XCOM 2 IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - One Turn Victory Challenge Is Broken!!!

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  • @MadcapMachinations
    @MadcapMachinations 4 роки тому +7363

    XCom: Our soldiers can time travel and yet they can't aim for a hill of beans

    • @343sinbad
      @343sinbad 4 роки тому +187

      Or hit a barn with a rocket

    • @majormarketing6552
      @majormarketing6552 4 роки тому +45

      Why fire a rocket at a barn tho? Psycho

    • @343sinbad
      @343sinbad 4 роки тому +201

      @@majormarketing6552 to blow up a sectopod

    • @iago110
      @iago110 4 роки тому +64

      Xcom EW ufo missions in a nutshell

    • @itchykami
      @itchykami 4 роки тому +56

      It's time travel sickness. Not enough riboflavin.

  • @galloviking4766
    @galloviking4766 4 роки тому +5940

    Spiff: *shows off an exploit to finish every mission in one turn*
    Aliens: *show off an exploit to always cause the enemy to miss*

  • @purplefreedom1631
    @purplefreedom1631 4 роки тому +2462

    Game Devs: "why did you cheat?"
    Me: *pointing at missing 4-5 85% shots*

    • @ExeErdna
      @ExeErdna 4 роки тому +462

      Human 95% hit chance and misses. Lil grey boy from across the map 45% hit chance and kills somebody... Yes I will cheat.

    • @HeadShocked
      @HeadShocked 4 роки тому +382

      One of my soldiers managed to miss with a 100% hit chance, 60% crit chance while flanking with a shotgun

    • @Bedhead13
      @Bedhead13 4 роки тому +27

      It takes into account the soldiers perception of the shot I think btw, like a stat value for how accurate the shots percentages will be.

    • @pokerusfreak8194
      @pokerusfreak8194 4 роки тому +327

      @@Bedhead13 then it should GIVE you that info, not lie about your chance to hit. Bad developers, BAD

    • @Journey_to_who_knows
      @Journey_to_who_knows 4 роки тому +90

      I feel it would be better without the rng, it works well for online because you don't putting anything on stake but spending many games levelling up a soldier and losing them because of random chance is pretty lame

  • @Torvar
    @Torvar 4 роки тому +2770

    "three 85% misses"
    XCom sees nothing wrong with this math.

    • @ObadiahtheSlim
      @ObadiahtheSlim 4 роки тому +137

      That's X-Com baby!

    • @megamage911
      @megamage911 4 роки тому +232

      Anything below 90% might as well be 0% lol.

    • @x3seal133
      @x3seal133 4 роки тому +23

      Oh, is this one of those 1% but hit games?

    • @RaawHax
      @RaawHax 4 роки тому +70

      He had ~71,5 % accuracy in the first mission with only 85 % shots taken, ridiculously bad RNG deviating by almost 14 %

    • @luckybearthing1796
      @luckybearthing1796 4 роки тому +62

      I have missed 99% shots before so this checks out

  • @Zorkki170
    @Zorkki170 3 роки тому +2718

    XCOM: The only turn based strategy game where I can miss a 98% chance shot, get angry and then take a 7% chance shot on my next turn with a shotgunner from the other side of the map and get a crit.

    • @Trevin_Taylor
      @Trevin_Taylor 3 роки тому +58

      If you’re taking 7% shots you deserve everything bad that happens.

    • @irrelevant_noob
      @irrelevant_noob 3 роки тому +222

      @@Trevin_Taylor well after a 98% had just failed, i'd be willing to go with a 1% even if just to waste some more ammo... -.-

    • @Gospel-xm7vd
      @Gospel-xm7vd 3 роки тому +82

      *Laughs in Fire Emblem*

    • @Canadian_Zac
      @Canadian_Zac 3 роки тому +23

      Thats how maths do

    • @RicochetD20
      @RicochetD20 3 роки тому +51

      By default the crit roll uses the same roll as the to hit roll. So if your hit chance is below the crit chance, the hit is guaranteed to be a crit

  • @The8thblock
    @The8thblock 4 роки тому +743

    7:55 you cant blame Heinrich for that miss, his job was to be a time splitting runner, no one told him he would ever actually have to use his gun.

  • @Guardian-of-Light137
    @Guardian-of-Light137 3 роки тому +963

    He has found a way to beat every single mission in one turn and prevent the AI from ever fighting back. And yet NOTHING can fix XCOM troops aim.

    • @NineBreakerUIXB
      @NineBreakerUIXB 3 роки тому +29

      Speak for yourself, I have a sniper with 180 aim lol

    • @Guardian-of-Light137
      @Guardian-of-Light137 3 роки тому +37

      @@NineBreakerUIXB Fair enough lol. I was honestly just rolling with the joke. Once you understand the hidden mechancis behind aiming it becomes a lot less of a problem.
      (Also playing on the easiest difficulty your troops tend to hit most of their shots and imo it's a far better experience than frustrations from constantly missing)

    • @NineBreakerUIXB
      @NineBreakerUIXB 3 роки тому +11

      @@Guardian-of-Light137 Yeah I was kind of rolling with it too, but that is pretty much the extremes you have to go to get regular hits, at least on the higher difficulties lol.
      While the aim stat isn't hidden, you are quite astute about hitting more on lower difficulties. That one Is a hidden mechanic, on lower difficulties you basically have an invisible +10% +15% etc chance to hit. It is only on Legend difficulty that the chance to hit that you see actually accurate. Also I think plasma weapons do pretty much the same thing because I can confidently take 70% shots all day and not miss even on Legend but I'll miss half the 85% shots if I'm using basic weaponry

    • @Guardian-of-Light137
      @Guardian-of-Light137 3 роки тому +1

      @@NineBreakerUIXB I thought it was lower than it showed on higher

    • @NineBreakerUIXB
      @NineBreakerUIXB 3 роки тому +10

      @@Guardian-of-Light137 No, it's actually rather funny when you think about it. The game is actually lying about your chance to hit but it's balanced in your favour lol. Another hidden mechanic on lower than legend difficulties is that if you miss too many shots in a row it gives you another hidden, steadily increasing boost to your chance to hit until you do. It seems hard to believe with how difficult everything can still feel but the game really is giving you an unfair advantage. It's why a lot of people recommend starting off on the harder settings so that you don't get too used to these things throwing off your judgement.

  • @lance134679
    @lance134679 4 роки тому +768

    I just confirmed that this exploit still works, very reliably, I might add.

    • @Mickeystrawberry
      @Mickeystrawberry 4 роки тому +7

      is it only on PC or does console work as well?

    • @lance134679
      @lance134679 4 роки тому +6

      @@Mickeystrawberry I've only tested it on PC.

    • @evanpotter860
      @evanpotter860 4 роки тому +45

      Nick Matacale I would prefer restarting the game every miss, because quadrupling to quintupling load time on console would not be worth playing

    • @kalebgriffin7406
      @kalebgriffin7406 3 роки тому +2

      Oh no the balance

    • @ciaguy3702
      @ciaguy3702 3 роки тому +27

      Can confirm, still works (used console)

  • @delta138_zam
    @delta138_zam 4 роки тому +1678

    Spiff: “How did that point-blank shot miss?!”
    Playerbase: “That’s XCOM BAYBEEEE”

    • @everythinggoodsfeckingtaken
      @everythinggoodsfeckingtaken 4 роки тому +57

      point blank misses is why I cba with xcom anymore. Its screwed tf up. Best of humanity and aim like some stag party paintballing drunk.

    • @jcdenton2819
      @jcdenton2819 4 роки тому +33

      @@everythinggoodsfeckingtaken You should play the original X-Com, where misses is not a problem because a) You have much more soldiers in a squad b) Shooting will not end the turn for the soldier. So, if planned correctly, you always will have others who cover your missed soldier or have enough TU to retreat into safety.

    • @everythinggoodsfeckingtaken
      @everythinggoodsfeckingtaken 4 роки тому +14

      @@jcdenton2819 played it on the amiga. Better than the remakes.

    • @ultimaterecoil1136
      @ultimaterecoil1136 4 роки тому +26

      Zam138 99.9 used to to round up visually to 100% so you used to be able to miss a 100% shot

    • @marcustytus9349
      @marcustytus9349 4 роки тому +12

      Xcom in a nutshell

  • @dennissvensson9403
    @dennissvensson9403 3 роки тому +1381

    The Spiffing Brit: We had 3 85% misses. How?
    All experienced X-COM players: It's X-COM baby...

    • @Lo-118
      @Lo-118 2 роки тому +17

      no its just cause the gun is too long... like the barrel is longer than the enemy is away. 85% is alredy a lot for that range with that gun.

    • @owensmith2995
      @owensmith2995 2 роки тому +33

      I had a 100% chance to hit one time and it missed….. granted I had a couple mods but still lmao

    • @tezereth
      @tezereth 2 роки тому +3

      How is that even possible

    • @Lo-118
      @Lo-118 2 роки тому +44

      @@tezereth simple its not 100% but 99.87583674% the game just rounds up for visual sake and that's why you can miss a 100%

    • @Batcena
      @Batcena 2 роки тому +33

      @@tezereth as he said
      *That's XCOM Baby*

  • @trunovmichael
    @trunovmichael 4 роки тому +825

    You, sir, have given the term "save scumming" an entirely new meaning.

    • @sarainiaangelsong440
      @sarainiaangelsong440 4 роки тому +1

      But he can't do save scumming in Starcraft 2 :D

    • @deeped7249
      @deeped7249 4 роки тому +3

      What's save scumming?

    • @apaajaboleh104
      @apaajaboleh104 4 роки тому +17

      Abusing the save and load system to get a better rng.

    • @WhenDevilsDuel
      @WhenDevilsDuel 4 роки тому +12

      @@deeped7249 saving before doing anything risky or reloading over n over to force a random element to be not so random. Like a sniper scoring a shot, or blowing up a wall and scouting it's enemies then reloading

    • @timeforvintagepancakes9751
      @timeforvintagepancakes9751 4 роки тому +13

      @@WhenDevilsDuel Say what you will, when a chest offers me a permanent 20 point boost to my specialist's hack score I'm making sure I get it. I paid my dues and beat the game on commander in ironman mode, lol.

  • @-Grovesy-
    @-Grovesy- 4 роки тому +2082

    Pros:
    Soldiers can time travel
    Immortal
    Cons:
    They're stormtroopers.

    • @ShortArmOfGod
      @ShortArmOfGod 4 роки тому +17

      They'd be excellent shots if that were the case.

    • @matthiaslener2763
      @matthiaslener2763 4 роки тому +53

      Hey even the stormtroopers have better aim

    • @Arcturus_Reaper
      @Arcturus_Reaper 4 роки тому +73

      Tbf, Stormtroopers against normal troops or normal people have the best aim. Its against main characters that their aim is shit cause 'plot' armor.

    • @gehtdinichtsan309
      @gehtdinichtsan309 3 роки тому +14

      @@Arcturus_Reaper "akshually" in rogue1 they're pretty deadly, in ep4 they miss so they can later track the escaped falcon to the rebell base.

    • @RiotforPeacePlz
      @RiotforPeacePlz 3 роки тому +25

      Hey don't insult stormtroopers like that they are marksmen by comparison lol

  • @dark-ambition
    @dark-ambition 4 роки тому +1373

    "The Ranger is one of the worst classes in the game”
    Me: _Puts down tea, firmly._

    • @thenodroid8955
      @thenodroid8955 4 роки тому +165

      He didn't realize that he meant best

    • @frogman7844
      @frogman7844 4 роки тому +25

      Comment of the year?

    • @thebard5019
      @thebard5019 4 роки тому +68

      @@frogman7844 Its DnD all over again

    • @wickederebus
      @wickederebus 4 роки тому +39

      use spiked/studded armor and a far reach weapon that cannot hit nearby.
      polearm = hit anything 5 to 10 feet away
      armor + arm swing = hit anything 5 feet or less away.
      this, and many other useful tips can be found at the end of chapters of Harry Potter and the Natural 20

    • @wickederebus
      @wickederebus 4 роки тому +5

      @Manek Iridius please note I've never actually play D&D
      the story I'm using as my example is written in 3.5 ruleset rather than 5e or any other
      I've never actually played I was trying to learn the rules and came across that tidbit

  • @allenholloway5109
    @allenholloway5109 4 роки тому +703

    "We've had *three* 85% misses. How? How, game?"
    That's X-COM, baby!

    • @Some_Lame_Stuff
      @Some_Lame_Stuff 4 роки тому +11

      X-COME ON HOW DID THAT MISS?!

    • @flickinggamer
      @flickinggamer 4 роки тому +21

      @@Some_Lame_Stuff Wait until there is a 95% hit chance and you miss.

    • @thevilyn2075
      @thevilyn2075 4 роки тому +4

      i saw the first 85% miss and i was gonna post something similar to this, those high chance to hit misses are always the worst

    • @GalacticFox32
      @GalacticFox32 4 роки тому +1

      @rob 998 Yea because I CAN'T COMPLETE THIS GAME BECAUSE TERRIBLE FUCKING RNG

    • @rentedanon728
      @rentedanon728 4 роки тому +5

      @rob 998 The new XCOM games round the %s up for display. "100%" could mean anything from 99.01% to 100%. It's exceptionally rare to see a supposed 100% shot miss to the point that in like ~2000 hours between the first and second game I've seen it happen twice. Learn to manage risk properly and the games won't be so painful.

  • @cadetjames3345
    @cadetjames3345 4 роки тому +852

    "Three 85% misses" no wonder humanity was losing the fight

    • @Nixolas_Zinn
      @Nixolas_Zinn 3 роки тому +44

      Two 99% misses in a row...... don't ask me how, just know, I had my entire team wiped by an unrelated case of a resistance soldier afterwards as they hogged the cover, and subsequently became a chrysalid that killed my medic without anyone on my team able to hit any of there overwatch shots

    • @SuperLarrythompson
      @SuperLarrythompson 3 роки тому +7

      @@Nixolas_Zinn I see this complaint alot. Devs do nothing? And people still play it? This is one of the reasons I refuse to play any video game with any amount of "chance" no such thing in the world of video games (math).

    • @givemeanameman1
      @givemeanameman1 3 роки тому +31

      @@Nixolas_Zinn Xcoms miss % are total BS I even kept a list of every single attack and % chance to hit in the game and while randomization should mean you get 3 85 misses in a row it also means you should get 3 15% hits in a row...
      after a complete playthrough the actual attack % appears to be only 66% of what it claims.

    • @iche9373
      @iche9373 3 роки тому +8

      "Three 85% misses" - It doesn't make sense.

    • @WiggleJimmy
      @WiggleJimmy 3 роки тому +10

      @@iche9373 Are you talking about the guy's wording or the fact that there is literally an exceedingly less than 1% chance of that ever happening irl?

  • @viriellgaming
    @viriellgaming 2 роки тому +49

    Fun fact yall; you don't need to exit to Main Menu. Just do the same steps but instead of exit to main you can just click load and load the save you just put in. I imagine it's a little quicker that way than to deal with two loading screens

  • @professorsypher6174
    @professorsypher6174 4 роки тому +856

    "I absolutely refuse to believe that these numbers are real."
    Ah, the lamenting of an Xcom player.

    • @codysullivan2721
      @codysullivan2721 4 роки тому +43

      1st stage of grief denile

    • @amirridzuan1633
      @amirridzuan1633 4 роки тому +2

      hahahaha

    • @b.janisch4108
      @b.janisch4108 4 роки тому +36

      Fun fact: they aren't. At a GDC talk the xcom dev. revealed that the numbers are tweaked in favour of the player and are actually higher than displayed, you also get bonus chance for the next shot if you miss.
      (execpt in hardcore mode)

    • @DatCameraMON
      @DatCameraMON 4 роки тому +5

      @@b.janisch4108 I'm going to need citation for this.

    • @slenderman27490
      @slenderman27490 4 роки тому +15

      @@b.janisch4108 My slodiers have missed 99% shots atleast a couple of times lmao

  • @michelvanderlinden8363
    @michelvanderlinden8363 4 роки тому +500

    "ok ho-how game, how? thats not how this works"
    And just like that you quoted every Xcom2 player ever.

    • @tohon
      @tohon 4 роки тому +33

      That's XCom Baby.

    • @CottidaeSEA
      @CottidaeSEA 4 роки тому +27

      I don't trust percentages, ever. Games have taught me this. Just today, I missed four 95% accuracy attacks in a row in Pokémon. That's 0.000625% chance of happening if my math skills aren't failing me. Sometimes life just gets rough. At least I'm somewhat confident that it was just terrible luck today. When it comes to this game, there'd probably be a possibility of missing even if the accuracy was 100%.

    • @thedeviantguy
      @thedeviantguy 4 роки тому +3

      This is because people don’t understand how percentages and chance works. Never try gambling, it’s going to blow your minds.

    • @CottidaeSEA
      @CottidaeSEA 4 роки тому +6

      @@thedeviantguy Many understand percentages and chance works, they just have a hard time accepting it.
      I don't particularly mind missing 15% of all attacks, that's what it says will happen if I have 85% accuracy after all. However, it's pretty bullshit RNG if you end up missing 3 attacks in a row, because even that is unlikely to happen.
      You can also see that he had about 77% accuracy in the first mission and 88% in the second mission... unless my memory fails, it was like an hour since I watched it after all. So the cumulative accuracy percentage would likely end up being at around 85% assuming all attacks say they have 85% accuracy. However, the game has a tendency to make you miss the most important shots, no matter how many times you retry a mission, and since the game is difficult (for arbitrary reasons) it feels as if the game is out to get you. That's why so many people act this way.
      It's psychology, rather than poor understanding of a concept.

    • @edgardox.feliciano3127
      @edgardox.feliciano3127 4 роки тому +15

      @@CottidaeSEA turns out, the devs put a 50% debuff to your accuracy whenever you are doing too well to maintain tension, so in essence, the game punishes you for doing too well

  • @eno2870
    @eno2870 2 роки тому +336

    "Isabella is a traitor to the human cause."
    Just imagine a playthrough where you have to execute any soldiers that miss those high probability point blank shots. You'd be out of soldiers before the first mission ended.

    • @chriswong8821
      @chriswong8821 2 роки тому +45

      How are you going to execute them? Your attempts will miss and fail to kill them.

    • @eno2870
      @eno2870 2 роки тому +36

      @@chriswong8821 - I'm thinking a firing squad of grenadiers. Grenades are always reliable.

    • @InceyWincey
      @InceyWincey Рік тому

      Simple solution - never take point blank shots.
      A much better strategy is to sit back and take a ton of 60-70% shots. It’s a little counter intuitive but it really works, because though you’ll hit 10-20% less, you’ll take at least 20% less damage due to always being in good cover. You’ll also trigger fewer enemies if you maintain a position further back, so you’ll be less likely to be overwhelmed, and you’ll never be flanked, meaning you’ll take fewer crits and fewer shots with 0 cover.
      All of this added together means that staying in a good stable line and just shooting at the enemy will mean you’ll take much less damage than if you attempt to outmanoeuvre your enemy too much. Make sure to take plenty of grenades and a grenadier with the demolitionist skill and cover really won’t be a problem anyway.

    • @foxmask8032
      @foxmask8032 9 місяців тому

      For some reason, this made me have the most Joker-like laugh I've ever had. I don't know how to feel about it.

  • @sumplkrum3176
    @sumplkrum3176 Рік тому +78

    Basic XCOM philosophy: It's always ok to cheat
    because the aliens have been cheating since the original XCOM game. It's a design feature. 10/10

  • @nekocatism
    @nekocatism 4 роки тому +394

    >"The Original XCOM"
    >Shows the Remake
    This hurt me almost as much as having an alien rocket hit the Skyranger on the first turn.

    • @gwouru
      @gwouru 4 роки тому +14

      the original wasn't called Xcom... it was called UFO

    • @nekocatism
      @nekocatism 4 роки тому +79

      @@gwouru It was. XCOM - UFO Defense.
      You're missing the point of the joke though.

    • @KaiserMattTygore927
      @KaiserMattTygore927 4 роки тому +1

      I might have to play some of the originals myself, the reboot games kicked ass, so hopefully the 90's ones will be fun as well.

    • @nekocatism
      @nekocatism 4 роки тому +3

      @@KaiserMattTygore927 definitely do, all three of them are still worth it, even if TFTD is just a reskin and Apocalypse is a little on the weird side :D

    • @KristoffDoe
      @KristoffDoe 4 роки тому +35

      @@nekocatism It was called "UFO: Enemy Unknown" in European release and "X-COM: UFO Defense" in US release.

  • @ShudowWolf
    @ShudowWolf 4 роки тому +197

    Rookies: Attempt to hit the ground via throwing rocks.
    Rocks: *Deft gravity and fly up to the sky*

    • @GoudaFetaExpandDong
      @GoudaFetaExpandDong 4 роки тому +7

      "There is an art to flying, or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
      - Douglas Adams

  • @TheTaylorwailer
    @TheTaylorwailer 4 роки тому +269

    Spiff: Everyone always forgets New Zealand.
    Also Spiff: How dare they put New Zealand in this game!

  • @Nebulaoblivion
    @Nebulaoblivion 2 роки тому +62

    “Hey you know how on the mission, we drop down, take a turn moving and shooting and then give the aliens a turn moving and shooting us?”
    “Yeah what about it?”
    “What if instead, we just kept moving and shooting and never stopped for their turn?”
    “My god… you might have just saved humanity.”

  • @deman182
    @deman182 3 роки тому +257

    I loved X-COM Enemy Unknown. I had a Support trooper for the entire game he was one of the units I started with he was basically like the squad leader as in everything happened around him, I got him Psi training and max rank before anyone else then on the very last mission he died like a hero so everyone else could survive.

    • @Sinyao
      @Sinyao 3 роки тому +24

      I always had twin sharpshooters who I would get Archangel Armor for asap. With death from above and squad sight, you could erase anything from across the map with 100% accuracy even using overwatch.

    • @sunriseparrabellum5505
      @sunriseparrabellum5505 2 роки тому +10

      i remember my first playthrough and my ridiculously OP scout who was the sole survivor of the final mission due to underlevelled squad mates. i love how memorable your soldiers become considering this was like 8 years ago

    • @meemeleem
      @meemeleem 2 роки тому +12

      an excellent way to “bond” with your soldiers is bark orders at your screen as you input actions like a true commander

    • @zhanna7307
      @zhanna7307 2 роки тому +1

      Aww

    • @richardlooch2109
      @richardlooch2109 2 роки тому +5

      in the beginning all my soldiers died except for one. heavy weapons argentinian ivan marquez. had some other soldiers. psycho, walker. had no backups just one super squad.

  • @AngelofEresos
    @AngelofEresos 3 роки тому +86

    "Ranger is bad because melee characters will inevitably get shot at"
    Somebody's never run Implacable and Untouchable before. Rangers are actually corpse printers man, it's brutal.

    • @nameynamd9212
      @nameynamd9212 3 роки тому +5

      Defintely are good later on in the game, but honestly not that good starting on anything except Sectoids

    • @AngelofEresos
      @AngelofEresos 3 роки тому +12

      @@nameynamd9212
      Eh, true. Early game, I just get them up into flanking positions for a nice hit with the shotgun. Usually helps them rank up at a respectable rate.

    • @sabrinadelco9396
      @sabrinadelco9396 Рік тому +5

      With Bladestorm as well…

    • @Bsolazy
      @Bsolazy Рік тому +5

      Rangers currently carrying tf out of me rn almost got one to 100 dodge and she sitting at 22ish mobility without stat boosting armor…. ranger pog

    • @moshelaks1961
      @moshelaks1961 9 місяців тому +1

      It's so satisfying to get a kill with a ranger, then run him right up to the next enemy so he can soak up the next hit with Untouchable and take a chunk out with bladestorm

  • @Kilmoran
    @Kilmoran 4 роки тому +129

    I love how even while exploiting the game... Spiff still got XCOM'd

    • @danieljanecka9492
      @danieljanecka9492 4 роки тому +10

      ikr :D
      this game fux even cheaters, that's how vicious and insidious it is.

  • @id104335409
    @id104335409 4 роки тому +581

    You: Simply press the Caps key.
    Me: Throws the PS4 controller across the room.

  • @bartender0019
    @bartender0019 4 роки тому +168

    I didn’t even realize this was made 7 min ago I always thought spiff used his special Brit powers and bent time and space to make these come out a day ago for me

    • @MobiusN7
      @MobiusN7 4 роки тому +6

      UA-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits

    • @LurkerPlus
      @LurkerPlus 4 роки тому

      That's the power of Yorkshire Tea

  • @zamotdredhart
    @zamotdredhart 2 роки тому +253

    Every 85% miss made this exploit more justified

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 2 роки тому +17

      85?
      Try *NINETY SEVEN!*
      D8

    • @Chaosfred
      @Chaosfred 2 роки тому +9

      @@Ramsey276one 97? how about 100 still missed and not even dodged/grazed? Ah don't tell me this game probably just rounded up 99.xx% to 100%. But that is just what makes XCom known for the "bad" miracle

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 2 роки тому +2

      @@Chaosfred I have seen THAT in other games, to be honest
      XD

  • @noregrets3925
    @noregrets3925 4 роки тому +246

    The enemy will never have a turn
    *R U L E R R E A C T I O N*

    • @senorsapss3949
      @senorsapss3949 4 роки тому +5

      FUCK WAIT

    • @littlewan6001
      @littlewan6001 4 роки тому +11

      ARCHON RULER, SAY WHAT!!!!

    • @amirridzuan1633
      @amirridzuan1633 4 роки тому +3

      best comment ever. RULER REACTION!

    • @maxwelljohnson6185
      @maxwelljohnson6185 4 роки тому +16

      _begins to have PTSD flashbacks_

    • @TheOtherLPer203
      @TheOtherLPer203 4 роки тому +9

      *Archon Ruler flies over to you, grabs you, flies super high up in the air, flies down with you so fast you get thrown through the ground, then shoots your comrades twice*

  • @MsSharondenadel
    @MsSharondenadel 4 роки тому +227

    My favorite one back in the days was "Terror from the deep" , the X-com where you fight aliens in the bottom of the ocean 😙

    • @Tolwrath
      @Tolwrath 4 роки тому +12

      Open X-Com is a great way to replay it.

    • @robertchadwick9693
      @robertchadwick9693 4 роки тому +1

      MsSharondenadel I like how “Terra from the deep” story plot was that all the alien ufos that was shot down over the ocean in XCOM 1.

    • @Tolwrath
      @Tolwrath 4 роки тому +28

      @@robertchadwick9693 That's actually not correct. The opening cutscene says that when the alien capital falls at the end of x-com 1, it sends a signal out to ancient slumbering sites, one of which happens to be on earth. There's some less than subtle lovecraft references too, but the implication is that it's waking up parts of the alien civilization that have been in cryosleep or something since before the human civilization was ever a thing.

    • @nickfenix3892
      @nickfenix3892 4 роки тому +7

      My favourite one was apocalypse you get shields and bio weapons

    • @dhproductions5180
      @dhproductions5180 4 роки тому +2

      It took forever to beat that game but it was worth it ❤️. I'd say tftd Is better then ufo defence but much harder in comparison.

  • @billybegood466
    @billybegood466 4 роки тому +254

    "How have I had three 85% misses?"
    Welcome to the world of XCom, where such things are commonplace.

    • @TheR4k3
      @TheR4k3 4 роки тому +8

      "That's XCOM Baby!"

    • @DrunkenXSMonkey
      @DrunkenXSMonkey 4 роки тому +8

      Once had a 99% hit chance. I was the 1%

    • @billybegood466
      @billybegood466 4 роки тому +9

      @@DrunkenXSMonkey I had my team inside smoke once, and the incoming shots were in the single digits, and they not only hit every shot, but they crit two of my guys and wiped them out.

    • @ainumahtar
      @ainumahtar 4 роки тому +11

      96-100% seem actually that. 85-95% is 50-50 at best, less than 85% is effectively 0% chance

    • @randomheadshot4291
      @randomheadshot4291 4 роки тому +6

      99% hit chance and 65% crit chance???
      MISS
      1% hit chance and 1% crit chance???
      Hit it twice in a row

  • @yamatoclassmusashi8830
    @yamatoclassmusashi8830 4 роки тому +556

    ADVENT: "We will destroy you!"
    XCOM: *"Za Warudo"*
    ADVENT: "Nan-"

  • @PTB_BE
    @PTB_BE 4 роки тому +650

    "One turn victory"
    Sounds like the British Opium wars, won by British ingenuinity and dealing drugs!

    • @bultwini
      @bultwini 4 роки тому +5

      Indeed very British

    • @brahmomento3189
      @brahmomento3189 4 роки тому +3

      Post Haste!

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 4 роки тому +14

      Or landing in america and sneezing...

    • @swanky464
      @swanky464 4 роки тому

      I’d like this but it has a perfect 420,no one else like this and keep like that

    • @vanhovemare
      @vanhovemare 4 роки тому

      luckily the aliens don't have sharpened mango's.

  • @thewhitemask
    @thewhitemask 2 роки тому +27

    Enemy Unknown and Enemy Within were absolutely spectacular, great progression, difficulty, reward, the whole shabang honestly, I might redownload it right now as a matter of fact.

    • @boomshanka4667
      @boomshanka4667 2 роки тому +2

      It should be a great game but i had the same idea you had a few days ago and it was a mistake. That game should burn in Hell.

    • @larethhuff5385
      @larethhuff5385 Рік тому +4

      Well, xcom2 is a totally different beast. You can't use the same tactics in xc2 that you used in eu/ew. Trust me, you will get absolutely trashed.

  • @comet.x
    @comet.x 4 роки тому +48

    X-com logic:
    If the ground which is down takes up half the map... and the sky which is up the other half...
    *you only get a 50% chance of hitting the ground*

  • @Bidmartinlo
    @Bidmartinlo 4 роки тому +322

    X-com operative: "Ayy lmao!" *finished mission in one turn
    Alien: "Wait, that's illegal!"

    • @majormarketing6552
      @majormarketing6552 4 роки тому +1

      More like alt f4 and never play this shit again baby

  • @GR1MRACER
    @GR1MRACER 4 роки тому +146

    Gets X-Com 2
    Sees Mods
    Finds Zonetan voice mod
    10/10

    • @kinnarawanderer
      @kinnarawanderer 4 роки тому +2

      Now you can take your spergy boners on the road wherever you go!

    • @hotrodh201
      @hotrodh201 4 роки тому +1

      @@kinnarawanderer wait till you see the weirder mods

    • @cxfxcdude
      @cxfxcdude 4 роки тому +2

      Id like to build the world a site. And furnish it with Porn~
      Draw hentai picks and girls with Dicks. And tentacles ga-lore

    • @noahmcclure6871
      @noahmcclure6871 4 роки тому +2

      How about the bob Ross mod 😀. Bob- those are not dead aliens, they are happy accidents.

  • @togytogathan1302
    @togytogathan1302 4 роки тому +69

    This is the final form of save scumming. I love it.

  • @bruceluiz
    @bruceluiz 4 роки тому +186

    Aliens: Dafuk is that rebel doin-
    *blinks*
    Statue explodes

    • @jessicamason2526
      @jessicamason2526 4 роки тому +12

      more like *blinks* everyones on the ground bleeding out *blinks again taking last gasps for air* statue explodes

    • @them.o.g6734
      @them.o.g6734 4 роки тому +3

      Omae wo mo shindeiru
      Nani?
      Teleport noises
      death
      the end

  • @zelkos365
    @zelkos365 4 роки тому +84

    Fun Fact: Speedrunners use a more optimized version of this exploit in any% category and it takes them around 1:20h to beat the game ;)

  • @NathanCassidy721
    @NathanCassidy721 4 роки тому +30

    I honestly loved Enemy Unknown.
    I had no nostalgia for the series and went in completely blind, and it wound up being one of my all-time favorites.

  • @OfficialJanitor
    @OfficialJanitor 3 роки тому +14

    This still works to this day and it allows me to have the most op squad of all time and wipe out any threat (including the rulers using a similar strategy). Thank you so much spiffy!

    • @StriderHidden508
      @StriderHidden508 3 роки тому

      ahh nothing like beating the game through cheating. Sounds very rewarding and very fun lmao >.

    • @OfficialJanitor
      @OfficialJanitor Рік тому

      @@StriderHidden508 lol, I had already beat it before finding this video.

  • @misterbitey2107
    @misterbitey2107 4 роки тому +329

    In this vid Spiff learns one of the most important rules about XCOM:
    99% does not equal 100%

    • @daniilefr957
      @daniilefr957 4 роки тому +100

      Sometimes even 100% not equal actual 100%

    • @jacobfreeman5444
      @jacobfreeman5444 4 роки тому +11

      Just because you should technically be hit by lightning before missing in some cases doesn't mean you can't miss. Technically.

    • @bleflar9183
      @bleflar9183 4 роки тому +19

      @@daniilefr957 i think its becouse when there's a 99,5% chance of hitting it rounds it up to 100%, but there's still 0.5% chance of it missing.

    • @cian1233
      @cian1233 4 роки тому +4

      A near miss is still a miss rookie!
      -Bradford probably

    • @hhaavvvvii
      @hhaavvvvii 4 роки тому +6

      @@cian1233 A near miss is still a hit. >_>

  • @spretcher
    @spretcher 4 роки тому +165

    "The doctors say hes got a 50/50 of living, though there's only a 10% chance of that"
    -Naked gun

    • @sebbes333
      @sebbes333 4 роки тому +2

      Relative: Is that an XCOM type of 50/50 chance or a real life kind of 50/50?"

    • @SophiaAphrodite
      @SophiaAphrodite 4 роки тому +5

      70% of the time, it works every time.

  • @LeMrAlpaca
    @LeMrAlpaca 4 роки тому +148

    "Misses multiple point-blank range shots"
    -Gets surprised he keeps missing them.
    I myself actually get surprised whenever i hit anything at point-blank range in that game!

    • @ydin9
      @ydin9 4 роки тому +3

      15% miss chance is 15% chance to miss royally. (Yes the game cheats behind the numbers too for added challenge and drama but it's still not guaranteed before 100%)

    • @exodus3968
      @exodus3968 4 роки тому +4

      Øydin9 not even 100% is guaranteed😂

    • @TheHellboy561
      @TheHellboy561 4 роки тому +2

      I can't even recall the amount of my xcom games that have been ended by 85%+ shots missing! But still, 10/10 would miss again!

    • @qwertygirl334675
      @qwertygirl334675 4 роки тому

      Okay, the game does cheat, but it cheats FOR you. On the lower difficulties if you miss a shot, you're given a hidden boost to your next shot aim wise, only on legendary difficulty are the shots unmodified.

  • @SkyNinja759
    @SkyNinja759 4 роки тому +41

    *[Teleports behind you]*
    _"Nothing personnel kid"_
    *[Misses]*
    (That's XCOM baybee!)

  • @Menzeneidos
    @Menzeneidos 4 роки тому +29

    12:35 "Our ranger guy could simply run headfirst into the enemy and just immediately murder them with absolutely no fears of getting shot back"
    Unless that was a Muton and our ranger guy is now dead trying to melee a Muton, ouchie.

  • @dylandugan76
    @dylandugan76 4 роки тому +169

    Spiff: cheats
    XCOM: immediately punishes him for it.

    • @Reuged666
      @Reuged666 4 роки тому

      probally wont be not effective because them will miss all the puches for sure

  • @noahkuschel5547
    @noahkuschel5547 4 роки тому +69

    this is save-scumming xcom to a whole new level

  • @TheRABIDdude
    @TheRABIDdude 3 роки тому +148

    "Don't you love it when you fight an enemy that can't shoot back? Quintessentially British I would say."
    Perfect line XD

  • @Ft9218
    @Ft9218 4 роки тому +97

    You miss every shot you dont take
    Xcom: oh but i beg to differ

    • @bookreaderman6715
      @bookreaderman6715 4 роки тому +3

      "You miss every shot you take", whelp I know where xcom did it's recruiting

    • @devinwhite5064
      @devinwhite5064 4 роки тому +1

      @@bookreaderman6715 que the imperial march theme

    • @bookreaderman6715
      @bookreaderman6715 4 роки тому

      @@devinwhite5064 wait, does that make xcom the bad guys?

    • @devinwhite5064
      @devinwhite5064 4 роки тому

      @@bookreaderman6715 shhh, no witnesses

    • @bookreaderman6715
      @bookreaderman6715 4 роки тому

      @@devinwhite5064 oh, right, I mean glory to the empire (I hope I got my line right)

  • @TheSluglie
    @TheSluglie 4 роки тому +97

    UFO: Enemy Unknown
    X-COM: Terror from the Deep
    X-COM: Apocalypse
    X-COM: Interceptor
    X-COM: First Alien Invasion
    X-COM: Enforcer
    XCOM: Enemy Unknown
    The Bureau: XCOM Declassified
    XCOM: Enemy Within
    XCOM 2
    XCOM 2: War of the Chosen
    played them all, loved them all

    • @mudcrab3420
      @mudcrab3420 4 роки тому +7

      You played and enjoyed The Bureau? I tried and failed. :(

    • @sunlightswift
      @sunlightswift 4 роки тому +4

      UFO: Enemy Unknown I played so much. Apocalypse is the one I just couldn't get into. I never heard of The Bureau

    • @Johnmorova
      @Johnmorova 4 роки тому +3

      I actually have Xcom Enemy Within on my phone. Best $9 dollars spent a phone game ever!

    • @konobuzoggu239
      @konobuzoggu239 4 роки тому +2

      Bureau kinda works like Mass Effect, except less RPG stuff from what i remmeber...
      Interceptor had some fancy features like radio silence, but only ever played the demo, so can't say much of it

    • @phantomderp834
      @phantomderp834 4 роки тому +4

      Even enforcer?

  • @scook9999
    @scook9999 4 роки тому +177

    Original X-Com:
    Hire another 80 engineers to make parts, we need to farm more money. Oh, we need to hire more meatbag....er....soldiers and arm them with stun rods so our Blaster Bomb boys can farm xp.
    Ahh, the good ole days...oh, you didn't mean the 1994 original X-Com?

    • @Mugdorna
      @Mugdorna 4 роки тому +2

      It's wonderful. Am currently playing it again

    • @your-username-here2308
      @your-username-here2308 4 роки тому +4

      Yeah for me it was fucking boring.

    • @AngeloZerbini
      @AngeloZerbini 4 роки тому +6

      I used to shoot armored rookie soldiers with the initial low damage rifles as a initiation ritual.. just to build hp

    • @sebastianyork6839
      @sebastianyork6839 4 роки тому +5

      Ah yes cheesing the final mission by mining through the map with blaster launchers with 0 losses perfectly balanced

    • @cmoore6547
      @cmoore6547 4 роки тому +1

      Yes I do defense was a great game there. Perfectly balanced with no exploits there ...

  • @Ayelis
    @Ayelis 3 роки тому +27

    "We've taken a turn based strategy game and effectively turned it into a based strategy game."

  • @danialcourtney5969
    @danialcourtney5969 4 роки тому +73

    "No one ever needs guns"
    ~Spiffing Brit
    Every American unsubscribes

    • @Kalleosini
      @Kalleosini 4 роки тому +1

      the leftist would love it

    • @BurningFyre
      @BurningFyre 4 роки тому +2

      Ebon Hawk it’s okay, we know you don’t know what leftists actually want, you don’t need to try to disguise it.

    • @Kalleosini
      @Kalleosini 4 роки тому

      @@BurningFyre I got 4 things to tell you about me.
      I'm not republican
      and I'm not american either.
      I'm just a spoil sport who ruins peoples jokes.
      oh and I'm a humanitarian like bernie sanders.
      so, you know, you can take your condescending comment and shove it back in your hole.

    • @skeletonwar4445
      @skeletonwar4445 4 роки тому +4

      @@Kalleosini Bruh u can't make a condescending comment and then call on someone else to not be condescending lmao

    • @BurningFyre
      @BurningFyre 4 роки тому +1

      @@Kalleosini i thought that sounded familiar! Cool it with the anime quotes there Kinagase. Acting like youre some uber cool mysterious badass when you tried to do a political humor and got owned for it instead.

  • @seamuspink9098
    @seamuspink9098 4 роки тому +117

    "We've had three 85% misses. How? How, game?"
    -Literally every turn based game, from Divinity to Fallout

    • @NoOne-fe3gc
      @NoOne-fe3gc 4 роки тому +1

      Phoenix Point: "Is that a joke I am too reticule based aiming too understand?"

    • @MakeItWithJim
      @MakeItWithJim 4 роки тому

      85% to hit means that you’ll miss 15 times in 100. You haven’t missed enough!

    • @matthewvasta9425
      @matthewvasta9425 4 роки тому

      I mean, Fallout isn't turn-based, but I know what you mean

    • @DrRabbit0
      @DrRabbit0 4 роки тому

      Aaaaactualy rng in divinity was fine, for me at least. And, what is rather confusing, rng in xcom was fine for me too O_o I expected to burn my chair through with this game, but did not. No idea why, but it felt fair. But what was REALY unfair is rng in Underrail. This piece of game drove me crazy. At one fight I became desparate and savescummed to the max (seed was changed each reload). I reloaded like 30 times and did arround 70 shots, 50 of them beeing misses. At 80% hitchance. And the percentage should already have accounted for dodge of enemies. I know, that games have distorted curves of chances in order to feel more "fair" or rewarding, but this was a new level of bullshit.

    • @Xeakquh
      @Xeakquh 4 роки тому +2

      @@matthewvasta9425 Original Fallout games were if I understand correctly.

  • @liquidrock8388
    @liquidrock8388 4 роки тому +20

    Now that was one impressive crossover. Somehow you managed to get a full squadron of stormtroopers in an X-com game.

    • @Order-si7nd
      @Order-si7nd 3 роки тому +3

      That’s called a good starting team

  • @miniman1610
    @miniman1610 4 роки тому +23

    xcom needs co-op like divinity, I want to play with my best mate, we need more co-op story games!

  • @pauloandrade925
    @pauloandrade925 4 роки тому +42

    I do love when Agent "-" was the most under fire. Thats the best result every for me and it leaves me very satisfied

    • @wombat4191
      @wombat4191 4 роки тому +1

      Not that uncommon even if you don't use glitces. Later game is so much of an alpha strike.

    • @pauloandrade925
      @pauloandrade925 4 роки тому +1

      @@wombat4191 i know .
      I watch Derava and hes an insanely "good" xcom player.
      He alpha strikes most things in long war of the chosen and in his current campaign only 1 soldier died and it wasn't a character pool soldier anyways.

  • @gigabytemon
    @gigabytemon 4 роки тому +158

    Spiff: "Suddenly, the missions are no longer taking half an hour and there are a grueling slog between you and the enemy, no no no-"
    Brave of you to assume the exploit itself takes less than half and hour, and all your soldiers hit their targets with 85% hit chance.

    • @thonex8787
      @thonex8787 4 роки тому +9

      well it may take less than half an hour if we exclude loading times xD

  • @bleflar9183
    @bleflar9183 4 роки тому +175

    "The Ranger is one of the worst people in the game” Excuse me W H A T!?

    • @scottmiller4295
      @scottmiller4295 4 роки тому +18

      check forums most agree. but then people run 4 heavies and spam nukes.
      rangers just solo the maps especially with the xpac and being able to boost their dodge and def to ridicilous levels. even not exploiting a 200 dodge and def ranger could spank most mobs solo. the king bosses the exclusion.

    • @SvelterEagle
      @SvelterEagle 4 роки тому +5

      @@scottmiller4295 do people even play legend? cause shotgun damage and accuracy is the only thing that helps in that difficulty. Heavies are pretty good because of the nades, but also because of their 4 damage weapon that can shoot after walking

    • @ADirtyScrub
      @ADirtyScrub 4 роки тому +32

      Exactly. Rangers are awesome. Just get the perk that makes them invulnerable after getting a kill. Have them sprint in to get 100% chance sword kill then stand there and bait all the enemy attacks.

    • @BloodReaperZ
      @BloodReaperZ 4 роки тому +11

      I'm shocked to see Spiff say Rangers suck, not like shotguns are broken at point blank range.

    • @ThrottleKitty
      @ThrottleKitty 4 роки тому +8

      It actually kinda is, in the vanilla game. Xcom 2 has such a poor understanding of hit chance, he basically has a 5% chance of insta-killing himself every time you attack with his sword. DLC sword removes this weakness with a 100% hit rate on the sword... lame, sword should be that way by default. A mod will fix it, but it feels crappy using a mod to do something like that.

  • @adrianling3524
    @adrianling3524 4 роки тому +135

    Aliens:
    - Humans are so weak and lack of special powers.
    Commander:
    - THE WORLD! STOP THE TIME!
    Aliens:
    - NANI?!?!?!

    • @evinbraley
      @evinbraley 3 роки тому +9

      How many shots can you miss in the frozen time?

    • @plasma2O6
      @plasma2O6 3 роки тому +8

      @@evinbraley how many bread have you eaten in your life?

    • @tigerwarrior1787
      @tigerwarrior1787 3 роки тому +6

      Ah yes... Aliens have incredible gene modifications... whereas this is the Earth in which DIO has managed to take over. Glorious... *Sips my Blood Tea*

  • @dabbingtoast7743
    @dabbingtoast7743 4 роки тому +533

    “The Ranger is the worst person in the game.”
    *Looks over at ‘Now I Am Become Death, Destroyer of Worlds’*
    “He didn’t mean it. I promise.”

    • @nicolasoliveira4903
      @nicolasoliveira4903 4 роки тому +2

      mommy i don't feel so good

    • @86niisan8686
      @86niisan8686 4 роки тому +32

      hah... ranger the worst...
      *ahem* bladestorm *ahem* reaper
      walk a ranger into an unactivated pod or a reinforcement drop
      then activate reaper and kill all 3 with just your ranger
      ye... rangers suck

    • @assassinconner4719
      @assassinconner4719 4 роки тому +29

      86niisan8686 Not to mention that with War of the Chosen, you can give a Ranger the Assassin’s katana, which never misses and ignores armor

    • @86niisan8686
      @86niisan8686 4 роки тому +19

      @@assassinconner4719 not to mention that with wotc you can add skills from other clashes like double shot and the sniper kill one and elimination ability
      But you can't give a sword or the abilities reaper or bladestorm to other classes... So ranger is the best class by far in wotc together with the 3 new factions

    • @assassinconner4719
      @assassinconner4719 4 роки тому

      86niisan8686 Yeah, I totally agree

  • @guyfromdubai
    @guyfromdubai 4 роки тому +54

    10:28 "We've taken a turn-based strategy game and effectively turned it into a 1-turn-based strategy game"
    Fixed it for ya Spiff

  • @Raven1024
    @Raven1024 4 роки тому +107

    "Ranger is worst"
    *ahem* My rangers have as many kills as my snipers...which is saying something in my squads.

    • @maelstorm71YT
      @maelstorm71YT 4 роки тому +3

      My ranger had about 2 to almost 3 times as many kills as my sniper by the end of the game xD

    • @lukakatunaricskaro
      @lukakatunaricskaro 4 роки тому +2

      A good bit of my rangers' kills are somewhat damaged (or in some cases full health) melee enemies mistakenly thinking they can just run past a Ranger's Bladestorm

    • @michaelbauers8800
      @michaelbauers8800 4 роки тому

      Rangers are one of my faves in the base game. In WOTC, Rangers seem weaker due to annoying enemies for which sword kills don't work well ( or are simply suicidal.) In WOTC, I think the Reaper is my fave. But Psi are still nice in WOTC, Grenadiers are important, and Templars seems interesting ( though I don't feel like I have enough experience to judge them.)

    • @CativaCookie
      @CativaCookie 4 роки тому +1

      Seeing these comments make me feel I did something wrong in my game, my SPARK had the most kills in my squad.

    • @NoodleKeeper
      @NoodleKeeper 3 роки тому

      @@CativaCookie Interesting, from what I've heard, Sparks only work for tanking, and thus tend to die quickly.

  • @rewto5131
    @rewto5131 3 роки тому +70

    XCOM LOGIC: 100% chance to hit .... Shoots 180 from the target missing entirely.

  • @Humanlink1
    @Humanlink1 4 роки тому +113

    General Grievous: "Even with your army, you must realize you are doomed..." *Has 99% hit est*
    XCOM: "Oh I don't think so."

    • @ragnokulfbhert
      @ragnokulfbhert 4 роки тому +10

      Misses and somehow wounds a fellow teammate throwing them into a panic and random firing back into the squad

    • @Humanlink1
      @Humanlink1 4 роки тому +9

      @@ragnokulfbhert XCOM MADE ME DO THIS!

  • @thetacticalgoose6175
    @thetacticalgoose6175 4 роки тому +53

    spiffing: the more compliments I receive the more power I have
    me: starts chanting compliments

  • @velnoa
    @velnoa 4 роки тому +32

    Oh my, how interesting. Let me get my cup of Yorkshire Tea Gold, I must have the best to enjoy this amazing experience

  • @bmjames
    @bmjames 4 роки тому +15

    I triggered this bug entirely by accident and just put my head in my hands... why, 4 years after the game was released, is this bug not patched? Also, this video perfectly captures the exasperation of watching your squad repeatedly miss point-blank shots.

  • @aesmoden3210
    @aesmoden3210 4 роки тому +309

    "The Ranger is one of the worst classes in the game”
    Excuse me, that is entirely wrong.

    • @loucanscale1570
      @loucanscale1570 4 роки тому +25

      Exactly, the snipers are far worse.

    • @tigerfalco
      @tigerfalco 4 роки тому +65

      @@loucanscale1570 That is also False.
      The Snipers in Xcom have always been good as long as you build them properly.
      The worst class is the specialist.

    • @ROYBGP
      @ROYBGP 4 роки тому +27

      Loucan Scale sniper with kill zone is a fucking beast.

    • @martinrodriguez1329
      @martinrodriguez1329 4 роки тому +116

      @@tigerfalco that's also false. The worst class is the rookie.

    • @tigerfalco
      @tigerfalco 4 роки тому +14

      @Lone Star Guitars Haywire isnt guarenteed to work, and you can get the shut down effect with blue screen rounds or emp's if youre lucky. Skull jacking can be done with anyone, I'm aware the specialist is the best for it but still. Healing is nice but depending on how you play its not necessary. Battle scanner is nice, more so on ironman, but not only is that a seperate item but with the addition of the reapear you basically have a free scout that does that for you. The only time a reaper is not a better scout is on terror missions because they can't reveal faceless or Chrysalids. Hacking is cool but whether or not its useful is completely RNG.

  • @Fei_PL
    @Fei_PL 4 роки тому +48

    I love how you pronounce "Dominik Szymański" :D

    • @liamhalliday8437
      @liamhalliday8437 4 роки тому +6

      As a Brit married to a Pole, this is me during Easter and every other Xmas. :D

  • @SylviaRustyFae
    @SylviaRustyFae 4 роки тому +73

    What must we do for a Phoenix Point is a perfectly balanced game!?
    You know you want to see it!

    • @lunda2222
      @lunda2222 4 роки тому +6

      That would be nice. Honestly I think they rushed the game for the Christmas market.
      They'll probably balance it better for the DLC's.

    • @jj0493
      @jj0493 4 роки тому +1

      lunda2222 it’s in early access currently hopefully he’ll play it in a year when it’s properly released

  • @pranakhan
    @pranakhan 2 роки тому +31

    Beat the first XCOM (pre-DLC) many years ago, and absolutely loved it. My sniper, Virginia Wolfe, went through almost every mission with over 100 kills. The graves were full of the suckers who couldn't cut mustard, but Wolfe was a real hero

  • @mruizdiaz331
    @mruizdiaz331 4 роки тому +51

    2:35
    When you press the caps lock, it activates the asyncronous load. This can happen with al the unreal engine games if the developers doesnt disable it.
    Yes, it is faster than the secuential loading because it can split the things to load and load them simultaneously, but if the game is not prepared for that, it could crash the game.
    The developers said that XCOM 2 is not prepared for asyncronous load, so it is not secure use it. Anyway, I never experienced and I dont know any that have had any issues with async load so far.

    • @jasonscarborough94
      @jasonscarborough94 4 роки тому

      I'm not a coder so this is almost certainly wrong but, maybe this exploit is caused by activating Asyncronous loading even though the game's not being set up to handle it?

  • @EpochIsEpic
    @EpochIsEpic 4 роки тому +55

    Imagine this guy actually had a Yorkshire sponsorship

    • @GelasticSnail
      @GelasticSnail 4 роки тому +4

      He got a mention on Twitter lol

    • @georgebulbakwa9017
      @georgebulbakwa9017 4 роки тому +5

      They did send him a boatload of teabags. No money, no requests in how they are represented, they just dumped a lot of tea bags at him.

    • @baerdred
      @baerdred 4 роки тому +2

      @@georgebulbakwa9017 That may have been an attempt to murder him by tea overdose...

    • @VipherJamesVids
      @VipherJamesVids 4 роки тому

      Well if their comment about running out of sponsorship budget, there might be a chance he can get some kind of sponsorship next year ^^

    • @UltimateSacrifice01
      @UltimateSacrifice01 4 роки тому

      Not going to lie, I actually bought some because of him.

  • @Alcatraz509
    @Alcatraz509 4 роки тому +84

    You sound more like Thanos every day... killing things saying “its perfectly balanced”. I got my eyes on you.

    • @ГригорийГ-ч4н
      @ГригорийГ-ч4н 4 роки тому +8

      The hardest choices require the strongest wills.

    • @rustyshackleford1508
      @rustyshackleford1508 4 роки тому +1

      Don't make me laugh, you can't match his power level.

    • @baerdred
      @baerdred 4 роки тому +1

      SPOILERS Don't get me started on Thanos - he was such an interesting villain until he destroyed the gauntlet. Then his whole plan ceased to make sense - you saved the universe from overpopulation! For a few generations. Than everything will be back to how it was. And you have no gauntlet to do it again. So you killed all those people for nothing.

    • @rustyshackleford1508
      @rustyshackleford1508 4 роки тому

      @@baerdred the funny thing is there is no such thing as overpopulation because the resources of a single solar system can support populations numbering in the quadrillions in a Dyson swarm, and the resources of a galaxy can go even further beyond

    • @Andytlp
      @Andytlp 4 роки тому +1

      @@rustyshackleford1508 youre talking about a perfect automated system. Humans are not that efficient. We also operate on the basis of action=reward system. cant see it happening short of robots do 100% of the work and about 95% of their effort is distributed to the people and 5% to the owner of said machine.

  • @jakelasquish2340
    @jakelasquish2340 4 роки тому +248

    XCOM: enemy unknown;
    Best Moment: Getting a 7-kill hit with a rocket launcher.
    Worst Moment: Missing at
    94.
    fucking.
    percent.

    • @RoseDemongametoday
      @RoseDemongametoday 4 роки тому +16

      Same Xcom game: Best moment bleeding the mission reinforcments for the enemy dry every mission.
      Worst moment: Missing a mech enemy at 100% chance to hit on the last enemy when they were one health.

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 4 роки тому

      So, this comment was posted a month ago and I don't want to check forums. Is this patched or no?
      I'm on PS4, I might add. Would that change anything?

    • @RoseDemongametoday
      @RoseDemongametoday 4 роки тому

      @@ladywaffle2210 Wouldn't know, this happened on the PS3 where the mission that has your base invaded black screens.

    • @LatisARG
      @LatisARG 4 роки тому +2

      i missed a 99%

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 4 роки тому

      @@RoseDemongametoday Fuck.

  • @ginadaugherty9188
    @ginadaugherty9188 4 роки тому +50

    Mission: *Starts*
    The Spiffing Brit: "ZA WARUDO!"

  • @vikj1255
    @vikj1255 4 роки тому +40

    "... attack an enemy that can't fight back, how quintessentially British that is" - lol

  • @aymansamehz
    @aymansamehz 4 роки тому +32

    Exploit Red Alert Yuri's revenge. That is some good memories

    • @paulk6399
      @paulk6399 4 роки тому

      EVERYONE LIKE THIS COMMENT!

    • @Pizza7478
      @Pizza7478 4 роки тому

      @@paulk6399 DONE

    • @paulk6399
      @paulk6399 4 роки тому

      Josh Klein THANK YOU

  • @ocabbago9156
    @ocabbago9156 3 роки тому +50

    I accidentally did this on a mission but there was one of the bosses which move when you move so it just made my characters stuck as the game waited for the boss to move

  • @TwilightKillerX
    @TwilightKillerX 4 роки тому +15

    The saying "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" is inverted in XCOM.

    • @TheRealKookieNinja
      @TheRealKookieNinja 4 роки тому +3

      "Take don't you?! Shots of the 100% miss you!"

    • @Vrikrar
      @Vrikrar 4 роки тому +1

      I hit 0% of the shots I do give.

  • @andrewnicholls7511
    @andrewnicholls7511 4 роки тому +16

    I remember finding out the jetpack armor has fuel in a catastrophic accident that doomed the entire human race. Good times

  • @Fidokowy
    @Fidokowy 4 роки тому +31

    One of my fondest memories from X-Com: Enemy Unknown is when I arrived to a mission, had a whole squad in Carapace Armor, Laser/Plasma Weapons, good to go. They get off the dropship, begin advancing. One guy is slightly ahead of the rest.
    Suddenly, explosion. The entire squad is dead, except for the one guy who just happened to be a few squares ahead of the rest (this was like, turn 2).
    Thankfully, he managed to reach the ship without getting killed, but it was still one of my favourite moments where I was utterly crushed.

    • @darraksden1727
      @darraksden1727 4 роки тому +3

      I had the same thing happen, except all my good dies died and my bloody chump rookie who had just replaced a dude from previous death was left alive and escaped. It was devestating lol.

    • @Gebunator
      @Gebunator 4 роки тому +9

      Let's not tell him of the original XCOM early missions. Where you basically send 20+ guys to die a glorious death and hope at least 1-2 come back alive.

    • @praevasc4299
      @praevasc4299 4 роки тому +7

      @@Gebunator And let's not tell him of the guy with the blaster bomb getting mind controlled or panicked, and killing the whole team ...

    • @Gebunator
      @Gebunator 4 роки тому +3

      Or old school chrysalids... The new Xcom's lids are a joke!

    • @olegoleg258
      @olegoleg258 4 роки тому

      Suddently explosion?

  • @DarthRevan42
    @DarthRevan42 3 роки тому +23

    I'm playing Enemy Unknown for the first time and really enjoying it!
    Will say this one is waaay prettier

    • @brent8994
      @brent8994 2 роки тому

      Oh I’m playing XCom enemy unknown on my iPad ,love the game doesn’t seem like there’s a lot of people playing it. Always down to add new players if Using compatible device

    • @jackhazardous4008
      @jackhazardous4008 2 роки тому

      @@brent8994 how is it on mobile? Been looking at it for a while but the mobile market is always the worst

    • @larethhuff5385
      @larethhuff5385 Рік тому +1

      Eu was supposed to be more suspenseful than the later games because it was pretty much the start of the war against an unknown alien threat. I love the atmosphere in eu more than xc2, but xc2 is mechanically better.

  • @Sophia-vk5bq
    @Sophia-vk5bq 4 роки тому +41

    "We've missed 3 85% shots in a row. How, just how game?"
    A ray of light beams down and a heavenly vision of Todd Howard drinking Yorkshire tea appears with angels singing "It just works."

    • @roughcactus69
      @roughcactus69 4 роки тому +2

      It just works
      It just works
      Little lies
      Stunning shows
      It just worksss

    • @discomfort5760
      @discomfort5760 4 роки тому

      Don't you have ridiculous luck and fortune????

    • @Sophia-vk5bq
      @Sophia-vk5bq 4 роки тому

      @@discomfort5760 no, just war of the chosen.

  • @rustyshackleford1508
    @rustyshackleford1508 4 роки тому +24

    Spiff: "Nobody likes guns, it'a time to slash!"
    *laughs in part and parcel*

  • @sosik0073
    @sosik0073 4 роки тому +107

    Xcom operatives have discovered za warudo.

  • @randomviewer-y3u
    @randomviewer-y3u 2 роки тому +46

    I just bought the series package in steam after many years of looking at it and I'm hating every second of it
    *it's perfect*

  • @LunaMoonwing
    @LunaMoonwing 4 роки тому +37

    "Drip fed"
    Yeah...my single low level squad vs several medium/high tier alien waves is very drip fed
    Oh and the first base/ally base attack is always niiiccceee

  • @EnviousGreen
    @EnviousGreen 4 роки тому +102

    “Star Wars KOTOR and KOTOR 2 are perfectly balanced games with no exploits”

    • @CapOfXav
      @CapOfXav 4 роки тому +4

      Yes please

    • @diablotry5154
      @diablotry5154 3 роки тому

      Those games are amazing but the force whirlwind cheese is real and too op

    • @Justanotherconsumer
      @Justanotherconsumer 3 роки тому

      KOTOR 2’s crafting system doesn’t even require exploits to be broken.

  • @SomeCanine
    @SomeCanine 4 роки тому +74

    "Nobody wants to use a gun. Guns suck."
    **Puts down American Flag mug with traditional bean water**

    • @MGSLurmey
      @MGSLurmey 4 роки тому +1

      The sad thing is the sword at that range does 3-5 damage and has iirc 10% crit chance, while the shotgun does 4-6 and has a base 20% crit chance, +40% when flanking if I remember my stats right.
      Guns don't suck, Spiff...

  • @Gormathius
    @Gormathius 3 роки тому +33

    9:25 This reminds me of Fallout 3 where for some reason in the VATS I'd find 60% hit chance would hit more consistently than 90%.

    • @MrCaptainTea
      @MrCaptainTea 2 роки тому +1

      Not sure if you care but vats has a unique technique to work. If you’re standing right on somebody, the chance will be 95% but almost always miss. But if you’re a couple feet away, a 70% chance will almost always hit. It has to do with the hitbox of your gun, if it goes past the thing you’re shooting at, you’ll always miss.

    • @Gormathius
      @Gormathius 2 роки тому +1

      @@MrCaptainTea
      No this is good distance in both cases, gun hitbox going past the target is not an issue.

  • @domosrage5434
    @domosrage5434 4 роки тому +93

    "The original xcom"
    *points to xcom enemy unknown*
    REEEEEEE

    • @randomfox12245
      @randomfox12245 4 роки тому +3

      People need to pronounce the - in X-COM to differentiate if they're talking about X-COM or XCOM

    • @robinburt5735
      @robinburt5735 4 роки тому +2

      @@randomfox12245 Well i'm surprised Spiffing even calls the original X-Com as in Europe it was released as UFO: Enemy Unknown

    • @taelketal
      @taelketal 4 роки тому +4

      He's missing out on some serious exploits from the old game. Laser tank dealership, rookie bombers, mind control relays, terrain destruction tricks, etc.

    • @tubertron412
      @tubertron412 4 роки тому

      @@robinburt5735 it was X-Com in europe, i think it was UFO in america

    • @Pizza7478
      @Pizza7478 4 роки тому

      @@tubertron412 No, it was X-Com here too

  • @zeroburn315
    @zeroburn315 4 роки тому +27

    "XCOM is a perfectly balanced game" Okay, now you've used up all the sarcasm in the world.

  • @_.l4n3
    @_.l4n3 4 роки тому +63

    Why not Star Wars: Empire at War Gold Edition?
    Sounds like a fine video to enjoy some tea to! ☕❤️
    ( *Naboo has just been destroyed* )
    "Lord Binks, you command has been administered."

    • @Matt-md5yt
      @Matt-md5yt 4 роки тому +4

      I loved that Game as a kid, still have the box set too

    • @Quinton238
      @Quinton238 4 роки тому +3

      Forces of Corruption space station cannons were fun to exploit

    • @TheJovianGaming
      @TheJovianGaming 4 роки тому +2

      I still hve it i used to fight off an entire fleet with a lvl 1 station on the hardest difficulty it was so much fun

    • @RAFMnBgaming
      @RAFMnBgaming 4 роки тому +2

      It's a great game. Literally unplayable these days without increasing the unit cap for space battles, because fuck not bringing 10 star destroyers into every fight ever.

    • @jeffreyhoon
      @jeffreyhoon 4 роки тому +3

      *Tyber Zann would like to corrupt your location*

  • @emfingcasher3735
    @emfingcasher3735 4 роки тому +14

    "Isabella 100% has to be a traitor to the human cause that is the only explanation" lmfao! i Love/hate this game so much!