Badly Translated Skyrim: The Fever Dream Continues

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  • @FormerlyBlue
    @FormerlyBlue  11 місяців тому +55

    Episode 3 is out now! ua-cam.com/video/yW5QfORAHt4/v-deo.html

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 11 місяців тому +3

      You know you've hit a new low when you're accepting compliments from a shovel

    • @YAHUAHSsavagewarrior183
      @YAHUAHSsavagewarrior183 7 місяців тому

      yes I saved the play list to my playlist

    • @sesh4469
      @sesh4469 7 місяців тому

      I love your Skyrim videos 😂

  • @timhammond908
    @timhammond908 Рік тому +1683

    You missed some important context: Dolphin asked if you can eat history. You laughed. Later however, it was revealed dragon's tongue are called history. So yes, you CAN eat history. Guess you learned a valuable lesson this day, didn't you?

    • @sdfabctr
      @sdfabctr Рік тому +114

      but that's wrong because once you pick it up then it's just "dragons tongue" so you'd actually have to eat it off the plant without letting it enter your inventory to truly eat history

    • @timhammond908
      @timhammond908 Рік тому +62

      @@sdfabctr I stand corrected! Although...something tells me it'll only be a matter of time before Dolphin gives that a try

    • @jeroenceulemans3715
      @jeroenceulemans3715 Рік тому +80

      History is eaten by the victors.

    • @burgbass
      @burgbass Рік тому +35

      History is a delicacy

    • @michelveenstra9906
      @michelveenstra9906 11 місяців тому +7

      Very valuable👍tnnx for the life lessons😂

  • @CyberSpider35
    @CyberSpider35 Рік тому +1703

    "There was no footballers back then. Only Idiots" - speaking like a true football fan.

    • @FormerlyBlue
      @FormerlyBlue  Рік тому +254

      Yeah I didn't realize the Nords were such big football fans! It makes sense though since the great Jurgen Windkeller himself was a football player.

    • @Kings_Gambit_24
      @Kings_Gambit_24 Рік тому +37

      That line about killed me.

    • @aylbdrmadison1051
      @aylbdrmadison1051 Рік тому +38

      @@Kings_Gambit_24 : IKR? I'm having to watch this video in stages, so my stomach doesn't hurt from laughing so hard.

    • @aylbdrmadison1051
      @aylbdrmadison1051 Рік тому +7

      @CyberSpider35 : Haha! My final verdict; on the mod; this is what's happened to modern politics. 🤪

    • @mitchellbarton7915
      @mitchellbarton7915 Рік тому +34

      Well, Jurgen Windcaller recieved the penalty kick in the game with the Falmer in the Tamriel Bowl 700 in the first season

  • @cja35
    @cja35 Рік тому +1760

    "As the old saying goes, a man can cry without doing anything, like the wind"

    • @Craah74
      @Craah74 Рік тому +121

      True wisdom right there 😂

    • @CanisMythson
      @CanisMythson Рік тому +132

      Honestly should be a lesson taught more often. Men *can* cry, and should if they feel the need

    • @aylbdrmadison1051
      @aylbdrmadison1051 Рік тому +74

      @@CanisMythson : True. An emotionally unbalanced person regardless of sex or gender, is weaker than they otherwise would be. Not allowing sadness to take it's course is one of the main ways anger is turned from just being energy to protect oneself ans others from further harm, to revenge and or bigotry, witch are the reasons not only for all war and most violence, but also most of humanities self-imposed problems overall.

    • @ThePC007
      @ThePC007 Рік тому +70

      @@CanisMythson Yeah, just like the wind.

    • @Cardioid2035
      @Cardioid2035 Рік тому +39

      @@aylbdrmadison1051which means the strongest man in the room is the one who isn’t afraid to have his emotion’s misconstrued as weakness

  • @Kai.CRoleplaying
    @Kai.CRoleplaying Рік тому +1161

    Who could forget about Jarl Big Ball and his three children, Milk, Flour, and Headlight

    • @Sledgehammeh
      @Sledgehammeh Рік тому +94

      Jarl Big Ball will be BALLIN'

    • @plasmaflippy9376
      @plasmaflippy9376 Рік тому +65

      Sounds like some wacky The Sims youtuber's family

    • @SpottableBus
      @SpottableBus Рік тому +25

      I came to this video immediately after watching the first one and those kids' names almost made me pee myself.

    • @I_pirated_premium
      @I_pirated_premium 11 місяців тому +15

      @@Sledgehammeh SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG HOLLA IF YOU NEED ME

    • @NewCaliforniaRepublicTrooper
      @NewCaliforniaRepublicTrooper 10 місяців тому

      ​@@I_pirated_premium Subscribe, and he'll draw you like one of his fancy French girls.

  • @dakotateears3749
    @dakotateears3749 Рік тому +1133

    "That's fine, but you know that intelligence doesn't happen in your head."
    Bro got disrespected and didn't even notice😂

  • @KarmasAB123
    @KarmasAB123 Рік тому +605

    "I want to be with you... you know... 7000 steps left."
    Always nice to have new pick up lines.

    • @Dinnyeify
      @Dinnyeify Рік тому +97

      sounds like something an overly attached fitness watch would say

    • @XxBlackAngel141
      @XxBlackAngel141 Рік тому +21

      ​@@DinnyeifyI just wheezed 😂

    • @CallofFreaky
      @CallofFreaky 6 місяців тому +2

      Playing hard to get

  • @spinoza2326
    @spinoza2326 Рік тому +715

    "I know the Thalmor factory was replaced by the Greybeard factory when I got here"
    Looks like the Dragon is solving Skyrim's economic difficulties

    • @FormerlyBlue
      @FormerlyBlue  Рік тому +67

      Someone has to after Gjeoffriehy ruined it.

    • @iraqifoodcart8447
      @iraqifoodcart8447 Рік тому

      Hey man, you're not allowed to insult the Thalmor. Think about it! 6 gorillian Thalmors died during Civil War 2.

  • @thesparks007
    @thesparks007 Рік тому +508

    Graybeards just keep finding lost dogs that wander up the 7000 steps and have to take care of them.

  • @ichbinben.
    @ichbinben. Рік тому +272

    "Intelligence doesn't happen in your head" is kinda savage.

  • @serotonin.scavenger
    @serotonin.scavenger Рік тому +552

    You can tell that Headlight is adopted lol

    • @MrPrideHyde
      @MrPrideHyde Рік тому +103

      He ate Eggs

    • @shawndonq135
      @shawndonq135 Рік тому +45

      Flour and milk dislike headlight. (probably)

    • @badladyami
      @badladyami 9 місяців тому +16

      Head Gasket is Headlight's real dad.

    • @michaelsilvers1260
      @michaelsilvers1260 8 місяців тому +4

      Probably the mechanic in riverrun feet was talking about in the first episode

  • @midnightcoffee6463
    @midnightcoffee6463 Рік тому +882

    Dolphin is such a nice character -- so sincere. I really hope she'll be understanding about preserving the Party Snax for later.

    • @joinyjohnes
      @joinyjohnes Рік тому +132

      She did offer pepper

    • @cjanderic6181
      @cjanderic6181 Рік тому +46

      I hope she will not try to get the dragon to kill Partysnax

    • @louthinator
      @louthinator Рік тому +51

      so, I'm one of the people working on this mod along with Exit and while we don't know what the automated translator will spit out for Parthuurnax, some of the ones I've done manually are either
      "Fast Man"
      or if you take his name, translate it from Dragonspeak into English THEN throw it through the translator. It becomes
      "The opinion of the king is bad"
      So we'll see what comes of it XD

    • @FormerlyBlue
      @FormerlyBlue  Рік тому +148

      Maybe we should give Dolphin a break, she did just lose her father a year ago due to his death 100 years ago, after all.

    • @aylbdrmadison1051
      @aylbdrmadison1051 Рік тому +12

      @@FormerlyBlue : You should just call this mod: _WTF?_
      Regardless, it's so much fun!

  • @7kaigen672
    @7kaigen672 Рік тому +214

    "Men, women, dogs, old people... Nobody hit me!" - Log Out

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 4 місяці тому +3

      She immediately tried to flee. Just look at her name

  • @EddieCrayMarshmallow
    @EddieCrayMarshmallow Рік тому +440

    I laughed so hard when during the dragon's initiation (by Honey, the Abandoned Dog and two other grizzlies) they were speaking that secret language and then just in the middle of a sentence they added "don't get married here" and continued with another great phrase I forgot cause I laughed too hard 😂

    • @FormerlyBlue
      @FormerlyBlue  Рік тому +110

      Dobby is not Hasbro's Jasmine.

    • @villehursti
      @villehursti Рік тому +54

      Here, A Hole and the Abandoned Dog, what a gang.

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 11 місяців тому +19

      They don't do weddings, only crying.

    • @olivert4648
      @olivert4648 8 місяців тому +8

      Omg I was laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe and had to pause the video hahahaha
      Don’t get married there

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 7 місяців тому

      ​@villehursti you can make a sentence with their names. Here honey, ahole abandoned dog. It won't make much sense but it will fit the world of Google Translate

  • @emeraldkoala2
    @emeraldkoala2 Рік тому +475

    Sheogorath would probably find this version of the mortal plane significantly more interesting. At least the people are talking sense for once.

    • @RuSosan
      @RuSosan Рік тому +47

      Maybe this is how he sees and hears Mundus.

    • @EmpressSock
      @EmpressSock Рік тому +35

      okay now i wanna see the sheogorath questline with this.
      it can only be brilliant!

    • @CallofFreaky
      @CallofFreaky 6 місяців тому +2

      I like magic and books

  • @Keksnek
    @Keksnek Рік тому +709

    8:21 "Long live the Ottoman Empire!"

  • @hydrocannons7573
    @hydrocannons7573 Рік тому +228

    "That's fine, but you know that intelligence doesn't happen in your head." That's a sick burn if I ever heard one.

  • @lucienmoolman8017
    @lucienmoolman8017 Рік тому +234

    "There is a way to know. I try not to cry" literally me during maths homework

  • @Dragon_Age_Babe
    @Dragon_Age_Babe Рік тому +473

    27:12 "I'm confused, I'm sorry." *Breaths fire*
    I swear, everything the dragons say are hilarious, and the voice just makes it better!
    I love these videos, can't wait for more~!

    • @shinymainespoon
      @shinymainespoon Рік тому +37

      I was not expecting the dragons to have different dialogue, but I am SO GLAD they do!

    • @GTAVictor9128
      @GTAVictor9128 Рік тому +12

      Kinda reminiscent of what subjugated ghosts say in combat.

    • @shinymainespoon
      @shinymainespoon Рік тому +19

      @@GTAVictor9128 "This isn't what I want!" (says the ghost ash pile)

    • @donlad
      @donlad Рік тому +13

      He's suffering from industrialist propaganda. He's been conditioned into a self destroying manchurian during his slog in a dragon factory

  • @Tecrte
    @Tecrte Рік тому +152

    As a non-american
    I’m looking forward to hear what Wolfgang can tell me about the state of Iowa

  • @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation
    @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation Рік тому +470

    After all these years, modders have finally creation Todd Howard's ultimate vision of Skyrim. Gaming has now truly peaked. 🗿

    • @louthinator
      @louthinator Рік тому +30

      Honestly it's the AI generated voices that really brought it all together. The Dark Souls poorly translated mods with text to speech were ok but this is truly the summit of badly translated.

    • @aylbdrmadison1051
      @aylbdrmadison1051 Рік тому +14

      Currently, Todd Howard's ultimate vision of Skyrim is to destroy the modding community we spent decades building. There's a good reason most OG modders are against turning this amazing thing we all built through cooperation into a competition of who can fastest help the wealthy elite get even more wealthy from not giving modders real jobs, so they can take 2/3 of the profit from the modders hard work instead. Leaving modders without valid employment, worrying constantly, will they be homeless next month. .

    • @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation
      @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation Рік тому +4

      Damn, I made a TYPO! MY BLOODLINE SHALL BE CURSED FOR 7 GENERATIONS TO COME!!!

    • @unbeatable617
      @unbeatable617 Рік тому +12

      @@aylbdrmadison1051 Bethesda have hired plenty of modders my friend, this just provides an avenue of revenue for those that are still building their skills or just want to mod as a side job. The modding community is fine don't worry.

    • @notsoracistraspberry4168
      @notsoracistraspberry4168 Рік тому +2

      ​@@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation Honestly it is fitting for the verbal diarrhea this mod adds lmao

  • @QuestIonAskin
    @QuestIonAskin Рік тому +432

    I’m sorry, but this is by far, absolutely, undeniably one of the funniest translate mods I have ever seen. Just the sheer amount of work that went into it is amazing. And it’s not just for music lyrics or a small game. And implementing AI voices to read it?
    It’s just awesome all around.

    • @FormerlyBlue
      @FormerlyBlue  Рік тому +36

      Thanks! We appreciate the support!

    • @aylbdrmadison1051
      @aylbdrmadison1051 Рік тому +7

      @@FormerlyBlue It also clearly shows how racism and other forms of bigotry are created. 🤣😂🤣
      Bloody brilliant, that!

    • @queuedjar4578
      @queuedjar4578 Рік тому +12

      Half-Life badly translated completely replaces all textures that have text in the game, and the mod makers voice act all the lines themselves.

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 Рік тому +3

      I believe Skyrim has only one picture for all the animals. And the picture is a dragon

    • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
      @fuzzyotterpaws4395 Рік тому +5

      I'm so glad this is my first time seeing Skyrim, so it just adds to the hilarious confusion😅

  • @SnW_Wolf
    @SnW_Wolf Рік тому +299

    imagine having someone play it for the first time this way

    • @CrazyGaming-ig6qq
      @CrazyGaming-ig6qq Рік тому +32

      Without telling them.

    • @Ale-Y
      @Ale-Y Рік тому +18

      What do you mean?, this is how skyrim is meant to be played normally

    • @MissGreenTeaLady
      @MissGreenTeaLady Рік тому +17

      I would just assume I was having a stroke.

    • @js100serch
      @js100serch 11 місяців тому +7

      Back in the 80's and 90's many games were badly translated, I mean not as extreme as this but kinda close. Castlevania II Simon's Quest being the most popular example.

    • @SnW_Wolf
      @SnW_Wolf 11 місяців тому

      @@js100serch yeah i remember

  • @-ElysianEcho-
    @-ElysianEcho- Рік тому +92

    I absolutely lost it when you found a plate of diarrhea

  • @HighPriestFuneral
    @HighPriestFuneral Рік тому +72

    A bit of fun meta-ness in regards to "an Abandoned Dog". There's a story in China of when Confucius was waiting for his disciples in the pouring rain by a gate. As they returned someone asked them, "Who is that man? He looks like an abandoned dog, but he has the aura of a sage!" When Confucius heard the story he laughed and said, "I'm no sage! But he was right about me looking like an abandoned dog!"
    Fits with the Greybeards being representative of sageliness and wisdom, and all of that.

  • @Foxtrot369
    @Foxtrot369 11 місяців тому +28

    I love the random comedic timing of 11:16
    'Bassian Operating System': _"Yes, sad news"_
    You: *discovers the chair he's sitting in is called _'Gets Worse'_ 🤣

  • @GrimmForGospel
    @GrimmForGospel Рік тому +87

    "You are a wonderful person" said the shovel. I said in response "You dig me!"

  • @victoronnie
    @victoronnie Рік тому +108

    "are you ready to learn a new word that contains 'a'?" is my favorite line, along with "many people complain that their dogs are getting lost" while one of them is named abandoned dog. this is hilarious, i love these videos! i haven't played a lot of quests in skyrim (i've only done what happened in the first episode) so it's extra funny when i have zero of the real context

    • @migga86
      @migga86 6 місяців тому +1

      I honestly had to re-check it wasn't a new word with 'n'. That would have been even more savage.

  • @blazi2293
    @blazi2293 Рік тому +86

    Log Out is such a gangster it's just so funny how her personality is consistent in this random mess

  • @RuSosan
    @RuSosan Рік тому +167

    So wait. Ireland is Tamriel?
    Cool. Makes sense.

    • @anthonyschlott916
      @anthonyschlott916 Рік тому +19

      No Ireland is Jarl Big Ball's Steward

    • @RuSosan
      @RuSosan Рік тому +20

      @@anthonyschlott916
      Yes, and she said she's Tamriel after they killed the fly snake.

    • @huntercleveland7950
      @huntercleveland7950 Рік тому

      ​@@anthonyschlott916Housecarl

    • @CrazyGaming-ig6qq
      @CrazyGaming-ig6qq Рік тому +5

      yes they are confused. please save the abandoned dogs.

    • @GTAVictor9128
      @GTAVictor9128 Рік тому +5

      And dragons are often translated to snakes, so I guess Dragonborn is St Patrick?

  • @Silentecho63
    @Silentecho63 Рік тому +85

    Ah, so I guess there were no footballers since the era of Jurgen Windcaller's legendary penalty kick. I'm glad honey got one of the English teachers to teach you R.O. so you could keep your promise... God I'm loving this series. My brand of insanity.

  • @zipperman1448
    @zipperman1448 Рік тому +143

    "Jannat stood at the foot of the hill opposite Sarogor." line goes kinda hard. Need more lore on that.

    • @TehCakeIzALie1
      @TehCakeIzALie1 Рік тому +29

      "Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra" vibes.

    • @zipperman1448
      @zipperman1448 Рік тому +4

      @@TehCakeIzALie1 Oh yeah, definitely wouldn't be out of place as a Darmok line lmao

    • @oskarhenriksen3456
      @oskarhenriksen3456 Рік тому +4

      Jannat and Sarogor at the foot of the hill - A common Tamarian wedding proposal

  • @giodawg45
    @giodawg45 Рік тому +169

    “This person is lazy, like me”
    these dragon dialogues kill me😂😂😂😂
    26:55

  • @Vynecloud
    @Vynecloud Рік тому +243

    The Greybeards' initiation fucking killed me, I think i'm crying. Best teachers in Skyrim!

    • @FormerlyBlue
      @FormerlyBlue  Рік тому +79

      lol I like how Honey made it sound like we were going to learn English and then referenced the Hindu festival of Makar Sankranti instead.

    • @aylbdrmadison1051
      @aylbdrmadison1051 Рік тому +43

      29:05 Yea, and one of the Greyboreds is just named "A hole." 🤣😂🤣

    • @yg156
      @yg156 Рік тому +69

      Them randomly shouting "Washing clothes" at the end killed me

    • @nighthorder6542
      @nighthorder6542 Рік тому +40

      It's very hard to learn the dragon language, though. I mean, each syllable consists of more than three syllables.

    • @deadbeetsurname8810
      @deadbeetsurname8810 Рік тому +36

      Dobby is not Hasbro's Jasmine!

  • @sovereignflux
    @sovereignflux Рік тому +51

    "Dragons are the most fun part of dragon hunting."
    You don't say

  • @Ohlala1205
    @Ohlala1205 Рік тому +111

    "The count of Sin - Reincarnation" sounds like the title of a Death Metal album 😂 PLEASE continue this series 😂

    • @badladyami
      @badladyami 9 місяців тому +6

      The skill tree felt like every album title you'd find in an indie record store.

  • @whiteside6928
    @whiteside6928 Рік тому +107

    YES, MORE FROM THIS SERIES, I WATCHED THE LAST ONE LIKE 8 TIMES

  • @KelvinShadewing
    @KelvinShadewing Рік тому +36

    I love how player dialog is unchanged, like you're the last sane man in Skyrim.

  • @Otaar21
    @Otaar21 Рік тому +26

    "Jarl Big Ball" is still the truest interpretation of a character's name. Even after so many changes, he still be ballin'

  • @JJVPlayz090
    @JJVPlayz090 Рік тому +95

    I want another episode, these videos are curing my depression

  • @Tomezilla514
    @Tomezilla514 Рік тому +22

    You were right about Honey being more of a guidance counselor. Between him recommending Rutgers High School and having his colleague tell you all about Iowa State, it seems he has a path to success all planned out for you.

  • @missmara4980
    @missmara4980 Рік тому +114

    I can't pick a favourite quote, I can't even pick a favourite name! I was laughing out loud at the child named "Flour". 😂 If you decide to continue this, I hope you'll do the Thieves Quest line, I'm sure it'll be WILD.
    Also I love how some of the text is not changed (i.e. the player's answers). So you get conversations where the NPC will spout total nonsense like "go follow the yellow thoughts and drive a bus" and the Dragonborn just replies "yes of course I will speak to the Greybeards".

    • @TheKabuto90
      @TheKabuto90 Рік тому +12

      Clearly the Dragonborn is a master of linguistics.

  • @7alexalien7
    @7alexalien7 Рік тому +62

    "It didn't matter because it didn't matter."
    -Log Out
    Words to live by 😂

  • @kamikoamaya
    @kamikoamaya Рік тому +94

    *"Dobby is not Hasbro's Jasmine. Washing clothes."*

    • @migga86
      @migga86 6 місяців тому +2

      These words don't even make sense mid-stroke, which was pretty much the whole three lines leading up to this.

  • @nagilooH0
    @nagilooH0 Рік тому +105

    Each episode is worth a golden globe if you ask me! Keep the episodes coming!

  • @thevisionary7596
    @thevisionary7596 Рік тому +53

    Bro, I love it when you’re talking to the random dude right at the beginning of the steps, he drops like the hardest philosophical one-liner
    The first step is not the 700,000 it is the one closest to the ground
    Making some great points with that one

  • @rylanallen1629
    @rylanallen1629 Рік тому +28

    The fact that Nelkir's name is Headlamp, and not some baking ingredient like his siblings, his WILD, considering what we learn during the Whispering Door quest

  • @victorotaviocardoso959
    @victorotaviocardoso959 Рік тому +37

    Nirnroot being called success and it saying "certificate added" after you pick it up is fucking golden

  • @tazman2253
    @tazman2253 Рік тому +56

    the funny thing is delphine sounds about as lucid as she does in vanilla.

  • @connorbutters8479
    @connorbutters8479 Рік тому +17

    21:22 The Grizzlies are the team Jurgen Windcaller played the penalty kick for

    • @vadimc2144
      @vadimc2144 8 місяців тому +1

      It's like easter egg about Golden Mark easter egg in Morrowind. Blue devils team

  • @GogotteandSig
    @GogotteandSig Рік тому +51

    The name “The Winterhold Academy of Witchcraft and Wizardry” is like a THOUSAND times cooler than the college’s actual name

  • @PersephonesWrath_
    @PersephonesWrath_ Рік тому +42

    “Meet me, that’s right!” Truly haunting last words from i the dragon 😔

  • @Kurppalumppu
    @Kurppalumppu Рік тому +41

    14:28 "Jannat stood at the foot of the hill opposite Sarogor"
    Lines like these are why I love badly translated dialog. I can let my imagination run wild and create entire scenes and snippets of lore in my head. Jannat here could be a legendary warrior and Honey is speaking about the beginning of her journey of ascension. Upon leaving her hometown of Sarogor, she arrived in Skyrim in an earlier era and stayed at High Hrothgar for a time. Her journey would take her ever onward but her guidance and valor would leave a lasting impression at High Hrothgar.

  • @Ryu1ify
    @Ryu1ify Рік тому +58

    I'm amazed by how unscathed Old Man's line about respecting your wife was, that was almost the same line

    • @FormerlyBlue
      @FormerlyBlue  Рік тому +18

      Except that somehow Old Man knows we're the Dragonborn lol.

    • @Ryu1ify
      @Ryu1ify Рік тому +12

      @@FormerlyBlue Hey, she's skilled in Restoration, a perfectly valid school of magic. Maybe she sees more than lesser men.

    • @BrandonVout
      @BrandonVout Рік тому +21

      It seems every language agreed respecting you wife is the best option.

  • @kettujabamiesukkeliukko
    @kettujabamiesukkeliukko Рік тому +39

    "As the old saying goes, a man can cry without doing anything" lul

    • @Everdred
      @Everdred 10 місяців тому +4

      like the wind.

  • @udoderunformige1250
    @udoderunformige1250 Рік тому +31

    I mean... the name "King of War" for the last skill in two-handed weapons makes kinda sense, though.

  • @Jay3up
    @Jay3up Рік тому +184

    “And our hatred for the German family”
    Shit just got too real 😂

    • @BrandonVout
      @BrandonVout Рік тому +34

      First the Germans, then Indians. How did they make the Nords _more_ racist?

    • @huntercleveland7950
      @huntercleveland7950 Рік тому +9

      ​@@BrandonVoutScandinavian folk are ethnically German, but don't tell them I said that.

    • @robindom.2186
      @robindom.2186 Рік тому +9

      And then a few moments later came the austrian empire.........

    • @samuellund1377
      @samuellund1377 Рік тому +5

      ...and then Iowa State!

    • @KavsLockedOut
      @KavsLockedOut Рік тому +6

      @@huntercleveland7950 germanic. not the same thing

  • @lillithplays6514
    @lillithplays6514 Рік тому +24

    "Intelligence doesn't happen in your head" is an insult I have to use sometime.

  • @tomrunelian9005
    @tomrunelian9005 Рік тому +108

    "Find the hat and count all the balls"!!!😂😂😂

    • @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation
      @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation Рік тому +12

      Jokes on you, I'm into that shit!

    • @tomrunelian9005
      @tomrunelian9005 Рік тому +5

      @@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation Dude!!!! 🤣

    • @algomaone121
      @algomaone121 Рік тому +3

      Ball counting is an ancient Skyrim skill and tradition!

    • @TellEmB290
      @TellEmB290 9 місяців тому +1

      You missed the part where she requested wine with an exclamation mark immediately before that.

  • @DarkRaptor86
    @DarkRaptor86 10 місяців тому +8

    28:48 The quick "Don't get married there" at the end of the sentence just had me dying

  • @gazlator
    @gazlator Рік тому +10

    That Jurgen Windcaller apparently took "a penalty kick" (and that was his claim to fame??), just sent me into hysterics. PLEASE please keep these episodes coming!!

  • @ValePlaysGames
    @ValePlaysGames Рік тому +74

    I've been playing this mod in free time and it's amazing, the one liners always have me laughing. This mod might even make the peace talk meeting fun! Fantastic video as usual, a Formerly weekend upload is always a welcome sight

    • @FormerlyBlue
      @FormerlyBlue  Рік тому +7

      Thanks Vale! If you get any screenshots of funny stuff you find while playing feel free to share on Discord!

  • @UncensoredScion
    @UncensoredScion Рік тому +8

    the insanity of the dialogue is so reminiscent of Oblivion Dialogue that it's spooky - and says something about Oblivion Dialogue when you think about it.

  • @clobzz
    @clobzz Рік тому +23

    MORE. PLEASE. I HAVENT LAUGHED THIS HARD IN SUCH A LONG TIME.

  • @ethanvanderbeke7445
    @ethanvanderbeke7445 Рік тому +29

    The greybeard section is exactly how it felt to be in english class

    • @MyratheDunmer
      @MyratheDunmer Рік тому +2

      I loved English at school but this comment destroyed me

  • @luislujan9099
    @luislujan9099 Рік тому +32

    Please never stop making these, I haven’t laughed this hard in a while 😭

  • @eagleofalinor0414
    @eagleofalinor0414 Рік тому +9

    9:21 is just way too hilarious. “I AM REALLY HAPPY!”

  • @digitalgulby
    @digitalgulby Рік тому +11

    These are incredible. Watched the last one on a flight home from a long business trip and I think the guy sitting next to me thought there was something wrong with me I was giggling so much.

  • @vaultboy2410
    @vaultboy2410 Рік тому +22

    please please please play through the entire game with this mod and do sidequests too. this is so funny man. i can´t even tell my favourite line because everything was so chaotic, but the kangaroo route line almost killed me.

  • @Ser_Matticus
    @Ser_Matticus Рік тому +21

    The fact the guy whose only defining feature is he works for Belathor just says essentially the same thing.
    That’s honestly pretty funny.

  • @brigittepetrovics
    @brigittepetrovics Рік тому +19

    "But you know that intelligence doesn't happen in your head"
    "Thanks, honey!"

  • @valentinnoje2930
    @valentinnoje2930 Рік тому +38

    part 3. be smart and release it. many people lose their dogs around here

  • @riyankoto
    @riyankoto Рік тому +16

    Greybeard's initiation really made me forget to breath for a good 30 seconds, I almost died LMFAO

  • @Craah74
    @Craah74 Рік тому +29

    I (still) love everything about this 😂 My stomach hurts from laughing constantly 😂
    Also: I'm dreaming of the Wabbajack quest with this mod 😆

  • @Durwagon
    @Durwagon Рік тому +10

    "One year ago, unfortunately, my father died a hundred years ago." God dang it, a Dragon Break.

  • @theoaremevano3227
    @theoaremevano3227 Рік тому +6

    The timeless wisdom of mistranslated Skyrim:
    "A man can cry without doing anything. Like the wind."
    Ancient wisdom for solving your own problems I guess?
    "There were no footballers back then. Only Idiots."
    Enlightenment is like football. You have to focus on the fundamentals. I guess that's why Jurgen Windcaller took the penalty kick. Also, apparently leeks are also football.
    "The next step is not 7000 steps, but close to the ground."
    Advice for taking on a challenge one step at a time.
    "You know that intelligence doesn't happen in your head."
    People do often allude to thinking with various other organs.
    "I am not your enemy. I give you pepper."
    Ancient tradition: Give pepper as a sign of allegiance.
    "You are a wonderful person."
    Thanks, shovel. :)

  • @kylebernet3279
    @kylebernet3279 Рік тому +21

    I CAN'T WAIT FOR EPISODE 3!!! 💯

  • @nightingale2710
    @nightingale2710 Рік тому +11

    I'm going to be saying "well, let's go the kangaroo route" before going anywhere from now on 😂 please keep these videos coming, it's pure gold

  • @FeepingCreature
    @FeepingCreature Рік тому +6

    "Each syllable contains more than three syllables. His face grew as he swallowed each word."
    "Master Inat teaches words of infinite power."
    "The sun in Makarasankranti represents "Libra." Use strong tools to make the holes."
    Michael Kirkbride: " Yessss. Go on."

  • @anewdawn2843
    @anewdawn2843 Рік тому +13

    "if you were really born a monster, you would cry "fight" "
    Well said.

  • @Bapa_nada
    @Bapa_nada Рік тому +17

    "All your bases are belong to us" level of translation

  • @TheLastWanderingBard
    @TheLastWanderingBard Рік тому +9

    I just found these and watched both episodes back-to-back. I laughed so hard and for so long that nevermind my stomach, my eyes legitimately hurt so bad. I hope more of these will be on the way.

  • @johnolsonjr7355
    @johnolsonjr7355 Рік тому +6

    This is like having an INT of 5 traveling around the world listening to people talk.

  • @grimfoxshadowfang7527
    @grimfoxshadowfang7527 Рік тому +58

    Dobby washing clothes... So hogwarts and house elfs exists

    • @RuSosan
      @RuSosan Рік тому +13

      6:51 Canon. Confirmed.

    • @FormerlyBlue
      @FormerlyBlue  Рік тому +38

      I think it's the Winterhold Academy of Witchcraft and Wizardry in this world.

    • @RuSosan
      @RuSosan Рік тому +2

      @@FormerlyBlue
      Goddamn if I see any Falmer folding laundry at a Nord's estate...

    • @CrazyGaming-ig6qq
      @CrazyGaming-ig6qq Рік тому

      @@RuSosan ngl now I want a falmer washing servants mod complete with Dobby voice.

  • @mostlymonkey1979
    @mostlymonkey1979 Рік тому +17

    I'm six minutes in, crying from laughing so hard I can barely see my screen... This is pure gold
    MOTHERFLIPPIN' EDIT: MY CHEEKS HURT AND I LOVE YOU.

  • @Ratomix
    @Ratomix Рік тому +8

    Its real fun since I know what they are supposed to say. I almost died during laughing. Please part3

  • @MasterSkyrim1000
    @MasterSkyrim1000 Рік тому +14

    I love this! One of the best series on UA-cam right now if you ask me.

  • @VoVilliaCorp
    @VoVilliaCorp Рік тому +6

    28:37 this part killed me lmao
    and yes I would love to watch another episode please

  • @babygorlie
    @babygorlie Рік тому +15

    I hope Brad is ok after he felt something open inside him.

  • @LilGamingYes
    @LilGamingYes Рік тому +9

    7:02 Well, this gives a whole new meaning to the "Milk drinker" insult...

  • @david10808
    @david10808 Рік тому +1

    14:03 I hope he reconsidered living in High Hrothgar when they gave him the Greybeard name "A-hole"

  • @JamesonCycz
    @JamesonCycz Рік тому +14

    "No, you don't have to stand up! Snake Attack!"

    • @JJVPlayz090
      @JJVPlayz090 Рік тому +2

      I wonder who is "Long Qui"

    • @TellEmB290
      @TellEmB290 9 місяців тому +1

      @@JJVPlayz090 Some akaviri dude probably

  • @jennifermk4059
    @jennifermk4059 10 місяців тому +1

    13:00 You misunderstand. The game isn't telling you to freeze the troll. That's a troll named Freeze. You killed someone's pet, you monster.

  • @Everdred
    @Everdred 10 місяців тому +2

    "see how fast you can dress Tomek in a new outfit" lmao
    28:49 confirming hasbro never made a Dobby toy that was good!
    6:08 looks like Skyrim is in Indonesia, the only place where Makara cinnamon is located.

  • @lmiranda0017
    @lmiranda0017 Рік тому +4

    28:48 “Dobby is not hasbro’s jasmine. Washing clothes.”

  • @Lyrog
    @Lyrog Рік тому +11

    I couldn't wait for the next episode, and it did not disappoint! I was dying during the entire Greybeard initiation ritual lmfao

  • @Maxxx_Power
    @Maxxx_Power Рік тому +13

    When my man Absolutely said “Master beard cold heat”, I really felt that 😂

    • @Mordecai02
      @Mordecai02 Рік тому +1

      Absolutely has to be the most coherent character in this whole mod. 12:25 - 12:45 is a pretty solid recollection of a personal story and what he learned from it. Even the reply he starts to give to FB's next question just before the cutaway is relevant and structured.

  • @the_hostess
    @the_hostess Рік тому +6

    I love how they began speaking about Grace, as if this was suddenly Elden Ring

  • @dreamEnd
    @dreamEnd Рік тому +22

    When badly TLed Skyrim won an award while todd doesnt 💀

  • @racism.gaming
    @racism.gaming Рік тому +4

    My family is Corsican, I was not expecting to hear that. Thanks for fighting for us! These videos are hilarious I could watch a whole series on this.