The Battle of Carrhae (53 B.C.E.)

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  • @danieljoaquinsegoviacorona1734
    @danieljoaquinsegoviacorona1734 6 років тому +6154

    In Spanish "Craso error" means fatal error, and is because Crassus made the mortal mistake of rejecting Armenian's help.

    • @allenshen4902
      @allenshen4902 6 років тому +198

      parthian calvary doesnt do well in mountains, they can easily avoid being surrounded by horse archers

    • @danieljoaquinsegoviacorona1734
      @danieljoaquinsegoviacorona1734 6 років тому +341

      Truth is he made way too many mistakes, hard to know which is the one that got him the title, but for sure another 43,000 corpses in the desert wouldn't look so good either.

    • @lorisuprifranz
      @lorisuprifranz 6 років тому +229

      In latin Crassus means simply "big/fat". I am not Spanish, but I personally don't think a "big error" is an expression only related to Crassus.

    • @martinconway8174
      @martinconway8174 6 років тому +79

      You might be right Lorenzo, but even if its false the coincidence is more fun

    • @lindgrenland
      @lindgrenland 6 років тому +330

      I made a craso error when I binge watched this entire channel in one day and then realised I would have to wait for the next episode like all the other plebs

  • @alexanderorlov-holmes6120
    @alexanderorlov-holmes6120 7 років тому +3727

    "46,000 Armenians is a lot of Armenians"
    Historia Civilis dropping the truth bombs as usual

    • @asswizardofsiberia520
      @asswizardofsiberia520 6 років тому +207

      Forty six thousand Armenians is too many Armenians, according to the Turks.

    • @casualsatanist
      @casualsatanist 6 років тому +18

      Vardan Simonyan eh my friend the Armenian genocide was not part of the holocaust but it was from the predominantly Muslim Ottoman Empire against their Christian subjects. Still terrible, but you gotta get your facts straight kiddo

    • @tdkage
      @tdkage 6 років тому +11

      Not for the turks, obviously

    • @Tirajis
      @Tirajis 6 років тому +4

      Well Iran lost 6times as many people during WW1 though

    • @supremelordoftheauspicious2928
      @supremelordoftheauspicious2928 6 років тому +1

      Karen Kalantari
      Manzooresh ghahtie jange jahanie ke britianiyayi ha be vojood ovordan.

  • @lucrayon4182
    @lucrayon4182 7 років тому +4090

    Alternative Title: Absolutely Not His Year - Crassus (53 B.C.E.)

  • @suddi218
    @suddi218 4 роки тому +2332

    "...but another tribune stepped forward and vetoed his veto."
    I'm just imagining him running up and flaunting an Uno reverse card.

    • @mini2239
      @mini2239 4 роки тому +48

      One has to wonder how different the Roman system would have been if they didn't have vetos. Whether for senators, consuls or Tribunes

    • @waltervanbrunchem2462
      @waltervanbrunchem2462 4 роки тому +71

      Could the other tribune have vetoed the veto that vetoed his veto?

    • @Bigbadbo121
      @Bigbadbo121 4 роки тому +22

      @@mini2239 I wonder if, after declaring a veto, putting the legitimacy of that veto to a vote of the Roman people would've helped?

    • @mini2239
      @mini2239 4 роки тому +12

      @@Bigbadbo121 With how many vetoes were being declared I don't think it would have been practical. Ultimately too many people had the power of the veto

    • @Bigbadbo121
      @Bigbadbo121 4 роки тому +2

      @@mini2239 Limit one veto per bill? As in; a bill can only ever get vetoed once, and then it gets sent out for the legitimizing popular vote?

  • @miridian2012
    @miridian2012 7 років тому +3524

    " Nah " ~ Crassus 53 B.C.E

    • @misaelramirez5236
      @misaelramirez5236 7 років тому +43

      miridian2012 I think he should do a collab with extra history or alternate history hub

    • @rd-6137
      @rd-6137 7 років тому +3

      +Misael Ramirez it would be awesome

    • @htf5555
      @htf5555 7 років тому +76

      "Cheeky." - Gaius Julius Caesar on Ariovistus, 58 B.C.

    • @saeedvazirian
      @saeedvazirian 6 років тому +1

      Are you fucking serious ahahahaha? We kicked your fucking ass. Persians FTW!

    • @as7river
      @as7river 6 років тому +6

      "Moo" -Macedonian Provision Charriots, 326 BC

  • @goose3692
    @goose3692 7 років тому +2830

    The Parthian general, Surena was executed by the Parthian king after this because he was seen as a threat to his power

    • @Sonamyfan875
      @Sonamyfan875 4 роки тому +414

      Barbaric logic for barbaric people.

    • @LureThosePixels
      @LureThosePixels 4 роки тому +440

      @@Sonamyfan875 logic of idiots in power*, no matter where they come from

    • @ramtin89
      @ramtin89 4 роки тому +990

      @@Sonamyfan875 seems that your civilized and advanced romans did the same with the general Ezio after defeating Attila by the hand of emperor Valentinian III for the same reason, or are they "barbaric" people too?

    • @000000AEA000000
      @000000AEA000000 4 роки тому +289

      @@ramtin89 yes they are.

    • @rickypoon6406
      @rickypoon6406 4 роки тому +65

      More like, because of that gross triumph at the end...

  • @ano1nymus1
    @ano1nymus1 5 років тому +1969

    Pretty sure the reason Crassus lost was a severe lack of building fortified encampments.
    Also not enough village burning.

    • @GAnonymusG
      @GAnonymusG 4 роки тому +21

      not really even with fortifications they'd be sieged in a hostile land. Village burning would be good if they got to them though.

    • @50shekels
      @50shekels 4 роки тому +100

      No it was more about Crassus being too far away from any secure walls. They are horse archers. Put archers on the walls and watch them crumble. Also he should have retreated much sooner. Not waited an entire day just being hammered on

    • @NguniPrince
      @NguniPrince 4 роки тому +84

      Guys Ano is being sarcastic

    • @GAnonymusG
      @GAnonymusG 4 роки тому +6

      @@NguniPrince Not really the number 1 tactic the Romans had were building fortifications. The horse archers gotta eat too, so if you burned all their fields and camped hard enough you could get them to the negotiating table as a vassal. Of course the Romans weren't tanky enough.

    • @NguniPrince
      @NguniPrince 4 роки тому +65

      GAnonymusG I know bro. But Ano1nymous is playing on how Caesar always did that in previous battles and was successful. Just as how Caesar would always frame his aggression as defensive. Well I thought that was the joke.

  • @bob8mybobbob
    @bob8mybobbob 5 років тому +4596

    "He ordered the Romans to march off into the desert...at a breakneck pace". Good plan. If he had survived maybe later he could try and invade Russia in the winter.

    • @bkjeong4302
      @bkjeong4302 5 років тому +347

      Fun fact: Charles XII, Napoleon and Hitler never actually invaded Russia in winter. They invaded in summer and winter came long before Russia ever surrendered.

    • @Hugh_Morris
      @Hugh_Morris 5 років тому +75

      Carolus Rex supposedly had the Russians suing for peace but he refused, saying he’d only grant peace after he’d utterly annihilated his enemies. He led his army on a death march. Why did Napoleon and Hitler not learn from this example?

    • @aneesh2115
      @aneesh2115 5 років тому +72

      @@Hugh_Morris rex had the Russians asking for peace. But it was a peace where the Russians would gain some land (Saintperersburg). Peter (the great) knew that he had won, and wanted peace. But rex thought he could get a better deal if he invaded. Much like hitler

    • @proaaron578
      @proaaron578 4 роки тому +62

      Fun fact: more of Napoleon's soldiers died in the summer than in winter.

    • @bradlygamez4549
      @bradlygamez4549 4 роки тому +2

      Pro Aaron yea in the winter the metal holding their clothes together fell apart from the cold

  • @charlesferdinand422
    @charlesferdinand422 5 років тому +2424

    Fun facts:
    -The Gallic cavalry contingent under the command of Publius was extremely loyal to him and would die defending his dead body.
    -One of the legates who took over after Crassus became inconsolable was Cassius, he led a legion to safety back to Syria were he mounted a defense of the province, repulsing Parthian attacks; he became a senator and he and Brutus were leaders of the conspiracy to murder Caesar; both died in the battle of Philippi against Octavian and Marc Antony.

    • @kluasvt828
      @kluasvt828 4 роки тому +112

      The second fact is really interresting. Thanks!

    • @bastian_5975
      @bastian_5975 4 роки тому +75

      Don't forget the TRUE biggest backstabber: Decimus

    • @saeedvazirian
      @saeedvazirian 4 роки тому +27

      They were still soundly and spectacularly defeated by the Parthians, both Publius and Antony. "Repulsed" lol.

    • @alexandrejosedacostaneto381
      @alexandrejosedacostaneto381 4 роки тому +95

      @@saeedvazirian No they were not. The Romans crushed the Parthian army several times after Carhae, which is why the Parthians never managed to seriously threaten the Roman East. Only the Sassanids did, and even they never managed to decisively defeat the Romans.

    • @ICaligvla
      @ICaligvla 4 роки тому +6

      @I am Spartacus! Well in the Battle of Alesia he did prove himself to be a competent and valuable leader. It was for his actions at the Battle of Alesia that got him where he was.

  • @Kay-kg6ny
    @Kay-kg6ny 4 роки тому +1522

    Sidenote: just imagine being a random farmer or something and getting your town destroyed and your whole family sold into slavery because your city leaders (who you've possibly never even seen in person) decided to actively troll a Roman general when they could have just laid low.

    • @forgetful9845
      @forgetful9845 4 роки тому +142

      Ye this is the sad fste of many in the ancient world

    • @waterbear46
      @waterbear46 3 роки тому +72

      Another normal day in life of ancient farmer... what did you expect?

    • @y.r._
      @y.r._ 3 роки тому +5

      topkek

    • @projectilequestion
      @projectilequestion 3 роки тому +38

      @@y.r._ Yeah, a lot of 'defenders of the oppressed', have no compunction about using them as meat shields for the only campaigns.

    • @Ravi9A
      @Ravi9A 3 роки тому +6

      @@forgetful9845 Just a reminder, Parthia had no slaves.

  • @TheSecondVersion
    @TheSecondVersion 7 років тому +2564

    Hannibal at Cannae: Haha, I have tricked the Romans into letting me surround them!
    Parthian General: Are.... are the Romans *letting* us surround them?
    Vercingetorix: Caesar has us surrounded! But our allies have surrounded *him!* Wait, what is he.... No, there's no way he's that crazy

    • @TheHalo2fan
      @TheHalo2fan 6 років тому +13

      @Axis Anonymous who?

    • @-caesarian-6078
      @-caesarian-6078 6 років тому +16

      Axis Anonymous / sounds like some Gaullic legend

    • @TheKripox
      @TheKripox 5 років тому +149

      @wolfstudio Surena the unfortunate more like it. His victory was pretty impressive despite Crassus's utter incompetence, but it didn't really amount to much. The Roman advance was halted, but Parthia gained nothing from the war and Surena himself was executed by his king later that same year. Then a couple of wars a little over a decade later just led to more draws and little territorial change.

    • @admontblanc
      @admontblanc 5 років тому +26

      @@TheKripox in the end Parthia subsisted either as a tributary or allied kingdom, alternating the roles according to the power and sway Rome had in the moment.

    • @hollandmeester347
      @hollandmeester347 5 років тому +18

      Hitler: ""Let we declare war to both Russia and America. No way they will surround us""

  • @nept123
    @nept123 4 роки тому +389

    Crassus tried being Caesar but only managed the "get into bad trouble" part and missed the part where you win with lucky stuff and weird tricks..

    • @PoochieCollins
      @PoochieCollins Рік тому +32

      Caesar had main character powers; Crassus didn't.

    • @neilb143
      @neilb143 Рік тому

      ​@@PoochieCollinsone was called competent the other was a egoistic idiot

    • @JoelJames2
      @JoelJames2 Рік тому +9

      Crassus was playing Risk instead of Minecraft. Classic blunder.

    • @occam7382
      @occam7382 9 місяців тому +3

      @@PoochieCollins, and even Caesar's plot armor wasn't as strong as he thought it was.

    • @jbatts834
      @jbatts834 Місяць тому

      He tried being pompey Magnus you mean.

  • @Smartacus98
    @Smartacus98 7 років тому +3383

    2,000 years on and this is still the cringiest moment in history

    • @Uroboro_Djinn
      @Uroboro_Djinn 5 років тому +296

      I know a certain WW2 French line that would like to have a word with you.

    • @CloudCosm0ss
      @CloudCosm0ss 5 років тому +12

      @@Uroboro_Djinn .

    • @admontblanc
      @admontblanc 5 років тому +99

      @@Uroboro_Djinn the world's most impregnable defense line, defeated by some sneaky bois going behind it ;)

    • @Boxghost102
      @Boxghost102 5 років тому +64

      @Brylle Cruz Really, I heard that the French didn't defend the forest at Sedan because they thought the germans couldn't get through the trees? That being said, the Maginot was still strong and stopped the germans directly attacking it.

    • @adamclark1972uk
      @adamclark1972uk 5 років тому +19

      @Brylle Cruz No. Was it good?

  • @paulliu8502
    @paulliu8502 7 років тому +188

    so basically crassus invented the total war noobbox

  • @vladdumbrava2152
    @vladdumbrava2152 4 роки тому +545

    Spartacus laughing his ass off from the underworld at "Crassus's Triumph".

    • @vladvah77
      @vladvah77 3 роки тому +4

      Muie Crassus & Pompey!

    • @neilb143
      @neilb143 Рік тому +8

      I am laughing as well that was lowkey hilarious

    • @occam7382
      @occam7382 9 місяців тому +9

      Spartacus from the grave just being like, "After 2 decades of being dead, it feels nice to see you so thoroughly humiliated."

    • @calmdownbeavis7039
      @calmdownbeavis7039 2 місяці тому

      Finally the gods have removed c**k from ass

  • @haraldr3223
    @haraldr3223 7 років тому +275

    The "Nah" led to his demise

  • @baggelistsormpatzoglou7862
    @baggelistsormpatzoglou7862 7 років тому +523

    My Lord, I am informed that the Armenian king is willing to aid us in our cause giving us a large portion of his army counting 46.000 men and providing us with a safe passage through his Kingdom.
    Should we accept his offer, the decision is yours.
    -Crassus : Nah.

    • @aleksandarnikolovski9518
      @aleksandarnikolovski9518 4 роки тому +108

      Nah, we march deep in enemy territory, through the fucking desert without stopping, looking for some horsey bois.

    • @robopope7584
      @robopope7584 3 роки тому +19

      Nah we’ll just decide to deploy in a dumb way after chasing down an army of horse archers a quarter our size and suffer a decisive defeat.

    • @hammer3721
      @hammer3721 3 роки тому +2

      The thing is, the Armenians were mainly doing it because they wanted Crassus to basically fight the main Parthian army for them.

    • @Yrkr785
      @Yrkr785 3 роки тому +2

      @@hammer3721 the 46,000 Armenian army was bigger than the 40,000 Roman army how does that add up

    • @hammer3721
      @hammer3721 3 роки тому +3

      @@Yrkr785 It adds up because the bulk of the Parthian Army was actually preparing to invade Armenia. The army at Carrhae was just a token force compared to what Crassus would have had to face in Armenia.

  • @HazmanFTW
    @HazmanFTW 6 років тому +398

    Man it's good to see the Parthian's researched Parthian Tactics giving them that +1/+2 armour and +4 attack against spearmen.

  • @mustafaalwan6523
    @mustafaalwan6523 7 років тому +2494

    Crassus deployed in noob box formation ...

    • @shweatypalms4423
      @shweatypalms4423 7 років тому +160

      Mustafa Alwan I believe its called defensive geometry

    • @madpod5
      @madpod5 7 років тому +45

      simple geometry

    • @holysword876
      @holysword876 7 років тому +93

      Total War squaaaaaad.

    • @martinconway8174
      @martinconway8174 7 років тому +54

      Turtling camper

    • @computo2000
      @computo2000 7 років тому +35

      Didn't you know Crassus? This isn't the time to experiment!

  • @S0RGEx
    @S0RGEx 4 роки тому +854

    Even after all that you have to feel kinda bad for Crassus, losing his son and being taunted by his severed head. I understand why he essentially went into shock.

    • @Saurophaganax1931
      @Saurophaganax1931 3 роки тому +207

      Pride cometh before the fall. It’s worth remembering that this entire war was nothing more than Crassus’ personal vanity project. How many people do you think senselessly lost their lives just so Crassus could earn some personal glory? How many more do you think would have died had he not failed so fantastically? It’s hard to feel bad for a man who marched in there for no other reason but to murder, steal, and enslave for his own enrichment.

    • @jerm70
      @jerm70 3 роки тому +80

      @@andrewcornelio6179 You are afforded vanity when you can bring victory. A few dead Legion here and there is fine if you can make up for their lost. Crassus fucked that campaign up hard from the moment he blindly walked into the desert with no information beyond guys on horses.

    • @iMajoraGaming
      @iMajoraGaming 3 роки тому +4

      @@jerm70 nah, bad logic.

    • @jerm70
      @jerm70 3 роки тому +62

      @@iMajoraGaming It's really not though. Caesar messed up a ton but most of his men got to go home. The entire Civil War was to protect Caesar's vanity project. The difference is that Caesar didn't blindly tell his men to walk into the desert.

    • @diollinebranderson6553
      @diollinebranderson6553 2 роки тому +1

      @@iMajoraGaming what? its not a bad logic mate. and indeed crassus was blinded by wealth

  • @Lazyguy22
    @Lazyguy22 3 роки тому +337

    17:30 that Parthian general clearly had an entire humiliation itinerary lined up for Crassus, but then the guy went and died and now he had to find some other way to get it done.

    • @calvinware7957
      @calvinware7957 2 роки тому +68

      I'm imagining the cost of this in terms of like money or wealth and the general just being like "okay I paid a lot for all this so one of you baby killers is doing this shit. You. You're crassus."

    • @PoochieCollins
      @PoochieCollins Рік тому

      @@calvinware7957 😂😂

  • @TheLiteroCola
    @TheLiteroCola 7 років тому +3481

    *sigh* *Fires up Rome Total War

    • @lok_2368
      @lok_2368 7 років тому +287

      not now Rome, I have to study...
      alright, fine... one more empire

    • @bbdawise
      @bbdawise 7 років тому +38

      You should try the Europa Barbarorum II for Med 2. It's a much better game and is, in my opinion, the Rome 2 we should have gotten!

    • @andrasbeke3012
      @andrasbeke3012 7 років тому +21

      Thomas Allen This is the only historical battle I can't beat :P

    • @adrianramirez1746
      @adrianramirez1746 7 років тому +43

      Gonna play Rome II now
      *Crashes once again.

    • @talv
      @talv 7 років тому +33

      The first one is easily one of the best games ever made.

  • @rin_etoware_2989
    @rin_etoware_2989 7 років тому +1750

    This is the perfect tragedy. A man who desires glory being ruined by his own hubris.

    • @Smikkelboy69
      @Smikkelboy69 7 років тому +57

      Shame those soldiers had to die, this is why you shouldnt join the army.

    • @cheap1.05
      @cheap1.05 7 років тому +1

      Bernard Bruinsma what if are conscripted

    • @commanderkei9537
      @commanderkei9537 7 років тому +41

      Bernard Bruinsma
      This is exactly why you try to become an officer, so you can stop this sort of thing from happening, and be there for the poor chaps who happen to be caught in it

    • @facelessman9224
      @facelessman9224 7 років тому +14

      Kind of like what happened to Hillary.

    • @RoboBoddicker
      @RoboBoddicker 7 років тому +62

      Ah, yes. The vain, avaricious rich man, known for his sleazy business tactics, reviled by the populace for initiating a foreign war with no tactical benefit except to further inflate his own bloated ego, whose obvious incompetence is matched only by his arrogance, who repudiates the wise counsel of his allies and instead draws close to him a treacherous man of dubious origin who leads him and his men into the jaws of utter destruction. Remind you of anyone today? That's right. It's just like Hillary Clinton.

  • @NoahWeaverRacing
    @NoahWeaverRacing 4 роки тому +114

    The way I see it is
    1. Crassus started an unprovoked war (even Caesar had some version of a flimsy excuse)
    2. He sent Soldiers to a garrison offer from a town in the empire he was attacking.
    3. He constantly shrugged off the advice of his council. No man has all the answers and especially in war and always needs to accept advice of his council occasionally.
    4. Chased an army in the desert away from water and food supplies (Caesar would have always put himself in a position to intercept supplies).
    5. Indecisive leadership. He second guessed his tactics and when faced with encirclement he attempted very little to at least temporarily suppress the Parthian arrows and created some form of escape/ fortified encampment
    6. Declined help from an allied power who’s cavalry would have significantly helped Crassus in a battle against Parthian horse archers.
    6.5- the Armenian cavalry could have given Crassus the information he so desperately needed to execute a firm battle plan for where and how to invade.

  • @AcZe1188
    @AcZe1188 7 років тому +348

    crassus didn't have large roman onagers or large roman ballistas in the middle. that's why his noob box formation didn't work

    • @Kurvaux
      @Kurvaux 6 років тому +54

      Abu Troll al cockroachistan
      Lol he’s talking about the noob fort strat in total war: Rome 2

    • @ze_rubenator
      @ze_rubenator 6 років тому +7

      @@Kurvaux Rome 1*

    • @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014
      @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014 5 років тому +3

      Noob? You think the pussy parthians were not noob? Thats exaclty how i started to play Rome I total war, having only cavalry, i find it long but easy, then i felt bad because i played as a woman

    • @MrShowbags
      @MrShowbags 5 років тому +2

      Fucking Noob box 😂😭

    • @cultofmalgus1310
      @cultofmalgus1310 5 років тому +2

      @@saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014 when I used to play Rome 1 I never engaged outside my settlements much. I used mostly just Levy Pikemen and archers. Anytime the AI tried to use Egyptian Chariots or Parthian horsearchers I used the walls and alleys to my advantage. Eventually they all had to enter the city. Some cheap pikes were their end every time.

  • @MephLeo
    @MephLeo 7 років тому +988

    In Portuguese you can call a gross error an _erro crasso_, literally meaning "crassus error". I guess that's a deserved tribute.

    • @nellicosta7701
      @nellicosta7701 6 років тому +12

      Leopoldo Aranha Em português de Portugal? É que sou brasileira e não conhecia essa expressão.

    • @filipelimartins
      @filipelimartins 6 років тому +34

      eu sou brasileiro e ja escutei essa expressão

    • @nellicosta7701
      @nellicosta7701 6 років тому +4

      Filipe Martins Sério? Caramba, nunca tinha escutado!

    • @filipelimartins
      @filipelimartins 6 років тому +4

      sim, inclusive uso bastante essa expressão e só descobri o que ela significa ontem hasushauasuh

    • @caracaes
      @caracaes 5 років тому +14

      "Crassus" em latim também significa "grande"
      Ou seja, mesmo em Latim, e mesmo antes da morte de crassus, "crassus error" significa "grande erro".
      Então pode ser que a expressão já existia antes da morte de Crassus.

  • @mushroomsamba82
    @mushroomsamba82 5 років тому +1165

    "Crassus's Triumph" Absolutely brutal 😂

    • @jacquesmesrine3244
      @jacquesmesrine3244 4 роки тому +72

      Apart from forcing Crassus onto that wild horse, this was incredibly humiliating for Rome.

    • @hitrapperandartistdababy
      @hitrapperandartistdababy 4 роки тому +10

      Fox D Yeah that one is pretty damn funny and humiliating

    • @sebastiangorka200
      @sebastiangorka200 4 роки тому +15

      Just quality ownage

    • @a.h.tvideomapping4293
      @a.h.tvideomapping4293 4 роки тому +12

      Fox D
      *Khosrau’s Better Antioch*

    • @sebastiangorka200
      @sebastiangorka200 4 роки тому +4

      @@a.h.tvideomapping4293
      "Why doesn't somebody build a town that just works? Somebody did."

  • @freycomm35
    @freycomm35 7 років тому +1055

    The Chinese had a fairly simple (albeit expensive) way to deal with horse archers employing Parthian tactic. In a similar period, the chinese Han dynasty embarked on punitive raids deep into Mongolia. Han with their previous experience in dealing with the nomads employed a large percentage of infantry crossbowmen/archers. Almost half of the infantry were ranged troops armed with strong crossbows and bows. Even though both the Han and Mongolians used similar composite technology in their bow construction, horse archers use drastically smaller bows than the infantry counter part. Horse archer can't use big bows due to it interfering with them riding. The chinese crossbows were extremely effective. Not only it has an aiming device allowing it easy estimation of range. It also outranges horse archers due to its size, bigger the bow, more power, more power, longer range. So when the Mongolians tried to use shoot and scope against a large formation of Han infantry they were simply out matched. The horsemen lose the range engagement and can't charge in due to the other half the infantry were spearmen. Infantry ranged troops are also denser, because horses are bigger, so they can output far more arrows/bolts per area. Han's punitive raids were far more successful as a result.

    • @Tirajis
      @Tirajis 6 років тому +129

      Works in theory but the romans Never had Good archers or cavalry. Also the parthians in this instance had an unlimmited Supply of arrows

    • @Ildskalli
      @Ildskalli 6 років тому +125

      But there wasn't an unlimited supply of horses and archers. Honestly, given the massive Roman numerical advantage, even a large force of soldiers with slings could've beaten the Parthians - just move the box each time you run out of rocks to sling at the horsemen :D

    • @Kurvaux
      @Kurvaux 6 років тому +1

      Ildskalli
      Cough cough
      Mount jindarus cough cough

    • @Ildskalli
      @Ildskalli 6 років тому +2

      What happened at Mount Jindarus? I honestly have no idea :/

    • @Tirajis
      @Tirajis 6 років тому +28

      @@Ildskalli again, works in theory, but again the roman archers/skirmishers and bows were significantly inferior to the parthians. Also men don't want to die, so the romans wouldn't really be able to just hunt after the parthians until they ran of, because they would take massive casualties trying to do so. They only reasonable thing to do for crassus would have been to force a pitched battle by taking parthian settlements and thus taking out the parthian supplies etc., forcing them to engage the romans.

  • @evershumor1302
    @evershumor1302 7 років тому +880

    crassus, think OUTSIDE the box!

  • @hollandmeester347
    @hollandmeester347 5 років тому +113

    Crassus went to Parthia for eternal glory.
    All he got was a mouth full of gold and 2000 years of shame.

    • @neilb143
      @neilb143 Рік тому +1

      Mouth full of gold out-of-context sounds pretty good

  • @badgergaucho99
    @badgergaucho99 7 років тому +464

    10:30
    Fun fact: "parthian shot" ended up becoming an expression used by the romans to refer to those who keep yelling insults as they leave.
    Either way, Crassus was a noob.

    • @saeedvazirian
      @saeedvazirian 6 років тому +8

      *All Greco-Romans were noobs.

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 6 років тому +15

      He made the noob box

    • @Userius1
      @Userius1 6 років тому +3

      +Sepehr Voshmgir Nope

    • @saeedvazirian
      @saeedvazirian 6 років тому +4

      Yep.
      Compared to Persians, Greeks and Romans were absolute shite in leadership, governance and creativity in leadership. Darius III, who Arrian and Plutarch call weak and icomptenet made more long-lasting leadership decisions despite his "failures" than Alexander. One of the biggest reasons why Iranian culture is still alive is thanks to Darius III.
      For example was appointing a satrap to Persepolis, one which no other Achaemenid had done. This allowed a decisive ambush against Alexander's men and made all Greeks and Romans to never dare invade Persia again. He appointed historians to copy their work into both tablets and paper (goat and sheepskin ofcourse) as a fail safe.
      Alexander the Great [Failure] on the other hand decided to burn a palace he just invaded, force his own cultural and religious ideals and language on people on the basis that they are just Persians.
      Darius III's customs still live in Iran and Greater Iran to this day. Alexander's don't. But ofcourse propaganda is propaganda and blind people will revere a thug (the Macedonian) and vilify or disrespect the intelligent (the Persian).

    • @Userius1
      @Userius1 6 років тому

      +Sepehr Voshmgir You can literally find scores of people that support the Persian side of history...

  • @TheBasjenator
    @TheBasjenator 7 років тому +1196

    That Parthian General has no chill.

    • @thankstfh3227
      @thankstfh3227 7 років тому +10

      what is his name

    • @thankstfh3227
      @thankstfh3227 7 років тому +21

      TheBasjenator Thanks I needed to know the name of the world's savigest savigest person XD

    • @CarrowMind
      @CarrowMind 7 років тому +239

      It's ok, the Parthian king at the time grew jealous of Surena's (the Parthian General) fame and had him executed. That's what you get for excessive showboating.

    • @gaiusjuliuscaesar8450
      @gaiusjuliuscaesar8450 7 років тому +61

      Thanks, that was getting to depressive.

    • @nebeskisrb7765
      @nebeskisrb7765 7 років тому +96

      @CarrowMind: Fuck man, this entire story ends up in a downer.

  • @Weatherboy1102
    @Weatherboy1102 4 роки тому +135

    18:34 such a humiliating defeat that it caused HC’s microphone to downgrade as it seems

    • @estebson
      @estebson 5 місяців тому +2

      It was such a cringe defeat even the audio quality cringed away

  • @GalileoAV
    @GalileoAV 7 років тому +1079

    Oh my God..."Crassus's Triumph". Dude those Parthians don't fuck around. ⊙﹏⊙

    • @sarasamaletdin4574
      @sarasamaletdin4574 7 років тому +169

      Expecially since Crassus never had a triump, he was mad that Pompey got the triump over Spartacus despite Crassus doing the work. He got just an ovation. He probably really wanted a triumph after defeating Parthians. And he got the triump in Parthia in most humiliating way ever...

    • @persianguy4692
      @persianguy4692 7 років тому +95

      Galileo Gaming that shows how much Sorena (the parthian commander ) knew cursus's history

    • @htf5555
      @htf5555 7 років тому +8

      It kind of pissed me off. I played a lot of Total war so I'm fond of Rome and find that showboating a bit insulting. Anyway that shithead Sorena got executed later so fuck him.

    • @persianguy4692
      @persianguy4692 7 років тому +79

      htf5555 why ? by standards of the time he was quit clever and made sure the romans understand the consequence of attacking his territory
      most generals of the time would have just killed all the soldiers(sorry for bad English )

    • @chainedoj
      @chainedoj 7 років тому +17

      Consequences are one thing. Parading a soldier dressed as a woman is just bizarre. No, most generals at the time would enslave the captured soldiers, perhaps kill some, which the Parthians did.

  • @matthewmitchell6284
    @matthewmitchell6284 7 років тому +110

    This Was Really Not His Year - Crassus (53 B.C.E.)

  • @GrayCatbird1
    @GrayCatbird1 2 роки тому +77

    An impressive display of military strategy from the Parthians. Always sobering too to remember just how brutal and ruthless ancient warfare routinely was with regards to the defeated.

  • @AlgaeNymph
    @AlgaeNymph 7 років тому +617

    Here's a case of defeat not due to stupidity, but *miscalculation.* The Armenian ruler's offer seemed too good to be true, and was beyond his initial goals anyway. Furthermore, a square would've been perfect for thwarting being flanked. He did everything *right,* but only in the context of what he knew.
    Except chasing after an army in the middle of the desert instead of city-hopping; that was fucking dumb.

    • @Tirajis
      @Tirajis 6 років тому +40

      AlgaeNymph well if the Armenians would have been with Crassus, the main parthian Army would have fought against them. Surenas Force was only meant to delay the romans until the King dealt with the Armenians, which he did, but the romans heavy infantry was just no Match to the parthian heavy cav in an open plain.

    • @LyricalDJ
      @LyricalDJ 5 років тому +89

      I'd argue he didn't do everything right at all. Saying it was within the context of what he knew doesn't make it okay - he chose to start a war against a foe he sorely underestimated and which fought in a way his army wasn't capable of easily defeating. He chose not to scout. He had the initiative, he had the time and opportunity. Therefore, to be thwarted by his lack of knowledge was maybe his biggest mistake alongside his underestimation of his enemy and his overestimation of himself (not listening to his advisors again and again).

    • @napoleoncomplex2712
      @napoleoncomplex2712 5 років тому +53

      It's certainly hard to believe Caesar would be so reckless... or is it? Caesar did chase various Gallic armies out into No Man's Land from time to time. There are moments where I believe if the Gauls had just been as clever as Surena, they would have wiped Caesar out prematurely, and we'd be talking about just another Roman disaster during the dying years of the Republic.
      Caesar tended to make better use of reconnaissance though, so he might have known what he was up against, and I don't think he would have used Crassus' box formation. The box formation does make a bit of sense against a full cavalry army because, as the video says, it covers any potential flanks. However, Caesar would probably have found out about the size of the Parthian army in the first place. He might also have recognised the withdrawal into the desert as the (in hindsight obvious) lure that it was.

    • @aleksandarnikolovski9518
      @aleksandarnikolovski9518 4 роки тому +15

      @@napoleoncomplex2712 Well that's why experience and being able to adapt to the situation is the difference we remember Caesar as a great general and Crassus as a wealthy man who was looking for glory, but found only his doom.

    • @suyci
      @suyci 4 роки тому +6

      I'd almost argue the same thing, but there is one thing that always kept Romans back: their dumb pride and refusal to use cavalry. Crassus logically had no other option but to accept the foreign army for a lot of reasons:
      1. Intel on both the surrounding terrain and the enemy army
      2. Free cavalry, which you need when fighting other cavalry units, especially when it comes to ranged cavalry.
      3. A stronger bond with the local populace which makes annexing easier
      I'd fear being backstabbed as well, but anything is better than trying to fight an unknown enemy in hostile terrain without a supply line.

  • @IronWarrior86
    @IronWarrior86 7 років тому +371

    20,000 legionaries annihilated to the loss of 38 Cataphracts. It was a Parthian stomp.

    • @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014
      @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014 5 років тому +7

      No way, it was a dick move, try to play like that in Rome total war series against an opponent and ask him how he felt after you just brought horse vagina mounted archers, go ahead go play the parthian way in a tournament and we will see if the comments congratulates you or insult you of fucking coward

    • @horstherbert35
      @horstherbert35 5 років тому +55

      @@saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014 don't hate the player, hate the game
      The strategy of moving faster and having more range is basically invincible as long as it stays out of choke points.
      that also was the main advantage that the legions had over the hoplites

    • @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014
      @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014 5 років тому +5

      @@horstherbert35 yeah but guess what the startegy (hit and run is inspired by real tactics of steppe nomad pussies, turkic parthians, even Scythians at some points)

    • @ImiriAgami22
      @ImiriAgami22 5 років тому +32

      @@saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014 someones salty👌

    • @krandom9283
      @krandom9283 5 років тому +1

      @@ImiriAgami22 Miri as in Sarawak?

  • @maxis2k
    @maxis2k 5 років тому +88

    Crassus: "Pompey! How far from Rome do I have to go to get away from that name!"
    Pompey: "Oh don't worry. You won't hear it again."

  • @Zoe-cl7eo
    @Zoe-cl7eo 7 років тому +607

    Fun fact: While the Romans suffered heavy casualties, the Parthians only lost about 38 Heavy Calvary and a light amount of Horse Archers.

    • @viraloracle5151
      @viraloracle5151 6 років тому +56

      he left out the parthian loses and also name of parthain general lol he is biased to be honest.

    • @MlokLik
      @MlokLik 6 років тому +95

      How can you NOT be biased in such an EXCRUCIATING defeat? Romans were left to lick their wounds.
      As a german, it makes me happy.

    • @tony9161
      @tony9161 5 років тому +12

      name öga büga, where the Italic women at.

    • @frenchguitarguy1091
      @frenchguitarguy1091 5 років тому +78

      NewsOracle tbh I don’t think he’s biased. Without casualties the fact that a force of 10.000 beat one way bigger than it speaks for itself.
      This is because this battle is the result of Roman and specifically Crasus’s incompetence. He had the chance to accept Armenian aid, to scout before advancing, to stop encirclement (if he hadn’t formed a square he might have actually won or been better off as flanking with a much smaller force is quite hard.

    • @garysanders6091
      @garysanders6091 5 років тому +33

      Bias to what? I'm confused on how you can be biased with history, is there some political drive picking Romans over Parthains or Partians over Romans?

  • @darionsolaris
    @darionsolaris 7 років тому +396

    Damn Crassus, you should have not used the noob square formation. Only newbie Spartan players do that.

    • @mathy1799
      @mathy1799 7 років тому +135

      Darion Solaris apparently the Partian army wasn't controlled by the AI.

    • @JP-rf8rr
      @JP-rf8rr 7 років тому +7

      I'm a noob

    • @MetalGamer666
      @MetalGamer666 7 років тому

      I like to do it and fill it with archers and slingers. Works pretty well!

    • @HaloFTW55
      @HaloFTW55 7 років тому

      Axiomatic
      For the Emperor of Man...
      um... for Sigmar!
      Forward Adeptus Astar...
      er... fuck it! Forward!

    • @saintshaggy1372
      @saintshaggy1372 6 років тому +2

      haha i know right noobie total war formation

  • @DarqIce
    @DarqIce 5 років тому +138

    I actually went and looked up the definition of "crass" = "showing no intelligence or sensitivity.". Yup, must be linked to our pal Crassus, right? Nah...

    • @yahyachothia
      @yahyachothia 5 років тому +15

      Crassus in latin means stout or solid or fat or dense. It might be a synonym for the lang term for dense, but I like your idea better.

    • @sleazymeezy
      @sleazymeezy 5 років тому +7

      @@yahyachothia what about pompous and Pompey? Any connection? I can certainly make one in my head

    • @yahyachothia
      @yahyachothia 5 років тому +11

      @@sleazymeezy I thought the same too. Whilst Crassus and Crass maybe connected it doesn't stick true for Pompey. Pompey (Latin Pompeius) is thought to be derived from the Oscan given name Pompo whereas pompous is derived from Latin/Greek pompa ‘procession, pomp’.

    • @reinatr4848
      @reinatr4848 4 роки тому +2

      It comes from Crassus

  • @JohnSmith-nf2qz
    @JohnSmith-nf2qz 7 років тому +432

    The reason the Partians only had 10,000 men, was a larger army went to fight the Armenians. Thats the reason the Roman scouts overestimated their size.

    • @kekero540
      @kekero540 7 років тому +88

      John Smith makes sense because the Armenians were probably trying to raid while the romans distracted the Parthians.

    • @Narekinoo
      @Narekinoo 7 років тому +5

      General noob
      More like trying to create bufferzones in Atropatene and Vaspurakan.

    • @llaftuo3618
      @llaftuo3618 7 років тому +2

      John Smith Im curious. What was the name of the battle the armenians fought?

    • @kekero540
      @kekero540 7 років тому

      Narek_ jwz doubt they would be able too too much conflict with the romans if they succeeded.

    • @Narekinoo
      @Narekinoo 7 років тому +27

      General noob
      Armenia under Tigran the great became an empire and the strongest state in the east for a short period, I think the Romans wanted to stop the Armenian Kingdom from regaining power in the region... even if this meant refusing their help.

  • @goranperssonfanaccount1956
    @goranperssonfanaccount1956 7 років тому +382

    Vetoing a veto. I can see russia's ambassador to the UN drooling

  • @mimus6596
    @mimus6596 6 років тому +71

    And the BibulusAward goes to....: CRASSUS, congratulations!

    • @sleazymeezy
      @sleazymeezy 5 років тому +8

      Omg, hes so bad at this!

  • @akrybion
    @akrybion 7 років тому +207

    That shit could be a perfect Drama. I kind of feel bad for Crassus, but if the sources are right, he really was making very stupid decisions.

    • @legion999
      @legion999 6 років тому +12

      Also he was a greedy invader, soo dont feel bad.

    • @Innengelaender
      @Innengelaender 6 років тому +5

      How does this have anything to do with hindsight? If this video got it right, Crassus' own soldiers repeatedly told him that they should not just march into the desert, which is only made worse by not letting your soldiers rest or rehydrate.
      Before all that started he also completely ignored the first rule of Roman warfare. Divide et impera: get local allies for intelligence and let neighboring tribes fight each other instead of you. Conveniently there was one perfectly fitting candidate offering his help and expertise on how to deal with the Parthians (or rather what not to do) but Crassus ignored that. Apparently the Parthian cavalry could be difficult to deal with in the open desert.
      So in hindsight the Armenian king got off lucky by not getting himself involved with such a knucklehead.
      That he understood basic Roman combat tactics doesnt really make any of this better.

    • @corettaha7855
      @corettaha7855 5 років тому +1

      P K not really. We have information laid out for us very neatly which he had no way of knowing. Most reasonable people would have expected him to win irl until at le”ast the camels part 🐫 “bloody camels! Crassus at Carrhae

    • @thegamer9302
      @thegamer9302 5 років тому

      he made my total war desicions.

    • @BuRsTiNxMLB
      @BuRsTiNxMLB 5 років тому

      P K Crassus was a piece of shit enslaver who also crucified thousands and thousands of slaves. Don’t feel bad for him, he deserved to go out in such a pathetic fashion

  • @N14-b1m
    @N14-b1m 7 років тому +514

    Watching a documentary of human evolution. Notification pops up, Historia Civilis posted a new video.
    Fuck evolution then.

    • @evershumor1302
      @evershumor1302 7 років тому +23

      N14 learning exams for tomorrow. Historia Civilis is more important than chemistry.

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 7 років тому +4

      Pepe Jazbec It's more important than physics

    • @PizzaManager101
      @PizzaManager101 7 років тому +2

      more important than my ap macroeconomics exam tomorrow

    • @danielvictor3262
      @danielvictor3262 7 років тому +5

      if you are a god watching humans interact is much more interesting than creating them

    • @edthoreum7625
      @edthoreum7625 7 років тому

      more important than spanking my publius?

  • @tiodichia5309
    @tiodichia5309 3 роки тому +51

    For a long time, I knew nothing about Crassus outside of his history with the first triumvirate and this Parthian campaign. I used to think of Crassus as a tragic victim.
    Then I learned about Spartacus and the Servile Wars.

  • @TechShowdown
    @TechShowdown 7 років тому +769

    Should be called how to be a terrible military tactician 101

    • @marcinsobota14
      @marcinsobota14 7 років тому +13

      His tactics weren't his problem- a line would expose the rear to create more casualties. He just set himself up badly.

    • @chaosherald8879
      @chaosherald8879 7 років тому +2

      strategist*

    • @lachlandebel8745
      @lachlandebel8745 6 років тому

      He should've just pulled all his men into a testudo formation, like a kind of large block of men, this would limit his manoeuvrability, but until the literal infinite supply of arrows stopped, he would be largely protected, with tight shields packed together. Or he should've pushed his men out in testudo formation which would've either scared off the horse archers or disrupt their infinite arrows for the cavalry to come in and smash them.

    • @chaosherald8879
      @chaosherald8879 6 років тому +44

      He did both, and neither worked. Weren't you paying attention?

    • @chaosherald8879
      @chaosherald8879 6 років тому +39

      Because they had firearms and bayonets. If you have no ranged weapons and the enemy does, it's a disaster waiting to happen. He should have just accepted the Armenian's aid, it was victory on a silver platter if he had.

  • @kriegsmarine1930
    @kriegsmarine1930 7 років тому +199

    i open my eyes and what do i see? A new historia civilis video. Today is going to be a good day

  • @ItzCashew
    @ItzCashew 5 років тому +159

    Parthian General: we need arrows.
    Parthian Supply Sargeant : how much do you need?
    Parthian General:.... *pause for dramatic effect*.... LIKE. ALOT.

  • @stuka80
    @stuka80 7 років тому +53

    When Crassus's head was presented to the Parthian King, he was in the middle of watching a greek play, the Bacchae by Euripides. The actor in the play took the head of Crassus and danced around the stage shouting the verses of the play loosely translated "....a mighty prey, we have caught today!"

  • @mateuszsulima9586
    @mateuszsulima9586 7 років тому +155

    i guess after this battle many soldiers got to switch to city guards
    because of an arrow in the knee

  • @niteryder2995
    @niteryder2995 6 років тому +147

    "46,000 Armenians are a lot of Armenians"
    -Historia Civillis, 2017

  • @dunadan1995
    @dunadan1995 7 років тому +338

    Parthian Empire is legitimately incredible and doesn't get nearly enough recognition for keeping Romans from fairly rich lands of Mesopotamia. Also, Armenian Empire was quite a big player in the Eastern politics of that time, weird that Crassus decided to turn their proposal down - Armenians have been fighting descendants of the Persian Empire for years. And really would've helped against Parthian tactics. Oh well, Crassus couldn't command armies for shit anyway.

    • @saeedvazirian
      @saeedvazirian 6 років тому +19

      True. The Parthians undid the filth of Alexander.

    • @vardansimonyan966
      @vardansimonyan966 6 років тому +19

      dude get lost )))

    • @saeedvazirian
      @saeedvazirian 6 років тому +15

      Alexander died from desperately trying to subjugate the Persians. BTW I like how fucking racist you are but you wouldn't glorify Xerxes, who actually had legitimate reason for invading Greece. Alexander died by the hands of Persia itself, because you never fuck with the Persians and expect to live early. Darius III has the last laugh. The culture, art, history, philosophy of Persia to this day remains Persian. Where are the remnants/legends/leftovers of Alexander now in Iran? Nowhere. On the other hand, the Achaemenids are immortals in Iranian culture. The Islamic government also respects them. Sassan I was a descendant of Darius III.
      Also get your fucking history right, the Parthians undid the Seleucid filth who were way after Alexander.
      Darius III was not incompetent, his resistance is the prime reason for the survival Persian culture to this day. His electing of Ariobarzanes as the satrap of Pars (Persis or Pasargadae) is what delievered a massive blow against the hellenistic cunts, ensuring that even though Iran might be sacrificed, the rest of the world will remain protected. The Indians then took vengeance for him, and the Parthians wiped the floor with the Greeks. This is why Greece respects Iran now.
      Fuck yes.

    • @louie97ation
      @louie97ation 6 років тому

      Sepehr Voshmgir Here I thought he died from malaria

    • @asswizardofsiberia520
      @asswizardofsiberia520 6 років тому +2

      dude
      Then why hadn't Parthia conquered it? It wasn't as powerful, but it could compete.

  • @berzerker4026
    @berzerker4026 7 років тому +38

    Happy to see my fav youtubers having sponsers

  • @GenMaj_Knight
    @GenMaj_Knight 4 роки тому +53

    4:52 "46,000 Armenians is a lot of Armenians."
    Turks: ...Unsubscribed.

  • @ryanhughes1101
    @ryanhughes1101 7 років тому +22

    So essentially, Crassus guaranteed his own death by perpetually making the wrong decision. Got it.

  • @kyleknighttv9330
    @kyleknighttv9330 7 років тому +56

    I had just signed up for the mailing list a day or two ago and I couldn't be happier. Truly amazing work as usual! I cannot express enough how this channel has become my absolute favorite. You're style is distinctive, informative, and well presented. I only see you exploding upward from here, best regards!

    • @DangerRussDayZ6533
      @DangerRussDayZ6533 7 років тому

      Dumb question, but where does one sign up for the mailing list?

    • @kyleknighttv9330
      @kyleknighttv9330 7 років тому

      On the Historia Civilis website, linked in the description, the first page should be the sign up for the mailing list

    • @DangerRussDayZ6533
      @DangerRussDayZ6533 7 років тому

      thanks. I found it shortly after I asked. I didn't check the drop down for the actual website, stupid me.

  • @MrJoking4fun
    @MrJoking4fun 6 років тому +8

    I have been binge watching your content for 2 days now. By far my favorite history channel. The little drums for music goes perfectly with the retelling of past events. Don't stop, man.

  • @prayzqek9112
    @prayzqek9112 7 років тому +323

    "what if the khergits had good AI?"

    • @teegamew766
      @teegamew766 5 років тому +11

      Historically, these armies are superb in a large field but aren't as good at taking cities that are built to withstand siege.

    • @11leeson
      @11leeson 5 років тому +27

      Sw4gBeard Twas a mount and blade reference my dude

    • @teegamew766
      @teegamew766 5 років тому +7

      @@11leeson I'm aware. The statement applies.

    • @admontblanc
      @admontblanc 5 років тому +14

      @@teegamew766 heavy cav isn't all that useful either in most sieges, but bowmen can always put work wether they're afoot or on horse back. Mongols swept hundreds of places, including walled cities using mostly their traditional forces.

    • @C00kiesAplenty
      @C00kiesAplenty 5 років тому +10

      @@admontblanc
      Mostly traditional forces, if you exclude captured siege engineers who could build seige equipment. And "volunteer" foot soldiers from defeated people.

  • @safrussalmus9056
    @safrussalmus9056 7 років тому +157

    17:27 So that's where GRR Martin got the ideo of viserys coronation...

    • @eldorados_lost_searcher
      @eldorados_lost_searcher 7 років тому +52

      Safrus Salmus
      Yup. Also see the Black Dinner for the Red Wedding, Greek Fire for Wildfire, the Wars of the Roses for the general outline of the series, and the Jannisaries for the Unsullied.
      GRRM toned up some, and toned down others, but he does it with style.

    • @TheBacknblack92
      @TheBacknblack92 7 років тому +15

      Safrus Salmus yes. In the A Song of Ice and Fire universe Every single thing. Every event, family, and character have their basis in either historical fact or mythology
      Nothing about it is new. Nothing. The unique thing is putting it all together in one epic story. GRRM basically reforged human history and mythology into a giant story.
      Sam might be the only unique thing since he's GRRMs Mary Sue character (he represents GRRM himself)
      If you don't know where an aspect of the novels comes from it's just because you don't know that part of history/mythology yet. It's great learning more because you'll slowly start to see how everything fits together
      The war of the five kings is the war of the roses
      The red wedding is the black dinner
      The white walkers are Ragnaroks Jotun (or frost giants). They'll come and destroy the world in a great long winter and kill the gods and only two humans will survive to repopulate
      I could write a fucking novel about how many different historical and mythological things the ASOIAF books have in them. I've found hundreds of different things

    • @nebeskisrb7765
      @nebeskisrb7765 7 років тому +4

      Well, most of the novels you read is just a reforging of older ideas. Rarely anything is original.

    • @iraqlobster7678
      @iraqlobster7678 7 років тому +1

      dont forget that the tactics ramsay used in the battle of the bastards lokked like hannibals in the battle cannae

    • @JJ-sq1fv
      @JJ-sq1fv 3 роки тому

      @@TheBacknblack92 tru but the books are still entertaining

  • @pcbros8671
    @pcbros8671 5 років тому +49

    That was cheating, rules said max 4 horse archers

    • @pride2184
      @pride2184 4 роки тому

      Max 2 in Rome 1 cwb rules and 31k

  • @irodwen
    @irodwen 7 років тому +419

    man all those Armenian archers suuuure would of been nice right about then.

    • @hoplite6164
      @hoplite6164 6 років тому +41

      The square probably could have worked with Armenia archers, like in the Battle of Jaffa, where Richard's crossbows behind shield walls defeated Saladins cavalry.

    • @imm0rtalguard
      @imm0rtalguard 6 років тому +5

      What's this point to Armenian!!? Parhtian are Persians!!

    • @Loj84
      @Loj84 5 років тому +4

      @@imm0rtalguard Did you watch the video? lmao

    • @imm0rtalguard
      @imm0rtalguard 5 років тому +2

      @@Loj84 what video lol you mean Zionist globalism history!? I talk about reality not stupid westerns thoughts!!

    • @Loj84
      @Loj84 5 років тому +5

      Ahmadreza Iglesias you've gotta be braindead lmao

  • @vincents.6310
    @vincents.6310 7 років тому +285

    Crassus is the definition of a 0/0/0/0 general

    • @TheGuyWhoIsNeverMad
      @TheGuyWhoIsNeverMad 7 років тому +78

      Vincent S. id say 0/0/0/1 after all he did seige alot of towns down in quick succession. useful seige pip

    • @alphasword5541
      @alphasword5541 7 років тому +20

      Not really, he made a lot of mistakes here, but you can tell from the beginning of the video that he's not a complete fool.

    • @RoNPlayer
      @RoNPlayer 7 років тому +30

      BlueSword You can be a competent politician or economist, but still be an utter moron on the battlefield.

    • @vincents.6310
      @vincents.6310 7 років тому +12

      BlueSword he may be a 3/3/0, but he will never fight as good as Skanderbeg

    • @fonzyfermin8896
      @fonzyfermin8896 7 років тому +15

      But Crassus didn't have to deal with 500 Aggressive Expansion.

  • @lukedias5233
    @lukedias5233 2 роки тому +18

    It's crazy how the massive crusader army under Guy de Lusignan made a similar mistake over a thousand years later at Hattin that cost them everything. Doomed to repeat the mistakes of the past if you don't learn from them.

  • @bbarbeck
    @bbarbeck 7 років тому +110

    Man, someone needs to make a Game of Thrones style Rome series, this would have been PERFECT for a drama series, and this shit ACTUALLY happened

    • @danielvictor3262
      @danielvictor3262 7 років тому +65

      There's already a tv series by HBO creatively titled 'Rome', and a lot of scenes in GoT are heavily copied from the 'Rome' series

    • @zakback9937
      @zakback9937 7 років тому +19

      and that ended because the budget cost was to high as they spent a lot for the props to be accurate.

    • @TheBacknblack92
      @TheBacknblack92 7 років тому +1

      zakback99 yup. The entire second half of the second season had to condense three seasons worth of stuff into half a season. That's why Octavian inexplicably gets his actor changed midseason. They couldn't tell the story with an actor who looked that young and they thought they'd have longer to do it and the actor would naturally age up during the course of the show.
      They got the news they were cancelled partway through the filming of the second season so it shows

    • @uchicha666
      @uchicha666 7 років тому +2

      Rome is an awesome TV series. Love it.

    • @honeybadger4396
      @honeybadger4396 7 років тому

      +Don Donnie Lol what the fuck are you even talking about? That's a big ass lie

  • @AtomicPeacenik
    @AtomicPeacenik 7 років тому +262

    **Takes an arrow to the arm** OW

  • @t.c.bramblett617
    @t.c.bramblett617 6 років тому +33

    You gotta love the Romans. "I want to go to war." "I veto that!" "well, I veto THAT!"

  • @blitzkrieg2928
    @blitzkrieg2928 7 років тому +84

    54 B.C.E Marcus Licinius Crassus Not his year

  • @stuka80
    @stuka80 7 років тому +63

    I dont know if you do Greek history, but the "March of the Ten Thousand" by Xenophon would be an amazing subject to cover.

    • @mk9650
      @mk9650 3 роки тому

      @Mr. P. Enis he doesn't

    • @ausore9832
      @ausore9832 2 роки тому

      @@mk9650 he did

  • @BeholdABlackWolf
    @BeholdABlackWolf 4 роки тому +27

    I bet Spartacus was smiling in the afterlife.

  • @cyrusaugustus4640
    @cyrusaugustus4640 7 років тому +29

    Was really happy to see you uploaded a video!

  • @TheTariqibnziyad
    @TheTariqibnziyad 7 років тому +28

    you know a Persian is angry when he asks you to get on a horse

  • @seba6078
    @seba6078 5 років тому +33

    the virgin infantry vs the chad cavalry

  • @legionxiii8055
    @legionxiii8055 7 років тому +74

    Marcus Licinius Crassus - *_NAH_*

    • @ChevyChase301
      @ChevyChase301 7 років тому

      Legion XIII I have seen you on MATN videos. I am also one of the generals, formally Lentulus Brutus and now ADMIRAL JON

    • @legionxiii8055
      @legionxiii8055 7 років тому

      Heyo, it seems we watch similar channels...

    • @sammycw2000
      @sammycw2000 7 років тому +1

      Joey Kevorkian I watched his Rome playthrough too

  • @TheHenk92
    @TheHenk92 7 років тому +5

    I just can't get over how awesome this channel is mmkay

  • @dariushmalek6325
    @dariushmalek6325 4 роки тому +35

    Spartacus: God, revenge our death and suffering from Crassus.
    Surena: I'm on it, don't bother God.

    • @razgriz821
      @razgriz821 3 роки тому +3

      and the got executed by his own king. lol

    • @razgriz821
      @razgriz821 3 роки тому +3

      @@mf.m6343 and you think kids arent named after caesar? Hell the name caesar was elevated to mean king or emperor in some countries. Besides, i dont give a shit about rome or crassus. It sucks to be killed by the people you pardoned, sure, but your very own king rewarding you with death for winning is worse. Lol

    • @razgriz821
      @razgriz821 3 роки тому +1

      @@mf.m6343 true, worse than carrhae, haha. you seem to have a grudge against rome. But hey to each, their own. My interest in rome starts with july and ends with august.

    • @Rockzilla1122
      @Rockzilla1122 3 роки тому

      @@mf.m6343 are you actually simping for a guy who died 2000 years ago

  • @Jmzz542
    @Jmzz542 7 років тому +145

    isn't he the one who killed thousands of gladiators and slaves with their families by crucifying them along Roman roads?

    • @nimash6273
      @nimash6273 7 років тому +23

      Yep

    • @JohnWalterGates
      @JohnWalterGates 5 років тому +46

      @Targaryen Dynasty We have to be fair: nor rebels or romans were 100% good

    • @legion999
      @legion999 5 років тому +13

      @Targaryen Dynasty slaves used in a blood sport that just wanted their freedom

    • @idk1848
      @idk1848 5 років тому +12

      @Targaryen Dynasty All roman soilders and leaders were murders

    • @geordiejones5618
      @geordiejones5618 5 років тому +3

      Caesar did the hard work and pompey got the credit. Crassus never got over that.

  • @lorisuprifranz
    @lorisuprifranz 6 років тому +87

    Fun fact: one of the legatii that took control of the army was Cassius ( the one who also organized the murder of Ceasar). He and Crassus were in a never-ending argument during the entirety of the campaign. Plutarch reported also that the encounter with Surenas, the Parthian general, happened after a second escape from Charrae to Syria (that apparently failed because of the betrayal of a scout that guided the roman in another trap). In that occasion, Cassius simply noped to everyone and everything and ran away with the cavalry, abandoning Crassus and the infantry to even more slaughter. And in that situation, Crassus was close to bringing his man to the mountains and back to Syria.
    I also have to break a spear in favor of Crassus decision to not joining the Armenians: it seemed that the Armenians were conscious that the main army of the Parthian (30 K infantry and 10 K cavalry) was heading to their territories. By maintaining the two forces divided Crassus was quite sure to have an open road to the richest Parthian capital, the desert road was taken mainly for rushing through Mesopotamia and cutting the main parthian army away from the region. We should not forget that Crassus wasn't only a rich, powerful politician, He was also a decent commander. He was the one who practically won Rome and handed it to Sulla during his dictatorship. Moreover, he was considered ( by Cicero!), the best orator of his time (except for Cicero himself of course), capable of shame Pompey and Ceasar on many occasions. And He was also quite popular for his plebian ancestry and his very approachable manners.
    In practice Marcus Licinius Crassus was a 60 years old man that, two thousand years ago, was capable of running on horseback, commanding his man and endure their same suffering while giving speeches and exchanging jokes with everyone.
    We should not be so harsh on him

    • @anglophone412
      @anglophone412 Рік тому +5

      Wow I never knew that there were people so willing to defend Crassus. I always wonder what would of happened to the triumvirate had his campaign been a stunning success. Would the Caesarean civil war even happen?

    • @ryantoth676
      @ryantoth676 Рік тому +6

      Considering his "firefighter" scheme we should be way more harsh

    • @j0nnyism
      @j0nnyism Рік тому +1

      I thought Cicero considered Catullus the best orator after himself

    • @enderreaper1482
      @enderreaper1482 Рік тому +2

      Too bad the Parthians didn't kill Cassius as well. At least that bastard wouldn't have killed Caesar.

    • @mattsterh7740
      @mattsterh7740 Рік тому +4

      I know this is arm chair general shit but the battle was stupid and made no sense whatsoever. The box formation was a good call but the parthian army was made up of a mix of light cavalry and heavy cavalry. There was no way in hell the roman infantry was going to chase and kill cavalry once the parthian army ran out of ammo, they can just run off to go get more for another attack. He shouldve began a march back or just hold the defensive postion until they could later march through the night, minimizing whatever losses. He already held mesopotamia, the pressure was on for parthia to actually storm and besiege the holdings.

  • @aguy3082
    @aguy3082 5 років тому +67

    He literally made every mistake possible. I think there's a roman proverb about making more than one mistake in war.

  • @samotten9874
    @samotten9874 7 років тому +30

    This is why, in Rome II, I never invade further east than the Seleucids. Horse archers are just the worst.

    • @vardansimonyan966
      @vardansimonyan966 6 років тому +5

      Sam Otten dude take some foot archers. they are good against mounted ones and are more precise. ;)

    • @saeedvazirian
      @saeedvazirian 6 років тому +3

      Seleucids were long, long dead. The Parthians massacred all the greek usurpers.

  • @drgn2580
    @drgn2580 7 років тому +22

    01:53 'Seriously he's kind of dumb and he doesn't know it'

  • @khartog01
    @khartog01 6 років тому +253

    He beat a half starved slave army and then tried his hand against a real one. Silly man.

    • @horaciochapa9620
      @horaciochapa9620 5 років тому +10

      I find this war fascinating but the only thing I hate is when I read or listen to someone else's account of the war certain details are always different, but the end result is the same Crassus army got slaughtered and he got killed

    • @gizel4376
      @gizel4376 5 років тому +2

      that slave army, the only feat i remember from Crassus, but it was Pompei, lol

    • @J3diMindTrix
      @J3diMindTrix 5 років тому +4

      Gizel Z *Pompey. (POMpey). Pompeii (pomPAY) is the place
      Just a little note, but understandable since in history videos like this the narrator often mistakes the two, find it rly annoying (don’t think the one here does though, which is good).

    • @connormcmurphy4276
      @connormcmurphy4276 5 років тому +13

      Crassus was NOT A completely incompetent leader...he was not dissimilar from other generals of.the time. The Roman war machine valued strength and wealth and honor above all. So generals never used foraging parties or scouts to survey enemies. He was just a product of his time...he had won damn near everything he had ever tried in life...he didn't know the advantages of a fully horsebacked army, or horseback Archers (which were the equivalent of fucking aircraft in the ancient world) a skilled cavalry bowmen could reign HAVOC down on enemy infantry ten times in number, as shown here.

    • @terner1234
      @terner1234 4 роки тому +1

      @@connormcmurphy4276 no, that's because of his incompetence, take Caesar for example, he would have conquered the entirety of the parthian empire

  • @alessandronavone6731
    @alessandronavone6731 7 років тому +11

    PLEASE MAN, GIVE US THE SOURCES AT THE END OF YOUR VIDEOS D:
    They're so full of awesome stuff!

  • @CSLucasEpic
    @CSLucasEpic 7 років тому +45

    The Parthian Sphabed (a rank that would translate to General or Commander) for that battle was named Surena (a popular name even to this day in Iran). He became so popular in Parthia after his victoy that, fearing that he will turn against him, the king of the Parthians, Orodes II, ordered to have him executed. This, of course, did little to erase his "legend", Surena is seen to the Persians of present day Iran in somewhat the same level that Germans regard Arminius.

    • @mysticonthehill
      @mysticonthehill 6 років тому +4

      Thanks for sharing this interesting detail.

    • @GerryBolger
      @GerryBolger 5 років тому

      He got the Scipio Africanus/Hannibal Barca treatment. Kings and their equals were so ungrateful back then.

    • @saeedvazirian
      @saeedvazirian 2 роки тому

      No evidence that Orodes II actually executed him.

  • @ellllllo77
    @ellllllo77 5 років тому +10

    “How about we just fight normally?”
    “..nah”
    *Rip*

  • @oakhouse1997
    @oakhouse1997 7 років тому +76

    What would be the most effective strategy against archer cavalry with unlimited arrows when your army consists of infantry?

    • @WhitepawWolfGaming
      @WhitepawWolfGaming 7 років тому +236

      Not walking in the middle of an open desert would be a good start.

    • @mathy1799
      @mathy1799 7 років тому +83

      Oak House Preparation and a clear and obtainable goal is what Crasius should have done. Don't walk of into the middle of the desert without any scouting which causes you to fight on a terrain favouring the enemy. And if you have a clear goal, like capturing a city or strategic hilltop you can focus your men and push to that location like moving the whole square. A hill can't run away when you get close.
      The best option if you have to face your enemy in open battle and you have time to prepare is: better/more skirmishes. Archers can, most likely, shoot more powerful bows than horsearchers, mainly because they stand on solid ground. This gives them more range and power. Combine this with some cover and higher concentration(higher concentration=deadlier raining arrows) of the archers and they can take out any archer cavalry unit)
      One should also note that losing 100 horse archers is worse than losing 100 normal archers since you also lose 100 horses.

    • @oakhouse1997
      @oakhouse1997 7 років тому +2

      and easier targets maybe, once dismounted a direct assault may cause routing. I must admit it´s a shame the rarely specify unit descriptions more than how heavy and either infantry or cavalry.

    • @tn9711
      @tn9711 7 років тому

      Oak House It would depend on the terrain of the battlefield

    • @evershumor1302
      @evershumor1302 7 років тому +3

      Mathyas i'll sent this to crassus when I see him.

  • @TheFartoholic
    @TheFartoholic 7 років тому +5

    The tactic of shooting while you retreat was called the Parthian shot and is probably the origin of the term "parting shot" which is an insult that you deliver before you leave.

  • @fademusic1980
    @fademusic1980 4 роки тому +6

    "it started when he claimed victory for a war crassus won"
    even by todays standards I would be PISSED

  • @OneOnOne1162
    @OneOnOne1162 7 років тому +10

    I only today discovered this channel starting at the first video in the playlist and now I'm here. I will say, these battles ARE interesting. But I must say I kind of miss the political intrigue from the "His Year" videos. Or videos like the one which explained the Roman elections and the Cursus Honorum. That's really the content that make me subscribe in one day (which I rarely do). I feel like I've seen multiple channels covering battles in detail, but rarely political systems and things like the Egyptian beaurocracy. As I'm new, I don't know what the creator's intention is with this channel. But I do really hope there'll be more of that too. Don't get me wrong, it's all great content and well put together but those videos are really what stood out to me.

  • @JS-ob4oh
    @JS-ob4oh 7 років тому +21

    You left out the fact that the victorious Parthian general (Surena) when he returned home was exercuted by his king for being too successful.

  • @Bartooc
    @Bartooc 5 років тому +2

    I am addicted to your videos. Thank you.

  • @najib9093
    @najib9093 7 років тому +148

    The Parthians definitely had a sense of humour lol

    • @Uroboro_Djinn
      @Uroboro_Djinn 5 років тому +28

      I laughed so hard at "Crassus's triumph" with the prostitutes.

    • @bkjeong4302
      @bkjeong4302 5 років тому +5

      They also supposedly used Crassus’s head as a stage prop.

    • @teegamew766
      @teegamew766 5 років тому +9

      Not for me. Not funny.

    • @CelticSaint
      @CelticSaint 5 років тому +9

      @@Uroboro_Djinn Think of the guy they picked to play the role of Crassus! Poor bastard!

    • @yarpen26
      @yarpen26 4 роки тому

      To me, what they did definitely shot above the threshold between the domain of "funny" and "horrendous".

  • @HierophanticRose
    @HierophanticRose 6 років тому +50

    While talking about mistakes of Crassus, which were many, let us not diminish the genius of General Surena

    • @frate9165
      @frate9165 5 років тому +1

      His genius led to the enemy making mistakes. Interconnected

    • @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014
      @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014 5 років тому +1

      HAHAHAHAHAHA! GENIUS? THIS PUSSY WITH NO BALLS ARE YOU SERIOUS M8? YOU ARE IDIOT, NO A PROUD IDIOT, just like Crassus.

    • @gizel4376
      @gizel4376 5 років тому +1

      Parth had different figthing style and a lot of preparation, they are on their territory and they got the suprise effect, Crassus just couldn't find a way to respond this, but i don't think we can call this genius.

    • @benshapiromemesarefunny8725
      @benshapiromemesarefunny8725 5 років тому +2

      Septic Neuron That battle wasn’t fought by Surena though, he was executed before the Parthian counter attack. Plus, even you must admit that the infinite arrows was actually really smart, as well as adapting to Publius’s counter attack

    • @saeedvazirian
      @saeedvazirian 4 роки тому +1

      @Septic Neuron Yeah wrath. Yawn. Was it wrath when the Persians decimated Antony or when they captured THE ROMAN FUCKING EMPEROR? Lol.

  • @NecoPaz
    @NecoPaz 4 роки тому +34

    "It turns out that the Parthians had brought a lot of arrows... Like, A Lot."
    Historia Civilis. Best historical commentary since Herodotus.

    • @justinian-the-great
      @justinian-the-great 4 роки тому +2

      Yup, I guess that the number of Parthian arrows can only be matched by the Herodotus's number of Persians invading Greece!

    • @saeedvazirian
      @saeedvazirian 4 роки тому +1

      Herodotus? Not saying much. A homeless person has a better handle on history than Herodotus.

    • @NecoPaz
      @NecoPaz 4 роки тому +1

      @@saeedvazirian
      Lol. Ancient History gatekeeper here... Let's see you be the "Father of History" then...

  • @jophielswings
    @jophielswings 7 років тому +82

    ...You know what, I don't care that Crassus was rich beyond belief, and simply wanted glory. All he wanted was a triumph, respect as a commander, and the one chance he got against Spartacus was stolen from him. That ending stuck really really uneasily for me. That was horrific.

    • @viraloracle5151
      @viraloracle5151 6 років тому +14

      all poor crassus wanted was a triumph while slaughtering thousands on his way right ?

    • @VineFynn
      @VineFynn 6 років тому +5

      Nobody deserves to die, let alone like that. No matter their atrocities.

    • @ThisSentenceIsFalse
      @ThisSentenceIsFalse 6 років тому +1

      vagina

    • @razrei5218
      @razrei5218 6 років тому

      The problem with "they did wrong, so do wrong unto them" mentality is that it always results in further divisiveness. Crassus was bad, sure - but you can't up and tell everybody that the Parthians were perfectly justified in their brutal display. It was efficient, it got the job done, the same as annexing foreign territory full of wealth would get the job of increasing one's demesne and legacy well and done. In this particular time of history, it was common to see leaders disregard the lives of many for the prosperity of few. It was less common to see brutal displays and disrespect to the dead, such as this, but it served it's purpose.
      I really doubt the Parthians did it for "justice" for some random, irrelevant slaves that were killed when slaves were mistreated all over the world at the time. They did it because their cities surrendered to Roman annexation meekly, and they needed to show their force, to scare them away from doing it again.

    • @legion999
      @legion999 6 років тому

      @Harak Mapping The Reds' justifications were bullshit when they were murdering and torturing civilians. That does not apply for instance to hitler or his closest people who perpetrated attrocities. Blaming every german for hitler would be wrong, cruelly punishing people who actually committed horrible things is...justified, if you want to do it. They didnt torture to death the entire roman force here , thhey didnt even torture crassus, but he would probably deserve it. Crassus, was defeated humiliatted an beheaded.. Justifiied..

  • @sammycw2000
    @sammycw2000 7 років тому +58

    Its hard to imagine how somebody could be so incapable, why didn't he listen to the people giving him advice the dope.

    • @mothgru
      @mothgru 7 років тому +59

      "Did you ever hear the tragedy of Governor Crassus the arrogant?"

    • @SamFreelancePolice
      @SamFreelancePolice 7 років тому +24

      It's not a story the romans would tell you.

    • @SamFreelancePolice
      @SamFreelancePolice 7 років тому +4

      It's not a story the romans would tell you.

    • @mothgru
      @mothgru 7 років тому +51

      It's a Parthian legend. Governor Crassus was a wealthy man of the Roman Empire so powerful and so rich, he could use his money to influence the senate to give him...governorship. He had such a knowledge of bribing, he could even convince the mesopotamian border towns he cared about...from being ruled by the Parthians. He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power...which, eventually of course, he did. Unfortunately, the Parthian general was taught everything he knew, which he used in battle against him. Then the Parthians killed him while he was pleading for peace. Ironic. He could save others from ruin...but not himself.

    • @lorisuprifranz
      @lorisuprifranz 6 років тому +2

      He did listen to the advice, in particular to the advice of local/arabian scouts, aaaand that don't ended well

  • @BlimberryBoi
    @BlimberryBoi 4 роки тому +6

    "then he ordered his army to march off into the desert" boy that one never ends well does it

  • @SweetOne968
    @SweetOne968 4 роки тому +7

    Parthian soldiers to the commander: how much arrows do we need?
    Parthian commander: yes