People often point out that Bowser goes way too easy on Mario, sending pathetic goombas to kill him and making the lava pits too small. But in the majority of timelines Mario dies and never faces bowser.
bro getting a life in kirby is so easy actually wait it depends on which game your playing if ur playing like magalor epilogue or return to dream land then that does not apply
I think you can lose a life faster in SM 64 by going to a wall, make a triple jump into it, wall jump and do a ground pound at the peak of the jump, that way you take fall damage. Repeat four times and you are dead in the castle grounds.
How quickly can you touch A Friend in every Mario? How quickly can you touch Authority in every Kirby? How quickly can you touch Air in every Metroid game?
I travel back to 1994 after the Mario movie already exists. I explain to people that in the future year 2023 on the internet (what is the internet???) there is a channel, like a videocassette, but you don't have to leave home, like watching TV, but videocassette, but without leaving home. There's a channel that makes funny videos about Mario. Yes, this is the future. And that humanity is dying out because you, which means us, so we didn't listen to the scientists back then. Well I did and do, but I'm not the mass of people. Somehow that also fits the morbid theme of the video. The end is near.
Go touch grass! -> Touches grass Drink some water. -> Jumps into water Get a life! -> Literally gets a life ??? -> Loses a life ... I wonder what the incentive might've been this time.
I think this should count for Ghost since you're technically touching Ground whenever you're... well, Grounded. If that's not enough for Ground though, then Ground could be an underground level or something
Touching money could be another challenge you can do in these games :) Also jeez for being the easiest enemy Goomba’s are also apparently the deadliest
Could easily cut 30s out of Mario 64. You can get ontop of the castle early without the cannon and there's a small area you can ledge grab that'll insta kill Mario. Or if you want to do glitchless (Getting on top of the castle I would consider "tech" not a glitch, the same way you claimed lakitu skip is a speedrun strat) you can triple jump wall kick ground pound off the tower on top of the castle for fall damage
SMB-Those damn cheep-cheeps on the bridge can still get me. SMB2-i still miss jumps in 5-1. SMB3-Big Bass will occasionally eat me. SMW-Reznors!!! >:\/ YI-Goonie Bird Flight. 😑
SOOOOOOO now Nathaniel Bandy's probably writing the scrite or playing mario games for 'avoiding death in every mario game' ''I'm allergic to DEATH. So today I am gonna try to beat all of the mario games WITHOUT DYING. If I die, I have to start that game all over again. Now let's get into it.'' -says Nathaniel Bandy
So, you included Mario RPG, but still not the Paper Marios?? Super Paper Mario would've been really creative because you can Game Over by refusing to undertake the quest in the opening cutscene! And in TTYD, you just die by repeatedly jumping in the water at the start of the game!
I wish you would do the Paper Mario games in some of these videos. Might be a bit too long for some of 'em, though. At least Super Mario RPG got included!
I think I might know two more video game characters that I have felt more pain and dad then Mario starting off with the walnut from plants versus zombies and probably the one video game character who has lost the most lives, and there has been most fails henry stick man from the Henry Stickman collection 0:28
These goombas are outta control
Real
yes
G00MBA
LETS GO
i think instead of u resetting in the lost levels u should of just ignored the paratroopa and got the poison mushroom
We gotta get revenge. How fast can you *take* a life in every Mario game?
You mean how fast you can *murder* in every Mario game
@@IAmAbsoluteLAD Yes basically.
All for it
Let’s roll
@@Introbulusor the opposite, how fast can you kill a enemy in every mario game?
People often point out that Bowser goes way too easy on Mario, sending pathetic goombas to kill him and making the lava pits too small. But in the majority of timelines Mario dies and never faces bowser.
These goombas deserve a promotion for being able to speedrun killing Mario
a raise? but they're the masterminds...
Nice to see the Goomba getting a spotlight in one of these videos.
I instinctively started reading this in the Hotel Mario voice lol
Its funny how you somehow gained a life instead of losing one in Mario World
1:34 is pure reflex for us all
Finally, Bowser's army is doing their job.
FINALLY
Yes ❤
0:12 I know someone who has lost more lives...
the Geometry Dash Icon
I knew I'll find a comment like that
No the stick man on the road signs
@@VERYCOOLMONKEYVRhes technically not shown dying
Mario games always seem so simple and easy and then you die to the first goomba
Over time I've come to appreciate just how much faster it is to get to the action (and your first death) in older games
How fast can you touch Zelda in every Zelda game?
Link’s Awakening moment
Never, because Zelda isn't real.
Is it really losing a life when you know exactly where it was thrown away
You should try some of these challenges with Kirby games! Like getting a life and whatnot
bro getting a life in kirby is so easy
actually wait it depends on which game your playing
if ur playing like magalor epilogue or return to dream land then that does not apply
You should do "how long does it take to max out your wallet in every Zelda game." That one would be pretty long, but it could be fun.
Jfc the drowning deaths are actually pretty nutty to see in the kid friendly mario series. Held nothing back with the animations, gruesome.
0:04 Goomba
goomba
SNES
I think you can lose a life faster in SM 64 by going to a wall, make a triple jump into it, wall jump and do a ground pound at the peak of the jump, that way you take fall damage. Repeat four times and you are dead in the castle grounds.
I too am going to lose a life to the Super Mario RPG remake. So hyped for it!
Fun fact to see this video, Death% is one of the most common alternate speedruns around!
How quickly can you touch A Friend in every Mario?
How quickly can you touch Authority in every Kirby?
How quickly can you touch Air in every Metroid game?
Technically, Samus is most likely always touching air, as long as her suit is working.
What friends are in Mario 1?
That sliding guy in Super Mario World was my mortal enemy as a child. Lost so many lives to it.
"you dare bring light into my lair!? You must die!" - ganon, link: the faces of evil.
Sorry to inform you, but that enemy in galaxy 2 at 4:08 is not a goomba. It's a Galoomba, they're different.
If we're being nitpicky then at 1:18 that's technically a Goombo, which is a variation of the Goomba, but not an actual Goomba itself!
Now after touching Death, comes Money!!!
1:33 when muscle memory kicks in
0:40 All we had to do is jump to that damn cupa, mario
I travel back to 1994 after the Mario movie already exists. I explain to people that in the future year 2023 on the internet (what is the internet???) there is a channel, like a videocassette, but you don't have to leave home, like watching TV, but videocassette, but without leaving home.
There's a channel that makes funny videos about Mario. Yes, this is the future. And that humanity is dying out because you, which means us, so we didn't listen to the scientists back then. Well I did and do, but I'm not the mass of people. Somehow that also fits the morbid theme of the video. The end is near.
Super Mario Bros 2 is so hard that even deliberately killing yourself to the first Koopa takes skill.
You forgot super Luigi U, Wrecking crew, Donkey Kong, Mario Bros. (Arcade) and Mario’s Time Machine what a shame. 💀
once mario wonder comes out, I hope you make a compilation of how fast you can do all these things in that game!
3:52 That's one spicy meatball-a.
complete mario without touching goomba
Go touch grass! -> Touches grass
Drink some water. -> Jumps into water
Get a life! -> Literally gets a life
??? -> Loses a life
... I wonder what the incentive might've been this time.
Probably a statement that'd get a comment reported quite a bit...
Something whose abbreviation rhymes with Guilty Gear's Ky Kiske, that's for sure
I wonder where Hotel Mario would be on this list.
Now you just need to touch life *get a 1-up*
*TOUCH AIR IN EVERY MARIO GAME.*
Oh god getting the bold text right took 4 edits I’m kinda dumb
Mario hasn’t took as much pain as the average 3 year old that plays roblox
0:30 Other Than The First Motobug In Sonic 1
Boy oh boy, your videos literally are to die for (RIP Mario)
Should I count this as touching Ghost (since you die) or touching Ground (because you get buried)?
Either way, that's 5 types touched, 13 types left!
I think this should count for Ghost since you're technically touching Ground whenever you're... well, Grounded.
If that's not enough for Ground though, then Ground could be an underground level or something
Touching money could be another challenge you can do in these games :) Also jeez for being the easiest enemy Goomba’s are also apparently the deadliest
I love that you showed multiple options for this one, showing which method would actually be faster between a couple initial ideas.
You forgot one more person who suffered more deaths than mario. The geometry dash cube
Mario trying to kill himself non-stop is something I never thought I would see
idk about saying death is the greatest fear in humanity, that goomba from the orginal mario bros movie is pretty scary
speaking about instant death, i love it when big bass fish in smb3 eating me up😅 the drawn sprite itself just looks so socky
For this particular challenge, it would be interesting to include donkey kong and mario bros.
Could easily cut 30s out of Mario 64. You can get ontop of the castle early without the cannon and there's a small area you can ledge grab that'll insta kill Mario. Or if you want to do glitchless (Getting on top of the castle I would consider "tech" not a glitch, the same way you claimed lakitu skip is a speedrun strat) you can triple jump wall kick ground pound off the tower on top of the castle for fall damage
0:34 “this enemy has claimed more lives than anything else ever”
Spike from geometry dash: bruh
So basically this is Mario being Kenny from South Park for 5:26 minutes
Thanks for this, because of your video I decided to buy Super Mario Land instead of my originally planned Mario Galaxy
Jorts teaching eveyrone.... Goomba= serial killer
How fast can you get a sword in every zelda game just a thought...
I thought yoshi had the most deaths
thx for testing the gardrails now i know not to jump off a cliff😁
1:32
XD when you fail so hard at losing a life you gain one instead
It’s funny, whenever I try to avoid the paratroopas, they kill me, but when you try to hit them, they kill you.
In SM64, I'm sure it's pretty fast to climb up the castle roof on the right and die using the out-of-bounds ledge grab in the very corner.
Might just be fastest to climb up a tree, handstand, jump, take fall damage, repeat a few times.
j0rts is trying to discover the true elements and become the real-life avatar by throwing everything at the wall and seeing what sticks.
Good job, mate. I am thoroughly impressed.
SMB-Those damn cheep-cheeps on the bridge can still get me.
SMB2-i still miss jumps in 5-1.
SMB3-Big Bass will occasionally eat me.
SMW-Reznors!!! >:\/
YI-Goonie Bird Flight. 😑
Cool but how fast you can open/close a door in every Mario game (INCLUDING Hotel Mario)
4:35 smh didnt spinpound roll cancel to land on the guard rail and buffer a spin pound to quickly jump into the pit.
Yeah can't believe he didn't do that it wouldve been a whole 2 seconds faster and its only way harder
I'm gonna say how fast can you spit out things in every Kirby game
the goombas are literally the embodiment of death
How fast can you get a sword in every zelda game
I like how we've just completely given up on these being actual optimal numbers.
Alr fine you’ve done air,fire,grass,water,life and death
But now ya gotta touch some rock ,some stone ,some 🪨
instead of phycopathic murduring gumbas it should be phycopathic suicidic mario
I'd be curious how long it takes to touch death in other Mario RPG series (Paper Mario, Mario and Luigi, Mario + Rabbids)
How about: How fast can you touch Peach in every Mario game?
I love this type of videos
Well, maybe the goombas were the biggest fear after all
SOOOOOOO now Nathaniel Bandy's probably writing the scrite or playing mario games for 'avoiding death in every mario game'
''I'm allergic to DEATH. So today I am gonna try to beat all of the mario games WITHOUT DYING.
If I die, I have to start that game all over again.
Now let's get into it.''
-says Nathaniel Bandy
Now you must touched quicksand
In SM64, wouldn't it be faster to do a LBLJ, enter Bowser 1 and jump into the void ?
Well it requires an LBLJ lol
From get a life to lose a life. Humanity has come so far
It’s your falt for jumping over the gar-rails.
Assorted goops is the new exotic butters.
Im so glad someone else considers Bowser's Fury to be an actual Mario game
So, you included Mario RPG, but still not the Paper Marios?? Super Paper Mario would've been really creative because you can Game Over by refusing to undertake the quest in the opening cutscene! And in TTYD, you just die by repeatedly jumping in the water at the start of the game!
you dare challenge me? because i bet i can dye faster with my incompatence at platefoirmers :)
One of my friends was trying to do this challenge, they never told me how fast it took them though. ☹️
I can’t think about someone with more deaths then Mario!
*bathroom sign man*
It's kind of surprising that Super Mario RPG is third to last compared to both Galaxy games and not just by some slim chance but by 20 seconds.
I wish you would do the Paper Mario games in some of these videos. Might be a bit too long for some of 'em, though. At least Super Mario RPG got included!
Someone already said Kirby, you should definitely do Metroid too
I feel like Zebes might not have grass tho
There's Grass in the green part of Brinstar, but I think it's only in Super Metroid
You should do one where you touch a coin in every game
Never realized mario games were so deadly good
like you said in the intro: GOOMBA
another j0rts classic
3:18 peach has a crown and mario can't land on it
go touch wood
Yea
@@Original_Spacelight Bro...
You are 9 months late but hey better late then never
@@Minos_primes_son ok
I'm 10 months late
11 months late
Fail. No CDI games, no Cadence of Hyrule, no Rabbits…
1:37 that gives me idea for you, try make How fast can you GET a life in every Mario game? (unless you did it already of course)
No Yoshi's Island, and Mario Is Missing, is well... missing. I demand a refund 😋
The Goomba be like: maybe I am a challenge
How fast can you get a game over in every Zelda game? Video suggestion
I think I might know two more video game characters that I have felt more pain and dad then Mario starting off with the walnut from plants versus zombies and probably the one video game character who has lost the most lives, and there has been most fails henry stick man from the Henry Stickman collection 0:28