How fast can you LOSE a life in every Mario game?
Вставка
- Опубліковано 1 сер 2023
- In this video I combine my skills of having no life with someone who has lost more lives than anyone I can think of...by seeing how fast you can lose a life in every Mario game.
Support me on Patreon: / j0rts
Follow me on Twitch: / j0rts
▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ About j0rts ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
Hi there! I'm j0rts, and I like to explore mostly pointless things in video games while playing them in weird, unconventional ways.
Despite my name, this channel has nothing to do with jorts. In fact, I've never even worn a pair of jorts in my life. I just find the word fun to say... j o r t s.
Anyways, thanks for taking the time to check out my channel. If you'd like to hang out with me live, be sure to visit my Twitch channel over at / j0rts
▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Links ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
▶Patreon: / j0rts
▶Twitch: / j0rts
▶Twitter: / j0rts_
▶TikTok: / j0rts_yt
▶Discord: / discord - Ігри
These goombas are outta control
Real
yes
G00MBA
LETS GO
i think instead of u resetting in the lost levels u should of just ignored the paratroopa and got the poison mushroom
We gotta get revenge. How fast can you *take* a life in every Mario game?
You mean how fast you can *murder* in every Mario game
@@Priem6969 Yes basically.
I’m in
All for it
Let’s roll
These goombas deserve a promotion for being able to speedrun killing Mario
a raise? but they're the masterminds...
Nice to see the Goomba getting a spotlight in one of these videos.
I instinctively started reading this in the Hotel Mario voice lol
Finally, Bowser's army is doing their job.
FINALLY
People often point out that Bowser goes way too easy on Mario, sending pathetic goombas to kill him and making the lava pits too small. But in the majority of timelines Mario dies and never faces bowser.
Its funny how you somehow gained a life instead of losing one in Mario World
1:34 is pure reflex for us all
0:12 I know someone who has lost more lives...
the Geometry Dash Icon
I knew I'll find a comment like that
No the stick man on the road signs
Mario games always seem so simple and easy and then you die to the first goomba
0:04 Goomba
Is it really losing a life when you know exactly where it was thrown away
How fast can you touch Zelda in every Zelda game?
Link’s Awakening moment
Never, because Zelda isn't real.
You should do "how long does it take to max out your wallet in every Zelda game." That one would be pretty long, but it could be fun.
You should try some of these challenges with Kirby games! Like getting a life and whatnot
bro getting a life in kirby is so easy
actually wait it depends on which game your playing
if ur playing like magalor epilogue or return to dream land then that does not apply
Over time I've come to appreciate just how much faster it is to get to the action (and your first death) in older games
3:17
The princess' crown counts as a spike and would cause Mario to lose 1 HP if jumped on (joke)
Fun fact to see this video, Death% is one of the most common alternate speedruns around!
I too am going to lose a life to the Super Mario RPG remake. So hyped for it!
How quickly can you touch A Friend in every Mario?
How quickly can you touch Authority in every Kirby?
How quickly can you touch Air in every Metroid game?
Technically, Samus is most likely always touching air, as long as her suit is working.
What friends are in Mario 1?
3:52 That's one spicy meatball-a.
That sliding guy in Super Mario World was my mortal enemy as a child. Lost so many lives to it.
Sorry to inform you, but that enemy in galaxy 2 at 4:08 is not a goomba. It's a Galoomba, they're different.
If we're being nitpicky then at 1:18 that's technically a Goombo, which is a variation of the Goomba, but not an actual Goomba itself!
Now after touching Death, comes Money!!!
I think you can lose a life faster in SM 64 by going to a wall, make a triple jump into it, wall jump and do a ground pound at the peak of the jump, that way you take fall damage. Repeat four times and you are dead in the castle grounds.
I wonder where Hotel Mario would be on this list.
once mario wonder comes out, I hope you make a compilation of how fast you can do all these things in that game!
Jfc the drowning deaths are actually pretty nutty to see in the kid friendly mario series. Held nothing back with the animations, gruesome.
1:33 when muscle memory kicks in
Super Mario Bros 2 is so hard that even deliberately killing yourself to the first Koopa takes skill.
"you dare bring light into my lair!? You must die!" - ganon, link: the faces of evil.
Should I count this as touching Ghost (since you die) or touching Ground (because you get buried)?
Either way, that's 5 types touched, 13 types left!
I think this should count for Ghost since you're technically touching Ground whenever you're... well, Grounded.
If that's not enough for Ground though, then Ground could be an underground level or something
0:30 Other Than The First Motobug In Sonic 1
Go touch grass! -> Touches grass
Drink some water. -> Jumps into water
Get a life! -> Literally gets a life
??? -> Loses a life
... I wonder what the incentive might've been this time.
Probably a statement that'd get a comment reported quite a bit...
Something whose abbreviation rhymes with Guilty Gear's Ky Kiske, that's for sure
For this particular challenge, it would be interesting to include donkey kong and mario bros.
This premise would be very fun for Zelda
I'd be curious how long it takes to touch death in other Mario RPG series (Paper Mario, Mario and Luigi, Mario + Rabbids)
0:17 gd cube nerd
Touching money could be another challenge you can do in these games :) Also jeez for being the easiest enemy Goomba’s are also apparently the deadliest
Boy oh boy, your videos literally are to die for (RIP Mario)
How about: How fast can you touch Peach in every Mario game?
Good job, mate. I am thoroughly impressed.
j0rts is trying to discover the true elements and become the real-life avatar by throwing everything at the wall and seeing what sticks.
How fast can you get a sword in every zelda game just a thought...
Could easily cut 30s out of Mario 64. You can get ontop of the castle early without the cannon and there's a small area you can ledge grab that'll insta kill Mario. Or if you want to do glitchless (Getting on top of the castle I would consider "tech" not a glitch, the same way you claimed lakitu skip is a speedrun strat) you can triple jump wall kick ground pound off the tower on top of the castle for fall damage
speaking about instant death, i love it when big bass fish in smb3 eating me up😅 the drawn sprite itself just looks so socky
So basically this is Mario being Kenny from South Park for 5:26 minutes
It’s funny, whenever I try to avoid the paratroopas, they kill me, but when you try to hit them, they kill you.
1:32
XD when you fail so hard at losing a life you gain one instead
Cool but how fast you can open/close a door in every Mario game (INCLUDING Hotel Mario)
You forgot one more person who suffered more deaths than mario. The geometry dash cube
Thanks for this, because of your video I decided to buy Super Mario Land instead of my originally planned Mario Galaxy
I’m shocked Super Mario RPG wasn’t the slowest game to die in!
0:46 you would touches this koppa anyway j0rts.
idk about saying death is the greatest fear in humanity, that goomba from the orginal mario bros movie is pretty scary
Well, maybe the goombas were the biggest fear after all
*TOUCH AIR IN EVERY MARIO GAME.*
Oh god getting the bold text right took 4 edits I’m kinda dumb
I like how we've just completely given up on these being actual optimal numbers.
In SM64, I'm sure it's pretty fast to climb up the castle roof on the right and die using the out-of-bounds ledge grab in the very corner.
Might just be fastest to climb up a tree, handstand, jump, take fall damage, repeat a few times.
You can die faster in the earliest NES games by doing a fast acceleration at the start.
Im so glad someone else considers Bowser's Fury to be an actual Mario game
I travel back to 1994 after the Mario movie already exists. I explain to people that in the future year 2023 on the internet (what is the internet???) there is a channel, like a videocassette, but you don't have to leave home, like watching TV, but videocassette, but without leaving home.
There's a channel that makes funny videos about Mario. Yes, this is the future. And that humanity is dying out because you, which means us, so we didn't listen to the scientists back then. Well I did and do, but I'm not the mass of people. Somehow that also fits the morbid theme of the video. The end is near.
For Mario RPG, would it be faster to skip over all the initial Terrapins and let the battle against the 4 wear you down more quickly?
It's kind of surprising that Super Mario RPG is third to last compared to both Galaxy games and not just by some slim chance but by 20 seconds.
0:34 “this enemy has claimed more lives than anything else ever”
Spike from geometry dash: bruh
I love that you showed multiple options for this one, showing which method would actually be faster between a couple initial ideas.
I love this type of videos
Do you emulate Mario Galaxy? I never had the Wii but I'm not sure if is worth to install the emulator (right now I don't know how).
If the answer is yes, how do you use the Wii-mote?
I wish you would do the Paper Mario games in some of these videos. Might be a bit too long for some of 'em, though. At least Super Mario RPG got included!
Now you must touched quicksand
Jorts teaching eveyrone.... Goomba= serial killer
Thank goodness it wasn’t goombas 😩
Super Mario 64 there's a faster way. Climb a tree on a slope and do the high flip jump towards the lower part of the ground. Needs to be repeated several times, but may be quicker than drowning.
The Goomba be like: maybe I am a challenge
Fail. No CDI games, no Cadence of Hyrule, no Rabbits…
I didn't even know they were doing a Super Mario RPG remake, so there's hope for Geno in Smash (next game at least)
You should do one where you touch a coin in every game
One of my friends was trying to do this challenge, they never told me how fast it took them though. ☹️
I chose to do a Koopa death counter and I counted 3
Super Mario 2 (Lost Levels)
Super Mario World
Super Mario RPG
How fast can you get a game over in every Zelda game? Video suggestion
Alternate title: how to suck at Playing every Mario game -speedrun
Touch bones in every Zelda game
SMB-Those damn cheep-cheeps on the bridge can still get me.
SMB2-i still miss jumps in 5-1.
SMB3-Big Bass will occasionally eat me.
SMW-Reznors!!! >:\/
YI-Goonie Bird Flight. 😑
now legend of zelda
Alr fine you’ve done air,fire,grass,water,life and death
But now ya gotta touch some rock ,some stone ,some 🪨
another j0rts classic
like you said in the intro: GOOMBA
Surely it's quicker to jump of the edge in mario galaxy rather than being hit 3 times
From get a life to lose a life. Humanity has come so far
Assorted goops is the new exotic butters.
So, you included Mario RPG, but still not the Paper Marios?? Super Paper Mario would've been really creative because you can Game Over by refusing to undertake the quest in the opening cutscene! And in TTYD, you just die by repeatedly jumping in the water at the start of the game!
the goombas are literally the embodiment of death
No Yoshi's Island, and Mario Is Missing, is well... missing. I demand a refund 😋
In SM64, wouldn't it be faster to do a LBLJ, enter Bowser 1 and jump into the void ?
Well it requires an LBLJ lol
SOOOOOOO now Nathaniel Bandy's probably writing the scrite or playing mario games for 'avoiding death in every mario game'
''I'm allergic to DEATH. So today I am gonna try to beat all of the mario games WITHOUT DYING.
If I die, I have to start that game all over again.
Now let's get into it.''
-says Nathaniel Bandy
Touch Fire in every Zelda game
Let’s see this one : how fast can you touch the color yellow in all Mario games
For the next video,it should be how fast can you take a take a life in every game.
How fast can you get a sword in every zelda game
How about trying these challenges in some Luigi games?