Talking Fast With a Record-Setting Speed Talker

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  • Опубліковано 23 жов 2017
  • If you were a kid in the ‘80s, you might recognize this man, or, at least, you’ll recognize his velocity of speech. John Moschitta Jr.’s motormouth dominated the airwaves with stints as the fast-talking FedEx guy, Mr. Testaverde on “Saved by the Bell” and the infamous Micro Machines Man. With the ability to say up to 11 words per second, Moschitta broke the world record and made a career out of his dizzying cadence. The Guinness-certified speed talker sat down to give us the whole scoop on his life in fast lane. Now, try to keep up.
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  • @GreatBigStory
    @GreatBigStory  Рік тому +345

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  • @sdx3918
    @sdx3918 4 роки тому +16482

    When you're ordering food but your battery is at 1%

  • @Mippyy
    @Mippyy 4 роки тому +3970

    Eminem: you arent even fast
    John: oh I wasnt rapping I was just talking

  • @hatred9427
    @hatred9427 2 роки тому +876

    The fact that one day he decided to get his name on a book and ended up having his life set is incredible.

  • @Orpheusftw
    @Orpheusftw Рік тому +433

    What I found most interesting is that he _practiced_ the skill. I always kind of just figured it was one of those "you've got it, or you don't" deals.

    • @icanbreathe9161
      @icanbreathe9161 Рік тому +1

      Practice makes perfect

    • @cube4547
      @cube4547 Рік тому +20

      There's literally nothing like that. Whenever it seems like someone has natural abilities from birth that's just because that's exactly the impression they want to give.

    • @axeluwu3959
      @axeluwu3959 Рік тому

      @@cube4547 you're on the point, I really hate that, why someone wanna figure he's good without effort

    • @deontaeavila3514
      @deontaeavila3514 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@cube4547what about people who can wiggle their ears?

    • @moarmosspatoproductions1475
      @moarmosspatoproductions1475 Місяць тому

      The Skooks creator, spotted in the middle of a UA-cam comment section.

  • @TylerZak-zr5hj
    @TylerZak-zr5hj 5 років тому +4718

    Eminem: I’m the fastest rapper
    John: *hold my hamlet book*

    • @mangoteelicht9272
      @mangoteelicht9272 5 років тому +26

      Eminem isn't even in the top 100

    • @xy710
      @xy710 5 років тому +15

      @@mangoteelicht9272 dumbass

    • @mangoteelicht9272
      @mangoteelicht9272 5 років тому +12

      @@black-my9qm Dude rebel xd, crucified, k-fix, dna tru lyricist, SplytSecond, outsider, leach, the jokerr, MC Rice, Mizury mize. Check out Underground choppers 6 you will see there are people who are faster. The best guy for this stuff is nahdah vebb, he made a top 100.

    • @czeeyanbatul3057
      @czeeyanbatul3057 5 років тому +4

      But john is not a rapper at all

    • @C.S.A_Official
      @C.S.A_Official 5 років тому +1

      Eminem got nothing on him lol

  • @CJ_1406
    @CJ_1406 3 роки тому +4445

    The guy who is making subtitles: Another day's work.

  • @elf6499
    @elf6499 2 роки тому +988

    Eminem has actually been real quiet when this video dropped. Quite literally

    • @mrmiscellaneous105
      @mrmiscellaneous105 2 роки тому +15

      Well, he's released 2.5 albums and also participated in a number of collabs, so he hasn't exactly been quiet since this video dropped.

    • @Coolrecords567
      @Coolrecords567 2 роки тому +19

      @@mrmiscellaneous105 ugh here we go again with taking jokes literally

    • @mrmiscellaneous105
      @mrmiscellaneous105 2 роки тому +29

      @@Coolrecords567 Well, the original comment said his joke should be taken "literally", so I might as well respond in kind.

    • @whyiseverysinglehandletaken2
      @whyiseverysinglehandletaken2 Рік тому +2

      @@mrmiscellaneous105 well you aren't wrong

    • @Arknjoyer
      @Arknjoyer Рік тому +1

      @@Coolrecords567 you sure did lose that argument fast

  • @Jloffy
    @Jloffy 3 роки тому +7797

    This is the guy who explains the terms and conditions at the end of ads.

  • @admiralpp
    @admiralpp 4 роки тому +1718

    Me: *is about to die*
    Killer: any last words
    Me:

  • @yourdad1367
    @yourdad1367 Рік тому +110

    For anyone reading this, I suggest you slow the video down to 0.25x speed in the settings. In terms of his 11 words a second example, it still doesn’t sound like he’s really saying the words. But on his 7-8 word a second example, you can clearly hear him pronounce every single word. Very impressive.

    • @mrthanos2404
      @mrthanos2404 Рік тому +22

      I don’t think he can even physically do it with a clear pronunciation. The air doesn’t even have enough time to get out of his mouth before he has to close it again.

    • @OrdenJust
      @OrdenJust Рік тому +7

      If the 11-words-a-second example does not sound clearly enunciated at 025x speed, I wonder whether that is a just an artifact of UA-cam's audio capabilities. The sounds on my laptop are, after all, digitized and not analog.

    • @sirazurill4243
      @sirazurill4243 8 місяців тому +1

      I might be wrong but I think the 11 word per second take sounds off because the ball trying to follow what he’s saying is a little off.

    • @Loltroll8
      @Loltroll8 14 днів тому

      also keep in mind, youtube video speed directly affects pitch, so the slower you make it the lower the pitch goes so that also adds to being unable to fully understand him at such speeds

  • @christopherlucas4620
    @christopherlucas4620 2 роки тому +84

    I would LOVE to talk to this guy, just for a minute. His story is amazing. Plus he was literally part of my childhood.

    • @Centermass762
      @Centermass762 Рік тому +3

      I can still picture everyone in class trying to write notes with papers flying everywhere as he talks and Screech writing with both hands. 🤣

    • @Lolbit_the_glitch
      @Lolbit_the_glitch 7 місяців тому +1

      I would love to talk LIKE this guy

  • @thechezychez
    @thechezychez 3 роки тому +5711

    im actually surprised how he can just bring up a whole conversation without running out of words to say

    • @liapea3591
      @liapea3591 3 роки тому +9

      thechezychez same

    • @feminico2613
      @feminico2613 3 роки тому +78

      The power of reading a whole dictionary

    • @taker6857
      @taker6857 3 роки тому +13

      @@feminico2613 power we have never seen before. It kinda feels good that humans can do such talents

    • @ManaSamaLover.
      @ManaSamaLover. 3 роки тому +3

      IKRRR

    • @thenextbigthing1393
      @thenextbigthing1393 3 роки тому +12

      He probably thinks fast too

  • @Ikitsuu
    @Ikitsuu 4 роки тому +10092

    This guy can say every insult he can before you can even say "ok boomer."

  • @ingesexton811
    @ingesexton811 2 роки тому +41

    I remember watching him when I was a kid in the 80s. I wanted to learn how to talk as fast as him, so bad!

  • @rogerbarrett1979
    @rogerbarrett1979 Рік тому +33

    I remember him from the late 80s. Last time I saw him was in late December 1988. He was working as some anchorman. Of course I don't remember what channel. I also remember him doing a Micro Machines commercial in summer '88.

  • @hafsa_99
    @hafsa_99 3 роки тому +3297

    How every teacher talks when your trying to take notes

  • @missywiley3140
    @missywiley3140 5 років тому +2343

    Sign language interpreters would have a time interpreting him.

    • @vgcc9723
      @vgcc9723 5 років тому +47

      I would love to see someone trying to do sign language to that or simultaneous interpreting into another language.
      It would be so cool.

    • @sunnybunny1209
      @sunnybunny1209 5 років тому +79

      Prolly looks like naruto hand signals lmao

    • @ryutyga9946
      @ryutyga9946 5 років тому +1

      @@sunnybunny1209 lol i bet it would..;)

    • @120_mohamadrifqinaufal4
      @120_mohamadrifqinaufal4 5 років тому +2

      You should see sign language interpreter for Eminem's rap god live

    • @BudgetMow
      @BudgetMow 5 років тому +1

      Have u seen the interpreter that was in Eminem's rap god concert ? Check her out

  • @arxe_d3505
    @arxe_d3505 2 роки тому +11

    I could talk to this guy for hours, he’s just that kind of guy.

  • @Gg-ij7li
    @Gg-ij7li 2 роки тому +10

    His smile is contagious haha God bless this man!

  • @aureliabadica9520
    @aureliabadica9520 5 років тому +1832

    Wow i just watched his 1987 interview and i feel like a time traveler

    • @SomeOne-lx6ms
      @SomeOne-lx6ms 4 роки тому +5

      Aurelia Badica ikr

    • @kel_lee
      @kel_lee 4 роки тому +5

      That’s what I’m sayin😂

    • @wanderingghost1558
      @wanderingghost1558 4 роки тому +5

      I'm surprised it was the same person, I was like "na the guy from 1987 was faster." only the check again and see that they are the same person xD

    • @gloriasenteno3270
      @gloriasenteno3270 4 роки тому

      Lol

    • @Fehnickss
      @Fehnickss 4 роки тому

      666 likes

  • @continue7934
    @continue7934 4 роки тому +4552

    *Top 10 people Eminem is afraid to diss.*

    • @amishmeatball4476
      @amishmeatball4476 4 роки тому +65

      Golden Milk Top 1 person Eminem is afraid to diss.

    • @ArezinaM
      @ArezinaM 4 роки тому +8

      @@amishmeatball4476 nah bro

    • @james03pearce
      @james03pearce 4 роки тому +3

      ArezinaM oh yeah yeah

    • @ArezinaM
      @ArezinaM 4 роки тому +2

      @@james03pearce oh yeah yeah

    • @Tmtrainer69
      @Tmtrainer69 4 роки тому +5

      So cringe

  • @KSN324
    @KSN324 Рік тому +8

    The fact that this video has subtitles makes this 10x better.

  • @jethromcgl3697
    @jethromcgl3697 2 роки тому +39

    When he talks normally, he sounds like he's just gonna get faster

    • @edithbannerman4
      @edithbannerman4 9 місяців тому

      @Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

    • @jethromcgl3697
      @jethromcgl3697 9 місяців тому

      @@edithbannerman4 get out of here sex bot

  • @3boody_
    @3boody_ 4 роки тому +14047

    All jokes aside, this guy genuinely looks like a really fun person to talk and have a conversation with.

    • @vanaprasthaoutdoors7215
      @vanaprasthaoutdoors7215 4 роки тому +43

      Abdullah Sarwari look at his videos from the 80s

    • @kmagic11
      @kmagic11 4 роки тому +326

      all jokes til he starts roasting you in 11 words a second

    • @lyricghee
      @lyricghee 4 роки тому +67

      if you can catch up

    • @aidan-131
      @aidan-131 4 роки тому +11

      this is such a wholesome comment

    • @mannamedjared
      @mannamedjared 4 роки тому +21

      He will do the entire conversation himself before you manage to say a single word

  • @TheGalacticKnight
    @TheGalacticKnight 3 роки тому +7050

    So he is the one talks about the side effects in medicine commercials.

    • @nojumper01
      @nojumper01 3 роки тому +34

      GamerX 255 lol

    • @randomdumbass7231
      @randomdumbass7231 3 роки тому +117

      It's him except slowed down so you can understand what he is saying

    • @kyzr899
      @kyzr899 3 роки тому +15

      ROBOCOP GAMING Try 0,75 He talks like a normal human talks

    • @emmamist4514
      @emmamist4514 3 роки тому +6

      Keyzar22 no FASTTTTTT

    • @leafertYT
      @leafertYT 3 роки тому +5

      no

  • @dominiccervantes9193
    @dominiccervantes9193 2 роки тому +1

    oh my God finally I found this talented and lovely man, Mr Moschitta I remember you in the 80s commercials, please receive my love from México I love you sir !

  • @SenetTheSnek
    @SenetTheSnek Рік тому +5

    Perfect role for Blurr. Thank you John for your hard work within the Transformers series

  • @radicalonion4979
    @radicalonion4979 3 роки тому +8509

    Can we just appreciate how entertaining he is when he's telling stories

    • @sean6992
      @sean6992 3 роки тому +14

      Yes

    • @SilverRay2
      @SilverRay2 3 роки тому +19

      100% yes... imagine how enjoyable experience his children and grandchildren must be having with him being so entertaining..😊🤗

    • @patelnjapl3561
      @patelnjapl3561 3 роки тому +4

      @@SilverRay2 and fast

    • @syedhussain2151
      @syedhussain2151 2 роки тому

      Why not 🖤😏

    • @noone-ub4zn
      @noone-ub4zn 2 роки тому +1

      'can we just appreciate'

  • @linknator
    @linknator 4 роки тому +1025

    At the end he said “it’s our little secret” exposes it to 12 million people.

    • @minatonamikaze8209
      @minatonamikaze8209 4 роки тому +10

      want me to give you advice for becoming the 8th hokage

    • @eilyasshafie5030
      @eilyasshafie5030 4 роки тому +5

      I HATE YOU ICE AGE BABY

    • @moved4462
      @moved4462 4 роки тому

      ice baby is cute >:0

    • @ianawad365
      @ianawad365 4 роки тому

      Minato Namikaze nah that’s for konahamaru go fuck urself minato

    • @ediguess
      @ediguess 4 роки тому

      Bøxıca wtf

  • @beasthunt
    @beasthunt Рік тому +6

    I remember all of the commercials. This guy has an absolute ton of personality.

  • @kagemaru259
    @kagemaru259 Рік тому +8

    I first knew him as the voice of Blurr in the original Transformers when I was a kid back in the 80s but back then and to this day he’s always going to be the Micro Machines Man.

  • @eelkers
    @eelkers 3 роки тому +2933

    He is the most energetic old man I`ve ver seen

    • @EpicGamerr.
      @EpicGamerr. 2 роки тому +3

      @@ThisLeprechaunWrites okay then

    • @Phaedians
      @Phaedians 2 роки тому +3

      @@ThisLeprechaunWrites why

    • @cpfbeans
      @cpfbeans 2 роки тому

      @@ThisLeprechaunWrites oh

    • @trollgejr2984
      @trollgejr2984 2 роки тому

      @@ThisLeprechaunWrites Lol 🤣

    • @enderguardian7443
      @enderguardian7443 2 роки тому

      @@trollgejr2984 what did he say

  • @OmicronGaming
    @OmicronGaming 3 роки тому +9649

    droppin bars before droppin bars existed

  • @Nucky420
    @Nucky420 2 роки тому +17

    This man learned how to enjoy life from a young age and kept on doing it. Props to you my man.

  • @sherrilldean4598
    @sherrilldean4598 2 роки тому

    You've got to love this guy...talk about a smooth talker...WOW !!!

  • @hasnaraahmed7853
    @hasnaraahmed7853 3 роки тому +2346

    Imagine him being the kid in class that never stops talking

    • @diaochan7506
      @diaochan7506 2 роки тому +27

      I have a classmate like that she talk speed and cringe sound like a rat. Sofunny.

    • @omegatone4557
      @omegatone4557 2 роки тому +8

      @@diaochan7506 how does one sound like a rat

    • @clara4738
      @clara4738 2 роки тому +8

      @@omegatone4557 idk screeching sounds ig

    • @omegatone4557
      @omegatone4557 2 роки тому +6

      @@clara4738 never heard one screech

    • @arnavakula9797
      @arnavakula9797 2 роки тому

      They say girls talk 2,000 more words than, that’s a lie

  • @adalinesimonian8723
    @adalinesimonian8723 6 років тому +1382

    It's amazing how easily you can follow along with what he's saying!

    • @legionslaughter6312
      @legionslaughter6312 6 років тому +29

      Vartan Simonian the brain is such an amazing computer.

    • @naritruwireve1381
      @naritruwireve1381 6 років тому +15

      Easier than some raps

    • @tajdarm1730
      @tajdarm1730 6 років тому +1

      Well they did subtitle almost everything he said

    • @ninjaahjumma
      @ninjaahjumma 6 років тому +21

      I guess it's also because he enunciates words very clearly despite the speed.

    • @norbadotexestoppedworking181
      @norbadotexestoppedworking181 6 років тому

      Vartan Simonian my gf talks fast faster then normal person so when he starts talking fast i understand like 90% of it

  • @dearcole123
    @dearcole123 8 місяців тому +5

    I like this guy’s sense of humor 😅
    You can’t take yourself too seriously in this life. You have to be able to laugh.

  • @AnymMusic
    @AnymMusic 4 місяці тому

    every once in a while I remember he exists and look him up. Every time it's a delight

  • @bromine8494
    @bromine8494 4 роки тому +1384

    Eminem: I beginning to feel like a rap go-
    This guy: step aside child

    • @nenolaura2199
      @nenolaura2199 4 роки тому +47

      @Ozone Good Joke

    • @TCHICKIBRAXD
      @TCHICKIBRAXD 4 роки тому +11

      @Ozone ok boomer

    • @TCHICKIBRAXD
      @TCHICKIBRAXD 4 роки тому +9

      @Ozone ok boomer

    • @feridebexheti5277
      @feridebexheti5277 4 роки тому +4

      @Ozone that's the joke boomer.

    • @zenthaa
      @zenthaa 4 роки тому +4

      @Ozone it's a joke. Why is it so hard for boomers to get a joke 😂

  • @SShiJie
    @SShiJie 5 років тому +2628

    I'm pretty sure this guy is the commercial guy at the end who says all the disclaimers
    "We are not responsible for any injuries lhlrvo2f51ljw6jl5wlhh5qo"

    • @dramatime7739
      @dramatime7739 5 років тому +12

      😂😂

    • @MoreMoreMori
      @MoreMoreMori 5 років тому +6

      Of course .__.

    • @gl-jp8up
      @gl-jp8up 5 років тому +4

      ShiJie 12311 this comment deserves 2k likes bruh

    • @NebulousNova
      @NebulousNova 5 років тому +1

      ShiJie 12311 so true lol

    • @Kang-et2xs
      @Kang-et2xs 5 років тому

      ShiJie 12311 yeees

  • @pellervohakulinen
    @pellervohakulinen 3 місяці тому +1

    Why is it so sad to see this guy get old? 😭

  • @Dooggey.
    @Dooggey. Рік тому +9

    This sounds like the guy who talks about the side effects, terms of conditions, and basically anything else like that in commercials.

  • @insertname3293
    @insertname3293 5 років тому +1339

    Sonic: *You're too slow!*
    Moschitta: *Are you sure about that?*

  • @janetarmstrong79
    @janetarmstrong79 4 роки тому +2992

    Kid: dad can I have a bedtime story
    Dad: ok.....
    Kids: dad where are you going!
    Dad: what I’ve just read you Macbeth

    • @NosyShk
      @NosyShk 4 роки тому +2

      Ahahaha lmao

    • @MrPiggybossin
      @MrPiggybossin 4 роки тому +12

      Josh651 Pro ?

    • @TopBagon
      @TopBagon 4 роки тому +25

      @@josh651pro6 who tf u wooshin'? LMAO

    • @NosyShk
      @NosyShk 4 роки тому +11

      @@josh651pro6 bruh who you wooshing

    • @SagMestKing
      @SagMestKing 4 роки тому +6

      @@josh651pro6 r/woooooooosh

  • @adobotravels
    @adobotravels Рік тому +12

    I usually watch videos in 1.5x speed but in this case it was already at 2x

  • @brooklynbarbie6855
    @brooklynbarbie6855 2 роки тому

    I LOVED that guy and those matchbox car commercials when I was growing up in the 80s!!!

  • @allandejesusjr.1722
    @allandejesusjr.1722 3 роки тому +1666

    Imagine him being a teacher:
    Enters the room*
    "Good Morning Class"
    30 seconds later*
    "That's the end of our discussion, see you tomorrow."

    • @REEEPROGRAM
      @REEEPROGRAM 3 роки тому +82

      Now imagine him as the captain of the plane
      "attention passangers.."
      10 seconds later
      "... Sit back and relax"

    • @birdboy16
      @birdboy16 3 роки тому +19

      That would be my favorite class

    • @evog35viii
      @evog35viii 2 роки тому +26

      Good luck trying to take down notes.

    • @yaya_pagan
      @yaya_pagan 2 роки тому +16

      He wrote a book called ten minute university so he could be your teacher

    • @SuperFlashDriver
      @SuperFlashDriver 2 роки тому +4

      @@REEEPROGRAM XDDDDD

  • @allanqueme4608
    @allanqueme4608 3 роки тому +3729

    EMINEM: I fear no man
    John: *exists*
    EMINEM: but that thing, it scares me...

  • @okladiaprd
    @okladiaprd 2 роки тому +1

    he seems like a genuinely fun guy to hang out with

  • @miguelquazar883
    @miguelquazar883 6 місяців тому

    I remember first seeing this guy on the Micro Machines commercials in the 90's. Was always amazed.

  • @rptrmacct
    @rptrmacct 3 роки тому +2269

    Glad to see this guy is still going strong after all these years.

    • @hanbigim
      @hanbigim 3 роки тому +5

      yes

    • @jmodified
      @jmodified 2 роки тому +44

      He was only about 27 years old when he did that FedEx commercial, but looked 45.

    • @monkey3964
      @monkey3964 2 роки тому +2

      He’s dead

    • @abelcompany1556
      @abelcompany1556 2 роки тому

      @@monkey3964 lol he's still alive

    • @OfLanceTheLonginus
      @OfLanceTheLonginus 2 роки тому

      @@monkey3964 you’re dead

  • @nutbutter
    @nutbutter 5 років тому +25969

    This guy is faster than my wifi

  • @litgal783
    @litgal783 Рік тому +7

    This was so funny! Someone mentioned him in class talking his head off. I am a teacher and we could get through a novel 90% faster with him reading. LOL!!

  • @disassembly4147
    @disassembly4147 8 місяців тому

    love this guy

  • @barrymccockner3683
    @barrymccockner3683 6 років тому +9985

    Is this who they use on the prescription medicine commercials?

    • @ernestty8465
      @ernestty8465 6 років тому +88

      Killergill 02 thats actually funny

    • @vannesa8046
      @vannesa8046 6 років тому +16

      Killergill 02 lol

    • @iescapedtheasylum2015
      @iescapedtheasylum2015 6 років тому +14

      Sergio Buryy DEAD

    • @souptopia
      @souptopia 6 років тому +100

      “Side effects may include...
      *itchyeyes,rashes,projectile vomiting,explosivediareah,lossofhearing,hallucinations,siezures,ordeath* pleasecontactyoursocrororphysiciantoseeifthisproductisforyou

    • @gfuelsoccermom5307
      @gfuelsoccermom5307 6 років тому +5

      Ikr

  • @s6leh
    @s6leh 5 років тому +796

    *when there's only 20 seconds of class left and the teacher says we can't leave until we finish*

    • @saviralarasati9514
      @saviralarasati9514 5 років тому

      TRUE OMG

    • @chaddysalright8493
      @chaddysalright8493 5 років тому

      Amirable lol

    • @disco.jellyfish
      @disco.jellyfish 5 років тому +1

      eventhough in truth we can...
      Yeah, good old times...

    • @lilboota4133
      @lilboota4133 5 років тому

      I was ur 500 like....u prolly don’t care but so true

    • @Niz15
      @Niz15 5 років тому +3

      Then that one idiot raises his hand cuz he has a question

  • @fatgamertim4544
    @fatgamertim4544 2 роки тому +7

    This guy is actually an excellent voice actor

  • @banudi2
    @banudi2 2 роки тому

    gosh I love his personality!

  • @zzaayan
    @zzaayan 4 роки тому +437

    This guy is like the person that talks about all the side-effects at the end of a commercial

  • @cerettistormi7510
    @cerettistormi7510 4 роки тому +570

    1:45 me explaining to my teacher why I was late

  • @johnimal
    @johnimal 5 місяців тому

    Will always be the 90s kid micromachine guy. Thanks 😊

  • @thegodofwar9369
    @thegodofwar9369 2 роки тому +1

    I put this video at 2x and boy I enjoyed it.

  • @blackcrewmate8272
    @blackcrewmate8272 3 роки тому +3292

    Plot twist: That's Eminem's Grandpa.

  • @tvlogs7410
    @tvlogs7410 4 роки тому +1529

    1:10
    The voice matches so perfectly with her face

    • @JK-xo9wm
      @JK-xo9wm 4 роки тому +11

      You probably never spend your time around girls or woman. But okay.
      (Sarcasm)

    • @atomic5989
      @atomic5989 4 роки тому +23

      JK nah it sounds about right

    • @bobross8352
      @bobross8352 4 роки тому +1

      I agree

    • @scottslater4971
      @scottslater4971 4 роки тому +1

      I mean it’s so post to

    • @josieposieee
      @josieposieee 4 роки тому +1

      wow it does

  • @BloodWolf2005
    @BloodWolf2005 4 місяці тому +2

    This guy was interviewed on 60 Minutes. He told his life story, and the TV station had to show commercials for the last 59 minutes.

  • @ayaanuddinmohammad4986
    @ayaanuddinmohammad4986 2 роки тому +1

    this guy is so upbeat and happy

  • @luckyrage1000
    @luckyrage1000 4 роки тому +1059

    This is how every teacher talk when your taking a note😂

    • @snetxilb4055
      @snetxilb4055 4 роки тому +2

      ahah true

    • @AuroraVeil_
      @AuroraVeil_ 4 роки тому +33

      Stolen comment from the video where this guy sings a Michael Jackson song smh

    • @zikeriasmith8630
      @zikeriasmith8630 4 роки тому +2

      I swear facts 💯

    • @1ivannthegreat
      @1ivannthegreat 4 роки тому +2

      More like from people that Annoy you so much in your life. ( especially family members)

    • @dragonriderxx7yt268
      @dragonriderxx7yt268 4 роки тому +3

      Why is this so relatable lol

  • @sacredbolero
    @sacredbolero 4 роки тому +1323

    We will lose this guy one day. And it will be a tragic day.

    • @MemeRaider
      @MemeRaider 4 роки тому +30

      Just like Stephen Hawking and Stan Lee

    • @SadeTheCrazyEbony
      @SadeTheCrazyEbony 4 роки тому +27

      @@MemeRaider stan Lee was a legend and I absolutely cried so hard when he died and I'm only 12.

    • @Nero-lx2gs
      @Nero-lx2gs 4 роки тому

      impossible happiness so ur 14ish years old

    • @SadeTheCrazyEbony
      @SadeTheCrazyEbony 4 роки тому

      @@Nero-lx2gs nope I'm 12 lol.

    • @SadeTheCrazyEbony
      @SadeTheCrazyEbony 4 роки тому

      @@Nero-lx2gs when he died I think I was what... 9? Idk lol.

  • @jessicaaye3738
    @jessicaaye3738 2 роки тому

    I loved seeding him on tv when I was a kid 🤗

  • @marcodiaz6322
    @marcodiaz6322 Рік тому +2

    Just because his record was broken several times, doesn’t mean it stops him from making him my favorite fast-talker! He literally had all the fun projects, including being on the “Transformers” franchise.

  • @SubscribersWithoutAnyVid-lt3vy
    @SubscribersWithoutAnyVid-lt3vy 6 років тому +12465

    When the teacher’s giving instructions to the class and you don't pay attention for 1 second

    • @oscarrasmussen7154
      @oscarrasmussen7154 6 років тому +49

      10,000 Subscribers Without Any Videos TRUUUEEE! Btw Nice getting 18k without vids ;)

    • @Wolf-dw3rn
      @Wolf-dw3rn 6 років тому +27

      10,000 Subscribers Without Any Videos did you're everywhere 😂

    • @brunovsky_
      @brunovsky_ 6 років тому +8

      1 nanosecond*

    • @jadenjohnson6206
      @jadenjohnson6206 6 років тому +10

      10,000 Subscribers Without Any Videos I see you everywhere

    • @melodramatic4085
      @melodramatic4085 6 років тому +3

      Wow I haven't seen you in a hot minute.

  • @razorbladeisaac912
    @razorbladeisaac912 5 років тому +515

    Fast talking guy: *talks so fast*
    Me: My understanding
    Me: jwhewnfifuehebrifuguehrktifegiehr
    My Brain: *yes*

    • @Amongus-ug7dq
      @Amongus-ug7dq 5 років тому +3

      I agree

    • @Geo.220
      @Geo.220 5 років тому +5

      Yup

    • @level_foxy9895
      @level_foxy9895 4 роки тому +1

      I put it to 2x the speed and it's even more
      jwhewnfifuehebrifuquehrktifegiehr

    • @dommonek
      @dommonek 4 роки тому

      level _foxy did u literally copy each gibberish letter that he said

    • @razorbladeisaac912
      @razorbladeisaac912 4 роки тому

      @@dommonek yes he did😂

  • @MaxLovesNascarOfficial
    @MaxLovesNascarOfficial Рік тому +1

    bro I still have my micro machines collections and I never knew this guy was the same until the beginning when it showed the commercial 😂

  • @SlambosCarofIdiots
    @SlambosCarofIdiots 2 роки тому

    I have a copy of 10 Classics in 10 Minutes. Thanks for reminding me!

  • @c.marshall3064
    @c.marshall3064 5 років тому +1813

    He talks faster than I can run

    • @YouTugas
      @YouTugas 5 років тому +17

      How would you compare both. 1 word per second equals 1 meter per second?

    • @draff1107
      @draff1107 5 років тому +10

      @@YouTugas r/whoosh

    • @YouTugas
      @YouTugas 5 років тому +15

      @@draff1107 how is that even r/woosh?

    • @basiobfz1246
      @basiobfz1246 5 років тому +8

      JAPL it means that you took the joke seriously

    • @YouTugas
      @YouTugas 5 років тому +11

      @@basiobfz1246 nah I didn't, I was just curious how that worked.... It seemed non sense, still does

  • @makimiramhlun175
    @makimiramhlun175 3 роки тому +622

    Just imagine him praying he would say Amen say so fast that the whole family would just laugh....lol

    • @isaiahbaker2002
      @isaiahbaker2002 3 роки тому +8

      Like you.

    • @cedrick25
      @cedrick25 3 роки тому +4

      He could literally read a random page in the bible and everyone would think it's a prayer because his words are incomprehensible for me lol

    • @benedictusaryasatya6761
      @benedictusaryasatya6761 2 роки тому +2

      Even God probably doesnt got a word from his pray

    • @JatPhenshllem
      @JatPhenshllem Рік тому

      @@benedictusaryasatya6761 "When you say my name, I expect it worth my time. Come back when yiu're serious"

  • @Mr.FlaySepulcrast
    @Mr.FlaySepulcrast 8 місяців тому

    He seems like a very interesting and likeable person.

  • @aaronnichols9444
    @aaronnichols9444 10 місяців тому

    Nostalgic!

  • @bachlamtung5131
    @bachlamtung5131 5 років тому +541

    Express your life in 1 minute
    John: “Hold my beer”

  • @derrickl3380
    @derrickl3380 6 років тому +673

    When ur mom says u have 2 seconds to explain wtf u did.

  • @giftmbanugo3605
    @giftmbanugo3605 4 місяці тому

    This video made me smile. He's entertaining

  • @Astr0_Feline
    @Astr0_Feline Рік тому +6

    Love him or hate him he’s spitting straight facts.

  • @ibrahimalomani1264
    @ibrahimalomani1264 6 років тому +520

    He looks like a fun grandpa to have

    • @creatroyer2701
      @creatroyer2701 5 років тому +26

      *until he starts giving you a whole history of the world in seconds....*

    • @ibrahimalomani1264
      @ibrahimalomani1264 5 років тому +10

      I wouldn’t mind that

    • @redoverdrivetheunstoppable4637
      @redoverdrivetheunstoppable4637 5 років тому +4

      he will not only stop you from hurting yourself in the immediate, he will also explain why till to the reason of life

  • @alexcumin1479
    @alexcumin1479 3 роки тому +803

    Being able to talk this fast without errors is soo epic

  • @advisor3636
    @advisor3636 2 роки тому +2

    This guy also voiced Blurr in the Transformers: The Movie and the Transformers: Animated series. He carried my childhood

  • @ZoeyCult
    @ZoeyCult Рік тому

    What an awesome guy

  • @kiwikiwi2483
    @kiwikiwi2483 5 років тому +1094

    *Video on 2x speed*
    Perfectly balanced as all things should be.

    • @abdusp1619
      @abdusp1619 5 років тому +8

      It makes no sense

    • @calebjackson
      @calebjackson 5 років тому +2

      Kiwi Kiwi huh

    • @eli-ti5um
      @eli-ti5um 5 років тому +3

      Harun Pekcan cause he’s old and slower

    • @WatercraftGames
      @WatercraftGames 5 років тому +4

      @@abdusp1619 r/woooosh

    • @catconfirmed1896
      @catconfirmed1896 5 років тому +4

      Kiwi Kiwi your profile picture is cursed... a kiwi kiwi bird

  • @taizu55
    @taizu55 3 роки тому +678

    *The man who says "batteries not included" in ads:*

    • @CurryChickenAndPotatoes
      @CurryChickenAndPotatoes 3 роки тому +2

      frr

    • @rmobilezero7425
      @rmobilezero7425 3 роки тому

      *

    • @krimzonn
      @krimzonn 3 роки тому +3

      Each action figure sold separately

    • @deiselslick5275
      @deiselslick5275 3 роки тому

      lol

    • @3229dan
      @3229dan 3 роки тому

      If you want to order, please find a store near you or go to any online store. Symptoms include (lots of symptoms here). For more information, please call (number here) for our support. That's (same number here). Each product sold separately. The (company here), Inc. is not responsible for any symptoms as indicated. If any of them happens, please go to the nearest hospital or clinic and consult the doctor immediately.

  • @jeannealleva
    @jeannealleva Рік тому

    As a voice actor, that is pretty darn awesome.

  • @rogeriolimasoma6209
    @rogeriolimasoma6209 2 роки тому

    And still in this decade he's still the king, seriously we need Em vs Moschitto

  • @uainjansun
    @uainjansun 4 роки тому +426

    Isn't this the guy who sang bad by Michael Jackson in 20 seconds

    • @staceelashley4611
      @staceelashley4611 4 роки тому +9

      abdiel miranda Yeah

    • @dr.smitadubey267
      @dr.smitadubey267 4 роки тому +7

      Yes he is

    • @lukkymage
      @lukkymage 4 роки тому

      nah

    • @Asphalt69
      @Asphalt69 4 роки тому +14

      @@lukkymage actually. Since he grew older and older, his looks wont look familiar as before. But, the voice will remain the same. Sometimes

    • @applepie1272
      @applepie1272 4 роки тому +1

      He is

  • @nacl7818
    @nacl7818 3 роки тому +1780

    I swear if he raps, Eminem could disappear like my dad

  • @alvamarsh4290
    @alvamarsh4290 Рік тому

    Met him years ago. Nice guy

  • @marco2771
    @marco2771 Рік тому

    what a great man

  • @mahenamer
    @mahenamer 3 роки тому +639

    He raps faster that all the "rappers" these days

  • @nathanist1248
    @nathanist1248 4 роки тому +1220

    I’m scared that this guy might get Covid due to his old age, Let’s just hope he stays safe and healthy. Love you John.

    • @mustachk0bg998
      @mustachk0bg998 4 роки тому +62

      He wont get covid.he does not breathe

    • @giladtselniker8420
      @giladtselniker8420 4 роки тому +24

      You dont get covid because of age..

    • @giladtselniker8420
      @giladtselniker8420 4 роки тому +6

      @Mak Beast no, only the strength that it affects you is determined by your immune system

    • @plsnw820
      @plsnw820 4 роки тому +13

      This Is Eminem's Secret Dad

    • @loriumartinez
      @loriumartinez 4 роки тому +8

      He can roast covid in 15 words a second

  • @riley1049
    @riley1049 7 місяців тому

    From 2002-04, John was the announcer for Hollywood Squares (H2), with Jeffrey Tambor announcing some episodes.

  • @mariothedog2949
    @mariothedog2949 2 роки тому

    I like that the first commercial he ever did was for FedEx and the last scene in this video has a delivery truck driving towards the camera