Meet the Accidental Genius

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  • @BaKeDCrAcKer
    @BaKeDCrAcKer 6 років тому +112268

    The only man in the world to ever get some sense knocked into him.

  • @averageenjoyer147
    @averageenjoyer147 4 роки тому +22925

    My mom beat me across the head all the time when I got a failing grade. I knew she was onto something

  • @LeeDee5
    @LeeDee5 4 роки тому +7183

    "I washed my hands 20 times in half an hour, I knew it was silly."
    2020: let me introduce myself

    • @citrobot
      @citrobot 4 роки тому +90

      REEEEMIIIIX!
      2020: Allow me to reintroduce myself, my name is COV! C to the O-V!

    • @suekelley6461
      @suekelley6461 4 роки тому +20

      Gabriel 🤣😂🤣😂🎟✌️🇺🇸

    • @paulosborne1409
      @paulosborne1409 4 роки тому +3

      😂😂

    • @bobby9192
      @bobby9192 4 роки тому +4

      Gabriel bravo

    • @damnwereinatightspot
      @damnwereinatightspot 4 роки тому +4

      @Dee Ca. I know Jason well. I called to let him know about this post... he didn't answer... .lol.

  • @lolpagedied
    @lolpagedied Місяць тому +221

    My brother was a wild, rude and a drug addict when he got hit by a car and recieved a traumatic brain injury, his sense of smell is completely gone. However, he is the nicest and hardest working straight edge person i know now, it completely changed his personality for the better.

    • @samogx86
      @samogx86 21 день тому +7

      Wow that's very fortunate, I'm happy for him. I hope anyone takes advantage of his niceness.

    • @-ICITRONSI-
      @-ICITRONSI- 16 годин тому +1

      god knocked some sense into him (and took some away)

  • @pimwillemsma9547
    @pimwillemsma9547 5 років тому +6527

    He got punched to another dimension. Now he can see the fabric of space.

  • @entertherealmofchaos
    @entertherealmofchaos 5 років тому +83044

    Notice how he cut off his mullet when he became intelligent.

  • @Cattywompusx
    @Cattywompusx 5 років тому +12209

    *Smashes head into wall*
    "Yeah, it's big brain time!"

    • @howb3it11
      @howb3it11 5 років тому +109

      Dylan Brodie my three yr old is a genius

    • @justinbrew483
      @justinbrew483 5 років тому +14

      @@howb3it11 lol

    • @222-d3h
      @222-d3h 5 років тому +8

      Wait why am I not a genius

    • @PoeticDeterminationIg
      @PoeticDeterminationIg 5 років тому +3

      Dylan Brodie 😂😂😂

    • @ShinSZN
      @ShinSZN 5 років тому +7

      BIG BRAIN

  • @Taldaran
    @Taldaran Місяць тому +208

    I got into a motorcycle accident and hit my head hard enough to crack my helmet open, and had a concussion and a major brain bleed and some broken bones and the hospital kept me for a while to make sure I was neurologically intact. Before long, I found that I was having short-term memory issues and recall. I found that my job relied on being able to employ short-term memory to complete tasks which I had been very good at, and I had to find methods to be able to continue working. Sticky and digital notes are necessary tools now. One positive result is that now I have a tendency to fully immerse myself in the moment and be present as if it's just going to go away and not be remembered. It has been a blessing in many ways.

    • @joostfloot5279
      @joostfloot5279 Місяць тому +8

      Let's call it accidental enlightenment

    • @ligmalonemusicboy5143
      @ligmalonemusicboy5143 Місяць тому

      I can do the same faded then a hoe

    • @Mark_Wolffe
      @Mark_Wolffe Місяць тому

      The Garden of Eden was created in perfection such that Adam and Eve required no memory from one moment to the next.

    • @gargamel3393
      @gargamel3393 Місяць тому +2

      @@Mark_Wolffe I doubt that a lot, especially considering that they were told not to partake of the "forbidden fruit." Obviously it would require them to remember that. God wouldn't make them not have memory, but still have to remember key details such as this.

    • @samogx86
      @samogx86 21 день тому

      " I have a tendency to fully immerse myself in the moment" That means that you can go into "the zone" at will I guess.

  • @monkeseeaction21987
    @monkeseeaction21987 4 роки тому +12603

    "The world is literally math."
    Great that explains why everything's so hard in this world

    • @ezgrade9
      @ezgrade9 4 роки тому +78

      @Brendan X a man of culture

    • @AmidaNyorai48
      @AmidaNyorai48 4 роки тому +10

      😂

    • @sheepymendez6187
      @sheepymendez6187 4 роки тому +73

      This is how math teachers expect you to see the world

    • @XENOS1010
      @XENOS1010 4 роки тому +10

      I don't think hamsters are hard

    • @simen27u19
      @simen27u19 4 роки тому +85

      Math = Mental Abuse To Humans

  • @matthewwallbridge5479
    @matthewwallbridge5479 5 років тому +6944

    Someone beats him up.
    Brain: I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move

  • @rhiethreal
    @rhiethreal 4 роки тому +12551

    "If he is a genius why is he still selling futons instead of teaching?"
    He did the math. Selling futons is more profitable than teaching.

    • @KicksPregnantWomen
      @KicksPregnantWomen 4 роки тому +342

      most jobs are more profitable

    • @Superknullisch
      @Superknullisch 4 роки тому +104

      Nah, that's where you're wrong eh! Coz that wuz in da 90's see!

    • @samrat447
      @samrat447 4 роки тому +374

      Perhaps because savants don't know how they know things, they just know. I guess that's the difference between genius and savants. A genius can explain to you lucidly what he knows but a savant has no idea how he knows what he knows.

    • @fannyannie7799
      @fannyannie7799 4 роки тому +45

      Samrat Sengupta That’s interesting, but it occurs to me that even if a genius can explain the ‘how’ it doesn’t mean that the student will also become a genius. So what does it matter if a genius or savant shows you something amazing?

    • @Superknullisch
      @Superknullisch 4 роки тому +11

      @@samrat447 Well, yes. That's true in most savant cases since most of them are severally autistic.

  • @SiFi5478
    @SiFi5478 2 роки тому +36

    Liam Gallagher the lead singer of Oasis comes to mind here. As a teenager he had no interest in music, just into playing football and girls. One day a big fight broke out between rival schools where someone whacked him in the head with a hammer really hard. When he finally came around and began to recover, he could for the first time deeply hear and feel music. He'd never sung before but after the head injury he had this incredible voice, tone and pitch. His brother Noel would write a song, play it to him (sometimes only once) and he would sing and record it there and then. The rest is history...
    The mind is such an amazing thing.

  • @yutai8440
    @yutai8440 4 роки тому +7376

    Wait are we not going to talk about the hospital sending him home with a bleeding kidney

    • @finallyfound1
      @finallyfound1 4 роки тому +469

      The hospital sent me home paralyzed without knowing. 😅

    • @finallyfound1
      @finallyfound1 4 роки тому +129

      @Tristan Brinkerhoff Swear on my life. Hillcrest Hospital in Waco, Texas. 😪

    • @finallyfound1
      @finallyfound1 4 роки тому +73

      @Barbara Mulvaney We found out the first day home. Told them. And apparently it's super common to be paralyzed with heart surgeries. And they didn't have a neurologist check me out. Just sent me home without even checking.

    • @jackiehopson8334
      @jackiehopson8334 4 роки тому +9

      They sent him home with Favre beans too!

    • @tinvalencia5034
      @tinvalencia5034 4 роки тому +2

      Hahahaha

  • @vilespecter
    @vilespecter 4 роки тому +23329

    "Everything is meth"
    *cuts the mullet*
    "Everything is math"

    • @porrunareffu8570
      @porrunareffu8570 4 роки тому +157

      80+ likes only? This one's underrated...

    • @BlackedBeast
      @BlackedBeast 4 роки тому +22

      John Ellie Garnica yep

    • @Tomatotor
      @Tomatotor 4 роки тому +23

      Captyn science bitch

    • @TacoMonster4eva
      @TacoMonster4eva 4 роки тому +12

      That’s how things work.

    • @dk28_22
      @dk28_22 4 роки тому +32

      This is maybe the best comment i have ever seen

  • @chandravo501
    @chandravo501 4 роки тому +6282

    Now Newton's apple makes sense, it hit him on the head

  • @Dogeatbicycle
    @Dogeatbicycle Місяць тому +87

    I had a tbi this summer and was put into a coma and now that I'm recovering, music has been revealing itself to me in a way I've never been able to play before. I swear this is happening to me right now...

    • @Haillehc_2319
      @Haillehc_2319 Місяць тому +2

      Hoping the best for you❤

    • @poindextertunes
      @poindextertunes Місяць тому +6

      buy a cheap casio keyboard and see if the black and white keys make sense to you! You might be the next big thing!

    • @LeoLover-l9e
      @LeoLover-l9e Місяць тому +2

      Embrace and nurture it!

    • @supermonkiey
      @supermonkiey Місяць тому

      Nature's neuroplasticity booster. Cheaper than beer!

    • @Corrupted
      @Corrupted 23 дні тому

      Embrace it! Do anything with music, produce, review, etc - you might be on to something

  • @emanrodr2736
    @emanrodr2736 4 роки тому +2834

    He went from “hell yeah let’s party” to “hell yeah I’m calling the cops”

  • @matthewmurray6319
    @matthewmurray6319 4 роки тому +3484

    This man: mathematical genius.
    Also this man: Futon store owner.

    • @wota_pov
      @wota_pov 4 роки тому +12

      Ikr

    • @kennahycopatience5839
      @kennahycopatience5839 4 роки тому +23

      Well still ain't bad

    • @Canseeyt
      @Canseeyt 4 роки тому +142

      You know it’s a Money laundering store for the cartel, he’s actually their accountant 😳

    • @boyhoram7364
      @boyhoram7364 4 роки тому +10

      @@Canseeyt Marty Byrde ??

    • @heartcomedy5
      @heartcomedy5 4 роки тому +1

      Matthew Murray, manager!!!!!

  • @liodevil8814
    @liodevil8814 4 роки тому +4175

    He was the type of guy who would bully a nerd, now he's the nerd.

    • @detrees187
      @detrees187 4 роки тому +7

      HanHanPlayz Homer Simpson?

    • @afiqafiq397
      @afiqafiq397 4 роки тому +8

      Karma hits back

    • @ugonnaosuoji4946
      @ugonnaosuoji4946 4 роки тому +2

      this life no balance

    • @kodakwhite4523
      @kodakwhite4523 4 роки тому

      DE TREES Nah the Homer from Homer’s odyssey.

    • @jamesthe-doctor8981
      @jamesthe-doctor8981 4 роки тому +6

      Bully becomes nerd at well past the age when kids are bullied for being nerds. Timing Level: Impeccable.

  • @theofficialdiamondlou2418
    @theofficialdiamondlou2418 2 роки тому +325

    When I was 3 I fell out of a moving car backseat on a corner. I bounced and rolled , but had no injuries. But about six months later. (According to my mom) I was hit severely in the left temple by a cattle gate.
    I was unconscious , and when I woke up it started .. music in my head 24/7 / 365. Full symphonies , rock , blues , metal , even that old timey gospel mountain music.. for many years I had no control , it was like a radio station that just played all kinds of music all day. Now I can control it when I need to , as when I’m playing guitar , or doing a show. And I can call up ANY song I’ve heard at least once any time I want. And play along with it in my head. But the radio NEVER STOPS !!! NEVER !!!! I’ve learned to love it , and use it , and to just let it be ...
    🤠🎸🎶✌️

    • @gumoavssystndo2537
      @gumoavssystndo2537 5 місяців тому +6

      That’s pretty narlei

    • @rrr_-sy8xy
      @rrr_-sy8xy 5 місяців тому +21

      I have a question. Are you able to hear your inner monologue? If so, do you hear it as a normal monologue or sing song?

    • @theofficialdiamondlou2418
      @theofficialdiamondlou2418 5 місяців тому

      @@rrr_-sy8xy both

    • @Weirtoe
      @Weirtoe 4 місяці тому

      ​@@rrr_-sy8xyhmmm, great question

    • @aithinksineedagirlfriend940
      @aithinksineedagirlfriend940 2 місяці тому +5

      i can imagine a song in my head all the time, though

  • @real_raveline
    @real_raveline 5 років тому +4627

    Jason: gets beaten
    Acquired Savant Syndrome: *I'm about to start this man's whole career*

  • @pacosanderson1089
    @pacosanderson1089 5 років тому +15706

    This is basically when Squidward hit his head and turned into a model.

  • @ha8008
    @ha8008 4 роки тому +5625

    He basically jailbroke his brain.

  • @loumarlin3040
    @loumarlin3040 2 роки тому +223

    I believe this is my son he was Beaten so severely he had to be put into a medical induced coma and after years of everyone thinking he had some sort of brain injury and we couldn’t help him we just tried to let him know we loved him. which he is just now finding his genius abilities he is amazing at what he does. He is getting himself together because he’s realizing there’s nothing wrong with him he’s above normal. So proud of him.

    • @jakeedwards4454
      @jakeedwards4454 Рік тому +6

      People think "slow" but the mind is just working too hard.

    • @lukaskuipers7791
      @lukaskuipers7791 2 місяці тому +17

      What do you mean you 'believe' this is your son?

    • @treesandseas77
      @treesandseas77 2 місяці тому

      ​@@lukaskuipers7791similar story

    • @iliveintimbuktoo
      @iliveintimbuktoo 2 місяці тому +12

      ⁠​⁠@@lukaskuipers7791 i think he means his son has the same or a similar condition with the same or a similar etiology. The vid subject’s concern with his mental state matches too.

    • @debbylou5729
      @debbylou5729 Місяць тому +1

      Really? This guy was treated and released

  • @10ksubswithvideoschallenge73
    @10ksubswithvideoschallenge73 4 роки тому +5468

    Me: *punches myself*
    Mom: are you crazy?
    Me: _no, I'm intelligent..._

    • @lospacciatoredifilm8474
      @lospacciatoredifilm8474 4 роки тому +8

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @yt_tsero8962
      @yt_tsero8962 4 роки тому +7

      10k Subs in 2021 i just gave you your 666 like so get cursed😂

    • @jesse_cole
      @jesse_cole 4 роки тому +16

      (thwack)...I'm... (thwACK!) getTING... (THUDD!!) SMARTERRR!!!

    • @wh0s_max126
      @wh0s_max126 4 роки тому +1

      Thank you for making me funny haha

    • @yagirl7087
      @yagirl7087 4 роки тому +4

      *proceeds to have a concussion*

  • @sleepless9994
    @sleepless9994 4 роки тому +22663

    “The world literally is math”
    Great the only subject I’m shit at

  • @colemattia6459
    @colemattia6459 4 роки тому +15594

    "I'm gonna start this man's whole career" -thug

  • @LiyaZuluM
    @LiyaZuluM 11 місяців тому +7

    Fascinating! Now I will spend my time deep-diving into the world of acquired savant syndrome

  • @skauter4499
    @skauter4499 5 років тому +2471

    Me: hey man punch me in the face
    Guy: why?
    Me: homework

    • @Martin-xh1hd
      @Martin-xh1hd 5 років тому +6

      Studying

    • @zachall101
      @zachall101 5 років тому +1

      Witchcatgaming and does it work..... no u just get a black eye 👁.....🤣🤣

    • @mereview2615
      @mereview2615 5 років тому

      😂 😂 😂

    • @luisalonzo3832
      @luisalonzo3832 5 років тому +2

      Aw man nice battlefield pfp i miss that game bf3 was the best

    • @guard9467
      @guard9467 5 років тому

      Universe

  • @crudmuffins2828
    @crudmuffins2828 4 роки тому +6421

    Imagine being the guys who did this to him and watching this

    • @JavelineerKrieg
      @JavelineerKrieg 4 роки тому +340

      i would go to him and say. Hey you remember me? i beated you once with my friend so...dont you ow me big time?

    • @LeBornMajes
      @LeBornMajes 4 роки тому +50

      @@JavelineerKrieg too ironic but meh you made me chuckle tho

    • @NMA_NoMoreAmmo
      @NMA_NoMoreAmmo 4 роки тому +60

      It was a government setup. Simple. No pain, no gain.

    • @nostoboys4750
      @nostoboys4750 4 роки тому +34

      Lmao they should ask for a fee

    • @leonardjonas6283
      @leonardjonas6283 4 роки тому +2

      😟😟😭😭

  • @shaun1364
    @shaun1364 5 років тому +6712

    I've gained 20lbs in the last year and am also starting to realize it has everything to do with pie

    • @thevampyinventorsciai5968
      @thevampyinventorsciai5968 5 років тому +45

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @garzajohn3
      @garzajohn3 5 років тому +54

      😂most underrated comment on this feed. Lmao

    • @antesdequeanochezca9451
      @antesdequeanochezca9451 5 років тому +22

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Equa11ysurl
      @Equa11ysurl 5 років тому +26

      *gEniUs*

    • @tired247
      @tired247 5 років тому +13

      so underrated 💀

  • @crimsnblade8555
    @crimsnblade8555 2 місяці тому +12

    His artwork is beautiful. However I have doubts about the "mathematical genius" thing. If you have heard some of the things he said it's just inaccurate use of mathematical jargon

  • @justafellowmortal4000
    @justafellowmortal4000 4 роки тому +5088

    This actually scary when you think about it. How can changes in the brain completely change a person's behaviour .
    Making identity appear like an illusion

    • @susansmith8602
      @susansmith8602 4 роки тому +188

      Because it is.

    • @Atlantianis
      @Atlantianis 4 роки тому +282

      Is your house an illusion because it can change characteristics if you repaint it? Or add a room?
      Your identity or personality is the result of your neural wiring. Its as real as anything else.

    • @jatinjoseph4430
      @jatinjoseph4430 4 роки тому +2

      @@Atlantianis Hello thet!!

    • @omni8568
      @omni8568 4 роки тому +98

      Yeah environmental things can fuck up your brain too. I was a pretty chill person but too much trauma messed me up and now I’m kind of a jerk but I’m working on it lol

    • @travismcgolrick3194
      @travismcgolrick3194 4 роки тому +71

      @@Atlantianis If I left my house for a day and came to back to it being completely remodeled and repainted I would probably look at it and say "wtf, this isn't my house."
      Of course the house is still real as ever, but the concept of identity is fragile. It's even more fragile when related to human biology, your house will always be your house no matter how much you repaint it, but the human body replaces every cell you have every 10 years. You aren't the person you were 10 years ago, not in identity, not even in reality. All that remains are memories.

  • @purplealiengangv699
    @purplealiengangv699 4 роки тому +7505

    him: accidental genius
    me: accidental child

    • @DeIirium1
      @DeIirium1 4 роки тому +41

      Lmaoo

    • @tropicalparadise789
      @tropicalparadise789 4 роки тому +43

      Everyone has a purpose in life, but not me tho ;-;

    • @midnightotaku5430
      @midnightotaku5430 4 роки тому +36

      That’s kinda sad

    • @matty_daddy
      @matty_daddy 4 роки тому +6

      The Hyperman Set I like the smell of my own farts 🥰

    • @DeIirium1
      @DeIirium1 4 роки тому +21

      @@matty_daddy everyone does that but they don't say it

  • @caitlingomes843
    @caitlingomes843 4 роки тому +2626

    The guy: *washes hands 20 times*
    2020: nah that’s not enough, got to do it 20 more times

  • @1BlueEyeCreativeStudio
    @1BlueEyeCreativeStudio 2 роки тому +12

    Those are such BEAUTIFUL drawings! I love the symmetry . Absolutely stunning !

  • @Evan-vr7vt
    @Evan-vr7vt 5 років тому +1567

    dude in the video: i got mugged and i’m smarter
    guys who mugged him: damn it

    • @Foohbs
      @Foohbs 5 років тому +7

      *start knocking each other out* *one dies* *sue him* *show up to court* *get arrested*

    • @lanuako
      @lanuako 5 років тому +4

      emax i had a stroke trying to read this

    • @NeckNoddin
      @NeckNoddin 5 років тому +1

      Whatttttt???

    • @ajbtllr1530
      @ajbtllr1530 5 років тому

      emax
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    • @TOOSEXYFORU1300
      @TOOSEXYFORU1300 5 років тому

      @@lanuako same

  • @jdawggy8761
    @jdawggy8761 4 роки тому +8984

    Einstein wasn’t dropped as a baby, no he’s too smart for that. He was *thrown*

    • @feepofaletagaloa9201
      @feepofaletagaloa9201 4 роки тому +282

      he was smacked against a wall multiple times

    • @ShahidKarim-rz2ep
      @ShahidKarim-rz2ep 4 роки тому +68

      He had a bigger brain and had some neuron problem which didn’t let his neurons get worse with age which caused him to be smarter so from this all I get is the only way to be smart is to be born or have been given it to you somehow or there’s a small chance your a normal dude without these and still become smart...*_(holy shit all this is like stands from jojo)_*

    • @ihaveasmallppbut2200
      @ihaveasmallppbut2200 4 роки тому +32

      Shahid Karim stfu and let people have the joke ya little bitch

    • @torey4322
      @torey4322 4 роки тому +8

      Jordan Nielsen this made me laugh slightly

    • @torey4322
      @torey4322 4 роки тому +4

      Demon Pig that’s just child abuse

  • @viktorass23
    @viktorass23 6 років тому +1909

    These "two guys" who thought : "let''s go teach him a lesson" ... Did a pretty good job, they tough him well, that's some epic lesson.

    • @fanca5926
      @fanca5926 6 років тому +63

      Einstein and Newton

    • @massa-blasta
      @massa-blasta 6 років тому +11

      was he smart enough to pay those guys back and not get caught?

    • @slackjawedyorkle
      @slackjawedyorkle 6 років тому +28

      He used math to kill them both. Math is untraceable

    • @orgaorca6568
      @orgaorca6568 6 років тому +42

      Those two guys need to be hired by the top universities for their incredible prowess in "education"

    • @iain8829
      @iain8829 6 років тому +4

      Ok this is epic

  • @blockygamer1
    @blockygamer1 Рік тому +10

    why did this get unlisited?

  • @yaboysavy
    @yaboysavy 5 років тому +5229

    Guy:
    Guys at bar: I'm gonna start this mans whole carrer

  • @Redrived
    @Redrived 4 роки тому +5545

    He went from “Chuck” to “Charles” real quick.

  • @justmaxlmao8807
    @justmaxlmao8807 5 років тому +4524

    Me: keeps hitting my head on my desk
    Dad: what are you doing?
    Me: studying...

  • @brendanmeyer1613
    @brendanmeyer1613 2 місяці тому +25

    For people without any background around math, I read some stuff he said about drawing “planks length” and “quantum black holes”, and what jason padgett is saying is complete garbage and doesnt mean anything. He draws shapes that look cool, he doesnt “see” mathematical formulas, he doesnt give any indication of knowing formal math where “drawings” like his would be important like topology/knot theory, or even knowing any math like calculus or diff EQs. Even the wiki says hes a “self proclaimed” savant. Hes never produced any semblance of math besides lines. He sees shapes and draws them, very interesting, not a genius. Notice how there isnt anything actually math related in the video besides maybe high school geometry level math. (also side note: if some one says “quantum” in a phrase to explain something complicated they have a theory on, and theyre not a physicist or chemist PhD, theyre almost definitely full of shit)

    • @ivanabear8824
      @ivanabear8824 21 день тому

      thank you! i was wondering how all this made him a “genius”.

    • @Unknown-lf9fh
      @Unknown-lf9fh 9 днів тому

      And the math teacher from the 80s looks Younger than him

  • @futurehofer1564
    @futurehofer1564 4 роки тому +2312

    **has math test tomorrow**
    Me: *Bangs head agaisnt a wall*

    • @susanna6826
      @susanna6826 4 роки тому +14

      🤣

    • @karelyv1196
      @karelyv1196 4 роки тому +47

      Well you’ll either become really smart or end in up in the hospital but both work😂

    • @pikachuu3842
      @pikachuu3842 4 роки тому +14

      He is banged his head from the back, so make sure you are banged at the right point

    • @xx_aziex_xx937
      @xx_aziex_xx937 4 роки тому +2

      @@pikachuu3842 lmao

    • @gabyto1342
      @gabyto1342 4 роки тому

      Uff, kind of a stolen comment, but I’ll give you 1/2 of a like

  • @aldotorres1983
    @aldotorres1983 5 років тому +3711

    Math professors hate him.
    Find out how this man became a mathematical genius using this one weird trick.

    • @hollygolightly649
      @hollygolightly649 5 років тому +29

      Aldo Torres 😂😂😂

    • @Handle_Deez_Nutz
      @Handle_Deez_Nutz 5 років тому +96

      Then you watch the 8 minute video to the end and then they say just pay $29.99 for the book with all the answers... lol

    • @matthewkuhl79
      @matthewkuhl79 5 років тому +54

      When clickbait becomes a meme becomes a UA-cam comment

    • @richiecantos7793
      @richiecantos7793 5 років тому +11

      I normally see the penis clog ads instead but that's just me.

    • @Serpantor
      @Serpantor 5 років тому +2

      Oof

  • @TheChosenOne1_
    @TheChosenOne1_ 4 роки тому +2734

    He went from "Your daughter calls me daddy too" to "I'll get her there by 8"

  • @majkolsson7192
    @majkolsson7192 2 роки тому +31

    Exactly what he describes around 5:15 is how I felt during my first LSD trip. People think that you get hallucinations from psycadelic drugs, maybe some do, but more often you see more of what is already there. After that first trip I walked on clouds for over a month. I had understood something that was so obvious that I knew that I already knew it but hadn´t understood. What was it? I forgot.

    • @ReaperOnRepo
      @ReaperOnRepo 2 роки тому

      Yeah same. I took two tabs and just stared at the walls and the grass outside lol

    • @TravisDoesGames
      @TravisDoesGames 2 місяці тому +1

      It's hallucinating when you think you're seeing things as they are. LSD is a trip for sure

    • @Seanb33ee
      @Seanb33ee Місяць тому

      Maybe what you understood is that life is ever continuous, infinitely connected with all divides breaking down on some level. This is understood at a more sense level before thoughts and our brain can try fool us to recreate this but we never can. Because we are always in a different place. We only ever need to see where we are now in our mind to see how to get to this place that is already here, we merge/allow what is to be and the knowledge of the ocean comes back, we experience it, scoop up some drops and see again we have lost the ocean again only have some of its water. On LSD we swim in the ocean.

    • @majkolsson7192
      @majkolsson7192 Місяць тому

      @@Seanb33ee Sure, that is a part of it. But it was something that can not be expressed in words in a way that make people really understand. I have known for many years that all, everything and everyone is connected in a way our mind can not comprehend consciously, but manifests as a feeling that you have to experience to understand. Theory vs practice. On that specific trip my mind and feelings were connected for a while, long enough for me to see the big picture of the universe. But just like a dream it faded away, even though it took a couple of weeks for it to fade so much that even I couldn't understand my attempt to explain what I had come to realize. But even now, maybe 15 years later, that feeling gives me some kind of hope and a feeling of comfort.

    • @Seanb33ee
      @Seanb33ee Місяць тому

      @@majkolsson7192 that sounds really nice. What dosage ? Do you still do psychedelics?

  • @clareduffy6051
    @clareduffy6051 4 роки тому +4010

    “i have very bad OCD. I had to wash my hands 20 times and wipe down everything with wipes” us rn: ight he was ahead of the game

    • @rioloof6350
      @rioloof6350 4 роки тому +78

      OCD has nothing to do with germs. it's obsessive thoughts that can only be suppressed by compulsions(actions) like shuting a door 3 times because if you don't you will be murdered in your sleep.

    • @kenlinasobirionwu5776
      @kenlinasobirionwu5776 4 роки тому +32

      @@rioloof6350 I think... Not sure tho... Probably I'm wrong... But I believe... That just maybe.... It was a joke 😑

    • @biglezmate3830
      @biglezmate3830 4 роки тому +47

      @@kenlinasobirionwu5776 and Rio was just offering some insight into OCD. As someone with OCD, I think he explained it perfectly.

    • @biglezmate3830
      @biglezmate3830 4 роки тому +9

      @@zxcmvbn my issues are more sensory, but it's a great explanation for intrusive thoughts and rituals. It's like you're just a puppet who has to fulfill the puppeteer's tasks.

    • @arachnidplays6162
      @arachnidplays6162 4 роки тому +1

      i have something called false memory ocd

  • @spinel7603
    @spinel7603 4 роки тому +3122

    caller: 911 whats your emergency
    me: i smacked my head so hard
    harvard: hello
    me: what

    • @cosmo1659
      @cosmo1659 4 роки тому +36

      This comment underrated

    • @spinel7603
      @spinel7603 4 роки тому +14

      No i dont know either man

    • @decptive8243
      @decptive8243 4 роки тому +14

      No Harvard is a university

    • @cosmo1659
      @cosmo1659 4 роки тому +26

      decptive bro Harvard is my uncle

    • @pooorman-diy1104
      @pooorman-diy1104 4 роки тому +3

      bwahahahahaha...

  • @rani5083
    @rani5083 4 роки тому +2248

    “did you prepare for the exam”
    “yeah i punched the shit out of myself”

  • @omidmirzaee212
    @omidmirzaee212 Місяць тому +2

    something like this happened to one of my friends, too. He never could get a good score at school, but after a really small car accident, he became a genius.

  • @gunargundarson1626
    @gunargundarson1626 4 роки тому +1207

    When he said "I had been sleeping almost for three days and just trying to make myself go back to sleep". I felt that.

  • @viettiepbui8057
    @viettiepbui8057 4 роки тому +3955

    Oh, so that's how Newton became a physicist..an apple fell on his head!

    • @maxbromet4365
      @maxbromet4365 4 роки тому +72

      Viet Tiep Bui oh shit

    • @jooohith
      @jooohith 4 роки тому +48

      But really apple did not fell on his head it fell on the floor, the did not fell on his head that was a made up story..

    • @ssystem_90
      @ssystem_90 4 роки тому +104

      Johith Johnson r/woooosh

    • @AmidaNyorai48
      @AmidaNyorai48 4 роки тому +6

      😄

    • @MoonLight-eg7yn
      @MoonLight-eg7yn 4 роки тому +14

      @@jooohith whoosh

  • @WhiteEagle8888
    @WhiteEagle8888 5 років тому +2923

    Almost as good as being bitten by a radioactive spider.

    • @frankzavala8605
      @frankzavala8605 5 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @therocker3024
      @therocker3024 5 років тому +6

      Ehh almost..

    • @goatfather6045
      @goatfather6045 5 років тому +3

      Here at 85 likes.
      I'm the 3rd reply.

    • @therocker3024
      @therocker3024 5 років тому +2

      @@goatfather6045 I see what you are trying to do there. Telling you its not gonna work.

    • @danny550
      @danny550 5 років тому +1

      @@therocker3024 what is he trying???

  • @r2m40
    @r2m40 Місяць тому +2

    This is a true story that really happened to me. I had an exponential IQ growth when I was 22, year by year I was learning so many things that my life view changed. The school system and the environment was holding back my personal development. I understand this man.

  • @51516
    @51516 5 років тому +1932

    Let's hope those guys at the bar have produced many geniuses over the years.

    • @chadangeles3856
      @chadangeles3856 5 років тому +7

      opposite would happen to me

    • @iamgroot4611
      @iamgroot4611 5 років тому +16

      And I'm sure countless intelligence have been created from smashing somebody's face

    • @NeostormXLMAX
      @NeostormXLMAX 5 років тому +5

      why did they even beat this guy lol

    • @languageartsgrade
      @languageartsgrade 5 років тому +2

      NeostormXLMAX maybe singing?

    • @chadangeles3856
      @chadangeles3856 5 років тому +1

      @@NeostormXLMAX watch the video

  • @ray_ayy
    @ray_ayy 4 роки тому +1435

    Okay but are we going to talk about the fact that the story started with the phrase “It was the golden age of futons”

  • @Bubbles_Utonium
    @Bubbles_Utonium 4 роки тому +1123

    When he said “I remember sleeping for like 3 days, waking up and just trying to make myself go back to sleep” I felt that.

    • @raghad0909
      @raghad0909 4 роки тому +2

      I

    • @Revlimit_Funk
      @Revlimit_Funk 4 роки тому +3

      H

    • @qwwerty370
      @qwwerty370 4 роки тому +4

      Quarantine make us feel that 🙃

    • @GSXK4
      @GSXK4 4 роки тому +1

      That's called Tuesday

    • @michaelanderson6646
      @michaelanderson6646 4 роки тому +7

      I'm alone I was diagnosed ADHD and panic disorder all of a sudden I can't stop inventing and it all works I don't know anyone who understands and it's scaring me how to I get in touch with others like me I may be smart but that i don't know

  • @traildude7538
    @traildude7538 2 роки тому +55

    My younger brother was good at math, working on a master's degree, when he was in an accident that shut down the left half of his brain, which is supposed to be the math side. But after he was out of the hospital he hadn't lost any math ability, but saw math every where; he couldn't NOT do math. Any time he saw a number he would just rattle off its prime factors; two numbers together and he would just announce the results of adding the two and multiplying. He had memorized pi to a hundred places as a stunt in high school; now he could recite the digits of pi to three hundred places without hesitation, and do the same with the square roots of one- and two-digit numbers. Give him a list of numbers and he would see patterns that others needed computers to find (he briefly worked at Boeing crunching numbers, and astounded his supervisor one day when he mentioned working on the stealth program: he hadn't been told the numbers were from the stealth research, he just "saw" the pattern and knew what it was [so they had to do a crash investigation to get him a security clearance to know what he'd recognized in the data]). One day he picked up a Rubik's Cube and examined all six sides, then proceeded to solve it without stopping, just move after move: he'd seen the places of the pieces as a math relationship and working from that knew which moves would solve it.
    Interestingly he lost all sense of rhythm; he could play anything on the piano that he'd heard because to him music had become math, but it was painful to listen to because the tempo he played at would shift all over the place.
    The doctors finally gave up trying to make sense of it since the "math side" of his brain was dead, yet he had what we jokingly called "math OCD".

    • @NUM3R1S
      @NUM3R1S 2 роки тому

      Beautiful story

    • @Zeon7510
      @Zeon7510 2 місяці тому +4

      What if the death of the math part of the brain is what sparked that BECAUSE now the brain had to rewire to gain the functions back and it led to this. Maybe some kind of synesthesia?

    • @w花b
      @w花b 2 місяці тому +2

      The brain is interconnected, I don't see how it's crazy to think you could still retain abilities despite lacking the part where it's supposed to be in.

    • @lalathebenificent1335
      @lalathebenificent1335 Місяць тому +1

      Interesting! My brother is developmentally disabled, and has OCD. He loves math, especially trigonometry, because of the patterns, which stims his OCD.

    • @kagank7441
      @kagank7441 Місяць тому

      @@lalathebenificent1335 yo since your comment is the most recent one i am gonna ask you cuz you have to highest chance to answer whats boeing stealth program he is mentioning never heard of it

  • @martyreking1048
    @martyreking1048 8 років тому +3229

    About 5 years ago I got knocked the fuck out and forgot every single Soprano episodes and had to rewatch them like for the first time...that was great .

    • @princejraxson469
      @princejraxson469 7 років тому +42

      martyre king 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @joshuaamy3010
      @joshuaamy3010 7 років тому +229

      The real savant right here

    • @johnbreitley2389
      @johnbreitley2389 7 років тому +72

      you wanna I knock the fuck out of you again to let you rewatch it 3rd time ?

    • @marcorodriguez8477
      @marcorodriguez8477 7 років тому +1

      Will do Sargent. Lookin ass

    • @Mar-vc6bb
      @Mar-vc6bb 7 років тому

      martyre king what... XD

  • @RustyShackleford86868
    @RustyShackleford86868 5 років тому +5840

    Becomes genius, opens a furniture store.

    • @RustyShackleford86868
      @RustyShackleford86868 5 років тому +214

      @Rata 4U
      Honestly when he said he went back to school, that he'd at least become a professor in mathematics.

    • @monkeyman7048
      @monkeyman7048 5 років тому +8

      Genuis

    • @mrcrash8970
      @mrcrash8970 5 років тому +90

      Rusty Shackleford people who own furniture stores make more money than you think.

    • @RustyShackleford86868
      @RustyShackleford86868 5 років тому +56

      @@mrcrash8970
      I didn't mention money.

    • @everything2872
      @everything2872 5 років тому +12

      Rusty Shackleford epic fail

  • @a5amr2
    @a5amr2 5 років тому +3908

    Now I realise why I excelled in maths. Thanks dad.

    • @4.7m_views
      @4.7m_views 5 років тому +40

      SamR looool

    • @JEiowan
      @JEiowan 5 років тому +28

      SamR -so sorry...

    • @Kniero
      @Kniero 5 років тому +18

      I can relate

    • @a5amr2
      @a5amr2 5 років тому +24

      @@JEiowan it's just the chronic headaches that bother me 😄

    • @JEiowan
      @JEiowan 5 років тому +12

      @@a5amr2 sending you love....

  • @TheScottGillies
    @TheScottGillies 2 роки тому +6

    This was strangely inspiring!

  • @stargazerspark4499
    @stargazerspark4499 6 років тому +9447

    Well he lost the mullet, that's gotta be a 10 point IQ increase at least.

    • @danashane
      @danashane 6 років тому +230

      bizness in the front, party in the back

    • @juliannatale6743
      @juliannatale6743 6 років тому +147

      “Bizness” well we can see your iq is under 10

    • @juliopchile
      @juliopchile 6 років тому +40

      It's seems he developed a form of synesthesia and that usually correlates with a difference of 10 points in IQ with normal people, so this seems to be a pretty acurrate conclution in some way.

    • @calichef1962
      @calichef1962 6 років тому +74

      It was the 90s. *Everyone* had a mullet then. Except bald men. I know because I was a hairdresser back then. I used to cut mullet, after mullet, after mullet. Only they were called 'bi-level' haircuts back then. They were as big a trend as decorated sweatshirts with matching decorated sweatpants and high-top sneakers.

    • @LisaCupcake
      @LisaCupcake 6 років тому +14

      +Julian Natale 10? We can see that you love being dramatic. And really, knocking the joke about spelling it "bizness"? We can also see that you're very superficial.

  • @amelya2957
    @amelya2957 4 роки тому +1816

    The people at the bar: I’m bouta end this man’s whole career
    The dude’s brain: Well yes but actually no

    • @killuazappyboi1930
      @killuazappyboi1930 4 роки тому +6

      UnlawfulSomethings because he stopped doing futons lmao they literally ended his career

    • @Slitherv5
      @Slitherv5 4 роки тому +1

      WHAT CAREER

    • @amelya2957
      @amelya2957 4 роки тому

      Gerald Rodriguez lmao

  • @randomdude3257
    @randomdude3257 4 роки тому +2245

    Him: *Gets hit on the head "I started seeing equations and numbers"
    Me: * Gets hit on the head " I started seeing my dead relatives"

  • @michellehaney4403
    @michellehaney4403 2 місяці тому +2

    I had this happen to me after a TBI from a near death car accident but it was with memories, long Shakespeare sonnets, and some photographic memories developed. I literally had the sense knocked into me. This has led to a fascination with Neuroscience, which I have spent many years in since the accident.

  • @Lowqy
    @Lowqy 5 років тому +2413

    He was hit so hard he’s halfway out of the matrix

  • @meganm9178
    @meganm9178 4 роки тому +1697

    Everything is literally math
    Me: huh it explains why I suck at life

    • @dxygup581
      @dxygup581 4 роки тому +3

      Megan's world you suck at math

    • @bintanggumilang8843
      @bintanggumilang8843 4 роки тому

      M A T H

    • @matts5247
      @matts5247 4 роки тому

      Megan's world Is that what arrhythmia tick is that ol math ain’t it?

    • @william...
      @william... 4 роки тому +2

      Dxygup no shit sherlock that’s the joke

    • @telemonlikehappy
      @telemonlikehappy 4 роки тому

      Dxygup yup that’s it you got it

  • @mrdabss
    @mrdabss 6 років тому +2238

    New goal: stand outside of karaoke bars hoping to become a genius.

    • @Shinkajo
      @Shinkajo 6 років тому +14

      Who gets mugged outside of karaoke bars? This guy I guess.

    • @behailubezuneh4177
      @behailubezuneh4177 6 років тому +2

      Ethiopia news

    • @spoofy0760
      @spoofy0760 5 років тому

      Can we get 1000 subs for Kermit to survive I’m your 666th like

    • @2h4
      @2h4 5 років тому

      Adam Lolno Lmao

    • @ShawnTufford
      @ShawnTufford 5 років тому

      @Adam Lolno lol

  • @craigsips8677
    @craigsips8677 Місяць тому +4

    I have left frontal head trauma from age 4. They took me out of school to get tested because I wasn’t communicating with the other kids and I couldn’t connect with groups. Left hemisphere tested as a two year old and the right of a six year old. The right was taking up the load for the left so they sent me back in. I didn’t start forming sentences until age 7 and didn’t catch up with everyone else until I was around 10.
    I am 53 now and it’s been a very interesting journey learning about other people, you people. It’s been a long time figuring things out but I think I can’t abstract like you guys. When you use abstract words or concepts it just means nothing to me. Good, bad, morality, ethics, bravery, justice, it all means nothing. there is just nothing there.

    • @dalemiller9338
      @dalemiller9338 Місяць тому +2

      You could be a politician

    • @mysteriousgamingog5249
      @mysteriousgamingog5249 Місяць тому

      ​@dalemiller9338 😂

    • @koboglo6973
      @koboglo6973 23 дні тому

      after reading about your experience, I think russian Putin was beaten a lot when he was young

  • @clockwerkclockwerk5537
    @clockwerkclockwerk5537 5 років тому +1957

    Me before watching this: sucks in math
    Me After Watching This: Continous head banging at the wall

    • @emuzoo0913
      @emuzoo0913 5 років тому +54

      Don't do dat...
      Just banging isn't hard enough, use a big stick...
      EDIT: is-use

    • @76e85
      @76e85 5 років тому +21

      You after banging head: **brain dama-ama-amage**

    • @kittycat-kg4dm
      @kittycat-kg4dm 5 років тому +22

      I have a maths exam in two days... I’m gna go look for a big magnet

    • @v1p3r94
      @v1p3r94 5 років тому +5

      Everyone replying to this is cringy as fuck

    • @mochi4387
      @mochi4387 5 років тому +15

      @@v1p3r94 This is the internet, learn to deal with it lmao

  • @gracelynnduecker6170
    @gracelynnduecker6170 4 роки тому +3663

    This man hits his head: becomes a genius
    I hit my head: Gets diagnosed with post traumatic epilepsy
    I see how it is universe, I see how it is

  • @dantesandstrom4680
    @dantesandstrom4680 3 роки тому +4120

    When he started talking about meeting his wife and how everything started getting better, it made me feel super happy.

    • @karlikallikorm4081
      @karlikallikorm4081 3 роки тому +44

      I can tell on your profile pic

    • @Kylirr
      @Kylirr 3 роки тому +9

      fitting icon haha

    • @grantingria4324
      @grantingria4324 3 роки тому +18

      Yeah same, it made me wanna drop a brick on my head!

    • @solarnaut
      @solarnaut 3 роки тому +1

      don't worry . . . there's a pill for that B-)
      (side effects may appear closer than they actually are)

    • @WhatWhy42
      @WhatWhy42 3 роки тому

      🤮

  • @MattMyers-n7f
    @MattMyers-n7f Місяць тому +1

    Finally, a UA-cam video I found interesting enough to watch entirely. Congratulations

  • @ShaffaAdam
    @ShaffaAdam 4 роки тому +4194

    I'm still wondering how futons come into this whole thing...

    • @sammudd8828
      @sammudd8828 4 роки тому +373

      same, that made no sense. "the 90s were the booming time for futons" goes on to tell a story about getting mugged and drawing circles. Then they show him working in a futon store at the end....why do futons matter to this story?

    • @sammudd8828
      @sammudd8828 4 роки тому +85

      @@trollsneedhugs yeah, aww nd that's important to this story how???

    • @aitorjeronimoorive578
      @aitorjeronimoorive578 4 роки тому +9

      @@trollsneedhugs lol

    • @NaztyNydz
      @NaztyNydz 4 роки тому +48

      The answer is simple 6:02

    • @Gottsnus
      @Gottsnus 4 роки тому +66

      I think they're implying/ clarifying that despite his acquired synesthesia he lives a normal life and is happy doing so.

  • @GoHomeAndGetYourShinebox
    @GoHomeAndGetYourShinebox 4 роки тому +3311

    My girlfriend left me because of my OCD
    I told her to open and close the door 8 times on her way out

  • @barackyobama6139
    @barackyobama6139 5 років тому +1739

    "Really morty? you beat cancer and then went back to the carpet store?"

    • @NAE.3
      @NAE.3 5 років тому +23

      Barack Yobama underrated comment

    • @dreww3313
      @dreww3313 5 років тому +16

      can't believe more people didn't make this correlation

    • @nima665
      @nima665 5 років тому +1

      Genius!

    • @mrj.skunkwerx7634
      @mrj.skunkwerx7634 5 років тому +13

      ""Hey everybody this guys taking Roy off the grid""

    • @j.i.s.l178
      @j.i.s.l178 5 років тому +1

      😹😹😹😹

  • @manishaibba3758
    @manishaibba3758 3 дні тому

    I have exam this coming Friday, and UA-cam recommended this video. I know what to do now, thank you for helping me UA-cam.

  • @avaristamps1769
    @avaristamps1769 5 років тому +3020

    Other acquired savants:
    Math genius
    Incredible artist
    Music prodigy
    That one guy:
    June 25th is a Wednesday

    • @gabrielturner6394
      @gabrielturner6394 5 років тому +11

      Ahahah

    • @bluewren65
      @bluewren65 5 років тому +52

      I know! Poor bastard.

    • @hendrixmalik1439
      @hendrixmalik1439 5 років тому

      😅😅😅😅

    • @SpikeyatShorts
      @SpikeyatShorts 5 років тому +43

      You dont need to be a savant, I can teach you If you want:
      June: 3
      25th: 25
      (For example): 2009: 4
      3+25+4= 32/7= 28 is the closest number with no decimal so" 32-28=4, assuming Sunday is the first day of the week that means that day was a Thursday
      Edit: sorry Sunday is the 0 day of the week 😂😂 and saturday is the 6th

    • @geogutierrez6671
      @geogutierrez6671 5 років тому

      Lol!

  • @emilyelliott722
    @emilyelliott722 4 роки тому +4492

    Plot twist: the attackers were actually scientists and he was the experiment

    • @ilikeanimals5015
      @ilikeanimals5015 4 роки тому +16

      WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT????!

    • @mickeymouse4693
      @mickeymouse4693 4 роки тому +30

      Haha this comment is creative

    • @horizonX90
      @horizonX90 4 роки тому +56

      Yep, the old professor and the blond woman were the attackers 😂😂

    • @yobromo5350
      @yobromo5350 4 роки тому +9

      @@user-gc2ye3wo6k notice how nobody thought what you said was funny

    • @wesleyc5713
      @wesleyc5713 4 роки тому +7

      The attacker were aliens

  • @shimishimi6250
    @shimishimi6250 4 роки тому +3110

    Hearing all these accidental genius stories, I might hit my own head with a baseball bat at this point

    • @ainelimwanza2890
      @ainelimwanza2890 4 роки тому +52

      Lol... plz tell me how that goes nd the outcome...

    • @acidjelly2163
      @acidjelly2163 4 роки тому

      Hi shimi :3

    • @atlf3357
      @atlf3357 4 роки тому +170

      Hits head
      *Accidentally becomes stupider*

    • @tkd4
      @tkd4 4 роки тому +30

      @@atlf3357 lol. That would be my luck if I tried it.

    • @priyanshu3696
      @priyanshu3696 4 роки тому +3

      😂😂

  • @freedomofchoicelover3734
    @freedomofchoicelover3734 2 роки тому +2

    Same can happen with heart surgeries...my step dad at 70ys...barely went to school...farmer....barely literate...after surgery all of a sudden writing books, researching...had all this knowledge all of a sudden...was nuts...

  • @turbo_jake
    @turbo_jake 5 років тому +2939

    Him: everything is math
    Me: *fails math*
    Me: I guess this means I fail everything

    • @nealkelly9757
      @nealkelly9757 5 років тому +58

      TurboJake You can still sell fuotons like him.

    • @gamingcomics9711
      @gamingcomics9711 5 років тому +22

      TurboJake do you want me to beat you up and see what happens?

    • @turbo_jake
      @turbo_jake 5 років тому +20

      Neal Kelly *futons are math too*

    • @turbo_jake
      @turbo_jake 5 років тому +15

      Gaming Comics Gravity is math and I suck at math so that means I suck at gravity which means by the time you are getting this I’m passing Pluto.

    • @nicnaknoc
      @nicnaknoc 5 років тому +3

      Aw damn that's dark 😅

  • @AdityaKumar-mu9qz
    @AdityaKumar-mu9qz 5 років тому +2183

    This dude downloaded ram.

    • @unkn0wnpwn317
      @unkn0wnpwn317 5 років тому +86

      Aditya Kumar no, we have 100k ram but only able to use around 10k. so he he got a software update.

    • @tarpongalaxy7440
      @tarpongalaxy7440 5 років тому +3

      Lmao funniest comment by far

    • @Max-up8vj
      @Max-up8vj 5 років тому +38

      the dude got his brain overclocked

    • @Pain-xw1rj
      @Pain-xw1rj 5 років тому +43

      Searched porn, instead of clearing history he did a factory reset.

    • @nohawk6412
      @nohawk6412 5 років тому +7

      more like another user wanted to give him a virus but instead gave him a not virus. Wow that sounded funnier in my head

  • @Minty_Meeo
    @Minty_Meeo 7 років тому +4759

    Getting hit in the head so hard that debug mode got switched on.

  • @thequantaleaper
    @thequantaleaper 2 роки тому

    The visuals on this film cannot be understated. Absolutely beautiful.

  • @zeealwaysshan
    @zeealwaysshan 5 років тому +5508

    God - makes him genius
    He- opens a mattress store

    • @uHasioorr
      @uHasioorr 5 років тому +153

      He - gets a wife...

    • @EidolonSpecus
      @EidolonSpecus 5 років тому +230

      He already worked there at the time of his injury. He just happened to keep working there. Probably because it gives him plenty of time to draw geometric shapes on paper. People with Acquired Savant syndrome don't necessarily become productive workers; most of them are effectively disabled and incapable of keeping a job.

    • @TonyHerson
      @TonyHerson 5 років тому +55

      @Sjoerd van Rijswijk Actually it was a Brain injury

    • @EidolonSpecus
      @EidolonSpecus 5 років тому +55

      @Sjoerd van Rijswijk you mean causality. Evolution is not a force. Evolution is a description of what causality does across generations of living organisms.

    • @connan8776
      @connan8776 5 років тому +14

      @Sjoerd van Rijswijk if god wasnt real then how were we created?

  • @dasfluffy7433
    @dasfluffy7433 4 роки тому +1991

    Man this quarantine got me going to the deepest parts of UA-cam
    btw ty for 1.5k likes currently

    • @dasfluffy7433
      @dasfluffy7433 4 роки тому +3

      😭

    • @QuinTheNonBinary
      @QuinTheNonBinary 4 роки тому +5

      I found videos that made me laugh,and ones that are complex

    • @octaine378
      @octaine378 4 роки тому +8

      What are you talking about this was on my recommended

    • @witchslayerxo
      @witchslayerxo 4 роки тому +10

      Das Fluffy this normal shit

    • @snadas
      @snadas 4 роки тому +2

      Me too

  • @koribryant
    @koribryant 7 років тому +2050

    i got the shit beat out of me once and have been in 3 car crashes ... and all i got was the shit beat out of me and was in 3 car crashes.

    • @iudexe3103
      @iudexe3103 7 років тому +36

      Lmfao 😂😂😂😂

    • @yiurock4084
      @yiurock4084 7 років тому +2

      lol!

    • @Qwerty-tz3jw
      @Qwerty-tz3jw 7 років тому +8

      koribryant can you describe how the beating was?

    • @BillyTheMilkMan
      @BillyTheMilkMan 7 років тому +6

      I hope you learned something out of those experiences

    • @AI-bq8dd
      @AI-bq8dd 7 років тому +9

      well your alive and well so its all good

  • @bearyhot
    @bearyhot 2 роки тому

    This was strangly on my phone when I woke up and I was driven to watch it. I've now subbed to the channel and if there are more videos like this here, my thirst for knowledge will be quenched.

  • @markcross109
    @markcross109 5 років тому +2698

    Where can I find those two guys? Willing to pay $20,000 to beat me up the same way.

    • @Captain.Obvious
      @Captain.Obvious 5 років тому +12

      emilio mercado pasikat na bayagbag I’m willing to give up to a half a mil

    • @supremaunus7100
      @supremaunus7100 5 років тому +25

      When can we meet for this and is this cash payment

    • @neweythefool
      @neweythefool 5 років тому +6

      Don't worry bro I got u 👌

    • @nohawk6412
      @nohawk6412 5 років тому +7

      ya me too! ..but im included in his 20,000

    • @jrc2976
      @jrc2976 5 років тому +2

      emilio mercado pasikat na bayagbag i'll do it for free

  • @k0hji575
    @k0hji575 4 роки тому +3651

    How to get smart:
    1. Go to club
    2. Get a coke
    3. Leave
    4. Get jumped
    Edit: Doesn’t work, I now have brain damage

    • @emon2689
      @emon2689 4 роки тому +34

      I have brain damage amage amage too

    • @NOOBEDITORGOD
      @NOOBEDITORGOD 4 роки тому +4

      ッZ e N i X 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @vthebeast1246
      @vthebeast1246 4 роки тому +2

      M C haha

    • @ramdany7
      @ramdany7 4 роки тому +33

      you forgot the mullet.. thats why.

    • @k0hji575
      @k0hji575 4 роки тому +2

      Ramdany fu fu fuck

  • @Sasquatch_101
    @Sasquatch_101 3 роки тому +3853

    Idk why but the thumbnail made me think his haircut had something to do with his “accidental genius”

    • @apointb2260
      @apointb2260 3 роки тому +54

      I thought it would be something like when homer simpson had a crayon stuck in his brain thru the nostril

    • @UziStorm_1727
      @UziStorm_1727 3 роки тому +9

      Same

    • @Capibapi1
      @Capibapi1 3 роки тому +5

      @@apointb2260 well that made him stupid

    • @Capibapi1
      @Capibapi1 3 роки тому +2

      @@apointb2260 but kinda

    • @schnoogens76
      @schnoogens76 3 роки тому +12

      Maybe it did. ??? Maybe his haircut is what got him hit in the head in the first place...
      Maybe you saw his haircut in the thumbnail and unconsciously wanted to smash him in the back of the head? Lol

  • @amredswordcalice23
    @amredswordcalice23 Рік тому +5

    Why is this vídeo unlisted?

  • @cqdavey9256
    @cqdavey9256 5 років тому +1303

    "So I got my ass kicked and basically unlocked my mind"
    Joe Rogan: But have you ever tried DMT?

    • @vexvalentine7515
      @vexvalentine7515 5 років тому +6

      That's crazy man but thats called dmt

    • @abusername1270
      @abusername1270 4 роки тому +3

      Geometric beings of light and love ...... Tricksters

    • @fanzi875
      @fanzi875 4 роки тому +6

      I think that Dmt makes us smarter in another way

    • @Killdroid96
      @Killdroid96 4 роки тому

      David Wade 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @recklessspending5719
      @recklessspending5719 4 роки тому +1

      “We’re so glad you’ve found this technology”

  • @antocool100
    @antocool100 4 роки тому +791

    "i was all about the party"
    - guy who goes to karaoke bar and drinks 1 coke

    • @richardp444
      @richardp444 4 роки тому +29

      Lmao 😂 thought the same thing. Real party animal

    • @azizov5942
      @azizov5942 4 роки тому +22

      Thats not coca cola. He says he had coke. 👀

    • @gucciman3194
      @gucciman3194 4 роки тому +12

      @@azizov5942 he drank it too... that’s hard core

    • @glenjamindle
      @glenjamindle 4 роки тому +14

      And then gets jumped "for no reason". Mmhmm suuuuure

  • @I_am_Itay
    @I_am_Itay 4 роки тому +7072

    Plot twist: The guys that attacked him and "accidentlly" made him a genius were agents from the future who needed desperetly his secret math skills

    • @cleatus232
      @cleatus232 4 роки тому +32

      Yea

    • @rajveersinghdhillon1477
      @rajveersinghdhillon1477 4 роки тому +6

      🧐🧐

    • @hanadikadayunan5648
      @hanadikadayunan5648 4 роки тому +18

      Best plot twist

    • @hellz23456
      @hellz23456 4 роки тому +113

      what if the guy that attacke him is himself from the future and old so he would be genius to be used for time travel mathematical equation.

    • @I_am_Itay
      @I_am_Itay 4 роки тому +16

      @@hellz23456 If so how he got genious at first?