Talking Fast With a Record-Setting Speed Talker

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  • Опубліковано 13 січ 2025

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  • @GreatBigStory
    @GreatBigStory  Рік тому +500

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  • @sdx3918
    @sdx3918 5 років тому +17364

    When you're ordering food but your battery is at 1%

  • @3boody_
    @3boody_ 4 роки тому +14910

    All jokes aside, this guy genuinely looks like a really fun person to talk and have a conversation with.

    • @vanaprasthaoutdoors7215
      @vanaprasthaoutdoors7215 4 роки тому +46

      Abdullah Sarwari look at his videos from the 80s

    • @kmagic11
      @kmagic11 4 роки тому +342

      all jokes til he starts roasting you in 11 words a second

    • @lyricghee
      @lyricghee 4 роки тому +72

      if you can catch up

    • @aidan-131
      @aidan-131 4 роки тому +12

      this is such a wholesome comment

    • @mannamedjared
      @mannamedjared 4 роки тому +22

      He will do the entire conversation himself before you manage to say a single word

  • @Herbivisionarie
    @Herbivisionarie 3 роки тому +8433

    This is the guy who explains the terms and conditions at the end of ads.

  • @hatred9427
    @hatred9427 2 роки тому +1303

    The fact that one day he decided to get his name on a book and ended up having his life set is incredible.

  • @thechezychez
    @thechezychez 4 роки тому +6185

    im actually surprised how he can just bring up a whole conversation without running out of words to say

  • @radicalonion4979
    @radicalonion4979 3 роки тому +8728

    Can we just appreciate how entertaining he is when he's telling stories

    • @sean6992
      @sean6992 3 роки тому +16

      Yes

    • @SilverRay2
      @SilverRay2 3 роки тому +23

      100% yes... imagine how enjoyable experience his children and grandchildren must be having with him being so entertaining..😊🤗

    • @patelnjapl3561
      @patelnjapl3561 3 роки тому +4

      @@SilverRay2 and fast

    • @syedhussain2151
      @syedhussain2151 3 роки тому

      Why not 🖤😏

    • @noone-ub4zn
      @noone-ub4zn 3 роки тому +1

      'can we just appreciate'

  • @CJ_1406
    @CJ_1406 3 роки тому +4656

    The guy who is making subtitles: Another day's work.

  • @Orpheusftw
    @Orpheusftw 2 роки тому +645

    What I found most interesting is that he _practiced_ the skill. I always kind of just figured it was one of those "you've got it, or you don't" deals.

    • @icanbreathe9161
      @icanbreathe9161 Рік тому +6

      Practice makes perfect

    • @cube4547
      @cube4547 Рік тому +31

      There's literally nothing like that. Whenever it seems like someone has natural abilities from birth that's just because that's exactly the impression they want to give.

    • @axeluwu3959
      @axeluwu3959 Рік тому +1

      @@cube4547 you're on the point, I really hate that, why someone wanna figure he's good without effort

    • @deontaeavila3514
      @deontaeavila3514 Рік тому +4

      ​@@cube4547what about people who can wiggle their ears?

    • @moarmosspatoproductions1475
      @moarmosspatoproductions1475 9 місяців тому +1

      The Skooks creator, spotted in the middle of a UA-cam comment section.

  • @Ikitsuu
    @Ikitsuu 5 років тому +10243

    This guy can say every insult he can before you can even say "ok boomer."

    • @squippites7356
      @squippites7356 5 років тому +70

      NO U

    • @egg69420
      @egg69420 5 років тому +106

      Ok boomer

    • @davidmunoz8171
      @davidmunoz8171 5 років тому +34

      @@squippites7356 Same, his username checks out.

    • @Anabe1l
      @Anabe1l 5 років тому +12

      Ayyyyyyy

    • @Ikitsuu
      @Ikitsuu 5 років тому +11

      @@Anabe1l ayyyyo wassup

  • @Mippyy
    @Mippyy 4 роки тому +4265

    Eminem: you arent even fast
    John: oh I wasnt rapping I was just talking

  • @balikaras
    @balikaras 3 роки тому +3191

    He is the most energetic old man I`ve ver seen

    • @EpicGamerr.
      @EpicGamerr. 3 роки тому +3

      @@ThisLeprechaunWrites okay then

    • @Phaedians
      @Phaedians 3 роки тому +3

      @@ThisLeprechaunWrites why

    • @cpfbeans
      @cpfbeans 3 роки тому

      @@ThisLeprechaunWrites oh

    • @trollgejr2984
      @trollgejr2984 3 роки тому

      @@ThisLeprechaunWrites Lol 🤣

    • @enderguardian7443
      @enderguardian7443 3 роки тому

      @@trollgejr2984 what did he say

  • @yourdad1367
    @yourdad1367 2 роки тому +182

    For anyone reading this, I suggest you slow the video down to 0.25x speed in the settings. In terms of his 11 words a second example, it still doesn’t sound like he’s really saying the words. But on his 7-8 word a second example, you can clearly hear him pronounce every single word. Very impressive.

    • @mrthanos2404
      @mrthanos2404 Рік тому +32

      I don’t think he can even physically do it with a clear pronunciation. The air doesn’t even have enough time to get out of his mouth before he has to close it again.

    • @OrdenJust
      @OrdenJust Рік тому +12

      If the 11-words-a-second example does not sound clearly enunciated at 025x speed, I wonder whether that is a just an artifact of UA-cam's audio capabilities. The sounds on my laptop are, after all, digitized and not analog.

    • @sirazurill4243
      @sirazurill4243 Рік тому +2

      I might be wrong but I think the 11 word per second take sounds off because the ball trying to follow what he’s saying is a little off.

    • @Loltroll8
      @Loltroll8 8 місяців тому

      also keep in mind, youtube video speed directly affects pitch, so the slower you make it the lower the pitch goes so that also adds to being unable to fully understand him at such speeds

    • @apotatoman4862
      @apotatoman4862 6 місяців тому +1

      @@Loltroll8 youtube video speed does not affect pitch it uses time stretching

  • @aureliabadica9520
    @aureliabadica9520 5 років тому +1944

    Wow i just watched his 1987 interview and i feel like a time traveler

    • @SomeOne-lx6ms
      @SomeOne-lx6ms 5 років тому +5

      Aurelia Badica ikr

    • @kel_lee
      @kel_lee 5 років тому +5

      That’s what I’m sayin😂

    • @wanderingg47
      @wanderingg47 5 років тому +6

      I'm surprised it was the same person, I was like "na the guy from 1987 was faster." only the check again and see that they are the same person xD

    • @gloriasenteno3270
      @gloriasenteno3270 5 років тому

      Lol

    • @Fehnickss
      @Fehnickss 5 років тому

      666 likes

  • @TylerZak-zr5hj
    @TylerZak-zr5hj 5 років тому +4775

    Eminem: I’m the fastest rapper
    John: *hold my hamlet book*

    • @mangoteelicht9272
      @mangoteelicht9272 5 років тому +26

      Eminem isn't even in the top 100

    • @xy710
      @xy710 5 років тому +15

      @@mangoteelicht9272 dumbass

    • @mangoteelicht9272
      @mangoteelicht9272 5 років тому +12

      @@black-my9qm Dude rebel xd, crucified, k-fix, dna tru lyricist, SplytSecond, outsider, leach, the jokerr, MC Rice, Mizury mize. Check out Underground choppers 6 you will see there are people who are faster. The best guy for this stuff is nahdah vebb, he made a top 100.

    • @czeeyanbatul3057
      @czeeyanbatul3057 5 років тому +4

      But john is not a rapper at all

    • @Y3llowBone
      @Y3llowBone 5 років тому +1

      Eminem got nothing on him lol

  • @nutbutter
    @nutbutter 5 років тому +26676

    This guy is faster than my wifi

  • @rptrmacct
    @rptrmacct 3 роки тому +2292

    Glad to see this guy is still going strong after all these years.

    • @hanbigim
      @hanbigim 3 роки тому +5

      yes

    • @jmodified
      @jmodified 3 роки тому +43

      He was only about 27 years old when he did that FedEx commercial, but looked 45.

    • @monkey3964
      @monkey3964 2 роки тому +2

      He’s dead

    • @abelcompany1556
      @abelcompany1556 2 роки тому

      @@monkey3964 lol he's still alive

    • @OfLanceTheLonginus
      @OfLanceTheLonginus 2 роки тому

      @@monkey3964 you’re dead

  • @janetarmstrong79
    @janetarmstrong79 5 років тому +3019

    Kid: dad can I have a bedtime story
    Dad: ok.....
    Kids: dad where are you going!
    Dad: what I’ve just read you Macbeth

    • @NosyShk
      @NosyShk 5 років тому +2

      Ahahaha lmao

    • @MrPiggybossin
      @MrPiggybossin 5 років тому +12

      Josh651 Pro ?

    • @TopBagon
      @TopBagon 5 років тому +25

      @@josh651pro6 who tf u wooshin'? LMAO

    • @NosyShk
      @NosyShk 5 років тому +11

      @@josh651pro6 bruh who you wooshing

    • @SagMestKing
      @SagMestKing 5 років тому +6

      @@josh651pro6 r/woooooooosh

  • @linknator
    @linknator 4 роки тому +1098

    At the end he said “it’s our little secret” exposes it to 12 million people.

    • @minatonamikaze8209
      @minatonamikaze8209 4 роки тому +10

      want me to give you advice for becoming the 8th hokage

    • @eilyasshafie5030
      @eilyasshafie5030 4 роки тому +5

      I HATE YOU ICE AGE BABY

    • @moved4462
      @moved4462 4 роки тому

      ice baby is cute >:0

    • @ianawad365
      @ianawad365 4 роки тому

      Minato Namikaze nah that’s for konahamaru go fuck urself minato

    • @ediguess
      @ediguess 4 роки тому

      Bøxıca wtf

  • @christopherlucas4620
    @christopherlucas4620 2 роки тому +131

    I would LOVE to talk to this guy, just for a minute. His story is amazing. Plus he was literally part of my childhood.

    • @Centermass762
      @Centermass762 Рік тому +5

      I can still picture everyone in class trying to write notes with papers flying everywhere as he talks and Screech writing with both hands. 🤣

    • @Spider-of-death
      @Spider-of-death Рік тому +2

      I would love to talk LIKE this guy

  • @TheGalacticKnight
    @TheGalacticKnight 4 роки тому +7104

    So he is the one talks about the side effects in medicine commercials.

    • @nojumper01
      @nojumper01 4 роки тому +35

      GamerX 255 lol

    • @randomdumbass7231
      @randomdumbass7231 4 роки тому +120

      It's him except slowed down so you can understand what he is saying

    • @kyzr899
      @kyzr899 4 роки тому +16

      ROBOCOP GAMING Try 0,75 He talks like a normal human talks

    • @emmamist4514
      @emmamist4514 4 роки тому +6

      Keyzar22 no FASTTTTTT

    • @leafext
      @leafext 4 роки тому +5

      no

  • @hafsa_99
    @hafsa_99 4 роки тому +3324

    How every teacher talks when your trying to take notes

  • @missywiley3140
    @missywiley3140 5 років тому +2473

    Sign language interpreters would have a time interpreting him.

    • @vgcc9723
      @vgcc9723 5 років тому +50

      I would love to see someone trying to do sign language to that or simultaneous interpreting into another language.
      It would be so cool.

    • @sunnybunny1209
      @sunnybunny1209 5 років тому +83

      Prolly looks like naruto hand signals lmao

    • @ryutyga9946
      @ryutyga9946 5 років тому +2

      @@sunnybunny1209 lol i bet it would..;)

    • @120_mohamadrifqinaufal4
      @120_mohamadrifqinaufal4 5 років тому +2

      You should see sign language interpreter for Eminem's rap god live

    • @BudgetMow
      @BudgetMow 5 років тому +1

      Have u seen the interpreter that was in Eminem's rap god concert ? Check her out

  • @KSN324
    @KSN324 Рік тому +22

    The fact that this video has subtitles makes this 10x better.

  • @admiralpp
    @admiralpp 5 років тому +1764

    Me: *is about to die*
    Killer: any last words
    Me:

  • @allandejesusjr.1722
    @allandejesusjr.1722 3 роки тому +1692

    Imagine him being a teacher:
    Enters the room*
    "Good Morning Class"
    30 seconds later*
    "That's the end of our discussion, see you tomorrow."

    • @REEEPROGRAM
      @REEEPROGRAM 3 роки тому +83

      Now imagine him as the captain of the plane
      "attention passangers.."
      10 seconds later
      "... Sit back and relax"

    • @birdboy16
      @birdboy16 3 роки тому +19

      That would be my favorite class

    • @evog35viii
      @evog35viii 3 роки тому +26

      Good luck trying to take down notes.

    • @yaya_pagan
      @yaya_pagan 3 роки тому +16

      He wrote a book called ten minute university so he could be your teacher

    • @SuperFlashDriver
      @SuperFlashDriver 3 роки тому +4

      @@REEEPROGRAM XDDDDD

  • @hasnaraahmed7853
    @hasnaraahmed7853 3 роки тому +2349

    Imagine him being the kid in class that never stops talking

    • @diaochan7506
      @diaochan7506 3 роки тому +26

      I have a classmate like that she talk speed and cringe sound like a rat. Sofunny.

    • @omegatone4557
      @omegatone4557 3 роки тому +8

      @@diaochan7506 how does one sound like a rat

    • @clara4738
      @clara4738 3 роки тому +8

      @@omegatone4557 idk screeching sounds ig

    • @omegatone4557
      @omegatone4557 3 роки тому +6

      @@clara4738 never heard one screech

    • @arnavakula9797
      @arnavakula9797 3 роки тому

      They say girls talk 2,000 more words than, that’s a lie

  • @SenetTheSnek
    @SenetTheSnek 2 роки тому +24

    Perfect role for Blurr. Thank you John for your hard work within the Transformers series

  • @OmicronGaming
    @OmicronGaming 4 роки тому +9633

    droppin bars before droppin bars existed

  • @bromine8494
    @bromine8494 5 років тому +1401

    Eminem: I beginning to feel like a rap go-
    This guy: step aside child

    • @nenolaura2199
      @nenolaura2199 5 років тому +48

      @Ozone Good Joke

    • @TCHICKIBRAXD
      @TCHICKIBRAXD 5 років тому +11

      @Ozone ok boomer

    • @TCHICKIBRAXD
      @TCHICKIBRAXD 4 роки тому +9

      @Ozone ok boomer

    • @feridebexheti5277
      @feridebexheti5277 4 роки тому +4

      @Ozone that's the joke boomer.

    • @zenthaa
      @zenthaa 4 роки тому +4

      @Ozone it's a joke. Why is it so hard for boomers to get a joke 😂

  • @SubscribersWithoutAnyVid-lt3vy
    @SubscribersWithoutAnyVid-lt3vy 7 років тому +12437

    When the teacher’s giving instructions to the class and you don't pay attention for 1 second

    • @oscarrasmussen7154
      @oscarrasmussen7154 7 років тому +49

      10,000 Subscribers Without Any Videos TRUUUEEE! Btw Nice getting 18k without vids ;)

    • @Wolf-dw3rn
      @Wolf-dw3rn 7 років тому +27

      10,000 Subscribers Without Any Videos did you're everywhere 😂

    • @brunovsky_
      @brunovsky_ 7 років тому +8

      1 nanosecond*

    • @jadenjohnson6206
      @jadenjohnson6206 7 років тому +10

      10,000 Subscribers Without Any Videos I see you everywhere

    • @melodramatic4085
      @melodramatic4085 7 років тому +3

      Wow I haven't seen you in a hot minute.

  • @tiberiusG
    @tiberiusG 7 місяців тому +7

    Not only to have this talent, but also the intelligence to develop an understanding of how to market it effectively, as well as the social skills to sell yourself so damn well. This guy has it all.

  • @continue7934
    @continue7934 5 років тому +4615

    *Top 10 people Eminem is afraid to diss.*

    • @amishmeatball4476
      @amishmeatball4476 5 років тому +64

      Golden Milk Top 1 person Eminem is afraid to diss.

    • @ArezinaM
      @ArezinaM 5 років тому +8

      @@amishmeatball4476 nah bro

    • @james03pearce
      @james03pearce 5 років тому +3

      ArezinaM oh yeah yeah

    • @ArezinaM
      @ArezinaM 5 років тому +2

      @@james03pearce oh yeah yeah

    • @Tmtrainer69
      @Tmtrainer69 5 років тому +5

      So cringe

  • @allanqueme4608
    @allanqueme4608 4 роки тому +3738

    EMINEM: I fear no man
    John: *exists*
    EMINEM: but that thing, it scares me...

  • @SShiJie
    @SShiJie 6 років тому +2644

    I'm pretty sure this guy is the commercial guy at the end who says all the disclaimers
    "We are not responsible for any injuries lhlrvo2f51ljw6jl5wlhh5qo"

    • @dramatime7739
      @dramatime7739 6 років тому +12

      😂😂

    • @MoreMoreMori
      @MoreMoreMori 6 років тому +6

      Of course .__.

    • @gl-jp8up
      @gl-jp8up 6 років тому +4

      ShiJie 12311 this comment deserves 2k likes bruh

    • @NebulousNova
      @NebulousNova 6 років тому +1

      ShiJie 12311 so true lol

    • @Kang-et2xs
      @Kang-et2xs 6 років тому

      ShiJie 12311 yeees

  • @rogerbarrett1979
    @rogerbarrett1979 2 роки тому +38

    I remember him from the late 80s. Last time I saw him was in late December 1988. He was working as some anchorman. Of course I don't remember what channel. I also remember him doing a Micro Machines commercial in summer '88.

  • @barrymccockner3683
    @barrymccockner3683 7 років тому +9979

    Is this who they use on the prescription medicine commercials?

    • @ernestty8465
      @ernestty8465 7 років тому +88

      Killergill 02 thats actually funny

    • @vannesaaaaa
      @vannesaaaaa 7 років тому +16

      Killergill 02 lol

    • @iescapedtheasylum2015
      @iescapedtheasylum2015 7 років тому +14

      Sergio Buryy DEAD

    • @souptopia
      @souptopia 7 років тому +100

      “Side effects may include...
      *itchyeyes,rashes,projectile vomiting,explosivediareah,lossofhearing,hallucinations,siezures,ordeath* pleasecontactyoursocrororphysiciantoseeifthisproductisforyou

    • @gfuelsoccermom5307
      @gfuelsoccermom5307 7 років тому +5

      Ikr

  • @insertname3293
    @insertname3293 5 років тому +1346

    Sonic: *You're too slow!*
    Moschitta: *Are you sure about that?*

  • @s6leh
    @s6leh 6 років тому +796

    *when there's only 20 seconds of class left and the teacher says we can't leave until we finish*

    • @saviralarasati9514
      @saviralarasati9514 6 років тому

      TRUE OMG

    • @chaddysalright8493
      @chaddysalright8493 6 років тому

      Amirable lol

    • @disco.jellyfish
      @disco.jellyfish 6 років тому +1

      eventhough in truth we can...
      Yeah, good old times...

    • @lilboota4133
      @lilboota4133 6 років тому

      I was ur 500 like....u prolly don’t care but so true

    • @Niz15
      @Niz15 6 років тому +3

      Then that one idiot raises his hand cuz he has a question

  • @dominiccervantes9193
    @dominiccervantes9193 2 роки тому +2

    oh my God finally I found this talented and lovely man, Mr Moschitta I remember you in the 80s commercials, please receive my love from México I love you sir !

  • @tvlogs7410
    @tvlogs7410 5 років тому +1533

    1:10
    The voice matches so perfectly with her face

    • @InstantNameOfficial
      @InstantNameOfficial 5 років тому +11

      You probably never spend your time around girls or woman. But okay.
      (Sarcasm)

    • @atomic5989
      @atomic5989 5 років тому +23

      JK nah it sounds about right

    • @bobross8352
      @bobross8352 5 років тому +1

      I agree

    • @scottslater4971
      @scottslater4971 5 років тому +1

      I mean it’s so post to

    • @tasnimtb
      @tasnimtb 5 років тому +1

      wow it does

  • @dbl_dylan7625
    @dbl_dylan7625 5 років тому +1684

    Me: What's the wifi password?
    Friend: Its on the back of the router.
    The back of the router: 1:45

  • @zzaayan
    @zzaayan 4 роки тому +440

    This guy is like the person that talks about all the side-effects at the end of a commercial

  • @kagemaru259
    @kagemaru259 2 роки тому +21

    I first knew him as the voice of Blurr in the original Transformers when I was a kid back in the 80s but back then and to this day he’s always going to be the Micro Machines Man.

  • @alexcumin1479
    @alexcumin1479 4 роки тому +803

    Being able to talk this fast without errors is soo epic

  • @sacredbolero
    @sacredbolero 5 років тому +1324

    We will lose this guy one day. And it will be a tragic day.

    • @MemeRaider
      @MemeRaider 5 років тому +31

      Just like Stephen Hawking and Stan Lee

    • @SadeTheCrazyEbony
      @SadeTheCrazyEbony 4 роки тому +27

      @@MemeRaider stan Lee was a legend and I absolutely cried so hard when he died and I'm only 12.

    • @Nero-lx2gs
      @Nero-lx2gs 4 роки тому

      impossible happiness so ur 14ish years old

    • @SadeTheCrazyEbony
      @SadeTheCrazyEbony 4 роки тому

      @@Nero-lx2gs nope I'm 12 lol.

    • @SadeTheCrazyEbony
      @SadeTheCrazyEbony 4 роки тому

      @@Nero-lx2gs when he died I think I was what... 9? Idk lol.

  • @kennytee6882
    @kennytee6882 4 роки тому +892

    *Girl:* "Daddy, can you read me a bedtime story"
    *Dad:* "Ok sweetie. OncueponatimeGoldilockasddfsdjfjasdjsjdjdjasdjjjsdfkjndkjvndksjnckjsnlnlkkskkdkasdjkscdcdnlsnjsdnkjnvkfnkjsndiiojsdalsw. The End...now go to sleep"
    *Girl:* ๏_๏

    • @nightmime8397
      @nightmime8397 4 роки тому +5

      xD

    • @TheWiseDucky
      @TheWiseDucky 4 роки тому +9

      LOL her chilhood

    • @hypermaeonyx4969
      @hypermaeonyx4969 4 роки тому +5

      WHY IS YOUR COMMENT SO FUNNY AND YOU NAME IS FUNNY AND YOUR LITERAL PICTURE IS FUNNY

    • @SHARPOASIS
      @SHARPOASIS 4 роки тому +4

      Zahed Latheef Fr she learned about the birds and the bees in less than .5 seconds

    • @kennytee6882
      @kennytee6882 4 роки тому +3

      D0nut W0lf123 my life is a comedy I suppose

  • @ingesexton811
    @ingesexton811 3 роки тому +56

    I remember watching him when I was a kid in the 80s. I wanted to learn how to talk as fast as him, so bad!

  • @fallingbed1
    @fallingbed1 4 роки тому +3449

    1:44 put rap god over this

    • @praisephe
      @praisephe 4 роки тому +74

      1:47

    • @Scp-wh2qe
      @Scp-wh2qe 4 роки тому +6

      U again

    • @ManaSamaLover.
      @ManaSamaLover. 4 роки тому +5

      LMAO YEA

    • @rhizzgful
      @rhizzgful 4 роки тому +6

      Wait a minute why did it play when i hovered over the comment
      *ARE THEY TRACKING ME*

    • @cheese-y1y
      @cheese-y1y 4 роки тому +1

      Wait a min I saw you on another vid

  • @razorbladeisaac912
    @razorbladeisaac912 5 років тому +517

    Fast talking guy: *talks so fast*
    Me: My understanding
    Me: jwhewnfifuehebrifuguehrktifegiehr
    My Brain: *yes*

    • @Amongus-ug7dq
      @Amongus-ug7dq 5 років тому +2

      I agree

    • @Geo.220
      @Geo.220 5 років тому +4

      Yup

    • @level_foxy9895
      @level_foxy9895 5 років тому +1

      I put it to 2x the speed and it's even more
      jwhewnfifuehebrifuquehrktifegiehr

    • @dommonek
      @dommonek 5 років тому

      level _foxy did u literally copy each gibberish letter that he said

    • @razorbladeisaac912
      @razorbladeisaac912 5 років тому

      @@dommonek yes he did😂

  • @taizu55
    @taizu55 4 роки тому +674

    *The man who says "batteries not included" in ads:*

    • @CurryChickenAndPotatoes
      @CurryChickenAndPotatoes 4 роки тому +2

      frr

    • @rmobilezero7425
      @rmobilezero7425 3 роки тому

      *

    • @krimzonn
      @krimzonn 3 роки тому +3

      Each action figure sold separately

    • @deiselslick5275
      @deiselslick5275 3 роки тому

      lol

    • @3229dan
      @3229dan 3 роки тому

      If you want to order, please find a store near you or go to any online store. Symptoms include (lots of symptoms here). For more information, please call (number here) for our support. That's (same number here). Each product sold separately. The (company here), Inc. is not responsible for any symptoms as indicated. If any of them happens, please go to the nearest hospital or clinic and consult the doctor immediately.

  • @AnymMusic
    @AnymMusic Рік тому +1

    every once in a while I remember he exists and look him up. Every time it's a delight

  • @nathanist1248
    @nathanist1248 4 роки тому +1213

    I’m scared that this guy might get Covid due to his old age, Let’s just hope he stays safe and healthy. Love you John.

    • @mustachk0bg998
      @mustachk0bg998 4 роки тому +62

      He wont get covid.he does not breathe

    • @giladtselniker8420
      @giladtselniker8420 4 роки тому +24

      You dont get covid because of age..

    • @giladtselniker8420
      @giladtselniker8420 4 роки тому +6

      @Mak Beast no, only the strength that it affects you is determined by your immune system

    • @plsnw820
      @plsnw820 4 роки тому +13

      This Is Eminem's Secret Dad

    • @loriumartinez
      @loriumartinez 4 роки тому +8

      He can roast covid in 15 words a second

  • @Qossyou
    @Qossyou 5 років тому +2183

    Eminem:
    Finally! A worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!

    • @jamly8515
      @jamly8515 5 років тому +30

      Kung Fu Panda: Tai Lung sentence?

    • @Zemog23
      @Zemog23 5 років тому +2

      Jam Ly yep

    • @yuyuyuyuyu2556
      @yuyuyuyuyu2556 5 років тому +5

      Bullet Tooth *cough* *cough* Agust D *cough* is a worthy opponent *cough* *cough*

    • @mallikai7746
      @mallikai7746 5 років тому +1

      @@jamly8515 Master Lu Wei: Meet the new rapper warrior
      All rappers: NANI!?

    • @LinhNguyen.
      @LinhNguyen. 5 років тому +1

      I figt with eminem because “nap god”

  • @makimiramhlun175
    @makimiramhlun175 4 роки тому +622

    Just imagine him praying he would say Amen say so fast that the whole family would just laugh....lol

    • @isaiahbaker2002
      @isaiahbaker2002 4 роки тому +8

      Like you.

    • @cedrick25
      @cedrick25 4 роки тому +4

      He could literally read a random page in the bible and everyone would think it's a prayer because his words are incomprehensible for me lol

    • @benedictusaryasatya6761
      @benedictusaryasatya6761 2 роки тому +2

      Even God probably doesnt got a word from his pray

    • @JatPhenshllem
      @JatPhenshllem 2 роки тому

      @@benedictusaryasatya6761 "When you say my name, I expect it worth my time. Come back when yiu're serious"

  • @arxe_d3505
    @arxe_d3505 2 роки тому +11

    I could talk to this guy for hours, he’s just that kind of guy.

  • @blackcrewmate8272
    @blackcrewmate8272 4 роки тому +3287

    Plot twist: That's Eminem's Grandpa.

  • @cerettistormi7510
    @cerettistormi7510 5 років тому +568

    1:45 me explaining to my teacher why I was late

  • @derriluu
    @derriluu 7 років тому +672

    When ur mom says u have 2 seconds to explain wtf u did.

  • @dearcole123
    @dearcole123 Рік тому +6

    I like this guy’s sense of humor 😅
    You can’t take yourself too seriously in this life. You have to be able to laugh.

  • @tyclone6266
    @tyclone6266 6 років тому +774

    Eminem: I am the fastest rapper in the world!
    John: Hold my beer

    • @tyclone6266
      @tyclone6266 5 років тому +15

      @@andrewmiller2971 It feels great

    • @spxnneret2981
      @spxnneret2981 5 років тому +10

      @@andrewmiller2971 your parents are cousins

    • @cxtiie.y
      @cxtiie.y 5 років тому +1

      @@andrewmiller2971 Your the LOSER! Dont treat people like they have no Emotions. HOW DOES IT FEEL LOSER?!

    • @baiter660
      @baiter660 5 років тому

      Ruining the joke but, John isn't a rapper.

    • @a.k.a.justdreamcatcher8750
      @a.k.a.justdreamcatcher8750 5 років тому +1

      Andrew Miller 73 now

  • @sonjyson5614
    @sonjyson5614 5 років тому +2502

    Whos here after watching the younger version of him?

  • @kiwikiwi2483
    @kiwikiwi2483 5 років тому +1092

    *Video on 2x speed*
    Perfectly balanced as all things should be.

    • @abdusp1619
      @abdusp1619 5 років тому +8

      It makes no sense

    • @calebjackson
      @calebjackson 5 років тому +2

      Kiwi Kiwi huh

    • @eli-ti5um
      @eli-ti5um 5 років тому +3

      Harun Pekcan cause he’s old and slower

    • @WatercraftGames
      @WatercraftGames 5 років тому +4

      @@abdusp1619 r/woooosh

    • @catconfirmed1896
      @catconfirmed1896 5 років тому +4

      Kiwi Kiwi your profile picture is cursed... a kiwi kiwi bird

  • @MulletSuperman
    @MulletSuperman 2 роки тому +3

    I'm so glad that Blurr from Transformers the Movie was my introduction to this man

  • @luckyrage1000
    @luckyrage1000 5 років тому +1056

    This is how every teacher talk when your taking a note😂

    • @snetxilb4055
      @snetxilb4055 5 років тому +2

      ahah true

    • @AuroraVeil_
      @AuroraVeil_ 5 років тому +33

      Stolen comment from the video where this guy sings a Michael Jackson song smh

    • @zikeriasmith8630
      @zikeriasmith8630 5 років тому +2

      I swear facts 💯

    • @1ivannthegreat
      @1ivannthegreat 5 років тому +2

      More like from people that Annoy you so much in your life. ( especially family members)

    • @dragonriderxx7yt268
      @dragonriderxx7yt268 5 років тому +3

      Why is this so relatable lol

  • @suunflourrr2720
    @suunflourrr2720 5 років тому +346

    Imagine working at a pizza place and then he called with 1% battery on his phone.

    • @Nefare1781
      @Nefare1781 5 років тому +8

      He would not be able to finish a sentence before His phone decided to commit suicide in mere seconds.

    • @Eddy-nn7wj
      @Eddy-nn7wj 5 років тому +4

      @@Nefare1781 thats potentially at least 22 words

    • @heavenly_spears7954
      @heavenly_spears7954 5 років тому +2

      He can do 11 words a second so he might be able to finish in time

    • @patrickisastar
      @patrickisastar 5 років тому

      copy right from eminems video

  • @c.marshall3064
    @c.marshall3064 5 років тому +1810

    He talks faster than I can run

    • @YouTugas
      @YouTugas 5 років тому +17

      How would you compare both. 1 word per second equals 1 meter per second?

    • @draff1107
      @draff1107 5 років тому +10

      @@YouTugas r/whoosh

    • @YouTugas
      @YouTugas 5 років тому +15

      @@draff1107 how is that even r/woosh?

    • @basiobfz1246
      @basiobfz1246 5 років тому +8

      JAPL it means that you took the joke seriously

    • @YouTugas
      @YouTugas 5 років тому +11

      @@basiobfz1246 nah I didn't, I was just curious how that worked.... It seemed non sense, still does

  • @hitokage4
    @hitokage4 19 днів тому +1

    He just seems like a genuinely fun and nice guy. He made me smile several times!

  • @bachlamtung5131
    @bachlamtung5131 5 років тому +541

    Express your life in 1 minute
    John: “Hold my beer”

  • @adderz8619
    @adderz8619 7 років тому +1648

    I love this guy,so funny! Bet he's AWESOME to have a conversation with!

    • @davida6919
      @davida6919 6 років тому +4

      Adderz B a very thrilling conversation lol

    • @bigjudah3179
      @bigjudah3179 6 років тому +1

      Ddaaaaammmnnnn

    • @jonathanlim1521
      @jonathanlim1521 6 років тому +1

      And it'd be one of the shortest ones too...

    • @Riullesce
      @Riullesce 6 років тому

      Yeah. I'm sure it is.

    • @wackybrothers6929
      @wackybrothers6929 6 років тому

      Hi bye and that’s all u get from the talk

  • @JeanFeratu
    @JeanFeratu 4 роки тому +637

    He raps faster that all the "rappers" these days

  • @beasthunt
    @beasthunt Рік тому +6

    I remember all of the commercials. This guy has an absolute ton of personality.

  • @ToneAlone
    @ToneAlone 5 років тому +1291

    This guy sounds like he would be on a Toy's commercial that doesnt includes batteries.

    • @SadeTheCrazyEbony
      @SadeTheCrazyEbony 4 роки тому +8

      Lmao oh yeah. How do those people talk so fast

    • @ArpPlays
      @ArpPlays 4 роки тому +3

      @FizZeldWOW ITS LIKE HES DOING A JOKE

    • @TucoTrucos
      @TucoTrucos 4 роки тому

      @@ArpPlays COULD IT BE?!!?!!??

    • @parkodi1942
      @parkodi1942 4 роки тому

      ok ok boomer

    • @nuthin2du
      @nuthin2du 4 роки тому

      @@Timmyliam r/whoooosh

  • @ibrahimalomani1264
    @ibrahimalomani1264 6 років тому +518

    He looks like a fun grandpa to have

    • @creatroyer2701
      @creatroyer2701 6 років тому +26

      *until he starts giving you a whole history of the world in seconds....*

    • @ibrahimalomani1264
      @ibrahimalomani1264 6 років тому +10

      I wouldn’t mind that

    • @redoverdrivetheunstoppable4637
      @redoverdrivetheunstoppable4637 6 років тому +4

      he will not only stop you from hurting yourself in the immediate, he will also explain why till to the reason of life

  • @SamvitAgarwal
    @SamvitAgarwal 6 років тому +1950

    Watch this at 2x the speed

  • @Mr_WallyWallington
    @Mr_WallyWallington Місяць тому +3

    Thats the guy who talks after every commercial

  • @kafantaris5989
    @kafantaris5989 5 років тому +4724

    Eminem: i am the fastest rapper
    A normal FedEx guy :Hold my orange juice boi
    Thx for all these likes

    • @jacygunderson3198
      @jacygunderson3198 5 років тому +26

      A normal FedEx guy: hold my hamlet book

    • @mohammadrizwan687
      @mohammadrizwan687 5 років тому +3

      No I like hammer my hammer 🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨

    • @magnus3014
      @magnus3014 5 років тому +5

      Eminem is not the fastest rapper lol.

    • @wuscopez8112
      @wuscopez8112 5 років тому +2

      Hold my package

    • @user-qv8gl7zj4t
      @user-qv8gl7zj4t 5 років тому

      Corn ball

  • @jgenard
    @jgenard 5 років тому +265

    Also seems like an incredibly nice and charming guy!

  • @darknecroninja3443
    @darknecroninja3443 6 років тому +352

    Eminem: I can spit most words in shortest time.
    This guy: Hehe nice try Kiddo

    • @Tyy3989
      @Tyy3989 5 років тому

      @@sparrow1284 in your opinion he might not be fast, but he is the greatest lyricist in the world.

    • @mangoteelicht9272
      @mangoteelicht9272 5 років тому

      @@Tyy3989 that has nothing to do with this video. Also you should've said interchopper

  • @litgal783
    @litgal783 2 роки тому +7

    This was so funny! Someone mentioned him in class talking his head off. I am a teacher and we could get through a novel 90% faster with him reading. LOL!!

  • @xendurr8180
    @xendurr8180 6 років тому +676

    But the one thing they didn't tell us was, he was Eminem's private tutor.

    • @maul5842
      @maul5842 6 років тому

      Xendurr he was!

  • @fellitaatmadjaja1669
    @fellitaatmadjaja1669 6 років тому +111

    I love this guy, he looks like a really fun guy.

  • @МурадАппазов
    @МурадАппазов 5 років тому +1074

    1:45 set 0.25x speed. I cant hear no words except the last one

    • @Goohizaus
      @Goohizaus 5 років тому +32

      It still sounds funny

    • @66runtz
      @66runtz 5 років тому +1

      Same

    • @Zetsuke4
      @Zetsuke4 5 років тому +2

      No because his mouth movements are messed he wasnt saying words

    • @understandable5779
      @understandable5779 5 років тому +11

      *PuH pEh PaH puH*

    • @androman7773
      @androman7773 5 років тому +14

      Set it to 2x, maybe will be better

  • @juanluiscruzgomez8685
    @juanluiscruzgomez8685 22 дні тому +2

    1:19 it would have been perfect if he finished with: "I'm the Scatman!"

  • @rgbordini1
    @rgbordini1 3 роки тому +522

    1:45 I was waiting him to shout: "I'M SCATMAN"

  • @Sol-sc6il
    @Sol-sc6il 4 роки тому +1471

    Filipino Parents:
    "ARE YOU CHALLENGING ME?"

    • @conmanalbuquerque3116
      @conmanalbuquerque3116 4 роки тому +31

      haha. so fucking funny. jesus i died of laughter. i love you

    • @bertrandsy9179
      @bertrandsy9179 4 роки тому +38

      My mom raps when shes mad at me lol 😂

    • @aRAf7382
      @aRAf7382 4 роки тому +7

      Wow

    • @Sol-sc6il
      @Sol-sc6il 4 роки тому +7

      @@conmanalbuquerque3116 LMAO

    • @conmanalbuquerque3116
      @conmanalbuquerque3116 4 роки тому +21

      @@Sol-sc6il yes. your humor is so legendary i could make a religion of you. you are the god of laughter. whenever you laughing my ass off i also laughing my ass off. i will always simp for you. have my entire college life savings.

  • @cez_kor
    @cez_kor 4 роки тому +538

    "Peter Pipe- pprpprprpprprprptprprprprprprrp PICKED!" yeah, i can do it too

  • @BloodWolf2005
    @BloodWolf2005 Рік тому +2

    This guy was interviewed on 60 Minutes. He told his life story, and the TV station had to show commercials for the last 59 minutes.

  • @elf6499
    @elf6499 3 роки тому +1007

    Eminem has actually been real quiet when this video dropped. Quite literally

    • @mrmiscellaneous105
      @mrmiscellaneous105 2 роки тому +15

      Well, he's released 2.5 albums and also participated in a number of collabs, so he hasn't exactly been quiet since this video dropped.

    • @Coolrecords567
      @Coolrecords567 2 роки тому +21

      @@mrmiscellaneous105 ugh here we go again with taking jokes literally

    • @mrmiscellaneous105
      @mrmiscellaneous105 2 роки тому +31

      @@Coolrecords567 Well, the original comment said his joke should be taken "literally", so I might as well respond in kind.

    • @whyiseverysinglehandletaken2
      @whyiseverysinglehandletaken2 2 роки тому +2

      @@mrmiscellaneous105 well you aren't wrong

    • @Arknjoyer
      @Arknjoyer 2 роки тому +1

      @@Coolrecords567 you sure did lose that argument fast

  • @SarcasticDragonGaming
    @SarcasticDragonGaming 5 років тому +545

    Yo! This is the guy from the “Guy sings Michael Jackson’s BAD in 20 seconds” video!

  • @michaelwelps6607
    @michaelwelps6607 4 роки тому +393

    Eminem: I'm the rap GODzilla
    This man: Hold my breath

    • @QubanMissile
      @QubanMissile 4 роки тому +6

      Detus Feletus also eminem: *laughs in 7 lungs

    • @jrkdnd
      @jrkdnd 4 роки тому

      This man is faster
      But Eminem can do it longer

  • @Coldz-l6m
    @Coldz-l6m 11 місяців тому +2

    "Sir can you repeat your order again please?"

  • @MissArtieCraftie
    @MissArtieCraftie 6 років тому +249

    i remember him from saved by the bell. i actually thought the footage was sped up.... now i know it was real time!

    • @MrSamer83
      @MrSamer83 6 років тому +1

      Terrible Testaverde!!!

    • @candac6251
      @candac6251 6 років тому +2

      Oh. I didn't know that was him. I thought it was just him. I remember that, though.

  • @JoelDV
    @JoelDV 5 років тому +364

    Worlds fastest talker: starts talking very fast
    Subtitles: I think iam about to puke

    • @canesusieemmy
      @canesusieemmy 5 років тому +1

      Joel D.V. Lmaooo 😂

    • @NateROCKS112
      @NateROCKS112 5 років тому

      His 11 words a second are too fast for the video itself, even

  • @uainjansun
    @uainjansun 4 роки тому +439

    Isn't this the guy who sang bad by Michael Jackson in 20 seconds

    • @staceelashley4611
      @staceelashley4611 4 роки тому +10

      abdiel miranda Yeah

    • @dr.smitadubey267
      @dr.smitadubey267 4 роки тому +8

      Yes he is

    • @sage131
      @sage131 4 роки тому

      nah

    • @Binerrrr
      @Binerrrr 4 роки тому +14

      @@sage131 actually. Since he grew older and older, his looks wont look familiar as before. But, the voice will remain the same. Sometimes

    • @applepie1272
      @applepie1272 4 роки тому +1

      He is

  • @JXFlores_Customs
    @JXFlores_Customs 2 роки тому +9

    This sounds like the guy who talks about the side effects, terms of conditions, and basically anything else like that in commercials.

  • @brendanburnham3723
    @brendanburnham3723 7 років тому +112

    "Cause if they cant understand me, I dont get the big bucks! " hahhaah

  • @User64130
    @User64130 5 років тому +1593

    John: I'm the world's fastest talker.
    Jojo: hold my orange juice.

    • @natethegreat3165
      @natethegreat3165 5 років тому +5

      Oxel_995 i dont get it, im supposed to arent i

    • @beanus9471
      @beanus9471 5 років тому +42

      ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAOROAORA

    • @beanus9471
      @beanus9471 5 років тому +24

      Oh wait wrong Jojo.

    • @amadorciego7500
      @amadorciego7500 5 років тому +2

      @@beanus9471 yes.

    • @terryfang
      @terryfang 5 років тому +2

      JoJo Siwa lol

  • @kingcharlesalonzo3065
    @kingcharlesalonzo3065 3 роки тому +3598

    fun fact: eminem was scared when he heard this.

    • @IshowSongNames
      @IshowSongNames 3 роки тому +7

      😆

    • @yahyashaikh7151
      @yahyashaikh7151 3 роки тому +35

      But the thing is eminem is the only dude who can talk fast and actually be intelligible if u slow down the audio

    • @housesports000
      @housesports000 3 роки тому +17

      @@yahyashaikh7151 because he doesn’t talk as super fast as this guy gets sometimes in this video

    • @IITfanaticsYT
      @IITfanaticsYT 3 роки тому

      O

    • @shiweolshibi
      @shiweolshibi 3 роки тому +1

      @@yahyashaikh7151 nah

  • @Artcat932
    @Artcat932 2 роки тому +1

    He sounds like he’d try to sell me a used car, hosts a talkshow on the radio, a sleazy businessman who wants to convince me to join his MLM, and the next door uncle who wants to teach me the meaning of life.