Gun Violence is Never the Answer
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- Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
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Or How To Destroy a Man
Weird to think, civilizations can crumble without a single bullet being fired.
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MC Can’t Read is based, guns are for betas. Emotionally killing a man is for true alphas.
Only alphas commit crimes of passion
how do you kill that which does not live ლಠ益ಠ)ლ
Do you mean biased?
Mika de Grote nope
emotionally killed men use guns to kill soooo...
Value Select solves gun violence and marriage issues in one video. Brilliant.
Next, I take on the Byzantine Empire
@@ValueSelectTVprotip: refer to them as "the worse half of Rome" and they will begin crying uncontrollably. Then just pull out the spare lance and it's all over.
Not brilliant, PERFECT
@@ValueSelectTV they've had it to good for far to long
Actually it wasn’t value select it was Mc can’t read smh
That song took me on a journey I was not ready for, but did not regret
The Ride of a lifetime, glad we can share it my brother
That got real very fast there
Such is life my friend! Life comes at ya faaaaast.
@@ValueSelectTV like a bullet
Beat a man for a day, he feels pain for a day.
Roast a man for a day, he feels pain for a lifetime.
TRUTH!
“Or you can send him to space in a big balloon.”
Ah yes, a hero’s death
This man really woke up and chose v̶i̶o̶l̶e̶n̶c̶e̶ absolute decimation of someone's life
Is there any other way?
Thank you MCCR, very cool!
"TO ALL THE SUCKAS I've loved before: A Netflix Series by MC CANT READ"
>Gun violence is never the answer
Correct. It's a question. The answer is "In self-defense."
Nice.
No holds barred in self defense! At least where I live lol 😁
I caught this vid before it was taken down a few minutes ago, gotcha! He’s done it again. Thank you for this masterpiece. One of these vids will get ya boomin, just keep doin what you’re doin.
Will do my brother! Thanks for being quick on the draw!
I was going to sleep, but I guess my bed can way a few more minutes. Love your videos!
I hope you dream of BIG BALLOONS!
I don’t understand how this only has 500k views when although I only first found it a couple days ago I have since sent it to every one of my friends and I have over one million friends?
it just doesn’t add up
every time they show him doing the same dance the entire time with a vacant stare kills me it's so funny
"your MC Cant Read!"
"That's right, I may be ailliterate..."
Idk why but i died at that part
MC can't read is a straight up psychopath. Nice! Great video as usual!
THE CRUSADERS? PASSION FRUIT? Nice.
*me thinking the song will be wholesome*
*me also pulling out a notepad to write down different methods to turn a man into a ghost*
I just realized that the guy the wife cheats with is the same person from "You're the Hottest of Your Friends"
My brother, a keen eye! Thank you for noticing the connection! It means a lot to me. ♥
This is so reminiscent of the early days of Jon Lajoie, I love it
it may not be the answer but its always the solution
Dude you accidentally didn't put the other hour of content we wanted
this feels like a parody of Slick Rick's Children's Story
that ending reference to death is illegal is golden
This video literally never fails me, bless you Value Select
That beat is fucking FLAMES ngl
The balloon is a good idea.
The way you say fuck you at the beginning is truly beautiful
Well I've seen it all now an ad about a personal massager that can be controlled with a phone thanks youtube
I am quite a few years late for this question, but in the off chance you are still looking at comments on this video, just how cold was the water you were in? Mad respect for being willing to do that for a video.
The beats too sick...
Yea. More sick than what MC can't read suggest XD
The big balloon option is pretty good. Very traditional
The dance at 1:06 always fucking kills me.
In case anyone was wondering, or didnt know, he never used «no», «more» or «guns» in the song afterwards
It's the truth
Entire world: "Gun violence is never the answer!"
America: "Then what do we do without fun violence?"
Mafia:
Very educational. I plan on using this on my nemesis.
youtube knew what i needed today
Somebody please get that man on SNL
Icarus, be careful you’re getting mighty close to that sun...
Well that got real quick.
Gone violence isn't the answer, its the question. And the answer is yes.
Singlehandedly solved America's gun problem
That...
That was an adventure.
did my guy jump into a river to make this
Why is it Big Balloon that got me
This video changed my life
Welcome home Kyle
Fuck dude. That was so dark and I love it.
What a beautiful messege
Violence is never the answer. Violence is a question, and the answer is yes.
1:39 “A hero’s death”
This reminds me a lot of MC gun control from harmontown
violence is never the answer,
violence is the question, the answer is yes
its a question. and the answer is yes
Love this! 💀
Admit it - it's not your first time here
What in gods name is this and why is it in my recommendation. Wait why am i enjoying it
WELCOME HOME BROTHER
I too love Product®
Which raises a philosophical question:which of the two possabilities is more humane?
we did it boyz, guns are no more
The answer, is a gun, and if that don't work, use more gun...
- The Enginner -
wow thats oddly specific yalright?
Wait, judging by the stuff we see in the background, this happened in Frankfurt, Germany?
I would just challenge them to a duel
It’s too bad MC Can’t Read can’t see all of this praise
i have always been wondering, whats your connection to germany?
We need to pass common sense big balloon laws
List of my playlists ive added this to:
"This is so funny, Alexa, play this at my funeral!"
"Info-tainment"
"Best Songs"
"50/50 Depressing/Enlightening"
"☯️👽Media-high's 'n' Low's🌠☮"
"AWESOMELY FUCKING RADICAL SHIT"
and
"Bigg Oof"
how cold was that water?
E X T R E M E L Y, I have footage of me getting in, and I am making a ruckus
@@ValueSelectTV "Could you describe this ruckus?"
For some reason I was reminded of “The water under the golden gate is freezing cold”
@@ValueSelectTV well worth it I've probably watched this video 100 times. It's my favorite you've done. Next is hit me with your car because I listen to it before work lol.
This video just made gun violence humane.
😂😂
Well it is. Compared to anything other than short burst of electrocution, chemical heart stopper mix and gasses that put us to sleep, it's the most humane method.
This got real dark, real quick. I love it.
Thanks my brother Sham
It was really funny up until that fucking big balloon. Then I knew I was on the wrong side of UA-cam.
@@sarahb3nyakar you mean right?
Ok then my life is reaaally messed up if I related huh
That's the best type of humor
"Or you could send hit to space in a big balloon!" "Ahh, a hero's death"
Truly the only way to die
@@ValueSelectTV God if I could only be so lucky...
@@ValueSelectTV send me up, I wanna go
I pray to Mithras I could be so lucky
This is the secret ending to the trilogy.
MC can't read is my childhood hero
Really, didn't expect you here
CRAB!!
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one
You have a good choice for a hero.
It's amazing where you find youtubers on youtube.
ayyyyyyy it’s my favorite dnd storyteller
"... Or you could send him to space in a big balloon, but give him a faulty space suit, so when he exits the troposphere, he can't breathe and he'll disappear. You could also send the mother lover to a volcano, and push him, so nobody will know, where his body is, so he'll die alone away from his kids"
THE SEQUEL
Professional Neet
I’ll keep that one in mind as an option.
i'm forced to send your videos periodically to my friends because i genuinely feel selfish and like im wronging them otherwise
You are my greatest warrior, and I respect you
Value Select thank you 😭 it's the least I can do 😂
Banking on the self-indulgent materialistic hedonism of the wife is pretty risky, I mean this is 2019 we're talking about I'm pretty sure people aren't that naturally inclined to fill emotional voids with material wealth that's some pretty R I D I C U L O U S speculation on modern people's internalized understanding of self-worth Mr. Select. I think I'll be going with space balloon thank you very much
Keeyan Ghoreshi a mother cruelly bereft of her children is more susceptible to the quarterback smile solicitations of that electric screen. Even the strong will break given enough pressure.
Value Select how could I be so foolish, once I’ve space ballooned her children she will be forced to purchase my rocket ship in an attempt to retrieve them. You’ve saved my family and marketing career yet again
@@keeyanghoreshi8966 they call him "value" for a reason
Personally I'll be using my spare lance, cant quite afford a balloon or to rise to power
I'm a fan of pineal impalement
I can't tell whether or not this is pro or nay for guns.
Good job, good job. Truly bipartisan shitposting.
It is clearly pro to sending people to space in big balloons
Gee Golly Republicans
Jreg approves this message
it is anti, because guns are just boring
It’s pro-violence
Now we definelty need a song about that one time MC cant read used a gun.
i didn't realize i wanted this but now i need answers
ua-cam.com/video/AfHMF5a5GUk/v-deo.html
A simple big balloon can provide an unbeatable legacy
This is big brain thinking, big balloons are the future of warfare
MC Can’t Read on Watergate.
I think MC CAN'T READ is hiding his true power level
Found the Lawful Neutral UA-camr.
I have completed the trilogy.
YOU MUST MERGE THEM ALL TOGETHER!
You know the rules!
Who's the rest of the trilogy?
Caleb Fury
Jacksfilms is True Neutral
Brian David Gilbert is Chaotic Neutral
Evil Trilogy
Jack Stauber Neutral Evil
Gus Johnson Lawful Evil
Filthy frank Chaotic Evil
Ninjasexparty: Chaotic Good
Studio C: Lawful Good
Neutral Good: ???
@@addemiusinksoul8655 who's neutral good.
Tell me. Your secret must be known.
And I assume the place the sketch artist goes doesnt mean that they are actually that just the charecters they plays exhibit does traits
Discovering this channel has been a blessing and a curse. No longer will I have no song stuck in my head.
Welcome home my brother! 🙏🏻❤️ enjoy your stay!
Violence isn’t an answer, it is a question, and the answer is *Y E S*
*"Motherlover" has been added to your swear word vocabulary +100 xp*
M.C. Can't Read, the dungeon that the artist was sent to, and Soul Man 70?
The mythos deepens...
You better believe the VSCU is real and thriving
I admire the effort you put in to create this. The timing is solid, the costumes are great, and above all I found it funny, which is what matters the most I think. Keep it up, my man.
The idea of a famous singer / musician somehow not being able to read yet making his own songs is just so funny to me
Holy shit this is a masterpiece, youre 2 for 2 wtf
subbed
There is something so perfect about that opening "Fuck You" clip.
One in like 20 videos should end with that instead of "Perfect" to make sure people remember their place!
I just want to know what MC Can't Read would do with the big ballon.
Drop a piano from it to kill a man's army bound son. (see The Salute by VS)
This is easily the best one and should have the most views.
Spread the word my brother!
Yes exactly
The offhanded “I used them once, but now I’m done!” is surprisingly foreboding. What did M.C. Can’t Read do in his tumultuous past?
What MC Can't Read here is actually brilliant. In order to show the man the errors of his sadistic ways, he describes doing the exact thing that the man wants- the destruction of the other man's life. However, by doing so in such personal terms, he reveals to the man how truly heartless his wish was, teaching him an important lesson about empathy.
Lit
There should be a death note version of this where it's just Ryuk singing all the ways Light could kill someone with the death note
Heart Attacks Are Never The Answer
this is just "Oh, No! What We Gonna Do?" but secular and PG-13
you're right and you should say it
The shot at 1:06 is the most powerful weapon in this entire video. I've been losing sleep for the past week because I'll remember the clip late into the night and laugh like an idiot.
Curse you Value Select.
This guy always gets me out of a bad mood. Thanks again Value Select
0:25 This statement is brought to you by the German Empire
KAISER WILHEM
Wait, did the wife cheat with Soulman69?
It's the value select connected universe
THE VSCU REACHES INTO ALL THINGS!
This channel gives me 2013 Smosh vibes
I'll take it!
I love how when he’s choked, he just pats his chest like he’s saying “dafuq? My lungs aren’t working.”
I would listen to a 30 minute version of MC Can't Read making stories about how to kill people.