I'm not forcing this but I have the most true important information/fact to tell you that you need to believe in. We all are sinners and we must get punished for all of our sins by spending eternity in hell, but God sent Christ, his only Son to take the penalty for all of our sins instead by dying on the cross to save us from going to hell and so we can have eternal life with Christ and God in his kingdom. On the third day after Christ died, Christ rose back from the dead. Christ ascended to heaven and he will come back for his chosen ones and take them to heaven. God bless you and have a good day😁
When i see this guy perform, at first i don't laugh, and sort of buy into the story. Than it keeps on adding and adding with a straight face, never losing persona or character until the situation is so surreal. And all of a sudden i get an explosive unstoppable laughter i just can't stop!
I'm not forcing this but I have the most true important information/fact to tell you that you need to believe in. We all are sinners and we must get punished for all of our sins by spending eternity in hell, but God sent Christ, his only Son to take the penalty for all of our sins instead by dying on the cross to save us from going to hell and so we can have eternal life with Christ and God in his kingdom. On the third day after Christ died, Christ rose back from the dead. Christ ascended to heaven and he will come back for his chosen ones and take them to heaven. God bless you and have a good day😁
I always watch his videos before I sleep that is why I was surprised he really performed in AGT. At first I thought, it was a fake video but when he said fastest reader, damn that was really him.
The confidence on his face after finishing the books was legendary Honestly, my wife came into the room to look if everything is ok with me, while watching this masterpiece. Greetings from Germany
Thank you Nigeria for endless entertainment. comedy, music, movies and every trend on TikTok. Imagine Africa without Nigeria . As a Kenyan I want to say thank you for putting smiles on our faces.
That singing audition he did was funny too😂. His mother died before he was born yet his mother taught him how to sing. Too much confusion from judges side😂.
It’s even more hilarious when you don’t know it’s a skit. Before I came here, I saw a clip of this video somewhere else and I thought it was part of a real audition. I dead couldn’t stop laughing and crying cause I was like there is “no way this is real”🙈
His real talent isn’t reading books in 2 seconds, it’s pissing the judges off in 2 seconds 😂
Underrated comment🙄
😂
😂😂😂
Too underrated-
Exactly 😂
“Don’t read it with me. You can’t read with me I’m fast.”
“We’ll catch up”
😂😂😂
"Yeah ... yeah" 😄
Read it when you get home. 😂
kecthup
He is fast as fuck boy
🤣🤣
"I WILL CHEW YOUR MEAT" - BRO LITERALLY WENT INTO HIS PRIMAL INSTINCTS 🤣🎉😂
Most people missed this 2:59..... Judge says, "You say you will read this in a twinkle if an eye, "OK TWINKLE IT"...😂😂😂😂
I KNOW RIGHT
😂😂😂😂
@@ghostelijah7277😂
@@RAGEKNOTRAPS😂
😂😂😂😂
The confidence on his face after reading all books is legendary 💀
I can't stop laughing 😂😂
I think so….😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂
Legend himself
copied
The confidence on your face after writing the comment is legendary 💀
“I WILL CHEW YOUR MEAT” had me dying💀💀💀
Because he is *MOTIVATED*
@@Giveup00HE DOES NOT HAVE A MEAT BUT HE SAID I WILL CHEW YOUR MEAT🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
BURY THE LIGHT DEEP WITHIN
Lol
for anyone who wants it it’s at 4:37
“I will chew your meat!” Is a CRAZY insult 💀
Lol 💀💀💀
As the fastest listener in the world, I can confirm he read all those books
You mean second fastest reader?
Peterson?
The whole story, the build up, the confidence, the seriousness and finally the absurdity of it all is just another level of comedy lol 😂
Fr bruh like this shit was up for debate 🤦♂️
1.5 k likes and only 1 comment ! I gotta fix this .....
Anti-climax
Tim and Eric like
its a bottom of the comedy, not another level
"I'll chew your meat.Are you Crazzy"
Got me wheezing 💀😂
The thing is I'm not sure if it was a threat or an erotic invitation 🤣🤣🤣
@@sstcatherineit’s a threat
@@sstcatherine Look at the look on his eyes like: 😡
Bro entered tribal mode!!
for real😂😂
He deserves the world record for: "Making the judges angry within 2 seconds"
Coming back again here after watching Josh's AGT audition. Its been time but Way to go man. 🤘
I just can't imagine how the judges didn't die of laughter the second after he starts reading.
Their time was worth more than words can describe lol
Hahahahha. Bro its so funny
You know its a skit right
can't imagne how many takes it took for that
It's scripted
His frustration when the judge kept asking him how many pages can read in 2 seconds is legendary 😂
I'm not forcing this but I have the most true important information/fact to tell you that you need to believe in. We all are sinners and we must get punished for all of our sins by spending eternity in hell, but God sent Christ, his only Son to take the penalty for all of our sins instead by dying on the cross to save us from going to hell and so we can have eternal life with Christ and God in his kingdom. On the third day after Christ died, Christ rose back from the dead. Christ ascended to heaven and he will come back for his chosen ones and take them to heaven. God bless you and have a good day😁
@@josephahn1024 👍
@@josephahn1024 I love your confidence in spreading the gospel May God bless you
no
@@josephahn1024 Amen
When i see this guy perform, at first i don't laugh, and sort of buy into the story. Than it keeps on adding and adding with a straight face, never losing persona or character until the situation is so surreal. And all of a sudden i get an explosive unstoppable laughter i just can't stop!
“I WILL BITE YOUR EAR, I-I-I WILL CHEW YOUR MEAT ARE YOU CRAZY?”
no bc I am quite literally dead rn like I can’t stop laughing💀
Me trying to complete whole syllabus in 12 hours before exam....
Same
lmao
Legend like me lol😅🤣🤣
هههه 🤣
lol
“I am a fast reader, not a fast learner” what did you expect me to say🤣🤣🤣
He makes sense 🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
Hell yeah
“FASTEST IN THE WORLD”
Fastest runner 😅😅
Maaaan, it's been 2 years since this legendary video, happy anniversary! 🎉
America's got talent really didn't get the joke 😂😂😂 you're massive love from 🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪
"I will chew your meat, are you crazy?" Got me dead 💀
bro just entered tribal mode
@@saocunguoc2656 LMAO
Nigerians are something else lmao
LoL he can cannibalize him in the twinkle of an eye.
😂😂
without the judges, I wouldn't be laughing this much😂😂
Their straight face throghout is just acting perfection lol
@@gustavoritter7321 broo🤣🤣
I will--I will chew your meat! Are you crazy?
@@DigiCount bro I died 🤣
I cannot feel my mouth when i am laughing 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
He is not dumb, he just beyond our understanding.
Brooo I'm so happy you went and did this for real in AGT. Thank you so much. Hilarious
I can't stop laughing at this entire skit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is not reading this is just inhaling with noises
Had me rollin I watched this like a million times lol
There are channels showing this as if it were reality
@@XKnightLightX facts
Why judges are so crossed " What is this now, talk to us" 🤣 😂
“I saw what you did there, you’re quite funny” 😹😹😹
Ebenezer the reaaderr😂😂
got me rolling😂😂
As in when he said that, I weak🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@amakamolokwu4890 na mad man be that😂😂
😂
"I see what you did there. You're very funny"
🗿
" I will bite your ear"
"i will chew your meat, are you crazy"
had my dying
🤣
that's normal
🤣🤣🤣🤣
☠️☠️☠️
Let me see😂🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
3:25 : The fastest reader : selablklbkbllk 💀
Meanwhile the subtitle : SUBSCRIBE
Like every youtuber needs to
@@theguywhopostsrandomvids but that's automatic
95
“I will chew your meat”
That’s gay bro 4:45
His stance after he read it “🧍🏿♂️”
🤣🤣
I'm not forcing this but I have the most true important information/fact to tell you that you need to believe in. We all are sinners and we must get punished for all of our sins by spending eternity in hell, but God sent Christ, his only Son to take the penalty for all of our sins instead by dying on the cross to save us from going to hell and so we can have eternal life with Christ and God in his kingdom. On the third day after Christ died, Christ rose back from the dead. Christ ascended to heaven and he will come back for his chosen ones and take them to heaven. God bless you and have a good day😁
I read that in a millisecond
@@josephahn1024 "I'm not forcing this" - 🤓
☠️
That posture of his body and look on his face when he finishes these books is legendary 💀💀💀
no
@@q6ou ?
@@q6ou what?
@@q6ou👎🏼
Looks like CJ
I always watch his videos before I sleep that is why I was surprised he really performed in AGT. At first I thought, it was a fake video but when he said fastest reader, damn that was really him.
I am in South Africa we also love you here...keep the good work brother...
"Said in a twinkle of an eye"
Josh - yes
Lasisi - "oya twinkle it"🤣🤣🤣😂😂
Seriously that got me as well! 😂😂😂
Oya twinkle it.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Alright twinkle it”
That’s got to be my best part 😂😂😂
Twinkle*
Honestly
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yoooo so funny
Me too. 😂 😂 😂 😂
You are one of thé greatest talent ever. I 've just subscribed to AGT (what i've never do) when I watched your show. I love. Bé thé best
mate this guy is a genius. saw this vid floating around, genuinly thought it was real. only the best actors can be this convincing
"I saw what you did there" always gets me 😂😂😂
😂 Guy said it thrice.
@@sesemunasia8681 twice man 🤣
" We didn't do anything there " 😂😂
@@dankiemncwabe802 💀😂😂😂
The confidence on his face after finishing the books was legendary
Honestly, my wife came into the room to look if everything is ok with me, while watching this masterpiece. Greetings from Germany
Oh Bhai aap yahan 😂 Kingsclan here 🤴🐐
Greetinh from Germany to!
@@chompehy 😗😗🤔🤔
copied
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
America got Talent brought me here. More love from New York.
I am laughing & coughing at the same time 😊❤ the best channel I have come across today
Thank you Nigeria for endless entertainment. comedy, music, movies and every trend on TikTok. Imagine Africa without Nigeria . As a Kenyan I want to say thank you for putting smiles on our faces.
thank the white ppl who made youtube and it all possible
@@csick425 imagine not getting the Joke of the Whites?
Fr lmao
You're welcome. You have a beautiful Kenya. Congratulations on the outcome of your election. 🙌🏽
Y’all sold your own people into slavery. Don’t even try and deny it my ancestors bought from yours
I played this video in slow motion and I could actually hear him read each and every single word. Josh the fastest
🤣😂😂😅
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I can't understand you because you're very fast
Ie😂😂😂😂😂 -
Hahaha...
You are high
This is very creative. I have laughed myself to sleep.
This has to be the funniest content. He's great at what he does.
4:36 THIS PART MAKE ME LAUGH SO HARD 😂😂
LMAO I WILL CHEW YOUR MEAT ARE YOO KREDZI
😆 🤣 😂 😹
Ayo
ok
Ayo
This video deserves an Oscar, I swear, I never laughed so hard in my life, I think I burst a spleen 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
Bro then you should have been dead by now
Same here I was rolling on the floor😂😂
No be only spleen😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That singing audition he did was funny too😂. His mother died before he was born yet his mother taught him how to sing. Too much confusion from judges side😂.
Guys, this is amazing. I laughed my soul out. Thank you!
This has to be the funniest shit I've seen in the past year these guys are hilarious
That part "so you said you read all these pages within a twinkle of an eye" "Yeah! " "..alright twinkle it.."😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
twinkle twinkle little star
Ya i caught that word
😂
I love how he pissed the judges off so much . He learned SOOOO much from all the books 🤣 . The judge literally said " I will BITE YOUR EAR "
😂👌
@@gdadaho222 😭😭😭
@[GD] Adaho also he said I’ll bite your ear
Bro almost pulled a Mike Tyson
@[GD] Adaho Bro that's pause
I love the sounds he makes reading the first book and the reaction of the guy on right just after reading first. 😂
No one talking about the fact that he ACTUALLY IS that fast. The judges just don't understand the man's gift because of normal human comprehension 😞
The amount of confidence he had in his face when he said, “I’m the fastest reader in the world”. Made it sound real lol.
It’s real
Really
@@TheAdventurerAndDiscoverer na not really 😅
@@precious_orim its real bro
@@for_nothing_important it's a skit bro
It’s his confidence while lying is what killed me😂😂😂😂.
This is pure gold 👏👏👏
Yes ma'am kmslllllll
🤣🤣🤣dry eyes
Hahahha
yea man, they are very good actors🤣🤣🤣
😮
"I will- i will - i will chew your meat"😂😂
Thanks bro for putting a smile on my face today ❤
And I am world's fastest listener, understood his each word 💀
😁😂😂😂😅
Ok then tell me what does he speak while reading the book and after that I will consider that you are a fastest listner
@@kamleshkhandelwal1119 you mean you didn’t get it? slow listener psh
@@destinycantwait oo sorry it's my bad luck that I can't listen
@Merchant thank you so much for telling me
Josh: I see what you guys did there
Judge: We didn't do anything there.
😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
😂😂
2:26
@@aaliyahkahtaan what kind of zoro are you if you remember even seconds of this video
The way he stands and talks with confidence is hilarious
It’s funnier here than on AGT. Original will always hit
Anytime I feeling down, I come back to this video. 😂
"You can't read with me cause am fast"..... "we'll try and catch up" 😂😂
Honestly, we ll try n catch up
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😅😅😅😅😅, arasekeje kbx funny
You can’t read with me😂I’m fast
catch it
Wow he read before even my upper eye lid met the lowed eye lid.
Hahah
Haha nice hobby
blink
Wtf....
😂😂😂😂😂
The confidence is staggering. I’ll give the man that.
Well with 6M views I think he did read the book on content creation.
3:39 what what what💀
what is this now!? talk to us!
"i will chew your meat" is a crazy statement
4:43 NT2024: "summarize" make me Laugh! 😂😂😂 When Gives me a BSOD.
You carried this to AGT. We are proud of you
Bruhh
He trolled them hard 😂
Yh 😊
😂that was so funny 😅 didn't care if he didn't qualify
ua-cam.com/users/shortsS12nUZfdvvA?feature=share
If you put it in slow mode, you can hear him reading the whole book, what a Legend 😂
😂😂 yeah
For that UA-cam didn't gave us the button of -0.1000x
U liar
@@SFE___0.0001
@@SFE___you need about 0.000000001x to be to understand what he read
Lasisi's skepticism from the get go remains my favorite part of this episode 🤣🤣🤣
Nah bro African comedy is something else mannn 😂😂
He actually went on Americas got talent!😂😂
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣
3:18 If you put the playback speed to 0.5x you can actually hear him pronounce every word in those books, this guy is amazing 👏 👏 👏
You got me! 🔨😂
Bro 😮😮
😂
For real?
@@towitiger9989 No! Don't do it! 😹
This show keeps me hooked 🤣🤣
The confidence in his eyes, I want to wear those. 😎
5:35 got me dying laughing lmao 🤣 😂 😆
3:46 "it's because I am fast"
My man got no chills💀
😂😂😂😂😂😂 that. ,,i will chew your meat" had me laughing for days and days. And i still come here again.😂😂😂
Who else is here after watching him on AGT
Amazing bro. I was laughing like anything. Thanks.
"you said with a twinkle of an eye"
"yes"
"ok, twinkle it"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
NAHH THIS IS SO FUNNY WTF “I WILL CHEW YOUR MEAT”🤣🤣🤣 BAHAHSHSHSGAHSHSVS
warning - was watching this while drinking soup, I controlled myself almost spit all out 😢
Josh can read the book fast but he didn't said that he can remember what he read... legend..😂
Sounds like a CalebCity superpower
@@numbers93 GET OUTTTTTTTTTT
3:41 "WHAT IS THIS NOW??!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Who is obsessed with this guy after agt ? 😂
Calebcity: What's your superpower?
Caleb:
It’s even more hilarious when you don’t know it’s a skit.
Before I came here, I saw a clip of this video somewhere else and I thought it was part of a real audition. I dead couldn’t stop laughing and crying cause I was like there is “no way this is real”🙈
Me too. I legit thought it was real coz funny sh*ts often happens in any audition even in Xfactor and AGT.
Me to🤣
I ended up watch all 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
4:36 BRO IT HAD ME DYING 😂💀
I never felt so much pain
Bro he cannibal
Bro was too hungry 💀
I know right had me dying 😂
@The Visionary yep
"I saw what you did there, you are quite funny"😂😂
I am big fan of this guy... love from Vancouver Canada 🇨🇦
How did the judges keep a straight face?!?!😂😂😂😂
" What is this.. talk to us now" I nearly died 🤣 😂 😆 they're so pissed
I am very sure they would have laughed enough before shooting 🌠
Because it was staged 😀
@@mugabojeanpaul4497 it has to be the only answer.
if they laugh they would retake simple
"You can't read with me, because I'm fast"😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahhhhhh
I subscribed immediately 😂😂
Him u cant read with me" the judge we will catch up😂😂😂😂
3:19 THIS GOT ME LAUGHING SO HARD LMAOOO
XDD ME TOO
Hahahahahahahaha y
Me too 😂😂😂
I'm dead 💀💀💀
I can’t stop laughing, this is going to be my ringtone. Lmao
4:31 he has no fear 😂😂