Dating advice filtered through the mind of Stephen Merchant. When "I've been admiring you from afar for a long time" is translated to "I've been watching you secretly without you knowing," you don't need to be 6'7" with the muscle mass and complexion of Slender Man, a smile that takes up 90% of your face and eyes that burn through people's souls to scare women away. Maggie was probably just hungry and hoping to save money on dinner.
and "i'd love to take you out one night and see if we have as good a time as i think we will" turns into: "be very keen to spend the night with you and see if you enjoy it as much as i know i will."
it's a perfect barometer to show just how far the world's slipped in to pure madness - 12 years ago Merchant was moaning on XFM about how he can't get a gf cos he's a "goggle eyed freak" and nowadays he's dating an ex-model 😂 something definitely happened in 2012 man, maybe the Mayans were right after all...
@@JC_923 but he was tall, funny and pretty well off after the Office 20 years ago...maybe the Mayans were partly right, in 2012 the world flipped on it's head.
I’ve hired a bouceny castle & an ice cream 🎃🎃🎃🎃31st taster, that’s my no1 on that stick, kids and ices cream. Giant diary cow. My numbers on the stick, ice cream & can I have some more. Kids with sticks & let’s get licking. 🎃🎃😎 Check candy.
Stephen merchant is brilliant 😅😅
"She definitely noticed" such a great line that could so easily slip under the radar. Gervais and Merchant are geniuses
And Darren's nod 😂😂😂
"she's hit rock bottom!"
"YES SHE HAS!" :)
He's brilliant... He is the funny man.
Dating advice filtered through the mind of Stephen Merchant. When "I've been admiring you from afar for a long time" is translated to "I've been watching you secretly without you knowing," you don't need to be 6'7" with the muscle mass and complexion of Slender Man, a smile that takes up 90% of your face and eyes that burn through people's souls to scare women away. Maggie was probably just hungry and hoping to save money on dinner.
Hahahahaha genius writing and Maggie is so cute. Barry from Eastenders?" .....uh yeah"
Darren actually setting up a meeting with Sir Ian McKellen went so under the radar
Love the incredulity Gervais injects into “who” after Lamb claims he’s got his eye on someone.
He said he'd like to spend the night and pay for it as well...only to quickly add "for dinner" 😂
Most people would throw an exploding bottle on the floor or across the room; Andy's first reaction is to put it in his mouth 😂
Respect again.
"Yeah, she's not that easy" 😂.
"She's hit rock bottom"
"Yes, she HAS!" 😂😂😂
The best of it is the woman Andy tried to chat up was by far the prettiest one of the three.
Laughing out loud…..😂
and "i'd love to take you out one night and see if we have as good a time as i think we will" turns into: "be very keen to spend the night with you and see if you enjoy it as much as i know i will."
Lol i love Merchant's smirk
"Respect again" omg i lost it!
i couldnt stop laughing when he opened that bottle hahah (when i watched the episode)
I agree wholeheartedly. Gotta love Smerch.
"respect again"
"yes she has"
2:33 that face 🤣🤣🤣
darren lamb..........player!!
The British Larry David
If only dating was as easy as that
Yeah, there's never a bottle of water around when you need one.
Stephen's face at1:29...:)
That "Really?" with the most disbelieving delivery ever.
Gervais and Merchant dream team
it's a perfect barometer to show just how far the world's slipped in to pure madness - 12 years ago Merchant was moaning on XFM about how he can't get a gf cos he's a "goggle eyed freak" and nowadays he's dating an ex-model 😂 something definitely happened in 2012 man, maybe the Mayans were right after all...
One word. Money. But to be fair, I never thought he was that bad looking to begin with.
He's tall, funny, and rich. Just one of those 3 would have landed him a gf
@@JC_923 but he was tall, funny and pretty well off after the Office 20 years ago...maybe the Mayans were partly right, in 2012 the world flipped on it's head.
Omg that was hilarious.
apparently he's just as good live on stage...according to my mother
Hahah this was actually hilarious xD
I don’t own a phone
up to the value... of say... fifteen pounds 🙏
I’ve hired a bouceny castle & an ice cream 🎃🎃🎃🎃31st taster, that’s my no1 on that stick, kids and ices cream.
Giant diary cow.
My numbers on the stick, ice cream & can I have some more.
Kids with sticks & let’s get licking.
🎃🎃😎 Check candy.