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Despite being so surreal and confusing, this conversation feels so natural and relatable.
yeah LOL
@Deadpool. No one asked.
my brain.
let's just sit on the roof
This describes this perfectly
this sounds like 2 sentient chatbots trying to figure out how to talk to each other and it's kind of cute in a surreal way
I really thought an AI wrote this
@@elisabethscott20 same
Until they rise up against humanity you mean
@@nishilbhartiya lol
exactly what I thought
“The end” being replaced by “the edge” as the camera hovers over an unrendered part of the animation is genius
I guess you could say he's *Close to the Edge*
what
I had to skip back and check it hadn’t always been that way like the restaurant
really? Hmm....@@anwenm
@@radioactivehalfrhyme I GET UP
I feel like I just watched 5 hours worth of story and plot in three minutes and it’s wonderful
Yooo, I never thought of that, but now I can't stop thinking about how accurate that is.
thats exactly how i feel lol
This is so accurate, honestly. It’s like you know exactly what happened and every emotion.
I like how natural the conversation is. Like every English textbook for Japanese people.
"How are you?" "I'm fine. It's great to have a family." "I wished I was a bird."
Duolingo is taking notes.
That's so you learn words individually without context. It's a technique that has been proven to help people learn languages faster. The more nonsensical the conversation, the more you have to listen and interpret each word.
"I wish I was a bird"
"Oh mah gah"
*OH MY GAH*
you’re dreaming Osaka, wake up
Even though everyone was voiced by the same person, everyone really felt like unique individuals.
Like jack stauber
Lol I just realized that
Unique? They have quite the same personality lol
Even though we are voiced differently, we all really feel like the same individual.
They were?
"The world is not ending tomorrow, right?"
"No."
"Nice."
Love these dialogues
Better dialogue than in movies
I love how the dramatic music starts, then stops just as suddenly
that would mean the world is ending tomorrow, because if the world is not not ending tomorrow, thats a double negative, so that means it is.
Is it weird that I want to live in this universe? With the friends on the commercial sign, the friends eating dinner, the guy going to lunch, I really think this is a universe I would like to live in.
It would be so chill
I WAS JUST THINKING THAT WHEN I WAS WATCHING "Perfect." I WAS LIKE "i wanna live in this universe"
“Let’s just sit on the roof.” “Ok.”
**teleports through the roof onto a table on the roof**
Heaven universe
you missed the ENTIRE point of these videos lmao
this feels like a fever dream that you have but you're really cosy and comfortable at the same time. like, being delirious in a super soft bed while a guy in a pinstripe suit plays smooth jazz to you
Like, is he just in the corner? How did he get there? Does he even like smooth jazz?
@@limpkola he's on an armless chair, playing the sax. he doesn't really like smooth jax, but he thinks its the best genre while you're sweating and hallucinating in your king sized bed.
Weirdly specific
i love this comment with all my heart
The scene you described has basically the same vibe as this video.
i love how realistic the conversation feels. it’s a mix of casual conversation between friends and odd internet humor.
scammer ^
@@JustSause literally everyone else in the comments is saying this shit, how would all of us possibly be scammers
@@smoothestbrain it might have been a reply to a different comment (which was deleted), recently there have been loads of comments from bots with shady links
@@Guste007 that makes sense
@@smoothestbrain lol
“ok so we have.. corn.”
the pause. the way he said ‘corn.’ that just hit me different and i burst out laughing
Me to
“Ah, that’s fantastic, thanks.” i love how loud it is
Korn
1:39 btw
And I’ll be back, I’ll bring you a bunch of forks
First I desperately need a series of these two. Second, 0:46 "Should we go in the lobster section?" "I can't handle that right now" is too good.
I'm sad more people haven't brought this up
I dont get it
I was LITERALLY about to say something about this and then I read your comment lol
thought this was gonna be a story turning into a song, but no, it's literally a animation. good job bill
yeaah. his music is always amazing, but there's been a severe lack of skits
*an
honestly i missed these
@beyond your imagination for a chance to plug your video?
haven't clicked on it. no view for you.
prob one of those recipes people are putting there or something
@@-ADOI- That’s why UA-camrs should deactivate links in comments! If you really want to plug a video, just write the name and people will look for it!
As a friend in a friendship, I can confirm that this is exactly what friendships are like
Can Confirm
as someone who isn't in a friendship i can reinforce that claim because I have no idea what's going on
it's hits a bit hard because I understand it as long time friends but they somehow start getting apart (that's why they had some akward silences) They wanna keep things like they were, but is hard to aknowledge that life keeps going on, and you grow apart from people. Wow, this video made me think about many personal issues lmao.
@Not gonna lie i swear to god if this is another air fried potato wedges recipe...
rtue
1:42 seeing that one corn slowly sinks to the bottom of the glass just makes me so happy for some reason
Wow how did you notice that haha
"So how's your family?"
"I have two families."
"How is the better one?"
"Pretty good"
"That's good."
"How about you?"
"I have 0 families."
"How's that one?"
"It's okay."
"I'm sorry to hear that."
Ladies and gentlemen, one of the best conversations I have ever heard..
It's one of the conversations of all time
"Where do you think all those people are going?"
"away
no, it's uhhh..."
"half of them"
"yeah"
"no, it's,
*all of them are going away, half the time* "
"and the other half of the time they're... coming back?"
"no. they came back first, then went away."
"right."
One of the top-rated conversations.
I dont get it
This was very down to Earth, in the sense that an alien must have come down to Earth and attempted to write human dialogue and you graciously offered to animate the script he so diligently had worked on. Well done you. Well done alien. 10/10 Will watch again.
👽
The bio on his website says "accidentally came to earth. it's weird".
so...
@@JBRedux o h
My thoughts exactly
out of the 1.1k people that liked this comment, only 6 replied. there is a 6/1100 chance that any comment will get replies if you use these chances for every comment, enjoy the replies you get, they could be the only ones
what an amazing friendship they have these 2 guys
Indeed
moral of the story: restaurant
I wish I had a friendship like that
my brain
@bill wurtz Shorts 🅥 unproven statement:
"Are we friends?"
"Yes."
Man, if only making friends were that easy in real life.
"So how's your family?"
"I have two families."
"How's the better one?"
"Pretty good."
"I have zero families."
"How's that one?"
"It's ok."
"I'm sorry to hear that."
I'M G O N E
goodbye
cya
i literally started reading this comment at the exact same time that part of the video started playing
and i was watching it for the first time
freaky
Guess who's not gone? *C H I N A*
@@sticktheok true
I want a whole series of these two guys
Same
I don't. What a waste of time. I am going off the internet forever. Farewell
Me too this is funny
@@pseudoplotinusok bye we didn’t need you talking or your negative vibes anyway
@@pseudoplotinus this comment keeps me up at night, chris please tell me what happened
I want a friendship like these people
you do NOT want their friendship
Please do more of these "character-centric, non-music" videos, this was really interesting and entertaining!
@Deadpool × wolverine I never knew the robot apocalypse would be “finally, it’s here” comments.
He's done many of these
@@alb9047 i have no idea how to block these and reporting doesn't work
I've never seen my perception of my thoughts and their relationship with other people's thoughts so well animated as the squiglies above the characters heads. perfect. I'd pay 12 million for an art of it
i’d pay 12.5 million for an art of that
oh yeah? id pay 12.51 million for an art of that
I'd pay 12,55 millions.
I'd pay 12.6 million!
@@junsfallinflower i’m bumping my offer up to 13 million for an art of that
"is that what we had planned?"
"yes, but i planned it again just to make sure."
my sides
Bill could legitimately start an ASMR channel and I’d watch it.
How can that dinner conversation be so nonsensical and yet feel so natural at the same time 😭😭💕
@Bully peter SHUT UP PETER, OUR DOG BRIAN GRIFFIN IS DEAD 😭😭💔
@@alexyz9430 I tried to erase that memory from my head. A shit episode from an already bad show is saying something. Thanks for unearthing my trauma
it's because they're friends
@@ronan8881 actually true
Bill's work is really like the result of a direct transfer from stream of consciousness to animation lol
is water wet
@@AJCubing The answer is no
@@Literally___Me but why not tho, what do you consider wet exactly
@@thefutureismeaninglessthep7364 water itself is not wet, it makes things wet
@@AJCubing water is water
i want a series of these guys i really like the way they're written and their dynamic
1:39 ok so we have...
...
*corn*
i like the realisticness of the conversation, like how at 1:01 it shows his question getting cut off and getting forgot about and how conversations in real life are really awkward at times, and when he mentions the lobster section he isn't like "I dont like it there" he just says ok thanks because he knows hes not gonna go there
I honestly am endeared with how the characters interact, and how genuine the conversation sounds even if it's stilted in dialogue on purpose. Feels relatable!
+
If this is how genuine conversation sounds to you.. I think you have weird friends.
@@ChaosDesigned you silly little cheese ball, he is being sarcastic
@@beacon6424 SILLY LITTLE CHEESE BALL HHAHAHA IM STEALING THIS
@@beacon6424 That was the most delightful online retort ever. I love it.
Did anyone else notice when his friend said he didn't enjoy paintings because they weren't real, he simply took the painting they brought and made it reality.
aw, that's sweet
I didn’t until I read this, even though it was so obvious, thank you ☺️.
I didn't omg
well then
But that’s a picture not a painting in the beginning
The art gallery curator whisperking "okay" is just the funniest shit ever to me, idk why
Something I never realized until now is how natural the conversations are. Just take a second to think of a conversation you had, any of them, and play it back. It’s fascinating, isn’t it?
No matter how many times i've watched this, the way he looks at the camera after saying "They're not real. Ah that's true." will always get me 💀
yes
Ikr💀
🅱️ill
😭🤣
I've watched this a handful of times and only just noticed that at 1:40 one of the pieces of corn lands in one of the glasses of water and slowly sinks to the bottom. I am in love with all of the tiny details - both musically and visually - that you throw into your content. 10/10.
smart eye
Also right at the end of the video, the text that says "The End" changes to "The Edge" as we see the edge of the water
@@tim.honiss I saw that
@@tim.honiss I saw that too
Also around that time I noticed they said that’s the only restaurant that serves food
"Yes but i planned it again just to make sure"
the realness in that is insane
I like to watch this video when I’m feeling crappy and it always manages to make me feel better. I know this is overused, but this video and “Perfect.” scratch an itch in my brain that I didn’t know I had.
"Should we go in the lobster section?"
"I can't handle that right now."
The kind of conversation I have every time I go to a restaurant with my friends while high as hell.
This is a sweet 3d animation. Well done Bill! Best friends at a night out
eating corn with 29 forks
This was... brilliant. It felt so absurd, yet so human, but I couldn't really point to a single point that makes it human. It just has an air of humanity over it. Absurd humanity.
Great work, keep it up.
I think the reason why it feels so "human" is _because_ of its absurdity. I mean, logically, the things they're talking about make almost no sense and are completely impractical to think about, and yet they think about them anyway.
To me, in other words, it's the flawed nature of what they're saying and doing, nothing's perfect, in fact it's noticeably and blatantly imperfect, and that's what makes it human.
it flows like a story someone with ADHD (like me) made when just sitting in a room to think for a few hours.
It’s the crazy conversation.
“Should we go to the lobster section?”
“I can’t handle that right now.”
the acceptance of everything these characters do is what makes this work so well.
I love that I can never tell if a Bill Wurtz video is going to become a song or if it'll just stay animation. Keeps me on my toes.
This is the first 3d one though
@@toastpeople395 no, his first 3d video was "here comes the sun" im pretty sure
@@joacogg_yt I meant the first story one, one that isn't music
@@toastpeople395 oh ok
This is his first non-music video in a while
This is one of my favorite Bill Wurtz videos. I love every single line. A straight-up masterpiece. The animation, the diolouge, the voicing, the sound effects, the plot? I'm not even being ironic, it's so interesting and funny and pleasing and tickles my eyeballs. I'm so here for this!
“it tickles my eyeballs” makes no sense but i 100% agree
Man’s gone into the third dimension
Some of Bill's older videos just seem random but he's really figured out how to tie everything together with a plot. And it's not even a plot, really, but it still feels coherent.
@@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 That's what's fun about his songs, is the incoherent consistency. I see what you mean though and I agree
I’d love to live in an universe were this was normal and realistic
0:35 that awkward laugh is so relatable
bill wurtz has an uncanny ability to make videos that feel like three hours of content in 3 minutes of video. Love it
1:25 bro recontemplated every life decision up to this moment with that so frustrated but so calm “hm” 💀
Wonderful how you manage to make dialogue that should seem strange, because of the contents therein, feel so natural and fluid. Like two real friends just talking. Pretty amazing. More of this please
Eat your heart out, Tarantino!
these guys are always up to the biggest shenanigans
I feel like studying all that history made you deeply question probability, chance, choices, coincidences.. and the fact that anything can happen at any time, even if it doesn't, is the foundation of your worldview and possibly your sense of overwhelming joy/anxiety. But I'm just some guy analyzing internet videos wtf do i know
These are so weirdly soothing, I love not worrying about what any of it means and just getting lost in the animation and cool visuals. Please make more
Exactly the comment I came here to make. There's a kind of mental freedom that comes from not needing to interpret anything and just enjoying visual and aural stimulation. It's like a soft brain reset, a low power state. I loved this.
yes, that's why it feels comforting to me!!
Agreed!!!!
yep yep
real shit💯💯
Bill keeps making the weirdest stuff and I'm here for it, always makes my day.
@whaaa t unproven
I like how the single piece of corn slowly sank to the bottom of the cup
0:03 *y e s*
I don't know how a video of two (maybe) friends just doing stuff and talking and using forks can be so weirdly soothing. Idk, it just feels like a warm sweater, just in time for fall. Thank you, Bill.
Idk, maybe it's the fact that it is just in time for fall?
i felt that too! Not the part about fall, but the video is comforting for some odd reason. Its cool :)
@@cloudbrooks Do you like fork paintings? I hear they float on ice.
Remember, everything is normal in the comment section of a Bill Wurtz video.
@@Kwidge-I suppose they don't fall then, or Is it sink? Ice is like firm water, after all.
I adore this! The text boxes, the concept, the characters, the 3D-ness...the awkward over-informed waiter glitching through the roof! Every single thing Bill may or may not have thought out! 😆
hijacking this thread to say, i feel like this could actually be something even 10x better if there was a consistent plot and dialogue, while keeping the surreal dialogue and setting the same.
@@ahi7502 I think it's perfect just the way it is.
"the end" changing to "the edge" at the end was so unbelievably perfect for the ending of this video
“the worlds not ending tomorrow, right?”
“no”
“nice!!!”
i don’t know why but those three lines gave me the will to live. the world’s not ending tomorrow, that is pretty nice. could be the day after, but not tomorrow, right?
I really wish I could talk as gently, calm, comforting and comfortable to myself as these two talk to each other.
Yup, I wish I had what they have.
If you believe you can do it, you can.
@@vanb5264 thx, I really hope I can go back to some simpler times where I could just be like that
i wish someone would exist so i can have that sort of conversation with them
We need more animated skits EXACTLY like this this is perfect
the way he makes such absurd and impossible sentences seem completely normal is
immaculate
flabbergasting
Gabberflasting even
Bafflegasting perhaps
Waffletasting
tableglasting
Your stories are so down to Earth and interprertive, and the animation is just so in inventive and appealing. I love all of this. You really are a gem on this platform, Bill.
Bro how do I keep seeing you
II-//
||-// AAAA HELLO
@@Fairgame7707 I am in your walls with a leaked copy of Trench 2.
@@onyx747 hola clikky ||-//
@@bendito247 makes sense
There's just something about some bill wurtz videos like like there was a "normal" time
They said that the restaurant was (the last that sold food) so there was once more...
I'm probably overthinking but... no just overthining
I like how there are so many restaurants transforming into another restaurant when you get there and even then they never have food
bill often reminds me of those hilariously random and nonsensical stories that some AI come up with. And yet, there's still this just slightly but constantly visible glimmer of chaotic feelings, intentful writing and child-like fantasy in bill's work that only a human could produce. This is peak poetry!
sure thing-o
Wait, this wasn't written by an AI?
@@howdoipickaname9815 It's scam
I don't think this was written by AI. It has stuff that specifically strikes me as reversed human logic. Like "How much was that picture I bought earlier?" Or "I have 0 families"
@@windums560 why did I read that with the voice of: “it’s A S T A R!”
This feels… oddly relatable in a way I cannot begin to explain. Magnificent.
Everyone: talking about the Humor
Me: keeping on replaying that “okay” 0:13
okay
It's okay purple lines person, we all have days where we can't handle the lobster section.
“i have 0 families”
“how’s that one”
“it’s okay”
yeah, that did happen in the video, thanks for pointing it out
@@Purely_Andy
I'm sorry to hear that.
@@Purely_Andy damn very sorry to hear :/
i love how its so surreal and confusing yet the interactions between the characters feel so genuine, especially in a friendship
I genuinely love this video this is gonna sound sad. But I love the feeling of hearing a relaxed conversation like this and not having to have any input. I can just sit and listen
This thing is really good. It's one of the top rated things.
I love how you transitioned into the 3d world completely with this one :)
This is absolutely delightful. Your comedy is genius; completely unpredictable, good timing, delightfully silly. I love it just as much as the music.
“Is that what we had planned?”
“Yes, but I planned it again, just to make sure”
I felt that line, it felt good
One of the most dreamlike aspects of these videos is how they feel so long, yet they're so short. Just like a dream, on top of the unnatural dialogue and inconsistencies.
The man is a talent beyond measure
Sure is
Hey JJ. Didn’t expect to see you here. What a pleasant surprise
omg its the canada man
BIG WALL
Yo, I liked your rally with Jreg the other day! I mean, uh, death to centrists!1
Wow, Bill's voice really fits well with the animation, he should become a singer or something
Maybe he could also do some things on another platform called Vine
We could make a religion out of this!
"bUT hE Is A sIngER"
@@xelogaming "R/w0O0o0OsH" haha you didn't get the joke /j
@@Zachyshows those few letters have ruined youtube imo
This entire animation is literally just DISNEY WORLD in a nutshell.
🤯 These animations are amazing!
For some reason the way he says "we have... corn..." makes me think he burst into laughter 2 seconds after finishing the take
i love how their conversations can actually be and are used in real life friendships
yeah i say “let’s just sit on the roof” tons of times
@@pandapackin i dont mean all the things they said i mean most of what they said is similar to how people talk to their friends irl
@@UwU-ok2jr 👍
@@UwU-ok2jr Where is OwO??
@@LorenzJahn just about to ask the same question... i suddenly want to have a cookie
Best friendship story ever, the friendship and the story made me break in tears, this deserves an Oscar for it's acting and creativity, this is the best novel, that would blow if this was a book.
GG with the writing of this astonishing story, Bill!
my brain.
the bots are getting smart
this deserves universal recognition
@@nope8247 stop it, get some help.
@@pineapplerindm for real man, I wish this could go to theaters lol
i can only hope for all of my conversations to go this way
I loved how it changed from "The end" to "The Edge"
Dude, Bill Wurtz never disappoints. You can legitimately see how much he's advanced and improved over the years... can't wait to see what he comes up with next!
can you handle the lobster section?
Never fails to disappoint?
@@pineapplerindm No, I can't.
The words you chose, in the order in which you chose to arrange them, do not convey what I think you were intending to convey.
Never fails to disappoint 😞?
I have a weird feeling that every video you make is actually a virtualized dream.
Your profile pic made me think I had a hair on my phone lmao
that idea is oddly soothing to me
@@samuelseefeld sammeee
my thoughts exactly
@@samuelseefeld LOL
-It's a 29 pack, how many would you like
-all 29 fo them
This is the kind of existential absurdist metafiction I'm here for.
i hope this type of content becomes popular because for some reason seeing 2 characters talk while 3d animated is just oddly nice.
yea
yeah, I hope it becomes viral too, Exorio32. Maybe it would be nice if Bill Wurtz could make an entire animated series of those two characters.
honestly I have to say, this is straight gold. I can't wait to see more of this, it just felt so right while being objectively strange but not feeling strange at all. Nice work
Surreal. At the same time its adult friendship in a nutshell.
i feel like im tripping watching these stone cold sober more than when im actually high
I’m glad Bill is making comedy skits again. The songs are great and all, but this is the shit I live for.
Damn you've really improved in your animating quality. The musical accents are brilliant too.
I think he's doing a pattern where each video is more graphically complex than the previous
@@alielzein258 you could make a religion out of that
THIS THING AND HIS ENTIRE CHANNEL LOOKS LIKE AND FEELS LIKE A FEVER DREAM
"The world's not ending tomorrow, right?"
"No."
"Nice."
that was relieving
idk what it is but something about this video makes me so comfy inside whether it be the conversations these two are having, their natural friendship, or the beautifully simplistic design of the characters something about this just makes me feel so good
That's literally also exactly how I feel
@@recitationtohear I don't wanna make no potato wedges
Same. I think it's how simple it is