Cristela Alonzo Weighs Herself Using The Metric System | CONAN on TBS
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- Опубліковано 2 бер 2015
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Cristela Alonzo Stand-Up 03/02/15 | CONAN on TBS
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i loved her show, i hate that they canceled it
I love her!! I wish her show Cristela had a second season :'(
you people are so mean, she is actually very good!
I thought she was pretty good. Don't lump me in with the others.
John Meyers 2 cm
pau weg Exactly. It's called misogyny.
Steve Holmgren She's better than a "3." My guess is you're just not a chubby chaser. In the world of comedy, a fatty--male or female--can go all the way to the top. Breathing heavily, but they can get there.
She needs her own style
Her workout clothes bit was good and so was her hipster food bit. I actually laughed out loud
Cristela!!! what an awesome humor! and her show is really great too!!!!!
The chicken joke was actually really clever.
***** The entire set was actually really clever.
And a good point we have a lot of privileges here that we take for granted.
***** Maybe it's because I see it all the time on food packaging and have never really thought about it until now. It's a very Louis CK-ish joke, where you basically look at something that seems really insignificant, and then make a big deal out of it.
Search Jimmy O. Yang Whole Food Chicken. He did the exact same joke at the Laugh Factory back in July, and it was already years old by then. That joke isn't clever, it's ancient, and copied. Why did you feel the need to type "actually" before "really clever"? Is it because you find it preposterous that a female could say something funny or insightful? Just wondering, I'm of the opinion that she sucks wong at being a standup.
two words - bill burr
She is actually really good!
Lol im latino i can relate to the bars on my window thing, had me dying xD
I liked her set. Her attitude and delivery is great.
I think she's hilarious. I can understand if you don't like her but you don't have to say it in a rude way. Some of this comments are just plain ridiculous. I think that ridiculousness is extremely unfunny but you don't see me bashing their page.
thanks for adding a valuable comment to all the idiot trolls who landed on this site and shared all their negativity. She is so funny and has great delivery!!!! ! These people are pathetic. They are maybe jealous...and ignorant. She's damn good.
God, I remember seeing her when she was first starting out :) She's come a long way!
RGV(Rio Grande Valley) girl representing! San Juan, Texas baby!!
Loved the new material cristela! :)
Hahaha she was really good!
trevor... lol
She is kind of funny. Would watch her again.
I find it funny how people call her fat if you actually knew how much she works out and how far she has come you'd be singing a different tune. If only people would stick to the reason this is on here if you don't like her or anyone move along why must you be so negative? A little girl just dies of a heart attack at 15 and 88lbs because people said she had a big butt! Why would you want to be one of the horrible human beings that would contribute to all the hate that is in this world?
If I were Canadian... I'd stay in Canada! xD
I need you back on TV! I miss you crazy lady!
The Kardashian bit was savage.😂🤣
Funny and attractive. Kudos Cristela.
She's lovely, thank you for sharing!
"the animals had a better life than i did" u wot m8
lookin good cristela!
she is soo good!
damn, shes funny. And she didn't even make one joke about being a woman. Unless you count the tit joke but i dont. Im looking her up
She's funny
You are good, we want moreee !
Lmfao she's actually funny
Food bit was mad funny. She's great.
she's not that bad. and she didn't talk about sex once wich is pretty fucking rare.
Funnier that half the men on here. Couple times had me in stiches
Mad Monk Billet stfu
Thanks for making it sexist
Someone had to make it about gender...
She's hilarious! :)
she's gooood!
Love her
The chicken joke was pretty good
she so funny :D and I love love love her shoes!! keep up the good work Cristela
She is funny. Like her show also 👊👍
love the conan show
loved it!!! shes so cute with the sparkly sneakers
The backstory of food was kind of taken from Jim Gaffigan's Stand up called Obsessed, aired in 2014.
She had some good parts to her set. I like the part about the illegal Canadian immigrant, Trevor.
When she was speaking of Canadians, did he refer to Trevor? As in Trevor from Grand Theft Auto?
I liked it !
love her!
pretty funny
somewhere, right now, Bill Burr is all red-faced screaming "she stole my fucking food joke!, It's on my special on Netflix people!, she just switched some words around"
She was pretty good ! :)
Lmaooo! “Come on Pepe!”
she s funny !!!
Amazing! xD
well done
That skirt made me think of my dead grandmother. She used to make tablecloths like that.
She always reminds me of Demi Lovato.
ConfrontationalRealist wow you're so edgy
Next time you use the term 'politically correct', consider how your sentences would look if it said 'treating people with respect' instead. Perhaps you might understand how ridiculous it is that people think 'political correctness' is actually a thing.
Or 'people who don't appreciate other people acting like childish cunts.' Case in point.
Except she has an actual personality haha
Nice .funny and so pretty😊
She's really funny. :)
I liked her
Alonzo, she is good.
She's great...she's very funny and attractive...her shows great...
"This chicken had a better child than I had" lol
+dean adams *childhood.
Those shoes though
She looked great.
Lmao, Dat gta reference
Jimmy Fallon sang a duet with her.
I liked this, I thought it was funny.
I think she's beautiful
This was pretty good. Not sure why the dislike :(
she was great
Can't believe people are still trotting out the "free range chicken" jokes, something like 6 years after Portlandia first made them popular.
brigadierburnsauce nobody watches Portlandia
There are some unique angles on topics here and some good jokes. Nice work, Cristela.
Luv u 🌟👍
Hilarious!!
I think people who laugh at everything might find that funny, but it wasnt. But she seems like very cool and funny person to hang around with. Also she is hot
Wap wap wap WAAAAAAAAP
Change to metric and you are set…hahahahaha…really funny
I would
Hilarious!
even though she is latino or indian. I still feel like she's never been outside of the us before..
exactly. I hate people who call themselves "latino" and can't even speak spanish like this woman. being born and raised in the US is exactly the opposite of "latino". doesn't matter what colour your skin is.
laseede17 i was actually talking about the benefits of living in the us she is talking about. but yea. i agree with you nonetheless:P
yes how dare these people want to identify with their culture regardless of where they're born...being Latino or Hispanic simple means you have ancestors in Spanish speaking or Latin America, do you get pissed when someone says they're german but they've never been to Germany???? I bet not, take you bullshit elsewhere please.
beabaila13 yes, I would. If someone says he's germanic and has never been in Germany, doesn't know German and lives happily in a country with strict policy against German people, yes, I would get pissed. Or at least if I were German. Nowadays it's "cool" to be identified with Latin America but from the comfort of your house in the most racist country in the world.
laseede17 Well generally people say they are Latino if they some Central or South American heritage. But I suppose in some occasions you are correct. Although you can't exactly call yourself caucasian if you're not white.
Celine dion is more american than canadian. How many vegas shows did she do like a million?
This is why we can't have nice things.
Not bad. She had decent delivery and decent material. I liked her energy though.
That is a beautiful and funny woman :D thumps up!
I may have broken a record, made it 50 seconds in. Go ahead, try to beat it, I dare you.
hej rokke
She complains that workout clothes are expensive but goes to a expensive store to buy them?
She funny.
I found her funny
Stewie Griffin: "Not Funny!"
She's like a mature Demi Lovato!
Finally! Okay this is why I don't believe that women cannot be funny. They can obviously as anyone can just remember it's delivery and timing. Sometimes it seems like we only see unfunny ones bc they forget jokes have a formula.
Lou Lou Lemon is expensive and some of their most expensive stuff is not even a full top. It's a sports bra with fabric over it.
a real expensive way to get in shape: lipo-suction!
Wow she looks like Max from 2 broke Girls
Especially the boobs.
Female version of Gabriel Iglesias..
Eating chickens rn
I dunno why, but I'm sexually attracted to her.
Thanks god for the audience letting us know where the jokes are
Black face was recently used on always sunny in philadelphia. %!%#%?),#
She looks like demi lovato
She looks like Demi Lovato D:
If she lost 60 pounds by converting to the metric system, it would mean that she weighs 110 pounds, I call bullshit.