The Roman Triumph

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  • @theharristrain
    @theharristrain 6 років тому +1825

    a slave whispering "remember you are human" in the triumphator's ear sounds like something marcus aurelius would have lapped up

    • @jtgd
      @jtgd 6 років тому +380

      "Orgasms stoically"

    • @alexanderschulz2100
      @alexanderschulz2100 6 років тому +11

      sounds more like a line from westworld....

    • @erfgtdsfsdf6993
      @erfgtdsfsdf6993 6 років тому +131

      ancient version of ASMR

    • @TheShadowOfMars
      @TheShadowOfMars 6 років тому +55

      @@jtgd "the friction of a piece of gut and, following a sort of convulsion, the expulsion of some mucus"

    • @colinmckinstry8136
      @colinmckinstry8136 6 років тому +25

      I wouldn't be surprised if he was the one who added it.

  • @claudiusmarcellus1347
    @claudiusmarcellus1347 6 років тому +2216

    that giraffe was the most-detailed icon in this whole channel

    • @magww1
      @magww1 6 років тому +35

      hahah yet so much quality in such little artistic detail.

    • @irongeneral7861
      @irongeneral7861 6 років тому +61

      Pffft... The squares are *way* more detailed.

    • @brenokrug7775
      @brenokrug7775 6 років тому +75

      to be honest i was kinda disappointed that the animals weren't just big coloured rectangles hahahaha

    • @StoneCoolds
      @StoneCoolds 6 років тому +4

      Breno Krug i was expecting the same lol

    • @fatihsaidduran
      @fatihsaidduran 6 років тому +36

      At 14:46 there is a unicorn with a rainbow mane at the corner.

  • @unacittabizzarraechiassosa4143
    @unacittabizzarraechiassosa4143 6 років тому +2437

    I would like to add that the offensive chants (Carmina Triumphalia) were meant as a way to remind the Imperator of his humility lest he would consider himself above the institutions. It was also the only moment a soldier could publicly insult his general. It must have been amusing to watch Caesar march under the taunts of his own soldiers.

    • @PMundi
      @PMundi 6 років тому +290

      @IngLouisSchreurs I must disagree. His videos are great, every single one of them, but this one stood below most due to the sanctimonious repetition of 'killing people is bad' 'slaves are bad'. Yes, we get it, we have brains and eyes too, the modern perspective is not relevant enough to mention more than twice.

    • @gerwantofrivera3725
      @gerwantofrivera3725 6 років тому +100

      @@PMundi yap, that was quite annoying

    • @matheuscerqueira7952
      @matheuscerqueira7952 6 років тому +79

      @@PMundi He was just putting in perspective and setting a disclaimer

    • @F22onblockland
      @F22onblockland 6 років тому +394

      @@PMundi Wasn't his modern perspective though, as he stated even people outside of Rome during this time found the sacrifices to be unnecessarily cruel.

    • @velvtania
      @velvtania 6 років тому +65

      Exactly. We also know another example, Sulla's chant said that he had one testicle and that he thought it was funny.

  • @simonpeter5032
    @simonpeter5032 5 років тому +2864

    "He made up for it later though, it's cool."
    >5 Triumphs
    >Conquered all of Rome and took over the senate
    >Got Cato to kill himself in Africa
    *Yup, he sure did..*

    • @SAGENT50
      @SAGENT50 4 роки тому +109

      Epic flex on them OPTIMATES

    • @LeviForWaifu
      @LeviForWaifu 4 роки тому +197

      The Virgin Cato
      The Chad CEASAR

    • @klutzspecter3470
      @klutzspecter3470 4 роки тому +124

      It's all because Cato had to be salty towards Caesar. The Roman Civil War could've been avoided...

    • @tofuuuuuuuuuuuuu
      @tofuuuuuuuuuuuuu 4 роки тому +3

      Tommy Dugan What

    • @tommydugan7223
      @tommydugan7223 4 роки тому +5

      @@tofuuuuuuuuuuuuu evidently my pocket has been making replies to things... sorry

  • @aggressivli
    @aggressivli 5 років тому +752

    *Slave Teleports Behind You*
    "You are still human, Kid"

  • @TheModernMartialArtist
    @TheModernMartialArtist 6 років тому +2114

    "The gold was spent on prostitutes, if you know what I mean." They bought them flowers?

    • @louis621
      @louis621 6 років тому +81

      Dude, your channel is gold. Cool to see you watch Historia Civilis too. Side note, in the trashier strip clubs in Mexico you can buy pictures of saints and the Virgin Mary for the strippers.

    • @LAHFaust
      @LAHFaust 6 років тому +11

      @@louis621 I love Mexico so much...

    • @starhawck
      @starhawck 6 років тому +20

      I surprise to be sure, but a welcomed one.

    • @swissmilitischristilxxii3691
      @swissmilitischristilxxii3691 6 років тому +6

      The modern martial artist must be an educated person.

    • @JimzAuto
      @JimzAuto 6 років тому +4

      @@louis621 cool... the female entertainers have mothers and may themselves be mothers.

  • @SteveCKim-xb1hp
    @SteveCKim-xb1hp 6 років тому +1888

    Historia Civillis deserves a triumph!

  • @CreepsMcPasta
    @CreepsMcPasta 6 років тому +2618

    I like to imagine the chariot with magic deflecting wards is like the modern bullet proof pope mobiles of today

    • @fairhair1539
      @fairhair1539 6 років тому +65

      I feel like we watch all the same videos

    • @Archangelm127
      @Archangelm127 6 років тому +10

      Same idea.

    • @midshipman8654
      @midshipman8654 6 років тому +56

      CreepsMcPasta The Romans were making Popemobiles before the Pope was even a thing!

    • @davidkelly4210
      @davidkelly4210 6 років тому +18

      @@midshipman8654 Except the Pope was a thing since the Roman Kingdom... The Christians usurped the title when Emperor Constantine (who was also Pope) 'converted' to Christianity. Overtime the Papacy drifted from the Crown to the bishops (this happened in Alexandria centuries before it did in Rome which is why there are 2 popes today).

    • @hagamapama
      @hagamapama 6 років тому +1

      That was the general intention.

  • @polkihn5075
    @polkihn5075 5 років тому +627

    "[Elephants and giraffes] are objectively the weirdest animals" he says, and then goes on to ignore the rainbow-maned unicorn. I like your style.

    • @twbillionare9568
      @twbillionare9568 2 роки тому +4

      Time stamp

    • @metawarp7446
      @metawarp7446 2 роки тому +20

      @@twbillionare9568 There you go: look closely after 5:34

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 2 роки тому +14

      Rainbow-maned unicorns are just horses with decorations. Elephants and giraffes are _way_ weirder.
      They're not _the_ weirdest animals, but they're the weirdest animals big enough for people to see in a parade. (Aside from a few cephalopods, but good luck getting them to march alongside the dioramas.)

  • @justinsanity501
    @justinsanity501 3 роки тому +303

    As someone who has had the opportunity to be in a 100,000+ stadium of cheering fans, I can imagine what a crazy experience having 150,000+ cheer for you must have been. I understand why triumphators needed reminding that they were only humans.

    • @petrmaly9087
      @petrmaly9087 Рік тому +6

      There is a Strahov Stadium in Prague with capacity of 220K-250K. Used a lot for sports and concerts. There are videos from it. It is insane.

    • @coquimapping8680
      @coquimapping8680 8 місяців тому +1

      More recent estimates show the Circus Maximus’ capacity at 90k.

  • @Nazomiah
    @Nazomiah 6 років тому +1611

    I love details like this. It really humanises the Romans. Too many documentaries etc just show the Romans as some boring, highly efficient military machine. Details like this really make you realise how human they were, they cracked rude jokes and used billboards to educate people on geography! Classic!

    • @theharristrain
      @theharristrain 6 років тому +173

      look at some of the graffiti preserved at Pompeii if you want a human view of the romans

    • @midshipman8654
      @midshipman8654 6 років тому +53

      Lord Ashbury I totally agree. When I was in Latin class my teacher made it seem like most of the interesting stuff was Greek (which of course a lot of it was), and the Romans boiled down to military and statescraft. These videos in Rome particularly are great because it expands on that initially dry subject matter and makes it interesting.

    • @Nazomiah
      @Nazomiah 6 років тому +67

      @@midshipman8654 I have a book by Nephtali Lewis and Meyer Reinhold titled 'Roman Civilization, selected readings' - It is essentially a collection of random Roman ' stuff ' , everything from the writings on gravestones, graffiti, political advertisements etc. It's fantastic reading and really humanises the Romans. There's even advertisement for legal advice and people's craft shops! Some of it makes you giggle.

    • @midshipman8654
      @midshipman8654 6 років тому +1

      @@Nazomiah Huh, Neat. Thanks for the recommendation! I'll be sure to pick it up sometime!

    • @krankarvolund7771
      @krankarvolund7771 6 років тому +26

      And they ritually massacre dozens of people... So human :D

  • @dsnodgrass4843
    @dsnodgrass4843 6 років тому +484

    I will never not laugh at the idea of Pompey trying to stuff his chariot elephants through the gate.

    • @krankarvolund7771
      @krankarvolund7771 6 років тому +102

      Now try to think at this while Pompey had the face paint in red and his soldiers behind singing rude songs that insult him and the romans XD

    • @uyuman1
      @uyuman1 6 років тому +100

      @@krankarvolund7771 I bet the soldiers were singing about how the elephants were the only thing of Pompey that was too big to fit.

    • @MitchellD249
      @MitchellD249 6 років тому +107

      Imagine being an overly proud guy like Pompey and doing something so embarrassing that people are still laughing at you over 2000 years later.

    • @LuisAldamiz
      @LuisAldamiz 6 років тому +5

      You should because it shows the kind of arrogant loser prick he was.
      Oops! "Never not" = "always yes", right? If so, never mind.

    • @dsnodgrass4843
      @dsnodgrass4843 6 років тому +6

      @@MitchellD249 Hell of a way to start what's supposed to be the best day of your life as a Roman, ain't it? LMAO. I can only imagine the fit he threw....

  • @tommasoragghianti7735
    @tommasoragghianti7735 6 років тому +425

    Fun fact: I'm Italian and the laurel is still considered of grat prestige. When people graduate from university it is tradition to wear a laurel crown

    • @Lofgon
      @Lofgon 6 років тому +14

      That is indeed a fun fact, I did not know this. Thank you for sharing :)

    • @konradvonschnitzeldorf6506
      @konradvonschnitzeldorf6506 6 років тому +36

      There is the german saying: "Auf den Lorbeeren ausruhen." which means "resting on your laurels" Describing the unwillingness to change and hubris of victors.

    • @D00Rb3LL
      @D00Rb3LL 6 років тому +22

      Konrad von Schnitzeldorf we say that in america too

    • @konradvonschnitzeldorf6506
      @konradvonschnitzeldorf6506 6 років тому +3

      @@D00Rb3LL I don't know, how I wasn't aware of that.

    • @garn3590
      @garn3590 6 років тому +24

      @@konradvonschnitzeldorf6506 we have the same saying here in Italy too, for us is 'Dormire sugli allori' and it's just the same phrase in Italy, we have another variant that means the same that's 'adagiarsi sugli allori' wich uses to lay and not to rest

  • @flynnlivescmd
    @flynnlivescmd 6 років тому +652

    "Imperator!"
    -randome unit giving a response to your command in Rome Total War.

    • @reinatr4848
      @reinatr4848 4 роки тому +39

      I mean you are commanding them so they are not wrong

    • @gmat5046
      @gmat5046 3 роки тому +27

      Think you need a certain number of territories before that starts, so, accurate.

    • @ballsacsincorp
      @ballsacsincorp 4 місяці тому

      they say before you charge headfirst into a very heavy spear infantry

    • @McShaggswell
      @McShaggswell 3 місяці тому +1

      SETTLEMENT UNDER SIEGE SIR

  • @bificommander7472
    @bificommander7472 6 років тому +616

    "This sounds a little human sacrificey." Huh. There's a phrase you don't hear every day.

    • @jayeisenhardt1337
      @jayeisenhardt1337 5 років тому +6

      A proper death before the roar of the crowd, not in some dark forgotten dungeon. You need an enemy even a defeated one as to not make yourself the enemy of the people.

    • @luckym1651
      @luckym1651 4 роки тому +3

      @@jayeisenhardt1337 Remember when he said that triumphs were very rare, and triumphs were some of the only times human sacrafices happened.

    • @rossellalaface492
      @rossellalaface492 4 роки тому +5

      @@luckym1651 more than 350 triumphs were celebrated in the history of Rome. And those were not human sacrifices, just public executions. Romans didn't make human sacrifices.

    • @TheGreenTaco999
      @TheGreenTaco999 3 роки тому +8

      @HanselManCan ok but hypothetically if a country does 1 human sacrifice while kinda wanting to avoid thinking about it as human sacrafice, and another country does 1000 while proudly proclaiming that it is human sacrifice, you'd be generalizing to refer to both countries as the same thing, but yes Rome did do bad things.

    • @kommi7658
      @kommi7658 3 роки тому +12

      @@rossellalaface492 executing prisoners of war at the foot of your most significant religious temple is really kinda human sacrificy, even if the Romans technically didn't see it that way

  • @hermanspaerman3490
    @hermanspaerman3490 6 років тому +193

    It never ceases to astonish me that your videos , with basic squares and rudimentary animations (no critique), are so much more interesting and educational than any high value production video that regurgitates the same old facts we heard so many times before.

  • @SamTornado1701
    @SamTornado1701 6 років тому +62

    When I was a kid watching history channel, I always wanted more detail, but never got it. Finally years later we got a show with an amazing level of detail.

  • @funsquirrle
    @funsquirrle 6 років тому +257

    I just have to say that, every time I watch one of your videos, I am absolutely stunned by the quality. From your clear and eloquent narration to your simplistic yet clear visuals, everything is astoundingly well done. I salute you for your efforts to entertain and educate us, your viewers, on an incredibly interesting and complex period of history. So in short, thank you very much for all of the hard work producing and researching these videos, and keep them coming!

    • @dsmith8079
      @dsmith8079 4 роки тому +2

      With a plastic bag for a helmet...!!!

  • @neurofiedyamato8763
    @neurofiedyamato8763 5 років тому +508

    Cato: No triumph for you!
    Caesar: Oh really?
    Cato: Don't try it!
    *After a civil war*
    Caesar: Good riddance, now I have FOUR triumphs.

    • @Great_Olaf5
      @Great_Olaf5 3 роки тому +20

      Don't try it Caesar, I have the high ground.

    • @ihathtelekinesis
      @ihathtelekinesis 3 роки тому +20

      Cato underestimated his power.

    • @Saurophaganax1931
      @Saurophaganax1931 3 роки тому +15

      Kind of makes sense that Catos suicide was the subject of one of those Triumphs. Me thinks Caesar included this footnote for more personal reasons than mere propaganda.

    • @kargaroc386
      @kargaroc386 3 роки тому +2

      five

  • @rosie8059
    @rosie8059 6 років тому +83

    Maybe for the next 'His Year' video (or, rather, His Year*s*) you could make one on General Gaius Marius? The Roman statesman who was Consul seven times and reformed the Roman military into the disciplined and uniform organisation we know and love.

  • @Bram06
    @Bram06 6 років тому +891

    I imagine that the Roman army singing would've been a lot like a sea shanty

    • @MidlifeCrisisJoe
      @MidlifeCrisisJoe 6 років тому +19

      @Friendly Neighborhood Neocon sure why not? I mean there were also land vikings in the Varangians, so yeah there can be land things based off of sea things.
      I'm personally a big fan of my land boat.

    • @HaloFTW55
      @HaloFTW55 6 років тому +39

      Or folk songs adapted to be a bit more... different.
      Like “Battle Hymn of the Republic” and “Blood on the Risers”

    • @TheAchilles26
      @TheAchilles26 6 років тому +59

      Probably more like military cadences, which even today are often bawdy.

    • @BertGrink
      @BertGrink 4 роки тому

      Or maybe somewhat reminiscent of "Carmina Burana" ?

    • @qwadratix
      @qwadratix 4 роки тому +5

      Gordon Bennet! Haven't any of you folks ever heard of a 'Rugby song'? I would recommend you try to find 'The sexual life of a Camel'.

  • @nigelis2345
    @nigelis2345 6 років тому +312

    On the concept of the color purple, purple dye was very expensive as the dye came from a sea snail. It was called Tyrian purple. It was so expensive that only rulers could afford it.

    • @krankarvolund7771
      @krankarvolund7771 6 років тому +16

      @@Mightus3000 Maybe for fixing the colour. But urine is used to make purple only during the XIXth century (with guano).

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 6 років тому +2

      @@krankarvolund7771 But they certainly used urine to wash clothing

    • @krankarvolund7771
      @krankarvolund7771 6 років тому +13

      @@merrittanimation7721 That's sure, urine was a very cheap way to get amoniac. Which is a very efficient detergent ^^

    • @MlokLik
      @MlokLik 6 років тому +4

      what the hell is this comment section

    • @NicoAssaf
      @NicoAssaf 6 років тому +1

      Didn't it smell bad as well?

  • @jacobc2203
    @jacobc2203 6 років тому +216

    Just finished a stressful essay, I needed this in my life.

  • @platypipope328
    @platypipope328 6 років тому +514

    "objectively the weirdest animals"
    Australia would like to know your location

    • @aetu35
      @aetu35 5 років тому +16

      *Cue the kangaroos, platypuses, cassowaries and wombats*

    • @roberttbrockway
      @roberttbrockway 4 роки тому +15

      When a dead platypus was first taken to Britain many people thought it was fake.

    • @tbscotty813
      @tbscotty813 4 роки тому +12

      Perhaps Historia Civilis is such the historic purist he was only speaking of the known Roman world. Can you imagine the Romans' response to 'roos?!!!

    • @platypipope328
      @platypipope328 4 роки тому +9

      @@tbscotty813 can you imagine the roman response to wallabies, or koalas, or platypi, or really half of Australia's wildlife?

    • @ptbot3294
      @ptbot3294 4 роки тому +9

      @@platypipope328 their response? First they will build wall. Once they know the animals are harmless, they will cart them away.

  • @craigkdillon
    @craigkdillon 5 років тому +208

    Now I know why in the HBO series "Rome", Julius Caesar had a red face during his triumph.
    I thought it was just the writers being creative. But, no, they got it from how the Romans did a triumph.
    Cool.

    • @dyingearth
      @dyingearth Рік тому +6

      Although they had him dressed in a more decorative version of his military uniform rather than the Royal Toga. Since there were 4 Triumph, the sparing of Cleopatra's sister and the son of the last king of a Northern African Kingdom by public acclaim was omitted. That king (raised by Octavian's sister, Octavia , and whose stewardship was later transfer to Octavian) later married one of the surviving daughter of Cleopatra with Antony.

    • @Kaanfight
      @Kaanfight Рік тому +3

      @@dyingearth yup, king Juba II. Apparently he was also an avid naturalist and wrote many books on animals and other topics

    • @CoercedJab
      @CoercedJab 2 місяці тому +3

      your brain on television

    • @craigkdillon
      @craigkdillon 2 місяці тому +1

      @@CoercedJab I do think that a serious effort was made in making Rome for period realism.

  • @oWallis
    @oWallis 6 років тому +1118

    What a perfect way to end my day. Some might say it's a.... Triumph. Also nice unicorn at 5:40 ;)

    • @BoabisXscopeS
      @BoabisXscopeS 6 років тому +6

      Do you get the video early if you sub on Patreon?

    • @adind.228
      @adind.228 6 років тому +19

      Also at 14:45 on the right

    • @fishyjishy2867
      @fishyjishy2867 6 років тому +1

      I’m not the only one seeing it then

    • @Omni-kyun
      @Omni-kyun 6 років тому +8

      I was half expecting this video to end with the "Still alive" song instead of the usual one.
      "...this was a Triumph"
      "I'm making a note here - Huge success!"

    • @MilionCokies
      @MilionCokies 6 років тому +1

      @@BoabisXscopeS Yes you do, Robert.

  • @rutgerius123
    @rutgerius123 6 років тому +326

    Last time I was this early Romulus still had a brother

  • @MrVlogman101
    @MrVlogman101 6 років тому +225

    We need to hold a triumph for Historia Civilis

    • @mrelephant2283
      @mrelephant2283 6 років тому +27

      I volunteer to be sacrificed before Jupiter in honour of this channel

    • @samlund8543
      @samlund8543 6 років тому +11

      Well then, let’s get started!
      IMPERATOR!

    • @polishpat95
      @polishpat95 6 років тому +1

      @@mrelephant2283 thank you!!!! Nobody knows you anyways so I bet they wouldn't care to feel bad. But that's a nice offer !!! Let's triumph :)

    • @LuisAldamiz
      @LuisAldamiz 6 років тому

      And who will volunteer to be sacrificed to Jupier?
      Meh...

    • @mimus6596
      @mimus6596 6 років тому +6

      @@LuisAldamiz everyone who downvoted this video

  • @KennyHazy97
    @KennyHazy97 6 років тому +2963

    If the human sacrifice wasn't enough to convince you of the barbarity of the Romans, they were also responsible for inventing socks in sandals.

    • @swissmilitischristilxxii3691
      @swissmilitischristilxxii3691 6 років тому +66

      LOL

    • @TheAchilles26
      @TheAchilles26 6 років тому +204

      Caligae were not sandals. They were boots specifically designed to combat trenchfoot.

    • @pqbdwmnu
      @pqbdwmnu 5 років тому +39

      Those bastards

    • @TheCCBoi
      @TheCCBoi 5 років тому +78

      We should sack Rome right now for this savagery!!!

    • @owo5869
      @owo5869 5 років тому +82

      Japanes looking suspiciously worried about this comment..

  • @zbou23
    @zbou23 10 місяців тому +2

    The last two sentences of this video are the most succinct and insightful summary of Roman politics and the greater implications as to the power dynamic that leads totalitarianism I have ever heard. Kudos.

  • @mynameisntpatrick1476
    @mynameisntpatrick1476 6 років тому +342

    HIT THAT OUTRO!
    BUHDUH DUHHHHHHH DEE DEE DAHH DEE DEE DAH DEDEDAHHHHHH.

    • @andrewstewart1464
      @andrewstewart1464 6 років тому +62

      Every time the tune drops, I like to imagine Caesar pushing a sweet four-horse chariot slowly down the via sacra decked out in purple sunglasses, hoisting a boombox, and getting a hit off a f a t b l u n t.
      . . . I never said it was a logical mental picture, but there you go.

    • @shugaku2461
      @shugaku2461 6 років тому +21

      @@andrewstewart1464 Caesars Triumph, colourised

    • @andrewstewart1464
      @andrewstewart1464 6 років тому +5

      @@shugaku2461 [image citation needed]

    • @s.v.848
      @s.v.848 4 роки тому +1

      @@andrewstewart1464 oooooooo shieeeeeeetttttt 🤣🤣

    • @Octavian999
      @Octavian999 4 роки тому +5

      Bruh that outro is so sad though. It signifies that now I have to wait a long time until the next Historia Civilis video.

  • @UltraVista007
    @UltraVista007 6 років тому +14

    I'm always amazed at the level of detail you're able to talk about matters nobody else even thinks to cover, such as Caesar being the pontifex maximus, which gave him the power to regulate the calendar, which allowed him to perform his 'winter' crossing... Same with this video. Most people would say: 'a triumph is... well... a triumph, and thats about it'. But you explain it in such interesting detail... in short, my hat off for you, sir!

  • @LOLquendoTV
    @LOLquendoTV 6 років тому +61

    Every upload makes my day

  • @alialzuheiry8220
    @alialzuheiry8220 6 років тому +10

    You're the kind of person who automatically got at least some people to like your videos before even seeing them, because we know the content is, like always very descriptive and fun. It makes us appreciate history. Thank you for that

  • @ericconnor8251
    @ericconnor8251 6 років тому +66

    Every time Kings and Generals, BazBattles, or Invicta uploads a new video I get excited and save to watch later.
    Every time Historia Civilis uploads a new video, my body enters a prolonged period of titillated rapture and transcendence.
    Thanks for the upload! I learned several things about Roman triumphs that I did not know before, especially the stuff about the route through the city they would have taken, including a stop at the ole Circus Maximus. Cool stuff.

  • @SamTanXYZ
    @SamTanXYZ 6 років тому +204

    "Objectively the weirdest animals"

    • @georgesboulanger7938
      @georgesboulanger7938 6 років тому +7

      Gibbon say this in Decline and Fall too.

    • @stvdagger8074
      @stvdagger8074 6 років тому +81

      Only because Rome never conquered Australia

    • @machineofadream
      @machineofadream 6 років тому +51

      @@stvdagger8074 Would've loved to see them parading a herd of platypuses through Rome.

    • @rstous7691
      @rstous7691 6 років тому +15

      @@thegainsayerstalker a chariot pulled by tortoises 🤔

    • @louisswanepoel1614
      @louisswanepoel1614 5 років тому +1

      @@stvdagger8074 Vienna is in today's Austria so what are you talking about ;)

  • @Xtravia9
    @Xtravia9 6 років тому +456

    I always enjoy some bacon and eggs after strangling my prisoners.

    • @s.v.848
      @s.v.848 4 роки тому +4

      My Man 🤣

  • @laurensk.8977
    @laurensk.8977 6 років тому +9

    I love this channel. You have such a great way of presenting information. Most documentary TV-Programs spend most of their time trying to "make an atmosphere" and raise the anticipation level to annoying extremes. There is so much fluster and bluster. In contrast, you just present compact information. It is so much nicer and wastes no time.

  • @TheSonOfDumb
    @TheSonOfDumb 6 років тому +35

    Another excellent video, dude. I find the contrast between the civilized laws of the Republic and the - for the lack of a better term - tribal/primitive/rawer aspects of the Triumph to be very interesting - especially the strangling of the prisoners and the sacrificing of the bulls. Truly, the Romans were such a fascinating people.

    • @sircastic959
      @sircastic959 6 років тому +8

      Oh they are very fascinating, primitive indeed in quite a few aspects overall I think Roman civilization was very much a material one rather than a spiritual one.
      They put huge emphasis on presenting things physically, their buildings included. It was a very performative culture and very grandios.
      What makes them so fascinating is their success. They were able to continue endeavors over generations and kept some semblance of unified culture for centuries.

  • @psammiad
    @psammiad 6 років тому +514

    It's an irony that Roman writers despised "barbarians" who committed human sacrifice to their gods - yet gladiatorial games had their origins in funeral rites, and this ritual killing of prisoners at the temple of Jupiter is blatantly a form of human sacrifice.

    • @jayeisenhardt1337
      @jayeisenhardt1337 5 років тому +35

      How tame our lives have become that most never see death until it has claimed them.

    • @hzuiel
      @hzuiel 5 років тому +75

      People find ways to justify all kinds of actions, I would assume they came up with various technicalities to explain why it was different.

    • @LetsGoGetThem
      @LetsGoGetThem 5 років тому +16

      @ Not wickermen as Sixshooter said, IIRC there is no evidence of the wickerman tradition as Caesar described it, but there is evidence with a corpse found in a bog in Denmark (Tollundman) that Germanic pagans did human sacrifice via hanging. Probably an allusion/honor to Odin who also hung himself.

    • @CelticAngloPress2nd
      @CelticAngloPress2nd 4 роки тому +7

      @Sixshooter 9 Sources? They're are none. Its up their with Margret Meads Blue Lagoon Anthropology. Marxist historical revisionism.

    • @rajivnair6778
      @rajivnair6778 4 роки тому +17

      Hypocrisy is a common theme throughout major civilisations.

  • @Solon1581
    @Solon1581 6 років тому +339

    15:17 And that ladies and gentlemen is why Queen Cleopatra committed suicide.

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 6 років тому +114

      "I can die to an asp in the comfort of my own home, or get strangled in front of a cheering crowd. The choice was easy."

    • @Damptarmac
      @Damptarmac 6 років тому +80

      It's horrific just trying to imagine being dragged along for months (all the time knowing you´re destined to die) to spend your final hours walking trough a cheering crowd, before finally being strangled.

    • @PeterGregoryKelly
      @PeterGregoryKelly 6 років тому +45

      @@Damptarmac The psychological torment before the sacrifice. The message to would be usurpers to Roman power in the provinces and beyond was "Resist and this is what will await you".

    • @AlexYorim
      @AlexYorim 6 років тому +4

      So did Hannibal

    • @breaddboy
      @breaddboy 6 років тому +38

      Given the amount of stories that survived of her i doubt octavian would have thought her memory would just disapear. The girl seduced and controled two of the most powerful men in roman history.
      I think making a example of her would certainly be octavians prefrence. I dont even wanna think about the things he could have done that would have ruined her memory.

  • @calebsmith7633
    @calebsmith7633 6 років тому +40

    You make being a Patreon an easy choice. Thanks for you videos over the years, they impact further than you think

  • @justanotherbrickinthewall2843
    @justanotherbrickinthewall2843 6 років тому +28

    "Make sure the elephants are given their emetics in good time. I don't want my chariot slowed by giant turds."
    ~ Julius Caesar

  • @Sockem1223
    @Sockem1223 6 років тому +2

    Your videos are the only ones I actually go back and rewatch a few times. Quality stuff.

  • @coltentackett892
    @coltentackett892 5 місяців тому +2

    The outro song has no reason to go that hard and i love it!

  • @ninjacell2999
    @ninjacell2999 6 років тому +371

    Wow! Saturnalia came early.

  • @alexbeedle3074
    @alexbeedle3074 6 років тому +4

    The fact that triumphs happened less and less during the empire only makes Belusarius's triumph in the 540s extra badass

  • @holdinmcgroin8639
    @holdinmcgroin8639 6 років тому +84

    "He made up for it later, though" oh boy did he

    • @angus6858
      @angus6858 5 років тому +2

      F for Cato in North Africa, didn't deserve it

  • @Zephanyah
    @Zephanyah 6 років тому +1

    the quality of these videos keeps getting better and better

  • @adamschultz7127
    @adamschultz7127 5 місяців тому +1

    “The funk was coming from *inside* the Republic”
    -Best sentence I’ve heard all year

  • @hamishwoodland7424
    @hamishwoodland7424 6 років тому +162

    “We’re not going to linger, but hold these prisoners in the back of your mind”-Uh oh I’m not optimistic for these prisoners lads.
    Yep. Lucky guess.

    • @JimzAuto
      @JimzAuto 6 років тому

      I thought the prisoners would be sold into slavery and/or forced to fight in the coliseum.

    • @Synochra
      @Synochra 6 років тому

      not very lucky for the prisoners lol

    • @PeterGregoryKelly
      @PeterGregoryKelly 6 років тому +5

      I've got some good news and some bad news. First the good news. You're going to feature in a parade to the cheers and celebration of all spectators. Now the bad news. You're going to be the sacrifice before Jupiter.

  • @chevysuarez7306
    @chevysuarez7306 6 років тому +30

    15: 21 *Not Pictured
    But we already have the picture in our head - Rome season 1 ep 10 -

  • @xxAnaconta
    @xxAnaconta 6 років тому +80

    It would be pretty cool if someone had made themselves dictator during their triumph as an ultimate ''execute order 66'' move.

    • @nicholasnelson8641
      @nicholasnelson8641 4 роки тому +6

      Yes that would have awesome. Sadly it never happened due to the triumph being a festive/sacred matter.

    • @prestonjones1653
      @prestonjones1653 3 роки тому +4

      @@nicholasnelson8641
      All it would have taken was one atheist to ruin the triumph for everybody forever. XD

    • @chicken29843
      @chicken29843 Рік тому +1

      ​@@prestonjones1653 it's not exactly clear that the Romans literally believed in the gods of their religion, or if that was more of a symbolic thing to them

  • @Wilhelm369
    @Wilhelm369 6 років тому +2

    Easily my favourite channel on youtube! I really love your videos, the style, the music, the design and especially the information! It's all perfect!

  • @sgtrpcommand3778
    @sgtrpcommand3778 6 років тому +38

    10:48 It still surprises me to see that ancient soldiers are still very much like modern soldiers. Of the few soldiers I actually know, this seems like exactly something they would love to do.

  • @MisterBrickFilms
    @MisterBrickFilms 6 років тому +11

    While your commentary on the slave bearing the laurel wreath is pitch-perfect, the pictures of reliefs you showed clearly depict Victories crowning the triumphator rather than slaves.
    Other than that, wonderful work on this 20 min-long video, as always :)

  • @emanuel2cool1
    @emanuel2cool1 6 років тому +2

    Dude! What an absolutely amazing vid! I had no idea I was even interested in this part of Roman history. Very articulate and basic but very affective graphics. Subbed!

  • @qnteban
    @qnteban 4 роки тому +7

    "Giraffes and elephants are objectively the weirdest animals"
    i didnt expect it to get so real in here

  • @alexfeinstein3440
    @alexfeinstein3440 6 років тому +1

    Thank you so much for listing your sources! Other channels don't do this and it makes it really hard to cite them in research. Thank you!

  • @thegradualreport
    @thegradualreport 6 років тому +1

    I'm so glad you are back, history daddy. It feels like that trip to pick up smokes lasted years

  • @NKM5896
    @NKM5896 5 років тому +20

    “A little human sacrifice-y” is my new vibe.

    • @jasonbelstone3427
      @jasonbelstone3427 4 роки тому +1

      It wasn't a human sacrifice. No, no, no, you misunderstand. *It was an execution of invaders.* They were asking for it, sneaking up on the triumphator and loitering about on the sacred way!

  • @derekburm
    @derekburm 5 років тому +9

    "they [elephants and giraffes] are objectively the weirdest animals"
    Unicorn slipped in to the parade as it zooms out lol

  • @1berrylover178
    @1berrylover178 6 років тому +22

    I believe there s an error around 13:30
    There are sports arenas well above that capacity (i.e. the Indianapolis Motor Speedway)
    At 150,000 it would be considered the largest *stadium* in the world

    • @yarpen26
      @yarpen26 4 роки тому +10

      Also, let's be real here, any major stadium in the world would be able to accomodate way more than 150,000 spectators were it allowed to ignore all safety regulations, the way the Circus Maximus obviously did because these hadn't even been invented yet.

    • @davidhoward437
      @davidhoward437 4 роки тому +1

      @@yarpen26 Bleacher collapses in stadiums and amphitheaters occasionally killed thousands.

    • @ismaeljunior8624
      @ismaeljunior8624 3 роки тому +3

      The Maracana in Brazil held around 199.000 people in the world cup 1950 finals, a modern stadium can hold even more, without safety ofc.

  • @ryang7219
    @ryang7219 3 роки тому +2

    Been binge watching this channel last couple of days, frekin love it! Great content I hope this guy keeps it up 👍

  • @doshwhop
    @doshwhop 6 років тому +2

    It's quotes like "But I don't think it's going to far to say that this feels a little human sacrificey." that are the reason that you have a gift when comes to dispensing history to the masses.

  • @cewnik24
    @cewnik24 6 років тому +36

    Please do a video about the time when Ceasar was captured by pirates and all the mad stuff that went down.

  • @Arcian
    @Arcian 6 років тому +393

    Fastest click in the west.

    • @irongeneral7861
      @irongeneral7861 6 років тому +15

      Jane Shepard *western empire

    • @Sm4shBG
      @Sm4shBG 6 років тому

      U r goddamn right

  • @cheesypoohalo
    @cheesypoohalo 5 років тому +3

    The part about human sacrifice was particularly interesting. We often hear of cultures like the Aztecs and how horrifying and savage their rituals were, but to hear other more renown ancient cultures sometimes had the same practices is very enlightening. Great video, I feel I've learnt a lot from this.

  • @jacobkline6146
    @jacobkline6146 5 років тому +1

    Having been on YT since roughly its beginning, it's nevertheless extremely rare that I thumbs anything up or down. However, I've thumbs-upped both of the videos I've just seen by this creator. I like that subtle pause, followed by the music at the end, because it punches home how much I've just learned.

  • @brentgauspohl9779
    @brentgauspohl9779 6 років тому

    Historia Civilis videos are minor highlights of my month. These are some of the best patreon euros/dollars that could be spent. Quality, at length, every time.

  • @juliuslapi7108
    @juliuslapi7108 6 років тому +120

    7:40 purple was the color of royalty becouse it was super expensive

    • @lmonk9517
      @lmonk9517 6 років тому +12

      Also because the type of dye used also didn't fade with age, in fact it was reputed to become brighter with sunlight.

    • @grimsong2237
      @grimsong2237 6 років тому +2

      @@lmonk9517
      Never heard about the fading part and sunlight. Something cool to research now. 👍

    • @MidlifeCrisisJoe
      @MidlifeCrisisJoe 6 років тому +3

      @@lmonk9517 I think that's because it was made with this weird kind of dye that was made from some kind of shelled creature. I can't remember if it was snails or mollusks or clams or something else, but it must have been found first in Tyre, because it got known as Tyrian Purple.

    • @justindie7543
      @justindie7543 6 років тому +6

      google is your friend, the dye was made from the mucous glands of predatory sea snails in the Mediterranean "twelve thousand snails of Murex brandaris yield no more than 1.4 g of pure dye, enough to colour only the trim of a single garment."

    • @Lucas-po6mn
      @Lucas-po6mn 6 років тому +2

      @@justindie7543 exactly so this made full purple attire extremely expensive, (we are talking about over a million us $ here)

  • @Matas2005
    @Matas2005 6 років тому +6

    Continue the Caesar's series. They're so fun to watch, please make more!

    • @toasterforsale5069
      @toasterforsale5069 6 років тому

      Swaggy Country It’s done, maybe Augustus/Octavian next

    • @francogiobbimontesanti3826
      @francogiobbimontesanti3826 6 років тому

      Clorox Bleach no way it’s done he hasn’t gotten murdered yet. Also I don’t want stories from the empire I like the republic

    • @Matas2005
      @Matas2005 6 років тому

      @@toasterforsale5069
      Sad. Bleach will help end my misery then ;(

    • @Matas2005
      @Matas2005 6 років тому

      @@francogiobbimontesanti3826
      I wanna see until his death and then move on to the next guy

    • @toasterforsale5069
      @toasterforsale5069 6 років тому

      I am Communism Wouldn’t be 30 mins goodness, maybe that and Octavian and Anthony chaisng down Brutus and co

  • @devinsamuel3612
    @devinsamuel3612 6 років тому +11

    I can definitely see the execution portion being derived from a much older human sacrifice tradition, possibly thanking Jupiter (or maybe his Etruscan equivalent?) for good luck during the war. And as human sacrifice became less popular, the tradition was rebranded as part of a larger celebration.

  • @blacktee31
    @blacktee31 6 років тому +1

    Always a pleasure to watch, so many battles I’d like to understand better that I have yet to see

  • @fher_id
    @fher_id 2 роки тому

    This channel is absolute a gem!

  • @CraftsmanOfAwsomenes
    @CraftsmanOfAwsomenes 6 років тому +20

    Cicero: "How are these military strongman taking over our republican traditions?"
    The Republic:

  • @KingOfScipii_Online
    @KingOfScipii_Online 6 років тому +3

    I really hope all the videos about ceaser keep coming until his assassination, and then it leads into Antony, Octavian, Lepidus and the rest

  • @exoterminator
    @exoterminator 6 років тому +52

    Who wouldn't want a Triumph after finding a unicorn?

  • @jmctigret
    @jmctigret 6 років тому

    You make the best videos on the History of the Roman Empire.

  • @efg-smca
    @efg-smca 6 років тому

    The best history channel on youtube that I have watched. Bravo!

  • @irongeneral7861
    @irongeneral7861 6 років тому +4

    He uploaded - Today, we all Triumph!

  • @Astro_Aladfar
    @Astro_Aladfar 4 роки тому +4

    7:36 the thing that the triumphator's toga was all dyed in Tyrian purpple just for the Triumph must have been astronomical money buring! By mass, that dye literally costed thrice the price of pure gold.
    No wonder the dye was also called Royal pupple.

  • @hellothere4858
    @hellothere4858 6 років тому +28

    So they found human sacrifices horrible when the gauls did it. But mass ceremonial murder is a ok, I guess its the mass part.

    • @fartballs7094
      @fartballs7094 6 років тому +5

      The death of one man is a tragedy; the death of a million a statistic. - Stalin (I think)

    • @lewistaylor2858
      @lewistaylor2858 4 роки тому

      what would you say about the murder of criminals with members of the public watching on? as many modern states have this, including the US. After all, the Romans would consider their captured enemies to be criminals, we were certainly more than happy to execute defeated Germans and Japanese after ww2, is that not "mass ceremonial murder". The Gauls or other groups killed to appease the gods- the Romans did not.

  • @somenamestaken7376
    @somenamestaken7376 6 років тому

    You know, it makes my day when I see you have a new video.

  • @gabrieloppenheimer260
    @gabrieloppenheimer260 6 років тому

    As aways fantastic job, with information we won't find anywhere else on UA-cam. Congrats men.

  • @rasplez9889
    @rasplez9889 5 років тому +13

    Always annoyed me in strategy games like total war that the pomerium is never mentioned and armies can enter Rome to their hearts content. I think gladiator mentioned it briefly when maximus's legion would have been a declaration of war to enter the city and the only soldiers allowed were the emperor's Praetoria and citizen militia.
    I'd be surprised if the upcoming paradox game "Imperator: Rome" even mentions it. It's why I liked the original Rome TW, because Rome was its own faction and you were just a family in charge of territory outside its borders.

    • @IudiciumInfernalum
      @IudiciumInfernalum 5 років тому +1

      One death is a tragedy a thousand is just balancing the books with Jupiter.

  • @aspenlovelock8115
    @aspenlovelock8115 5 років тому +24

    I loved the part where I was so engaged that I had to be reminded I just witnessed a mass murder in the name of a god I don’t believe in.

  • @solomonlam3157
    @solomonlam3157 6 років тому +4

    40 seconds and already hundreds of views. This video was long overdue but it was worth the wait!

  • @joni2380
    @joni2380 6 років тому

    The pomerian episode and this one are by far the most interesting UA-cam videos I've ever seen. Fantastic work!

  • @ShuffleYourLibrary
    @ShuffleYourLibrary 6 років тому

    Historia Civilis releases a video on my birthday.. Best gift ever, thanks§

  • @brunorodrigues166
    @brunorodrigues166 6 років тому +4

    "And I know soon come my time
    For in mine void a pale horse burns
    But I fear not the time I'm taken
    Past the point of no return.
    Wage war like no tomorrow
    Cuz no hell there won't be one
    For all who deny the struggle
    The triumphant overcome"

  • @zakattack8624
    @zakattack8624 4 роки тому +5

    Going back in time and seeing a Triumph would have been an amazing thing to witness.

  • @SGMIV
    @SGMIV 6 років тому +69

    I'd thought Belasarius received a triumph from Justinian?? so were there any other post-republic late roman triumphs

    • @krankarvolund7771
      @krankarvolund7771 6 років тому +67

      Well, the triumphs were still a thing, but very often, the Emperor, as head of the senate denies the right to generals to triumph and said that he won, even if he didn't fought. So it became a thing reserved to emperors and the generals have some less important rewards.
      Belasarius is an exception, Justinian let him triumph (and changed things in the triumph as it's not more in Rome and the Romans had become christians ^^). It's the last triumph of the Roman Empire.

    • @pete9320
      @pete9320 6 років тому +1

      Very few (if none; maybe Agrippa?) non-emperors/imperial-family received a triumph after the establishment of the empire.

    • @krankarvolund7771
      @krankarvolund7771 6 років тому +30

      @@pete9320 I found that Agrippa was given three triumphs, but he declined the three, not fool, he knew that he souldn't made shadow to Augustus if he wanted to survive ^^

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 6 років тому +12

      IIRC, most post-Republic triumphs (Belisarius excluded) were given for members of the Imperial family.

    • @papageitaucher618
      @papageitaucher618 6 років тому +1

      There even were triumphs in byzantian times

  • @utkuguclu
    @utkuguclu 6 років тому

    I love your videos. Who else would dig some much to show us the quirks of romans. This is the serendipitous detail you get from books.. Thanks!

  • @robliefeld2646
    @robliefeld2646 5 років тому

    Great videos! I'm glad YT suggested this channel to me. I hope it's still active.

  • @TheBloodsuger150
    @TheBloodsuger150 5 років тому +10

    5:34 “they are objectively the weirdest animals” 😂😂 how to start an argument on the Internet.

  • @raynmanshorts9275
    @raynmanshorts9275 5 років тому +12

    "Elephants and giraffes are objectively the weirdest animals."
    Australia: Excuse you?

  • @S0nyToprano
    @S0nyToprano 3 роки тому +3

    I wish I could have seen a Roman Triumph. Looks like it would have been one hell of a celebration. Also to see your enemies get absolutely humiliated before being executed? Nice.

  • @cmcmahon331
    @cmcmahon331 6 років тому

    Incredible. Keep doing your thing man. Some of the best videos on UA-cam

  • @patriotprilep
    @patriotprilep 6 років тому

    I'm literally giddy about this episode. PLEASE KEEP MAKING THESE!!!!