I'm not forcing this but I have the most true important information/fact to tell you that you need to believe in. We all are sinners and we must get punished for all of our sins by spending eternity in hell, but God sent Christ, his only Son to take the penalty for all of our sins instead by dying on the cross to save us from going to hell and so we can have eternal life with Christ and God in his kingdom. On the third day after Christ died, Christ rose back from the dead. Christ ascended to heaven and he will come back for his chosen ones and take them to heaven. God bless you and have a good day😁
Thank you Nigeria for endless entertainment. comedy, music, movies and every trend on TikTok. Imagine Africa without Nigeria . As a Kenyan I want to say thank you for putting smiles on our faces.
The confidence on his face after finishing the books was legendary Honestly, my wife came into the room to look if everything is ok with me, while watching this masterpiece. Greetings from Germany
I'm not forcing this but I have the most true important information/fact to tell you that you need to believe in. We all are sinners and we must get punished for all of our sins by spending eternity in hell, but God sent Christ, his only Son to take the penalty for all of our sins instead by dying on the cross to save us from going to hell and so we can have eternal life with Christ and God in his kingdom. On the third day after Christ died, Christ rose back from the dead. Christ ascended to heaven and he will come back for his chosen ones and take them to heaven. God bless you and have a good day😁
That singing audition he did was funny too😂. His mother died before he was born yet his mother taught him how to sing. Too much confusion from judges side😂.
It’s even more hilarious when you don’t know it’s a skit. Before I came here, I saw a clip of this video somewhere else and I thought it was part of a real audition. I dead couldn’t stop laughing and crying cause I was like there is “no way this is real”🙈
His real talent isn’t reading books in 2 seconds, it’s pissing the judges off in 2 seconds 😂
Underrated comment🙄
😂
😂😂😂
Too underrated-
Exactly 😂
“Don’t read it with me. You can’t read with me I’m fast.”
“We’ll catch up”
😂😂😂
"Yeah ... yeah" 😄
Read it when you get home. 😂
kecthup
He is fast as fuck boy
🤣🤣
The whole story, the build up, the confidence, the seriousness and finally the absurdity of it all is just another level of comedy lol 😂
Fr bruh like this shit was up for debate 🤦♂️
1.5 k likes and only 1 comment ! I gotta fix this .....
Anti-climax
Tim and Eric like
its a bottom of the comedy, not another level
"I'm going to chew your meat" is insane talk
That threat was personal 😂😂
It’s just one reaction us Nigerians have, whenever we hear something stupid.
@@Africanaerialu know what "chewing someone's meat is" right?😭😭
😂😂😂😂
😂
The confidence on his face after reading all books is legendary 💀
I can't stop laughing 😂😂
I think so….😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂
Legend himself
copied
The confidence on your face after writing the comment is legendary 💀
He is not dumb, he is just beyond our understanding.
That’s what I said
True
True
But he didn't understand a thing XD
didn't age well
"I'll chew your meat.Are you Crazzy"
Got me wheezing 💀😂
The thing is I'm not sure if it was a threat or an erotic invitation 🤣🤣🤣
@@sstcatherineit’s a threat
@@sstcatherine Look at the look on his eyes like: 😡
Bro entered tribal mode!!
for real😂😂
"are you ready?"
Him: *casually speaks gibberish*
“Are you ready?”
Him: *Speaks Russian and Arabic at the same time*
@@mildredinfante6884lol
Bro said "i saw what you did there "directly 😢😂😂
😂😂😂
I just can't imagine how the judges didn't die of laughter the second after he starts reading.
Their time was worth more than words can describe lol
Hahahahha. Bro its so funny
You know its a skit right
can't imagne how many takes it took for that
Rehearsal?
His frustration when the judge kept asking him how many pages can read in 2 seconds is legendary 😂
I'm not forcing this but I have the most true important information/fact to tell you that you need to believe in. We all are sinners and we must get punished for all of our sins by spending eternity in hell, but God sent Christ, his only Son to take the penalty for all of our sins instead by dying on the cross to save us from going to hell and so we can have eternal life with Christ and God in his kingdom. On the third day after Christ died, Christ rose back from the dead. Christ ascended to heaven and he will come back for his chosen ones and take them to heaven. God bless you and have a good day😁
@@josephahn1024 👍
@@josephahn1024 I love your confidence in spreading the gospel May God bless you
no
@@josephahn1024 Amen
“I am a fast reader, not a fast learner” what did you expect me to say🤣🤣🤣
He makes sense 🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
Hell yeah
“FASTEST IN THE WORLD”
Fastest runner 😅😅
3:41 “What de- whata- wh -what did” 😂
He had a stroke
WHAT IS THIS NOW!
😅😅😂
without the judges, I wouldn't be laughing this much😂😂
Their straight face throghout is just acting perfection lol
@@gustavoritter7321 broo🤣🤣
I will--I will chew your meat! Are you crazy?
@@DigiCount bro I died 🤣
I cannot feel my mouth when i am laughing 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
"I will chew your meat, are you crazy?" Got me dead 💀
bro just entered tribal mode
@@ThatOneChair LMAO
Nigerians are something else lmao
LoL he can cannibalize him in the twinkle of an eye.
😂😂
" I will bite your ear"
"i will chew your meat, are you crazy"
had my dying
🤣
that's normal
🤣🤣🤣🤣
☠️☠️☠️
Let me see😂🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
The actor himself is funny but these 2 judges are a perfect addition im dying
“I saw what you did there, you’re quite funny” 😹😹😹
Ebenezer the reaaderr😂😂
got me rolling😂😂
As in when he said that, I weak🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@amakamolokwu4890 na mad man be that😂😂
😂
I can't stop laughing at this entire skit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is not reading this is just inhaling with noises
Had me rollin I watched this like a million times lol
There are channels showing this as if it were reality
@@XKnightLightX facts
Why judges are so crossed " What is this now, talk to us" 🤣 😂
Me trying to complete whole syllabus in 12 hours before exam....
Same
lmao
Legend like me lol😅🤣🤣
lol
😂😂
If I only had 1% of this man's confidence I could rule the world
The amount of confidence he had in his face when he said, “I’m the fastest reader in the world”. Made it sound real lol.
It’s real
Really
@@TheAdventurerAndDiscoverer na not really 😅
@@precious_orim its real bro
@@for_nothing_important it's a skit bro
“Alright twinkle it”
That’s got to be my best part 😂😂😂
Twinkle*
Honestly
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yoooo so funny
Me too. 😂 😂 😂 😂
That posture of his body and look on his face when he finishes these books is legendary 💀💀💀
no
@@q6ou ?
@@q6ou what?
@@q6ou👎🏼
Looks like CJ
3:26 The reader:fgfgdgdgfggdgdfg
The captions:subscribe
Thank you Nigeria for endless entertainment. comedy, music, movies and every trend on TikTok. Imagine Africa without Nigeria . As a Kenyan I want to say thank you for putting smiles on our faces.
thank the white ppl who made youtube and it all possible
@@csick425 imagine not getting the Joke of the Whites?
Fr lmao
You're welcome. You have a beautiful Kenya. Congratulations on the outcome of your election. 🙌🏽
Y’all sold your own people into slavery. Don’t even try and deny it my ancestors bought from yours
I love how he pissed the judges off so much . He learned SOOOO much from all the books 🤣 . The judge literally said " I will BITE YOUR EAR "
😂👌
@gdadaho222 😭😭😭
@[GD] Adaho also he said I’ll bite your ear
Bro almost pulled a Mike Tyson
@[GD] Adaho Bro that's pause
The confidence on his face after finishing the books was legendary
Honestly, my wife came into the room to look if everything is ok with me, while watching this masterpiece. Greetings from Germany
Oh Bhai aap yahan 😂 Kingsclan here 🤴🐐
Greetinh from Germany to!
@@chompehy 😗😗🤔🤔
copied
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
5:25 this part had me dying for some reason 😂😂😂
Me too 😂
"I saw what you did there" always gets me 😂😂😂
😂 Guy said it thrice.
@@sesemunasia8681 twice man 🤣
" We didn't do anything there " 😂😂
@@dankiemncwabe802 💀😂😂😂
"Said in a twinkle of an eye"
Josh - yes
Lasisi - "oya twinkle it"🤣🤣🤣😂😂
Seriously that got me as well! 😂😂😂
Oya twinkle it.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It’s his confidence while lying is what killed me😂😂😂😂.
This is pure gold 👏👏👏
Yes ma'am kmslllllll
🤣🤣🤣dry eyes
Hahahha
yea man, they are very good actors🤣🤣🤣
😮
3:35 I went rolling on the floor at this point😅😅
There was a long build up! But it was worth it
@SuccessOverStress that is actually true!
I played this video in slow motion and I could actually hear him read each and every single word. Josh the fastest
🤣😂😂😅
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I can't understand you because you're very fast
Ie😂😂😂😂😂 -
Hahaha...
You are high
"What kind of talent is this!? Judge yourself!" is now my new mantra lmaoooo
Idk how this popped up on my timeline but I’m glad it did 😂😂😂
His stance after he read it “🧍🏿♂️”
🤣🤣
I'm not forcing this but I have the most true important information/fact to tell you that you need to believe in. We all are sinners and we must get punished for all of our sins by spending eternity in hell, but God sent Christ, his only Son to take the penalty for all of our sins instead by dying on the cross to save us from going to hell and so we can have eternal life with Christ and God in his kingdom. On the third day after Christ died, Christ rose back from the dead. Christ ascended to heaven and he will come back for his chosen ones and take them to heaven. God bless you and have a good day😁
I read that in a millisecond
@@josephahn1024 "I'm not forcing this" - 🤓
☠️
Josh: I see what you guys did there
Judge: We didn't do anything there.
😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
😂😂
2:26
@@aaliyahkahtaan what kind of zoro are you if you remember even seconds of this video
That part "so you said you read all these pages within a twinkle of an eye" "Yeah! " "..alright twinkle it.."😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
twinkle twinkle little star
Ya i caught that word
😂
2:36 you can't read with me because I'm fast 😂😂😂
4:52 the English teacher when you finish the book in 5 seconds and they ask you to explain:
Josh can read the book fast but he didn't said that he can remember what he read... legend..😂
Sounds like a CalebCity superpower
@@numbers93 GET OUTTTTTTTTTT
4:36 THIS PART MAKE ME LAUGH SO HARD 😂😂
LMAO I WILL CHEW YOUR MEAT ARE YOO KREDZI
😆 🤣 😂 😹
Ayo
ok
Ayo
4:31 made me laugh so hard😂😂
"I will chew your meat" is wild!
It got me dying😂😂😂😂
let me see...
*AAA* *AAAA* *AAAAAAAAY!*
And I am world's fastest listener, understood his each word 💀
😁😂😂😂😅
Ok then tell me what does he speak while reading the book and after that I will consider that you are a fastest listner
@@kamleshkhandelwal1119 you mean you didn’t get it? slow listener psh
@@whenraindropsfall oo sorry it's my bad luck that I can't listen
@Merchant thank you so much for telling me
This video deserves an Oscar, I swear, I never laughed so hard in my life, I think I burst a spleen 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
Bro then you should have been dead by now
Same here I was rolling on the floor😂😂
No be only spleen😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That singing audition he did was funny too😂. His mother died before he was born yet his mother taught him how to sing. Too much confusion from judges side😂.
You carried this to AGT. We are proud of you
Bruhh
He trolled them hard 😂
Yh 😊
😂that was so funny 😅 didn't care if he didn't qualify
ua-cam.com/users/shortsS12nUZfdvvA?feature=share
4:31
this has the be the most insane line of inquiry ever lmao
Wow he read before even my upper eye lid met the lowed eye lid.
Hahah
Haha nice hobby
blink
Wtf....
😂😂😂😂😂
When he said "the fast one is skferepibi", I almost had a heart attack.
Aswear 😂
Same….
Same here
Azin
Eish this guy na too much ohh
0:56 when the first judge says "wow" and the second one says "wait dont wow yet" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
1:37 they haven't met me😂
"You can't read with me, because I'm fast"😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahhhhhh
The face of the judges after he said “I saw what you did there. You are quite funny.”😂😂😂
Davidsyn: Obe
"We didn't do anything there"
Bruh, 😂😂😂😂
"you said with a twinkle of an eye"
"yes"
"ok, twinkle it"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
4:37 got me cracking up 😂😂😂😂
When he said 'twinkle of an eye', instead of 'blink of an eye' , I knew this was going to be gold. 🤣
And the the judge tells him:okay twinkle it😂😂
@@valentinemukeni 😂😂😂
The confidence on his face after finishing the books was legendary
He just blabbed nonsense🤣 and still tried to convince the judges that it was speed reading🤣🤣
I will CHew YoUr MEaT
@@kelechukwukanno5196 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“What kind of talent is this?” Got me crazy every time 😂😂😂
It worked! They're in shock. They just hate his talent. 😂😂😂
"I WILL CHEW YOUR MEAT" - BRO LITERALLY WENT INTO HIS PRIMAL INSTINCTS 🤣🎉😂
3:25 : The fastest reader : selablklbkbllk 💀
Meanwhile the subtitle : SUBSCRIBE
Like every youtuber needs to
@@theguywhopostsrandomvids but that's automatic
95
Yghisogogoyoyoyoskskgobodiddlesquab
Imagine if that was intentional
The judges' reactions makes it even funnier lmao 🤣🤣🤣
“I will bite your ear!”
“I will chew your meat!”
I’ve got to learn some solid threats like this. Lol
🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
"I see what you guys did there"
"We didn't do anything"
😂😂😂
Plot twist: they were trying to read the book for free without buying it
That was very funny😂
My God, I really thought this was real... great acting, great script, and great comedy
Oh it isn't real at all?
@@saddiqstevens7200 i thought so too. Turns out it's a skit from his growing youtube channel
@@saddiqstevens7200 Well, duh. No one can read that fast, where's your common sense.
Fake my ass. That's Africa for you. Shithole
@@gt_mustang_mark Calm down. What he probably meant was that he thought the audition was real.
The judges deserve some awards for not laughing during the reading
If you put it in slow mode, you can hear him reading the whole book, what a Legend 😂
😂😂 yeah
For that UA-cam didn't gave us the button of -0.1000x
U liar
@@SFE___0.0001
@@SFE___you need about 0.000000001x to be to understand what he read
Nah bro African comedy is something else mannn 😂😂
I especially love how natural the judges react. Its literally insane. I am choking with laughter.
I really think that every Naija can act
its a skit
3:19 When you didn’t study the night before a test 😅
"I will bite your ear" "I will chew your meat" got me 🤣
It’s even more hilarious when you don’t know it’s a skit.
Before I came here, I saw a clip of this video somewhere else and I thought it was part of a real audition. I dead couldn’t stop laughing and crying cause I was like there is “no way this is real”🙈
Me too. I legit thought it was real coz funny sh*ts often happens in any audition even in Xfactor and AGT.
Me to🤣
I ended up watch all 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
3:46 "it's because I am fast"
My man got no chills💀
Fr
That confidence is purely impressive👍
2:25 Judge: Can we have a copy of the book
Him: I see what you guys did there
Judge: We didn't do anything 😂
Honestly, my wife came into the room to look if everything is ok with me, while watching this masterpiece. Greetings from Germany
Der Gruß wird erwidert
Greetings from Korea..
But you write in perfect English ?
@@iioreoyziioreogang7972 Most Germans can express some meanings in English..
@@jathebest2835 Your'e right!
As the fastest listener in the world, I can confirm he read all those books
You mean second fastest listener?
Peterson?
What is the first book about
@@conjurecorpse8209It was about skrxzabbscrevfsre.
Bruh
It's Lasisi going up the state towards Josh to give him his book back then hits him 😂😂😂
"I can read 1679 pages in 2 seconds"
More like pissing of the judges in 2 seconds 🤣🤣🤣🤣
In lasisi's voice: "wait, don't wow yet"
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣
“Don’t wow yet”
“You can’t read with me I’m fast”
“Twinkle it”
😂😂😂
U said in the twinkle of an eye .. ok twinkle it 😭😭😭 im dying
My throat and cheeks are still hurting after laughing my ass off for 6 minutes without break
Y u word it like that 💀
@@UMCentral LMFAO
@notzfx why
3:18 If you put the playback speed to 0.5x you can actually hear him pronounce every word in those books, this guy is amazing 👏 👏 👏
You got me! 🔨😂
Bro 😮😮
😂
For real?
@@towitiger9989 No! Don't do it! 😹
The judge acting skill deserve an oscar 🎥🏆
u geeeeeettttttttt, how are they able to maintain that calmness without bursting into laughter
What I like about this kind of comedy, is that they don't humiliate and offend others.
That is rare
Agree with you
Because African comedy is not about demeaning others. We’re either mocking ourselves or just silly situations or scenarios.
“I will chew your meat!” Is a CRAZY insult 💀
Lol 💀💀💀
@Workerforhimalwaysbot
@@CursedPeannope just preaching the gospel
Most people missed this 2:59..... Judge says, "You say you will read this in a twinkle if an eye, "OK TWINKLE IT"...😂😂😂😂
I KNOW RIGHT
😂😂😂😂
@@ghostelijah7277😂
@@RAGEKNOTRAPS😂
😂😂😂😂
5:35 got me dying laughing lmao 🤣 😂 😆
This is one of the most hilarious videos I found on UA-cam. Thanks to this legend guy
"Alright, twinkle it"😂😂😂😂i can't with the judges 😂😂
5:23 “there’s no way you would carry a book and do FRIJIJIJFIJIJI” 🤣🤣🤣
2.1 م في 2 م وثانيتين 😅🤭😂😂😂😂😂
@@ghiyatimohammed5539 ua-cam.com/users/shortssY8eaRi5_cA?feature=share
@@ghiyatimohammed5539 انظر بعد قصة حزينة صديقي 😂💔
😂😂😂😂
Bro’s reading was beyond their comprehension, he was ahead of his time 💀
Lasisi's ability to place certain words at the right time is simply amazing and hilarious, I WILL CHEW YOUR MEAT.
😂😂
And end he ran to literally CHEW HIS MEAT🤣🤣🤣🤣
I came through this video in shorts
And i can't explain in words how much I laughed. Totally different zone of comedy. Hands down🙌🙌🙌🙌
I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. I love this guy.
“I’m Ebenezer, the reader. I’m the faster reader in the world.”
Judge: “O…How did you come upon that conclusion?” 😂😂😂
The phonetics when he said “I am ebenezer, the reader 😂😂😂😂😂😂”
What do u mean
Seriously 😂😂😂
That moment when he finished reading and paused to look at the judges is a legendary level of comedy😂😂
“You can’t read with me. I’m fast”😂😂😂 Genius!