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UA-cam ACTIVELY does NOT put my videos into the ALGORITHM because MY VIDS don't have any ADS on them. I am being buried alive, with only my hands to claw my way out of this ONSLAUGHT of DIRT
It does if you put "valueselect" in quotations. They're not hiding the video, they just want you to watch 12,745 other videos first on the topic so that you won't be swayed by Max's hateful rhetoric
@@CodexKnife What are ya tryin' to imply there big guy? That big tech censors right-of-center viewpoints through search algorithm weasel tactics? ? Jeez what are ya gonna tell me next, that my tap water ain't safe to drink?? *glug* *glug* sounds like SOMEbody's a little KOO KOO *points finger at temple, makes the 'crazy' hand gesture* YEESH bud you should really get your head checked, get you some seroquel or something, before you go on a RAMPAGE
I’m already fully inVESTed in this Giant high caliber, bullet proof idea. I wish they made giant bullet proof vests for one person. I’m tired of being jammed pack together in my school bullet proof vest right next to the teacher who gives a lot of homework.
If anybody’s wondering, the first song is First Class from the X-Men movie of the same name. I used to almost exclusively listen to soundtrack music on Spotify, recognized it immediately. I was a weird kid.
this is the best skit I have ever seen- I've shown it to all my friends so many times that they won't introduce me to new members of our discord server
please do man. You've got a special mind and you are going to do great things. Can't wait for your channel to blow up so you get the attention you deserve.
hey can you make the vest a little bigger i can barely reach my keyboard im chinese whispering across the room to all the other kids to type this for me yellow rhino dishwasher
This man could make an entire film comprised of only himself infront of a green screen, wearing thousands of costumes, and I would watch 4 straight hours of it a day.
*How about this:* You legalize buying guns for kids EXCEPT school shooters.
NICE
What about giving every students a gun and turn it into a school shootout?
If you think about it, this is basically iron man's plan in age of Ultron
He should become the president of USA
He literally says "I see a suit of armour, around the world."
Stop saying BUILD THE WALL. Start saying STITCH THE VEST.
NOW YOU'RE TALKING
STITCH THE VEST
And we'll get the Mexicans to pay for it
Snake eater hit me hard.
Having flashbacks of that ladder.
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If you search for No More School Shootings on youtube, this video doesnt appear, even if you type Value Select after
UA-cam ACTIVELY does NOT put my videos into the ALGORITHM because MY VIDS don't have any ADS on them. I am being buried alive, with only my hands to claw my way out of this ONSLAUGHT of DIRT
It does if you put "valueselect" in quotations. They're not hiding the video, they just want you to watch 12,745 other videos first on the topic so that you won't be swayed by Max's hateful rhetoric
@@SmallReanus You shouldn't have to jump through hoops to find a video. 99% of people wouldn't do that.
@@CodexKnife What are ya tryin' to imply there big guy? That big tech censors right-of-center viewpoints through search algorithm weasel tactics? ? Jeez what are ya gonna tell me next, that my tap water ain't safe to drink?? *glug* *glug* sounds like SOMEbody's a little KOO KOO *points finger at temple, makes the 'crazy' hand gesture* YEESH bud you should really get your head checked, get you some seroquel or something, before you go on a RAMPAGE
aww man
I’m already fully inVESTed in this Giant high caliber, bullet proof idea. I wish they made giant bullet proof vests for one person. I’m tired of being jammed pack together in my school bullet proof vest right next to the teacher who gives a lot of homework.
Can’t wait for the Seeing Eye Knife /Bulletproof Vest crossover episode where the two great powers join forces in order to take down the spaceboys.
IT is an unstoppable duo my brother
This is a real winner, Mr. Selects. Great work.
Thank yee mr COBURN
If anybody’s wondering, the first song is First Class from the X-Men movie of the same name. I used to almost exclusively listen to soundtrack music on Spotify, recognized it immediately. I was a weird kid.
Hey one of my top Spotify albums was a orchestral soundtrack this year, you’re in good company
THIS ACTUALLY APPEARED IN MY RECOMMENDED
UA-cam HAS FINALLY FREED YOU FROM ALGORITHM PRISON
this is the best skit I have ever seen- I've shown it to all my friends so many times that they won't introduce me to new members of our discord server
Legalize California
Also is that your mom in the ending sequence
thank u, mr president
For those who don't know the funky song at the end, it's I'd Love to Change the World by Ten Years After
THANK YOU
You are a god thank you
only 9 more years :) cant wait, hope cobid didnt push off production too much
The plot of the new metal gear solid looks really interesting.
A keen eye my brother, for this truly was the influence.
"Excuse me while I proliferate with a magnanimous question"
This video aged like fine wine
A little over 6 years til release Mr Select
This better be a real thing eventually, I'm holding you to this sir
We inch closer and closer to the release of one of the greatest documentaries to ever be made.
this is the epitome of absurd comedy
also was that like blackface lite back there, or...
Shhhhhhh
😂😂😂
So that's where the Spirit of Fire has been between halo wars 1 and 2
Spirit of Fire is a cool spaceship
Agreed! Extremely space-looking!
Shouldn't we finish building the giant wall before moving onto the giant bulletproof vest?
Maybe we can just defund schools completely to prevent the shootings, and use that money for wall?
wait a minute, what if we just built the wall...outta the vest?
We did it boys, school shootings is no more
Max, you did it ya bastard!
I FINALLY DONE IT
@@ValueSelectTV Snake perfect!
You guys did a *bang* up job with this. I’d take a *shot* at making videos like these but I don’t have the time
That X-men first class soundtrack tho. Henry Jackman killin it
Keen ears my brother Lemur
I love that there's no more crime in Chicago anymore now that its 2023
A vest around the point between rage and serenity.
Now you're thinking!
I love how you used a human ship from halo for an alien invasion
Cant believe this dudes channel on has 40k subs, absolutely hilarious
A new Value Select video? What a thrill.
It's TOP GRADE for my boy
Good holiday film for the whole family
dang it i should've inVESTed in a bullet proof vest making company
Still waiting for these giant bullet proof vests
The world needs them now more than ever
Where can I pre-order tickets?
I've watched this like 29 times so freaking funny
Thank you brother, glad to hear you enjoy it!
I'm gonna say it.
"I WAS HERE BEFORE HE GOT WORLDWIDE FAMOUS"
I like the fist class music in the background
I hear that Ten Years After in the background
Saving up for the back to school sale on bulletproof vests
A wise choice brother
I gained so much respect hearing Ten Years After in the background
May be a joke, but it’s more than we’ve done to prevent shootings
Of course! How did i not see this?!
you need more subscribers
I agree
Max Renner for president 2020
I will take this role with HONOR
Unless the shooter uses armor-piercing shells as ammunition.
2:19 IS THAT METAL GEAR I HEAR
i know i'm super late but i'd love the change the world was such a perfect song for this.
I can’t wait for vest
That was so beautiful.
One day, I will make REAL movies, just like this bit
please do man. You've got a special mind and you are going to do great things. Can't wait for your channel to blow up so you get the attention you deserve.
We need bulletproof vests to keep our bulletproof vests safe
Stop bullet proof violence
Whats the music that starts at 1:24 please I really need it
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@@ValueSelectTV aight you're a fuckin legend for replying to that comment i'm turning notifications on god bless america sir
Another perfect production. Plenty of value here
Value 4 ALL
Sequel to Death Is Illegal
Actually: PREQUEL to Death is Illegal, one of the greatest films of our time.
Prequel!
@@ValueSelectTV OH, yes, that is correct. Thanks, brother.
Look at that view/like ratio my fellow max. Looking good!
MAX! We continue to WIN!
Yo is that X-Men first class music nice
N I C E
he better make this a movie in 2030, feature length
What a thrill
hey can you make the vest a little bigger
i can barely reach my keyboard
im chinese whispering across the room to all the other kids to type this for me yellow rhino dishwasher
I didn't know Beto O'Rourke had a youtube channel
thank you mister president
God bless you Werepyreking
Imho is that this is your best video
If only we could pass this kind of legislature
Holy shit you are talented
It is my gift to you brother
We have plenty of bulletproof vests, but what about nukeproof vests and giantaliendeathrayproof vests?
What a thrill.
2030 is too far away. I need the seminal piece of film of our generation now.
Here before his channel blows up
where has this channel been all my life
Here, waiting for you my brother, and at long last, here we are
This man could make an entire film comprised of only himself infront of a green screen, wearing thousands of costumes, and I would watch 4 straight hours of it a day.
Gonna need a rechargeable energy shield against those fly boys
Holy heck, your right
Goodnight Flyboys, theres a NEW shariff in town
SNAKE EAAAAAAAAATER
SNAAAAAAAAAAAKE perfect
very good music dude !
I liked the video and then snake eater kicked on and I’m trynna find a way to like the video a second time
Him as a president looks like Beto O’Rourke but younger
Your value multiplies daily!!! Soon we shall all ascend with your guiding light!
When you make that bumper sticker, send me one too!
You are what UA-cam needs
We Ascend
Big Boss ... your'e the president now .... Do what you must
Ok, this is epic.
You know for a fact that president isn’t wearing any pants.
1 bulletproof vest of epic proportions to put around the earth
Evergreen
Wow this is still pretty relevant
Can someone help me with a list of places the music is from... preferably in order, specifically the stuff before snake eater
ua-cam.com/video/BYRTK62pVWQ/v-deo.html
@@ValueSelectTV thank you boss :)
hahaha where did you get the dancing lady footage that was crackup. Great video, brother.
Just the ol' INTERNET. She is my provider
Much love my brother Jacob
I don't know why, but I really like his accent 😂😂😂
Much love brother
@@ValueSelectTV i love your song "hit me with your car" 😂
The least realistic part of this is an american government agreeing on gun reform
snake perfect
Keen ears my friend
Loved the punchline
A documentary about how one man dared to end all gun violence, directed by RoboSpielberg 5000, coming July 4th 3019.
Another Spielberg I must destroy
@@ValueSelectTV dunno my man, RS5K is pretty tough
Can’t wait
10 more years.
If this doesn't come by 2030, I'll be sad.
This is a really good video
I enjoyed
I'd love to change the world but corrupted for copy right
Ahhh yes an America-sized bullet proof vest will definitely stop the UNSC Spirit of Fire. But will it stop the sheer magnificence that is Snake Eater?
SHALL
We will win AGAIN