-moi
      @Suzanna-chez-moi 2 місяці тому +7

      Quebecers favour the word “gentil, gentille” if they want to say you’re “nice”. They are not telling you you’re “gentle”.😄

  • @mariancornel3383
    @mariancornel3383 2 місяці тому +105

    Funny stuff, i love the way that she goes from french to english, and that she speaks perfect in both languages :)

    • @NickMak-m2c
      @NickMak-m2c 2 місяці тому +6

      Her English accent is insanely good, you can tell she must have moved there as a teen to have an accent that well developed.

    • @miagilaani5853
      @miagilaani5853 Місяць тому

      @@NickMak-m2c Her parents are both british so she grew up with British accent speaking parents, that's why she also has a British accent

    • @bilp_bloup_bot
      @bilp_bloup_bot 28 днів тому

      ​​@@NickMak-m2cShe said she grew up in France with a Scottish mother, they would speak English at home

  • @chalkiememe4183
    @chalkiememe4183 Рік тому +273

    I found these observations so funny my first serious boyfriend was italian, then an Englishman, then engaged to a Canadian, my husband is Greek so I found myself making funny comparisons in my mind much like Tatty has done. 😂

    • @BoldTestament
      @BoldTestament 2 місяці тому +39

      Sounds like you got some mileage on your clock 😂

    • @pahadianalyst
      @pahadianalyst 2 місяці тому +17

      I hope you have a happy healthy long relationship...but if you ever move on to Indians, please leave a comment.

    • @dancarter482
      @dancarter482 2 місяці тому +3

      @@BoldTestament Ho ho ho ....

    • @alicemakarevich6762
      @alicemakarevich6762 2 місяці тому +60

      ​@@BoldTestament you call 4 serious relationships milage? Are you 15?

    • @hillman334
      @hillman334 2 місяці тому +3

      Unbelievable rizz

  • @marcgoldstein2957
    @marcgoldstein2957 2 місяці тому +216

    I'm a Frenchman and I approve this message! lol

  • @SBClaude
    @SBClaude 2 місяці тому +130

    Perfectly bilingual and very funny

    • @o.m.9752
      @o.m.9752 2 місяці тому +3

      no and also no

    • @michellestella7477
      @michellestella7477 2 місяці тому +15

      ​@@o.m.9752 feeling better?

    • @Splinter-ben
      @Splinter-ben 2 місяці тому

      @@michellestella7477better than you !

    • @SuzanaNour
      @SuzanaNour 2 місяці тому +7

      Funny is subjective and you might not have a sense of humor, but she's absolutely bilingual. Which language are you claiming she doesn't know?

    • @SBClaude
      @SBClaude 2 місяці тому +1

      @@o.m.9752 Let’s forget about her brand of humor, that I like and you don’t. As my dad used to say, des goûts et des couleurs on ne discute pas. But your comment on her being perfectly bilingual makes me wonder if you actually speak either language, it’s just absurd.

  • @itsover9008
    @itsover9008 2 місяці тому +288

    4:40 "That is not what I paid for" LMAO

    • @abstract5249
      @abstract5249 2 місяці тому +16

      Underrated line. It was so subversive and the crowd failed to appreciate it.

  • @Mahy4
    @Mahy4 2 місяці тому +29

    It’s an art for the French and the Italians. Either way they’ll forget you in the morning 😂

  • @jbliggidy123
    @jbliggidy123 2 місяці тому +140

    The fact that booty call is such a normal part of english vernacular now is pretty funny

    • @gordondavies7773
      @gordondavies7773 2 місяці тому +13

      'Booty call' is mire American than English

    • @lynetteminute
      @lynetteminute 2 місяці тому +1

      My same takeaway from this. I thought ok Bill Bellamy lives on.

    • @andrewwilsonramos8718
      @andrewwilsonramos8718 2 місяці тому +8

      ​@@gordondavies7773 lol we speak English, do we not? Booty call as a phrase is understood in pretty much any English-speaking setting

    • @DreamteamCarlo
      @DreamteamCarlo 2 місяці тому

      @@gordondavies7773 What would be a more English or British equivalent then?

    • @gregsager2062
      @gregsager2062 Місяць тому +1

      @@andrewwilsonramos8718 "Booty" as a slang term for female buttocks (and thus as a sexual term for women, via the linguistic process of synecdoche) is of Black American English origin, and is first attested in the Jazz Age (circa 1920-35). So, yeah, @gordondavies7773 is right about the term being more American than British. But the Internet and the cross-pollination of movies, television, etc., between both sides of the pond is blurring the line between American slang and British slang more and more each year.

  • @lovelyjubbly4151
    @lovelyjubbly4151 3 місяці тому +182

    I live in France with 3 grown up daughters and we can totally relate to this. Right on the ball 😆

    • @Mancheguache
      @Mancheguache 2 місяці тому

      oo'er

    • @veme2857
      @veme2857 2 місяці тому +1

      Right on what

    • @lc1138
      @lc1138 2 місяці тому

      You stayed :o
      I respect that.

    • @Splinter-ben
      @Splinter-ben 2 місяці тому

      @@veme2857 Please be gentle with her, it's internet and she is a boomer, she has no idea about what she is talking about !
      She still thinks Nixon is the president 😂😂😂

    • @robertarisz8464
      @robertarisz8464 2 місяці тому

      You are the cock of the walk and in a great country for it.

  • @ksrt2654
    @ksrt2654 Місяць тому +9

    Expectations are EVERYTHING

  • @TriAngles3D
    @TriAngles3D 2 місяці тому +81

    Refreshing material and nicely delivered.

  • @Sibbot
    @Sibbot Місяць тому +12

    France where unwanted affection is a art form.

  • @plannedobsolescence8696
    @plannedobsolescence8696 2 місяці тому +16

    I’m 1 if 6 girls and all people ever say is “Oh you’re POOR dad” 😂

  • @appa609
    @appa609 2 місяці тому +5

    Damn I gotta try that
    Hello
    I know it is late but
    I am thinking of you
    tonight I feel very close to the moon
    we are both alone
    are you alone too?
    by luck a late night walk has brought me to the foot of your apartment
    open the door that we may remain together a little less alone
    in a world that is so cold

  • @stephanielorant5142
    @stephanielorant5142 2 місяці тому +31

    Being French but having lived in England and the US, I do think the French booty call is a work of art, or at least way more playful, therefore more exciting and fun.

    • @sharpwip5607
      @sharpwip5607 Місяць тому +1

      Agree with you 100%. She needs to make a video on the work of Art on how a French man convinces you to go home with him after a dinner night.. (Hint: has nothing to do with alcohol, the alcohol is always very moderate when going out with them.)

  • @etherealzero-hf4cx
    @etherealzero-hf4cx 3 місяці тому +50

    C'était excellent 👍

  • @maomuller3378
    @maomuller3378 2 місяці тому +344

    I'm French. We do use English words in French, but apart from corporate speak (which is pretty recent) the only English words we use are words that only *we* use - English people don't use them. We made them.

  • @essence178
    @essence178 2 місяці тому +69

    It’s called knowing how to romance..I prefer the French way..😊😊

    • @NickMak-m2c
      @NickMak-m2c 2 місяці тому

      The American way is just to copy whatever the English think "What're we doing we're making fun of the French now even though they helped us kick your ass for our freedom. Sure. HEY FRANCE! LOST WORLD WAR 2 MUCH HA-HAAA!"
      That's gotta be half the dopes in America

  • @alansmith2203
    @alansmith2203 2 місяці тому +48

    This comedian has a high IQ. Great insights into dating a French man vs an English man. Loved her routine

  • @PatentPending-le6qj
    @PatentPending-le6qj 2 місяці тому +52

    Her delivery is spot on, I just had to rewind the first minute & ten seconds.😂😂❤

  • @Dominasty
    @Dominasty 2 місяці тому +10

    Wow, I actually enjoyed this a LOT because you tickled my brain and my funny bone - best kind of comedy.

  • @lindsayalisonstevens3592
    @lindsayalisonstevens3592 2 місяці тому +121

    Lmfao at that French booty call 😂😂😂

    • @VinceYT2408
      @VinceYT2408 2 місяці тому

      Well, not doing that myself...but I never made booty calls.

    • @dan-nutu
      @dan-nutu 2 місяці тому +6

      The Moon part was hilarious

    • @juliendda644
      @juliendda644 Місяць тому +1

      Why ? Women in France don't like direct attack !

  • @lc1138
    @lc1138 2 місяці тому +17

    Congrats for your accent. I can't fully judge the english accent, but until there were some long sentences in french I thought "c'est pas possible, elle est britannique et elle est juste revenue vivre là-bas"

    • @jeylful
      @jeylful 2 місяці тому +1

      Does she have a foreign accent in French? Or does she sound native. I am starting to learn French and when she was counting, I expected the "trois" to sound with a stronger R but then I am just learning...

    • @MinhthanhDo
      @MinhthanhDo 2 місяці тому

      She does have the Anglophone accent in French. I think She is English but has lived in France in my opinion.

  • @miss2971
    @miss2971 18 днів тому +3

    My God I don't know who she is but she was amazing, I learned a lot.
    Thank you lady ❤

  • @JimBalter
    @JimBalter 2 місяці тому +5

    At the Battle of Hastings and during the Hundred Years War the French called the English les goddams, because the English were always swearing. In the Bayeux tapestry that illustrates the battle, all the Englishmen have mustaches.

  • @hakichiki
    @hakichiki 2 місяці тому +11

    Me:
    Imagining the epic #LaughMicBattle between she and Eddie Izzard!

  • @stejer211
    @stejer211 2 місяці тому +54

    To say the least she has adapted well to English fashion, my goodness.

    • @rupaparna
      @rupaparna 2 місяці тому +8

      The pants are french. The top is english

  • @kassper82
    @kassper82 27 днів тому +2

    I'm no fashion expert but where are her friends and why did they let her walk out of the house wearing that outfit combination? WTF.

  • @maxximumb
    @maxximumb 7 місяців тому +45

    How am I only just discovering her now?

  • @JoeWolsing
    @JoeWolsing 2 місяці тому +6

    If you feel you can no longer endure what you can't endure, think of all of us loving and sharing your brilliant work. You are one of our loud voices. We hear you, we see you! Try to feed your heart with it!

  • @gr8dvd
    @gr8dvd 2 місяці тому +18

    "You’ve been gorgeous." Funny, exactly what I was thinking.

  • @dan-nutu
    @dan-nutu 2 місяці тому +13

    The no laughter pause after the statement at 3:34-3:39 is priceless!

  • @hybridepigenes
    @hybridepigenes 2 місяці тому +33

    I am 63 and have never had a booty call. Fuck, where did life go!?

    • @teresafinoalchemy
      @teresafinoalchemy 2 місяці тому +15

      There's still time...

    • @NickMak-m2c
      @NickMak-m2c 2 місяці тому +6

      I'm 30 and have never sent one, I'm just too polite for all that

    • @hybridepigenes
      @hybridepigenes 2 місяці тому +3

      @@teresafinoalchemy seriously, there is none.

    • @apebass2215
      @apebass2215 2 місяці тому +15

      You've not missed out.

    • @hybridepigenes
      @hybridepigenes 2 місяці тому

      @@NickMak-m2c apparently you just. Have to ask for it!!!!

  • @5ilvergun
    @5ilvergun Місяць тому +2

    Why is it that women cannot make a joke without sex talk? This is so cringe. My dear Tatty, please stop this.

  • @veronicachic
    @veronicachic Місяць тому +3

    Cringe

  • @YvanBerthier
    @YvanBerthier Місяць тому +2

    Elle est très très très bonne ! J'adore !

  • @gritsonamission
    @gritsonamission 21 день тому +3

    I cackled through the entire set! Loved it! Looking forward to more from Tatty Macleod!

  • @williamtendo7835
    @williamtendo7835 2 місяці тому +16

    She is intelligently hilarious 😊

  • @meldoborel
    @meldoborel 2 місяці тому +50

    C'est vrai !! Les mecs français créent un énorme fossé entre ce qu'ils te vendent et ce que tu obtiens ^^ MDR

    • @gengis737
      @gengis737 2 місяці тому +6

      Mais certains essaient très activement de le combler 😃

    • @meldoborel
      @meldoborel 2 місяці тому +6

      @@gengis737 LOL Je ne désespère pas de rencontrer cette minorité ^^

    • @lc1138
      @lc1138 2 місяці тому +2

      Ouch. 💢

    • @igalbitan5096
      @igalbitan5096 2 місяці тому +2

      Un peu comme sur Wish, entre ce qui est présenté sur le site et ce qui est livré... Wish Lovers, donc. 🤣

    • @Specoups
      @Specoups 2 місяці тому +1

      Si vous n'aviez pas des attentes délirantes, on serait pas tenus de faire semblant de pouvoir y répondre :)
      C'est la loi du marché.

  • @KAZVorpal
    @KAZVorpal Місяць тому +1

    She's sorta lying, there.
    While the English mock the french by calling them a French food...frogs...
    The French mock the English by calling them an English food...rosbif.
    Roast Beef.
    There's a great chain of English cuisine pubs in Paris called Frog and Rosbif.

  • @E2E2_E2E2
    @E2E2_E2E2 2 місяці тому +8

    I want to watch again Roman Frayssinet stand up about his booty call just after that, it’s exactly this 😂

  • @aardvarkmindshank
    @aardvarkmindshank Місяць тому +2

    And women continue to not be very funny 🥱

  • @damightyshabba439
    @damightyshabba439 2 місяці тому +13

    Enjoyed that.... I hope UA-cam Algo picks up my like and shows me more....

  • @peter3664
    @peter3664 2 місяці тому +2

    She's never worked in a French office if she thinks they don't throw in English words all the time. French business lingo is like half English, trying to sound au courant. "hYes, t'inquiete c'est fait dans le backuhground"

  • @oliviastar3812
    @oliviastar3812 2 місяці тому +5

    Anyone know what she says at 6:08 when she talks in French ....when she was talking about what the French say "..... Innit mate!"?

    • @Gael-pn9ki
      @Gael-pn9ki 2 місяці тому +3

      "Écoute mec je vais prendre un verre, moi je suis partant, après à toi de voir hein"

  • @nypala
    @nypala Місяць тому +2

    My grandpa had six daughters. He survived because he was out working in the fields from morning to evening.

  • @E2E2_E2E2
    @E2E2_E2E2 2 місяці тому +5

    English would love us French more than we do ? Come on that’s ridiculous, they hate us and think we are RUDE for some still unexplained reason 😢(please tell us why !!)… when WE jealous so much their freedom in fashion, music scene, relationships with the US and sens of tradition in a so cool way… 🥰
    Aah I want to come back soon in GB 🇫🇷 ❤🇬🇧

    • @timmurphy5541
      @timmurphy5541 2 місяці тому +1

      They typically mock whatever contradicts their world view. But so does every nationality at some point. Time we stopped being like this and just got on.

    • @xnsxxnsx
      @xnsxxnsx Місяць тому

      The French customer service is so rude!

  • @lamourouxhugues6461
    @lamourouxhugues6461 2 місяці тому +1

    ahaha i understand why she left France !!! wrong picking with french dudes ! btw classic misunderstanding between french men&women. very classic lol (i'm french ) French dudes think the same about French women than she thinks about French guys :) hilarious !

  • @ordisono6816
    @ordisono6816 2 місяці тому +6

    2:34 > Like the scene in "Bruce almighty" (Moon, stars) lol

  • @bl7817
    @bl7817 23 години тому +1

    My French BF fed me peeled grapes in bed. He even washed them first.

  • @SilkyStyle
    @SilkyStyle 2 місяці тому +22

    She's very funny and likable❤

  • @bt-os5oq
    @bt-os5oq Місяць тому +2

    This is crap.

  • @davyr847
    @davyr847 2 місяці тому +21

    Ello darlin, fancy some room temperature gin? 😂😂

    • @JinxyVision
      @JinxyVision 2 місяці тому +2

      gotta bring your own lemons luv

  • @hugo54758
    @hugo54758 2 місяці тому +1

    This is stupid. There is no French stereotypes that stand true. People of French origin are a minority in many urban French cities. Our culture has been well ... transformed if not islamized.

  • @mysticalMELODY
    @mysticalMELODY 2 місяці тому +6

    I have 8 sisters!!

    • @dan-nutu
      @dan-nutu 2 місяці тому +1

      All from the same parents?!

    • @mysticalMELODY
      @mysticalMELODY 2 місяці тому +2

      @@dan-nutu yes, and 5 brothers!!
      I used to wish my dad would take another wife. 😂

  • @fritzhieke7209
    @fritzhieke7209 Місяць тому +2

    boring

  • @babelbabel2419
    @babelbabel2419 2 місяці тому +16

    Her French is spectacular. Really rare not to have the slightest hint of an English accent. Even when switching back and forth within the same sentence. A true bilingual speaker.

    • @agentstar734
      @agentstar734 Місяць тому +3

      She is French, that checks out

    • @babelbabel2419
      @babelbabel2419 Місяць тому

      @agentstar734 she's both I guess as she spent her childhood in France with her English family

    • @agentstar734
      @agentstar734 Місяць тому +1

      @@babelbabel2419 she inhabited in England for more than 15 years now, so she got quite some time to get fluent
      Maybe the family helped too

  • @tyrionlannister2565
    @tyrionlannister2565 2 місяці тому +2

    I always thought the French hated the English but I’m starting to think they low key like each other.

  • @robertgoerss
    @robertgoerss 2 місяці тому +5

    Beautiful, especially at the end!

  • @chrismastersmah5037
    @chrismastersmah5037 26 днів тому +1

    ✨Phenomenal.

  • @infadeldog13
    @infadeldog13 2 місяці тому +13

    Funny! Also, ‘orgasm’ a French word too? Means ‘little death’ - maybe that Frenchman wasn’t exaggerating about his ex! 😮😅

  • @OnaOmaOla
    @OnaOmaOla 2 місяці тому +1

    Aren't they all just Muslim now?

  • @kato.......
    @kato....... 6 місяців тому +9

    😂 brilliant patter

  • @RattledPan
    @RattledPan 2 місяці тому +2

    My Grandma's advice might be appropriate. "You can't look/be dumb unless you open your mouth". That my good Christian grandmother would not make the connection to give another oldie but goldie of hers: "Never talk with your mouth full." is understandable. Her grandson, a consument queer-person would have no problem whatsoever sharing the later advice. And, obviously if you are going to town on any of these horny suitors, I shall assume you travel with Protection.
    Good golly and hey! You are one funny person! I'm glad I bumped into your share of the 21st century~!!😂🤣😂🥰

  • @maninthemiddleground2316
    @maninthemiddleground2316 2 місяці тому +3

    Somehow I am reminded of the Matrix character named Merovingian.

  • @polenoque
    @polenoque Місяць тому +2

    once again got convinced that there's something wrong with people who laugh at stand-ups. it's hardly funny

  • @StephanieMT
    @StephanieMT 2 місяці тому +4

    I laughed so much at this. Great stuff

  • @surronzak8154
    @surronzak8154 Місяць тому +1

    I would never want a women who says yes to a "up to an aubergine" from a guy she isn't in couple with ... I guess I'm old fashioned

  • @saelind73
    @saelind73 2 місяці тому +3

    Italian would be: Hey, I was thinking about you. Are you up for a spaghetti aglio e olio? 😍😆

    • @pegapage9603
      @pegapage9603 2 місяці тому +1

      No, that's not the Italian way. They come straight to your house and write a text: apri. Open. That's it.

    • @sub-jec-tiv
      @sub-jec-tiv 2 місяці тому +3

      @@pegapage9603😂

  • @ilips6588
    @ilips6588 2 місяці тому +1

    Why do the french always have to comment "I'm french,.." in youtube videos? No one cares..

  • @bbb1081703
    @bbb1081703 2 місяці тому +3

    She is actually quite funny

  • @stefantom4
    @stefantom4 2 місяці тому +2

    This crowd was dry as hell but she was really funny

  • @Twin.motors
    @Twin.motors 2 місяці тому +5

    Why. Why do women comedians ALWAYS go for sex topics ?
    Every woman comedian does the same thing..

    • @NickMak-m2c
      @NickMak-m2c 2 місяці тому

      It sells, it excites people, it's how they end up being seen through all the noise. It's an aspect of femininity, perhaps moreso part of femininity than sexuallity is part of masculinity--it's hard to say. I've heard from multiple women that the way they talk amongst themselves about sex is way more detailed and graphic than men do, as perverse then male reputation is with "locker room talk" and all that. That's just part of their general power and interest, women are the hosts of the sexual marketplace. Probably why they seem to hate on sluts so much. XD

  • @ChocolateJewels
    @ChocolateJewels Місяць тому +2

    OMG, she is lovely! I want more.

  • @gw7624
    @gw7624 2 місяці тому +26

    French men: Why do you English men not make any effort?
    English men: Have you _seen_ our women?

  • @essforsence2907
    @essforsence2907 27 днів тому +1

    I'm french and I forgot this frenglish accent...I laughed so much. I don't know it it is perceived as a joke or as The Little Prince speaking x)

  • @frankgradus9474
    @frankgradus9474 2 місяці тому +5

    Bravo.

  • @Tim3.14
    @Tim3.14 2 місяці тому +2

    aubergine = eggplant, for those on this side of the ocean

    • @MaNuLaToROfficial
      @MaNuLaToROfficial 2 місяці тому +1

      thanks for this i was like wtf is an aubergine? is that this batches name? (batch = b|tch)

    • @xnsxxnsx
      @xnsxxnsx Місяць тому

      ​@@MaNuLaToROfficial how comes Americans are so ignorant on the English words in Britain!
      The Brits know all the Americanisms by heart!
      I'm a northern European with English being my 3rd language and I'm fluent in British AND American words. What's wrong with YOU!

  • @pallinagialla97
    @pallinagialla97 2 місяці тому +3

    Hahhaha this is so relatable!

  • @plantstho6599
    @plantstho6599 2 місяці тому +2

    She's describing Pepe Le Pew's stalkerish behavior.

  • @AndrooUK
    @AndrooUK 2 місяці тому +6

    Are woman comedians contractually obligated to tell jokes about periods, boobs, and sex?

    • @tahsina.c
      @tahsina.c Місяць тому +4

      And are male audiences contractually obligated to fixate on said jokes?

  • @kanariesla
    @kanariesla Місяць тому +1

    horrible outfit

  • @fabyao
    @fabyao 2 місяці тому +3

    Merveilleuse

  • @PeterPups0815
    @PeterPups0815 2 місяці тому +1

    So, there is this cliché, that women ain't funny. And then these "funny" comedians show up to prove this cliché wrong. Why does it all have to be anti-men?
    It's Mario Barth for women ... horribly predictable and boring. Come on ladies, do better!

  • @bossbear7187
    @bossbear7187 2 місяці тому +3

    that was good. 😂

  • @arthyonyoutube
    @arthyonyoutube 2 місяці тому +2

    Am I the only one wondering why we don't have yet Tatty Macleod and Paul Taylor together for a comedy show ?