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  • @anthonybarone6571
    @anthonybarone6571 4 роки тому +17433

    “Lily’s use of fraud and deception was impressive, but I still turned her taser up to max power for wronging me.”

    • @arhalts
      @arhalts 4 роки тому +1159

      And that's when Michael fell in love

    • @jebetans
      @jebetans 4 роки тому +461

      Truly a love story 💕

    • @FirstNameMan299
      @FirstNameMan299 4 роки тому +50

      Third reply BABEE!

    • @trekkie9942
      @trekkie9942 4 роки тому +154

      And that's how I met your mother.

    • @revilno
      @revilno 4 роки тому +21

      This is also how so many people got away with things

  • @thomasbryant4782
    @thomasbryant4782 5 років тому +3493

    “It’s boring because it’s not harming actual human beings”

    • @Georgeparkerfilm
      @Georgeparkerfilm 5 років тому +5

      Potato3399 Hey!!! I built a taser nerf gun on my channel and it’s out of this world!!! Check it out on my channel! And don’t forget to hit that subscribe button

    • @mcv1159
      @mcv1159 5 років тому +2

      Noah Jaye agreed

    • @naorable
      @naorable 5 років тому +2

      Wow you can really tell hes worked in the government lol

    • @Lolz-b9p
      @Lolz-b9p 4 роки тому

      U9qc9ihJ8ItpAm2zG

    • @STAGNANT-_-
      @STAGNANT-_- 4 роки тому

      Potato3399
      True

  • @bariqqazi6124
    @bariqqazi6124 4 роки тому +10874

    "Deception. The device is fine, but as a joke I placed a small explosive charge." His deranged humour is top notch bruh.

  • @CreeperDudeBro
    @CreeperDudeBro 2 роки тому +1176

    "The device is fine, but as a joke I placed a small explosive charge-"
    About the closest Michael ever went to being close to ElectroBoom's comedy lol

  • @TheBathToaster
    @TheBathToaster 5 років тому +4172

    "Its not a suicide vest". five minutes earlier: "I planted a small explosive inside the vest"

    • @ns1755
      @ns1755 5 років тому +15

      Veton it was before he said it’s not a suicide vest but ok

    • @TheBathToaster
      @TheBathToaster 5 років тому +66

      @@ns1755 re-read the part where it said "five minutes earlier"

    • @Kyndral22
      @Kyndral22 5 років тому +6

      its all deception

    • @squidboyo9183
      @squidboyo9183 5 років тому +3

      Deception is the key to shocking people

    • @gorjvn
      @gorjvn 5 років тому

      Ahahhaha

  • @ryantrumpler3704
    @ryantrumpler3704 5 років тому +27504

    I’m comforted by the knowledge that Micheal is out here proving that “Mad Scientist” is still a viable career in the modern age

    • @TheGobin
      @TheGobin 5 років тому +142

      Ryan Trumpler *YES*

    • @magicbeyrubiksguy211
      @magicbeyrubiksguy211 5 років тому +33

      666 likes, ima like to ruin :)

    • @coocooman
      @coocooman 5 років тому +442

      Actually a Mad Engineer. As a physics major, I can't let an error like that fly.

    • @apollothecoderule.8639
      @apollothecoderule.8639 5 років тому +14

      AAAAAA J SWALLOWED GUM AAAAAA

    • @mr.goldfish1530
      @mr.goldfish1530 5 років тому +23

      @@coocooman I see what you did there.

  • @connerwithalisp8439
    @connerwithalisp8439 5 років тому +4393

    “You just want to watch people get tasered”
    You know us too well

    • @TheDailyEgg
      @TheDailyEgg 5 років тому +8

      Yes. Yes we do

    • @bsgames2474
      @bsgames2474 5 років тому +3

      Very true

    • @Fedposter
      @Fedposter 5 років тому +2

      Everynight i see a strange person outside

    • @sunsetsleeper
      @sunsetsleeper 5 років тому +4

      This is Harry Potter but instead of being good little wizard hes a evil genius muggle...

    • @inversity_OP
      @inversity_OP 5 років тому

      Yes indeed

  • @tatersfornarnia
    @tatersfornarnia Рік тому +406

    Imagine you're Michaels roommate and you hear him scream "AH FU##" and then he asks you to try his invention.

  • @matthewvreeke9872
    @matthewvreeke9872 4 роки тому +9677

    Cops: taze Michael
    Michael: Jokes on you I’m into that sh*t

    • @italiancountryball865
      @italiancountryball865 4 роки тому +441

      Michael:Yes taze me harder

    • @frvnks613
      @frvnks613 4 роки тому +393

      Micheal: that’s a cheap tazer

    • @Emilia-tg4lt
      @Emilia-tg4lt 4 роки тому +73

      Italian Countryball oh god NO

    • @xykw13
      @xykw13 4 роки тому +188

      Michael: Nonono you're doing it all wrong, this is how you taze someone.
      *Proceeds to knock out and steal the cops ride*

    • @ren4912
      @ren4912 4 роки тому +17

      LCW PLAYS BAHAHAHHAHAHA

  • @kirisa8164
    @kirisa8164 5 років тому +2646

    I love how he looks just like a small bean but everyone just fears him. And him running after someone saying "hey bud" in a neutral voice doesn't make it better

    • @skepticfucker280
      @skepticfucker280 5 років тому +24

      I don't like this, I don't like this, I don't like this.......

    • @789syrus789
      @789syrus789 5 років тому +17

      Neutral is an understatement.

    • @Twelth
      @Twelth 5 років тому +13

      Micheal is a chaotic evil

    • @Zackie
      @Zackie 5 років тому +1

      Army is everywhere

  • @danielhenninger499
    @danielhenninger499 5 років тому +2178

    I choked when he told fed “You look like you’re ready to storm a US embassy.”

    • @IAmNotYourProblem
      @IAmNotYourProblem 5 років тому +4

      Daniel Henninger LoL I did too 😂

    • @epik_killer6013
      @epik_killer6013 5 років тому +6

      See this is funny because he has done it before.

    • @wheresaim1420
      @wheresaim1420 5 років тому +1

      Probably reason for demonetization

  • @docholiday4129
    @docholiday4129 2 роки тому +416

    Micheal Reeves is a modern interpretation of chaotic evil

    • @NostraFnDamus
      @NostraFnDamus 2 роки тому +8

      Chaotic Neutral, I'd say.

    • @DJphotoandtech
      @DJphotoandtech Рік тому +7

      Weaponised ADHD

    • @PhrozenFox
      @PhrozenFox 7 місяців тому +3

      @@NostraFnDamus yeah I don't see him kicking dogs or anything. Definitely chaotic neutral.

  • @seeyoulater4259
    @seeyoulater4259 5 років тому +2845

    Michael:I wanna taze people
    His friends: that sounds reasonable

    • @megagecko4657
      @megagecko4657 5 років тому +22

      "This is fine"

    • @trintnlickmaster4719
      @trintnlickmaster4719 5 років тому +6

      This is really fine

    • @rayan2620
      @rayan2620 5 років тому +1

      comp lexity I hate that you call him his friends their group is called offlinetv

    • @seeyoulater4259
      @seeyoulater4259 5 років тому

      @@rayan2620 same thing

    • @rayan2620
      @rayan2620 5 років тому

      comp lexity ok well not for me lol

  • @mcv1159
    @mcv1159 5 років тому +11950

    “could you have designed it to not look like a suicude bomber vest”
    No.

    • @coolthingzbruhh5252
      @coolthingzbruhh5252 5 років тому +76

      Russian_beans insta it adds style

    • @oranellis
      @oranellis 5 років тому +35

      Michael Reeves is chaotic evil and he knows it

    • @PayPauy
      @PayPauy 5 років тому +12

      It was a suicude bomb vest because Michael was making lily shoot herself

    • @ltbot09
      @ltbot09 5 років тому

      yes he could of but effort and not as fun

    • @barrywatson2089
      @barrywatson2089 5 років тому +2

      The scary part is the best!

  • @Akixkisu
    @Akixkisu 5 років тому +3041

    "If anyone wants to rent the tazer vests for their kids birthday party dm me.
    "
    *hehe he he hehe*

    • @Fluffyman87
      @Fluffyman87 5 років тому +18

      Can we get stronger tazers then?

    • @redneat8181
      @redneat8181 5 років тому +3

      can we get 10,000 volts

    • @HSKY69
      @HSKY69 5 років тому +1

      ok whats ur ig

    • @chrisray4748
      @chrisray4748 5 років тому +5

      Me if I were at a party with kids wearing Tazer Vests:
      ua-cam.com/video/THTUzvJoUAI/v-deo.html

    • @Googleeeeeee
      @Googleeeeeee 5 років тому +7

      Who else thinks this dude is gonna kill himself with his inventions

  • @kadenruckman3824
    @kadenruckman3824 6 місяців тому +37

    Lily and Michael's little tazer fight was like the shrek 4 scene where shrek and fiona were falling in love while hitting eachother with objects.

  • @drizeanbustee
    @drizeanbustee 5 років тому +762

    Detective: What’s the cause of death?
    Surgeon: Cardiac arrest

  • @mrfahrenheit8417
    @mrfahrenheit8417 5 років тому +3166

    "When you get hit, you get tazed, is that it?"
    "Hm?" Ah yes not suspicious at all Reeves Boy

    • @jumpgecko
      @jumpgecko 5 років тому +1

      Mr Fahrenheit hehe Reeves Boy

    • @daanstrik4293
      @daanstrik4293 5 років тому +1

      Mr Fahrenheit deception

    • @sci_pain3409
      @sci_pain3409 5 років тому +12

      P O W E R O F L I E S A N D D E C E P T I O N

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 4 роки тому +1

      Lily knows him all too well...
      Not like he done with before with the Photo Shock

  • @whugnong
    @whugnong 4 роки тому +2707

    “Deception once again, the device is fine but as a joke i placed a small explosive charge”

    • @lxsrvsqz
      @lxsrvsqz 4 роки тому +18

      He scared Lily with it😂

    • @ZedDevStuff
      @ZedDevStuff 4 роки тому +58

      That was a suicide vest for 1 minute

    • @krye836
      @krye836 4 роки тому +7

      i fuckin love this line

    • @AvED-iw5mv
      @AvED-iw5mv 4 роки тому

      With this line he just sounded like a 60‘s Bond villain

    • @theonewhocheekibreeki8963
      @theonewhocheekibreeki8963 4 роки тому

      i need one of those mini explosive charges to prank my parrents

  • @Wildchild5002
    @Wildchild5002 2 роки тому +845

    Michael and Lily definitely have a safe word

  • @hayden4361
    @hayden4361 3 роки тому +6957

    Micheal entered the offline tv living room like he's a goblin that lives in their basement... Wait that's exactly what he is

  • @Ezekiel_Allium
    @Ezekiel_Allium 5 років тому +4295

    I love how Michael Reeves went from stupid robots to stupid electricity.

    • @snottyboy9983
      @snottyboy9983 5 років тому +54

      And a laser cutter. Sound familiar?

    • @Ezekiel_Allium
      @Ezekiel_Allium 5 років тому +31

      @@snottyboy9983 oh my god, history is an endless series of increasingly vulgar loops

    • @kyle8971
      @kyle8971 5 років тому +11

      ElectroBOOM would be proud.

    • @Jables767
      @Jables767 5 років тому +2

      Damn, big boy comment

    • @Ezekiel_Allium
      @Ezekiel_Allium 5 років тому +2

      @@Jables767 beefy bulk

  • @excrubulent
    @excrubulent 3 роки тому +9490

    "I promise it's not a suicide vest" is a normal sentence that only gets said by trustworthy people.

    • @notlebronjamesco7850
      @notlebronjamesco7850 3 роки тому +94

      If you ever want to inspire trust just tell them it's not poison

    • @robj4078
      @robj4078 3 роки тому +7

      @bud Yid
      Sometimes I wonder.

    • @Rudinn_Ranger
      @Rudinn_Ranger 3 роки тому +7

      As soon as I found this Michael said it

    • @childeryeeter4202
      @childeryeeter4202 3 роки тому

      @yefdafad it’s a joke you glue eater

    • @childeryeeter4202
      @childeryeeter4202 3 роки тому +1

      @yefdafad oh okay I’m very sorry I got that wrong :(

  • @valyxillos2308
    @valyxillos2308 2 роки тому +67

    True scientists compliment those that outsmart them, then instantly give them their retribution 2:55

  • @FlynnAlek
    @FlynnAlek 5 років тому +16927

    This is seriously legitimately realistically his best idea with the highest potential for profit. I would absolutely buy taser tag.

  • @gonkdroid9254
    @gonkdroid9254 4 роки тому +3981

    Cops: taze michael
    Michael: those tazers are boring, today we will be making a tazer that blows up on impact then freezes the body simultaneously, just for fun

    • @walle8819
      @walle8819 4 роки тому +13

      Ree

    • @RansfieldProdution
      @RansfieldProdution 4 роки тому +56

      When the tazer vest blew up and he said it was a joke I wasn't sure if the was telling the truth or covering up for his mistake

    • @xylerkajiyama7544
      @xylerkajiyama7544 4 роки тому +3

      Don’t forget the snakes

    • @crilledgheese4584
      @crilledgheese4584 4 роки тому +16

      The police: "someone call my family, I wanna say goodbye before harry cracker tazes me

    • @winglessraccoon
      @winglessraccoon 4 роки тому +2

      I like this idea

  • @HowdyHowdy_
    @HowdyHowdy_ 5 років тому +3697

    I'm so happy that there is a mad scientist in 2019

    • @MaestroOblidemon
      @MaestroOblidemon 5 років тому +28

      I need Michael and StyroPyro to do a collab

    • @jager2754
      @jager2754 5 років тому +15

      Is so coooool
      Sonuvabitch

    • @Zer0Spinn
      @Zer0Spinn 5 років тому +15

      @@MaestroOblidemon that would probably be their last video.

    • @MaestroOblidemon
      @MaestroOblidemon 5 років тому +11

      @@Zer0Spinn "Taser Tag but it's deadly lasers"

    • @secnep
      @secnep 5 років тому +5

      He needs to be more crazy kind of mad and also experimental like he should stop tazing people and do more weird unexplored stuff OOH HE SHOULD MAKE A TAZER OUT OF A DISPOSABLE CAMERA

  • @LenaSpark412
    @LenaSpark412 6 місяців тому +29

    “You know we should pick people by tazing them”
    - Toast
    This is why Michael chose him to be the other captain

  • @TheJasonmanguy
    @TheJasonmanguy 3 роки тому +4163

    “Could you not have designed it to look like a suicide bomber vest?” And that’s when Michael knew he was in love with this woman.

    • @kyrisgaming
      @kyrisgaming 3 роки тому +600

      actually I think it was when she turned the gun on him and tazed him instead. Michael knew he had finally met someone who could challenge his sadism and fell in love.

    • @youknowwhoitis.itsmyname4746
      @youknowwhoitis.itsmyname4746 3 роки тому +121

      @@kyrisgaming sadomasochism

    • @pixelplop.
      @pixelplop. 2 роки тому +1

      Cringe

    • @darkkupo5162
      @darkkupo5162 2 роки тому +48

      @@pixelplop. look at your profile picture buddy

    • @HarukaLPs
      @HarukaLPs 2 роки тому +1

      @@deathpallie L

  • @krevso
    @krevso 4 роки тому +3645

    "lilys use of lies and deceipt was impressive"
    that moment mates, that's when he started crushing on her

    • @Ezekiel_Allium
      @Ezekiel_Allium 4 роки тому +32

      Perish

    • @cultist1368
      @cultist1368 4 роки тому +7

      yeh

    • @AwkwardDogeE
      @AwkwardDogeE 4 роки тому +66

      @bahahahah gahahh lily and mykull are dating my friend

    • @rushbiskit
      @rushbiskit 4 роки тому +10

      @@AwkwardDogeE sucks for that MySpace guy

    • @krevso
      @krevso 4 роки тому +1

      holy shit

  • @grubbygooch
    @grubbygooch 5 років тому +459

    as his budget grows, the more he forgets about the main man himself ding ding

    • @mezrahmasada5494
      @mezrahmasada5494 5 років тому +4

      I personally bought a bunch and gave them to my friends, they're amazing

    • @willosborne2569
      @willosborne2569 5 років тому

      Mezrah Masada Why buy what you can get for a rusty knife and a box of roofies

    • @DefensiveLettuce
      @DefensiveLettuce 5 років тому

      Hard to respecc a man who turns his back on his ding ding.

  • @just_a_guy_who_likes_dogs
    @just_a_guy_who_likes_dogs 2 роки тому +6

    "you are a bad person for watching this video"
    says the person who keeps terrorizing his friends

  • @hamburgersandwich4273
    @hamburgersandwich4273 4 роки тому +3114

    Michel be like: Geneva Convention, more like Geneva Suggestion

    • @mikeymod3665
      @mikeymod3665 4 роки тому +19

      Underrated comment lmao

    • @lith7ium993
      @lith7ium993 4 роки тому +49

      I think he sees it more like a checklist of rules to break.

    • @Case2_0
      @Case2_0 4 роки тому +4

      Lith7ium! True

    • @krompy8221
      @krompy8221 4 роки тому

      xDDDDDDDDD

    • @Proger-sj8cj
      @Proger-sj8cj 4 роки тому +6

      *Michael : Warcrimes don't exist you sheep*

  • @zach4294
    @zach4294 5 років тому +2724

    How to get thru life
    “Lies and deceit”

    • @JustCallMeQuincy
      @JustCallMeQuincy 5 років тому +2

      that's right

    • @DryMaster118
      @DryMaster118 5 років тому

      only liking to get your likes to 666

    • @river2209
      @river2209 5 років тому +3

      Life in a nutshell

    • @Autom_te
      @Autom_te 5 років тому +8

      Sounds like what every politician tells themselves every night before going to sleep

    • @ilovesteez
      @ilovesteez 4 роки тому

      *deception

  • @darrionsingh8950
    @darrionsingh8950 4 роки тому +10589

    Now that Michael and Lily are dating we know tazing someone before everyone else is a sign of true love

  • @cutierr4799
    @cutierr4799 7 місяців тому +9

    This dude might be the Rick Sanchez of this universe.

  • @jadenvaliente6448
    @jadenvaliente6448 4 роки тому +1893

    “When you normally get shot in laser tag the only thing that happens is the chest piece vibrates which is very disappointing because it’s not inflicting pain on other human beings”

  • @Olivia-rl6lt
    @Olivia-rl6lt 5 років тому +1289

    The sheer terror when he entered the room and said “Remember me?”
    Edit: Dang, that’s a lot of likes. Thank youuuu

    • @AAAAAA-qs1bv
      @AAAAAA-qs1bv 5 років тому +5

      "You broke my right arm the last time, but I've trained hard and my left arm's just as good."

    • @chrishannah5549
      @chrishannah5549 5 років тому

      Lol

  • @BrotherHank
    @BrotherHank 5 років тому +1216

    Every Taser comes with a disclaimer of "Dont apply taser near the heart" Michael builds a chest rig. I like it.

    • @edgarinfernal4259
      @edgarinfernal4259 4 роки тому +95

      Hank Moody Gaming no the vest is only the power supply, u get tased on the pad they wear on their arm

  • @Archer12575
    @Archer12575 3 роки тому +52

    Ik this won't happen but I'd like to see a part two to tazer tag, except it's rigged and when Michael pulls the trigger it automatically zaps someone wether he is looking at them or not. It would be amazing to see the confusion from them

  • @ineedtherapylmao4418
    @ineedtherapylmao4418 3 роки тому +5767

    i love how its just a bunch of twich streamers and then a psychopath
    Edit: I changed the sociopath to psychopath since people kept commenting about it

    • @breadman2983
      @breadman2983 3 роки тому +165

      He really livens them up, twitch streamers arent really very entertaining.

    • @MrMisfortune
      @MrMisfortune 3 роки тому +140

      Michael is more of a psychopath. He cares about nobody's well being, including himself, he does everything for sadistic science!

    • @eat00002
      @eat00002 3 роки тому +16

      therapy

    • @goose5200
      @goose5200 3 роки тому +53

      @@eat00002 *shock* therapy

    • @gc-zg9pf
      @gc-zg9pf 3 роки тому +9

      I think you mean a whole bunch of sociopaths that are also twitch streamers

  • @jakk222
    @jakk222 4 роки тому +1924

    Cops: *tazes Michael*
    Michael: “Foolish Mortal”

    • @someoneonearthh
      @someoneonearthh 4 роки тому +79

      Also Michael: OwO tase me more daddy
      i am so fucking sorry this hurts me

    • @Da_Canadian_man
      @Da_Canadian_man 4 роки тому +40

      Michael would defeat the cops with his youtube buddy cannon

    • @thatdudethecommenter1012
      @thatdudethecommenter1012 4 роки тому +7

      @@someoneonearthh delete this now before I make [inset a historical event where a lot of people have died] look like a Thanksgiving dinner! (Kill me please)

    • @someoneonearthh
      @someoneonearthh 4 роки тому +3

      that dude the commenter make the holocaust?

    • @Madz00000
      @Madz00000 4 роки тому +4

      He built a immunity to tasers lmao

  • @PerpetualCamel
    @PerpetualCamel 4 роки тому +2186

    Michael: "I'm gonna trick them"
    Also Michael, immediately: "It's TASER tag."

  • @FurrySh0ck
    @FurrySh0ck 2 роки тому +12

    0:43
    This is why I love this man

  • @garlicglory9206
    @garlicglory9206 5 років тому +13965

    Michael is -slowly- quickly learning to manipulate others for his sadistic practices.

    • @sisisit10
      @sisisit10 5 років тому +287

      or maybe its a ruse for his secret masochism, considering he was the one that got firing squaded

    • @heskan
      @heskan 5 років тому +110

      "Slowly"?

    • @summerleeye588
      @summerleeye588 5 років тому +27

      whats wrong with that?

    • @eliseosroom4392
      @eliseosroom4392 5 років тому +18

      So a sociopath?

    • @karlmarx1847
      @karlmarx1847 5 років тому +20

      I mean good content...

  • @spiny7560
    @spiny7560 5 років тому +1135

    “Hey guys I got a quirky new invention!”
    This is like jimmy neutron if he was possessed by a demon

  • @nathancanadian4989
    @nathancanadian4989 3 роки тому +3886

    At this point michael is just building up his taser resistance for when the police come for him

    • @princessstacii1
      @princessstacii1 3 роки тому +16

      D E D

    • @Coobster432
      @Coobster432 3 роки тому +185

      By the time the police gets him, he will actually gain power from being tazed

    • @YUKILOID39
      @YUKILOID39 3 роки тому +29

      i wonder if you actually can build a resistance to being electrocuted, it’s not like electricity is a poison or anything

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 3 роки тому +3

      @@YUKILOID39 You can kill the majority of your skin cells so they can't feel a Taser
      (I know that's not how it works)

    • @zicnov4794
      @zicnov4794 3 роки тому +31

      @@YUKILOID39 you’d have to literally never be able to use your muscles again for that to work

  • @Lazyshadow69420
    @Lazyshadow69420 2 роки тому +7

    That intro bit was hilarious! “I don’t want to make laser tag interesting again I just want to electrocute people” 🤣

  • @benji_8244
    @benji_8244 5 років тому +1722

    “You look like your gonna raid the US embassy”
    That aged well didn’t it

  • @sevenaries
    @sevenaries 4 роки тому +903

    Lily: Let me guess, when you get hit... You get tased... is this what this is?
    Michael: Hmm?

  • @mlgwibby2984
    @mlgwibby2984 5 років тому +638

    The police are gonna have a hard time tazing Michael, he’s immune

    • @tayyang2265
      @tayyang2265 5 років тому +4

      Nah man he would make a thing where if you taze him you get tazed

    • @iamnotoreo
      @iamnotoreo 5 років тому +1

      No he will just taze them first

    • @RHBR01
      @RHBR01 5 років тому +3

      We're watching the slow rise of a supervillain: He's showing us how he'll avoid the tazers, and next he'll have something that can withstand bullets, bombs, and nuclear fallout.

  • @halocb4546
    @halocb4546 3 роки тому +3

    “If you complain I will take longer just to spite you” I’ve never felt more respect for a person before

  • @armansinghbhati8446
    @armansinghbhati8446 4 роки тому +4642

    "I will turn poki's pain level to 9"
    *Antisimp*

    • @blainelikesclothes
      @blainelikesclothes 4 роки тому +112

      he is a good person for that

    • @TheSilverOne878
      @TheSilverOne878 4 роки тому +199

      Unless she, like him, is somewhat into pain, in which case
      *ULTRA SIMP*

    • @turtleboyv718
      @turtleboyv718 4 роки тому +35

      Fuck yeah antisimp that's why Michael Reeves is the best click member

    • @generalflopper9697
      @generalflopper9697 4 роки тому +12

      This our king anti simp

    • @turtleboyv718
      @turtleboyv718 4 роки тому +2

      @Francesco D'Alonzo na man there's simp then man then incel bucko if there ain't no simp queen there ain't no simps turning into incels bucko

  • @the11thhour44
    @the11thhour44 4 роки тому +2866

    "You're a crackhead, Harry."
    - Filipino Hagrid.

    • @cgndnm
      @cgndnm 4 роки тому +4

      yes

    • @yoitsdom9678
      @yoitsdom9678 4 роки тому +6

      omfg 😂😂

    • @aesukiqt625
      @aesukiqt625 4 роки тому +4

      I instantly though of that one photo of harry ( WS2 ) looking down at the camera with his bucket hat.

    • @simplyandrei1877
      @simplyandrei1877 4 роки тому +1

      @@aesukiqt625, what? The drug squad?

    • @aesukiqt625
      @aesukiqt625 4 роки тому +1

      @@simplyandrei1877 yessir

  • @nathanielpraxidio3706
    @nathanielpraxidio3706 4 роки тому +4682

    2:15
    Michael: This is my friend lilypichu
    well not anymore bud

  • @onesuperpsycho3615
    @onesuperpsycho3615 2 роки тому +17

    1:30 I have never watched this man before and I got so damn scared he actually hurt himself

  • @LilyPichu
    @LilyPichu 5 років тому +22907

    😦

  • @speechincomprehensible
    @speechincomprehensible 4 роки тому +1797

    Alternate title:
    Michael gaslights, deceives, and terrorizes his "friends" for 7 minutes straight

  • @dbadm88
    @dbadm88 3 роки тому +1130

    “The device is fine but as a joke I placed a small explosive charge”
    *Lets just hope it stays a joke*

  • @flameco
    @flameco 2 роки тому +3

    “Bro I tazed you why aren’t you hurt?”
    “I’ve built a resistance”
    “How?”
    “I live with Michael revees”
    “Oh damm”

  • @andrepoli9775
    @andrepoli9775 5 років тому +455

    "Laser cutter..." a william osman has been summoned

  • @looge2226
    @looge2226 5 років тому +273

    Michael: Tasers.
    Me: I’m in.

  • @kittiusmaximus6447
    @kittiusmaximus6447 5 років тому +1403

    "It's not a suicide bomber's vest!"
    Little did they know, it was a suicide bomber's vest

    • @AustrianSpider
      @AustrianSpider 5 років тому +1

      Kittius Maximus nah it just hits them

    • @letmeacepls
      @letmeacepls 5 років тому +13

      lies and deception

    • @collinblewett676
      @collinblewett676 5 років тому +2

      I read this Morgan Freeman's voice

    • @ImKuraio
      @ImKuraio 5 років тому

      @@AustrianSpider woooooosh

    • @dylanmatthisen8977
      @dylanmatthisen8977 5 років тому +5

      Hey guys let's play lazer tag but first put these on and head to the airport

  • @The_Historic_Gamer
    @The_Historic_Gamer 2 роки тому +5

    Notice how the taser is right up against your heart.

  • @Cvapora
    @Cvapora 5 років тому +533

    Totally doesn’t look like he’s about to bomb his new friends, I love it

  • @joe-wc4jb
    @joe-wc4jb 5 років тому +503

    “Its very disappointing because it is not enflicting pain on other human beings”

    • @ghdoublewho7962
      @ghdoublewho7962 5 років тому +7

      Michael, the type of guy to praise overly toxic gaming communities.

    • @frostfire533
      @frostfire533 5 років тому +4

      enflecting

    • @vinnregi4882
      @vinnregi4882 5 років тому

      it's true though. As a species, we like watching people get hurt

  • @justanotherschmuck4149
    @justanotherschmuck4149 3 роки тому +8979

    Michael is the only person who can make explaining their jokes make it even funnier.

  • @strikerfaith809
    @strikerfaith809 Місяць тому +1

    He should've added a hit point in the back, that way there is no way for them to protect themeselves from the back

  • @petermarsella6537
    @petermarsella6537 4 роки тому +2169

    Michael: ...who I befriended through lies and deceit
    Lily: *holding the gun to her chest*
    Michael: PULL THE TRIGGER
    Lily: *turns the gun and shoots Michael*

  • @ThePastaBolognese
    @ThePastaBolognese 4 роки тому +1889

    2:15 "this is my friend LilyPichu"
    Once again, lies and deceit, she was actually his girlfriend all along

    • @richard08292008
      @richard08292008 4 роки тому +76

      His crackhead grilfriend*

    • @Helladamnleet
      @Helladamnleet 4 роки тому +17

      Is she really, because that would make a lot of sense?

    • @carsonswitalski9098
      @carsonswitalski9098 4 роки тому +64

      Helladamnleet Yeah, they were good friends before though and that’s kind of how he started hanging out with Offline more and more. They were kind of friends even when she was dating Albert but after she moved into the house they started dating a few months later.

    • @Homicidal_Llama
      @Homicidal_Llama 4 роки тому +10

      @@Helladamnleet they started going out a little bit after Valentine's day.

    • @user-xt3tx2yo7v
      @user-xt3tx2yo7v 4 роки тому +7

      @@Helladamnleet Yeah, they have already a month uwu

  • @Gensis
    @Gensis 5 років тому +1650

    If the police ever tazed michael he'd just harness the electricity and become Thor

    • @adamizham3319
      @adamizham3319 5 років тому +7

      I knew it!

    • @goodwillcashier5139
      @goodwillcashier5139 5 років тому +2

      Lui does stuff he would be immune

    • @setho1727
      @setho1727 5 років тому +5

      But no cause the tazers Micheal uses are low power and dont shoot out the little metal things and no matter what he would be momentarily paralyzed

    • @setho1727
      @setho1727 5 років тому +1

      @@l0gan359 yep

    • @iamjadon8075
      @iamjadon8075 5 років тому

      If the cops tazed him he would send screaming Roomba and screaming microwave with tin foil

  • @BadPainYatta
    @BadPainYatta Місяць тому +1

    4:36 YOU CALLIN US SICK?!?! YOU BUILT THE DAMN THING

  • @callmezeb2314
    @callmezeb2314 4 роки тому +1166

    "Lily's use of fraud and deception was impressive" the real reason they became a couple

    • @jayc2862
      @jayc2862 4 роки тому +5

      Probably

    • @weinerfart21
      @weinerfart21 4 роки тому +6

      Jay C they a couple? Damn I would have seen him with poki

    • @Ok-cx4jw
      @Ok-cx4jw 4 роки тому +8

      m_rton nahhhhh

    • @weinerfart21
      @weinerfart21 4 роки тому +1

      @@Ok-cx4jw idk i think they would look good together

    • @TheGunMan200
      @TheGunMan200 4 роки тому +1

      m_rton we save her for Fed

  • @landon12142
    @landon12142 5 років тому +2077

    Michael is slowly turning into Harry Potter, just more evil.

  • @HeyImEevee
    @HeyImEevee 3 роки тому +2726

    Imagine going by this house and you hear zapping noises and screaming

  • @bcarter8262
    @bcarter8262 4 місяці тому +2

    The Pink Guy music in the building montage made me happy xD

  • @puffysocks8976
    @puffysocks8976 3 роки тому +1531

    William Osman: Cats
    Mark Rober: Making the world a better place
    Micheal Reeves: Tazing people to feed his sick addiction of watching people suffer while he sits there looking big brain

    • @talalon4098
      @talalon4098 3 роки тому +8

      👌🏻

    • @Mar3eline
      @Mar3eline 3 роки тому +8

      The holy trinity…or at least the holy duo

    • @xyfurion
      @xyfurion 3 роки тому +31

      Mark Rober: Chaotic Good
      William Osman: Chaotic Neutral
      Michael Reeves: Chaotic Evil

    • @Clickscap
      @Clickscap 3 роки тому +5

      You could just say sadism
      That's the professional term for what you said atleast
      But Michael is the incarnation of chaos, so sadism is a given

  • @dedude2114
    @dedude2114 5 років тому +275

    i like how Michel is honest about himself, like:"if you complain about this video coming out late i will take longer to upload the next video to spite you", good man.

  • @pencilninja7172
    @pencilninja7172 5 років тому +2631

    “I let a twitter bot decorate my room”
    *2 months later*
    “I moved out of my house”

    • @jankubistjk7921
      @jankubistjk7921 5 років тому +8

      Pencil Ninja why though

    • @prateekkavadia2460
      @prateekkavadia2460 5 років тому +9

      I think he decorated his otv room in that video. He moved in way before the announcement

    • @nimpsonkinkson1924
      @nimpsonkinkson1924 5 років тому +3

      @@prateekkavadia2460 But he had William Osman in that video

    • @LolomaAloo
      @LolomaAloo 5 років тому +7

      Nimpson Kinkson will can drive you know

    • @nimpsonkinkson1924
      @nimpsonkinkson1924 5 років тому +2

      @@LolomaAloo that video was made after they got kicked out of their house

  • @clouds2breeze
    @clouds2breeze 5 місяців тому +3

    lilypichu went from test subject to semi attached test subject

  • @no1bandfan
    @no1bandfan 5 років тому +1298

    UA-cam: We’ve updated our policies.
    Michael Reeves: Taser tag!!! Make sure you say Suicide vest multiple times in the video!

    • @CuXaPuK
      @CuXaPuK 5 років тому +10

      thats just to raise video popularity in suggestions, as the voice is picked up by youtube bots and words are used somewhat as tags, meaning, the "hotter" toppic, the bigger rating

    • @Dmm3
      @Dmm3 5 років тому +18

      I'm so glad that Michael gets sponsored so he doesn't have to worry about his videos getting monetized.

  • @qancsh7375
    @qancsh7375 4 роки тому +2974

    Michael at 4:35 : You're a bad person for watching this video
    The viewers: Hold on, this whole operation was you idea.

  • @exquisitecorpse__
    @exquisitecorpse__ 5 років тому +708

    *Michael confessing his crimes to the Government*
    Officials: How did you do all these horrific things to you fellow man, without being caught!?
    Micheal: _"lies and deceit"_

    • @zeroblue9884
      @zeroblue9884 5 років тому +4

      you sir are a comic genieus, comedy is no more, go home, its finished, you finished it all,

    • @exquisitecorpse__
      @exquisitecorpse__ 5 років тому +2

      @@zeroblue9884 _why, thank you._

    • @conq1273
      @conq1273 5 років тому

      The funny thing is, he used to work for the goverment...i think.

    • @zeroblue9884
      @zeroblue9884 5 років тому

      @@exquisitecorpse__ sir other then respect, i offer to give you my friendship, as i, am also a lifeless ding sing, i feed on LIES AND DESPETION, and i love funny humans,

    • @exquisitecorpse__
      @exquisitecorpse__ 5 років тому +1

      @@zeroblue9884 from what I have learned from our Lord of all, Friendship only really gets you tazed.
      So yeah, I accept your friendship. Because true friends stab you in the front, rather than the back.

  • @midnightcas9995
    @midnightcas9995 9 місяців тому +4

    2:59 The moment Michael fell in love with

  • @nextarcoklat5236
    @nextarcoklat5236 4 роки тому +1776

    "absolutely nothing else"
    became his girlfriend

    • @brgan557
      @brgan557 4 роки тому +137

      "Addicted to crystal meth"

    • @YourFriendlyUmaruFan
      @YourFriendlyUmaruFan 4 роки тому +56

      Its funny how everyone was predicting it from so long ago

    • @wtfcosta6
      @wtfcosta6 4 роки тому +1

      Leave it on 420 likes

    • @AnimeLoaderLP
      @AnimeLoaderLP 4 роки тому +7

      she liked that a bit too much XD

    • @JamesCPotter13
      @JamesCPotter13 4 роки тому +38

      2:59 "Lily's use of fraud and deception was impressive."

  • @snottyboy9983
    @snottyboy9983 5 років тому +1260

    Look at that, Micheal finally moved out of his parents house. William is such a great father.

  • @riapendragon3769
    @riapendragon3769 5 років тому +1104

    "Hey don't hate the player, hate the game."
    -Toast

    • @RichRacc
      @RichRacc 5 років тому +1

      Ria Pendragon that’s awesome...

    • @MrMan-ot5si
      @MrMan-ot5si 5 років тому

      Thanks Nezuko

    • @coollary1
      @coollary1 5 років тому +2

      I spat out my drink when toast said that 4:40

  • @dragoredrox7493
    @dragoredrox7493 Рік тому

    1:41 ooooh my gawd 🤣 this guy lmao
    2:58 It's even funnier cuz he was the one recording at the moment of zap-pact 😂😂

  • @Artisntdeadyet
    @Artisntdeadyet 5 років тому +2088

    Michael: "I own a laser cutter now"
    William: *sobs in background*

    • @angusyip8220
      @angusyip8220 5 років тому +98

      Artisntdeadyet i miss them tbh they fit better together

    • @hiddensinix2767
      @hiddensinix2767 5 років тому +17

      @@angusyip8220 Idubbbz new vid has them both

    • @mrhoneybadger5539
      @mrhoneybadger5539 5 років тому

      Oyy mate.Quality content. Im glad you guys exist. You really are inspiration.

    • @derdurstbursch
      @derdurstbursch 5 років тому +2

      aaaaaand it's a TASER CUTTER

    • @CatDevz
      @CatDevz 5 років тому

      @@angusyip8220 I agree

  • @chriss4855
    @chriss4855 5 років тому +985

    micheal's finally dropped any pretense of not being sadistic

    • @davinpaz1871
      @davinpaz1871 2 роки тому +7

      Yeah I feel like the line was crossed this day. A man walks into your home with a game of taser tag, and makes a fun game out of it with no reward.

    • @angellife9311
      @angellife9311 2 роки тому +3

      Do it again

    • @DORIHEMISH1
      @DORIHEMISH1 2 роки тому +1

      He's the good guy lol

    • @MopruII
      @MopruII 2 роки тому

      Something happened to Michael when he joined OTV

  • @cleojosei
    @cleojosei 4 роки тому +1046

    At this point he’s just completely inmune to tasers

    • @aanarchyy1281
      @aanarchyy1281 4 роки тому +11

      Yeah you'd think

    • @cerebraldreams4738
      @cerebraldreams4738 4 роки тому +56

      One day he's gonna get tazed by the cops, and respond with "Is that all you've got? I've played tazer tag games worse than this!"

    • @jerryedwin6790
      @jerryedwin6790 4 роки тому +9

      damn, Michael grinds so hard on that taser that he gains "status effect achievement unlock" sort of . ..
      electric damage immune +20%
      Mad Scientist +50%

    • @wooshbait6023
      @wooshbait6023 4 роки тому +1

      @Sappy Boi it's none of those. A UA-camr once said let's have this as a profile picture to troll everyone, and then everyone did it and some still haven't taken it off

    • @d.champion
      @d.champion 4 роки тому

      Yea related exposure doesn’t mean higher resistance, unfortunately or I’d be taser proof also

  • @loveangel7920
    @loveangel7920 2 роки тому +1

    the change from bud then to honey now just warms my heart

  • @xSlykiller
    @xSlykiller 5 років тому +2902

    “You look like you’re about to storm a US embassy”

    • @stevedotwav
      @stevedotwav 5 років тому +28

      I CACKLED and nearly woke up my roommate

    • @draKoowl247
      @draKoowl247 5 років тому +40

      Alright were already on code red bitches

    • @grimreaper-dt4yz
      @grimreaper-dt4yz 5 років тому +3

      420 likes

    • @the_guy_with_yeeyee_a_haircut
      @the_guy_with_yeeyee_a_haircut 5 років тому +5

      Do i look like i'm from iran

    • @JackTalyorD
      @JackTalyorD 5 років тому +6

      @@grimreaper-dt4yz God dam it the 298 people that also liked this we had something beautiful here.
      Well just need 41351 more likes and were good again.

  • @-_.Melody._-
    @-_.Melody._- 5 років тому +1153

    Michael is like Tom Holland's Spiderman, *_but HE'S the bad guy._*

  • @MyoticTesseract
    @MyoticTesseract 5 років тому +799

    Michael: something something firing squad
    also Michael: *loses*

    • @winterraptor337
      @winterraptor337 5 років тому +2

      So me in a game I make up

    • @daedalus6820
      @daedalus6820 5 років тому +1

      Also michael: THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!

    • @WinterElectro
      @WinterElectro 5 років тому +2

      I'm 100% sure he was expecting that. Electrocution is his fetish.

  • @mrbananaa208
    @mrbananaa208 2 роки тому +1

    Now we can observe the difference between this vest and the normal one and OH MY FUUKING GOD! The difference is that it hurts more

  • @SYSyphysDelta
    @SYSyphysDelta 5 років тому +582

    Most of offline TV: Streamers and UA-cam content creators
    Michael: Meth addicted invention goblin

  • @HComfy
    @HComfy 5 років тому +4355

    this isn’t a meme anymore, he’s an actual sadist

    • @anthr3953
      @anthr3953 5 років тому +67

      He makes his content to entertain, and besides videos like this. It would be unlawful without consent to do this. He probally asked if he could do this. But it seems like that, lets not hope he is one

    • @ganguiniextengies7007
      @ganguiniextengies7007 5 років тому +33

      @@plinplinplon9530 r/wooooosh

    • @voidgaming286
      @voidgaming286 5 років тому +4

      @Lilboog370 this isn't wooooosh. they are just being realistic.

    • @Santeneal
      @Santeneal 5 років тому +8

      @@anthr3953 yes but that doesn't make him less of a sadist if he enjoys the pain he causes

    • @thedevine3756
      @thedevine3756 5 років тому +13

      *Everyone in this reply section arguing*
      Me eating popcorn watching it unfold

  • @cooler1303
    @cooler1303 5 років тому +245

    ""i just want to electrocute people" well atleast your honest and have accepted it as your brand

  • @SurelyNotClover
    @SurelyNotClover 2 роки тому +1

    "I Used To Love Laser Tag, But Know It's Got Boring, And We Gonna Make It Interesting With Taser. That's Bullshit, I Just Want To Electrocute People."
    -Michael Reeves.
    - A True Man Words.