Chris Rock - Message for White Voters
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Chris Rock - Message for White Voters
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“Most black men don’t even support straight marriage”😂😂
It's funny how that is ignored
Facts😂
@@delorme9 I dont think thats an actual statistic you should take as fact
😂😂😂
@@edofluit6568I think it is real.
Oh god back when people still had a sense of humor about anything
As a conservative I thought this was great 😂
If we only knew what was coming soon to a election near you!
The only time it’s “funny” is when it’s ragging on white people...
@@BaseBasvic i guess youve never watched bill burr cause thats not true
@@BaseBasvic he was raging on black ppl too?
"Wearing mom jeans", gets me everytime.
Thought this was a recent video and almost fell off my bed when he said the election is on Tuesday.
Haha lol
Now I know why everybody hates chris
election is always on tuesday
***** ha
"Mitt Romney's family has more people in it than a Tyler Perry move...." DYING.
It's good when we can laugh at race without becoming all serious and jumping on race card. Chris rock should be head of race relations.
abcdef abcdef until he said white kids should be shot so their white mothers would be crying.
Oh hell no.Most of his career was about using the race card and attacking Whites every time he has a chance.What relations, he doesn't like, it's pretty obvious.
@your name Ughh you just want to bring back Archie Bunker ... which I completely agree with 🤣
Abcdef abcdef. I think Chris should be race relations manager for the whole planet. It would be unfair for the USA to keep him all to themselves. He is an absolute legend. I am not an American and I am white but I think Chris Rock is loved for his humour around the world and by people of every race. 😃
Saying race card is concerning. Sometimes it IS necessary to talk about race!
We need more comedians like Chris Rock. Not afraid to stir up some controversy. People get offended by literally everything, liberals AND conservatives.
yep
we have lots of them... we need to find them!
well, this aged well
No way race jokes are only acceptable one way and it's black towards white. If jokes are made white towards black lives are ruined! Media and controls the situation at the movement, those millions of black slaves the democrat party still own to this day need a a target to focus on or else they could catch on and realize who there master still is! The dems have there enemy fighting there enemy until they can bring back real white supremecy and enslave their sheep once more
william Smith don't like it this post...
I'm white and I found this funny. All of you need to stop getting butthurt about this, it's tongue-in-cheek.
The fact that we can make humour of sarcasm on the subject of race has really demonstrated the universality of racial equality in America.
Racism may never truly be eradicated, but this video brings me joy as to demonstrating how far we've come.
What part of "So white, they have to wear sunglasses because they hurt each others eyes" says to you that we have come anywhere with race equality. In fact, it proves the exact opposite. Practicing double standards is not equality.
The joke is that Black comedians make their living by race baiting..
Gunther Vinson By pointing out the hypocrisies in society more like. Just like every other comedian ever has.
Gunther Vinson
take a joke! stop being so butthurt.... the good thing about this video is that all races can laugh and joke about their differences and not promote hate!
Deathcoldan hey when I say the dreaded N word will u guys just laugh it off. Probably sense the left is so tolerant.
2020 here. I need to watch this to remember the times when we could still laugh!
you cant laugh? oh no!
We can still laugh, don't project your issues.
That joke: Their so white they have to wear sunglasses - lol - that's hilarious.
That's funny. :)
Racist
Tarlan Kasra 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tarlan Kasra shut yo ass up 🤣🤣🤣
Also TRUE. That woman is whiter than white.
As a very white man, can confirm
Chris Rock restores my faith in humanity every time I watch him
It's funny how Americans completely ignore Barack's white side.
***** My point, which you clearly don't get, is that he is half black and half white, and in America, they call him a black man and don't acknowledge the fact that he is a biracial man and is half white.
***** He is half. His mother was white and his father was black. there fore he is half black and half white. I'm not going to even bother arguing with your stubborn self.
PurpleMariE. And it doesn't make a difference. Your only bringing attention to something that shouldent matter.
***** I will comment what I want, when I want, where I want. If you have a problem, I suggest you deal with it.
lol its the internet nobody really cares.
That moment when you realize how insensitive the country was 4 years ago compared to how buthurt it is now. 😩😩😩😩😩😩
Charvaye Carter you are an idiot
@@CGetRight ...he says, proving the OP's point.
@@CGetRight your name describes you
And its just gotta worse ...
Eh. Still the same to be honest lmao.
The sunglasses comment killed me
Love Chris rock he's so real and unapologetic 💛
Somehow the slap brought me here
"I'm a white guy" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
That was truly beautiful.
they should have done this 2015 or 2016 if they only thew knew what coming
What was coming?
+Runconna
i forget i wrote it along time ago
trump
For years I've been saying that Obama's the whitest black man they could've picked to be president: he's half-white, was raised by Kansan grandparents, went to private school, rode the bench during his high school's basketball games (in a private school filled with white people in a state filled with Asian people, no less), can't dance, wears f-king mom jeans, and he's about the least intimidating black man one could imagine. To the latter point, face-to-face with Vladimir Putin, it would be like Ivan Drago versus Steve Urkel.
RenShiWu
RenShiWu
Education is not a white thing.
This old video first time seeing it very funny
I love Chris Rock's take on most things, and here he is, if not 100% correct, certainly 100% funny.
GOD I love Chris Rock. This might be my favorite Jimmy Kimmel video ever.
i love that photo shopped hair piece at the end LOOOOOOOOOOL
Sometimes I like to think this is the video that won Obama the election.
I like to think it was Obama Girl's _I Got a Crush on Obama_ video from 2008
I like to think Obama lost but that is not true sweetie.
getting to run against mitt romney didnt hurt.. not as easy is getting biden or hillary in the finals but still an underhand pitch
same
Chris Rock is one of the only people with common sense AND a sense of humor.
It would be awesome if he could be President... totally UNCENSORED!
Man, things would be interesting.
this was a joke. stop getting butt hurt
If you haven't noticed, "the pen is mightier than the sword"- Edward Bulwer-Lytton
Its never just a joke; a simple phrase of words can severely hurt a whole community.
edward linder Indeed. When someone says or draws something you don't like, you take the ISIS approach and behead them.
when abe lincoln says that its a joke you know its a joke. this guy abolished slavery
That was funny, and I don't think it was partisan either. It's called PARODY. :)
I really wish I'd seen this around election season. It would have neutralized a lot of frustration.
Chris Rock is AWESOME!
Romney would have been a better candidate than Trump by light years
If you like candidates bought off by Wall Street, yeah of course he'd be better.
Butthurt
you were proved wrong.... bigly
Portuguese water dog Bo is so cute
Pure GENIUS:
"OBAMA's grand parents were so white they had to wear sunglasses because they're hurting each other's eyes.
"
Barry named his dog Beau, after the Dukes of Hazard - that is hilarious! Chris Rock's comedy rocks!
He's got my vote and I'm not even American .
dear people in the comment section: cant you just laugh at the fucking video and save your hate comments for a republican convention
Dear liberals in the comment section: can't you just wake up and realize that our objection to stupidity should not just be reserved to a "hate" thing, or a "republican" thing
Can you not type a sentence without offending a group or community... please
i was referring to the large amount of comments that was mainly republican bias, perhaps I shouldve said save them for a place where politics are discussed rather than hate comments on a video intended ti be humorous so i dont single anyone group out
i respect their opinions but its just obligatory hate comments on a funny video, like what the hell
I understand, I would just be more careful what I type, people can get angry over nothing.
Actually Obama is half white and Romney has a full black grandson.
you sir have a firm grip on what everyone else already knows .....
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hahahaha i have seen this like 50 times and i never get sick of it
Ah, the gold old days, when people were actually allowed to have a sense of humor
funny and true!
so this is what helped him win
2021 and still watching this
I don't care about a "white" president, I want a Good president!
And you gon need good surgery cause GOD DAYUM YO FORHEAD BIG ASF
Dudes head double stuffed like an oreo
How do you have 2 halves of one head
Yo head built like a cookie jar designed to look like a person
Do you realize that your head is bigger and brighter than most people’s future
I love Chris Rock. Probably one of the best American comedians. His self -irony is great.
What if I said it's racist to assume white people are racist?
Alex R I'm not sure but my best guess is you'd get called racist.
Chris Rock Should be next president
.. He has no talent and his sense of humor is pathetic at best .. Doesn't even deserve a place among the likes of Richard Pryor ,Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence ...
@@sqrlyman1
I'm sorry to awake you from your 7 year slumber sir, but I must tell you this.
Lol
You may rest now.
"they're so white they have to wear sunglasses coz they're hurting each other's eyes" Chris rock is the king of race comedy😂😂😂
I am as white as you can get and I love Chris Rock. Stop taking yourself so damn seriously people. He is a comedian. A damn good one too.
Double standards are funny.....
telling me, my girl slapped me and called her mom and said i was a bytch, the next day i slapped her and i called my lawyer asking to get me out on bail
David R Ain't that a bitch!
Chris is the best
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I'm rolling on the floor
love this guy!! one of the best comedian ever
Can i send a special message to black people about how Donald Trump has played a black sport like basketball and does "black people" things? Or would that be racist?
Small Caps yes
A black congressman was quoted as saying during the 1st Obama election 'a black man for president-certainly but NOT that black man.' He was right. Brought that Chicago style way of governing. So said for the country.
this made my Birthday thanks Chris
This was so damn great lmfao
They are wearing dark glasses so no one knows who they are. They are embarrassed
It was beautiful. You are one hell of comedian
Oh my god that was awesome lol i showed my dad and he fell out of the chair laughing
I couldn't stand Obama but this was hilarious
I liked Obama even though he wasn’t born in the USA!
Seriously, how can anyone like almost any of the Republicans nowadays? It puzzles me greatly.
This was a great play on so-called white stereotypes.
No need to get butt-hurt people. :)
As a complete and utter white boy, I found this hilarious. Why are people so offended at any mention of race?
The one drop rule is outdated
Since 1997, people are allowed to pick multiple boxes on government forms including Census forms.
I identified as more than one race/ethnicity for both the 2000 and 2010 Censuses.
chris rock is a legend
didn't work out too well did it
it's for the last election dumbass
impressive
Zippy TheChicken obviously it did 2 term pres
and is your life better? and what about your neighbors? 50% black unemployment , did nothing about his home town of Chicago to make it better.. the entire population of Syria now lives in Europe
Well he won the election, so without involving subjective opinion.. Yes it did!!
Dave Chappelle for president. Chris Rock as his vice.
Name a better duo. I'll wait
The best of Chris I've seen.
i think black people would find it funny if you made racist jokes that are genuinely funny but no white comedian does, some white people just say hurtful things about black people and expect other white people to think it's funny
***** Or white people aren't over sensitive pricks with an undeserved sense of self entitlement?
***** Oh no, poor white people. Get over it.
How about just poor people? Why do you need to be a racist about it? Get over it
this is funny as fuck and i totally don't mind for some racial stereotypes jokes but i just wonder, what happens if you do the same kind of sketch telling Mitt Romney is black and show him eating water mellon and fried chicken or pimpin in the hood?
well Andrea Roll since all of the things chris rock mentions were positive as well as statistically true, and not using stereotypes, all while throwing in some jokes about his own race. I'd find your version wrong and racist because its simply not true! can you see the difference simpleton? thats why you laughed and didn't find it offensive, because you can't argue what he said nor was it meant to be slanderous.
if Mitt Romney was 1/2 black and raised by black grandparents... that would be hilarious.
but he's not and he wasn't.
It reminds people of the times when people wouldn't let black people drink from the same drinking fountain as white people. Stop being surprised about the obvious.
Bam! Alien behind curtain at 1:55.
wow. nice fucking spot.
Barry😂😂
wonder how funny Chris Rock would be if he woke up one morning and was white.
😂😂😂😂
That was the premise of 'Down to Earth'.
He came in with a bang, but I am afraid leaving with a whimper!
Chris Rock is GOOD!!!
Most excellent!
Chis Rock can be pretty funny but I have to say I'm kinda sick and tired of him constantly going on about race, I mean is there no other subject to joke about than racial predjudice/stereotypes in various forms?
No. Because it's so prevalent in our society. Maybe he should do fart jokes instead.
ProducShuns Maybe he should.
robert howard you white people cannot speak for POC. Ever.
robert howard yes I repeat, choke. And second you stated that black people need to get over racism.....Get over racism???? Black people are and have been disadvantaged and marginalized at a systematic level and you expect them to move on to something else? Get over yourself white man, educate yourself.
@robert howard Wait hol up. What grown man named "Robert Howard" says "hunty"? Something aint right here.
Man this shit was funny :D :D
It was funny at the time but that second term really put us in a hole.
His joke about John McCain's age aged really well!
my god those mom jeans... XD
They should have Paul Mooney on telling you how 'black' he is.
Madilen is from my town and school.
I didn’t vote in either of those, but this was the funnest thing ever.
funny
Too funny! What happened to content of character? Barry just sucked as president.
Brilliant!
This si the internet, where trolling is a full time passion for some:
I try never to think what others on here are thinking.
Skin color should matter a lot less then it does. If you want a president who helped more black people then all others combine, look at George W. Bush. Ok, most of those black people lived in Africa, but you see my point.
No I don't see your point. I presume English is not your first language. I cannot make the connection between W , black people and Africa. By the way those black people did not live in Africa.
And if you like black comics that have a speech problem, that makes most of what he says unrecognizable, and is funny as shit, "and we all know how really funny shit is" you want to go see Christopher Rock. He's all that and a bag of shit! I'm as white as Casper the friendly ghost, and for my money Mr. Rock is the best! You will have to venture into white neighborhoods to see his act but it's like so worth it. At the end of the night you will want to adopt a black child and force him into comedy clubs to make you some wine and weed money, just like Christopher's parents did. Mr. Rock, you Hiphop!
i would bet money that chris rock was geeked when he first got into office
PART: 1 The " One Drop Rule " or some may say " Law " is actually no longer a LAW anymore it is more of a social rule now in an" old habits die hard " kind of way . The " One Drop Rule " was outlawed and thrown out of the United States Supreme Court in 1967 with the miscegenation laws (look up the Loving V's Virginia case )
Too funny! What a bunch of crybabies…get over yourselves and enjoy some laughter! What's wrong with people?? :-/
Kathy Purdy Welcome to the golden age of political correctness. The great George Carlin is currently turning in his grave as we speak. Chris Rock actually said this is the reason he doesn't perform at colleges anymore. Political correctness is killing comedy. Crybabies from the extreme right can be just as bad as cry babies from the extreme left.
Have you heard Dr. Carson's commentary on PC? He really nailed it at the Prayer Breakfast! It is gonna be the death of us...
Kathy Purdy I actually just watched it the other day. He was definitely spot on. Say something that applies to a small portion of a particular group and your words shall be taken out of context and all hell will break loose. The comparison he made with the expensive birds as a present to the mother and the fear of offending people was spot on. Issues are going to get worse if we decide to sit back with our mouths shut when topics(especially controversial ones) are brought up. If we keep giving in to the PC police we won't be able to establish true progression. I agree that certain politicians can make broad generalizations but at times there are other politicians that would refer to the small portion as simply that (a small portion) My motto is and always shall be "If it don't apply let it fly"
+Kathy Purdy Until the shoes on the other foot, then you're the one being a crybaby. Hey I just got that..
Oh it was FUNNY! It's fun to laugh! :D
Chris Rock thinks the President is his Daddy.
My God i needed a good laugh!!!
i read that with the voice.
has he ever made a joke that had nothing to do with skin color? what a hack.
Does Chris Rock know any white people? He talks about them like they're from another planet or something lol
That is part of the joke
Finally, America gets its first Black Head of State. :)
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