How fast can you get a life in every Mario game?

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  • Опубліковано 22 кві 2023
  • People keep telling me to get a life so that's exactly what I did...by seeing how fast you can get a life (1-Up) in every Mario game.
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  • @j0rts
    @j0rts  Рік тому +1300

    Ok no one is allowed to tell me to get a life now

  • @Herobrine_Playz
    @Herobrine_Playz Рік тому +1078

    Now you need to know how fast you can "grow up" by getting a mushroom in every Mario game.

    • @N12015
      @N12015 Рік тому +36

      I know you can't grow up in most 3D mario games.

    • @xblackholex623
      @xblackholex623 Рік тому +16

      Or a mega mushroom

    • @OrloxPhoenix
      @OrloxPhoenix Рік тому +17

      ​@@N12015 he will find a way, probably 😂

    • @775A_
      @775A_ Рік тому +4

      And after, he need know how fast he can get power star

    • @Luigiwithagun
      @Luigiwithagun Рік тому +2

      Yeah 😂

  • @thedestroyr58
    @thedestroyr58 Рік тому +194

    The “punching butterflies for lives” trick in Mario 64 only works in certain courses where butterflies run from Mario, not just circle around him. But be careful, some of them might have bombs!

    • @robertp5504
      @robertp5504 11 місяців тому +6

      Seems like a everyday thing

    • @matthew_bowron
      @matthew_bowron 11 місяців тому +4

      Also "I'm Batman" 2:23

    • @tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32
      @tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32 2 місяці тому +2

      Alternatively you can just go to bomb omb battlefield, find a flower patch, warp and instant one up

    • @BJ-tj6kb
      @BJ-tj6kb 2 місяці тому +2

      Easyest is in tiny huge island

    • @Muho_is_me
      @Muho_is_me 13 днів тому +1

      Some butterflyes... Have... Bombs
      What kind of world i Live in

  • @rambojoe1
    @rambojoe1 Рік тому +106

    by the way, only the butterflies that fly away from you contain the 1ups, so you just gotta chase after and punch em. theyre in certain locations but i forget where

    • @dylanzlol7293
      @dylanzlol7293 Рік тому +4

      You can get them when you start sm64

    • @Cellyestial
      @Cellyestial Рік тому +19

      They are the butterflies that sit around in sets of 3, that fly away when you get close, but only one of them turns into a 1up and there is a 1 in 3 chance that none of them does, also you only have to touch them not punch 'em.

    • @EliteTelescopeREAL
      @EliteTelescopeREAL Рік тому +1

      Thank you Roblox Tree

  • @Ging-Freecs
    @Ging-Freecs Рік тому +381

    It all makes sense now. When i'm told to get a life, the people want me to become a professional gamer or discord moderator and so I can do what I love and get paid for it! This video is so helpful!

    • @OhSayWhatIsTruth
      @OhSayWhatIsTruth Рік тому +3

      How's the progress?

    • @WolfyRed
      @WolfyRed Рік тому +17

      @@OhSayWhatIsTruth gained some weight, my neck grew some peach fuzz, and I now have a double chin and a fedora. currently banning someone for sending memes in general

  • @JezElectro13
    @JezElectro13 2 місяці тому +4

    1:28 in order to get a life, you must take out like 8 lives.

  • @Kevbo2040
    @Kevbo2040 Рік тому +432

    Stupid and yet somehow amusing as always. Nice video.

  • @stardestroyer81
    @stardestroyer81 Рік тому +19

    0:44
    Mario plummeting after having just grabbed a 1-Up with an instantaneous cut right afterward got a really big laugh out of me

  • @jackgartner3110
    @jackgartner3110 Рік тому +91

    I wonder how long it would take to TAKE a life in every game in the franchise

  • @rippedbarny
    @rippedbarny Рік тому +122

    Fantastic video! If that star bit cap is intentional, that's real clever on nintendo's part lol

    • @wadespencer3623
      @wadespencer3623 Рік тому +34

      It almost certainly is. They probably realized right away that people could just idle in the first level for a few hours and get hundreds of lives and implemented an easy fix.

  • @Andren368
    @Andren368 Рік тому +189

    Now that’s what I call a bit of tips and tricks from Mario!
    how to get a life…

  • @ForgetfulShrug
    @ForgetfulShrug Рік тому +18

    The obligatory followup would be "Have a heart" in Zelda

    • @retro3188
      @retro3188 Місяць тому

      You don’t even have to move-Zelda gives you hearts at the beginning by default!

  • @Steeldragon493
    @Steeldragon493 Рік тому +53

    Just when I thought there was nowhere else to go with this series

  • @DagoDuck
    @DagoDuck Рік тому +7

    6:10 That‘s actually genius.

  • @zarfen
    @zarfen Рік тому +74

    If Mario taught me anything it’s that the only thing you need to do to get a life is collect enough money.

  • @Athrel
    @Athrel Рік тому +28

    You're a superstar. How fast can you get a star in every Mario game?

  • @Delcat42
    @Delcat42 Рік тому +15

    j0rts, every time I see you have a new video out, I drop everything to watch it, and it's always such a bright spot in my day
    I'm into your channel as a gamer, but more and more, I'm into your channel as an educator. You took this creative leap--do this really tongue in cheek thing, see where it goes, and I think you realize you're reinventing the game a bit here. *You are an educational speedrunner*. You are getting this hard, fast data about game development, and, like, that is worth being excited about on its own and. Oh my God, the Star Birs.
    How many people know the hard cap? How many people decided to play the game that way? You did, by thinking outside of the box, that is so honestly exciting to me as a game dev nerd--to know there's a hard cap written in there, and what it is, because someone decided to try to play a game differently--
    I GUSH, but like. Someone did that. A real person was in charge of that tiny little detail, that number, and the chances that anyone else ever noticed was astronomically (hurr) low.
    *But you did it.* And that means their work is seen by thirty-seven thousand more people than probably knew previous.
    It's just such...simple, and human, and kind of beautiful.
    You did it.
    You got a life.
    And it was only *slightly* longer than the fucking *comical* amount of average run time to Sunshine's absolute *gauntlet* of an opening
    You absolute *martyr*
    Keep it real ✌️

    • @j0rts
      @j0rts  Рік тому +7

      Wow this is one of the nicest comments I’ve read, thank you so much! I’m glad you appreciate all the small weird things in games too :)

    • @Marblegamingmaster
      @Marblegamingmaster Рік тому

      @@j0rts You should do how fast can you die in each Mario game. Also, get a real life and do something worth while😂 I love video games but I don’t play it for a living. I would be a madman if I played it every single hour

  • @Azurious
    @Azurious Рік тому +13

    Wow getting a life is apparently just as easy as my parents tell me!

  • @dabiskitt
    @dabiskitt 3 місяці тому +2

    3:56 FALLING STAR BITS HAVE A LIMIT?? Someone needs to tell Nathaniel Bandy!

  • @jackwilliam4436
    @jackwilliam4436 8 місяців тому +1

    5:05 Funnily enough, it looks like, instead of 'decapitating Mario', you just turned him into Luigi.

  • @r-giireactions2235
    @r-giireactions2235 Рік тому +15

    I can't believe after all these years you finally got a life, congratulations!

  • @emperorredpanda3741
    @emperorredpanda3741 Рік тому +15

    Hilarious!!! love this series, keep making great vids bro!

  • @gsrandomvidz
    @gsrandomvidz Рік тому +2

    I cried at 4:44 when the 3D World music started playing for the 3D Land title screen

  • @comehaveabageltv
    @comehaveabageltv Рік тому +14

    Great job getting a life, jorts!

  • @matheuskirisame
    @matheuskirisame Рік тому +8

    Interesting the 47 star bits cap, dunno why this specific number tho

    • @j0rts
      @j0rts  Рік тому +8

      yeah it's strange, maybe because some star bits from the sky come in groups of 3? not sure

  • @ls_plays8007
    @ls_plays8007 Рік тому +3

    I love how Nathaniel Bandy is avoiding everything you are touching

  • @billcipher6058
    @billcipher6058 Рік тому +1

    2:02 you need to punch butterflies in a level. They will either give you a 1 up or a ball that damages you.

  • @WhatTheShiny
    @WhatTheShiny Рік тому

    That fact in smg was interesting! Take my sub! Keep up the amazing work 🔥

  • @Ramperdos
    @Ramperdos Рік тому +4

    Is "Grow up!" as in "Get a Mushroom" next?

  • @martinmirkov1797
    @martinmirkov1797 Рік тому +4

    Bro this man got 19 lives and I still don't have ONE!!

  • @tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32
    @tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32 2 місяці тому +1

    3:43 the answer is no believe or not.
    You can specifically pick up a couple of bonus star bits that will always spawn right behind you.
    However since the camera was technically locked, the only way to see this, is in debug mode.
    I speak from experience, as a kid one of my friends in middle school homebrewed their wii and went dicking about in galaxy for an cosmic Easter eggs

  • @P1necone623
    @P1necone623 Рік тому +5

    Go touch snow.

  • @MinePikGamer
    @MinePikGamer Рік тому +4

    j0rts in 2034: no one can tell me anything anymore because i already did it in every mario game

  • @dertpert
    @dertpert Рік тому +7

    This is defenitly why 1 ups were made😂

  • @PlushiePoogle
    @PlushiePoogle Рік тому +1

    1:26 Take 8 lives, get one free!
    The butterfly punching sounds kind of Mew-under-the-truck to me but it'd be interesting if that actually works 😆

  • @zakuraiyadesu
    @zakuraiyadesu Рік тому

    Love the videos, man. Keep it up!!!

  • @Introbulus
    @Introbulus Рік тому +4

    Now I wonder how long it would take to do the opposite in every Mario game...

  • @Su_tarman6-Bio
    @Su_tarman6-Bio 3 місяці тому +3

    "Get a life."

  • @IaeyanElyuex
    @IaeyanElyuex 9 місяців тому

    I love these smart aleck response videos to people telling gamers to stop playing.

  • @turtlesshell4175
    @turtlesshell4175 9 місяців тому +1

    How about "Have a Heart" and you get a piece of heart in The Legend of Zelda. Absolutely love all these videos btw.

  • @dertpert
    @dertpert Рік тому +17

    As a mario odessey player i can confirm i can't get a life😢

  • @Pumpernikkle
    @Pumpernikkle Рік тому +7

    I just biked 78.5 miles AND I DONT CARE WHO KNOWS!! Nice video I love this video and I am a big fan of you Jorts

  • @cliffordholmes7483
    @cliffordholmes7483 Рік тому +1

    Suggustion: get a sword in every Zelda game? Loving this series so much!

  • @Game_IT
    @Game_IT Рік тому +1

    1-Ups are the best thing in Mario Games!

  • @HawkoftheNorth
    @HawkoftheNorth Рік тому +5

    you've touched grass. you've touched water. you've touched fire. you've even touched life itself.
    but you've never touched a woman.

    • @fatyoshi1456
      @fatyoshi1456 Рік тому +1

      How fast can you touch a woman in every mario game

  • @Skyflash30
    @Skyflash30 Рік тому +4

    Okay but how fast can you get the first power up?

  • @alexkermias
    @alexkermias 8 місяців тому

    Lol the thumbnail is actually hilarious 😂

  • @logandawa6740
    @logandawa6740 Рік тому +1

    It’s because each pack of star bits only appear if you haven’t collected all star bits from it 3:58

  • @theslumpis2363
    @theslumpis2363 Рік тому +3

    How fast can you kill something in every mario game?

  • @GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz
    @GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz Рік тому

    Earth? Water? Fire, Air and now Heart? Man's low-key trying to summon captain planet.

  • @Trgel255
    @Trgel255 Рік тому

    Your videos are the most funny, well made videos I’ve ever seen!!!

  • @kat7010
    @kat7010 8 місяців тому

    Lol the mario sunshine one 😂

  • @pvzmariosonica8fan
    @pvzmariosonica8fan Рік тому

    0:41 The way he says *"g o o m b a"* 😂

  • @tristanlarson9303
    @tristanlarson9303 10 місяців тому

    This is the content I didn't know I needed

  • @loaps_
    @loaps_ Рік тому

    5:03 almost got me as great wall of China 💀

  • @AngelofGrace96
    @AngelofGrace96 Рік тому +1

    This was super fun! What about heart pieces in zelda?

  • @JH-jy2hf
    @JH-jy2hf Рік тому +1

    You got a life, now it’s time to get a friend.

  • @GentlemanASMR
    @GentlemanASMR 7 місяців тому

    Punching butterflies has like a 33% of working

  • @p0tat0._.
    @p0tat0._. Рік тому +2

    Now get a life in every Zelda game

  • @svetlananikolaeva8039
    @svetlananikolaeva8039 Рік тому

    2:00 you don't need to punch butterflies, you only need to touch them, and it only works with certain butterflies

  • @kmosterbergLolbit
    @kmosterbergLolbit 3 місяці тому

    Ok, but as an odyssey player, I LAUGHED when the “optimal rolling” started

  • @robertpalguta1501
    @robertpalguta1501 11 днів тому

    0:45 dies very dramatically after getting a life 😭😭🤣🤣🤣

  • @therawkhawk64
    @therawkhawk64 Рік тому

    Kirby has a new task. In addition to touching grass and water, he must now also get a life.

  • @chrisgaming9567
    @chrisgaming9567 Рік тому +2

    Lmao that intro killed me

  • @bostonrailfan2427
    @bostonrailfan2427 7 місяців тому

    gets a 1-up…immediately dies falling 🤣😎

  • @elaynaviox9637
    @elaynaviox9637 Рік тому

    you know how you touched each element now I want you to touch stone in every Mario game

  • @Pikmingaming
    @Pikmingaming 8 місяців тому

    don't get a life, TOUCH GRASS!

  • @sodaft1
    @sodaft1 Рік тому

    some butterflies do, not all, the ones on the left side of the castle that spawn in 3 should work iirc

  • @thatmagichatguy8761
    @thatmagichatguy8761 Рік тому

    "Hey get a life"
    **becomes a mass murderer**
    "OH NONONONONONO NOT LIKE THAT I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT STOP"

  • @epicgamingwithgeorge
    @epicgamingwithgeorge Місяць тому +1

    That cat one was pretty funny

  • @catriamflockentanz
    @catriamflockentanz Рік тому

    Concerning the "Get a Life" phrase:
    I remember passing by a guy at GamesCom who wore a Shirt with the Text:
    They told me to grow up (a Super Mushroom half-concealed under "ow up") and get a Life (a 1-Up half-concealed under "ife").
    That was good humor on my opinion. I mean I still remember it years later.

  • @a.m.7914
    @a.m.7914 Рік тому

    That thumbnail would make a great reaction image on social media.

  • @Duckonarug
    @Duckonarug Місяць тому

    That thumbnail is just so memeable

  • @LotoTheHero
    @LotoTheHero Рік тому +1

    I'm so glad I found this channel. 😁

  • @overlock9282
    @overlock9282 Рік тому +1

    Mario starts with a life so 0:00 for all

  • @music-channel69
    @music-channel69 Рік тому +2

    Bowser's Fury didn't count. A powerup isn't the same thing as an extra life. I believe you need 100 coins for a life.

  • @renickawilliams3229
    @renickawilliams3229 9 місяців тому

    Alternative title: Mario but he plays games too much

  • @NintentendoNova
    @NintentendoNova Рік тому

    Kick a koopa shell in every Mario game in every game that you can do that in

  • @MezW10
    @MezW10 11 місяців тому

    “I think im starting to understand what people mean by getting a life now” 😂

  • @heartboy764
    @heartboy764 8 місяців тому

    technically as soon as you start you can win since you get 3 or 5 lives as soon as you start

  • @Souless_mario
    @Souless_mario 8 місяців тому

    It feels oddly funny that the fastest life was in mario bros:the lost levels

  • @Bob-cz6wl
    @Bob-cz6wl Рік тому +1

    5:00 instead of the great wall of China the great wall of Goomba

  • @pelagiushipbone7968
    @pelagiushipbone7968 Рік тому

    Long before the era of “touching GRASS”
    A phrase I’ve heard many times in the PAST
    I have to see how FAST I can get a life.
    Yeah this brother spitting.

  • @RealHyperHedgehog
    @RealHyperHedgehog Рік тому

    “Get a life”. Now that’s a phrase I haven’t heard in a long time.

  • @kaizu-semidemon2333
    @kaizu-semidemon2333 11 місяців тому

    In mario galaxy intro actually you can get a 1-up there hidden star bits in the flowers in mostly everywhere in the game

  • @ediblechicken671
    @ediblechicken671 Рік тому

    Now you have to see how fast you can touch Rocks in every Mario game

  • @kuznechiks
    @kuznechiks Рік тому

    I will soon know everything about every Mario game without playing a single one of them

  • @GiovanniKody100
    @GiovanniKody100 2 місяці тому

    That thumbnail is priceless. XD

  • @Boingaloinkz
    @Boingaloinkz Рік тому

    the butterfly punching thing works in certain levels

  • @user-gf3xu9oj2m
    @user-gf3xu9oj2m 8 місяців тому

    "I have too... see how fast I can get a life in every mario game!" the person who said "get a life": that's not what I meant!!!

  • @klooks1013
    @klooks1013 7 місяців тому

    “Touch grass”
    “Get a life”
    I feel like your trying to tell us something

  • @KaoruMzk
    @KaoruMzk Рік тому

    Now you *have* to do "Jumping off a cliff" in every Mario game.

  • @BurgerSoup
    @BurgerSoup Рік тому

    I'm SHOCKED that you still didn't touch some good ol' electricity! ⚡️

  • @mariomove2395
    @mariomove2395 Рік тому

    In the switch version of 3d world, if you tap a non Mario amiibo, you would get a 1up.

  • @JosiahBradley
    @JosiahBradley Рік тому

    Jorts will outlive us all now.

  • @ThunderCam777
    @ThunderCam777 Рік тому +1

    Watching this video made me go outside! It only worked for a few minutes before I went back inside, but hey, that's progress?

    • @j0rts
      @j0rts  Рік тому

      You’re doing great

  • @gerardhickey2302
    @gerardhickey2302 Рік тому +1

    Get fit (get hit without dying)

  • @AndreSkipper
    @AndreSkipper Рік тому +1

    Was bouta say "go outside" but GigaChad53 already has

  • @rameshdevasi6720
    @rameshdevasi6720 Рік тому

    Mario games are very rich in esoteric symbolism, only wise ones know its secret wisdom.

  • @_madnessentity8553
    @_madnessentity8553 Рік тому

    Speed runners: "I survived a 6:44 minute war"