I Hate Your Robot Ideas
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hide pressure buttons in chairs around the house that turn off the lights in the room when sat on
wait I actually like this idea
That would be an incredible prank.
Rob Bork This is big brain
Imagine this idea at Ikea
Imagine if he made it wireless too so that the chair didn’t even look that suspicious.
He should've added a delay to the chair so people get lured into a false sense of security
That is the evilest thing I could imagine
I mean, that would work. If there wasn't huge pistons and electronics on it. Btw, this is a joke. I feel like I have to say that, or else I will get cyberbullied. Btw that was also a joke. Sort of.
thats evil but I love that
You think like Michael and that scares me.
@@rhyhornracer158 your full of rainbows and gumdrops if thats the scariest thing u can imagine
Imagine pairing the unsittable chair with the taser desk
The chair shoul punt you onto the desk. It would stimulate how everyone felt every day while sitting at their desk at my first office internship anyway
Ok but that could legit cause serious damage, I feel like getting teased in the face would be bad
@@margodphdwho hurt you
That is a very hostile work environment and a great idea
instead of the pistons being on the first 2 front legs of the chair, it should be on the back legs that will put you on the desk
6:01 holy shit, she just gave me the best robot idea: You should make a chair that immediately executes anyone who sits on it!!
He will go to it after this video but with a lot of numbers after the volts
Make a robot we’re you are accurate and fast when shooting a pistol
Yeah just strap a gun to it that points directly at your skull and whenever you sit down a servo pulls the trigger
@@That_templar_den that's called proper training
@@DinoLoverGaming well some person jitters like a scared mouse
rig one of your friends’ doors to slightly open whenever they try to close it
This is the kind of idea that he would shit on into the fucking ground and then reluctantly build it
Oh shit, didnt realize our Dark Lord himself was in the comment section.
Jonah B this is good
Calm down satan.
just drill in a wood block where it closes stupid
You guys aren't even roommates anymore. It's just Michael and his hostages
damn
Pretty much
فتاه - cutekey I like your profile pic g
Looking at your profile picture, I can see you’re a man in waifu culture.
His human test subjects
The anger in “THATS A FUCKING ALARM CLOCK” is the best part of this entire video, other than causing Fed pain
lol yes thats funny
Darren R did a fantastic job of making a new Michael reeves
They are just to afraid to kick Michael out at this point.
yeah xD
Gustav Miedema NO YOU IDIOT!! ARE
@@neppynepne what
@@neppynepne what
BRuH
lily on stream: ”i can hear tazing in michaels room upstairs”
michael:
Make a robot that breaks something on you desk every 10 seconds
unisinko your serious aren’t you
@@cAt156 that's just a cat
@@madisonkoslowski1330 for a sec,
I was like, "NOOOOOooo tha'z a
*R A C C O O N ! !*
but yeah, cats can be jerks.
ey 8 want that
1:55 my favorite part, or concern, is that his friend gave a genuine reaction of surprise as if he hasn’t been in his friends office for months cause this has definitely been setting up in his office for at least a few weeks.
You know Michael, your homemade pressure sensor/button saved my senior design project. When a sensor I bought didn’t work out, my group was at a loss of how to activate the system. And then I remembered this video, cut out two pieces out of scrap copper, attached wires to them, and boom, homemade button. Just touch them together and they start the system.
this guy's literally playing in creative mode
bro you big brain good comment totally very the like broooo
Lmao
@@moomooold bruh the right !11 need dopamine to maintain function,,.. insert random unoriginal comment epic style hur,,,,, cringe
Nah, he's playing in survival like all of us he just knows how all of the redstone works
that's called a roommate
Make a terrifying doll that moves when you look away, and then don’t tell anyone about it.
He ducking better
I like this idea. It is a good idea. Smart idea.
+++++++
TheIronAntelope he isn’t fucking iron man🤣🤣🤣
Yes.
Why does he steal Lilys chairs so often
Convenience
Make a robot that butters your toast for you, but doesn't spaz an obscene amount
that's called a hand holding a knife
@@DinoLoverGaming I meant it would do it for you so you can do something else and save a little bit of time
Just put some toast on your windshield wipers. Problem solved
@@dr.unventor holy crap, that's almost genius. You would need to find a way around the "butter on/in the car" problem though.
lol
This kid is either gonna turn into Tony Stark or Dr. Octavius
Probably Octavius
seansora He’s 21
Ya
Or harry potter
@@davethecornmerchant905 Harry Potter hitting puberty late.
seansora or both
I love the sheer amount of fear whenever Michael asks someone to test an invention
Micheals like a made scientist and everyone else just deals with it
PTSD
To be fair, he does taze them alot
Best job that exists:
Mr Beast's Friend
Worst job that exists:
Michael's Friend
Because Mad Scientist with no common sense and sympathy for tazing people.
I love how all his friends are legitimately terrified by him
Make a present box that flashbangs you if you open it before Christmas
I just love how everyone doesn't trust him
Would you?
He doesn't trust us, either
@@1drewlol well yes I wouldnt trust him
@@xmatitm1210 actually they do trust him alot. They all put his tazer tag vests on. Those could potentially be very dangerous, but they trust in his ability to build it safely.
I know for a damn fact I wouldn't😂
Make a toaster that ejects itself instead of the bread.
King of the Trap that is fucking genius
and make the toast stay on the same place lol
You are a fucking genius
nah a toaster that tazes Toast when it's done
Ar3 you Einstein?
"Ugh, what a long day at work, Im glad im finally home so I can sit down and enj"- PSSSSHHHH
For the ejector chair you should have put the pressure plate on the back rest so it goes off when their weight is back and they actually fall
Build a fan that detects where a person is and never blows wind their way
Build a fan that blow wind continually on people !
That actually evil
A fan that tracks pieces of paper on desks and only blows wind at those
Interesting
Ahhhh yes that’s me
I love how they keep him in the garage, like they're avoiding him at all costs
Where else do you store a Michael?... I keep mine in the garage too. Just feed and water it.
Hes only tazed people on multiple occassions mainly for his own entertainment lol!
@@matoro85 its like they put his stuff down push it with a stick and slowly back away going "calm down." While he pulls out a tazer
@@matoro85 And we actually Loved it (°∀°)b
@@matoro85 facts
I love the fact that he legit has a mental breakdown over having to pretend a taser table is a good idea.
“I will ban you faster than my parents dropped me as a child do you f understand”
What if we mix the tazer desk and the ejector chair and then have the person fall on to the table and get electrocuted every 2 mins
I can imagine how terrifired the other members of OfflineTV are when they hear mass electrocution, swearing and metal bumps in Michael’s room and then he comes out and says “Hey I got something to show you, come in”
now THAT is a good comment
Codyga madedowin heavenda haha funny
and then locks the door behind them
he oes his creations in the garage
Mercury omg.....
this man is, at this point, getting paid to insult the people who love him, and we love it
Completely
Yall nasty masochists
I agree
@@bloodywankerwhoateahotdog3628 ahh yes senpai, i live for this.
@@bloodywankerwhoateahotdog3628 its my dream to get tazed by michael
Man i love the world building in his videos like having others take part in his psychotic ideas
0:51 His sheer frustration makes this one of the funniest Michael Reeves clips for me.
Someone already said this but a drone connected to a VR headset that constantly follows you so you can live in third person
Holy shit I can finally live life as a sims character
Us this world be awsome
Check out corridor crew to see that already has happened
say no more
we heard you like dissociating so we made this. now you can dissociate while you dissociate.
A Robot that detects Robot Ideas and shames them with a reply
Oh hell yes
Yass
That's a weird way to spell Michael Reeves
We dont need 3 robots in the otv house
It’s perfect
Make a robot that ends its life over any minor inconvenience.
I love that he was so excited and happy that he put his arms up in happiness
Build a bathroom that celebrates every time you flush the toilet and take a roller coaster style souvenir photo to be collected at the exit
Lorenzo Borri nice I guess
mc stout A new fun and exciting way to poop....maybe
Better Call Saul did it already to some extent ua-cam.com/video/83KLxQ1jjdg/v-deo.html
Put up a totally not suspicious green screen on the door so when they exit, a souvenir photo will be taken immediately after hearing a familiar taser sound
I went at a beer place a few years ago, where when you flushed you could hear "haaallelujaah"
Make a thing where it’s an eye tracker and five different screens and they all play a movie except for the one that you are looking at
This is fantastic
Wow, an actually good idea. I don’t think it would make a good video though.
@@callmeqt1269 Maybe so, but I still think it would be hilarious to get peoples reactions to this type of concept.
Bro watch the intro
Ok that's actually good ngl
I love how you can see Michael’s monitor having a stroke when the taser desk goes off
It really sells the experience
Cool, now make a robot that spits at you every time you make a bad decision.
f for darren r
Dann didnt expect you here
AYO bro I love all your speedruns
R
Hi Dan :))
d
Write a script that automatically detects “build a robot” comments and automatically replies to them with a verbally abusive comment
This is content good sir
Why is this an actual good one
Would this comment be included?
I want to give that man money.
this is actully great
I love how much he tortures fed from todays perspective
Wow that the innovation in that paper shredder garbage can. He used the side for the chair you can’t sit on and it left a hole for people to see where their robot ideas end up. Worded out perfectly
Me: who’s this guy
Him: * aggressively yelling at me for ideas I didn’t comment*
Me: I like him
exactly I just started walking him and now I have subscribed
Omg so totes! Like yeah
I started today and love him
Same i love people who verbally abuse me
That's literally me right now
Man this guy is gonna hit puberty soo hard when he gets old.
He's only 9 yet lol
Pitaya4 he’s only 9 yet?
@@guccilix7101 yes
Wait how old is he?😂
@@teabean1348 an age
I still can’t tell if his anger is a joke or if he is genuinely angry
Michael: Sit in my Chair 💀
Lily: Got her life on the line just by looking on a chair ☠️
i really can't tell if Michael Reeves was the smart kid, the quiet kid, or the class clown in school
He is all three.
He is the 4th
Drug addict
Yes!
He was the kid Who builted robots to kill his fucking classmates
@@David_Frisk Ah, yes Builted.
Can we just talk about how genius that button discovery was.
I know right!
This guy's too smart to be a sociopath
That's literally the most common way to make a pressure plate.
That is legit something you would read in a history book or something
@@nealbagai5388 bro imagine fiddling with a small pack of mints and realising that you can make a button out of it
I love how just Michael kidnaps his friends use as lab rats
I'm tired of washing my car. Sure wish there was a way to get my car washed automatically every time i pull into my driveway. Wish we had a robot for that...
Build something that looks absolutely terrifying but does nothing and just makes your friends paranoid
I love it dude
I second this
YES
Michael out here making IED pressure plates.
That's just Michael
I feel like at this point Michael is just documenting his descent into madness
Joker (2019)
How can he descend if he’s already hit rock bottom
mp030 *dig further*
@@Marco_the_Ginger Hand him a rock drill and watch.
Haha
Glasses that taste you when you look at something inappropriate
love how the idea shredder is just the trash can he used for the chair
Make two laser pointers that automatically aim at people's eyes and attach them to your glasses so that no one can make eye contact with you
Actually good tho
I think he already did something like that
Okay that’s actually pretty good
I can't make eye contact with anyone anyways
Ah yes the perfect idea
_blinding people for making eye contact_
Edit: this idea was actually made by Michael April 7 2017 titled “the robot that shines a laser in your eye” it’s actually his oldest video
He's the type of guy to tell Ferb what they're gonna do today
that's a fact
Oh you watch this too?
aahh yes stalker san
konichiwa
Shit
Michael Reeves is the Filipino Phineas
Fed deserved the taser desk.
Literally have never laughed as hard in a long time when wrapping my mind about the concept of TAZERDESK
Try a chair with a gyroscope. So even if tilted when sitting, you wont fall.
Don't Speak holy shit I want to see that
Yess
Something actually productive😂
Or, a chair with a gyroscope designed so you fall no matter what.
Isn't the end result kind of boring....
I'm starting to believe he doesn't like our robot ideas...
Nah, they get shredded so that they can piece 'em together off-screen to make a better idea
nah
Nonsense ! He is trying to make a gestalt of all our ideas
That’s pretty far fetched
naw
A robot that enslaves all of humanity
This guy would’ve been perfect on Jackass.
Make a robot that does literally nothing just to freak them out.
And put it in Lily's room
build a clearasil robot
This is actually kind of fucked up but I'm living for it.
Am I the only one who wouldn’t be scared I want to test these.
I want a microwave that screams at the user when it's finished cooking 😂
The dude who suggested an actual alarm clock is my hero
This better get a lot of likes
Simbaloney no
Build a robot that gets therapy for the people who live with you
No that isn’t funny
A bed that traps you when u lay in it for tortur I mean fun
Michael’s pure unbridled hatred towards us is the greatest thing ever.
Also his pimples
@@Altevari we don't talk about those
Yesn't
And he still somehow gets sponsored...It's a win-win scenario
@@TnvTablet Why they're all over his face.
Make a robot that locates, hunts, and brutalizes everyone who leaves a bad robot idea
This is the best idea for suicide.
@@captcalvin2293 it's so complicated I wonder if god would see it as suicide for the purpose of sinning or not
I had the damn exact idea, but you beat me to the video.
Genocide
@@minoxiothethird Well he would see it as a sin for murder so.
Great, now you can put your ejec5or chair at your tazer deck, and play with you water-suicide robot
a robot that swears at anyone who rings the doorbell or bothers you
"THAT IS A FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCKIN ALARM CLOCK!" * shakes in angry nerd
I was losing it xd
lol
angy
No brah he shakes in angry giga crackhead chad
Smart alarm though it wakes you by gently tapping you rather than making a loud beeeping sound
This man is so passive aggressive he puts jacksfilms to shame
Yup.
Yup
Yup
yup
yup
Hey Michael, I just wanna let you know its been 3 years and this is still a banger video
A chair that teases you
I like how he pats the chair and it started making NOT CHAIR NOISES
Half the time I can’t tell if he likes his fans or not.
Also Michael if you see this I have a robot idea, make a robot that says don’t make that every time you read a bad robot idea. I’m suggesting this because I feel sorry for you.
Sit in my chair
we all know he hates the people that make the sh- robot ideas ;-;
ts tststs "sit in my chair" ts
Michael should make something that looks really scary, with several wires and such, but does absolutely nothing, just to drive people's anxiety.
It should like start ticking when you start interacting with it to add to the anxiety
@@dooblemontgomery3744 or violently vibrating, making loud noises
Schitt Playte lmaoooo
Anxiobot
It should have tasers somewhere safe just so it can randomly activate them for the noise
Build a thing that releases high pressure air from all sides in a explosion like fashion and put it in a pipe
As soon as he said I built a robot to see more of your ideas i knew it was a shredder.
Make a set of shoes that when it hears the word short, it extends itself up.
*Ludwig would like to buy your idea*
"your not actually that short"
*extends* i know
I love how all his friends are traumatized by his inventions
M: " hey lil-
L:no
is that a good thing
He looks like deadpool
Natasha Ivanova you mean test subjects??
I think of them as "test subjects"
Make a machine that wander around at night and occasionally makes scary noises, preferably when it notices it’s in the dark
0:52 , HE'S NOT EVEN LOGGED ON HIS LAPTOP
He looks like Harry Potter if he failed hogwarts
r/RareInsults.
I know right
Wow that's great burn!
@@MouseGoat you don't have reddit, do you?
more like he got kicked out for bringing human technology in hogwarts
Rig Fed’s door to moan whenever he twist his door knob
YES
Yes
He literally said that was a bad idea in the video
@@otoolefamilyworc EXACTLY
🤫🤣😎
Robot Idea: Make a robot that makes good robot ideas
build a robot that helps you find the will to keep going
ROBOT MAN RUNS OUT OF IDEAS SO HE CYBERBULLIES CHILDREN
why does this sound like something Technoblade would say
It's good
Bold of you to assume he wasn't already doing that before he ran out of ideas...
All Hail Merciless Sun God destroyer of Phebb
I love how everyone is low key scared of micheal
As they should
Future serial killer or next Joker. He's gonna be building SAW contraptions and death mazes, I swear. LOL. It's gonna turn out that every missing girl in his city are all in his underground bunker full of doomsday traps, hahaha. By the way I feel so bad for him to have that much acne. That's like a medical condition amount of acne. I hope he can get treatment and avoid scarring... Then again, the scars will just improve his serial killer face. >:D
I read a comment sayng he's two societies away to become the joker.
Tf u mean low key scared of him. We literally drove him this far lol
He's literally the crazy scientist of OfflineTV
You should make a robot that shits out chocolate pudding on command
Make a microwave that sets off an air raid siren instead of beeping when it's done.
This channel is like a villain's origin story
Can't tell if this is an insult or not
What the fuck is oatmeal.
@@cardi4q872 i got no fucking idea but i hate it
I put a fan in my pillowcase so it can be on the cool side until I unplug it.
How about the "low self-worth mirror"? A mirror with a camera that, when it detects a face close by, dishes out unusual but painful insults.
i endorse this fully.
@@poopfartlmao2986 I also endorse this fully
Too close to Racist Elmo for him to do it
Yeeeeeees
not gonna lie pretty juicy :l
Mike reeves is the type of dude to bring a fission powered rail mini gun to a knife fight.
Put that metal piston on a pogo stick and then code it so it goes up and down as fast it can
"Is it an electric chair?"
Congrats, Michael. At this point everyone thinks you put a tazer in everything
The chair is decoy for when you fall back into the bed that is electrified.
@@stillblazinkush thats when the top of the electrified table goes in.... put it behimd the chair and when someone sits the chair will make you fall on it
Make a tv that gets louder every time someone talks during a movie.
that would actually be fucking useful holy shit
He said don’t put bad robot ideas but that’s a good one XD
Use this thing called a remote
@@Gabriel-ti2rl
How can a robot make the difference between the sound of the voice of someone talking and the actual movie...?
@@cultofpersonalit1888 It would have to remove the movie audio from the microphone audio.
Build a gun. Just a straight up firearm.
I cant believe how my cousin not only looks like michael he talks like him 😂😂
I told him if he watches michael reeves and he said yes and he doesnt like him the way michael reeves says it 😂😂