You missed some important context: Dolphin asked if you can eat history. You laughed. Later however, it was revealed dragon's tongue are called history. So yes, you CAN eat history. Guess you learned a valuable lesson this day, didn't you?
but that's wrong because once you pick it up then it's just "dragons tongue" so you'd actually have to eat it off the plant without letting it enter your inventory to truly eat history
@@CanisMythson : True. An emotionally unbalanced person regardless of sex or gender, is weaker than they otherwise would be. Not allowing sadness to take it's course is one of the main ways anger is turned from just being energy to protect oneself ans others from further harm, to revenge and or bigotry, witch are the reasons not only for all war and most violence, but also most of humanities self-imposed problems overall.
so, I'm one of the people working on this mod along with Exit and while we don't know what the automated translator will spit out for Parthuurnax, some of the ones I've done manually are either "Fast Man" or if you take his name, translate it from Dragonspeak into English THEN throw it through the translator. It becomes "The opinion of the king is bad" So we'll see what comes of it XD
I laughed so hard when during the dragon's initiation (by Honey, the Abandoned Dog and two other grizzlies) they were speaking that secret language and then just in the middle of a sentence they added "don't get married here" and continued with another great phrase I forgot cause I laughed too hard 😂
@villehursti you can make a sentence with their names. Here honey, ahole abandoned dog. It won't make much sense but it will fit the world of Google Translate
27:12 "I'm confused, I'm sorry." *Breaths fire* I swear, everything the dragons say are hilarious, and the voice just makes it better! I love these videos, can't wait for more~!
Honestly it's the AI generated voices that really brought it all together. The Dark Souls poorly translated mods with text to speech were ok but this is truly the summit of badly translated.
Currently, Todd Howard's ultimate vision of Skyrim is to destroy the modding community we spent decades building. There's a good reason most OG modders are against turning this amazing thing we all built through cooperation into a competition of who can fastest help the wealthy elite get even more wealthy from not giving modders real jobs, so they can take 2/3 of the profit from the modders hard work instead. Leaving modders without valid employment, worrying constantly, will they be homeless next month. .
@@aylbdrmadison1051 Bethesda have hired plenty of modders my friend, this just provides an avenue of revenue for those that are still building their skills or just want to mod as a side job. The modding community is fine don't worry.
I’m sorry, but this is by far, absolutely, undeniably one of the funniest translate mods I have ever seen. Just the sheer amount of work that went into it is amazing. And it’s not just for music lyrics or a small game. And implementing AI voices to read it? It’s just awesome all around.
Back in the 80's and 90's many games were badly translated, I mean not as extreme as this but kinda close. Castlevania II Simon's Quest being the most popular example.
A bit of fun meta-ness in regards to "an Abandoned Dog". There's a story in China of when Confucius was waiting for his disciples in the pouring rain by a gate. As they returned someone asked them, "Who is that man? He looks like an abandoned dog, but he has the aura of a sage!" When Confucius heard the story he laughed and said, "I'm no sage! But he was right about me looking like an abandoned dog!" Fits with the Greybeards being representative of sageliness and wisdom, and all of that.
I love the random comedic timing of 11:16 'Bassian Operating System': _"Yes, sad news"_ You: *discovers the chair he's sitting in is called _'Gets Worse'_ 🤣
"are you ready to learn a new word that contains 'a'?" is my favorite line, along with "many people complain that their dogs are getting lost" while one of them is named abandoned dog. this is hilarious, i love these videos! i haven't played a lot of quests in skyrim (i've only done what happened in the first episode) so it's extra funny when i have zero of the real context
Ah, so I guess there were no footballers since the era of Jurgen Windcaller's legendary penalty kick. I'm glad honey got one of the English teachers to teach you R.O. so you could keep your promise... God I'm loving this series. My brand of insanity.
You were right about Honey being more of a guidance counselor. Between him recommending Rutgers High School and having his colleague tell you all about Iowa State, it seems he has a path to success all planned out for you.
I can't pick a favourite quote, I can't even pick a favourite name! I was laughing out loud at the child named "Flour". 😂 If you decide to continue this, I hope you'll do the Thieves Quest line, I'm sure it'll be WILD. Also I love how some of the text is not changed (i.e. the player's answers). So you get conversations where the NPC will spout total nonsense like "go follow the yellow thoughts and drive a bus" and the Dragonborn just replies "yes of course I will speak to the Greybeards".
Bro, I love it when you’re talking to the random dude right at the beginning of the steps, he drops like the hardest philosophical one-liner The first step is not the 700,000 it is the one closest to the ground Making some great points with that one
The fact that Nelkir's name is Headlamp, and not some baking ingredient like his siblings, his WILD, considering what we learn during the Whispering Door quest
14:28 "Jannat stood at the foot of the hill opposite Sarogor" Lines like these are why I love badly translated dialog. I can let my imagination run wild and create entire scenes and snippets of lore in my head. Jannat here could be a legendary warrior and Honey is speaking about the beginning of her journey of ascension. Upon leaving her hometown of Sarogor, she arrived in Skyrim in an earlier era and stayed at High Hrothgar for a time. Her journey would take her ever onward but her guidance and valor would leave a lasting impression at High Hrothgar.
That Jurgen Windcaller apparently took "a penalty kick" (and that was his claim to fame??), just sent me into hysterics. PLEASE please keep these episodes coming!!
I've been playing this mod in free time and it's amazing, the one liners always have me laughing. This mod might even make the peace talk meeting fun! Fantastic video as usual, a Formerly weekend upload is always a welcome sight
the insanity of the dialogue is so reminiscent of Oblivion Dialogue that it's spooky - and says something about Oblivion Dialogue when you think about it.
These are incredible. Watched the last one on a flight home from a long business trip and I think the guy sitting next to me thought there was something wrong with me I was giggling so much.
please please please play through the entire game with this mod and do sidequests too. this is so funny man. i can´t even tell my favourite line because everything was so chaotic, but the kangaroo route line almost killed me.
The timeless wisdom of mistranslated Skyrim: "A man can cry without doing anything. Like the wind." Ancient wisdom for solving your own problems I guess? "There were no footballers back then. Only Idiots." Enlightenment is like football. You have to focus on the fundamentals. I guess that's why Jurgen Windcaller took the penalty kick. Also, apparently leeks are also football. "The next step is not 7000 steps, but close to the ground." Advice for taking on a challenge one step at a time. "You know that intelligence doesn't happen in your head." People do often allude to thinking with various other organs. "I am not your enemy. I give you pepper." Ancient tradition: Give pepper as a sign of allegiance. "You are a wonderful person." Thanks, shovel. :)
"Each syllable contains more than three syllables. His face grew as he swallowed each word." "Master Inat teaches words of infinite power." "The sun in Makarasankranti represents "Libra." Use strong tools to make the holes." Michael Kirkbride: " Yessss. Go on."
I just found these and watched both episodes back-to-back. I laughed so hard and for so long that nevermind my stomach, my eyes legitimately hurt so bad. I hope more of these will be on the way.
"see how fast you can dress Tomek in a new outfit" lmao 28:49 confirming hasbro never made a Dobby toy that was good! 6:08 looks like Skyrim is in Indonesia, the only place where Makara cinnamon is located.
Absolutely has to be the most coherent character in this whole mod. 12:25 - 12:45 is a pretty solid recollection of a personal story and what he learned from it. Even the reply he starts to give to FB's next question just before the cutaway is relevant and structured.
Episode 3 is out now! ua-cam.com/video/yW5QfORAHt4/v-deo.html
You know you've hit a new low when you're accepting compliments from a shovel
yes I saved the play list to my playlist
I love your Skyrim videos 😂
You missed some important context: Dolphin asked if you can eat history. You laughed. Later however, it was revealed dragon's tongue are called history. So yes, you CAN eat history. Guess you learned a valuable lesson this day, didn't you?
but that's wrong because once you pick it up then it's just "dragons tongue" so you'd actually have to eat it off the plant without letting it enter your inventory to truly eat history
@@sdfabctr I stand corrected! Although...something tells me it'll only be a matter of time before Dolphin gives that a try
History is eaten by the victors.
History is a delicacy
Very valuable👍tnnx for the life lessons😂
"There was no footballers back then. Only Idiots" - speaking like a true football fan.
Yeah I didn't realize the Nords were such big football fans! It makes sense though since the great Jurgen Windkeller himself was a football player.
That line about killed me.
@@Kings_Gambit_24 : IKR? I'm having to watch this video in stages, so my stomach doesn't hurt from laughing so hard.
@CyberSpider35 : Haha! My final verdict; on the mod; this is what's happened to modern politics. 🤪
Well, Jurgen Windcaller recieved the penalty kick in the game with the Falmer in the Tamriel Bowl 700 in the first season
"As the old saying goes, a man can cry without doing anything, like the wind"
True wisdom right there 😂
Honestly should be a lesson taught more often. Men *can* cry, and should if they feel the need
@@CanisMythson : True. An emotionally unbalanced person regardless of sex or gender, is weaker than they otherwise would be. Not allowing sadness to take it's course is one of the main ways anger is turned from just being energy to protect oneself ans others from further harm, to revenge and or bigotry, witch are the reasons not only for all war and most violence, but also most of humanities self-imposed problems overall.
@@CanisMythson Yeah, just like the wind.
@@aylbdrmadison1051which means the strongest man in the room is the one who isn’t afraid to have his emotion’s misconstrued as weakness
Who could forget about Jarl Big Ball and his three children, Milk, Flour, and Headlight
Jarl Big Ball will be BALLIN'
Sounds like some wacky The Sims youtuber's family
I came to this video immediately after watching the first one and those kids' names almost made me pee myself.
@@Sledgehammeh SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG HOLLA IF YOU NEED ME
@@I_pirated_premium Subscribe, and he'll draw you like one of his fancy French girls.
"That's fine, but you know that intelligence doesn't happen in your head."
Bro got disrespected and didn't even notice😂
He lacks intelligence to notice .
Time stamp?
@@Personontheinternet4598 16:56
Honey has no mercy
Im gonna snatch that line for some random UA-cam conversation in the future.
"I want to be with you... you know... 7000 steps left."
Always nice to have new pick up lines.
sounds like something an overly attached fitness watch would say
@@DinnyeifyI just wheezed 😂
Playing hard to get
"I know the Thalmor factory was replaced by the Greybeard factory when I got here"
Looks like the Dragon is solving Skyrim's economic difficulties
Someone has to after Gjeoffriehy ruined it.
Hey man, you're not allowed to insult the Thalmor. Think about it! 6 gorillian Thalmors died during Civil War 2.
Graybeards just keep finding lost dogs that wander up the 7000 steps and have to take care of them.
Oh I laughed so hard at this, yes!!
So that's why they have abonded dog
"Intelligence doesn't happen in your head" is kinda savage.
You can tell that Headlight is adopted lol
He ate Eggs
Flour and milk dislike headlight. (probably)
Head Gasket is Headlight's real dad.
Probably the mechanic in riverrun feet was talking about in the first episode
Dolphin is such a nice character -- so sincere. I really hope she'll be understanding about preserving the Party Snax for later.
She did offer pepper
I hope she will not try to get the dragon to kill Partysnax
so, I'm one of the people working on this mod along with Exit and while we don't know what the automated translator will spit out for Parthuurnax, some of the ones I've done manually are either
"Fast Man"
or if you take his name, translate it from Dragonspeak into English THEN throw it through the translator. It becomes
"The opinion of the king is bad"
So we'll see what comes of it XD
Maybe we should give Dolphin a break, she did just lose her father a year ago due to his death 100 years ago, after all.
@@FormerlyBlue : You should just call this mod: _WTF?_
Regardless, it's so much fun!
"Men, women, dogs, old people... Nobody hit me!" - Log Out
She immediately tried to flee. Just look at her name
I laughed so hard when during the dragon's initiation (by Honey, the Abandoned Dog and two other grizzlies) they were speaking that secret language and then just in the middle of a sentence they added "don't get married here" and continued with another great phrase I forgot cause I laughed too hard 😂
Dobby is not Hasbro's Jasmine.
Here, A Hole and the Abandoned Dog, what a gang.
They don't do weddings, only crying.
Omg I was laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe and had to pause the video hahahaha
Don’t get married there
@villehursti you can make a sentence with their names. Here honey, ahole abandoned dog. It won't make much sense but it will fit the world of Google Translate
Sheogorath would probably find this version of the mortal plane significantly more interesting. At least the people are talking sense for once.
Maybe this is how he sees and hears Mundus.
okay now i wanna see the sheogorath questline with this.
it can only be brilliant!
I like magic and books
8:21 "Long live the Ottoman Empire!"
That one got me good lelelel.
ceddin deddin starts blasting
"That one didn't age quite so well"
He forgot what empire he was supposed to be rooting for lmao.
my grandpa with dementia be like
"That's fine, but you know that intelligence doesn't happen in your head." That's a sick burn if I ever heard one.
"There is a way to know. I try not to cry" literally me during maths homework
me during ANY homework
Me at any time, anywhere
@@someguyontheinternet604 All at once, all over the globe. F.
27:12 "I'm confused, I'm sorry." *Breaths fire*
I swear, everything the dragons say are hilarious, and the voice just makes it better!
I love these videos, can't wait for more~!
I was not expecting the dragons to have different dialogue, but I am SO GLAD they do!
Kinda reminiscent of what subjugated ghosts say in combat.
@@GTAVictor9128 "This isn't what I want!" (says the ghost ash pile)
He's suffering from industrialist propaganda. He's been conditioned into a self destroying manchurian during his slog in a dragon factory
As a non-american
I’m looking forward to hear what Wolfgang can tell me about the state of Iowa
After all these years, modders have finally creation Todd Howard's ultimate vision of Skyrim. Gaming has now truly peaked. 🗿
Honestly it's the AI generated voices that really brought it all together. The Dark Souls poorly translated mods with text to speech were ok but this is truly the summit of badly translated.
Currently, Todd Howard's ultimate vision of Skyrim is to destroy the modding community we spent decades building. There's a good reason most OG modders are against turning this amazing thing we all built through cooperation into a competition of who can fastest help the wealthy elite get even more wealthy from not giving modders real jobs, so they can take 2/3 of the profit from the modders hard work instead. Leaving modders without valid employment, worrying constantly, will they be homeless next month. .
Damn, I made a TYPO! MY BLOODLINE SHALL BE CURSED FOR 7 GENERATIONS TO COME!!!
@@aylbdrmadison1051 Bethesda have hired plenty of modders my friend, this just provides an avenue of revenue for those that are still building their skills or just want to mod as a side job. The modding community is fine don't worry.
@@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation Honestly it is fitting for the verbal diarrhea this mod adds lmao
I’m sorry, but this is by far, absolutely, undeniably one of the funniest translate mods I have ever seen. Just the sheer amount of work that went into it is amazing. And it’s not just for music lyrics or a small game. And implementing AI voices to read it?
It’s just awesome all around.
Thanks! We appreciate the support!
@@FormerlyBlue It also clearly shows how racism and other forms of bigotry are created. 🤣😂🤣
Bloody brilliant, that!
Half-Life badly translated completely replaces all textures that have text in the game, and the mod makers voice act all the lines themselves.
I believe Skyrim has only one picture for all the animals. And the picture is a dragon
I'm so glad this is my first time seeing Skyrim, so it just adds to the hilarious confusion😅
imagine having someone play it for the first time this way
Without telling them.
What do you mean?, this is how skyrim is meant to be played normally
I would just assume I was having a stroke.
Back in the 80's and 90's many games were badly translated, I mean not as extreme as this but kinda close. Castlevania II Simon's Quest being the most popular example.
@@js100serch yeah i remember
I absolutely lost it when you found a plate of diarrhea
A bit of fun meta-ness in regards to "an Abandoned Dog". There's a story in China of when Confucius was waiting for his disciples in the pouring rain by a gate. As they returned someone asked them, "Who is that man? He looks like an abandoned dog, but he has the aura of a sage!" When Confucius heard the story he laughed and said, "I'm no sage! But he was right about me looking like an abandoned dog!"
Fits with the Greybeards being representative of sageliness and wisdom, and all of that.
I love the random comedic timing of 11:16
'Bassian Operating System': _"Yes, sad news"_
You: *discovers the chair he's sitting in is called _'Gets Worse'_ 🤣
"You are a wonderful person" said the shovel. I said in response "You dig me!"
PLEASE MAKE MORE OF THESE!!!
"are you ready to learn a new word that contains 'a'?" is my favorite line, along with "many people complain that their dogs are getting lost" while one of them is named abandoned dog. this is hilarious, i love these videos! i haven't played a lot of quests in skyrim (i've only done what happened in the first episode) so it's extra funny when i have zero of the real context
I honestly had to re-check it wasn't a new word with 'n'. That would have been even more savage.
Log Out is such a gangster it's just so funny how her personality is consistent in this random mess
So wait. Ireland is Tamriel?
Cool. Makes sense.
No Ireland is Jarl Big Ball's Steward
@@anthonyschlott916
Yes, and she said she's Tamriel after they killed the fly snake.
@@anthonyschlott916Housecarl
yes they are confused. please save the abandoned dogs.
And dragons are often translated to snakes, so I guess Dragonborn is St Patrick?
Ah, so I guess there were no footballers since the era of Jurgen Windcaller's legendary penalty kick. I'm glad honey got one of the English teachers to teach you R.O. so you could keep your promise... God I'm loving this series. My brand of insanity.
"Jannat stood at the foot of the hill opposite Sarogor." line goes kinda hard. Need more lore on that.
"Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra" vibes.
@@TehCakeIzALie1 Oh yeah, definitely wouldn't be out of place as a Darmok line lmao
Jannat and Sarogor at the foot of the hill - A common Tamarian wedding proposal
“This person is lazy, like me”
these dragon dialogues kill me😂😂😂😂
26:55
Gluckner said. 🤣
Are you drunk and lost?
The Greybeards' initiation fucking killed me, I think i'm crying. Best teachers in Skyrim!
lol I like how Honey made it sound like we were going to learn English and then referenced the Hindu festival of Makar Sankranti instead.
29:05 Yea, and one of the Greyboreds is just named "A hole." 🤣😂🤣
Them randomly shouting "Washing clothes" at the end killed me
It's very hard to learn the dragon language, though. I mean, each syllable consists of more than three syllables.
Dobby is not Hasbro's Jasmine!
"Dragons are the most fun part of dragon hunting."
You don't say
"The count of Sin - Reincarnation" sounds like the title of a Death Metal album 😂 PLEASE continue this series 😂
The skill tree felt like every album title you'd find in an indie record store.
YES, MORE FROM THIS SERIES, I WATCHED THE LAST ONE LIKE 8 TIMES
I love how player dialog is unchanged, like you're the last sane man in Skyrim.
"Jarl Big Ball" is still the truest interpretation of a character's name. Even after so many changes, he still be ballin'
I want another episode, these videos are curing my depression
You were right about Honey being more of a guidance counselor. Between him recommending Rutgers High School and having his colleague tell you all about Iowa State, it seems he has a path to success all planned out for you.
I can't pick a favourite quote, I can't even pick a favourite name! I was laughing out loud at the child named "Flour". 😂 If you decide to continue this, I hope you'll do the Thieves Quest line, I'm sure it'll be WILD.
Also I love how some of the text is not changed (i.e. the player's answers). So you get conversations where the NPC will spout total nonsense like "go follow the yellow thoughts and drive a bus" and the Dragonborn just replies "yes of course I will speak to the Greybeards".
Clearly the Dragonborn is a master of linguistics.
"It didn't matter because it didn't matter."
-Log Out
Words to live by 😂
*"Dobby is not Hasbro's Jasmine. Washing clothes."*
These words don't even make sense mid-stroke, which was pretty much the whole three lines leading up to this.
Each episode is worth a golden globe if you ask me! Keep the episodes coming!
Bro, I love it when you’re talking to the random dude right at the beginning of the steps, he drops like the hardest philosophical one-liner
The first step is not the 700,000 it is the one closest to the ground
Making some great points with that one
The fact that Nelkir's name is Headlamp, and not some baking ingredient like his siblings, his WILD, considering what we learn during the Whispering Door quest
Nirnroot being called success and it saying "certificate added" after you pick it up is fucking golden
Oblivion flashbacks 😂
the funny thing is delphine sounds about as lucid as she does in vanilla.
21:22 The Grizzlies are the team Jurgen Windcaller played the penalty kick for
It's like easter egg about Golden Mark easter egg in Morrowind. Blue devils team
The name “The Winterhold Academy of Witchcraft and Wizardry” is like a THOUSAND times cooler than the college’s actual name
“Meet me, that’s right!” Truly haunting last words from i the dragon 😔
14:28 "Jannat stood at the foot of the hill opposite Sarogor"
Lines like these are why I love badly translated dialog. I can let my imagination run wild and create entire scenes and snippets of lore in my head. Jannat here could be a legendary warrior and Honey is speaking about the beginning of her journey of ascension. Upon leaving her hometown of Sarogor, she arrived in Skyrim in an earlier era and stayed at High Hrothgar for a time. Her journey would take her ever onward but her guidance and valor would leave a lasting impression at High Hrothgar.
I'm amazed by how unscathed Old Man's line about respecting your wife was, that was almost the same line
Except that somehow Old Man knows we're the Dragonborn lol.
@@FormerlyBlue Hey, she's skilled in Restoration, a perfectly valid school of magic. Maybe she sees more than lesser men.
It seems every language agreed respecting you wife is the best option.
"As the old saying goes, a man can cry without doing anything" lul
like the wind.
I mean... the name "King of War" for the last skill in two-handed weapons makes kinda sense, though.
“And our hatred for the German family”
Shit just got too real 😂
First the Germans, then Indians. How did they make the Nords _more_ racist?
@@BrandonVoutScandinavian folk are ethnically German, but don't tell them I said that.
And then a few moments later came the austrian empire.........
...and then Iowa State!
@@huntercleveland7950 germanic. not the same thing
"Intelligence doesn't happen in your head" is an insult I have to use sometime.
"Find the hat and count all the balls"!!!😂😂😂
Jokes on you, I'm into that shit!
@@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation Dude!!!! 🤣
Ball counting is an ancient Skyrim skill and tradition!
You missed the part where she requested wine with an exclamation mark immediately before that.
28:48 The quick "Don't get married there" at the end of the sentence just had me dying
That Jurgen Windcaller apparently took "a penalty kick" (and that was his claim to fame??), just sent me into hysterics. PLEASE please keep these episodes coming!!
I've been playing this mod in free time and it's amazing, the one liners always have me laughing. This mod might even make the peace talk meeting fun! Fantastic video as usual, a Formerly weekend upload is always a welcome sight
Thanks Vale! If you get any screenshots of funny stuff you find while playing feel free to share on Discord!
the insanity of the dialogue is so reminiscent of Oblivion Dialogue that it's spooky - and says something about Oblivion Dialogue when you think about it.
MORE. PLEASE. I HAVENT LAUGHED THIS HARD IN SUCH A LONG TIME.
The greybeard section is exactly how it felt to be in english class
I loved English at school but this comment destroyed me
Please never stop making these, I haven’t laughed this hard in a while 😭
9:21 is just way too hilarious. “I AM REALLY HAPPY!”
These are incredible. Watched the last one on a flight home from a long business trip and I think the guy sitting next to me thought there was something wrong with me I was giggling so much.
please please please play through the entire game with this mod and do sidequests too. this is so funny man. i can´t even tell my favourite line because everything was so chaotic, but the kangaroo route line almost killed me.
The fact the guy whose only defining feature is he works for Belathor just says essentially the same thing.
That’s honestly pretty funny.
"But you know that intelligence doesn't happen in your head"
"Thanks, honey!"
part 3. be smart and release it. many people lose their dogs around here
Greybeard's initiation really made me forget to breath for a good 30 seconds, I almost died LMFAO
I (still) love everything about this 😂 My stomach hurts from laughing constantly 😂
Also: I'm dreaming of the Wabbajack quest with this mod 😆
"One year ago, unfortunately, my father died a hundred years ago." God dang it, a Dragon Break.
The timeless wisdom of mistranslated Skyrim:
"A man can cry without doing anything. Like the wind."
Ancient wisdom for solving your own problems I guess?
"There were no footballers back then. Only Idiots."
Enlightenment is like football. You have to focus on the fundamentals. I guess that's why Jurgen Windcaller took the penalty kick. Also, apparently leeks are also football.
"The next step is not 7000 steps, but close to the ground."
Advice for taking on a challenge one step at a time.
"You know that intelligence doesn't happen in your head."
People do often allude to thinking with various other organs.
"I am not your enemy. I give you pepper."
Ancient tradition: Give pepper as a sign of allegiance.
"You are a wonderful person."
Thanks, shovel. :)
I CAN'T WAIT FOR EPISODE 3!!! 💯
I'm going to be saying "well, let's go the kangaroo route" before going anywhere from now on 😂 please keep these videos coming, it's pure gold
"Each syllable contains more than three syllables. His face grew as he swallowed each word."
"Master Inat teaches words of infinite power."
"The sun in Makarasankranti represents "Libra." Use strong tools to make the holes."
Michael Kirkbride: " Yessss. Go on."
"if you were really born a monster, you would cry "fight" "
Well said.
"All your bases are belong to us" level of translation
I just found these and watched both episodes back-to-back. I laughed so hard and for so long that nevermind my stomach, my eyes legitimately hurt so bad. I hope more of these will be on the way.
This is like having an INT of 5 traveling around the world listening to people talk.
Dobby washing clothes... So hogwarts and house elfs exists
6:51 Canon. Confirmed.
I think it's the Winterhold Academy of Witchcraft and Wizardry in this world.
@@FormerlyBlue
Goddamn if I see any Falmer folding laundry at a Nord's estate...
@@RuSosan ngl now I want a falmer washing servants mod complete with Dobby voice.
I'm six minutes in, crying from laughing so hard I can barely see my screen... This is pure gold
MOTHERFLIPPIN' EDIT: MY CHEEKS HURT AND I LOVE YOU.
Its real fun since I know what they are supposed to say. I almost died during laughing. Please part3
I love this! One of the best series on UA-cam right now if you ask me.
28:37 this part killed me lmao
and yes I would love to watch another episode please
I hope Brad is ok after he felt something open inside him.
I’m minded to congratulate him
7:02 Well, this gives a whole new meaning to the "Milk drinker" insult...
oh god lol
14:03 I hope he reconsidered living in High Hrothgar when they gave him the Greybeard name "A-hole"
"No, you don't have to stand up! Snake Attack!"
I wonder who is "Long Qui"
@@JJVPlayz090 Some akaviri dude probably
13:00 You misunderstand. The game isn't telling you to freeze the troll. That's a troll named Freeze. You killed someone's pet, you monster.
"see how fast you can dress Tomek in a new outfit" lmao
28:49 confirming hasbro never made a Dobby toy that was good!
6:08 looks like Skyrim is in Indonesia, the only place where Makara cinnamon is located.
28:48 “Dobby is not hasbro’s jasmine. Washing clothes.”
I couldn't wait for the next episode, and it did not disappoint! I was dying during the entire Greybeard initiation ritual lmfao
When my man Absolutely said “Master beard cold heat”, I really felt that 😂
Absolutely has to be the most coherent character in this whole mod. 12:25 - 12:45 is a pretty solid recollection of a personal story and what he learned from it. Even the reply he starts to give to FB's next question just before the cutaway is relevant and structured.
I love how they began speaking about Grace, as if this was suddenly Elden Ring
When badly TLed Skyrim won an award while todd doesnt 💀
My family is Corsican, I was not expecting to hear that. Thanks for fighting for us! These videos are hilarious I could watch a whole series on this.