The Woman Darth Vader wanted to Penetrate the most with his Lightsaber [Canon] - Star Wars Explained

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  • @theseproblemsmatter1
    @theseproblemsmatter1 4 роки тому +4049

    I came here under false pretenses

  • @40mihirkulkarni44
    @40mihirkulkarni44 4 роки тому +9093

    Padme disliked this video

    • @Revenix
      @Revenix 4 роки тому +243

      Leia and Luke fainted

    • @trapclowers9523
      @trapclowers9523 4 роки тому +236

      Vader left for the milk

    • @uthopia27
      @uthopia27 4 роки тому +46

      it should be ghost padme cause now ( spoiler ) everyone can be a force ghost

    • @itachi_uchiha1538
      @itachi_uchiha1538 4 роки тому +33

      Mihir Kulkarni YOU TURNED HER AGAINST ME!

    • @x-rex7236
      @x-rex7236 4 роки тому +14

      Kylo ren too

  • @lowhp_comic
    @lowhp_comic Рік тому +897

    Imagine if Aphra suddenly appeared after the Emperor's death and Vader being unmasked, he just goes right back to being Vader trying to kill her

    • @luigifan001
      @luigifan001 Рік тому +132

      "Oh hey, the second death star.
      What are the odds!"
      *Vader stars hyperventilating in Luke's arms*

    • @suarez9108
      @suarez9108 Рік тому +105

      @@luigifan001 “Luke hold me back, I wanna be a force ghost .”

    • @MariOmor1
      @MariOmor1 Рік тому +1

      Vader: I AM GOING TO PENETRATE YOU

    • @tinobemellow
      @tinobemellow 5 місяців тому +16

      "Put the goddamned mask back on..."

  • @KnowDude
    @KnowDude Рік тому +324

    So Aphra, a twenty-something, non-force sensitive, regular human girl can stand up to Darth Vader and even defeat the Sith Lord. This sounds more like a self-insert fan fiction than a canon story.

    • @tomioluwa1284
      @tomioluwa1284 Рік тому +36

      Defeats is a strong I'd say she more subdued him. But I think she's pretty cool

    • @MariOmor1
      @MariOmor1 Рік тому +82

      Just like that other fan-fiction where a girl younger than Aphra managed to beat Darth Sidious with only a year of training

    • @StonedPatriotX
      @StonedPatriotX Рік тому +11

      Do you truly believe no non force user can't at least have the wits to escape the dark lord. I mean lets be honest if it was a fan fiction she would of robbed his suit and sold it.

    • @HenryLouis21
      @HenryLouis21 Рік тому +14

      I'm sorry, what do you expect a canon story to be like? I fail to see how this is self-insert fan fiction and more just writers putting Aphra through crazy scenarios that she was able to get through using her intelligence and wit. It should be a testament to her character because its one of the things I like about Aphra, she has gone through these crazy scenarios and somehow was able to survive every encounter ever.

    • @thedarkcod4824
      @thedarkcod4824 Рік тому +35

      @@HenryLouis21 My guy that's called plot armor. It's not entirely unreasonable for a character to outwit/escape vader once, or maybe even twice, but the amount of times she has, and in the ways she has, is simply just plot armor, and contradicts the power vader is supposed to have.

  • @arandomsquidward7761
    @arandomsquidward7761 4 роки тому +8429

    **angry padme noises**

  • @HoosierBoy-ef4gs
    @HoosierBoy-ef4gs 3 роки тому +10796

    *The Woman Darth Vader wanted to Penetrate the most*
    *with his lightsaber.* [Good save]

  • @thataintfalco7106
    @thataintfalco7106 Рік тому +305

    I like her story but holy shit there were so many things that just conveniently was there to help her, like the thing her dad gave her to deter force users, which makes zero sense that he’d have that in the first place. The plot armor is strong with her, although it’s also strong with a lot of other characters so it’s not that big a deal

    • @josedavidcastillo9241
      @josedavidcastillo9241 Рік тому +46

      The power of a bad script

    • @lukescrew1981
      @lukescrew1981 9 місяців тому +3

      It reminds me of a certain someone who was close with Anakin

    • @Lr.Laecro.Lirus3445
      @Lr.Laecro.Lirus3445 6 місяців тому +7

      Her dad is a Jedi-researcher, how shouldn't he have that?

    • @BobbyBoy-pe2qt
      @BobbyBoy-pe2qt 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@josedavidcastillo9241you clowns like boba fett being able to go toe to toe with vader to hell already

    • @alexpena4091
      @alexpena4091 2 місяці тому

      I mean her dad researched things about the Jedi and since the Jedi aren't known for opening up about all the secrets they have this thing her dad had could of been something from the Jedi civil war or when the Jedi were split in two fighting the first dark Jedi

  • @2Drunk2Die
    @2Drunk2Die 2 роки тому +131

    Maybe it's because its all summarized in a single video but this sounds like Star Wars fanfiction with Aphra being someone's self-insert.
    "Yeah, and after I saved the Emperor a THIRD time, I was declared Hero of the Empire and Vader was just like so mad but I managed to escape him AGAIN by tricking and defeating him."

    • @kizentheslayer
      @kizentheslayer Рік тому +25

      The video makes her seem more likeable than the comics. She is plot armor galore.

    • @lukescrew1981
      @lukescrew1981 9 місяців тому +3

      Reminds me of Ahsoka

    • @lukescrew1981
      @lukescrew1981 9 місяців тому +2

      ​@@kizentheslayerFalse

    • @BobbyBoy-pe2qt
      @BobbyBoy-pe2qt 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@kizentheslayerwhat are you clowns crying about? You like luke you like boba fett but thos is plot armor

    • @Juancr2006
      @Juancr2006 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@BobbyBoy-pe2qtbecause they are at least interesting

  • @zerere_
    @zerere_ 4 роки тому +7440

    Reads the title: I’m so dirty minded, so uncivilized.
    Goes to comment section: This is where the fun begins.

    • @redditeeeee3287
      @redditeeeee3287 3 роки тому +14

      69 LIKES

    • @EmptyMan000
      @EmptyMan000 3 роки тому +16

      Oh please. How many contexts are there where a man can say they penetrated a woman? You're just thinking the most general context.

    • @sicthemutt
      @sicthemutt 3 роки тому +8

      This comment wins

    • @jaydenm2692
      @jaydenm2692 3 роки тому +3

      I was the 699 like

    • @slicknugget2157
      @slicknugget2157 3 роки тому +6

      *It's show time*

  • @midmac3891
    @midmac3891 4 роки тому +3316

    Me reading the title:
    "The woman Darth Vader wanted to penetrate the most"

  • @franklinpeters6297
    @franklinpeters6297 Рік тому +22

    Vader's new empire:
    A girl, a two psychotic droids, and an infinite supply of battle droids
    Vader: it's a start

  • @terraincognita3749
    @terraincognita3749 Рік тому +19

    Aphra was definitely in awe of Darth Vader. When they first met, she did not know how to address him: "Mr Lord Vader."; "Sir? Your majesty? Your illustriousness?"
    She settles on "Sir Vader", only to have Vader coolly correct her: "LORD Vader. Continue."

  • @Tw0Dots
    @Tw0Dots 4 роки тому +3620

    Penetrate-
    Everyone: *click*
    -with his lightsaber.
    Well that still sounds like innuendo.

  • @jamescollins1693
    @jamescollins1693 4 роки тому +6203

    Me, reading the title:
    "They had us in the first half, not gonna lie"

    • @gigachad-jh1dh
      @gigachad-jh1dh 4 роки тому +4

      Burnt Noodles dam

    • @safwansaid4596
      @safwansaid4596 4 роки тому +4

      Burnt Noodles 😂😂😂

    • @mushi1576
      @mushi1576 4 роки тому +17

      Still, his lightsaber might mean something else 😏

    • @itznotserioussgaming882
      @itznotserioussgaming882 4 роки тому +2

      Sammmmeeee😂😂😂

    • @tekkaden8436
      @tekkaden8436 4 роки тому +6

      When I saw I was like how could you do it but I was also like who is it I need to see but then I read the whole thing

  • @KipcreateGaming
    @KipcreateGaming Рік тому +34

    She got her design from Tumblr, and plot armor straight from Wayne Enterprises.

  • @erevinwinter
    @erevinwinter 2 роки тому +414

    I unironically want a series adaptation about her. It can be thrilling.

    • @theargentino4245
      @theargentino4245 Рік тому +6

      Its gonna happen I think.

    • @billdavis7577
      @billdavis7577 Рік тому +26

      @@theargentino4245 Lol nope, a bit character from a comic that sold poorly isnt about to get a show.

    • @theargentino4245
      @theargentino4245 Рік тому +12

      @@billdavis7577 and yet we got Cpt Marvel which never sells well in comics.

    • @billdavis7577
      @billdavis7577 Рік тому +14

      @@theargentino4245 Ya, but Captain Marvel is a well established character that has been around in some form for a long time. This character is relatively new an unknown, plus she comes off as a plot armored self insert character written by a hack.

    • @josedavidcastillo9241
      @josedavidcastillo9241 Рік тому +2

      hell no

  • @Nudlz-nu1ym
    @Nudlz-nu1ym 4 роки тому +3706

    *Big black monster penetrates tiny doctor with mighty anger*

  • @search7772
    @search7772 4 роки тому +2879

    Darth Vader really wanted to execute order 69...

  • @kapresenpai
    @kapresenpai 2 роки тому +11

    Me knowing this is canon: oh...
    Padme to vader: why are you running, why are you run-

  • @masha22092000r
    @masha22092000r Місяць тому +3

    Dr. Aphra is that character who got unexpectedly VERY popular and so instead of dying on time - the writers keep saving her in increasingly weird feats of plot armor.

  • @kipsea3409
    @kipsea3409 4 роки тому +2219

    *Sith lord penetrates girl gone wrong*

    • @astandupguy6579
      @astandupguy6579 4 роки тому +101

      *gone wrong (gone sexual)

    • @trapclowers9523
      @trapclowers9523 4 роки тому +43

      *gone sexual gone Vader has to get the milk

    • @truskoysusaventuras
      @truskoysusaventuras 4 роки тому +9

      Gone right

    • @owens.studios
      @owens.studios 4 роки тому +21

      (Gone wrong)(gone sexual)(Empire was called)(almost died)

    • @justjavinava558
      @justjavinava558 4 роки тому +8

      *Sith lord gets obsessed for someone who isn't his late wife gone wrong*

  • @hanimeviewer
    @hanimeviewer 4 роки тому +4571

    Everyone: *reads the title*
    I got a bad feeling about this

    • @baibai4897
      @baibai4897 4 роки тому +74

      GROGNAK _56 correction*
      *this is where the fun begins*

    • @travisozwald8117
      @travisozwald8117 4 роки тому +6

      I just wanted to say. I'm your 1 thousandth like

    • @hanimeviewer
      @hanimeviewer 4 роки тому +1

      Travis Ozwald to be honest I didn’t even know I had this much likes until you said something thanks

    • @jaboys6215
      @jaboys6215 4 роки тому +7

      all the video said was. The Woman Darth Vader wanted to Penetrate the most...
      so yeah that was not worded vary well, or was it.

    • @bush9091
      @bush9091 4 роки тому

      Lol so true

  • @CaptainAmerica930
    @CaptainAmerica930 Рік тому +271

    This woman outsmarted Darth Vader 3 times & lived.
    Tremendous respect.
    This girl is my hero.

    • @mobgabriel1767
      @mobgabriel1767 Рік тому +22

      obi Wan: finally a worthy oponent our battle Will be legendary

    • @RealestKinga
      @RealestKinga Рік тому +33

      This girl is a donut steel OC who bests Vader three times and is generally insufferable.

    • @firemonger5409
      @firemonger5409 Рік тому +2

      Not

    • @firemonger5409
      @firemonger5409 Рік тому +2

      @@RealestKingano she didn’t

    • @firemonger5409
      @firemonger5409 Рік тому

      Typical female empowerment that isn’t needed

  • @beentheredonethat5908
    @beentheredonethat5908 Рік тому +306

    The thing so many don't understand, no matter how evil Palpatine and Vader was, the empire actually made life in the galaxy better for many.
    They brought food , water, security, and education across the galaxy, and freed all slaves from empire space. As usual, the political and military leaders were corrupt, but the system actually benefits the normal people, much more then the senate and jedi did.
    Sad but true!

    • @napoleoncorneliusscipio5141
      @napoleoncorneliusscipio5141 Рік тому +31

      I like to imagine that in some planetary system on the other side of the Star Wars galaxy, while we're watching that horrific ep9, a wild Vietnam-war-like battle is going on. I wish we had more Star Wars Stories, like Rogue One but from an imperial perspective. Stormtrooper platoons braving the thick jungles and venomous hot weather, their white armor usually painted green and mud-brown by the troops to keep cool and camouflage, and their life of enduring the goopy MRE rations they get and scrounging for supplies, all the while trying to get the VCs- rebels, I mean. And of course, hover ships dropping napalm and Agent Orange and all the necessary activities.

    • @jamesschrupp1981
      @jamesschrupp1981 Рік тому +50

      Yeah, the biggest downfall of the Empire is that they always demanded impossible results which would then require the most ruthless and brutal tactics.
      Part of this video shows that the Empire came and saved the young girl from the bandits, which makes the Empire look good. However, you later learn the empire itself PUT the bandits there to force the settlers to need protection and thus make the empire's take over of the world smoother.

    • @thefett3862
      @thefett3862 Рік тому +1

      The Empire commits genocide to species like Geonosians and Lasats, anniquilates planets (with all people, plants, culture and animals) like Alderaan or Mandalore and slaved others like the wookies.
      In Rebels, Bad Batch and other shows we see that there still poverty, even more and ridiculous norms like curfews and privaty invasions.
      I don't see any of that positive. It's only the same old fascim.

    • @jerry3790
      @jerry3790 Рік тому +14

      Not to mention peace, justice, freedom and security

    • @anna-flora999
      @anna-flora999 Рік тому

      They literally enslaved people.

  • @pinocchio4291
    @pinocchio4291 4 роки тому +8816

    Sees title:
    *goes straight to comment section*

  • @c4llahan
    @c4llahan 4 роки тому +3050

    That title is kinky af.

  • @josephstafford2920
    @josephstafford2920 Рік тому +6

    Luke: Father please, leave the dark side behind. Rejoin us.
    Vader: Okay son I will return to the light.
    Aphra: Hey what's up? Long time no see, still alive by the way.
    Vader: But first let me just take care of something.... Aphraaaaaaa!!!

  • @nether322
    @nether322 Рік тому +1

    The Lore Master after writing the title: ua-cam.com/users/shorts12Ot7gBBlco?feature=share

  • @masvindu
    @masvindu 4 роки тому +2775

    Star wars channels: *exist*
    The Lore Master: "I find your lack of clickbait disturbing"

    • @idunno3349
      @idunno3349 4 роки тому +10

      I can't tell if ur hating or joking

    • @masvindu
      @masvindu 4 роки тому +86

      @@idunno3349 Joking. This is the funny kind of clickbait, not the outright dishonest kind :P

    • @idunno3349
      @idunno3349 4 роки тому +7

      @@masvindu oh by the confusing title?

    • @masvindu
      @masvindu 4 роки тому +6

      @@idunno3349 Yes

    • @KraNisOG
      @KraNisOG 4 роки тому +24

      Technically this isn't clickbait

  • @JDOnti
    @JDOnti 4 роки тому +9213

    Padme: "its treason then"

  • @spencersholden
    @spencersholden Рік тому +47

    I love how lucky Aphra is. She’s like the female Han Solo. No Force powers, just luck.

    • @josedavidcastillo9241
      @josedavidcastillo9241 Рік тому +7

      Her power is plot armor

    • @gysaidurgans7330
      @gysaidurgans7330 3 місяці тому

      She's a professional escape artist. Survives the Holdo Manueanver and airlock punishment.

  • @happyrama2764
    @happyrama2764 2 роки тому +48

    Ya know I'm kinda with Vader on this one, she's after escaping him waaaay too many times, At this stage I want Vader to catch her and put and end to this cat and mouse chase.

    • @sinfuladam
      @sinfuladam 2 роки тому +15

      Can you imagine at the end of return of the Jedi when Vader is about to be set on fire and somebody mentions that she still alive and he immediately just gets up and is like
      “APHRAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!”

  • @aceofspadesguy4913
    @aceofspadesguy4913 4 роки тому +2730

    This chick has more plot armor than the protagonists.

    • @blessedbow720
      @blessedbow720 4 роки тому +224

      don't worry its balanced out by her constant increase of depresion, guilt and loneliness tho i will admit the ones she cares about get the worse end of it in the moment

    • @soldyaboi8394
      @soldyaboi8394 4 роки тому +44

      @Zac Lodro best sentence of 2019.

    • @RougeHunter141
      @RougeHunter141 4 роки тому +7

      *ahem* Antagonist

    • @blankpage9277
      @blankpage9277 4 роки тому +86

      Does she at least get sliced to bits eventually? She kind of turns Vader into a wimp by always surviving him.

    • @anarchomando7707
      @anarchomando7707 4 роки тому +9

      @@blankpage9277 she is one of the many he uses as his underling

  • @conner3626
    @conner3626 4 роки тому +3130

    The title: the woman darth vader wanted to penetrate the most.
    Every soul in existence: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @jaywbell2002
      @jaywbell2002 4 роки тому +30

      Danny N 69th like this comment is officially balanced as all things should be

    • @kurtsaidwhat
      @kurtsaidwhat 4 роки тому +26

      I sense a disturbance in the force...

    • @pretendstickman
      @pretendstickman 4 роки тому +4

      Dammit

    • @nuke2625
      @nuke2625 4 роки тому +10

      There is a huge discomfort under his pants.

    • @Odinsday
      @Odinsday 4 роки тому +12

      Is that your lightsaber or are you just happy to see me?

  • @TheAwesomeDarkNinja
    @TheAwesomeDarkNinja Рік тому +70

    It's sad how Disney was so adamant making Aphra, and she's actually a pretty cool character - yet they never use her.

    • @BOY1thousand
      @BOY1thousand Рік тому +7

      They can't use her because she's just the non-jedi version of Rey who's an archaeologist. Nothing cool about that.

    • @TheAwesomeDarkNinja
      @TheAwesomeDarkNinja Рік тому +11

      @@BOY1thousand Wait what? What part of her screams "Rey" to you?

    • @leozaz9402
      @leozaz9402 Рік тому +8

      Aphra is barely a character. Nothing "cool"

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 Рік тому +2

      @@leozaz9402
      Already a better movie than "Rise of Skywalker"

    • @leozaz9402
      @leozaz9402 Рік тому +1

      @@davidhong1934 both are gay

  • @nick3xtremegaming212
    @nick3xtremegaming212 2 роки тому +4

    Vader: Just die already!
    Aphra: No.

  • @blackmercury2796
    @blackmercury2796 3 роки тому +14009

    Video: Has "Woman" and "Penetrate" in the title
    Everyone: *"You know the rules, and so do I"*

  • @bravecylinder93
    @bravecylinder93 4 роки тому +4944

    Me: *reads title*
    My brain: *lego padmé death sound*

  • @coconut889
    @coconut889 2 роки тому +8

    This was such a long story the thing that still misses is Vader with the final blow suddenly sensing she is force sensitive and training her to be his apprentice

  • @midnari
    @midnari 2 роки тому +11

    No. They allowed a writer to create an OC to defeat one of the most powerful Sith in history. What was the point of Luke? Clearly she could kill Vader all by herself.

    • @MesaAufenhand
      @MesaAufenhand Рік тому

      it took a whole jedi temple traps to hold him temporarily

    • @MesaAufenhand
      @MesaAufenhand Рік тому

      saying by herself is just not giving Vader not enough credit

  • @ethanrsr5268
    @ethanrsr5268 4 роки тому +2814

    This doesn’t sound sexual at all...

    • @sentientsaladstudios6326
      @sentientsaladstudios6326 4 роки тому +15

      Who said anything about sexual?

    • @kristinlujan5612
      @kristinlujan5612 4 роки тому +78

      @@sentientsaladstudios6326 every one

    • @vortex283
      @vortex283 4 роки тому +4

      Sentient Salad Studios literally everyone

    • @vexingrabbit1824
      @vexingrabbit1824 4 роки тому +21

      Really? I thought that this entire adventure was about a really long hardcore foreplay by both the dark lord and the women.

    • @elijahfrizzell4816
      @elijahfrizzell4816 4 роки тому +10

      It took me 4 times to read this before it wasent dirty or sexual

  • @HexterXD
    @HexterXD 4 роки тому +13161

    Vader: *”T h e w o m a n i s m i n e t o p e n e t r a t e.”*

  • @jeusvox2878
    @jeusvox2878 2 роки тому +7

    It’s hard to imagine a droid like C3PO being the boss of a criminal Mafia 😂

  • @godmergiethemobilegamer
    @godmergiethemobilegamer 2 роки тому +3

    0:34 thanks for the generous wallpaper

  • @jsxerpa
    @jsxerpa 4 роки тому +13611

    ᴍᴇ: *looks at title* oh god I could imagine the comments
    ғɪʀsᴛ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛ: “Ah yes, execute order 69”

  • @loves.427
    @loves.427 4 роки тому +3403

    Title: "penetrate"
    Me: reads rest of title
    *CONFUSED NUT*

    • @anarchistnudle
      @anarchistnudle 4 роки тому +17

      Gotta give to ya, yur funy:>

    • @loves.427
      @loves.427 4 роки тому +10

      JUST A CUCK MOVE ALONG
      blush blush

    • @anarchistnudle
      @anarchistnudle 4 роки тому +8

      @@loves.427 What in the heall'

    • @loves.427
      @loves.427 4 роки тому +3

      JUST A CUCK MOVE ALONG
      Umm sorry no homo.

    • @jaydencybnilsen5940
      @jaydencybnilsen5940 4 роки тому +3

      @@loves.427 A BIG CUCK
      I'm not gay

  • @Intuitivelist
    @Intuitivelist Рік тому +13

    An outstanding example of plot armor.

    • @BobbyBoy-pe2qt
      @BobbyBoy-pe2qt 2 місяці тому

      No daeth vade that plot armor after he has does you clown

  • @tobeyreynolds8255
    @tobeyreynolds8255 2 роки тому +4

    Me: *Reads Title*
    Also me: Goes straight to the comments

  • @slinkster9815
    @slinkster9815 3 роки тому +7009

    He was afraid of her enjoying the choking

  • @user-ti4ry5eq9b
    @user-ti4ry5eq9b 4 роки тому +2074

    The title didn’t load past penetrate and I imagined the worst..

  • @definitelynot_tfol36
    @definitelynot_tfol36 2 роки тому +2

    Title: exists
    The Internet: *very poor choice of words*

  • @VVen0m
    @VVen0m 2 роки тому +1

    LMAO UA-cam actually cropped the "with his Lightsaber" out of the title when it appeared in my recommended

  • @kennethmaza5090
    @kennethmaza5090 4 роки тому +3605

    I read the title wrong

  • @tasteofhey1538
    @tasteofhey1538 4 роки тому +3009

    why the hell this man say penetrate

  • @Jurassiccanonking
    @Jurassiccanonking 11 місяців тому +4

    I have read all of the Doctor Aphra comics but considering how long she survived and even defeated Vader the force was definitely on her side.

  • @heresywithana
    @heresywithana 2 роки тому +3

    Darth Vader: *Why am I always on the low ground?*

  • @sebastianjamrozik3675
    @sebastianjamrozik3675 4 роки тому +2042

    Very strange title

  • @HolkHugan
    @HolkHugan 4 роки тому +822

    You knew what you were doing when you wrote that title

    • @HartlyLion
      @HartlyLion 4 роки тому +1

      He is a Sith Lord, of course he did!

    • @TheReal2KD
      @TheReal2KD 4 роки тому

      😂😂

  • @dante_0962
    @dante_0962 Рік тому +3

    I love palpatines reaction when he find out what Vader was doing.

  • @Pegyson
    @Pegyson Рік тому +5

    Man, what a perfect string of conveniences for her, totally did it with skill alone

  • @francescosanvito5844
    @francescosanvito5844 4 роки тому +1395

    "the woman Darth Vader wanted to penetrate the most..."
    *Clicks on the video*
    "...with his lightsaber"
    They got us in the first half, not gonna lie...

    • @Lumanova
      @Lumanova 4 роки тому +12

      The lightsaber only makes it better.

    • @catscats4321
      @catscats4321 4 роки тому +5

      Inuendo, hey babe wanna see my lightsaber.

    • @joejeffbob3127
      @joejeffbob3127 4 роки тому +2

      @@catscats4321 only if its long and pointy

    • @joejeffbob3127
      @joejeffbob3127 4 роки тому +1

      im not gay

    • @fazedlocseryu5093
      @fazedlocseryu5093 4 роки тому +2

      joejeffbob surrreeeeeeeeeeeee

  • @TraxelAxel
    @TraxelAxel 4 роки тому +1466

    Nice title man. Next I want a video about Vader drowning a woman, and the inuendo title could be " the one woman who Vader made soaking wet

    • @tointoin9606
      @tointoin9606 4 роки тому +31

      Nice.

    • @ilikenougat8892
      @ilikenougat8892 4 роки тому +16

      Holy shit, you got 239 likes in 52 minutes. 0_o

    • @STARKILLER15100
      @STARKILLER15100 4 роки тому +16

      Lol he should just keep doing innuendo titles from now on lol

    • @LuisSanchez-de8ei
      @LuisSanchez-de8ei 4 роки тому +1

      Nice.

    • @sonicmania6753
      @sonicmania6753 4 роки тому +1

      rob 998 you can find some being angry at him in his top comment. Pretty pathetic in my opinion

  • @WhoTao-nm1uw
    @WhoTao-nm1uw Рік тому +2

    It’s no wonder Darth Vader never managed to penetrate Aphra.
    He didn’t have a healthy meat rod to in the first place.

  • @EndExtinction
    @EndExtinction 2 роки тому

    Glad you added with his lightsaber in the title

  • @marquisealexander1371
    @marquisealexander1371 4 роки тому +2320

    Now we all know there's only one woman Vader would want to penetrate with his "Lightsaber" and that's Padme.

  • @marhip7182
    @marhip7182 4 роки тому +3389

    I thought the woman vader wanted to penetrate the most was padme
    Edit: Wow thanks for the likes everyone, didn't think a simple joke would work that well

  • @THE_SSHADOW_REAPER_OF_DEATH
    @THE_SSHADOW_REAPER_OF_DEATH Місяць тому

    The title got me thinking of a Aniclimax video. Foxy: that be an anime recap UA-camr you know

  • @howtohideabody2845
    @howtohideabody2845 2 роки тому +1

    He knew fully well what the title sounded like

  • @jakubkratochvil3906
    @jakubkratochvil3906 4 роки тому +2692

    Me reading the first half of the title:
    “They had us in the first half not gonna lie.”

    • @jakubkratochvil3906
      @jakubkratochvil3906 4 роки тому +2

      John Moore proudly

    • @xavierbonami
      @xavierbonami 4 роки тому +7

      @John Moore Have you noticed that Fortnite is fucking bad

    • @luckygloating9195
      @luckygloating9195 4 роки тому +1

      They had us in the second too

    • @philw.4749
      @philw.4749 4 роки тому +1

      Stolen comment

    • @potatoman8664
      @potatoman8664 4 роки тому +1

      @@xavierbonami First of all, you can't choose for other which game to choose like a dictator, we all have our tastes, if you like it don't impose it like a law , you like the game, good for you, it's your opinion.

  • @captain_commenter8796
    @captain_commenter8796 2 роки тому +4995

    “The women Darth Vader wanted to penetrate most with a lightsaber”
    All of us: Very poor choice of words

    • @adamhbrennan
      @adamhbrennan 2 роки тому +161

      The art of click bait…

    • @THEL05
      @THEL05 2 роки тому +127

      He knew what he was doing…

    • @ABozowithDignity
      @ABozowithDignity 2 роки тому +93

      @@THEL05 He simply, wrote a title, noticed the joke, laughed aloud, and moved on. True Madlad

    • @Anthony_Ender
      @Anthony_Ender 2 роки тому +8

      r/madlads

    • @bertmathricks2024
      @bertmathricks2024 2 роки тому +6

      Me: very poor choice of grammar

  • @utsukushii100176
    @utsukushii100176 2 роки тому +2

    3:37 the text bubble is what literally everyone is thinking about

  • @clonemace
    @clonemace 2 роки тому +2

    "The Woman Darth Vader wanted to Penetrate the most..."
    ..."with his Lightsaber"

  • @billcipher147
    @billcipher147 4 роки тому +22488

    This title is giving me mixed signals. Are you trying to tell me that Vader wanted to kill her or that he wanted to land his TIE fighter in her docking bay?

  • @MartinNLauenstein
    @MartinNLauenstein 4 роки тому +1362

    The force is strong with this title

    • @kadincochrane
      @kadincochrane 4 роки тому +20

      But it’s consensual Force

    • @gunter2k15thebeast4
      @gunter2k15thebeast4 4 роки тому +5

      Penis force

    • @charlie4christ536
      @charlie4christ536 4 роки тому +5

      Martin Lauenstein We Christians give the good news that God sent His Son to save us from our sins. All have sinned and fall short of God's standard of perfection so all need to place their faith in Jesus Christ who lived perfectly and never sinned. Jesus he is the only way to Heaven according to John 14:6. Jesus rose from his tomb to finish our faith by his resurrection!Turn from your sins and believe in Christ. The pleasures of sin last for only a season, and then comes destruction. Christ is the only one who can fill the void in your life! Glory be to the everlasting Father who sent His Son to die in my place because He knew I couldn't save myself! Romans 3:23-24"For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, and are justified by his grace as a gift, through the redemption that is in Christ Jesus."

    • @alejandroquirarte2125
      @alejandroquirarte2125 4 роки тому +1

      U rite

    • @th3_l1nk14
      @th3_l1nk14 4 роки тому

      @@charlie4christ536 dude. Tf

  • @bryanjonathan42
    @bryanjonathan42 2 роки тому

    The choice of images in the thumbnail and the title were very interesting

  • @skulldominion3212
    @skulldominion3212 2 роки тому

    I like that you had to add “with his lightsaber” part

  • @ryatt9365
    @ryatt9365 4 роки тому +2479

    Holy shit, how much more plot armor could one person possibly have?

    • @lukewhite9237
      @lukewhite9237 4 роки тому +504

      Rey

    • @retro2659
      @retro2659 4 роки тому +79

      Luke White hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha yes.

    • @omdano6432
      @omdano6432 4 роки тому +139

      Joseph joestar

    • @DjGrimmace
      @DjGrimmace 4 роки тому +76

      That's like Fairy Tail levels of plot armor.

    • @EclipsedEquinox
      @EclipsedEquinox 4 роки тому +128

      @@DjGrimmace as someone who enjoyed Fairy Tail a lot, i can say nothing approaches the Fairy Tail level of plot armour.

  • @doubleg122memes4
    @doubleg122memes4 3 роки тому +3169

    He didn’t just penetrate the men with his saber but the women and the ch....

    • @sappysorrow9766
      @sappysorrow9766 3 роки тому +532

      Most cursed comment I've read in months

    • @theonetheonly2826
      @theonetheonly2826 3 роки тому +158

      HMMMMMMM

    • @thedacenorpes3681
      @thedacenorpes3681 3 роки тому +180

      Yeah, you're gonna have to shut up there.

    • @doubleg122memes4
      @doubleg122memes4 3 роки тому +232

      @@thedacenorpes3681 did you Eva here the story of darth Epstein
      No because it was erased from the Jedi archives

    • @satinekryze2893
      @satinekryze2893 3 роки тому +54

      I’m surprised this comment isn’t at the top

  • @vhumpy364
    @vhumpy364 2 роки тому +1

    [reads title]
    Me: lightsaber... Or Lightsaber?

  • @Decade_1703
    @Decade_1703 Рік тому +2

    9:15 "this is where the fun begins".

  • @viniciusserra9374
    @viniciusserra9374 4 роки тому +3393

    By Brazzers

    • @lilevil1158
      @lilevil1158 4 роки тому +41

      Get it cause brazzers is a adult film website and vader wants to "penetrate" her

    • @doubleggamingmeruz678
      @doubleggamingmeruz678 4 роки тому +23

      @@lilevil1158 /woosh

    • @forest3064
      @forest3064 4 роки тому +9

      @@lilevil1158 lol everyone gets it

    • @paxhumana2015
      @paxhumana2015 4 роки тому

      @@WinterWhiz , it's PornHub, genius!

    • @charlie4christ536
      @charlie4christ536 4 роки тому +6

      Vinícius A We Christians give the good news that God sent His Son to save us from our sins. All have sinned and fall short of God's standard of perfection so all need to place their faith in Jesus Christ who lived perfectly and never sinned. Jesus he is the only way to Heaven according to John 14:6. Jesus rose from his tomb to finish our faith by his resurrection!Turn from your sins and believe in Christ. The pleasures of sin last for only a season, and then comes destruction. Christ is the only one who can fill the void in your life! Glory be to the everlasting Father who sent His Son to die in my place because He knew I couldn't save myself! Romans 3:23-24"For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, and are justified by his grace as a gift, through the redemption that is in Christ Jesus."

  • @bigman-em7cc
    @bigman-em7cc 4 роки тому +1018

    Sponsored by Brazzers

  • @DarkEagle01
    @DarkEagle01 2 роки тому

    That thumbnail man. I just couldn’t not click 😂😂😂

  • @michaelsoyt
    @michaelsoyt 4 місяці тому +1

    *opens youtube*
    *sees title*
    *understands keywords*
    *closes youtube*
    *opens browser*

  • @loganh4642
    @loganh4642 4 роки тому +1983

    Everyone: reads the title
    I DON’T LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING

    • @CR604
      @CR604 4 роки тому +7

      Why would you not like it.

    • @bobbysyblik68
      @bobbysyblik68 4 роки тому +9

      I thought this was going to talk about Padme.

    • @nguyenhung6038
      @nguyenhung6038 4 роки тому +9

      More like this is where the fun begins

    • @Code_Machine
      @Code_Machine 4 роки тому +3

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @ficoh634
      @ficoh634 4 роки тому +5

      *i got a bad feeling about this

  • @OptimusWombat
    @OptimusWombat 3 роки тому +3000

    Just finished watching "When a King’s Wife Grabbed Anakin’s Lightsaber", so I'm not at all surprised this showed up in my recommendations.

    • @thedacenorpes3681
      @thedacenorpes3681 3 роки тому +53

      Me too, I honestly expected something better outta that vid.
      Whatever, there's always fanfictions.

    • @ella.ztr7
      @ella.ztr7 3 роки тому +8

      Same. He knows what he’s doing

    • @ella.ztr7
      @ella.ztr7 3 роки тому +26

      The Dacenorpes HAHAHAJDJDJDJRJEJ STOP. Have you read the au with Anakin as a stripper? His stripper name was Ana-skin and he gave Obi-Wan a private section. It was... traumatising

    • @thedacenorpes3681
      @thedacenorpes3681 3 роки тому +18

      @@ella.ztr7
      Ok, what the f**k?
      Did this happen when Ahsoka was still his Padawan...

    • @ella.ztr7
      @ella.ztr7 3 роки тому +2

      The Dacenorpes Idk, I hope not

  • @Ruosteinenknight
    @Ruosteinenknight Рік тому +1

    13:15 Aphra has talent of diggin herself deeper that even Han Solo would tell her dial it down a notch.

  • @kenjiro8629
    @kenjiro8629 5 місяців тому +1

    Ahh yes the Force Choke, Vader's specialty.

  • @JaY4553
    @JaY4553 4 роки тому +5013

    I feel like the title makes a great example of what Sith-Lord dirty talk would sound like.

  • @koishily
    @koishily 4 роки тому +719

    To be fair, Dr. Aphra is seriously cute, ngl.

    • @rorschach1985ify
      @rorschach1985ify 4 роки тому +24

      Too bad she is a Mary Sue as bad as Rey.

    • @pantherspride409
      @pantherspride409 4 роки тому +61

      @@rorschach1985ify BRUH HOW THE HELL IS SHE A MARY SUE

    • @rorschach1985ify
      @rorschach1985ify 4 роки тому +12

      @Terror " No she's not lol."
      Yes she fucking is.
      "A mary sue is someone that just has all the power for no reason."
      Wrong, a Mary sue can also get away with shit that she has no reason to like somehow sneak into the Emperors chambers undetected, survive shit for no reason like getting dumped into space. And than not only outsmarting canon characters but trash talking them as she does. She fits that shit to a T.
      "She isn't super powerful"
      Doesn't have to be. Batman is considered a Gary stu because writers love to jerk off his intelligence. Aphra is the very same.
      "and her knowledge of archaeology"
      How the hell does that explain snaking past the Emperors without being sensed?
      "and tech comes from her studies and her parents teaching her these things over many years."
      Which does not justify her not only outsmarting Vader but not instantly getting choked to death and somehow beating him because the writers wanted to give their pet character a win.

    • @rorschach1985ify
      @rorschach1985ify 4 роки тому +15

      @@pantherspride409 She sneaked past the Emperor, caught Luke Skywalker, trash talked Han about how much he sucks and how much better she is and beat fucking Vader. She is as obvious a mary sue as you can get.

    • @Apollo-uy1rq
      @Apollo-uy1rq 4 роки тому +14

      Notorious you act like it’s impossible

  • @jacobwalsh1478
    @jacobwalsh1478 Рік тому +1

    (Sees title)
    Me : This is where the fun begins

  • @cornflakeshumunculus8373
    @cornflakeshumunculus8373 3 місяці тому +2

    I think I sithed my pants to the title of this video

  • @ralsei3554
    @ralsei3554 4 роки тому +1606

    Kinky title

    • @Paydenbarlow
      @Paydenbarlow 4 роки тому +9

      Ralsei as an Imperial sympathizer I agree with the choice of title

    • @phantomishereidk
      @phantomishereidk 4 роки тому +6

      The zan has confirmed that the Skywalkers are a kinky family

    • @inspiringer6418
      @inspiringer6418 4 роки тому

      Brings in views

    • @f.e.areproduce5298
      @f.e.areproduce5298 4 роки тому

      Not exactly as penetraation with lightsaber is not a good experience .

    • @CozyDoze
      @CozyDoze 4 роки тому +1

      Ralsei Damnit I was gonna say that 😂

  • @EllRatioBozo
    @EllRatioBozo 4 роки тому +1683

    Me: reads title
    “ *The woman Darth Vader wanted to pene-* “
    Me: I’m gonna stop you right there.

  • @DrNoobisthebestyoutuberever
    @DrNoobisthebestyoutuberever 2 роки тому

    You guys must had a really fun time making the title

  • @phillipbuckner781
    @phillipbuckner781 2 роки тому

    This helped me find out who krassantan was thanks!

  • @lukeX2m
    @lukeX2m 4 роки тому +2226

    Nice title bucko

  • @clonefromkaminoroblox6758
    @clonefromkaminoroblox6758 4 роки тому +943

    Came to read comments about reading comments about the title.

  • @JohnWall-lj1mx
    @JohnWall-lj1mx 3 місяці тому +1

    The rebellion should have used this woman as a human shield on important missions due to how thick her plot armour is 💀

  • @droopythepanda3072
    @droopythepanda3072 Місяць тому

    Nice to finally see 0-0-0 and BT-1’s origins as well.