Cristela Alonzo Is Not About To Let You Steal Her Makeup

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  • Опубліковано 20 січ 2017
  • The star of the new Netflix comedy special 'Lower Classy' tells Stephen how she went all Batman on a guy who tried to rob her in Los Angeles.
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  • @AngelaSealana
    @AngelaSealana 7 років тому +192

    So glad she's getting more attention now. LOVED her sitcom.

  • @RIPThorn
    @RIPThorn 7 років тому +208

    Her brother is my pre-calculus teacher and he's just as energetic as her.

  • @IceColdProfessional
    @IceColdProfessional 7 років тому +103

    Wow. She has no filter. I love her! She's real.

  • @elzeus13
    @elzeus13 7 років тому +172

    Wow, I wasn't expecting such a down to Earth interview.

    • @kandaceburns6810
      @kandaceburns6810 7 років тому +1

      e1

    • @jcbulldog533
      @jcbulldog533 3 роки тому +1

      Best way to be is not having a filter. She rocks those gladiator shoe's!

    • @AprilPearls
      @AprilPearls 2 роки тому

      By the looks of it even Stephen is shocked

  • @ANNA4daysaweek
    @ANNA4daysaweek 7 років тому +93

    petition to bring cristela the show back

    • @hernalexito
      @hernalexito 7 років тому +4

      I rather they bring it back on Netflix. They can get away with more stuff. ABC is owned by Disney so it can't be too real or it will offend someone

  • @soulfulkat
    @soulfulkat 7 років тому +70

    I met her before she blew up and she's the sweetest and very humble.

  • @emogirlhashervengz
    @emogirlhashervengz 7 років тому +244

    Who is she? She's hilarious, I mean it only took me 6 minutes to fall in love with her character.

    • @colleenschwab
      @colleenschwab 7 років тому +12

      watch her tv show online that was sadly canceled it was so funny and had fluffy on it

    • @mikekuppen6256
      @mikekuppen6256 7 років тому +2

      +

    • @emogirlhashervengz
      @emogirlhashervengz 7 років тому +3

      Cool. I'll check it out hehe

    • @menriquex
      @menriquex 7 років тому +5

      me too, gonna ser her show for sure :)

    • @viljl6514
      @viljl6514 7 років тому +11

      @emogirl/vengz: She just turned 38 on January 6, 2017. She created, produced, wrote and acted in her own US network show "CRISTELA" on ABC. Her show lasted one season (22 episodes) during the 2014-2015 television season and it was cancelled afterwards. Personally, I loved her show and watched all the 22 episodes, but I suppose the "general" audience didn't respond and the ratings were not that high, so it was not renewed.

  • @LunaCSunshine
    @LunaCSunshine 7 років тому +183

    I have no idea who she is but she's freaking hilarious.

    • @viljl6514
      @viljl6514 7 років тому +7

      @Luna Sunshine: She just turned 38 on January 6, 2017. She created, produced, wrote and acted in her own US network show "CRISTELA" on ABC. Her show lasted one season (22 episodes) during the 2014-2015 television season and it was cancelled afterwards. Personally, I loved her show and watched all the 22 episodes, but I suppose the "general" audience didn't respond and the ratings were not that high, so it was not renewed.

    • @crnflakegrl
      @crnflakegrl 7 років тому +2

      She keeps interrupting Stephen?

    • @SirHiggalot
      @SirHiggalot 7 років тому +2

      I believe her name is Cristela Alonzo.

    • @vickischulte350
      @vickischulte350 7 років тому +1

      Luna Sunshinee

    • @mae2309
      @mae2309 7 років тому +6

      Luna Sunshine check out her Netflix comedy.. funny stuff.

  • @sapointi
    @sapointi 6 років тому +86

    2:56 "we're Latino we don't believe in depression" I'm Latino and I've been depressed for most of the years I remember of my life 💀 but I guess it's true my family doesn't really get it

    • @dreamhunter5778
      @dreamhunter5778 3 роки тому +18

      Yes in the our culture depression is call laziness.

    • @sapointi
      @sapointi 3 роки тому +11

      @@dreamhunter5778 yes its stupid we need to take depression and mental illness serious in our communities

    • @dreamhunter5778
      @dreamhunter5778 3 роки тому +6

      @@sapointi yes we do. But it's hard to do. I think if people call laziness they trick themselves to think that they can fixt it. Sad truth is that is not that easy. If it's really bad then professional help is needed. Our older generation don't believe in that and think is stupid. I myself use to not believe in that. I have come to realize that I suffer from depression but my is not severe. Or I don't want to admit that is severe, I refuse to give in. I know it's not the best way to deal with it but I was brought up this way. I refuse to become a victim of my own mind. I am Mexican, I was born and raised there for 10 years. So it's hard for me to shake my parents believe. But I am learning and I will help our future generation do better, and let them know there is nothing wrong with them for feeling that way. All I can do is learn and do better.

    • @tati.l.
      @tati.l. 3 роки тому +4

      @@dreamhunter5778 so true. Brazilian latina here. Whenever the topic of depression comes up my dad will make a comment about the person needing a full sink of dishes to clean to make them snap out of it.

    • @dreamhunter5778
      @dreamhunter5778 3 роки тому +5

      @@tati.l. yes that what our cultures do, it's a hard habit to get rid of. But its something that needs professional help. Or at least you talk to someone that will not judge you for the way you are feeling. Sometimes talking to a stranger or someone not related to you can help a lot.

  • @LawNerdAmber
    @LawNerdAmber 2 роки тому +3

    Bring her Back Stephen! She's amazing!

  • @sergiozambrano6856
    @sergiozambrano6856 7 років тому +56

    she graduated with me in san juan.....she is hilarious

    • @christopherbriscoe4937
      @christopherbriscoe4937 7 років тому +2

      Sergio Zambrano My family is from Pharr, and I was born in Edinburg. I was where she was talking about, when she said she grew up in a border town.

  • @Hey_Bi_The_Way
    @Hey_Bi_The_Way 7 років тому +22

    I love watching Cristela's stuff so much. Sometimes I feel like I almost want to cry because she's from the same small place I'm from. She's so freaking hilarious too. Man I love you home girl for not only representing us Latinas (and keeping it hella real) but for also reping the RGV ❤

  • @joseayala5642
    @joseayala5642 6 років тому +25

    She's so funny. Her Netflix special is great.

  • @smnx127
    @smnx127 7 років тому +7

    Her energy is awesome! Funny story. Funny woman.

  • @saimahossain3873
    @saimahossain3873 3 роки тому +8

    I don’t know why I felt like the interviewer Stephen looked uncomfortable and didn’t have fun to take her interview! We are living in a fake world, the people who came from a lot of struggles and real true people makes this fake world uncomfortable and uninteresting!

  • @lnk2hz
    @lnk2hz 2 роки тому +1

    She is just so adorable. I like so much her enthusiasm!!!!

  • @jackelman
    @jackelman 7 років тому +38

    Cristela's a fuckin badass

  • @claudiacoy3294
    @claudiacoy3294 3 роки тому +4

    I love her! Such a shame her show was cancelled, it was hysterical!!

  • @audioman205
    @audioman205 7 років тому +10

    Her laugh is so genuine

  • @DanielCruz-rr1el
    @DanielCruz-rr1el 7 років тому +17

    just saw her netflix stand up show and i couldnt stop laughing...she's legit lol. If you ever tour in Jersey or NYC I'm buying tickets!

  • @May-tm4wb
    @May-tm4wb 7 років тому +27

    If you don't know who she is, you definitely should look her up. You'll laugh like crazy.

  • @rainbowpegacornstudios
    @rainbowpegacornstudios 7 років тому +4

    I've actually met Cristela and she is HILARIOUS

  • @PaulaJaey
    @PaulaJaey 7 років тому +5

    I LOVE HER! So glad she got to appear on the show :)

  • @SkyWaterfire02
    @SkyWaterfire02 7 років тому +38

    She's gonna be Cruz Ramirez in Cars 3!

    • @CarterCourtney
      @CarterCourtney 7 років тому +1

      Yes! I did know that too! Ka Chow!

  • @ndgv2
    @ndgv2 7 років тому +22

    this lady is crazy funny.

  • @patriciapuchelt6714
    @patriciapuchelt6714 3 роки тому +2

    She is my new favorite 💜💜💜

  • @theothewise
    @theothewise 7 років тому +14

    Keep an eye on this one

  • @maryammeskienyar7412
    @maryammeskienyar7412 3 роки тому +2

    she looks more amazing each time i see her

  • @smilelove101
    @smilelove101 7 років тому +12

    Cristela is so AWESOME! :)

  • @rabidbunny1013
    @rabidbunny1013 3 роки тому +3

    I love her laugh 😂

  • @bigjilms
    @bigjilms 7 років тому +31

    oh my god she's so funny

  • @christeuma
    @christeuma 7 років тому +23

    Welp. I'm in love.

  • @SuperFastEddies
    @SuperFastEddies 7 років тому +10

    South Texas representing!

  • @mech5
    @mech5 7 років тому +19

    I think I just witnessed the new Roseanne.
    This woman needs a sitcom.

    • @pixxiespit
      @pixxiespit 7 років тому +1

      John Arthurs
      Roseanne appeared on her show; she heard Cristela credited her show as an inspiration and that it was one of her favorites. 😊

    • @zbluepirate
      @zbluepirate 7 років тому +1

      John Arthurs she had her own sitcom called Cristela but it was cancelled due to low ratings and zero ABC promo but check it out on Netflix.

  • @Nameless_mixes
    @Nameless_mixes Рік тому +1

    “He’s busy! Don’t bother him!” My grandma was like ask him all the time for help. She thought Jesus was 24/7 tech support 😂💕

  • @dilianafarias4503
    @dilianafarias4503 5 років тому +2

    I love her laugh

  • @Be1smaht
    @Be1smaht 4 роки тому +2

    Shes awesome

  • @marionworlwide2002
    @marionworlwide2002 7 років тому +3

    CRISTELA I FOUND THIS AS I FOLLOW STEPHEN (HI STEPHEN I WAS HERE TUESDAY AT YOUR SHOW WITH MY SON BRAVING THE SNOW STORM AHAHA) AND I HAD WATCHED YOUR NETFLIX SHOW AND LOVED IT !!! LOVE TO YOU BOTH

  • @bobibear85
    @bobibear85 7 років тому +18

    I love you both so much! 💖

  • @jessyrocks5640
    @jessyrocks5640 3 роки тому +2

    Love this lady lol

  • @PistolPat
    @PistolPat 6 років тому +2

    "don't bother Him"... I'm the same way ha

  • @MmmmVette
    @MmmmVette 4 роки тому +2

    She needs to be on this show a lot more.. or he'll give her her own talk show. She's awesome

  • @CeleronS1
    @CeleronS1 6 років тому +2

    Cristela Rocks!

  • @sergioj.rodriguez1190
    @sergioj.rodriguez1190 2 роки тому +1

    I need more interviews with her. Just caught her on Netflix and I'm going down all these rabbit holes. Wth hasn't she dropped anything recently?? She's hilarious and her timing is on point!

  • @johnathanlevih
    @johnathanlevih 4 роки тому +2

    I love her.

  • @lucianathomas6370
    @lucianathomas6370 7 років тому +7

    oh my god i loved her

  • @K_patts8370
    @K_patts8370 7 років тому +60

    her show was funny! America stay hatin !!!

    • @123tube456
      @123tube456 7 років тому +11

      Right? I loved it. I'm going to go look for it now

  • @tngbrayden4472
    @tngbrayden4472 2 роки тому

    mija in heaven youll be getting electricity, running water I LOST IT

  • @JaimeEskobar
    @JaimeEskobar 7 років тому +1

    i wanna hug her so much

  • @virginiav.1172
    @virginiav.1172 7 років тому +1

    I belly-laughed at Lower Classy. Genius!

  • @ac3483
    @ac3483 3 роки тому +2

    She's the only Latina comedian that can make me Burst out laughing 😁

  • @wildhopeXx
    @wildhopeXx 7 років тому +2

    This was hilarious!

  • @gw2315
    @gw2315 7 років тому +2

    Cristela Alonzo!!!

  • @menriquex
    @menriquex 7 років тому +16

    She is just fresh and funny, first time I see her, and yes we latinos DON'T get depressed, we deal with shit...

  • @roccoryan
    @roccoryan 7 років тому

    Saw this after seeing her Netflix special! Funny woman!

  • @Sekii1994
    @Sekii1994 7 років тому

    love her netflix special!

  • @chuymarijano9026
    @chuymarijano9026 6 років тому

    Blew my mind , very beautiful !..I loved every minute of it ❤😘

  • @ABbeyRandom
    @ABbeyRandom 7 років тому +1

    I love her laugh 😀😀😀😀

  • @roymoreno3767
    @roymoreno3767 3 роки тому

    Huge, huge fan of Cristela Alonzo for a few years now...you go Batman girl...lol

  • @hectorcornejo1468
    @hectorcornejo1468 Рік тому +1

    I love her so much lol

  • @jetaime3137
    @jetaime3137 5 років тому +1

    I love her!

  • @elvisjr110
    @elvisjr110 6 років тому +1

    all i can hear is cruz in her voice thats all i can picture

  • @helenmilchling368
    @helenmilchling368 3 роки тому +1

    She is so funny. I love her laugh!!

    • @jcbulldog533
      @jcbulldog533 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah,she has a real hearty laugh..

  • @HighHeelKnight
    @HighHeelKnight 7 років тому +3

    Hooray for High Heels! Whoo hoo! :-D

  • @cherark1
    @cherark1 6 років тому +1

    you are amazing

  • @nelly2395
    @nelly2395 7 років тому +4

    i think i'm in love

  • @reynagomez9984
    @reynagomez9984 4 роки тому +1

    Lmaooo I love her!!!!

  • @isadorasun138
    @isadorasun138 7 років тому +1

    Soooooo blooody funny!!

  • @ebuddha91
    @ebuddha91 7 років тому +1

    Love Her Yes💯😂

  • @vera_nika2
    @vera_nika2 6 років тому

    i love her

  • @justempty4132
    @justempty4132 3 роки тому

    I just so love Cristela 😍

  • @supportnetwork7005
    @supportnetwork7005 Рік тому

    I love her

  • @normantrombon
    @normantrombon 7 років тому +4

    Thelonius Monk playon! I'll come up with the title this afternoon...

  • @lorenzo8495
    @lorenzo8495 7 років тому +1

    LMAO! Fuck, I'm in love with her :-D

  • @johnjosiah8839
    @johnjosiah8839 2 роки тому

    Me too ☺️

  • @marianacox5400
    @marianacox5400 3 роки тому +1

    I miss her show!

  • @TheDarrionChannel
    @TheDarrionChannel 7 років тому +1

    I absolutely love her I watched her show I watched all her interviews she is so genuine and she is not afraid to tell you about her tough beginnings and that's a gift to be able to do that. Female George Lopez I'm calling jt

  • @Rainbow.Pegacorn.Cosplay
    @Rainbow.Pegacorn.Cosplay 8 місяців тому

    This woman is a laugh riot

  • @IsraelRelfos
    @IsraelRelfos Рік тому

    Te amo

  • @musicklvr8ify
    @musicklvr8ify 7 років тому +1

    Her Netflix show was great to watch.

  • @zainabalmasi778
    @zainabalmasi778 3 роки тому

    Lmao me so me 😂🤣🤣

  • @iglooo102videos
    @iglooo102videos 7 років тому +1

    Looks like Cristela Alonzo is really funny. Nice person.

  • @teresapuga9181
    @teresapuga9181 3 роки тому +1

    She is so pretty and funny!

  • @ismaelcarrillo9503
    @ismaelcarrillo9503 7 років тому +1

    Brownsville in the house!

  • @deveneyhenrion7518
    @deveneyhenrion7518 7 років тому

    Why are other people so much better than me at nail polish? It's a gift.

  • @mahnoormoonlight3718
    @mahnoormoonlight3718 2 роки тому +2

    "Latinos don't believe in depression" that is also true in Inidan and Pakistani culture. You just dont go to any level after sad. They just tell you "stop crying" like yeah that would stop my crying!

  • @TheMegazonyx
    @TheMegazonyx 7 років тому

    Atleast someone took it before hand...

  • @sylvanawilliams8955
    @sylvanawilliams8955 7 років тому +1

    I miss her show....

  • @hapahaole9819
    @hapahaole9819 2 роки тому

    Wish she would bring her comedy to Hawaii🌴🌴🌴🌴🌴🌴

  • @Spicynoodles761
    @Spicynoodles761 3 роки тому

    Why’s that so true? My dad didn’t believe in depression for shit 😭😂

  • @michaelhope8899
    @michaelhope8899 7 років тому +7

    #priorities

  • @kelliereviews5341
    @kelliereviews5341 3 роки тому +1

    I so miss the series of Cristella... they took it off Netflix

  • @hamndv
    @hamndv 7 років тому

    is her show still on?

  • @sojourndestination3031
    @sojourndestination3031 3 роки тому

    We're latino we don't believe in depression, that made me loose it.

  • @vastyllita
    @vastyllita 2 роки тому

    😂😂

  • @AndresPerez-tg9ms
    @AndresPerez-tg9ms Рік тому

    It’s true, at least for our generation, depression wasn’t a thing, you suck it up and make the best of the situation, basically learn how to be resilient!

  • @BlakieTT
    @BlakieTT 7 років тому +6

    Reminds me of George Lopez.

    • @BlakieTT
      @BlakieTT 7 років тому +3

      She's funny! I like her!

  • @LA-gh3mi
    @LA-gh3mi 3 роки тому

    American Talk show hosts never shut their pie hole and let their GUESTS finish their story without interupting 20 times ffs

  • @mrs.kaetlynwest4878
    @mrs.kaetlynwest4878 2 роки тому

    0:40 ..wait.. was that #HeeledIt .. or #KilledIt ..??

  • @muhuradedan
    @muhuradedan 3 роки тому +1

    She's so jovial