When You’re a White Person’s “Token Ethnic Friend” - Cristela Alonzo
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- Опубліковано 18 кві 2020
- Cristela Alonzo explains what your nickname really says about you and discusses her “full-time job” as the token Latina in her friend group.
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"Meet my spanish friend yall might know each other" 😂😂😂😂 the story of mexicans and african Americans hahaha love her
Every time lol
Last year I was at the hospital and they wrote under race "white non hispanic" and I am hispanic of Jewish and Spanish descent.
Native Americans too man lol we will be at a gathering like a round dance, staff gathering or a powwow and there's no sense of even introducing each other because guaranteed to know them lol. My dad works for them as well for security and EMT and EVERYONE knows him. He's not even potowatomi we're Choctaw and Cherokee and they've took him under their wing as a tribal member. He just got to do a high honors blessing all because the chief couldn't and they considered HIM next in line lol. I've never met so many "random" natives that know my dad lol.
" Look at that bish eating chicken"
" Why eating chicken bish"
I am laughing so hard right now
She is so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂❤️
It’s not a tik tok trend.
@@darkpisces8125 It is and you know it. Otherwise you wouldn't have needed to say anything.
@@callme_king_251 I meant to say it’s now. Lol.
@@callme_king_251 it was a spelling error calm df down
Yeah but It’s annoying asf.
@2:27 This is now trending on TikTok, but thank gawddd I searched for the full show I laugh a lot. She's a great comedian
Sameeeee. I’m so glad I found some of her stand up videos. She’s great
@@chsimpsonkid11 You were laughing? You Mexican? Ha! Jesss joo aree.....
"People don't get together to say bad things about good people..."? Cristela, have you READ any UA-cam comments lately? Not about you, I mean about ANYBODY!
Idk, never seen anyone talk bad about Keanu Reeves.
And not even God can help whoever does.
yes, i came to the comments for that. people absolutely DO hate on good people. Especially if they hate themselves.
@@TexMeta hmm, the most that i've seen about him was that he was a "dull" actor. i was like, that's all?
Yeah. She's obviously never met my mother.
They ESPECIALLY get together to talk bad about good people.
Cristela is so funny and does not get enough credit. I wish that her show wasn’t canceled. Hopefully she will write more shows in the future.
Why did her show get cancelled?
Their Hating Because SHES Mexican .. i hate America but if it was Ellen Degeneres she’d still be in business 🤨.. by the way I hope a sting wind comes down & knock that freaking WALL DOWN!!! 😡
I agree. I LOVED her show!
She's a great comedian too 🙂
2:27 that part is hilarious
The person who brought this quick side joke to TikTok is genius.
Girls on complimenting clothes 😂😂 totally relatable.
the rosetta stone joke cracked me up
2:28 now I know where that tiktok sound came from lol
She is hilarious 😂😂 why haven’t I ever heard of her before???
Right??
Probably because she's not white.
@@timothytorres7632 nah I don’t think so , sometimes they don’t know how to promote their shows or they don’t have the money , you’re saying because she’s not white 🤦🏻♂️ Did you know that some of the most famous comedians are black? 😆
@@Michael-iu1gv Bruhh so many black and minorities (specifically women) who are comedians get ignored. Not too long ago Netflix paid Amy Schumer 12-15 million to have her own series on Netflix. Later they decided to see if comedian Mo'nique (whose a black woman) $500,000 to have her series. See the big difference. Mo'nique has been around way before Amy Schumer started. Amy Schumer literally steals her jokes from other people. So yes, I do believe this woman Cristela Alonzo is being ignored because she's Mexican. And you child can't tell me (a Mexican) I'm wrong.
Cuz u didn't watch Gabriel Iglesias: Stand Up Revolution. Where multiple comedians performed 10-20 minute shows in front of an audience. That's how i found out about Cristella Alonzo, Alfred Robles, Dillon Garcia, and others that i loved. You just gotta give it a watch sometime.
Surprised that Nebraska even had one Spanish person.
A lot of meat packing towns with high Latino populations.
Us Spanish get around. Know a family on Maine.
It's a joke. She lying!
Go to Omaha, Valley, or Columbus you'd be surprised!
Hispanic**. Spanish is someone from Spain.
When I was like 22 I saw that my weed man had me saved as “Vamp T” and I was SO flattered
I wanna be your black friend.
Hey vamp T
😆😆😂 good
LMFAO PLEASE- 💀
Well my weed dude had me saved as Duke J
LMAO THE CLOTHES JOKE WAS FUNNY BC I COMPLIMENTED A FRIENDS HAIR AND SHE COMPLIMENTED MY JACKET BUT I LITERALLY FOUND IT ON THE GROUND OUTSIDE OF A GAS STATION
Yeah that’s a bit weird mate
so many mini jokes back to back. love her energy
Lmao, as soon as she said she felt bad for people with common name I took it personal 😂
Nice to meet you 'youtube' Jennifer 😂
@@hephaestus5365 lmao
Mustache?
“Mustache” Jennifer?.. hey how ya been?
Damn she is funny! I like her personality too!!!
I swear it is like this in my town. It sucks to be the only black friend in my social circle.
Donnie Sumling I bet when someone says a joke that is slightly racist they all look at you to see if you are laughing and then they laugh too. Right?😂
@@abdullahelemam4842 Yesssss!!! And they always ask "Can I touch your hair?" BITCH THIS IS NOT THE PETTING ZOO!!!
Yet every time I say something, it usually comes up as "offensive" WTF😤
@Christian Trent I see what you mean but it is different when people that never wash their hands do it at random. I don't want to find snot or bugs in my hair and getting it cut.
@Christian Trent Exactly
At least you have friends.
2:27
My life with my family
She's funny. Can't wait to see more.
Diabetes and Long Balls 😂😭
She’s great! More of this please!
This woman is fantastic! I’m obsessed.
No, you order. I want the large carne asada burrito with an orchatuh.
"And a large burrito with an horchata."
...i could have said that.
"You should have."
Cristela been crackin me up whole week 🤣🤣
Her smile is so so beautiful I swear
Cristela Alonzo, I love how gorgeous your voice is/sounds. I love you, and you made me laugh a lot, too.
My name's Evelisse, so I'm E or Evil, or EvilBeast. So I hear Cristela and I'm the ethnic Friend. There can only be One😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
My last name makes me the extra ethnic one. Thundercloud. Pretty damn ethnic,innit?
rochelle thundercloud Are you Native American?
I'm Jennifer, was "The Flacita Jenny",
Now just Jenny or "si puso gorda, Jenny". 😅
I always enjoy her sets
I found clip of this video on IG ,glad I came here 😂😂
Haha. Guess how many Latinos we have in Nebraska.
haha! "Long Balls"
2:27 “and that’s how the TikTok sound was born”
I don’t usually like stand up but I needed this laugh 🤣
when they breathe, THE AUDACITY >:0
I'd say most people are excited to meet someone of a different culture.
Why should people of color be expected to be representatives of their culture?
@@keithhunt5328 I don't think they should be, or should feel obligated to be. Just that in my opinion, most people of a different culture will be excited to meet someone that, for example, speaks a different language, comes from a different country and has different traditions and history.
Im rolling on the floor thank you
Spot on !!
She is hysterical 😭 just discovered her.
Damn, I thought the comments on this Cristela clip were gonna be different. So many people just having fun with the material, and then the pundits came in hard on the bottom.
Yo she is absolutely hilarious!!
2:27 and here is that IG reel trend you’re looking for.
2:28 ... u can thank me later
Lmao! Love this woman!
TikTok has me here ! 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
“Peruvian here” I remember I argued with my white friend about the same issue, his friend from work was Peruvian and he wanted me to meet him for he though we might know each other; even though I tried to tell him that there is no way I knew him for a number or reasons, Later that day I found out I knew who he was xD lol
Love your style 😂
She legit dressed like a walmart employee
Comedy doesn't pay that much lol maybe she Just got off a shift
$8!
sabrina berriez 😂
Shes dressed like she swoons at black men in wal mart
I hate her shoes
😂😂😂”i hope u have twins “
It was funny , I get why she had a tv show
Man, the part about having a common name. I went to middle and high school with at least two other girls who had the same first name as me (same spelling too) but it seemed like the other two weren't well liked and I constantly heard people say stuff like " *name* is a bitch" and I'd be like "wait, what'd i do?" then they would reply "not you, other *name*"
the jordan’s match 😂😂
2:27 🤣🤣🤣
Oh she's good lmfao😂
2:26 😂😂
This is hilarious🤣🤣🤣🤣
Came from Instagram 😂😂😭😭
havnt seen her before but she's GREAT.....LMAO
U🙈 watched for clothes, dA , comedy🙊 u have to listen 🙊, cristela loved it 🤣😂🤣
2:28😂
I've got a friend (half Cuban) who lived for a few years in a smallish town in WI. He used to joke he WAS the whole "Hispanic/Latino" ethnic group for the town.
Just found out she voiced cruz Ramirez on cars 3 haha
I don't lie very well either 😂🤣
That ending tho
I've been binge-watching her videos, she's hilarious! Sometimes when she smiles big, she reminds me of Demi Lovato for a second.
If you're looking for that one part it's 2:25
She is hilarious! LMAO
If anyone’s looking for the chicken line here you go 2:27
2:27 - 2:38
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Now I know where that iconic audio is from
Am here because of tiktok 😂😂😂😂😂
Love her.
Please someone tell me how to subscribe to this woman, cause she's the real deal
2:27 xD
2:27 what you're all here for.
Lot of latins in Chicago. Started with engineers from the first railroads. Never got credit for that in history books!
Pretty funny 😊
LMAO 🤣 Latina love from Oregon
Never heard of her before but she is pretty funny 😄🤌🏾🤌🏾
Just want to point out as I work at a Goodwill, you won't find any jeans for $2. Jeans at Goodwill in Louisiana cost 5.99 and 3.99 for slacks. Granted Goodwill is run differently in every state so perhaps there are price differences but I imagine not by much.
Long balls killed it
Hey cris I like your cardigan where's it from
All of these are facts
Funny, funny, funnny.
The thing about the common name is so true. Lol.
lmao
Hilarious!
Lol for the last one if that was me I would have just pretended I didn’t know them
2:30
The timestamp you're all looking for is 2:26
I like her..lol. She was funny.
2:27 help
Wow wow!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥👌
3 that was great
damn funny!
Damn she got the Mexican team Jordan’s. I was messing with her until I seen them.
Good standup
finally I found it
She needs her own TV show again
I just found you, being latina FROM OREGON, LMAO 🤣