Jawas are Ewoks. If you watch the original Star Wars and listen carefully when the Jawas attack R2D2, you can hear the ewok war scream. Therefore, Jawas are Ewoks with cloaks.
"This isn't clickbait; the Jawas had a dark history!" *Proceeds to outline one of the lightest and most sympathetic histories of any race in Star Wars. *
Whole species gets wiped out planet gets glassed and turns into a sandy hell and you gotta become little scrap scavengers to survive. That’s definitely not dark at all lol
how about Saints Rebellion?? jules: hey playa, welcom to the rebellion....we got 6 factions of the empire to take on, which one's first?? PC: let's take the green group... Jules: good choice, they run death sticks outta Nar Shadda, we gotta shut em down Johnny: yeah, I've been watching these guys for months, they're sloppy, complacent, we'll hit em at GOTO's old estate, now called the entertainment promenade, far from entertaining I assure you.... --- LOLZ
Also, they're the cuddly version of the sandpeople, so that's a VERY relative degree of cuddliness at best. Basically, not quite stone killers of the desert but they will scavenge your stuff and leave you to broil in the sun.
This makes me appreciate Tatooine a lot more. I normally despise desert environments in media because they're so boring, but I've been coming around to them lately.
“They also de-evolved from them former selfs” I think I would too if I got trapped in a fucking cave for years. Then got my ass handed to me by Tuscans
Honestly, when I heard "Dark Truth" to the Jawas, I was imagining it meaning that the Jawas had done some really REALLY evil and fucked up shit that would make Silent Hill look like rainbows and unicorns by comparison. Not that the Jawas were victims of outsiders that made them resort to stealing and such to survive.
Of course they’re dark. I mean, the took Boba Fetts armor off his body. You gotta be fucking dark and insane to think that’s a good idea, sure it worked out for them. But they also didn’t seem to have the armor too long before someone got it off them, probably the only reason they aren’t extinct as a species lol.
I was at my weakest point, and they swarmed me. Many died, but at the end they succeeded. I found them and killed them all after learning that they didn’t have my armor anymore
Luke: "I don't get it, why would Sand People want to slaughter Jawas?" Geetsly: "WhY WoUlD SaND PeOpLe WaNt tO sLaUgHtEr JaWaS? Well I'm glad you asked, it actually stems from their dark past."
@@michelangelo5903 I remember the mission where you could force push that whole sandcrawler off that hill. Man, I loved those Dark Side missions; made me feel like a badass.
@@Bvggerffpls Ethnic cleansing has long been a characteristic of lesser peoples. It appears European nations like the Brits consider everybody to be their equal, until they conjure up "the colonial spirit". Setting other ethnicities to fight each other using artificial borders must be a game they get aroused on.
Jawas: The Kobolds of Star Wars. I always thought of them as tiny rat-like folks hiding out in the nooks and crannies of the plateaus and cliffs, as well as maybe Jawa who find more comfort in the cities.
Dude, he even says that it's not clickbait because they have a dark side like no other... and then tells their totally not dark story. I don't get this approach, why even mention clickbait and then not deliver on the promise ? Why making clickbait not true in the first place if he could name the vid "true/real story behind jawas" and get same amount of views ? Doesn't make sense, and sadly I have OCD for things that makes no sense :/
@@chrisp9824 saying "This isn't click bait, but... " is like saying, "No offense, but..." the next things you hear will be click bait or offensive, respectively.
I actually started to admire them a bit after this. A slavepeople whose planet was rendered near-uninhabitable but broke their chains and evolved to overcome these new hardships? That sounds pretty inspirational to me, yes they might steal your mining equipment and put speeders on cinderblocks but, given the cards they were dealt, who wouldnt?
@@bloodangels2900 The Jawas were doing it first. The magpies just have more success with it because their power armor makes it easier for them to pry stuff loose.
The fictional appearance of Jawas, with the glowing eyes, intended a dark-side, but in a real life identity of a specie looks, would be hooded full body gears creatures, with ultra sensitive optical deflection eyes, claiming to be very nocturnal able vision creatures.
And during The Cheese Wars, The Mighty Mozzarellan Tribe sought to overthrow The Ricottans ... and somewhere along there was inter-racial breeding to form who we now know as The Lasagnans 😄😄😄😄
@@ilo3456 no Tuskens are the worst of them all. Never ending war enthusiatic killing degencless people and rubbing their property. No jawas are biy better
"When you think of species with a dark side in star wars you probably dont think of Jawas" *Meanwhile having flashbacks to my child self scared of Jawas roasting the entire team of protagonists.
Since the sandcrawlers were minning vehicles its possible the serco corporation didn't just sended them only on tatoine. Now onto the jawas maybe thoses jawas stole a ship and got into other planet and found the sandcrawler
Their dark secrets is that if you mock and bully them too much, they may find out they host the soul of a long-dead sith and recreate their sith body, coming back for revenge on you. Trust me, I know as it happened to my tabletop group. Be nice to jawas.
@@Soitisisit Well comparatively the Jawas would be more Eloi since they're physically weaker and constantly exploited, even though both races have the Morlocks' industrious survivalist mentality
@@spiritvdc5109 Yeah, I kind of figured it's where you were going with that. Thing is that the impression I got of the Eloi is that they were basically "stupid good" hippies. Which doesn't fit the Jawas who are more like true neutral or chaotic neutral. In terms of them being weaker and exploitable I can see why it'd remind you of that, but they're both pretty Morlock-like. And they developed underground even.
@@blackpowderkun except the part where the air still cannot escape the gravity well. The only way for the moisture to fully be removed would be for the solar winds from the suns to blow it off. And by that point, there's no atmosphere anyway, and anything on the planet is dead. If air could just leak out through ozone layer holes, we'd've long since suffocated. Without solar winds blowing everything off, eventually, the moisture would just accumulate and precipitate. Mars is a great example of this. Mars' EM field was worn down and quit, and once it got weak enough, the solar wind blew off most of its atmosphere. Orbital bombardment may leave holes, but that just means radiation leaks through more easily. Seeing as tatooine is hospitable enough for life to breathe, that means it has a strong EM field, meaning the moisture is somewhere inside the planet, assuming actual physics. But star wars isnt known for even half-decent physics, so....
@@reginleif586 I actully had Tatooine being in a state of full on worst case of global warming not only due to water evaporating hut also with the land being glassed.
@@blackpowderkun I'd actually not be surprised to find out that the water molecules were split into oxygen and hydrogen atoms during the glassing. It would explain the breathable atmosphere and effectiveness of the evaporators
I think its more like the glassing of the planet changed the chemical composition of the resources. Seems more logical to me but then again, it's all sci-fi anyway
Ever since learning about the peculiarities of Tatooine metal it's been my headcanon that the Rakata unleashed some kind of darkside nanotech when they glassed the planet and it then worked its way into all metal on the planet. No clue if they did it intentionally or just accidentally shot up some of their old gear and it got mixed in with the rest of the debris... Either way it would be an interesting story hook for a book or an RP campaign, you could have the PCs be assisting an imperial scientist looking for ways to weaponize the metal plague by getting it to spread to other metal, or attempt to create clean metal and corner the market.
I imagine most of the rotten metal are the same stuff that the cities were built of, but the glassing ruined the viability of the metal as it was destroyed.
There was a star map infused with darkside energy. That's why Revan went to the planet twice. Over the millenia star maps just like it across the galaxy developed glitches as they decayed and repaired themselves. Those planets usually received unique features and resources as a result. Tatooine just got the short end of the stick.
@@alexandergeorgiev2631 Glassing is a common concept in sci-fi that basically means the surface of the planet is turned to glass by orbital bombardment, usually by beam weapons that melt structures and ground surfaces.
I think it would be cool to check out the Kaleesh. They’re under appreciated, and I think the situation with the Huk is really interesting because you can view the Kaleesh hating Jedi and the Republic as entirely justified
The story of the Rakata sounds like an even more interesting story than the stories in the movies. I wish they'd do movies about them. @Disney, it's time to explore new stuff.
Droid: *unguarded for 0.003 seconds
Jawas: it's free real estate
Intergalactic squatters
Like we'd say in the Navy"Gear adrift is a gift"
LMAO
@@KnightedSilverWolf ?
Stonks
Hes exposing us
Hey it's alright I'm still with you
O.O
Give me back my stuff! I fall asleep for an hour and you think it's yours
Oy vey!
A jawa with a dark truth how did you feel when Mando vaporized half of your comrades
The Rakata's fall was pretty horrific, and I feel they deserved every bit of it after what they did to Tatooine
Fuck the Rakata
all my homies hate Rakata
tatooine and ya know, all the other worlds they enslaved and/or slaughtered
@@sovietunion7643 well, i mean, there’s that too
@@aylix2137 And the Sith too, they made them, Sith would never be such a evil threat, if there werent aliens like Rakata and Yuuz vong wuan showing up
What did they do?
"Google what are Jawas?"
"Geetsly's dictionary defines them as 'ruthless little buggers'."
Jawas are Ewoks. If you watch the original Star Wars and listen carefully when the Jawas attack R2D2, you can hear the ewok war scream. Therefore, Jawas are Ewoks with cloaks.
@@Biden_is_demented there hairless Ewoks that's why they wear robes
@@cristinathealineteen9680 what a shame I thought Tatooine would start exporting pelts
@@Campocosas Arabs?
@@colinatlas2481 I think you have to go black market for good pelts
“The sand people detested foreigners”
*Shows image of Mando making a deal with them*
Ibexing the sand people are the Tuskin raiders
@@kevinuchida1995 No one said otherwise?
@@kevinuchida1995 yeah, no shit sherlock.
I think you mean Din Djarin
Money talks, though.
"This isn't clickbait; the Jawas had a dark history!" *Proceeds to outline one of the lightest and most sympathetic histories of any race in Star Wars. *
thx now i know not to watch
lol because attempted genocide is a sympathetic act i guess
@@stevent1997 I mean, the clickbaity title makes you think that Jawa eat corpses or something
A sad past is a dark past
Whole species gets wiped out planet gets glassed and turns into a sandy hell and you gotta become little scrap scavengers to survive. That’s definitely not dark at all lol
Now I want to play Fallout: Tatooine.
I'd be happy with Grand Theft Airspeeder: Corellia.
how about Saints Rebellion??
jules: hey playa, welcom to the rebellion....we got 6 factions of the empire to take on, which one's first??
PC: let's take the green group...
Jules: good choice, they run death sticks outta Nar Shadda, we gotta shut em down
Johnny: yeah, I've been watching these guys for months, they're sloppy, complacent, we'll hit em at GOTO's old estate, now called the entertainment promenade, far from entertaining I assure you....
---
LOLZ
I could definitely see Obsidian developing that one, given their history in gaming.
@@Red_Lanterns_Rage - Now that's a great Nostalgia trip. Imma go see if they have Star Wars Kotor 2 on Xbox Live.
Hong Fei Bai , Patrolling Mos Eisley almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
“The Tatooine we all know and love” Are you SURE we love Tatooine?
Colton Stephens its a fucked up world
so yes
I actually DO NOT like sand......
I love Tatooine because it has nice post-apo vibe. And I don´t have to live there. :)
TUSKENS:steals lives
HUTTS:Steals girls
SLAVERS:steals Ani
Jawas:steals leftover
"
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I hate Tatooine
It has sand
I don't like sand, it's rough and coruse and irritating, and it gets everywhere
Also, they're the cuddly version of the sandpeople, so that's a VERY relative degree of cuddliness at best. Basically, not quite stone killers of the desert but they will scavenge your stuff and leave you to broil in the sun.
Spoiler: the dark truth is that sometimes Jawas commit grand theft automaton.
And the police just shoot em instead of arresting them
They need them to be safe against taken gang
.....
He’s right
Ehhhhh
if Anakin was born earlier would he hate water
Admiral boss “i hate water it’s wet,deep and it’s everywhere”
BunkerWulf 88 "its also deep and scary..."
Awesome, lolololol
Is it Anikan or Anakin??
@@contras. you're right
This makes me appreciate Tatooine a lot more. I normally despise desert environments in media because they're so boring, but I've been coming around to them lately.
Would you say that you don't like sand because it's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere?
Merchant: "how much scrap you lookin to buy?
Jawa: "yes"
Buy?
Steal*
What is buying?
😁😁😁😊😊
Jawa: we welded the scrap together how much you want for it back?
"A lot of the Jawa's dark side stems from their history..."
Mm yes, the floor here is made out of floor
You used it wrong but ok
Kate Mcbride no he wasn’t. ^
@Kate Mcbride You're welcome
More like the floor here is made of floor because it is floor
Kate Mcbride
Well no, but people don’t become evil for no reason
When Mando was “negotiating” with the tuskens it turns out that they’re not all just simple savages
Yea they are complex savages
@@SoulTransient no they're just people, savages is a word coined by colonists as an excuse to commit genocide
So, we shouldn't feel bad about what Mando did, then
Yes
This is the way.
I didn't feel wrong.
This is the way.
I have spoken
This is the way
“This isn’t clickbate, but their dark secret is they sometimes try and claim people’s stuff.”
*Try and murder people for their stuff*
Alex I agree that was the worst thing I’ve seen from the Jawas
So dark
Thats called prison
“They also de-evolved from them former selfs” I think I would too if I got trapped in a fucking cave for years. Then got my ass handed to me by Tuscans
Honestly, when I heard "Dark Truth" to the Jawas, I was imagining it meaning that the Jawas had done some really REALLY evil and fucked up shit that would make Silent Hill look like rainbows and unicorns by comparison. Not that the Jawas were victims of outsiders that made them resort to stealing and such to survive.
I fear no man... But that THING. It scares me
Nuh uh, nah, I ain’t talking about that freak... he’s not here is he?! How do I get this thing off?!
@@jasonalcatraz5817 One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask. What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty...
@country baller *muffled* Uh huh!
That THING can also understand you! (Obvious reference xD)
Tim she weigh’s 150 kilograms and fires ten thousand round per minute
Its always the small things, like the jawas and the ewoks.
Wian Van Der Heever and then the tall one...the jar-jar
@@traceyjacobsen8544
Gungans: What usa tinkin bout??? Mesa nosa evil!!! Now usa mustin die!!!!!!!!
Me: OH SHI-
Ewoks eat people
“Cover your kneecaps trooper!”
And...the younglings
Of course they’re dark. I mean, the took Boba Fetts armor off his body. You gotta be fucking dark and insane to think that’s a good idea, sure it worked out for them. But they also didn’t seem to have the armor too long before someone got it off them, probably the only reason they aren’t extinct as a species lol.
They hat it round 6 years
@@Wamba610 yeah didn’t they take care of him? Get him back to health?
@@jinxedsphinx3600 that was another bounty hunter, Dengar
I was at my weakest point, and they swarmed me. Many died, but at the end they succeeded. I found them and killed them all after learning that they didn’t have my armor anymore
Biggest dark truth, Geetsly`s a piece of shit click baiter. Man its just the waste of 10 mins. Fucking loser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fun fact : A Jawa is slightly taller than a Joe Rogan
Lmao 😂
Toe Rogan? WUTINI?
Hey joe redeemed himself...mostley.go easy on him :(
😂
@@mardukgilgamesh1500 I got 'Gilgameś' for christmas and am currently reading it. It's so great isn't it?
Luke: "I don't get it, why would Sand People want to slaughter Jawas?"
Geetsly: "WhY WoUlD SaND PeOpLe WaNt tO sLaUgHtEr JaWaS? Well I'm glad you asked, it actually stems from their dark past."
He actually said, "Why would *imperial troopers* want to slaughter a bunch of jawas.
I think your shift or caps lock key is broken.
JonO387 it’s not
@@clamchowdah9140 Then they should probably ve checked for Parkinson's or something.
😁😁😁😊😊😂😂🤣🤣
Isn't the idea that they evolved from Kumumgah just a theory? I've also heard that they're evolved or warped humans.
Now that's a face I didn't expect to see on a year old Star Wars video.
Don't want to shit on geetsly but this isnt the first time he has presented theory as fact...
@Alcoon Slambag Genius retort, however the fictional universe still has factual rules.... so no, just no....
a GAME theory
It's a made up story. It's whatever you nerds want it to be.
I’m sorry, but I still love shooting these creatures on Battlefront II.
Ironwolf Legacy in the forced unleashed on xbox 360 you can really force throw them extremely fast! super hilarious
@@michelangelo5903 I remember the mission where you could force push that whole sandcrawler off that hill. Man, I loved those Dark Side missions; made me feel like a badass.
Nothing like a bit of old fashioned ethnic cleansing to stir the colonial spirit
😥😢😭
@@Bvggerffpls Ethnic cleansing has long been a characteristic of lesser peoples. It appears European nations like the Brits consider everybody to be their equal, until they conjure up "the colonial spirit". Setting other ethnicities to fight each other using artificial borders must be a game they get aroused on.
Dont let this distract you from the fact that Mr.Krabs sold Spongebob's soul for 62 cents.
And Epstian didn't kill himself.
You think he could have gotten more?
Time and place. This ain’t it
Look, Squidward! Money!
For some reason for a minute I thought that 60 cents was a dollar I don’t know why probably because minutes and stuff does anyone else do that
The scan noises and zoom in part from the beginning brings back nostalgia
“Don’t touch the stars”
“Ok boomer”
And there goes the consequences
Rakkatans: Did somebody say BOOM?
🤣
Millennial fuckwit
@@Yumemaru.
Read the title as "The Dark Truth Behind the Jews" at first, thought it would be a very different video
I read read as read, so I had to re-read read as read so I could read the sentence properly to make sense
Ye I thought it would be like they used to commit genocide because they felt like and and they were actually demons but na
Some Person when you read that sentence perfectly the first time
I A M G O D
The dark truth is I forgot to turn on my light timer before sundown on Sabbath, oy!
78% of droid owners
Jawas: The Kobolds of Star Wars.
I always thought of them as tiny rat-like folks hiding out in the nooks and crannies of the plateaus and cliffs, as well as maybe Jawa who find more comfort in the cities.
Somehow, Jawas always made me think of a knockoff of Skaven
@@karkkosvolfe Dollar-Store Skaven?
I'm onto you, Norsca :P
Bro this isnt the dark truth behind the Jawas, this is the tragedy of Darth Jawas the wise
A force sensitive Jawa would be interesting!
@@hackman669 Lelek was a force sensitive jawa shaman...
@@hackman669 There's one in the old republic.
@@hackman669 I think there's a Jedi Jawa in Legends canon.
Don't you mean the Tradgey of Darth Jawa The Greedy
Interesting, never thought of the Tuskans and the Jawas being related.
OMG your profile pic :D
*How could you not know? Have you only just recently started reading Wookieepedia?*
@ *OMG, I've never seen a cat-meme before.*
@@Princess2Warrior the lesser species havent really been a topic of interest for me.
why do the tuskans look creepy to me
3:52 "The Rakta, having recently read a lot of Warhammer 40k lore, decided to commit Exterminatus."
"the dark truth behind jawas"
*stretches "they steal" into 11 minutes by talking about the jawas having a sad past for 99% of it*
Dude, he even says that it's not clickbait because they have a dark side like no other... and then tells their totally not dark story. I don't get this approach, why even mention clickbait and then not deliver on the promise ? Why making clickbait not true in the first place if he could name the vid "true/real story behind jawas" and get same amount of views ? Doesn't make sense, and sadly I have OCD for things that makes no sense :/
Gnome oh good now I don’t have to watch the video, thx bro really appreciate it
This was Click bait, you were correct
@@chrisp9824 saying "This isn't click bait, but... " is like saying, "No offense, but..." the next things you hear will be click bait or offensive, respectively.
Well, genocide IS a dark past to have.
I actually started to admire them a bit after this. A slavepeople whose planet was rendered near-uninhabitable but broke their chains and evolved to overcome these new hardships? That sounds pretty inspirational to me, yes they might steal your mining equipment and put speeders on cinderblocks but, given the cards they were dealt, who wouldnt?
@@holywatermuffin7772 Why would they want to kill a potential customer? lol
They are the Jews of the galaxy
@@MeanManu :💀
"You want a cup of Jawa Juice?"
"No thanks, they taste like Sauerkraut."
Geetsly: jawas are ruthless.
Me: has ptsd from them always stealing my land speeder in complete saga
As we say. Jawas steal everything that is not nailed, drilled or welded with triple corner strife.
And if they can pry it loose, then it wasn't nailed down.
@@charlesborden8111 So you mean Nobby Nobbes was a Jawa this entire time?
@@barbatosmcmurderton4209 makes sense. the little bugger is the right height for jawas
I thought that was the Blood Ravens
@@bloodangels2900 The Jawas were doing it first. The magpies just have more success with it because their power armor makes it easier for them to pry stuff loose.
The fictional appearance of Jawas, with the glowing eyes, intended a dark-side, but in a real life identity of a specie looks, would be hooded full body gears creatures, with ultra sensitive optical deflection eyes, claiming to be very nocturnal able vision creatures.
This is honestly one of the most interesting pieces you have done. I knew about the history of Tattooine, but not one thing about the Jawas. Thank you
So THAT's why they had the Tuskens vs Jawa's match option in Battlefront II (LucasArts).
Rebel: I would like every single droid you have
Jawa: for what
Rebel: the egg
Jawa: DEAL
Imagine getting your entire planet taken over by ricotta
What a cheesy plot.
Gouda do what they gouda do.
@G Will Nice one. You win.
And during The Cheese Wars, The Mighty Mozzarellan Tribe sought to overthrow The Ricottans ... and somewhere along there was inter-racial breeding to form who we now know as The Lasagnans 😄😄😄😄
@G Will Obi Wan : "These aren't the curds you are looking for"
Storm Trooper : " I camemert what we were here for?" 😄
4:02 Glassing!? The Covenant Hegemony would like to know your location
Wort Wort Wort?
For Jawas there is no such thing as "bolted down to the floor". Just more scrap with extra free bolts.
Nice so me butcherin jawa's in complete saga like anakin younglins wasn't moraless.
I prefer SWBF2 where you can go as a Tusken Raider and murder a bunch of Jawas in Mos Isles.
Nope it was the morally right thing to do.
@@danese1636 When you play as the Tusken you play the good guys
@@ilo3456 no Tuskens are the worst of them all. Never ending war enthusiatic killing degencless people and rubbing their property. No jawas are biy better
@@pawelbroda7391 watch chapter 5 of the mandalorian, tuskens aren't brainless war lovers!
I love that battlefront zoom intro, reminds me of my ps2 days as a kid.
"When you think of species with a dark side in star wars you probably dont think of Jawas"
*Meanwhile having flashbacks to my child self scared of Jawas roasting the entire team of protagonists.
Why do some star wars species sound so delicious... like we got some ricotta and calamari 😂
Come on down to Dex's Diner!
Damn, I read the title as “The Dark Truth Behind The Jews”
Asian Trix Rabbit you got click baited
Lmao
same, trouble with skiming text
*Hey, Trix are for kids!*
Same here
I thought you really were going somewhere dark. But this is just basic survival. The Ricotta are dark af
Has there ever been a Jawa Jedi or even a jawa sith? lol, i'd love to know!
Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Jawa The Thief?
I don’t think so and if I remember correctly the Empire rendered it illegal for Jawas to own weaponry that wasn’t ion weapons
Yes there is one named Akial I don't know if he survived order 66
I think there was one but there was also a tusken jedi
In the "Star Wars: The Old Republic" online Video Game there's a Jawa bounty hunter named Blizz
Still don't know how Jawas and a Sandcrawler ended up on another planet!
Selling your show using nostalgia
Since the sandcrawlers were minning vehicles its possible the serco corporation didn't just sended them only on tatoine. Now onto the jawas maybe thoses jawas stole a ship and got into other planet and found the sandcrawler
Bruh if a rat can get in a ship, a jawa can as well
Sorry can’t tell you it’s a Jawa secret
@@jawalandgovernment8754 there mining vehicles left by a mining industry I thought
Jawas: hippity hoppity, your droid is now my property
Why does the Jawa look like it’s smokin a blunt in the thumbnail 😭
I noticed it too!
The hell else you gonna do on Tatooine? Steal shit and smoke blunts.
They look more rodent like. No clue what the thumbnail is.
Still wonder what that sand crawler smells like?
Legend goes the dice in the millennium falcon came from a sand crawler in East Bay
I remember slaughtering about a hundred sand people in trying to rescue Iziz’s jawa clan. Great times
Only the men?
@@arthurperez4833 but the woman and the children too?
While we are discussing slaughter.....what about the droid attack on the wookies? Its a system we can't afford to lose!
Their dark secrets is that if you mock and bully them too much, they may find out they host the soul of a long-dead sith and recreate their sith body, coming back for revenge on you. Trust me, I know as it happened to my tabletop group. Be nice to jawas.
Oh my god, mortal engines is a Jawas fan fiction.
It’s the only book we jawas can read
Jawas are f*cking brutal! These little puggers should not be disturbed and should be avoided :D
You know you got clickbaited when the creator feels the need to verbally express that they did not clickbait you.
Why does the divergence of the Jawas and Tusken Raiders remind me of the Eloi and Morlocks from H. G. Wells' "The Time Machine"
Yeah, except which species would even be the Eloi. It's more like Morlock I and Morlock II: Sandcrawler Boogaloo.
@@Soitisisit Well comparatively the Jawas would be more Eloi since they're physically weaker and constantly exploited, even though both races have the Morlocks' industrious survivalist mentality
@@spiritvdc5109 Yeah, I kind of figured it's where you were going with that. Thing is that the impression I got of the Eloi is that they were basically "stupid good" hippies. Which doesn't fit the Jawas who are more like true neutral or chaotic neutral. In terms of them being weaker and exploitable I can see why it'd remind you of that, but they're both pretty Morlock-like. And they developed underground even.
@@Soitisisit Yep it's definitely not a one-to-one comparison
Because it's basically a ripoff of that.
You have no idea how much I love that Battlefront loading noise.
How has everyone mastered retelling starwars story’s imagine sitting around a fire telling this to your friends very enthusiastically
When you think "dark truth" you think more hellish, but really this is just a war story of a few species.
The zoom in sound at the beginning was such a hit of nostalgia! God I miss old SWBF2
It's amazing to think that people have time to study all this.
Isn't it :D
Jawas were just Orko from He-Man in the Star Wars universe
That intro was absolutely, completely, and utterly nostalgic
object*
isnt under direct guard
jawas*
its free real estate
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Its free real estate
@@trstn3915 😂😂😂
Heck yeah it is
I mean... Add some tech gizmo implants and Jawa would look like Mechanicus Tech Priests
A Jawa Jedi…
And you thought Yoda was underestimated.
You couldn't even recognize the Jedi robes.
your intro just gave me battlefront flashbacks. omg the nostalgia. my childhood. ahhhhh
Leaving your ship alone on a planet with Jawas is like leaving your car in the ghetto. Either way, you just lost your stereo.
Or you have kept a shitty stereo, but the stuff that used to be around it is gone...
That's not funny but it's funny
Who would slaughter jawas like this.... Stares in mandolorian
Hey they were stripping his ship
I hope Iziz wasn't there....
I'd vaporize the little SOBs too if I cought them stripping my ship down. I'd need my ship.
@@davidcannon3515 yeah, especially since how expensive the ship is and those little fuckers charge three times the price
*loads disrupter with malicious intent*
My new favorite channel. Going thru all your old vids :D
0:29 oh man that brings back memories
"You probably don't think the Jawas have a dark side."
No, they obviously have dark side.
@gilbert martinez dafuq does that even mean?
If you watch the Mandalorian episode with Jawas, the word used for "The Egg" was used in Return of the Jedi by Ewoks.
"Boiling water does not remove it from the planet"- Rogal Dorn
Their a video about orbital bombardment, it causes holes in the atmospheres
@@blackpowderkun except the part where the air still cannot escape the gravity well. The only way for the moisture to fully be removed would be for the solar winds from the suns to blow it off. And by that point, there's no atmosphere anyway, and anything on the planet is dead. If air could just leak out through ozone layer holes, we'd've long since suffocated. Without solar winds blowing everything off, eventually, the moisture would just accumulate and precipitate.
Mars is a great example of this. Mars' EM field was worn down and quit, and once it got weak enough, the solar wind blew off most of its atmosphere. Orbital bombardment may leave holes, but that just means radiation leaks through more easily. Seeing as tatooine is hospitable enough for life to breathe, that means it has a strong EM field, meaning the moisture is somewhere inside the planet, assuming actual physics. But star wars isnt known for even half-decent physics, so....
@@reginleif586 I actully had Tatooine being in a state of full on worst case of global warming not only due to water evaporating hut also with the land being glassed.
@@blackpowderkun I'd actually not be surprised to find out that the water molecules were split into oxygen and hydrogen atoms during the glassing. It would explain the breathable atmosphere and effectiveness of the evaporators
Hello there Dr. Sheldon Cooper 😄😄😄😄
This do be a “The Dark Truth Behind Jawas” moment
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"I once dated a Jawa" - Mos Espa crackhead to Mando
Well, that explains how a whole world is a desert.
What do you mean?
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I love the Jawas and the Tusken raiders they are two of my top favorite alien species. 😊 Awesome video I love it!
The sand crawlers seem to not have the equipment to mine 🗿
"this was at the end of the infinite empire however" well alright then
THE STAR WARS BATTLEFRONT SPACE PINPOINT THING TRIGGERED MEMORIES I FORGOT I HAD
Right? Now that was the REAL battle front 2
battlefront 1 was the best, the og one on ps2 where galactic conquest was the campaign
Jawas are by far my favorite star wars race :3 I loved the video
anyone: blinks
jawas: yo ship's mine now and there's nothing you can do, goodbye
Little people trying to survive, dark truth indeed 🤔
he exposing us
@@jawalawa9217 lolol
Your intro gives me so much Nostalgia. I remember listening to that every time I started on level on the Battle Front 1 Campaign for the PS2
That was every level
I think that the Rakatans used the Dsrkside to poison Tatooine's metals in its crust.
They were a bunch of vindictive pricks.
the rakatas had evolved out of the force though, they hadn't been able to use the force in a loooong time.
I think its more like the glassing of the planet changed the chemical composition of the resources. Seems more logical to me but then again, it's all sci-fi anyway
Or enough nukes to glass an entire planet? Intense radiation makes metal brittle, so it seems plausible.
no one, not a single soul.
Slav Jawa : "CYKA CYKA CYKA"
"Boiling away the oceans" that's not how water works...
Wow I would never have guessed that about the Jawas, I always thought they were a bit rude
Ever since learning about the peculiarities of Tatooine metal it's been my headcanon that the Rakata unleashed some kind of darkside nanotech when they glassed the planet and it then worked its way into all metal on the planet. No clue if they did it intentionally or just accidentally shot up some of their old gear and it got mixed in with the rest of the debris...
Either way it would be an interesting story hook for a book or an RP campaign, you could have the PCs be assisting an imperial scientist looking for ways to weaponize the metal plague by getting it to spread to other metal, or attempt to create clean metal and corner the market.
tatooine used to be a lush and green planet until the rakata made it into what it is in the movies.
I imagine most of the rotten metal are the same stuff that the cities were built of, but the glassing ruined the viability of the metal as it was destroyed.
There was a star map infused with darkside energy. That's why Revan went to the planet twice. Over the millenia star maps just like it across the galaxy developed glitches as they decayed and repaired themselves. Those planets usually received unique features and resources as a result. Tatooine just got the short end of the stick.
What do you mean by "glass" the planet?
@@alexandergeorgiev2631 Glassing is a common concept in sci-fi that basically means the surface of the planet is turned to glass by orbital bombardment, usually by beam weapons that melt structures and ground surfaces.
Besides Anchorhead, we have heard of Mos Espa, and Mos Eisley, Is there a town named Mos Quito?
I think it would be cool to check out the Kaleesh. They’re under appreciated, and I think the situation with the Huk is really interesting because you can view the Kaleesh hating Jedi and the Republic as entirely justified
IDK what there dark history is love those little mechanics Jawas r kickass
im pretty sure this is legends now
The story of the Rakata sounds like an even more interesting story than the stories in the movies. I wish they'd do movies about them. @Disney, it's time to explore new stuff.
The story of Darth Revan interacts heavily with an artifact that was the center of the Rakatas power.
The Star Forge.
@@scout360pyroz Yes, but we don't want Disney to touch it.
@@stormisuedonym4599 obviously lol
How this video went for me:
"The elders were right--WE ARE FARMERS, DUN DUNDUN DUN DUN DUN DUN"