How fast can you touch AIR in every Mario game?
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- Опубліковано 31 бер 2023
- We've touched earth, water, and fire. That leaves only one element left remaining to master...air.
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I think I included all the Mario games this time but let me know if I missed any
Mayrio cart 🛒
Can you do the fastest death in every Mario game? I really enjoyed watching this series!
It doesn't matter if you missed something.
hotel mario
You touched grass but not dirt
Out of all of the April Fool videos I've seen today this one's really a breath of fresh air.
*I see what you did there*
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@@Imagine1143 I see what you did th-air
@@joewilliams-un8vu t-air-able joke
HELO BROTHER
I thought I was the only one who played Super Mario 64! I'm glad I have such a super rare game in my collection.
it's not super rare :/ a physical copy of it is, but it's not super rare, heck it's even on the nintendo switch even tho nintendo is very harshly against retro games
@@nocontext400 that's the joke
How does it feel to be one of the few with Super Mario 64?
@@nocontext400 how does ot feel to be the only one to not get the joke
@@F1remice how does it feel to be a smart alack?
That's 4 of 18 types!
You still have yet to Touch Normal, Electric, Ice, Psychic, Dark, Dragon, Ghost, Bug, Rock, Ground, Poison, Fighting, Steel and Fairy.
I wouldn't be opposed to a touching bug video because that means wiggler gets morebspotlight
Question, is a koopa a dragon?
Bump!!! Let's do this thing!!!
@@JamesTDG Yoshi is a dragon and dinosaur hybrid, so that is close enough.
@@JamesTDG the ruined dragon from smo
I was waiting for him to get to Mario Galaxy and debate over wether there’s air in space.
Then I remembered that it’s April Fools’ Day.
He touches air at the beginning of both Mario Galaxy games anyway
And there is air in Mario Sunshine
And there’s air in Ohio☠️☠️
@@DemonicInOhio shut
@@DemonicInOhioshuy
0:41 actually funnily enough, there may actually NOT be air/an atmosphere in that black void, since we know that until Mario 64, Mario didn't need air to breath, as he can spend as much time in the underwater stages as he wants without drowning
I mean, technically, there’s air in the water. Mario a fish; confirmed?!?!
@@micahwong1410. I mean, technically, he's never touching air as his atoms don't physically touch air atoms. Mario a dust cloud; confirmed?!?!
Whaaaaaaaaa!?
This is definitely one of the hardest challenge ever, I am very impressed you manage to touch air in every Mario game!
Somehow manages to be both an April Fools prank and the inevitable conclusion to the Touching Stuff With Mario franchise at the same time.
This is the most original yet unoriginal april fools prank ever
you should've done this for zelda, so that you can really take that breath of the wild
i get it
lol underrated
Bro I’m actually dying rn😂
I like to think he realized halfway through Super Mario 64 that Super Mario Galaxy was close so he just decided to go for every obscure game
NBA Street V3 for the Nintendo Gamecube is NOT an obscure game, thank you
@@martineriksson03 Well I said it from my point of view because I dont see much people mentioning it often
It's fricken INSANE that j0rts has all of these consoles. As the legend foretold, only the ONE TRUE GAMER is able to accrue such a collection!
There are emulators u know?
@@krakenanimates2981r/woosh
@@krakenanimates2981r/woooooosh
you know that you can get most of these games on the Nintendo switch?
@@krakenanimates2981 /OMG no way!
This is the best April Fools video I've ever watched.
How fast can you make physical contact with Bowser in every Mario game?
super mario princess peach edition
Ahh yes the fifth element, Bowser
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Some games somehow don't have bowser
how fast can grope bowser
Expected the touch air video to be about the first jump you can make, but this works as well.
2:45 super mario MINECRAFT
MARIO'S BALLINNNNNNNNNNN 2:02
Your honor. Mario will never be ballin.
I'm glad Avatar Mario is now one with all the elements, and can now defeat Firelord Bowser.
He actually did it, absolutely insane
Warm, hydrated, and enjoying clean air in the outdoors! J0rts has truly ascended.
I never realized how common air was.
Bro why did you have to prove me wrong like that? I literally said "you can't touch air without a 2 second long video" and you made it 4 minutes somehow. Respect!
a "real" version of this where you touch clouds would be pretty cool i think
I can't wait for people to stumble across this in the future and initially have no idea that this was an April Fools' prank
Lmao, I just did that.
this was quite the intense challenge i must say
The skill required to complete these challenges.... simply incredible, all hail avatar mario
Wow! This was definitely the hardest challenge yet! Glad you toughed it out and got through all of them!
This is the dumbest, most obvious April Fool's joke I've see thus far today, so why am I laughing at it so damn hard?
2:56 all the camman18 fans feeling physical discomfort at the thought of using birch
You should make a serious version where "Air" is some sort of wind element or the skyline in 2d games.
This video had me on the edge of my seat. You just never knew if there was going to be air or not.
The live split window was really helpful thanks
I was REALLY hoping you'd do this for April Fools! You made my day!
2:56 uh oh beware of camman18 he's pissed
I’m pissed
One could argue that because Mario 2 is a dream, you don't touch air until you beat the game and see Mario in bed in real life.
Super Mario Bros 2 takes place in a dream, therefor Mario doesn't touch air until the game is over and we see him in bed sleeping.
j0rts: 2:35 wait there is no air in space
If you featured mario galaxy, there would still be air.
Because every planet has it's atmosphere
And even if they didn't, you start off in a completely normal, planet-sized, under attack planet.
3:30 he is back…
The dance dance revolution one got me laughing to the next neighborhood
Short answer: “How fast can you touch air in every Mario game?” “0.01 Seconds.”
3:37 what have we done
*THE AVI-MAR*
WHAT HAVE WE DOOO-
@@diamondcat705 *smo*
The setup for this video! You, sir, are a legend. Here is your internet. You've won it fair and square.
The Avatar kept balance between the Water Tribes, Earth Kingdom, Fire Nation, and Air Nomads. But that all changed when the Fire Nation attacked.
After watching all the series, this is genius. I don't know how, but it is.
3:04 my eyes!!!!!!!!!
If you ever feel useless, watch this video😂
If you evil feel useless, remember theres a comment making fun of an april fools joke
@@Alistairs_CreativeProjects is right
This must be the hardest challenge you have ever done you deserve an Oscar
that ranking on the end looks like an super easy and short speedrun category that one millisecond longer can take you to 500rd place
2:48 if u make this joke AGAIN I will unsubscribe
Plssss noo
Conclusion: Mario suffocates a little bit for 1/100 of a second at the beginning of every single game.
"That leaves only one element remaining"
The entire Periodic Table: Am I a joke to you?
In Super Mario Bros 2 you are in a dream, so when you are dreaming, you are touching air.
I didn't know this was an April Fool's video until I read the comments, but you did a good job of making this funny as a satire to your other videos while grabbing some obscure titles to showcase in the process.
I learned to type on Mario Teaches Typing and sometimes I swear it was a fever dream. Thank you for confirming my second grade memories aren’t false.
it's exactly what i expected and i love it
This was honestly the hardest but you made it! 😊
This how fast you can touch [X] series is like the '1-1 but it's [X]' gimmick from Super Mario Maker. Not that I'm complaining about that.
I loved this so much unironically
All jokes aside, Mario Hoops 3-on-3 is an absolute banger of a game
In Super Mario 2 you actually cant touch air until you finish the game as it's all a dream.
WELCOME TO MARIO TEACHES TYPING!!!!! 2:10
air??? i BREATHE that
loved this video, im your biggest fan!!!!
NO WAY I remember that typing game! LOL
Not even kidding, when I was in first grade, I was sent in for a scholarship assessment to some private school, because I was way ahead of where I "should" have been in 1st grade, and they had me play that game... I don't remember anything about it, but I do remember messing around with it.
That thumbnail goes so fucking hard, oh my god
I came to this video only to state that bald Mario will live in my nightmares till the end of my days
A thrilling conclusion to this thrilling saga!
Finally Mario Hoops gets the respect it deserves
When you said the Mario Hoops and said it was the only Mario Basketball I got sad BC of NBA one lul, I played that once at a friend's house and had a blast playing it despite how weird it was
fastest speedrun ever! You're on a roll Jorts!
This is a Masterpiece
And with that april fools the *mario the airbender* lore gets deeper
Leaderboard:
Every mario game: 0.01 seconds
Underwater games: ~10 seconds
If you have went outside, then you wouldn't make Aang Mario. That's why people told you to touch grass. For exercise.
You touched grass, water, fire and air but now you have to touch ice/snow and feel the freeze
Alternative title: How fast can you open every mario game and then immediately close it
It's impressive how you made the effort to do a 13-way tie on the timer.
Captain:Unleash the kraken
Crew:Umm sir we don't have a kraken we have an avatario
Captain:Wtf is an avatario
Avatario: ive come for your spaghetti
Captain: kill it with fire
Crew:it controls fire
Captain: kill it with acid then.
"SUPER MARIO O- MINECRAFT" lol
Captain Planet had Earth, Fire, Wind(Air), Water and Heart. Next challenge is heart 😂😂😂
Sonic: "You finally did something I can no longer do."
at first i was thinking "man galaxy gon be so hard" then i remember you start in air
"Mario isn't suffocating so there's air here"
Mario: *Can survive the vacuum of space*
I don't think him being alive means there's air :P
Only one plumber can master all four elements. But when the world needed Mario most, he vanished into thin air.
Ah yes, mario clash. Truly one of the games of all time.
This is actually pretty funny. Nice.
Out of all the air, that 3d air is the sweetest.
Alright. Now you just have to touch heart and you can summon Captain Planet
Beating every Mario game as Wriggler? Or a 6 Bulb Garlic Butter Tutorial?
You know I was literally thinking about this video idea when watching the fire episode.
I love how all the video is is him playing every Mario game for one second😂
1 millisecond more like
in super mario galaxy all the planets are too tiny to have an atmosphere, so you actually cant touch air in that game since by technicality you are always in the vacuum of space
I've gotta say, bro is a true speedrunner for touching air so quickly!
You already touched the elements, now i want you to touch colors, i want you to touch the color brown... PLEASE!
Now Link needs to touch some air. I'm pretty sure he's breathing some nice Rose Town air in one of his games.
legends say mario the last airbender is still released to this day
Huh... And here I thought this was going to be a legitimate video where you saw how fast it would take to get into the sky.
man that was quite a hard challenge, I commend you for doing that
mario dunking over basketball players caught me so off guard
I was hoping the only one not at 1 milisecond would be sunshine since you still have to watch the damn cutscene
0:35 Mario doesn't suffocate without air, considering he can breathe in space. Therefore, he may or may not be touching air here.