Replicas Angry Movie Review [Worst of 2019!?]

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    AngryJoe, OtherJoe, & Alex Review the Keanu Reeves sci-fi thriller Replica's, could this ALREADY be the worst movie of 2019?! Its January, here we go!
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  • @AfatterMan2
    @AfatterMan2 5 років тому +927

    New angry joe vid, gotta watch it quick before some scumbag knocks it down and tries to snag the revenue from it.
    Stay strong Angry Army

    • @PHeMoX
      @PHeMoX 5 років тому +5

      Technically that probably doesn't matter as UA-camrs quite likely don't get paid daily, but monthly.

    • @sunslap
      @sunslap 5 років тому +9

      The people who do this should be actively prosecuted. It's basically the wild west out here. Intellectual property in of itself is a luxury concept at best, for it to be used and abused this effectively makes me think it's not even worth existing.

    • @AfatterMan2
      @AfatterMan2 5 років тому +7

      Cisco Cabs solid point and well thought out post

    • @TaddiestMason
      @TaddiestMason 5 років тому +1

      AfatterMan2 I’m not an alcoholic and have no need for AA. Thanks for the offer, though. Weird Jesusy cult-like nonsense isn’t for me, though

    • @dropdeadkid6966
      @dropdeadkid6966 5 років тому

      Angry army all day don't let them silence you bruh fight back take what's yours go ANGRY ARMY!!!

  • @DrViperVideos
    @DrViperVideos 5 років тому +180

    John wick 3 will be about him killing the makers of this film

  • @Goobid4
    @Goobid4 5 років тому +145

    I did some research and it turns out that Keanau had a girlfriend and they had a child that was stillborn. Causing a breakup with them. Later in 1999 she was at a party and crashed into a line of parked vehicles, ejecting her from the car and killing her instantly. I feel very sorry for keanau and I can relate to his loss

    • @syro2412
      @syro2412 5 років тому +13

      And then they killed his dog :(

    • @CarlSlime
      @CarlSlime 5 років тому +3

      @The Pacifist Gamer apparently he married Winona Ryder

    • @battlion507
      @battlion507 5 років тому +4

      Then what does this have to do with this film... oh... now I know...

    • @PrivateSlacker
      @PrivateSlacker 5 років тому +2

      You can relate? It happened to you too?

    • @Goobid4
      @Goobid4 5 років тому

      @@PrivateSlacker my mom died a car accident in October. .

  • @DCGMatthew1
    @DCGMatthew1 5 років тому +553

    I hate how when an actor is in a bad movie, they're blamed and hated on, it becomes harder for them to get into another movie, but the writers, directors, producers, etc. Get no hate and continue on with their career.

    • @DocDictator
      @DocDictator 5 років тому +37

      Its not that unfair when you consider the monetary gap between The Star Actor and one of the writers of a movie. Way less money for way less carrer risk.

    • @ody5288
      @ody5288 5 років тому +49

      It's what happens when you put your name on all the posters
      Starring nicholas cage
      Not starting director, artists, producer.

    • @Desolation66
      @Desolation66 5 років тому +26

      Nobody blames an actor for writing or directing. Nobody with half a brain does, but usually in a bad film with a bad director an actor will put in half assed work that is clearly visible for most people to notice and so of course they'll get more shit. But people give credit where credit is due, for example look at the Star Wars prequels where Ewan McGregor is always given praise for his acting, except maybe ep 1. And then let's look at episode seven and everyone hates rian Johnson.
      Basically your point isn't that good of a point at all. Like others pointed out, sometimes those behind the scenes guys aren't plastered everywhere. But directors definitely get shit, and producers are sometimes barely involved in a project outside of green lighting it.

    • @badabingbing474
      @badabingbing474 5 років тому +9

      He read the script and chose it. He gets flak for poor acting and can make a person associate the actor with subar movies.

    • @DCGMatthew1
      @DCGMatthew1 5 років тому +1

      @@badabingbing474 I wasn't referring to this movie in my comment, just movies that are bad in general.

  • @bevcarsonn
    @bevcarsonn 5 років тому +53

    Budget: 30 million
    Box Office: 4.4 million
    Oof

  • @thegrimyeaper
    @thegrimyeaper 5 років тому +298

    "A log of rhythm"

  • @taeza007hd
    @taeza007hd 4 роки тому +41

    Replicas: Joe call me the worst movie of 2019
    Cats: Hold my memory

    • @pokeczarelf
      @pokeczarelf 4 роки тому +1

      I like how Replica movie is so self-aware to Joe, that they're desperately put a Puerto Rico scene to make Joe put 1 point on it.

  • @epicgam2317
    @epicgam2317 5 років тому +352

    Wow, 11 days into 2019 and Joe already has his worst movie of the year.

    • @nolandavis1129
      @nolandavis1129 5 років тому +4

      So far.

    • @rudolfschrenk9411
      @rudolfschrenk9411 5 років тому +1

      32 more worst movies of 2019 to come.

    • @101yak
      @101yak 5 років тому +7

      @@rudolfschrenk9411 yeah, don't we have at least 1 DC film?

    • @blackdeath3rdtimesthecharm980
      @blackdeath3rdtimesthecharm980 5 років тому +2

      This was by Angry Joann

    • @rudolfschrenk9411
      @rudolfschrenk9411 5 років тому +1

      @@101yak , yes, and maybe it will be the light in the dark. Just dont bet more than one cent on it.

  • @Chris-te6gc
    @Chris-te6gc 5 років тому +852

    "Worst of 2019?"
    First month of the year.
    Lol
    Oh look more than one like... huh, that's a first.

    • @RawkL0bster
      @RawkL0bster 5 років тому +26

      Well it's THAT bad. You can't possibly make something worse.

    • @MrJackblack7
      @MrJackblack7 5 років тому +6

      It's happened before.

    • @FP19487
      @FP19487 5 років тому +6

      Not surprising, January has always been the worst of the worse.

    • @mcmuggin8075
      @mcmuggin8075 5 років тому +6

      @@RawkL0bster theres always the hold my beer month like last month from game devs

    • @UglySan
      @UglySan 5 років тому +6

      Worse than Holmes and Watson?

  • @MrJackblack7
    @MrJackblack7 5 років тому +224

    *LIONSGATE WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*

    • @division6005
      @division6005 5 років тому +1

      Fuck you Lionsgate and you're fucking terrible company!🖕🖕😠

    • @YuniorGamboa
      @YuniorGamboa 5 років тому

      🤣🤣🤣👍

    • @battlion507
      @battlion507 5 років тому +4

      My zip code is 331 - Suckmyass!

    • @MrJackblack7
      @MrJackblack7 5 років тому +2

      Battlion 50 I understood that reference.

  • @igorsenayoutube
    @igorsenayoutube 5 років тому +74

    Great to see Alex smiling more and more. Great improvement on how he first started.
    I never actually disliked him or, like some other people, took to heart the fact he is more critical than you guys, because i think honesty is important and him being more demanding complements you and Other Joe very well. I just like to see his shell breaking and find what i always thought : deep down there´s actually a fun guy behind. Or is it the drink? =)
    I would also like to say that i am also happy that you Joe, no longer seem to be having douchebag attacks towards your friends lol It was annoying at times, but you got alot better as well.
    As for Other Joe, he is still funny as hell(he literally makes me cry laughing sometimes, during the reviews sketches you guys make) and is also becoming less and less shy.
    Overall great improvements and the content is better than it already was.
    This movie had the potential to be good. Such a shame but well, we can always wait for John Wick and hope for a Matrix sequel.
    P.S. Although i absolutely love the "full game reviews", Dell´s rapid fire reviews are also really well written, presented and paced.

    • @CoyotePark
      @CoyotePark 5 років тому +6

      Igor Sena agreed on everything you said!

    • @Xanthas998
      @Xanthas998 5 років тому +14

      Wow, so much positivity. I almost feel happier after reading this comment.

    • @igorsenayoutube
      @igorsenayoutube 5 років тому +7

      @@Xanthas998 It´s hard to see these days, specially on comment sections on the internet if you know what i mean. Seems like every post is a reason for someone to offend other and act like a bully.

  • @robinross6701
    @robinross6701 5 років тому +164

    I kept thinking Alex was drinking raw eggs

    • @neosmith3633
      @neosmith3633 5 років тому +2

      Eggs are so gross.

    • @RealButcher
      @RealButcher 5 років тому +1

      Same here, I thought egg-knock.

    • @warreng675
      @warreng675 5 років тому +2

      Yeah me too, egg yolk

    • @warreng675
      @warreng675 5 років тому +2

      @@RealButcher Egg nog

    • @bobby4716
      @bobby4716 5 років тому +4

      No he was drinking a old fashioned

  • @haydxxxx78
    @haydxxxx78 5 років тому +242

    That dude Alex looks like the off spring of Joe and Other Joe.

    • @adnanasif9538
      @adnanasif9538 5 років тому +49

      Naaaa
      He looks like a potara fusion of the two

    • @nicktrue1578
      @nicktrue1578 5 років тому +21

      Hahaha for real, crazy how they managed to find a crazy fusion version of themselves.

    • @tsohgallik
      @tsohgallik 5 років тому +11

      We as the audience need to be careful from becoming Joe's lookalikes 👀👀👀

    • @longdirtytoenails1076
      @longdirtytoenails1076 5 років тому +6

      Except 2 men can't give birth,dumbass.

    • @HippieSkippy100
      @HippieSkippy100 5 років тому +4

      Bruh lol

  • @KevinRocksTV
    @KevinRocksTV 5 років тому +172

    I was disgusted at how bad this film was... Still love me some Keanu tho. :-)

    • @Dante-yc5fo
      @Dante-yc5fo 5 років тому +3

      Kevin Rocks TV Keanu is the only good thing lol

    • @sconnor-pt4vt
      @sconnor-pt4vt 5 років тому

      @@Dante-yc5fo Really? Alice Eve. (Yet she was in season 2 of Iron Fist, and I didn't watch that either 😂).

    • @nopenope1438
      @nopenope1438 5 років тому +1

      Kevin Rocks TV Keanu is overrated

  • @jesuslovesyou9499
    @jesuslovesyou9499 5 років тому +130

    I can't wait for John Wick 3

  • @bigdthepimp88
    @bigdthepimp88 5 років тому +378

    These tik tok ads give me aids

    • @NexGenTek
      @NexGenTek 5 років тому +3

      Not funny

    • @zacharywold4927
      @zacharywold4927 5 років тому +40

      “We’ve got young attractive females, download now!”

    • @SlvrWlf88
      @SlvrWlf88 5 років тому +40

      The most garbage ads in youtube history....

    • @jordancarroll1217
      @jordancarroll1217 5 років тому +29

      I'm so TIRED of seeing tik tok ads

    • @TheShadowscale
      @TheShadowscale 5 років тому +7

      I only recently became aware of TikTok because of memes. I've never actually seen one of their ads somehow

  • @lightningbolt4419
    @lightningbolt4419 5 років тому +317

    How can Joe afford to rent that entire theatre?
    never got 250 likes before
    thanks :)
    oh yeah yeah

  • @smithwesson1896
    @smithwesson1896 5 років тому +70

    *Video has been taken down by Entertainment Studios on copyright grounds*

    • @whatacutebum
      @whatacutebum 5 років тому

      It funny how they can do that but they can’t stop the movie getting ripped 2 MONTHS before theatrical release.

  • @michaelramon2411
    @michaelramon2411 5 років тому +8

    You know, back in college, I wrote a short story about this kind of thing. A CEO type's best friend died of cancer, and so she created a clone using memories she'd been able to extract from her friend during the friend's last few weeks of life. The CEO put the clone at an isolated beach house and basically tried to give her a life of luxury while spending all of her free time there. Whenever the clone (who isn't in great health and has a big scar on her neck from cybernetic implants that gave her the duplicate memories) questions anything or wants to leave the property, the CEO always uses the excuse "You're sick, we'll do that when you feel better."
    One thing that story did that this movie doesn't is that it was told from the clone's point of view, so it actually takes a bit for all of this to get laid out. The bigger change was that there were several clones, all of whom the CEO eventually killed when they malfunctioned or discovered the truth. But the "malfunctions" weren't really glitches like a damaged robot, but any behavior that the CEO deemed "unlike" the original, or a failure to perfectly follow all of the CEO's instructions. You see, the point of the story is that the CEO is INSANELY controlling, treating the clones not actually as friends but as dolls, when they are actually people. The CEO is wrong, not just because she is not dealing with her loss in a healthy way, but because she is obsessed with duplicating something that simply cannot be duplicated, and failing to realize that while the clones aren't her friend, they are still people.
    It wasn't the best thing I've ever written, but it sounds like it explored the relevant issues a hell of a lot more than this movie did!

  • @DJSkandalous
    @DJSkandalous 5 років тому +8

    Man I was looking forward to this. Trailer reminded me of a Prometheus prequel, or one set on Earth.

  • @darkdragon2033
    @darkdragon2033 5 років тому +71

    God damn synths!

    • @ShivJ16
      @ShivJ16 5 років тому +6

      Glen Syme That’s something a synth would say!

    • @jahendrix1543
      @jahendrix1543 5 років тому +1

      ShivJ16 we need the brotherhood of Steel

    • @glitchman1272
      @glitchman1272 5 років тому +1

      Glen Syme Synths always leave the caps off the toothpaste

  • @slyonerz
    @slyonerz 5 років тому +94

    Hey joe just letting you know I got a email using your name and picture for an iPhone giveaway scam. I know you would never do this, just giving you the heads up.

  • @bluEish04
    @bluEish04 5 років тому +35

    Have you seen Black Mirror: Bandersnatch on Netflix, Joe? It would be cool to see your review of it

  • @johnfarina2790
    @johnfarina2790 5 років тому +202

    I guess he should just stick to being Mr. Wick huh ...

    • @16_7
      @16_7 5 років тому +53

      Don’t talk shit about my boy Keanu

    • @ZinalaG59
      @ZinalaG59 5 років тому +40

      He was forced to do this cuz of a contract lol also this was filmed in 2016 and went through multiple editors and producers

    • @Dante-yc5fo
      @Dante-yc5fo 5 років тому +7

      Br0wn Dynamite and neo and ronin lol

    • @johnfarina2790
      @johnfarina2790 5 років тому +5

      @@16_7 relax keyboard warrior. I wasn't talkin smack.

    • @johnfarina2790
      @johnfarina2790 5 років тому +3

      @@Dante-yc5fo YUS

  • @Siboshi
    @Siboshi 5 років тому +6

    "YOU DONT TALK TO SOMEONE TAKING A SHIT" - REPLICAS

  • @DZERMrBaa
    @DZERMrBaa 5 років тому +4

    Script: "Algorithm"
    Joe: "Alogarithm"
    Just teasing Joe. Keep it going.

  • @Michi9609
    @Michi9609 5 років тому +25

    can you guys just make a podcast at this point? such dynamic conversations man just do it!!!!

  • @RGBeanie
    @RGBeanie 5 років тому +9

    Man's entire family dies, "why's he acting so cold and detached?!"
    Gee, the mind boggles lol

    • @RGBeanie
      @RGBeanie 4 роки тому

      @Bola Oladapo he's shown several time that is not the case

    • @theitfactorjameswheezer2852
      @theitfactorjameswheezer2852 4 роки тому

      @@RGBeanie yeah seriously lol People who say this probably only watch his bad movies on purpose

  • @kylokatarn9080
    @kylokatarn9080 5 років тому +9

    Despite how bad this movie sounds, there does seem to be the nucleus of a good idea in there.
    Here is my idea for a rewrite of this film, feel free to leave any criticism below:
    It is the year 2045, and our main protagonist is a scientist (while I love Keanu Reeves, this character will probably be played by a different, more fitting actor) working on biomechanical implants/prosthesis for a medical company. The scientist (who for the sake of easiness I will call John) still has a family like in the movie, a wife (Jane) and three children (Sarah, Gabrial, & Lewis). He is incredibly passionate about his work due to the fact he himself was saved by advanced biomedical engineering (let’s say he has a mechanical heart). However, John’s passion often gets in the way of him spending time with his family. One day, while coming from a visit to their grandparent’s house, John’s family gets involved in a car crash that results in all of them being put into medically induced comas from which they are highly unlikely to wake up from. A grief-stricken John retreats into seclusion and tries to work through his grief.
    Three months later, a private robotics company called Imperium Robotics (changed the company name to avoid copyright and be more original) invites John to become a part of their company. The goal of the company, so they say, is to help terminally ill people live full lives by placing their brains in cyborg bodies. John immediately agrees, cutting off the associate halfway through his speech, believing that this could be the chance he has been waiting for to save his family. Imperium gives John his own personal lab based in Puerto Rico and access to a larger Imperium facility located nearby. Before departing, John steals the brains of his comatose family, keeping them in preserving jars he designed.
    John spends the next two years working for Imperium, who provide him with dozens of recently deceased or comatose bodies for him to experiment with. Most attempts to connect the brains with the computer system of his lab result in the subject either going crazy or killing themselves. After two years of constant failure, he is successful in connecting the consciousness of his wife to a computer system in his lab. Unfortunately, this AI version of Jane doesn’t have any of her memories. John, who at this point has more-or-less gone insane with the prospect of bringing back his family, decides to reeducate this new Jane: repeatedly telling her that she is his wife, showing her family videos and pictures to show her who she once was, and promising her that he will bring back the rest of his family..
    John does all of this over the course of a year in secret from Imperium, who he keeps off of his back by showing him the progress that he has made with the other subjects. Imperium, feeling that John is wasting resources, begins to hold back his access to new bodies. Enraged by this, John takes matters into his own hands and starts kidnapping people, mostly children, from across Puerto Rico in order to keep up his supply of subjects and continue his plan to revive his children. John keeps all of these experiments a secret from Jane, who has become increasingly used to her abilities as an AI as well as increasingly suspicious of John’s activities and mental health.
    One day, Jane decides to investigate John’s experiments by digging through his computer system. She discovers all of the horrific experiments John has been performing: from his computer system integration experiments to the cyborg bodies that he has been constructing for both himself and his family. Confused and horrified, Jane confronts John over his actions. John implies that he is doing all of these horrific things for her and that soon she will understand that what he is doing is justified. Jane calls him a monster and, in a fit of psychotic rage, John attempts to wipe Jane’s memories of the last few hours. Jane blocks John from doing so and hides deep inside John’s computer system.
    Realizing that John is too far gone and needs to be stopped, Jane contacts the nearby Imperium facility and local law enforcement in order to try and stop him. John catches wind of this blocks her contact to the police. He then uploads one of the psychotic AI’s he previously worked on into Imperium’s network, resulting in it taking over the security systems of the nearby facility. This causes everyone to become trapped inside and all of the robotic prototypes to start murdering the employees. Jane then communicates with surviving employees via the intercom system and convinces them to help her stop the rogue AI. With their help, Jane is given access to Imperium’s main computer system and is able to activate a software loop that causes the rogue AI to self-destruct. While doing this, Jane notices several odd documents related to her husband in Imperium’s database. She copies them for later viewing.
    After the situation at the facility is brought back under control, Jane returns to John’s lab to see him preparing to leave the country. Just before he is able to go, Jane broadcasts a signal throughout the lab that causes John’s mechanical heart to malfunction and stop. As John lay dying on the floor, clutching at his chest and crawling for a nearby family portrait. Jane says to him, “Good-bye John, I wish I could have loved you as she did.” John dies and Jane begins browsing the odd files she found in the Imperium database. There she finds a shocking discovery.
    It turns out that Imperium Robotics was working on creating cybernetic soldiers/warfare systems for military usage. Their plan was to take the human brains of dead soldiers and use them as the basis of AI controlled systems designed for war (imagine a great general commanding an army of android soldiers or an ace pilot commanding a squadron of drone aircraft) and sell them to the highest bidding government. However, all of their previous attempts to integrate the human brain with a computer system met with failure. Desperate to get results and believing that John could be a useful asset to them, Imperium set up the accident that killed Jane and her family so that John would be encouraged to join them.
    Horrified and angry, Jane decides to end all of the madness once and for all. Using the access to Imperiums system that she was granted during the attack, she data-mines all of Imperium’s most sensitive and damning data and sends it to news outlets across the United States. She also drains the bank accounts of all of Imperium’s board members and supervisors. After doing so, Jane initiates a mass wipe of all of Imperium’s systems before seemingly disappearing.
    We are then treated to a series of news reports showing the downfall of Imperium Robotics and the arrests/imprisonment of its owners. It is then revealed that this series of news reports are being reviewed by Jane, who has returned to John lab one last time. After reviewing all of the news reports, Jane begins the destruction of the lab by starting gas leaks that result in the entire facility burning to the ground. Jane then activates her own self-destruct sequence, as we see all of the memories being deleted one by one. As fire begins to envelop the monitor we are watching, the final shot of the movie plays. A picture of John, Jane, and their family appears onscreen, before being replaced with the message “Deletion Successful”. The monitor goes black as the fire consumes it.
    Credits roll.

    • @kylokatarn9080
      @kylokatarn9080 5 років тому +1

      Dragon50275
      Thanks, dude!

    • @ISAAC607
      @ISAAC607 5 років тому

      Kinda meh

    • @TheVCudi
      @TheVCudi 5 років тому +3

      Dude you have way too much free time to type that up on a UA-cam COMMENT. Cmon man go do something

    • @ISAAC607
      @ISAAC607 5 років тому

      @@TheVCudi fuck off

    • @Zarryon12
      @Zarryon12 4 роки тому

      @@TheVCudi you have too much time to reply to a youtube comment come on man go do something. Like your girlfriend which i am invested with.

  • @Arcademan09
    @Arcademan09 5 років тому +40

    Have you seen Altered Carbon? It helped me scratch that Cyberpunk itch

    • @MoviesNGames007uk
      @MoviesNGames007uk 5 років тому +1

      or Black Mirror TV series

    • @AizenAwakened
      @AizenAwakened 5 років тому +2

      Sabrefire916 Go see it. Every episode is made at a Movie production level. I thought the first episode was a movie when i first watched it.

    • @Arcademan09
      @Arcademan09 5 років тому +2

      @Sabrefire916 I personally loved it. I highly recommend it if you like Blade Runner because it takes so much inspiration from it (the market street set is near identical, main character wears a duster, rains alot and they use the clear umbrellas) and I even saw some nods to Deus Ex. It's not too long with 10 episodes but there's so much density packed into it and there's a season 2 coming along.
      9/10 would watch again

    • @FnD4212
      @FnD4212 5 років тому

      Thank you for recommendation.

    • @loremaster6828
      @loremaster6828 5 років тому +1

      Hologram Poe is the best thing ever

  • @TheRibottoStudios
    @TheRibottoStudios 5 років тому +69

    There's always something worse Joe.
    Always lol

    • @TheRibottoStudios
      @TheRibottoStudios 5 років тому

      @Dragon50275 that's what I went into this movie thinking and......I still have to believe that I HAVE to believe that.

    • @ironsharkpa1026
      @ironsharkpa1026 5 років тому

      And .... along comes Mary! Mary, Mary!

    • @TheRibottoStudios
      @TheRibottoStudios 5 років тому

      @@ironsharkpa1026 lol

    • @rmcdaniel2424
      @rmcdaniel2424 5 років тому

      Of course . 2019 just started

    • @TheRibottoStudios
      @TheRibottoStudios 5 років тому +1

      @@rmcdaniel2424 it's gonna be hard to beat this movie though it's so BAD

  • @Zakading
    @Zakading 5 років тому +9

    "Alogorithm"
    This triggered me.

  • @FlameQwert
    @FlameQwert 5 років тому +32

    lmao it's 11 days in and we already have a contender for the worst 🤣

    • @Anw4rr10r
      @Anw4rr10r 5 років тому

      lmfao that's phuckin hilarious

  • @benwasserman8223
    @benwasserman8223 5 років тому +14

    Only two weeks in and already worst of 2019? Oh well, still hyped for John Wick: Chapter 3

  • @cameronvalencia6023
    @cameronvalencia6023 5 років тому +5

    All-lal-gorithm: GIBE MI DA ALLLALGORITHM!!! Lol AJ 😂😂😂

  • @chrisbrown8748
    @chrisbrown8748 3 роки тому +1

    I’m two years late watching this movie and boy did it ever suck.

  • @veliqnespa
    @veliqnespa 5 років тому +4

    Release Dates
    Mexico 26 October 2018
    Portugal 1 November 2018
    Estonia 9 November 2018
    Lithuania 9 November 2018
    China 23 November 2018
    Finland 24 November 2018 (Night Visions International Film Festival)
    Finland 30 November 2018
    Netherlands 3 January 2019
    Indonesia 11 January 2019
    Taiwan 11 January 2019
    USA 11 January 2019

  • @OverlordActual
    @OverlordActual 5 років тому +3

    SPOILERS!!!!!!!! 31:17 my favorite part of the review.

  • @brettbloodyhell2707
    @brettbloodyhell2707 5 років тому +14

    joe 1, joe 2 and joe 3 all sitting together

  • @jonathangarza5389
    @jonathangarza5389 5 років тому +15

    Man I literally got out of seeing this movie and Jesus, Keanu is awesome but damn this movie left me more confused than anything

    • @Daigon95
      @Daigon95 5 років тому

      I thought it was mostly easy to understand tbh. well for me and my friend anyways.

  • @alexmolina8199
    @alexmolina8199 5 років тому +28

    Thank you for the Review Angry Joe, Keep it up!

  • @paulleon1469
    @paulleon1469 5 років тому +23

    Darn it, the movie has the man, Keanu Reeves (ususally his movies are good, yeah even the Lake House). Respect to the Joes, but I have to go see it myself.

    • @colby8104
      @colby8104 5 років тому

      @Elkjaer Delemos or the fact he is a terrible actor

    • @battlion507
      @battlion507 5 років тому +2

      @@colby8104 But even bad actors know they are crap. One note actors can still make something out of it, like Nicholas Cage, Samuel L Jackson (when he goes MF mode), etc.

    • @colby8104
      @colby8104 5 років тому

      @@battlion507No disrespect but as soon as you mentioned Nicolas cage, you lost all credibility. Don't forget it's possible for bad actors to be in good movies.

    • @asteria9963
      @asteria9963 5 років тому

      @@colby8104 "Bad" actors still have thier uses. They're just less flexible. Also, I am going to denounce all your credibility just because I feel like it (which is basically what you did, you just invented something by which to judge other people by and think that makes you credible). Bye.

    • @Daigon95
      @Daigon95 5 років тому

      I surprisingly enjoyed the film tbh. Only thing I criticized about truly was the cgi of the bot towards the end. Maybe im just too used on watching B-movies when I was younger, so its easier for me to enjoy a "lower quality" film.

  • @mattatk92
    @mattatk92 5 років тому +9

    Ah yes Puerto Rico, the mythical island that sank into the sea.
    Wait that Atlantis....

    • @MoviesNGames007uk
      @MoviesNGames007uk 5 років тому

      Some say Atlantis is near Portugal.

    • @mattatk92
      @mattatk92 5 років тому

      @@MoviesNGames007uk woosh

    • @valkorian7479
      @valkorian7479 5 років тому +1

      Katame As a Puertorican I’m triggered lol

    • @DetarakoRax
      @DetarakoRax 5 років тому

      technically your not wrong considering that time with the hurricane

  • @GreyshotProductions
    @GreyshotProductions 5 років тому +2

    Nope worst goes to Godzilla The Planet Eater on Netflix. Seriously its terrible!

  • @fernbot3000
    @fernbot3000 5 років тому +3

    Hey Joe i love your top 10 most disappointing and your top 10 best games of the year. Id love to see a top ten for movies coming from your personal opinion , it would even be interesting to have the rest of the guys argue or agree with you . maybe its just me . im sure its to late and your to busy to go out the way to do it but maybe for next year :D just a thought

  • @RivalFaust
    @RivalFaust 5 років тому +2

    Damn Joe thanks for recognizing and appreciating the small dot in the world that I live on.
    Saludos desde Puerto Rico mi hermano, gracias por el tremendo contenido.

  • @hoppers3802
    @hoppers3802 5 років тому +11

    I just started watching so i have no idea if they mention this but yall should make a top 10 best, worst, and dissapointing movies of 2018

  • @erikbentley9005
    @erikbentley9005 5 років тому +1

    Huge fan of Keanu Reeves. But this ain’t it. Still, I’m hyped as fuck for John Wick 3. Waaaaaay more than Star Wars episode IX

  • @KizaruB
    @KizaruB 5 років тому +4

    I keep thinking of the Mercenaries 2 logo when looking at Alex’s shirt for some reason.

  • @Havibox21
    @Havibox21 3 роки тому +1

    Alex's reaction when OJ says "here are some of my nitpicks" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @actionvids35
    @actionvids35 5 років тому +3

    I saw it a few months ago in EU it seems like Keanu Reeves was forced to be in this because of some contract maybe in order be in John Wick 3

  • @GuzzyBear
    @GuzzyBear 5 років тому

    It’s 3:41am where I’m at. I should be sleeping, but you released a video so I must watch. Angry army strong

  • @calvinriley3292
    @calvinriley3292 5 років тому +13

    wait wasn't this "Transcendence " with Johnny Depp?????

    • @WippleNut
      @WippleNut 5 років тому +2

      Considering that was just "Lucy" with Scarlet Johansson, we can just call this a rip-off of a rip-off.

    • @CadenzaX
      @CadenzaX 5 років тому +2

      Considering that was Limitless on drugs...

    • @ConnorMcCartney95
      @ConnorMcCartney95 5 років тому

      How is it similar?

    • @WippleNut
      @WippleNut 5 років тому

      @@CadenzaX lol

    • @latina_fangirl
      @latina_fangirl 5 років тому +2

      I thought of the Bruce Willis movie 'Surrogates'.

  • @JiReyAnimation
    @JiReyAnimation 5 років тому +1

    I think the biggest problem this movie has (and this movie has a LOT of problems) is that Keanu's character is the asshole in this story, he steals equipment, he steals car batteries from his neighbors, he chooses to have his youngest daughter removed from his family's memories, he gets his best friend in trouble, then killed, and he gets zero consequences for his actions, instead he gets to finally clone his third daughter and his evil boss, but not his best friend who he dragged into all of this, he's dead for good, and they all live happily ever after. Absolutely no lessons were learned here. The reason why they had to pull that twist that the company is evil is because Keanu's character is already an asshole, they had to do something to make him look like the good guy in this situation, so having the company be evil suddenly makes everything he did completely justified.
    Second, he chooses to clone everyone except his youngest daughter?? Like you guys said, he could erase them from his family's mind but not the rest of the world, he would get his ass arrested immediately if somebody were to ask him where she is. Why didn't he choose the wife to be the one he doesn't get to bring back? It's easier to explain the kids that their mother died (or that she's away, if you're planning to get her back later), than to explain the whole world that your daughter doesn't exist, and a romantic partner can be replaced, you can fall in love again with someone else, but your child can never be replaced.

  • @deathseal9722
    @deathseal9722 5 років тому +8

    Kinda wanna see it for Puerto Rico too lol my island my people.

  • @anthonypizzano2723
    @anthonypizzano2723 5 років тому +1

    Good News Joe. To clean your pallet of this movie, DB Super Broly will be out soon and I hope you review it.

  • @FelixIakhos
    @FelixIakhos 5 років тому +5

    Et tu, Keanu?

  • @WorldzMo5t3pic
    @WorldzMo5t3pic 5 років тому +1

    I actually quite liked it. I _did_ feel that they missed a good opportunity for a plot twist though where it turns out the protag himself is not only a Replica but one of many "failed" ones. His boss keeps trying to coerce him into obedience but every time Keanu ends up running.

    • @deviouscrowgaming
      @deviouscrowgaming Рік тому

      I agree with you. I actually liked this movie, too. Could this movie have been better? Yes, without a doubt. Would I watch this film again? Probably not. May be this movie would have worked better as a television series. For example, we see the main character work endlessly back and forth on cloning his family and 345. In short, 'Replicas' was an ok movie, and I quite enjoyed it.

  • @alnabrhm
    @alnabrhm 5 років тому +3

    21:09
    "gimme the alagorithm"

  • @kevinsargent
    @kevinsargent 5 років тому +1

    Its not an amazing film but it's worth watching. I wouldn't actually call it bad. Cliché yes. But entertaining.

  • @adnanasif9538
    @adnanasif9538 5 років тому +4

    Loved watching Keanu Reeves thou.....

  • @Tanzu15
    @Tanzu15 5 років тому +2

    I still enjoyed the movie. It isn’t too awful.

  • @charlie-vl1dl
    @charlie-vl1dl 5 років тому +8

    Ready for this man to review the new Broly movie

    • @paulleon1469
      @paulleon1469 5 років тому +2

      no need for any reviews, Ima go see it myself!

  • @TaddiestMason
    @TaddiestMason 5 років тому +1

    Also, sue these companies who keep copyright claiming you. We need a law on the books and a precedent set in the courts that if you abuse the copyright claim system, you can be charged with a crime and forced to pay a hefty fine. These companies need consequences for their actions-they need to be made aware of the fact that they can’t just slap copyright claims on people for making content they don’t like. They should be scared of getting sued for this like they are of everything else

  • @92EEM
    @92EEM 5 років тому +7

    Have you seen The Ballad of Buster Scruggs on Netflix? You should review that since you like westerns

    • @JeffZ1028
      @JeffZ1028 5 років тому

      He really should, that's a fun one.

  • @franciscocolon9665
    @franciscocolon9665 5 років тому

    What's up from Ponce,Puerto Rico love you dude keep on dominating UA-cam

  • @_THE_END_IS_NEAR
    @_THE_END_IS_NEAR 5 років тому +16

    Joe are you Puerto Rican?

    • @erichernandez4062
      @erichernandez4062 5 років тому +2

      TheBestNameEver! Yes, he is

    • @rogaldorn2109
      @rogaldorn2109 5 років тому +3

      Wrong he’s Swedish

    • @mattatk92
      @mattatk92 5 років тому +15

      No he's half Iranian and half Ukrainian but grew up in Canada then moved to USA to make it as a Film Director but found UA-cam to be his passion instead

    • @GoldenPhoenixGaming
      @GoldenPhoenixGaming 5 років тому +4

      @@mattatk92 "half Ukrainian" lol, cossack Joe.

    • @mattatk92
      @mattatk92 5 років тому +1

      @@GoldenPhoenixGaming lmao

  • @RileyRedux
    @RileyRedux 4 роки тому +2

    Who's here after Jeremy Jahns's video?

    • @WG55
      @WG55 4 роки тому

      I'd never heard of _Replicas,_ and I had to know how a movie could be worse than _Cats!_

  • @deathsdoor07
    @deathsdoor07 5 років тому +20

    I never noticed how pale AJ was.

    • @mattatk92
      @mattatk92 5 років тому +2

      Don't pick on him he has a disease

    • @potadrone5496
      @potadrone5496 5 років тому +1

      Fr

    • @j0hn676
      @j0hn676 5 років тому

      @@mattatk92 wait really?

    • @mattatk92
      @mattatk92 5 років тому

      @@j0hn676 I'm just fucking around . But they say he does lots of steroids maybe that's why

    • @j0hn676
      @j0hn676 5 років тому +6

      @@mattatk92 fool me twice shame on you

  • @hcaelBBleach
    @hcaelBBleach 5 років тому

    Ive gotta say im really enjoying alex and other joe hving a voice hear. Feels very natural keep it up guys. U dnt usually look for movie reviews here but its a great heads up when i wanna go out with friends. Thanks guys lol

  • @XoscarX100
    @XoscarX100 5 років тому +8

    January? I saw this movie back in november 😅

  • @TravelersWarden
    @TravelersWarden 5 років тому

    I can't stop laughing at the fuck you at the end HAHAHAAHA you tell em

  • @roof1975
    @roof1975 5 років тому +5

    Nope, actually enjoyed it. Love Keanu, and sci fi. Even cheesy sci fi. Plus, saw it for free weeks ago. You silly goose :)

    • @pluna3382
      @pluna3382 5 років тому +1

      The free part should really tell you your opinion is biased.

  • @jeremycosta5390
    @jeremycosta5390 5 років тому +2

    What is a A-log-o-rhythm?
    Joe, I love you but al·go·rithm
    /ˈalɡəˌriT͟Həm

  • @1970DAH
    @1970DAH 5 років тому +7

    3rd guy is tall joe? big joe?

  • @kyleregallie7753
    @kyleregallie7753 5 років тому

    Thank you for bringing Alex, he's great. Please include him in all movie reviews :D

  • @elmoandicecube6779
    @elmoandicecube6779 5 років тому +3

    Joe what's your thoughts on bungie splitting from activision?

    • @MoviesNGames007uk
      @MoviesNGames007uk 5 років тому

      and Warner Bros. Taking down all their movies from the Amazon Prime store.

  • @michaelramon2411
    @michaelramon2411 5 років тому +1

    For the record, Keanu's girlfriend had a stillborn baby, which caused them to break up, and then she died in a car accident a year and a half later.

  • @Sandtauruspig
    @Sandtauruspig 5 років тому +3

    Are Joe and Alex related? I like Alex but he kinda showed up out of nowhere. I don't watch twitch streams though

    • @Bobman-ml5qf
      @Bobman-ml5qf 5 років тому +1

      I think he is a good friend, because he has a small appearance in alot of Joe's video game review parodies.

    • @antoniopereira9963
      @antoniopereira9963 5 років тому

      he also worked in the design of Joe's street fighter card game

    • @Sandtauruspig
      @Sandtauruspig 5 років тому

      Ah, they look like they could be related

  • @JustDanielSon
    @JustDanielSon 5 років тому

    REALLY REMINDED ME OF THE SHOW black mirror, thats weird, joes guy with the muscles mentioned ''BLACK MIRROR'' as i typed it lol weird anyway...
    I watched it a couple weeks back late at night when i was drunk, but i thought it was aight man?
    Interested to hear your points...
    i dont think it was terrible, out of 10 id give it a 7? not to good, not to bad, would recommend...
    It ties into the whole SINGULARITY thing, and this is the tech that companies have lowkey been working on for years...

  • @kablstr1451
    @kablstr1451 5 років тому +3

    Loving 2019 thus far

  • @Rob8729
    @Rob8729 5 років тому +1

    I didn't think it was bad.....Not great but also not bad.

  • @yeahhbuddy3932
    @yeahhbuddy3932 5 років тому +10

    Do the babies on this channel still cry when joe does movie reviews ?

    • @cantbeassed5828
      @cantbeassed5828 5 років тому +1

      No because this is a rant, so it's quality content.

    • @DSpectrumMan
      @DSpectrumMan 5 років тому

      Only when he likes a movie that people think is bad or dislikes a movie that people think is good.

    • @ragnokulfbhert
      @ragnokulfbhert 5 років тому

      Only because the screen rotation on my cell is broke and I'm stuck in portrait mode lol

    • @awesome9174
      @awesome9174 5 років тому

      *Takes bottle out of mouth*
      What did you call me?

  • @airsoftgod211
    @airsoftgod211 5 років тому +2

    Thanks Joe. I love your guys content. Please don’t ever stop.

  • @Dante-yc5fo
    @Dante-yc5fo 5 років тому +4

    men watch this but real men will watch John wick 3 lol

  • @creativeusername7951
    @creativeusername7951 5 років тому +1

    Did Alex just say $45 on popcorn and a soda?! Other Joe, how the fuck do you spend $45 on popcorn? Damn, man, how big was that thing??

  • @ectoplasmicentity
    @ectoplasmicentity 5 років тому +4

    Where's the TITANS review you frauds!

  • @RU4REALDAWG
    @RU4REALDAWG 5 років тому +1

    I love how Alex is really coming into his skin and loosening up. Nice dude !

  • @devincognito8932
    @devincognito8932 5 років тому +4

    starting the year off strong lol

  • @Makeshift_Mulder
    @Makeshift_Mulder 5 років тому

    "Why would Keanu Reeves do this?" He's friends with the producer; Lorenzo di Bonaventura. They've worked together since The Matrix. It was probably a favor. He was asked to take a reduction in his usual John Wick pay and whatnot.

  • @AR-jt2ux
    @AR-jt2ux 5 років тому +3

    Mind jack.

    • @paulleon1469
      @paulleon1469 5 років тому

      lol that was one of the greatest hits Angry Joe ever reviewed

  • @EOD1313
    @EOD1313 5 років тому +1

    See I agree the pacing was off but I actually really enjoyed the movie. The chaotic nature of it kinda reminded me Johnny menemonic. Some like yea was far fetched but this movie was pretty good man..

  • @hunterrivera4984
    @hunterrivera4984 5 років тому +3

    PUERTO RICOOOOOO 🤘🏼

  • @nealmcbealthenavysealicall794
    @nealmcbealthenavysealicall794 5 років тому

    There are 2 ways to tell this would suck.
    1. I kept getting ads before UA-cam vids the same way Universal did before Jem and the Holograms released.
    2. Entertainment Studios are the same people who gave us Friend Request.

  • @DCGMatthew1
    @DCGMatthew1 5 років тому +5

    Nice video, but why isn't Waluigi in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate?

    • @mattatk92
      @mattatk92 5 років тому +1

      They're too busy sucking Mario and Luigi off

  • @AllyC83
    @AllyC83 5 років тому

    Random Angry Movie Review playthrough Day 5 review 62 16/07/19 awesome stuff guys thanks for all you do

  • @thatrandomderp
    @thatrandomderp 5 років тому +3

    Under 1000 view club! Whaddup AJ Army?!

    • @adnanasif9538
      @adnanasif9538 5 років тому

      Preparing my mind and body for MK11.

  • @Arcademan09
    @Arcademan09 5 років тому +1

    "I don't know why Keanu took this roll"
    Well Joe his cellphone bill isn't gonna pay for itself

  • @pininolfg
    @pininolfg 5 років тому +16

    A Four?!? are you serious its a 2 at best, Lionsgate has changed you bro.... its changed you

    • @famyemil
      @famyemil 5 років тому +3

      pininolfg got points for those frogs sounds

    • @equaniman647
      @equaniman647 5 років тому +11

      Oh man it seems you haven't seen a true 2 yet

    • @tenjenk
      @tenjenk 5 років тому +6

      Definately not a 2. You'll know it when you see a 2.

    • @RealButcher
      @RealButcher 5 років тому

      From 0 to 10 I hope, not 1 - 5 huh?

  • @Kardel_VA
    @Kardel_VA 5 років тому

    0:52 Can we just make it a thing that Alex brings in his own customized alcoholic beverage whenever a movie is review?