Sifu is what you get when Kung Fu goes too hard
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- Опубліковано 26 кві 2024
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►Outro
Music credits:
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![Sifu - Master Difficulty [ No Damage, Age 70, True Ending, No Shortcuts, Single Segment]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Yk-MUhN6kUw/mqdefault.jpg)
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Gotcha
Thanks sadly they are all over UA-cam they don’t stop 😭
I see what you mean.
Ok Zan Man 👍
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"Sifu has this unique mechanic where you have a midlife crisis during your playthrough."
My immersion
I sure as shit had one during my streams lol
I was the 666th like. The portal to hell has awakened!
@@dontreply8346 the portal to "oh shit im nearly 40 years old" you mean
@Youra 💋 MASS REPORT LADS
ah yes. a game providing us with the fear of crippling age, and the impermanence of human life. games be hitting different these days…
@Dera Tania that’s crazy
@@randocrap dam that really is crazy
@@Devinity08 Zamn, not comment taken down
Only 78 left
@Youra 💋 no way
The difference is that people irl stay dead upon death. No respawns. No resurrections. Just death. This applies to all living things. My point is that real world is far more harsh than the fictional ones we humans create and control.
This man will no-damage all the bosses before he masters the timing of Wilson Fisk's body slam.
I have up on mastering that shit. I just completely love out the way when I can
Fact.
I myself am a fairly large, heavyset guy. I would like to dispel the myth that big guys can just tank a kick to the guts. If you kung fu kick me in the belly, there's no hyper armour while I go for the grab, there's a weird wheeze as I try to breathe stunned lungs and my next special move is to flop into the recovery position while I try to remember how to inhale.
@@CappyK are you round or a square
@@Cat_Garfield yes
Sifu is simply a representation of what it took for your parents to get to school.
LMAOOO
"It's better to be a warrior in a garden, then a gardner in a war"
The Bottanist, probably.
I mean he's mute so prob not lmao
@@_ChineseJesus_ He's just the quiet type. Don't believe he's actually " mute ".
@@Khornecussion Shawn explicitly calls him a mute in one of his voice lines
You're either a smart fella or a fart smella
Bruce lee actually
The exaggerated swagger of a kung fu master
Yes
@Youra 💋 bot
Hey that rhymes!
almost sounds like a lyric
It gaves me goosebump everytime he hit those people
Beating Sean in my twenties for the first time felt like Sasuke leveling up his Sharingan. I was sitting there mumbling to the TV "I can see. I CAN SEE!!" dodging his every combo.
such a great game.
This game really makes you feel fucking invincible after playing it for 20 hrs
Yeah dude, it's fucking amazing.
Me, age 70, holding a lead pipe:
“You would not part an old man with his walking stick?”
This made me laugh out loud, thank you
Okay buddy Kuze.
Old man, your grave is calling
Hey Gandalf
Lmfao why is this so funny
"Sifu has this cool mechanic where you buy it for 40 bucks and it beats the shit out of you" I died laughing
When was it
For those wondering, the Kungfu style of the main hero is Bak Mei Gongfu, a Southern Shaolin Kungfu style.
The style is a break off from the original Bak mei school, its called Pak mei now. And the teachers say the original Bak mei is evil. Bak mei says the same about Pak mei 😂
I’m sure no one was wondering 😂
@@hamdidjeridane5727 I actually was, in fact, wondering if the game used a real life kungfu as a reference for all the fighting.
@@hamdidjeridane5727 I was wondering
Zanny: "you are blinded by your anger, your hatred!"
also Zanny: *proceeds to kill him*
“YOU TOOK FORTY YEARS OF MY LIFE “ had me in tears
You can hear this while someone playing Sifu or arguing with their significant other. In both cases you know: someone getting shit kicked outta em
Bro hit 50 on the first mission
And he is fighting a woman witch makes it even funnier
That scene can be use in any situation. Memeable.
@@unrealevent0 THE MONEY KAREN! THE MONEYY!!
Best training montage i've ever seen in my life
Yep i can agree
I have seen rocky and I can verify this
Lol
@@blackmerkit142 the dogs are my favorite part
Havok you're gonna make him get the lotion
12:31 the damn soft "huh?" as he realizes he's dead, that's essentially the entire fight against her
Zanny - "I'm 40, I'm basically dead!"
40+ year olds - "Damn, wish that was true."
As someone who's done martial arts, I can confirm that aging every time you're knocked out happens. I started at twelve years old, and five years later, I'm 102
How did you not get a game over in your seventies? That’s insane
@@grypharmy7256 Money buys you life.
@@calligraphy4244 Pay to win
Were you dressed as a shaolin monk because you popped up in my recommend earlier might I be so bold as to say you looked a bit weathered
when i was your age, i was 21!
"This little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 years"
-zanny upon gazing on the first level
well... he wasn't wrong
@@Medved- wtf is bros emoji💀
@@WhereIsChrome 💀💀💀💀
@@WhereIsChrome not everyone has an iphone bro
I got to the final level at age 20 but god damn, that third level boss is nuts.
Damn,the youngest I’ve been able to get there is 22 so far. It was very satisfying to get the trophy of beating the game under 25.
Yeah she is quite literally the hardest boss to me.
@@mrlanza81 they way I did it her combo has like a bpm you just have to remember and the lunge attacks just block at the flash and the kunai are fairly straightforward
Bro the third level of Yang is literally insane like his structure just keeps reviving it doesn’t matter I literally cried at how hard it was
@@raymok5644 I mean tbf its also impossible to die during that phase so it's just a game of patience of parrying
After four hours of playing this game, i would probably need to take a break to play some dark souls just to relax and feel like the game was giving me a fair chance.
It’s funny cause it’s true. That’s exactly what I did. Dark Souls is so much easier.😂
"Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way when you criticize him, you'll be a mile away, have his shoes!"
-Sun Tzu The Art Of War
" I hate it when people use my name for their stupid quotes, especially the long ones"
- Sun Tzu The Art Of War
"Stop quoting me dammit"
-Sun Tzu The Art of War
"SHUT UP"
-Sun Tzu The Art Of War
*sigh*
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
" I did not said that "
- Sun Tzu The Art of War
zanny: you're no match for me, im in my 20s, im in my prime.
also zanny: grandpa's got some moves in him
You fogot: a pile of ash, catch these hands!
Yeah...? It's a pretty complete no-brainer that you can still have *some moves in you* even if you're old, it's not contradicting in any way lmfao
@@mycookiehasnoname it’s the fact that he started in his 20’s.
@@i_am_squishy6230 I... What?
@@mycookiehasnoname yeah you know the whole aging up thing as a mechanic in the game
"This camera is shit and this game is hard." So I see you too walk the path of a dark souls player
When I heard the name Sean, I was expecting a short snippet of Ethan Mars screaming "SHAAAAAAAWWWWWWWNN!!!"
I love how every time we see zanny irl he always has his dogs there it's just amazing
And always rocking that Tobey Maguire merch , gotta remember that
The dogs are the only reason I'm here
The constant comedy
@Youra 💋 MURDER THE BOTS
@HOTS-SUKETY KILL MAIM BURN ALL THE BOTS
Every scream he does when he gets grappled by the big guys is priceless
That’s a good name
I approve
10:38 Zanny in a wheelchair at the age of 80: "come hear, catch these hands! matrix dodge *picks up a knife,* 3... point...saber combo!"
Zanny: "Back away wench, I have beaten Sekiro!"
Sifu: "Then you should be used to this. You about to die a lot more than twice."
Seeing Sifu by Zanny: "A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one"
@Abigel--19 🔞⤵️ ratio
@Dera Tania ratio
Never will get tired of this channel
Same
His videos just keep getting better
5:21
"eaasy, lemme just finish this-"
*proceeds to get picked up and gets back broken*
"WOOOOOO!"
i'm fucking wheezing through my left nostril 🤣
12:02 This is the most accurate thing ever said about this game lmao
*Zanny Walks into a bar: "How do you do fellow kids?"
Also Zanny: *proceeds to beat the kids to teach them to respect their elders
I heard that crack of bones...damn
For some reason my brain wanted there to be a chair somewhere in this comment
i love how zanny is sifu in literally any combat game where he comes back stronger because he has downloaded their moveset.
Sifu is dead lmao
@@smoresmuggler420 k
@@smoresmuggler420 not really lmao
@@novembervoid.2768 He died in the beginning cutscene dude
@@smoresmuggler420 ohhh I thought you were talking about the game itself, my bad dude.
That hallway is exactly straight out of a movie. It’s called Old Boy. Dude clears that hallway with a hammer
"This is hard, the camera-"
"Age 40"
*Distant scream*
“...until you get to the third boss. Good luck learning that shit!” My thoughts exactly. That first phase always tears me a new one.
Its easy, just dont get hit, simple
@@ExtremeMan10
What you need is a bat to block and break her structure.
@@Alex_Logan22 block? Nah you just run away lul
wait till you get to the last boss
And then Yang is a whole new level of pain
As a martial artist legitimately named Sean, basically every Sifu video has been a constant assault on my ego.
Ok
10:09 i was eating and almost choked
Damn the editing and commentary on this really made me feel like I was experiencing the game again for the first time. So good.
I think these devs could make a great Kung-Fu Panda game.
@Dera Tania ratio
@Abigel--19 🔞⤵️ ratio
@@piotrjasinski2130
Are you really saying ratio to bots? That's not even how you're supposed to use the word
@@steelbear2063 shit my bad.
I would buy that in a heartbeat.
Zanny is that friend we all wish we had or appreciate having.
0:24 zanny the perfect replica sound that Lu Kang made in MK10
literally adding 2 numbers:
Zanny: “this is to much math”
This one had alot of downloading movesets.
Sifu Orchestration 🙏
@@Joao-sz9ll my people know me too well.
🙏
🙏
I love the Doge looking at you like "What is he doing?"
"He's beginning to believe."
00:57
I knew I recognized this from somewhere! Same music zanny used in the first tsushima vid, works so well every time my man has good taste in music ngl
It’s baba o Riley by the who
This man Zanny with the edits is a damn genius ☠️☠️ the fucking training montage
One of the best games released this year. Loved watching you play and enjoy it, Zanny !
@sister x👙 tricks i know: UNO reverse card
Obviously, it is the beginning of the year.
@Youra 💋 tricks I know: UNO Reverse Card
@@rekdyoface4503 Sorry, my comment was kinda retarded. Mentally, I included last year, 2021, too.
"I surrender, I don't want revenge anymore"....man I laughed so hard my belly hurt 🤣🤣🤣
Way to go Sean he made it into the game!
Took way too long to find a "way to go Sean" joke. Thank you sir
11:39 this has literally been my experience with the game, I had to step away from it because of how hard and frustrating it was and the next time I played I just sorta knew how to deal with it
The game is unforgiving but damn is it fun I finally managed to beat the first 2 levels at age 23 it took a solid 8 hours for me 🤣
Bruhh same i was like Nope Nope Nope!!!!
Bro I'm still at the fighter, it's annoying but bro it's good 😭
@@khakha3396 I took a very 2 week long break lol beat the fighter then beat kuroki on first try and almost beat the ceo on first try. Dodging is ur best friend have patience and dodge.
I beat the final boss like that. Spent maybe half an hour trying to beat him, gave up because it was too late. Woke up the next day and beat Yang on my first attempt (very close though). Also beat the final boss in Sekiro the exact same way (but spent a lot longer than half an hour trying to beat him)
Ive never seen your channel before but I'm glad its been recommended from youtube. The way you talk and do your bits is super funny, and your editing only adds to it. Looking forward to more :)
The creators of this game also made another martial arts game called Absolver where you learn and make your own combos and fighting styles, they took a couple assets from that and put it in this which made me happy, definitely should try if you get the chance.
Karaoke: "I do not want to fight you"
Main charakter: "I wouldn't want to fight me neither"
The bone-cracking gets me everytime. Damn it Zanny why am I crying ffs
This game is a great example of live, die, repeat. Each time you die you learn from the mistakes that killed you, only becoming wiser, more patient and skilled in your thoughts. Wish this was on steam!
2:33 LMAO, did not expect a Rajnikanth meme.
Same 😂
I love how Zanny gave us just enough time to notice that one section looked almost exactly like the hallway scene from Oldboy before mentioning that it looked like it was out of a movie 😊
bro sean killed him
this is a true “way to go, sean” moment
I love how he transitions from training to trying to get the toy from his dog
now im gonna watch someone who knows how to play sifu do it
The learning curve is there. It's not an easy game he managed to go to Musem at 24. For some people that probably won't happen anytime soon.
@@phucth91 was.... Sarcasm....
@@phucth91Sean was the easiest boss, it's the sub bosses Im having trouble with, harder to keep track of multiple people from both blind spots and where I can see them. til I camp in the corner of the map throw them at eachother and bait the ones with weapons to hit the other, then trip kick the ones with weapons for them to drop their weapons and going crazy
that way you screamed Sean's name at 8:53 gave me most primal rage ive ever felt watching a video
This is what I needed to make my monday better
Zanny: This is Sifu
UA-cam captions: This is seafood
the easiest way to defeat the artist is to use the jedi tradition of fighting known as "fight, flee". hit here once and then run away and just do it again
"how do you do, fellow kids?"
It's even funnier when they were barely out of puberty yesterday, and today they're getting liver spots.
Just casually throwing a “way to go Sean” in there. Love it.
8:11 Just another day of Zanny toying with the Hounds of hell that feast on Hades himself .
11:17 3- piece staff, awesome man. I have a friend who is amazing with one of those. I like the Guandao personally though (horse sword) it's like a pole with a blade on the end, it was used to take out the legs of a horse in medieval china. Very useful for fighting mounted combatants.
7:30 *As a fellow Sean, that punched me right into my heart.*
Zanny aged a decade in four minutes. Time does fly fast when doing kung fu
69 likes now. I did you a favour
@@InstanLondo7253 haha funny number
Zanny: I'm the matrix.
Me: No, you are Punch Wick
The artist: "Die slowly!" *Zanny instantly dies, not slowly.*
Please Zanny we need part 2 of this masterpiece
Honestly loving this game, imagine what would happen if these devs made a game like this pvp, I think I would cry.
Already exists, it's called Absolver and came out years ago. Made by the same devs.
It sadly didn't sell very well though and is pretty much dead now
@@MrYpsilonY if you let peak player counts be the sole metric, then yes
otherwise the game isn't dead, find a discord, get to know the people and start playing
as long as 2 people play absolver the game is alive
@@MrYpsilonY ik this already, I love that game as well but it's been alive for more than 4 years and I'm loving sifu cus of how fast paced it is and also has a different atmosphere but the games do have somethings in common
absolver
@@MrYpsilonY its stil a fun game imo, i play it here and there
That hallway scene was actually straight out of a movie, it's a reference to Oldboy
This guy got the gamer's soul! Brought me to tears the way he painstakingly progressed thru the levels... And my tummy is hurting... weird.
When Zanny realizes that you can spare bosses by breaking their posture twice 😂
9:53 I completely lost it when I saw you get sauced up like that 😂💀 I was expecting you to do something crazy with the bat, then that beast just picked you up and humbled you 😂😂😂 oh and the scream was definitely icing on the cake 💀
Watching him slowly get better is awsome
Zanny out here tearing all the leg muscles that end in a CL with that round house kick all for the bit. We gotta appreciate him more lol.
Ah finaly, "I've downloaded your moveset" the videogame.
That moment when you actually see yourself getting better in this game is something that made me to platinum this game
The Museum has to be one of my favorite levels in any video game ever. It's so beautiful and perfectly challenging.
Great editing, great personality zanny. Thanks for the content.
As someone currently learning kung-fu, I'm amazed at your training. It seems so effective that I'm rather jealous
11:05. I wouldn't want to fight me neither.
"Flash, come on!"
😂😂😂Bro! Your screaming and emotional playing had me crying. Can feel the frustration through the screen. Quality.
just found ur channel and u moved up to prbly my 2nd fav tuber
ur edit style and just ur humor and character makes ur vids so entertaining bro😂🤌🏾
When you realize one of the best characters in Dreamworks *(named Shifu)* nearly became the title of the game.
It technically is. Shifu is traditional Chinese while sifu is Cantonese. Both translate to "Master". That also kind of makes Master Shifus name just Master-Master. XD
@@peeronator7142 yeah… when i was younger i asked my parents why his name was “master master” and they couldn’t give a proper answer 😂😂
Because it's not even a name
Sifu/Shifu means master
Everybody is kung fu fighting
Your mind becomes fast as lightning
Although the future is a little bit frightening
It's the book of your life that you're writing
This should have been in the video
Never knew the actual lyrics
@@rotary_mullet319 because this guy got them completely wrong lmao
@@oogaboogadoogadooga7530 Nah he got ‘em perfect actually
@@rotary_mullet319 legit just look it up lol
This vid just popped up in my recommended feed, and I have to say that your channel is a gold mine
First half had me cracking up 😂 I feel like I have been on the same emotional journey
1:04 "earth, fire, air, water"
A fellow LoK enjoyer
8:52 Ugh way to go Sean....you know Kung Fu.....
Johnny Lawrence in the thumbnail is perfect though 😂
Me every time zanny does a finisher:
“Skadoosh”
Every time he does a combo:
“Skadooshskadooshskadooshskadoos”
After seeing the training montage I can now confidently say Zanny would kick Daniel LaRusso’s ass in a fight