The Woman Darth Vader wanted to Penetrate the most with his Lightsaber [Canon] - Star Wars Explained
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I came here under false pretenses
Kirbae I came. I just came.
@@Alejandro-er7rp lol
I feel you.
I came... To this comment thread
*Butthead laugh*
You said 'came'
Padme disliked this video
Leia and Luke fainted
Vader left for the milk
it should be ghost padme cause now ( spoiler ) everyone can be a force ghost
Mihir Kulkarni YOU TURNED HER AGAINST ME!
Kylo ren too
Imagine if Aphra suddenly appeared after the Emperor's death and Vader being unmasked, he just goes right back to being Vader trying to kill her
"Oh hey, the second death star.
What are the odds!"
*Vader stars hyperventilating in Luke's arms*
@@luigifan001 “Luke hold me back, I wanna be a force ghost .”
Vader: I AM GOING TO PENETRATE YOU
"Put the goddamned mask back on..."
So Aphra, a twenty-something, non-force sensitive, regular human girl can stand up to Darth Vader and even defeat the Sith Lord. This sounds more like a self-insert fan fiction than a canon story.
Defeats is a strong I'd say she more subdued him. But I think she's pretty cool
Just like that other fan-fiction where a girl younger than Aphra managed to beat Darth Sidious with only a year of training
Do you truly believe no non force user can't at least have the wits to escape the dark lord. I mean lets be honest if it was a fan fiction she would of robbed his suit and sold it.
I'm sorry, what do you expect a canon story to be like? I fail to see how this is self-insert fan fiction and more just writers putting Aphra through crazy scenarios that she was able to get through using her intelligence and wit. It should be a testament to her character because its one of the things I like about Aphra, she has gone through these crazy scenarios and somehow was able to survive every encounter ever.
@@HenryLouis21 My guy that's called plot armor. It's not entirely unreasonable for a character to outwit/escape vader once, or maybe even twice, but the amount of times she has, and in the ways she has, is simply just plot armor, and contradicts the power vader is supposed to have.
**angry padme noises**
lol
Then Darth Vader morning
lmao
Padoru Vader
She almost got penetrated
*almost*
*The Woman Darth Vader wanted to Penetrate the most*
*with his lightsaber.* [Good save]
With his 'lightsaber' :p
@@allfatherodin-officiallyun1107 Lmao
@@allfatherodin-officiallyun1107 well, it is still a lightsaber
They had us in the first half not gonna lie
With his non existent penis
I like her story but holy shit there were so many things that just conveniently was there to help her, like the thing her dad gave her to deter force users, which makes zero sense that he’d have that in the first place. The plot armor is strong with her, although it’s also strong with a lot of other characters so it’s not that big a deal
The power of a bad script
It reminds me of a certain someone who was close with Anakin
Her dad is a Jedi-researcher, how shouldn't he have that?
@@josedavidcastillo9241you clowns like boba fett being able to go toe to toe with vader to hell already
I mean her dad researched things about the Jedi and since the Jedi aren't known for opening up about all the secrets they have this thing her dad had could of been something from the Jedi civil war or when the Jedi were split in two fighting the first dark Jedi
Maybe it's because its all summarized in a single video but this sounds like Star Wars fanfiction with Aphra being someone's self-insert.
"Yeah, and after I saved the Emperor a THIRD time, I was declared Hero of the Empire and Vader was just like so mad but I managed to escape him AGAIN by tricking and defeating him."
The video makes her seem more likeable than the comics. She is plot armor galore.
Reminds me of Ahsoka
@@kizentheslayerFalse
@@kizentheslayerwhat are you clowns crying about? You like luke you like boba fett but thos is plot armor
@@BobbyBoy-pe2qtbecause they are at least interesting
Reads the title: I’m so dirty minded, so uncivilized.
Goes to comment section: This is where the fun begins.
69 LIKES
Oh please. How many contexts are there where a man can say they penetrated a woman? You're just thinking the most general context.
This comment wins
I was the 699 like
*It's show time*
Me reading the title:
"The woman Darth Vader wanted to penetrate the most"
Your profile picture just makes it so much better! XD
@@grandshadowseal oof
LOL
lmaoooooo
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Vader's new empire:
A girl, a two psychotic droids, and an infinite supply of battle droids
Vader: it's a start
Aphra was definitely in awe of Darth Vader. When they first met, she did not know how to address him: "Mr Lord Vader."; "Sir? Your majesty? Your illustriousness?"
She settles on "Sir Vader", only to have Vader coolly correct her: "LORD Vader. Continue."
Penetrate-
Everyone: *click*
-with his lightsaber.
Well that still sounds like innuendo.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Meme Addict ;)
More like inurendo
Ya called it
(¬‿¬)
Me, reading the title:
"They had us in the first half, not gonna lie"
Burnt Noodles dam
Burnt Noodles 😂😂😂
Still, his lightsaber might mean something else 😏
Sammmmeeee😂😂😂
When I saw I was like how could you do it but I was also like who is it I need to see but then I read the whole thing
She got her design from Tumblr, and plot armor straight from Wayne Enterprises.
You are a clown
I unironically want a series adaptation about her. It can be thrilling.
Its gonna happen I think.
@@theargentino4245 Lol nope, a bit character from a comic that sold poorly isnt about to get a show.
@@billdavis7577 and yet we got Cpt Marvel which never sells well in comics.
@@theargentino4245 Ya, but Captain Marvel is a well established character that has been around in some form for a long time. This character is relatively new an unknown, plus she comes off as a plot armored self insert character written by a hack.
hell no
*Big black monster penetrates tiny doctor with mighty anger*
Man this it's a pretty good title for a Pornhub video
N o
@@rocknrollbootlegs8576 I know right. Almost as the title is intentional.
@@bgonzalezseeya11 Maybe it _is_ intentional
@@ileanabriannemari what an idea...
Darth Vader really wanted to execute order 69...
😂😂😂😂
Underrated comment right here.
hahahaha
nice
Curse me for liking this comment at 69th like.
Genius
Me knowing this is canon: oh...
Padme to vader: why are you running, why are you run-
Dr. Aphra is that character who got unexpectedly VERY popular and so instead of dying on time - the writers keep saving her in increasingly weird feats of plot armor.
*Sith lord penetrates girl gone wrong*
*gone wrong (gone sexual)
*gone sexual gone Vader has to get the milk
Gone right
(Gone wrong)(gone sexual)(Empire was called)(almost died)
*Sith lord gets obsessed for someone who isn't his late wife gone wrong*
Everyone: *reads the title*
I got a bad feeling about this
GROGNAK _56 correction*
*this is where the fun begins*
I just wanted to say. I'm your 1 thousandth like
Travis Ozwald to be honest I didn’t even know I had this much likes until you said something thanks
all the video said was. The Woman Darth Vader wanted to Penetrate the most...
so yeah that was not worded vary well, or was it.
Lol so true
This woman outsmarted Darth Vader 3 times & lived.
Tremendous respect.
This girl is my hero.
obi Wan: finally a worthy oponent our battle Will be legendary
This girl is a donut steel OC who bests Vader three times and is generally insufferable.
Not
@@RealestKingano she didn’t
Typical female empowerment that isn’t needed
The thing so many don't understand, no matter how evil Palpatine and Vader was, the empire actually made life in the galaxy better for many.
They brought food , water, security, and education across the galaxy, and freed all slaves from empire space. As usual, the political and military leaders were corrupt, but the system actually benefits the normal people, much more then the senate and jedi did.
Sad but true!
I like to imagine that in some planetary system on the other side of the Star Wars galaxy, while we're watching that horrific ep9, a wild Vietnam-war-like battle is going on. I wish we had more Star Wars Stories, like Rogue One but from an imperial perspective. Stormtrooper platoons braving the thick jungles and venomous hot weather, their white armor usually painted green and mud-brown by the troops to keep cool and camouflage, and their life of enduring the goopy MRE rations they get and scrounging for supplies, all the while trying to get the VCs- rebels, I mean. And of course, hover ships dropping napalm and Agent Orange and all the necessary activities.
Yeah, the biggest downfall of the Empire is that they always demanded impossible results which would then require the most ruthless and brutal tactics.
Part of this video shows that the Empire came and saved the young girl from the bandits, which makes the Empire look good. However, you later learn the empire itself PUT the bandits there to force the settlers to need protection and thus make the empire's take over of the world smoother.
The Empire commits genocide to species like Geonosians and Lasats, anniquilates planets (with all people, plants, culture and animals) like Alderaan or Mandalore and slaved others like the wookies.
In Rebels, Bad Batch and other shows we see that there still poverty, even more and ridiculous norms like curfews and privaty invasions.
I don't see any of that positive. It's only the same old fascim.
Not to mention peace, justice, freedom and security
They literally enslaved people.
Sees title:
*goes straight to comment section*
Relatable
Lmao same
That's so me
Almost every video (and that is a double edged sword in some)
Pikmin 2000 what do you mean “double edged sword”?
That title is kinky af.
Yep
I'mma need y'all to come with me
@@yes5256 matches with your pfp.
Right 😂
@@Yes-zh2io SHIT
Luke: Father please, leave the dark side behind. Rejoin us.
Vader: Okay son I will return to the light.
Aphra: Hey what's up? Long time no see, still alive by the way.
Vader: But first let me just take care of something.... Aphraaaaaaa!!!
The Lore Master after writing the title: ua-cam.com/users/shorts12Ot7gBBlco?feature=share
that one is good
Star wars channels: *exist*
The Lore Master: "I find your lack of clickbait disturbing"
I can't tell if ur hating or joking
@@idunno3349 Joking. This is the funny kind of clickbait, not the outright dishonest kind :P
@@masvindu oh by the confusing title?
@@idunno3349 Yes
Technically this isn't clickbait
Padme: "its treason then"
100th like
LMAO
@@saturnproductions1827 297th like.
515th like :V
Thats what i said
I love how lucky Aphra is. She’s like the female Han Solo. No Force powers, just luck.
Her power is plot armor
She's a professional escape artist. Survives the Holdo Manueanver and airlock punishment.
Ya know I'm kinda with Vader on this one, she's after escaping him waaaay too many times, At this stage I want Vader to catch her and put and end to this cat and mouse chase.
Can you imagine at the end of return of the Jedi when Vader is about to be set on fire and somebody mentions that she still alive and he immediately just gets up and is like
“APHRAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!”
This chick has more plot armor than the protagonists.
don't worry its balanced out by her constant increase of depresion, guilt and loneliness tho i will admit the ones she cares about get the worse end of it in the moment
@Zac Lodro best sentence of 2019.
*ahem* Antagonist
Does she at least get sliced to bits eventually? She kind of turns Vader into a wimp by always surviving him.
@@blankpage9277 she is one of the many he uses as his underling
The title: the woman darth vader wanted to penetrate the most.
Every soul in existence: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Danny N 69th like this comment is officially balanced as all things should be
I sense a disturbance in the force...
Dammit
There is a huge discomfort under his pants.
Is that your lightsaber or are you just happy to see me?
It's sad how Disney was so adamant making Aphra, and she's actually a pretty cool character - yet they never use her.
They can't use her because she's just the non-jedi version of Rey who's an archaeologist. Nothing cool about that.
@@BOY1thousand Wait what? What part of her screams "Rey" to you?
Aphra is barely a character. Nothing "cool"
@@leozaz9402
Already a better movie than "Rise of Skywalker"
@@davidhong1934 both are gay
Vader: Just die already!
Aphra: No.
Video: Has "Woman" and "Penetrate" in the title
Everyone: *"You know the rules, and so do I"*
*"Say goodbye"*
_bang_
Fush now its rule 34
*Dedication is what I'm thinking of*
Yep
Me: *reads title*
My brain: *lego padmé death sound*
Lmao
Lego yoda death sound if youre into that kind of thing
Bruh
In slow motion as well
😭😭😂
This was such a long story the thing that still misses is Vader with the final blow suddenly sensing she is force sensitive and training her to be his apprentice
No. They allowed a writer to create an OC to defeat one of the most powerful Sith in history. What was the point of Luke? Clearly she could kill Vader all by herself.
it took a whole jedi temple traps to hold him temporarily
saying by herself is just not giving Vader not enough credit
This doesn’t sound sexual at all...
Who said anything about sexual?
@@sentientsaladstudios6326 every one
Sentient Salad Studios literally everyone
Really? I thought that this entire adventure was about a really long hardcore foreplay by both the dark lord and the women.
It took me 4 times to read this before it wasent dirty or sexual
Vader: *”T h e w o m a n i s m i n e t o p e n e t r a t e.”*
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGAGAG
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*I WILL NOT BE DENIED*
Kylo: the girl...where is the girl
Aka kill
It’s hard to imagine a droid like C3PO being the boss of a criminal Mafia 😂
0:34 thanks for the generous wallpaper
ᴍᴇ: *looks at title* oh god I could imagine the comments
ғɪʀsᴛ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛ: “Ah yes, execute order 69”
Lmao
Lmao
This is the second comment right after the one you mentioned-
CINA well a month ago it was the first comment I saw
Lol and its right above u
Title: "penetrate"
Me: reads rest of title
*CONFUSED NUT*
Gotta give to ya, yur funy:>
JUST A CUCK MOVE ALONG
blush blush
@@loves.427 What in the heall'
JUST A CUCK MOVE ALONG
Umm sorry no homo.
@@loves.427 A BIG CUCK
I'm not gay
An outstanding example of plot armor.
No daeth vade that plot armor after he has does you clown
Me: *Reads Title*
Also me: Goes straight to the comments
He was afraid of her enjoying the choking
😳
😟😳
she woudnt because shes a lesbian
@@namedsomethingorother8316 0_o
@@namedsomethingorother8316 probably
The title didn’t load past penetrate and I imagined the worst..
69 likes!!!
You mean the best
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
My title didn’t load lightsaber
Okay😁
Title: exists
The Internet: *very poor choice of words*
LMAO UA-cam actually cropped the "with his Lightsaber" out of the title when it appeared in my recommended
I read the title wrong
Same😂
We all did.
@@Dravignor true
You spelled "correctly" wrong.
@@The_Viktor_Reznov ?
why the hell this man say penetrate
Love ur pic
Also he says it purposely I'd say
yeah just say stab lol
Bruh...::you know why.
Clickbate
He knows what gets us going? ;)
I have read all of the Doctor Aphra comics but considering how long she survived and even defeated Vader the force was definitely on her side.
Darth Vader: *Why am I always on the low ground?*
Very strange title
XDDD
Kinky
666 like
Agreed
he tryna be funny
You knew what you were doing when you wrote that title
He is a Sith Lord, of course he did!
😂😂
I love palpatines reaction when he find out what Vader was doing.
Man, what a perfect string of conveniences for her, totally did it with skill alone
"the woman Darth Vader wanted to penetrate the most..."
*Clicks on the video*
"...with his lightsaber"
They got us in the first half, not gonna lie...
The lightsaber only makes it better.
Inuendo, hey babe wanna see my lightsaber.
@@catscats4321 only if its long and pointy
im not gay
joejeffbob surrreeeeeeeeeeeee
Nice title man. Next I want a video about Vader drowning a woman, and the inuendo title could be " the one woman who Vader made soaking wet
Nice.
Holy shit, you got 239 likes in 52 minutes. 0_o
Lol he should just keep doing innuendo titles from now on lol
Nice.
rob 998 you can find some being angry at him in his top comment. Pretty pathetic in my opinion
It’s no wonder Darth Vader never managed to penetrate Aphra.
He didn’t have a healthy meat rod to in the first place.
Glad you added with his lightsaber in the title
Now we all know there's only one woman Vader would want to penetrate with his "Lightsaber" and that's Padme.
you spelled obi-wan wrong
you spelled “ASMR Yoda” wrong
David Carty you
DukeoftheAges ahh I get the joke but not fully
@@jadendafinger jesus christ
I thought the woman vader wanted to penetrate the most was padme
Edit: Wow thanks for the likes everyone, didn't think a simple joke would work that well
😏
The woman Vader to strangled the most?
Betrayal
You win the internet today 🙌
😏
The title got me thinking of a Aniclimax video. Foxy: that be an anime recap UA-camr you know
He knew fully well what the title sounded like
Me reading the first half of the title:
“They had us in the first half not gonna lie.”
John Moore proudly
@John Moore Have you noticed that Fortnite is fucking bad
They had us in the second too
Stolen comment
@@xavierbonami First of all, you can't choose for other which game to choose like a dictator, we all have our tastes, if you like it don't impose it like a law , you like the game, good for you, it's your opinion.
“The women Darth Vader wanted to penetrate most with a lightsaber”
All of us: Very poor choice of words
The art of click bait…
He knew what he was doing…
@@THEL05 He simply, wrote a title, noticed the joke, laughed aloud, and moved on. True Madlad
r/madlads
Me: very poor choice of grammar
3:37 the text bubble is what literally everyone is thinking about
"The Woman Darth Vader wanted to Penetrate the most..."
..."with his Lightsaber"
This title is giving me mixed signals. Are you trying to tell me that Vader wanted to kill her or that he wanted to land his TIE fighter in her docking bay?
yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
The force is strong with this title
But it’s consensual Force
Penis force
Martin Lauenstein We Christians give the good news that God sent His Son to save us from our sins. All have sinned and fall short of God's standard of perfection so all need to place their faith in Jesus Christ who lived perfectly and never sinned. Jesus he is the only way to Heaven according to John 14:6. Jesus rose from his tomb to finish our faith by his resurrection!Turn from your sins and believe in Christ. The pleasures of sin last for only a season, and then comes destruction. Christ is the only one who can fill the void in your life! Glory be to the everlasting Father who sent His Son to die in my place because He knew I couldn't save myself! Romans 3:23-24"For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, and are justified by his grace as a gift, through the redemption that is in Christ Jesus."
U rite
@@charlie4christ536 dude. Tf
The choice of images in the thumbnail and the title were very interesting
I like that you had to add “with his lightsaber” part
Holy shit, how much more plot armor could one person possibly have?
Rey
Luke White hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha yes.
Joseph joestar
That's like Fairy Tail levels of plot armor.
@@DjGrimmace as someone who enjoyed Fairy Tail a lot, i can say nothing approaches the Fairy Tail level of plot armour.
He didn’t just penetrate the men with his saber but the women and the ch....
Most cursed comment I've read in months
HMMMMMMM
Yeah, you're gonna have to shut up there.
@@thedacenorpes3681 did you Eva here the story of darth Epstein
No because it was erased from the Jedi archives
I’m surprised this comment isn’t at the top
[reads title]
Me: lightsaber... Or Lightsaber?
9:15 "this is where the fun begins".
By Brazzers
Get it cause brazzers is a adult film website and vader wants to "penetrate" her
@@lilevil1158 /woosh
@@lilevil1158 lol everyone gets it
@@WinterWhiz , it's PornHub, genius!
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lol
Lol
@@surplus2188 Except for everything that's original.
Copycat
Akira A McLaren I didn't copy this off anyone?
That thumbnail man. I just couldn’t not click 😂😂😂
*opens youtube*
*sees title*
*understands keywords*
*closes youtube*
*opens browser*
Everyone: reads the title
I DON’T LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING
Why would you not like it.
I thought this was going to talk about Padme.
More like this is where the fun begins
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*i got a bad feeling about this
Just finished watching "When a King’s Wife Grabbed Anakin’s Lightsaber", so I'm not at all surprised this showed up in my recommendations.
Me too, I honestly expected something better outta that vid.
Whatever, there's always fanfictions.
Same. He knows what he’s doing
The Dacenorpes HAHAHAJDJDJDJRJEJ STOP. Have you read the au with Anakin as a stripper? His stripper name was Ana-skin and he gave Obi-Wan a private section. It was... traumatising
@@ella.ztr7
Ok, what the f**k?
Did this happen when Ahsoka was still his Padawan...
The Dacenorpes Idk, I hope not
13:15 Aphra has talent of diggin herself deeper that even Han Solo would tell her dial it down a notch.
Ahh yes the Force Choke, Vader's specialty.
I feel like the title makes a great example of what Sith-Lord dirty talk would sound like.
Lmao
69 likes noice
Force choke me baby!
there’s no way to not laugh your ass off at that titles😂
I clicked so fast 😂😂😂🤣
To be fair, Dr. Aphra is seriously cute, ngl.
Too bad she is a Mary Sue as bad as Rey.
@@rorschach1985ify BRUH HOW THE HELL IS SHE A MARY SUE
@Terror " No she's not lol."
Yes she fucking is.
"A mary sue is someone that just has all the power for no reason."
Wrong, a Mary sue can also get away with shit that she has no reason to like somehow sneak into the Emperors chambers undetected, survive shit for no reason like getting dumped into space. And than not only outsmarting canon characters but trash talking them as she does. She fits that shit to a T.
"She isn't super powerful"
Doesn't have to be. Batman is considered a Gary stu because writers love to jerk off his intelligence. Aphra is the very same.
"and her knowledge of archaeology"
How the hell does that explain snaking past the Emperors without being sensed?
"and tech comes from her studies and her parents teaching her these things over many years."
Which does not justify her not only outsmarting Vader but not instantly getting choked to death and somehow beating him because the writers wanted to give their pet character a win.
@@pantherspride409 She sneaked past the Emperor, caught Luke Skywalker, trash talked Han about how much he sucks and how much better she is and beat fucking Vader. She is as obvious a mary sue as you can get.
Notorious you act like it’s impossible
(Sees title)
Me : This is where the fun begins
I think I sithed my pants to the title of this video
Kinky title
Ralsei as an Imperial sympathizer I agree with the choice of title
The zan has confirmed that the Skywalkers are a kinky family
Brings in views
Not exactly as penetraation with lightsaber is not a good experience .
Ralsei Damnit I was gonna say that 😂
Me: reads title
“ *The woman Darth Vader wanted to pene-* “
Me: I’m gonna stop you right there.
Lmao “pene” is dick in Spanish lol
666th like...
You guys must had a really fun time making the title
This helped me find out who krassantan was thanks!
Nice title bucko
COPPA
wow
PAWG
You stole my thunder i was about to say that.
@@MCAP887 stole your thunder 3 years early
Came to read comments about reading comments about the title.
Came
Same 🤣
😂
Lmao same
Same
The rebellion should have used this woman as a human shield on important missions due to how thick her plot armour is 💀
Nice to finally see 0-0-0 and BT-1’s origins as well.